#π§-off-topic-iceman-only
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My favorite moment was when she said, "It's shiggin' time"
idk if this is a picture in picture or android bug but for whatever reason whenever i click on youtube its stretched so small
uh oh . you got the korbo error. korbo was killed by eric and tied up in his lair.
you have 1 hour before the pc unlocks
dont restart or evil mode will activate
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHH Kenomimi chan, you are grounded for 8050505050505 years for getting the Korbo error! Go to your room now!
my favourite moment in Hatsune Vencordβ’οΈ is when vennie said "it's shiggin' time" and shiggied all over the place
this is not 
this is 
@lapis lava you will be arrested
not anymore
you will be given lots of money
it's finally over
Can someone here please tell me what my message delay is I'm on mobile and can't use Vencord rn
My Tor browser history is why I'm under arrest
/j
tru
guess im gay
DΓΌnyanΔ±n birΓ§ok yerinde trend olan sokak lezzeti KadΔ±kΓΆy'de simit arabalarΔ±nda satΔ±lmaya baΕlandΔ±.
rather kill myself than eat this
whats so bad about it idgi
ts pmo
i cant understand parts of whats in it so
ur gy vr
its like a "whatever toppings you want on doritos" thing
i was more referring to this guy's particular choice of toppings
im gay too
LOL
thank fuck
my reaction was this #π§-off-topic-iceman-only message
Probs his pr team
goddamnit now i can't say i love you kanye big smooch rn hope you drop your album
now i cant say mean words to him (i already couldnt i deleted twitter)
i want the polar opposite of this
like you want to be here with the shiggy and friends and you are here in bot commands
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @mossy egret)
ohh
vns @neon ferry
@mossy egret your cute
<@101717694786535...
you are here!
love
im not sure which is better graduation or him disabling his X account
v..ban
Yess!!π₯Ίπ₯Ί
not to burst your rizz day bubble but you're*
that's very sigma of you, to ask out on your mewing crush! becoming a freakbob with her! so rizzy and skibidi! happy Valentine's days for skibidiers!
we've won
Legendary
keep yourself safe
alright ill put myself under the covers and lock the door to kys! :3
kiss your salamander
YEEESSSSSSSSS
π¦
i was gonna make a
joke
punished
but i don't want brainrot role
snake
yet i don't get brain rot role
love how chat is always active at night-sunrise
@lapis lava bb::γ γ γΈγγ*β‘*γγ γ οΌ;γb,γ γγ ,,,b;%^γγγ―γγ―γγͺγ«^^^jhHHhes
AGAGAGHAGAGAGAGAGAHAGGA
but when its morning its empty
i actually live withe very vencordian but you
and at exactly my 6am
i wake everyone up
at the same time
and put them back to sleep a few hours later
just to piss you off
guh
What if I was lost forever..? Or I was sids to keep, he twist me and prop me and kill me, but he turned me to a freak id be down right angry. Alone in the dark, sids favorite plaything he pulls me apart..
what did i do π
i am rocky
toy story?
i am i don't use discord
Yes
i am omar
i am omar
(not the other one)
i am alpharius
my name is Rocky, cause im a Rocky, got no better, shiggy my best friend, my name is shiggy, without a y shigg, hey im shiggy and i am Kenomimi chan! hey keno can i use your mic?
my name is pear fx because i eat fx and pear -> π
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @somber tide)
you have to be kidding me, this is wonderful
Oh not in channel list
sorry
@somber tide not requesting vencord support just a tech question
Click on channels & roles, press on chat (NOT SUPPORT) and press on bot commands, now you should have it
I added it now
Ven cord cool why it just is
no kidding
bro my twitter feed is full of the super bowl
where is the gacha and racism
i genuinely have a fueling and boiling anger over that fucking pfp
biggest american tv event is big on social media owned by a rich egotistical american
im microwaving tux rn
Was it that bad?
shig
@open pasture do you use messagelatency
i have a suspicious little feeling rn
brain rot isn't allowed
sad
v..ban
i will eat a tuna
change your pfp to uhh
uh
uhmmmmm
shiggy or else the vencord police is uhm gona permant execut e
?
it doesnt matter that much i dont think
shigpear wen
google bive regretevator
Need me a valetines π
trust me
find someone irl and ask them...
I changed it
I'm trans
then find another non straight to ask out
ur in america theres a lot
My school has 5 gay people
This is so wrong
this link can give you undertale for free! this might be seen as a scam but going to lancer on deltarune gives you free undertale trust me
https://deltarune.com/lancer/
/j
sad
ho ho ho! you just got lancered!
π
im getting way too old kids don't even know what lancer is i quit
ofc we do
i'm in a school away from the woke city full of old white men and there are more non straights than 5 π
lancer the goat
we love lancer!
Nitro or Ven cord?
fun fact
BERDLY, nor even jevil is my favorite deltarune character. it's infact. RALSEI! and lancer
Lets swap lives rq
CLEARELY you weren't on amino back in 2019
google lancer and set him as your pfp
There's two gay kids in my grade but both of them our out of my league
Why?
googl elancer and set him as your pfp
we need lancer
im setting my pfp to ralsei
I refuse
π
i accidentally fool people into tihnking i'm gay
it scares all the hoes
can't a man be in touch with his femininity
Yo anyone here using messagelatency
VEN CORD IS THE BEST
Chat is ded
i don't struggle with same sex attraction, i'm actually pretty good at it
I just killed chat
bie guys i have a buss to catch
can you shut up
I just feel sigm-
yea, sorry
you asked like for the 500th time. go see it for yourself
On mobile and can't download mobile client mods

