🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[cunning dragon]

😭

[eager marsh]

time for trigrams!!! :3

[spark crescent]

3

[eager marsh]

im doing trigrams myself because i realized what it changed

[distant stag]

Same

And I also don't like when people don't @ when replying

Like bro it's 1 ping I will not die

[hollow surge]

so true

what the hell

why is it moved to the right

[eager marsh]

wadahel

[cobalt echo]

https://tenor.com/view/jerboa-silly-happy-hop-bouncy-gif-7560254955129211911

[eager marsh]

ok it needs more text

[distant stag]

What am I looking at

[cobalt echo]

Do we like jerboas chat?

[empty storm]

https://tenor.com/view/9319431385919401897

[cobalt echo]

jerboa

[eager marsh]

i just realized i got my sample text from the library of the fucking congress

https://catdir.loc.gov/catdir/samples/random045/2002031355.html

insane

[solemn plank]

feed the markov bot your message gistory

[eager marsh]

too lazy to properly extract

lol

"i was dead" damn

i want my socks off

[tame thorn]

soundmojis work now?

[undone umbra]

sound:1021006295614115840:1331656771026288640

[royal fjord]

is there a plugin I can use to see if any of my friends are active or not?

[unreal siren]

Asking

[fallow pawn]

no

[winter girder]

Sue

[wheat eagle]

hi

[eager marsh]

im scared of this actually

[wheat eagle]

hi

hi

hi

[eager marsh]

hi orang

[fallow pawn]

Im good i dont wanna waste energy

[winter girder]

I was joking lol

They have a discord

[fallow pawn]

yeah go and press the link to it

[wheat eagle]

i am bored

[rapid aurora]

hii humans!!

[drifting carbon]

ok i fixed my website

now its good to go

i accidentally copied some of the old files and ended up reverting some changes

[wheat eagle]

please give me ideas for stuff on my website

[drifting carbon]

url?

[wheat eagle]

i don’t have it

i just don’t know what to put on it

[drifting carbon]

you can like talk about yourself

who you are and what you do

[wheat eagle]

i guess i could do that

[drifting carbon]

you can also make it look pretty cool

like vee or khcrysalis's website ig

[dusk bone]

What's it for

[drifting carbon]

im assuming its his personal website

[wary reef]

my website is bad

but I dont really care

[dusk bone]

Ye but what is it demonstrating

[wary reef]

it works

[drifting carbon]

my website looks like this

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[dusk bone]

No it's simple and to the point

That's good

[tame tide]

you should make a button on your website that if clicked it displays the number the user was thinking about with 100% accuracy

[wheat eagle]

idk my website

[fallow pawn]

add shiggy to your websites

[wary reef]

rust dev spotted

[wary reef]

oh

[drifting carbon]

[wary reef]

should I?

[drifting carbon]

add shiggy and oneko

[dusk bone]

Where gif

[drifting carbon]

[dusk bone]

Mine is really simple and broken

[wheat eagle]

idk nothing really

[dusk bone]

Then put cool shit ig

[eager marsh]

waow

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-interview-microphone-horse-talking-news-gif-755519426988214132

[wary reef]

I think I added oneko

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn albums ui

[drifting carbon]

lemme check

[wary reef]

where is it.

[dusk bone]

What's oneko

[wary reef]

I didn't commit

💔

[drifting carbon]

sad

[wary reef]

cat follow mouse(real)

[drifting carbon]

i have it on my website

https://omardotdev.codeberg.page

[dusk bone]

Ok maybe I make my website even more simple

Wait gimme idea

Alright that's fire it's not loading

[tame tide]

the poodle bites, the poodle chews it

[dusk bone]

https://www.miragesteezyboi.com/

There we go

[drifting carbon]

reminds me of a merch store 😭

looks good tho

[dusk bone]

WHAT 💔

[dusk bone]