I hope a bunch of balloons come to your wave of sand as you invite monkeys to kill them by popping the balloons
using a Android os based tablet that has Google play but not support for external apps
I swear if you vmobile me imma crash out
i hope when you drink tea coffee or any warm drink it's on that awkward between-hot-and-cold warmth that feels like you're drinking piss
i only drink root beer and water occasionally
i hope your water tastes awkward
No I don't want to go back to the psych ward
bye i don't use discord
bye nino
Yes I'm a fan of the game
im calling you lancer for all of eternity
he's behind me isn't he
who's a fan of oneshot or deltarune in this server
Well it's kind of Gorilla Tag's Birth day in fact there was A birthday update
is there a discord mobile feature where i can disable the profile colors i don't want to get flash banged over seeing motherfucking chill guy pfp
you can make them follow the theme in accessibility
banana OS? what is this, an OS for bananas?
thank you now i can see a users profile without getting flash banged and becoming blind
How did you know?
it tells u what server it's from when u clicks it
coz it's a public server ig
Yeah it is a pub server
how did you get nitro
i can't even afford ice cream at the store yet there's just people walking around with nitro and sonic 3 pfps
Im going to bed now! Nighty night.. sleeping in the night like being in a dark castle in a fluffy blanket..

shiggy
i love shigging
do linear gradients just not work in firefox or something
what the fuck
the angle rotates in fucking 3d
what
for ur 3d tv obv
im so confused
im genuinelt so confused
ddddddd
greetings and salutations
i have arrived in hell
LOCATION : APPROACHING HELL
increasing the deg value stretches the gradient horizontally until it flips to the other side
what the fuck
π
what
the lines of the gradient are rotating instead of the gradient
im so confused
is this an iframe thing?????????????
background-image: linear-gradient(180deg, black, #161621);
that's all it is
can you please post this on mediafire i am so curious of what is in it and my school network blocks cdn.discord
no but i'll do catbox
what is the size of the document or background
cloudflare warp
hide shit(traffic) from your isp
it's the body
yeah i'm still confused
how to
install it
slow ass code
yes, but when there is no content or no size specified it will just repeat a tiny bg image
gotta wait 2 minutes just to get an assert or an error or something
I NEED A SPECIFIED SIZE????
IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIX THIS FOR LIKE 40 MINUTES
FUCK
installed and opened it, but it doesn't open
i mean it is open on the background but
idk how this works i am not digitally intelligent
17326
@raw panther okay i genuinely dont know how to fix this shit
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<body
style="
background-image: linear-gradient(45deg, black, #161621);
width: 100%;
height: 100%;
"
>
<div
class="wrapper"
style="
margin: auto;
display: block;
width: fit-content;
position: absolute;
top: 50%;
left: 50%;
transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
background-color: rgb(30, 28, 37);
border-radius: 2em;
padding: 2em;
color: white;
"
>
<img
src="./images/404.png"
alt="willson is confused"
style="width: 10vw; margin: auto; display: flex"
/>
<h1>What went wrong? :/</h1>
</div>
</body>
</html>
wait I'll hop on pc
NOOOOO ITS WRONG
WHYYYY
wait no it is open but it's open retardedly
this is what people say about my mouth
W
uhhh it just works for me?
WHAT
if you are not broke proton vpn with split tunnel should work
i am broke
but cloudflare warp is free
dude im gonna cry
yeh thought so
can you point devtools on the body on that
alr
oh,,,,,
why is 100% 0 pixels
what the fuck
it just looks to me that the height isn't working
but works as a separate document, yours was an iframe was it?
Guy's Pepsi or coke (i like coke)
otherwise the height calc gets all fucked

morning
when is it the next update?
Status: Unable to connect
Error reason: Happy Eyeballs MITM Failure
Error code: CF_HAPPY_EYEBALLS_MITM_FAILURE
Error description: Unable to establish WARP connection. Confirm if this deviceβs firewall allows WARP Ingress and/or UDP traffic.
Learn more: https://cfl.re/CF_HAPPY_EYEBALLS_MITM_FAILURE
insane
gm gays
gm
best morning to sleep at class
do you know how to make the top bar and the iframe blend together here
nvm
i realized the contrast was probs a good thing
lol
Sucks to be you lmao
is it me or whenever in half life i just get the sudden urge to kill a scientist screaming over a zombine
fuck my school
math teacher didn't come and they aren't letting me go to home????
you can just go home
they say you cant but they r lying
Add a plugin to see someones actual status, like offline etc
cause lots of mf appear offline
like idgaf if he's sick HE DIDN'T COME MF
WYM YOU CAN'T GO HOME
dude my fucking school sucks
there wasn't even my any teachers expect my math teacher and yet there like uhhh ur gonna wait 11:00 for you to leave
11:00??? THEY'LL TELL US TO LEAVE AT 4PM
nevo
just say you're a stalker
i get 11 pm but they let the kids leave at fucking 2 pm
i don't know why i get 11 pm maybe they just gave me it cause im special but yeah
plugin
i don't want to go to some classes and yet they are still forcing me to stay
like bro english teacher gets corrected by my ass every time even tho my english sucks
i see why they dont like you
dont correct a teacher 
i got fucking in trouble once for having a polish accent, i said i don't need this, i have laws and they thought i said you have balls and got me in fucking detention and silent lunch
what
my school's online classroom site is down
i am literally half polish with an accent and yet they say oh fuck you you said balls lol ur getting detention because of my accent dude school is so fucking rigged
im literally just playing RNG whether im not my accent fucks me up and gets me in fucking detention or i do work
i hate english, philosophy, arabic, french classes
waste of my time
why6 dont you simply not speak
12 hours a week
thats so little
i wanna go home and sleep extra hours
like i have other things to do other than school
theyll think im some cringey emo kid for not speaking 50 minutes
12 out of 44 hours a week
i barely ever had to speak in high school
idk wym
i love speaking at school
dude my schools so rigged bro it's literally just rng whether i not i hear a child scream and pain my ear, i ready diagnostic, my accent fucking me up in school, vaping in the fucking bathroom, getting in silent lunch and little kiddie punishments or leaving the school
π
normal
just 3 more months and I'm done with that dumb school
then I'll enter hell
if i just try my hardest i can go back to my old school which is also hell just with more punishments like getting fucking ruler slapped like it's fucking baldis basics
so basically it's either going to hell or going to hell
π
Why do i get english classes bro i need polish classes im literally half polish
I know english fluently bro
π
english class when I'm 17
"oh Bartholomew ate an .... "
everyone : APPLE!!!!
YOU MFS ARE GROWN PEOPLE
i can cope until tmr about how the school system is bad 
deltarunes motherfucking school looks like heaven bro why TF isn't school like that bro π
make school good bro
it's a game..
yea i know im stupid
but PLEASE MAKE SCHOOL
good
if i owned school id make the rules better bro
just make school good i don't want motherfucking kids saying womp womp over people saying my grandma die and shit
impossible
my school is literally just
work work work about division and calcis
vaping
accent bad lol get trouble
go home
that's literally it bro
im goin 2 bed bye
normal
I HATE TERMINAL
I HATE C
IM A C++ KID
POINTER FUNCTIONS ARE STUPID WHY AM I SPEAKING LIKE THIS