Reddit is a tragedy

[mystic salmon]

so informal

[wary reef]

added oneko

[drifting carbon]

me when i try to transfer files over to an iphone in linux

[wary reef]

waow

[drifting carbon]

what is the url

[wary reef]

c0de.wtf

wait I forgor

https://c0de.wtf

[fallow pawn]

https://d.vxtwitter.com/charlespattson/status/1886759195245953085?s=46

[drifting carbon]

nice website

[paper gate]

how

[slow urchin]

I'm gonna make every error report i create from now on just say something along the lines of "I think something's wrong but idk"

[wary reef]

me

[wary reef]

thanks

[tame tide]

he should've tried "hey, mama smoochums! wanna get on down and get your groove with me Friday?"

[wary reef]

[paper gate]

kevin so old

[wary reef]

thats

something

[tame tide]

the poodle bites, the poodle chews it

[slow urchin]

7421

[slow urchin]

This makes me deeply uncomfortable

[wary reef]

yeah fr

[rapid aurora]

2017 mobile ads type of button

[drifting carbon]

yop

[slow urchin]

"I made sure to buy the satin sheets 🫦" ass button

[wheat eagle]

hi

[tame tide]

hey

[harsh minnow]

imagine being the poor frontend dev who gets this design and somehow has to implement it with html + css

i would quit on the spot

[drifting carbon]

i'd rather quit rather then do this button

[viral cape]

the worst thing is that you can absolutely do this with html and css now

[keen kernel]

Temu is over party

[viral cape]

thanks :has

[harsh minnow]

I don't think so lol

[fallow pawn]

we dont need you anyway

[harsh minnow]

you would have to get very creative with lottie files

[drifting carbon]

how?

[keen kernel]

You can do everything with html and css nowadays

[harsh minnow]

you're so mean

[viral cape]

extreme abuse of :has, single pixel elements, and animations probably

[drifting carbon]

oh

[solemn plank]

someone made a c64 style demo using only css

[hollow surge]

well it worked just, not in the way he intended

[viral cape]

if you fail it will be possible in 2 years trust

[fallow pawn]

[harsh minnow]

even then it's probably not possible lol

[wary reef]

I would not talk with someone that had this button on their website

[wary reef]

oh

[cinder goblet]

i love the little corn and cat thingy on your website

actual stim toys

[paper gate]

i eat bacteria

[cinder goblet]

can we have them as desktop pets

[fallow pawn]

thank u

[cinder goblet]

DUUUDEEE

[drifting carbon]

same

[cinder goblet]

imagine if u had those on discord

[drifting carbon]

your website looks awesome

aswell as vee's i think

[harsh minnow]

omw to make a webgl canvas just to render a fancy button

[cinder goblet]

like the little cats that follow ur mouse

omg

this needs to be made

[wary reef]

read if cute

[drifting carbon]

there is already a plugin for that lol

[cinder goblet]

nerds please put these on my discord client

[drifting carbon]

its called oneko

[keen kernel]

https://keithclark.co.uk/labs/css-fps/nojs/

[cinder goblet]

no not the kitty

im talking about the funny bouncy cat and corn on a stick

[cinder goblet]

you like drag them around with your mouse they're awesome

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow new mission

[slow urchin]

Need the code for these nyanmiezekätzlein please

[cinder goblet]

DUDE THEY'RE A NERD

[viral cape]

INSANE

[drifting carbon]

ohh

[cinder goblet]

the website is probably on github

[drifting carbon]

guh

[cinder goblet]

you can just steal it '

🔥

[slow urchin]

however you made those i need

@fallow pawn

[hollow surge]

what the actual fuck

[cinder goblet]

1fpm

[rapid aurora]

yeh..

[drifting carbon]

i think i got some of vee's code for my website

like the font

[slow urchin]

WHAT THE FUCK

[wary reef]

it got better when I clicked on the page

[drifting carbon]

or the margin

[cinder goblet]

fullscreen made it slightly better

but it's still like 6 frames per minute

[keen kernel]

This works in SVG btw

[cinder goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/913441744505409566/1317164079164690503/job.gif

[hollow surge]

no way

[slow urchin]

I MISCLICKED that in my stickers list

I've never seen that

[wary reef]

ts pmo

[hollow surge]

guys please add a tw for j*bs it triggers me

[cinder goblet]

lowk u shld stfu ts pmo sm bru icl sybau dnt tlk 2 m agn

[hollow surge]

ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts
ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts
ts ts ts ts sts ts ts ts
ts ts ts ts ts ts

[slow urchin]

The amount of fucking time this probably took makes my body physically recoil

[cinder goblet]

LOL

[hollow surge]

look mom i made a ts pmo

[urban elk]

why are y'all doing this again 😭

[drifting carbon]

this needs to be banned

i hate it

[vapid yarrow]

nojs
google analytics script tag

[hollow surge]

no it doesn't

[wary reef]

what the fuck

[slow urchin]

If future texting looks anything like this I'll stay a boomer

[urban elk]

I agree it needs to be banned

I'm literally 16 and don't even understand itb

[cinder goblet]

😭

[wary reef]

"lowk" ro tnks h's shkspr

[urban elk]

[cinder goblet]

LMFAO

[wary reef]

yeah I cant

I will stop

[hollow surge]

the joke is that no one can understand this bullshit

[cinder goblet]

NEVER

[white halo]

I'm 19 and i think gen z is doomed already

[urban elk]

okay that I understand

[wary reef]

ts ts ts

[slow urchin]

Gen alpha

[white halo]

please stop

[hollow surge]

✌️😂

[urban elk]

I can understand most of it but not all of it

and I don't think it's funny

[wary reef]

[slow urchin]

Every generation after gen z is fucking cooked

Baked

[cinder goblet]

ts ts ts ts

[wary reef]

I will

[slow urchin]

Burnt

[wary reef]

what the fuck is this

[slow urchin]

Brainrot

[urban elk]

if gen z is already doomed then I'd imagine gen alpha and beta are beyond doomed

[cinder goblet]

answered

[drifting carbon]

v+ brainrot

[wary reef]

we have genuinely lost it

[cinder goblet]

"what the fuck" bru u nt shkspr 😭

[hollow surge]

just because of a dumb joke doesn't mean an entire generation is dumb calm down

[slow urchin]

Okay this is genuinely brainrot

[white halo]

yop

I love giving ipad to 3 month old kid

[slow urchin]

Octopus game belongs in automod

[wary reef]

yeah

[wary reef]

💔

[hollow surge]

my kid will not have access to youtube or tiktok til they're 12

i have been lucky to not come out fried

[white halo]

I'm planning to do the same

[mystic salmon]

trying out cosmic again

[wary reef]

imagine you are talking with your kid

[slow urchin]

I'm not having kids so.... My ferrets and cats will not have access to yt shorts or TikTok until they're adolescent

[cinder goblet]

tu me perteneces ven conmigo mija

[drifting carbon]

i watched youtube when i was 9

[wary reef]

and he says "ts pmo"

[drifting carbon]

i think

[slow urchin]

YouTube normal is decent enough

[hollow surge]

"bru" b y r n s

[white halo]

You're a monster

[wary reef]

oh

[hollow surge]

no it's not

[wary reef]

💔

[slow urchin]

Why

[white halo]

don't look at youtube kids

[cinder goblet]

i say ts pmo 😭

[slow urchin]

I didn't expect to 😭

[white halo]

wtf does pmo even means

[drifting carbon]

this is the new type of brainrot

[hollow surge]

Dattebayo! ✌️😂

[drifting carbon]

after that toilet meme

[wary reef]

pisses me off

[cinder goblet]

yeah

[white halo]

because

[wary reef]

💔

[cinder goblet]

waf = what's a father

[keen kernel]

https://www.desmos.com/calculator/ojte0qoo3u

[cinder goblet]