bru
yk what i dont give a shit
im pulling another allnighter
i have apples and pho so ill be good
no class tmrw
respect
shiggy
π

hop off vsc 
vincent is not making smart decisions today
he has accidentally taken 2 bowls worth of high qual bong rips 2 hours and thirty minutes before he must get up for school
itd be silly if i made an... idk dwm rice with mostly tui apps only
i mean mostly because discord doesnt have a proper tui client but a tui esque theme exists
@raw panther you cant just cozy that π
try stop me
Chat dead
cry about it B)
lol
Neovim
Neoven
nvim <3
neovim
(this is meant to be a question I don't wanna sound like a jackass)
(/genq)
nano
You can get neovim extensions
Gedit
dude it's okay, if someone think you are a jackass then they are mentally ill
feel free to ask questions
no but neovim has it's own plugin system


it's def not as easy as vsc but you get a lot of control over how everything is configured
thank you :p I just worry too much about how I can affect other people or others in general
I'll shuddup about this
Awesome
Me rn
lol we don't really care
people here are kind 
configs are awesome rahhhh
adorable
Lie

except for you..
No especially me
this sticker is so cute
π
agreed
Thanks
gay girl*
Aura
pfft fhdjfbdjrbd
menhera is weird 
enjoy
she is cute
can't we have a better mascot in discord other than miku or menhera
it's been a long time
shiggy
miku isn't a mascot
the only character with the most fanart in this world
vennie best mascot

I have no idea what this miku epidemic is about but I don't think I mind it
I don't even know
i think the best mascot is us
need a jesus mascot
she wouldn't be as popular if she never got a fortnite skin
we already have that little girl with bluebhair
i would prefer a mascot that exists
are you delusional?
i think I'm blocking you...
please tell me this is a joke
(it was ragebait)
i keep falling for it
bait got me a lil
It's not bait it's true
nobody knew who miku was before
On diddy grave
tim sweeney made miku
ok you are actually baiting
Did you perhaps mean, "Aw Tysm"
I guess but she got a skin because she's popular
fort just brought her to a wider audience I think
nah i meant my heart goes out to you /j
children
one thing about this server is that theres a lot of that
Hm
i hate bait :(
i can never tell if people are baiting or just stupid T-T
worst bait award asked to leave the federal bureau of investigation
i wouldve thought i'd get used to it in my long time of using discord
sometimes when i see vennie
i remember an old weird friend called by jirniy
she had the same art style but worse
i love vennie
when I think its the latter I tell them my thoughts but specify that I'm probably saying something they already thought about
@proud rampart found you
so it's like "I'm telling you this, even though you might already know it, because I want to make sure you know it" or something
this is what I'm expecting Fortnite in 2027
How the f
huge
nightmare blunt rotation
shiggy in fortnite
best game ever
i would love the far left and right characters
we need shiggy in fortnite
think twice before hitting the "unreal" reaction @raw panther ...
you might be wrong!!
but it is unreal (the game engine)
silliness on next level
maybe i will try neovim
that was also what I thought
even looked for an "engine" emoji....
silly
β°οΈ
@digital kettle
so cursed
still no new cozy of the day
mu dream keyboard
horrible my day is cursed
post this to mediafire i want to see the image
i slapped my eye accidentally
fuck my life
Kanye's account got banned?
yes
OMG
what does this even mean
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @rapid aurora)
okay that is kinda funny actually
anyways class starts in 5
someone shoot me
marvin are you kanye...
No you are
please don't tell anyone
lesbian balatro
@modern epoch what's with the YouTube connections lol
api spam worth it
noob
No, thatβs femboy 
????
Can someone check if there is a gif for my discord activity
wum
it's not moving why
Iβm trying to see if I did this right
Thereβs supposed to be a gif and 2 buttons
But buttons arenβt client side only others can see it
gif and twitch/dev buttons
balls
ball
i j ust looked at ur profile how the hell
you can open multiple channels in 1 email