🚬

[drifting carbon]

i hope it doesn't affect gen beta

[mystic salmon]

i put -l nixos because i have an image setup by default and cosmic terminal doesnt support images

[slow urchin]

Ts PMO is "this shit pissing me off"

[cinder goblet]

this gotta be my favorite brain rot of the year though ngl

[hollow surge]

ts means this

[cinder goblet]

what's that? what's a father?

ts means THIS SHIT

[white halo]

i hate it

[cinder goblet]

people say it means this as a joke

[hollow surge]

ts essentially means crashout

[cinder goblet]

😭

[drifting carbon]

i just realized my desktop looks so basic

[hollow surge]

yeah that's. what i'm doing

[cinder goblet]

808 essentially means crashout

[cinder goblet]

I KNOW BUT DONT ACTUALLY MAKE THEM THINK THAT

[white halo]

why do people want to make everything as short as possible

[mystic salmon]

basic gnome yeah

[urban elk]

fuck parents who do this shit

[white halo]

we have words

[rigid silo]

it looks good and works

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[kind prawn]

"808" u nt shkshpr 😭 🙏

[wary reef]

"icl ts pmo sm rn r u fr rn bc idk nting nmor atp" means I cannot lie this shit pisses me off so much right now are you for real right now because idk nothing anymore atp

[drifting carbon]

it looks good atleast

[cinder goblet]

2025 we abbreviated everything

[hollow surge]

language evolves, with text it will evolve more

[wary reef]

eye of rah biggest fan

[cinder goblet]

LOL

yeah

[white halo]

wdyslanhb

[wary scarab]

can i get my circles back
my server folders are also all MESSED UP

[hollow surge]

wrong mention

[cinder goblet]

no clue what this means

idc either

[wary scarab]

welsh

[cinder goblet]

jsin

[white halo]

( why don't you speak like a normal human beign )

[cinder goblet]

(just slide it in)

[hollow surge]

language evolves, with text it will evolve more, you would HATE portuguese

[wary reef]

jsin

[wary reef]

oh!

[tame tide]

reaching for something more

[mystic salmon]

yeah language evolution is definitely a thing

[white halo]

What about portuguese?

[hollow surge]

we have abbreviations for everything

we have an abbreviation for "bitch who gave me birth"

[urban elk]

WHAY

[hollow surge]

pqp pq q tu ta fzn iss

[urban elk]

INSANE

[white halo]

that's just really mean

like insanely

[wary reef]

I already hate it

[hollow surge]

this is portuguese

[cinder goblet]

do u know the "what's a father" meme

[white halo]

nop

[wary reef]

(my mother tongue)

[cinder goblet]

please google it

i beg you

[wary reef]

pq eu qro irm

[urban elk]

first language for me was Spanish
and compared to English
I use English more often

[hollow surge]

vtmnc ent krlh

[cinder goblet]

yall ever blow your nose so hard you lose hearing

[unreal siren]

Ill give you all brainrot

[cinder goblet]

or is that just me

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-gif-23893070

[wary reef]

vsf mlk fdp

[cinder goblet]

i dont think u can do that

[wary reef]

I did that now

[hollow surge]

i love portuguee

[cinder goblet]

i haven't been able to hear for like 5 days

[hollow surge]

i love abbreviations it is so interesting how language evolves

[cinder goblet]

from my left ear

[wary reef]

I do that normally cuz my ear just randomly dies

[white halo]

so i did

what now?

[drifting carbon]

give it to the person who started it

[unreal siren]

v+ brain rot

[white halo]

should i explode

[cinder goblet]

did you find it funny

[wary reef]

it gets back when I yawn

[wary reef]

no

[cinder goblet]

waht does this mean

[unreal siren]

I can

[cinder goblet]

noo ilysm please don't explode 💔

[drifting carbon]

no images or reactions

[solemn plank]

no react perms

[white halo]

regular brain rot

[cinder goblet]

im confused

[white halo]

[drifting carbon]

you cannot send images or react to a message

[cinder goblet]

WHY

WTH

💔

[drifting carbon]

because you started this whole "ts pmo" thing

[wary reef]

ts pmo sm

[cinder goblet]

I DIDNT START IT!!