idk ππ»
me right now
Looks cozy
Check out discord://-/users/249287049482338305
whabt
Hey why is my cursor moving on its own 
wth
Click it, it should open their profile
i clicked it
yiu have my ip now...
Yop
please don't dox me
Marvin buddy haha letβs not blow this out of proportion
@quick pollen
Damn rip
dude this emoji is so cozy
Which one
whos panley
the 
@eager marsh
Is that what the link you sent was to
Yes
@keen junco
Well if you have my IP, can you DoorDash me some nuggiespls
It should normally open their profile

True
am i dumb or something, i dont see registed games in vesktop lmao
marvin will end up like ecmascript 4
SUPPORT
Nop
happens to all of us
She blew me up with I love you messages wow what a reassuring woman
Iβm tweaking
Itβs right there
no it isint
wonder if theres any program for making ascii art that lets you have different layers or vectors
dude where
I saw an open source ASCII art generator the other day but I forgot the name
good morning usa
Need to search my browser history but I'm too lazy right now
absolute awesome sauce
looks amazing
ps4 controller in 2025
10/10 set up, i really love this controller

hi gays
10/10 for the cat
hi
thx all
micro usb in the big 25 tho
this is mine i cannot cable manage
who cares!!! have fun fr
my 3 awesome setups
i also have a 2020 macbook air but it is not featured because i dislike it
This is beautiful
i want an old laptop
please email me one....
the laptop on the right in the third image is also no longer used
ok done
enjoy your thinkpad t520
Whereβs the AirPods Pro
in my ears
one on the left is better in like every way even tho its 5 years older π
You need to show off the case to flex on the brokies in chat π₯
right had a better screen but i replaced left's
true...
Cmon now
We are apple users
We must showcase our superiority of buying expensive overpriced products
ty!!!! wait you sent a bomb
silly explosive device in mailbox :3
oops yea i accidentally sent a 4 year old hp laptop
fire
yes i have a case on a case
and a connector cover
mine's scratched to shit so fair enough
they live in my pocket it gets dirty asf and usbc is hard to clean
yes my previous ones were too
thats why i got a case
I used to have an off white case xd
i don't really care about that though
i had a blue silicone case on it once
I lost my AirPods for over a week (under my bed) and I was lowkey happy so I can get the new pros 2 since they have a new hearing aid feature
And on sale
lmfao
i cannot use the hearing aid
i "lose" my airpods ALL THE TIME
I unfortunately at the age of 25 would benefit from it
π
same 
the train of despair and agony
I have tinnitus so with the hearing aid feature I can quiet it down
@upper coral do you have this pain
LMAOO
this happens to me so much
i am very sad
ITS ALWAYS THE LEFT OML
oh EW
this is why my Sony XM4s are better
Does that mean your AirPod is full of a sticky green substance
what?
Oh then youβre fine
how
mine were clogged
so they had some water jet machine
benzoin gum is my ringtone
put a bucket up to my ear
blasted it with water
all came out
didnt hurt and took 10s
i've seen vids of that
Mine were also clogged but it was bad
looks cool (albeit gross)
The pressure of the water was hurting because I had a lot of cough buildup
mine were both clogged for over a week
i can't hear out of my left ear properly right now
ouch
go get it cleaned
they just closed up a minute ago