[white halo]

I mean i love it too, but now abbreviating literally everyting
I can understand just dropping a part of the word ( we often do this in ukrainian ), but abbreviating a whole sentence is insane to me

[wary reef]

sorry I accidentally enabled textreplace

[cinder goblet]

YOU DID

[drifting carbon]

lemme check

[unreal siren]

Continuing it is just as bad as starting it, if not worse

[rapid aurora]

ME NEXT PLEASE!!!

[wary reef]

I did

[cinder goblet]

this is like my 9/11

[wary reef]

💔

[cinder goblet]

why 💔

[hollow surge]

i find it insane but i honestly like it, it's VERY interesting to see how language evolves over time and how common phrases get abbreviated

[solemn plank]

can we add these abbreviations to automod

[cinder goblet]

i cant send my frik

[unreal siren]

Then don’t crash into the building

[drifting carbon]

oh

[cinder goblet]

i cant send my baby

[drifting carbon]

then dont continue it

[cinder goblet]

no more frik 💔

[rapid aurora]

wow

[drifting carbon]

or you'll get brainrot

[cinder goblet]

no frik no point in living

[hollow surge]

like "ykwim", "idk", "wtf", "iykyk" i find that very interesting

[cinder goblet]

goodbye hatsune vencord

[wary reef]

okay!

I will not continue it

[rapid aurora]

bye

[drifting carbon]

[white halo]

I know only 2 of them

and tha't because they are so old

[wary reef]

ykwim isnt like

[drifting carbon]

just dont send brainrot and you'll get your brainrot role removed

😭

[wary reef]

"you know what I mean"

[white halo]

They already can't in some way

[drifting carbon]

oh

[white halo]

THEY LEFT

LMAO

[solemn plank]

no fucking wau

[drifting carbon]

guh

[rapid aurora]

the fuck happened anyway i just opened vencord and asked for brainrot role

[wary reef]

what the hell 💔

[solemn plank]

the only personality they had was sending a sticker

[drifting carbon]

someone shared brainrot, got the brainrot role, got sad and left

[solemn plank]

ao sad

[hollow surge]

yeah

[modern epoch]

guh

[rapid aurora]

yeah that's totally fine we all got sad and left then rejoined

[rapid aurora]

vencord trauma

[hollow surge]

"very agnry" bro wasn't angry at all are you serious

[white halo]

why does everyone so mean to me 💔 😢

[hollow surge]

they were just sad

[wary reef]

whos "we" bro 💔

[solemn plank]

true! i would never do something abnormal after receiving the role. nothing happened to me like that

[drifting carbon]

ah

[wary reef]

I'm am deaf?

[drifting carbon]

shes gonna rejoin and make a whole apology in the modmail

probably

[wary reef]

what the fuck I cannot listen to anything

like

[white halo]

Can you hear the voices?

[wary reef]

irl

[wary reef]

yeah

[hollow surge]

lowkey skill issue

[white halo]

that's good then

[wary reef]

yeah

[jaunty stag]

[wary reef]

I cannot hear my keyboard

[hollow surge]

unplug your ears

[wary reef]

my ears are hurting

[solemn plank]

what the fuck

[hollow surge]

if u are fr go to a hospital

[wary reef]

I will wait a little bit

if it doesnt get better I will

[hollow surge]

in 4000 years they will find their bodies fully preserved in mud

[solemn plank]

is your ear bleeding

[wary reef]

no

[solemn plank]

you might have an ear infection

[hollow surge]

i once was like spinning this metal chain

hit myself in the head

couldn't hear for the whole day

i got so scared but didn't tell anyone

[solemn plank]

crazy

[hollow surge]

cuz my ass was gonna get beaten 🔥

[white halo]

I got hit by metal swings once

[solemn plank]

i'd tell someone

[wary reef]

oh

I think not eating for 10 hours is not the cause

[white halo]

was in hospital and my head was sewed in some way

[solemn plank]

like they dont even have power or water at this point its all been shut off for safety WHAT ARE THEY DOING

[wary reef]

im gonna eat and pray it comes back

okay uhh my left ear just

[solemn plank]

hope you dont end up needing a prosthetic bone

like i did

[wary reef]

pop

and it got back

its still a little bit strange but

[wary reef]

oh

[rapid aurora]

idrc she can do wtv she wants and i respect her decision

[solemn plank]

i am partially plastic now or smth

[white halo]

Aren't we all a plastic

[drifting carbon]

ok

[rapid aurora]

i think we are just living dirt

[rigid silo]

yes

[boreal torrent]

it happens to me sometimes too

[sudden sun]

@boreal torrent hiii

[boreal torrent]

hiii oomf

[sudden sun]

hru

[wary reef]

sorry

I did that to you

[main wyvern]

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

he doesn't

[wary reef]

8

[hollow surge]

6

[boreal torrent]

awful

im in class

[sudden sun]

hug

what subject

[boreal torrent]

i gotta spend 8 hours on this shit

none rn because we just came out of the break

[sudden sun]

o

[eager marsh]

hai

[glass shell]

i proved a scammer was using a botted account using a grabify link and they got angry and said they send the fbi at my door lmao

[eager marsh]

LOL

[glass shell]

and sued me for "100k"

also they seemingly filed a case on me in like

2 minutes

[wary reef]

[rare trout]

someone fucking kill me

[chrome grotto]

huh how can you possibly get a non-fraction out of that

[hollow surge]

smartest scammer

[hollow surge]

"just filed cased" "personal infromation's"

no commas

insane

[bold adder]

yippe so happy

[strange fractal]

new discord update, who the hell is brave enough to see if it breaks anything

[rare trout]

i should get a fucking drawing pad

[rapid aurora]

[rare trout]

jesus fuck

[hollow surge]

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[wary reef]

okay!

[rare trout]

amazing

[drifting carbon]

why did they say hi and immediately block

😭

[rare trout]

probably because they realized i wasn't gonna deal with their bullshit

[drifting carbon]

true

[rapid aurora]

yeah no shit
$3k 😭

[rapid aurora]

the best bot ever

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/firefoxsimpp/status/1886918069617938860 can't you sue your school over this

noah 🏳️‍🌈 (@firefoxsimpp) on X

The shitty fucking Yondr pouch cracked my phone what the actual fuck

I'm so pissed off

X · Feb 4, 2025, 11:21 PM

[eager marsh]

wadahel

explod

i would publicaly burn mine after that

[harsh minnow]

not the scammer getting pissy 😭

[hollow surge]

how do you get so many of these

i want to troll people too 🥺

[rapid aurora]

NOOOOO POOR PIXEL PHONE

[eager marsh]

LMAOO

[digital kettle]

seriously

[rare trout]

[eager marsh]

ima turn on message requests

i had them off due to being mod in a server but im not anymore

[rare trout]

good fucking luck

[rapid aurora]

i love how you reply to the scammer more quickly than some of your friends in dms

[drifting carbon]

guhhhh

[rare trout]

sorry, i Mind

this is such a

sentence

all lowercase except for Mind and then a comma

[rapid aurora]

wait that's an actual thing??
i can say that???

omg

[hollow surge]

yeah??