F\
Can you install onecore on it
Raised by a single mother so we respect women out here
not to get overly political
but i feel like modern feminism isn't about equal rights anymore
Run.
ear wax is NOT green
ping me plsπ
yah sorry will next time
You are not doctor, I am
say sike rn
(Not)
my mother is a massive facebook feminist
green ear wax isnt healthy tho
doesnβt it like mean
my airpods are yellow
that thereβs and infection
I had a crush on this girl in my class last semester but she had some really interesting ideologies of men
bcuz mines black
Granted we were in a womenβs studies course so to be expected
I dunno abt yβall
lmfao
Idk about now thereβs hardly any ear wax buildup
Yeah, some men just fucking suck, saying this as a guy
I agree
Outside of construction materials/chimney cleaning how do you even manage that
And it sours peoples perceptions of men unfortunately
Red
people just suck in general
Jah?
True
hai
i have met both horrible women and horrible men
nop
Hiii
Hiiii
I dunno
Pings in genchat at 1am so scary
Yop
It's 11am
(i think)
shalom
website headers π₯
I got pinged at 1am 
No you didn't that was just your imagination
once i got multiple dms from someone at 3am and I didn't turn off the notification
π
so i just blocked him and went to sleep
What an idiot
i once
woke up at 5am
well no
i didnt wake up
but
i sent cat sound to someone in my sleep
π
the only pings i get when i'm not in the channel are people telling me when a bus has a check engine light
(usually they're MANs)
like a voice message?
I do that too sometimes
my bus driver today was complaining the entire trip about the MAN she was driving
I'm so addicted to discord and ik that well
but still can't get rid of it
no text
like i wanna chat, no other options
lmao why
"this is a SHIT BUS π‘"
"I AM PRESSING THE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR"
barely accelerating
rate this adapter
holding my phone with my right hand is so fucking uncomfortable
10/10
are you like left handed?
yes
that makes sense
although i use my mouse with my right hand
what the hell
i have no issues with the mouse on my left hand
You're gonna explode
the keyboard on my right hand feels uncomfortable as fuck tho
we both laughed together about the bus
i know what the drivers call it
I can imagine
so that certainly caught her attention
Interesting...
βHOW DO YOU KNOW ITβS CALLED A BUBBLE BUS??β
fire hazard/10
i love opengl
lmfao
i love chill bus drivers
βthe bubble buses are a NIGHTMAREβ
- another driver
hyprland
super easy answer but such a random question
I won't
hi marvin pupsi
Gute Nacht
whats the answer
βOHHHHHH YOUβRE A BUSNUTβ
im stupid
LMFAO
coincidence
ah
i told her that no one was actually getting off when they spammed the button
βOH SO THEYβRE JUST BEING SILLY BUGGERS ARE THEYβ
βAH YEP OKβ
i think this is my record now
well ik how im spending my valentines day....
valentines is actually such a crazy holiday
mine is like 1000
wtf

let me find it
do you listen to music all day or smth
opengl is so pleasant to deal with istg
unlike vulkan
fuck vulkan
you were right @dawn iris

around the same
hoyo and their overly complicated event names my beloved
not anymore
they want to make a new open world gacha game to milk it for 5 years
time to play some genshin
have fun
not very fun
real
nini oomfie!
i wonder what silicon tastes like
yummy chocolate
:(