[rapid aurora]

please let's role play rn
say "do you mind if i can ask you something"

i wanna try and say it

[hollow surge]

do you mind if i ask you something

[rapid aurora]

yeah, i mind

[rare trout]

fucking die

[drifting carbon]

i think i'd not dm vee

[rapid aurora]

OMG I FEEL THEBAURA

[drifting carbon]

because i get a bit terrified

[wary reef]

a guy once offered me $500 not to take down his scam website

[rapid aurora]

YOOO

[hollow surge]

nevo diagnosed with schizophrenia at 17 years old

[rapid aurora]

i actually never knew i can say "yeah, i mind"

[hollow surge]

most cases it is not a rhetoric question

[harsh minnow]

my Mind is big so i gotta capitalise it

[wary reef]

do you mind if i ask you something

[distant stag]

What was the scam going to be

[rare trout]

art

[rapid aurora]

omg then i can go to hell

[harsh minnow]

commission scam

[hollow surge]

it's not true i once hit vee in the head with a baseball bat and her cranium echoed

[distant stag]

Oh

[harsh minnow]

they always ask the same way

[grizzled jay]

I'm surprised you get these on discord
99% of the time I get these on twitter

[harsh minnow]

"Hello how are you"
then they say something abour your pfp or banner
"Actually do you mind if i ask you something"
"Actually I'm an artist and I'm struggling right now and looking for emergency commissions"

[wary reef]

scammers should just say "heyoo can I scam you?"

[hollow surge]

viruses are so boring nowdays

[grizzled jay]

sometimes it can be about an OC as well

[distant stag]

I was about to say I only see people doing commission stuff on twitter

[rapid aurora]

the scammers i get :

[drifting carbon]

i almost never even get viruses

[hollow surge]

like you're spying on me??! yeah buddy google's doing that too, jumpscare me or something

[tender bison]

some people just find me somehow

[hollow surge]

WHAT

CAN WE PIN THIS

[drifting carbon]

because i dont click on sketchy links

[grizzled jay]

LMAO I GOT THIS ONCE

[tender bison]

and we don’t even have mutual servers

[grizzled jay]

it was so fucking funny

[drifting carbon]

wtf 😭

i never got a scammer before

[tender bison]

LMAO

ntts typa scam

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYrm1eKE3Eo

[rapid aurora]

"do you want to get spoiled by a sugar mommy"
how the fuck are you going to scam me with that..

[grizzled jay]

except mine was a sugar daddy instead

[hollow surge]

what even is that scam

what are they gonna do

and like who the fuck is falling for this bro

[rare trout]

you are in nsfw servers

[hollow surge]

😭

not true

[lapis lava]

@open pasture I am what you see when you are relieved of all senses

[drifting carbon]

i feel like that sounds like a pdf file..

[distant stag]

They ask for ur PayPal or cashapp then they send a fake screenshot like "this user won't receive their 20000$ unless they send you 50$ for verification!"

[hollow surge]

@lapis lava i am what you see

[white halo]

Hewwo :3 Your pfp is soooo cutiiee just like you ~ hehe
Doo yuu mind if i, your personal scammer ❤️ ask you ❓

( Please no brain rot, it's going to happen only once )

[rare trout]

its not a pedo its just an enterprising individual preying on the young

financially

[drifting carbon]

hmmm true

[hollow surge]

but why use sugar mommy as the bait???? who the fuck is replying with "yeah sure"

[distant stag]

Me

[hollow surge]

atp you kinda jst deserve to get scammed if you say yes to that ridiculous quesiton

[drifting carbon]

what even is "sugar mommy"

sounds so fucking weird

[rare trout]

if you are in nsfw servers this is relatively common

[distant stag]

Someone who sends a person money for no reason

[rare trout]

often with nsfw involved

[hollow surge]

no there is a reason

the reason is very

but there is a reason

[wary reef]

check if your door's closed

[rare trout]

door's

[drifting carbon]

and i've also seen this same thing but with dad instead of mommy

[distant stag]

I got it when I sent like 10 messages in a server named social

[waxen sphinx]

i am an expert on this topic

[distant stag]

Or socialize

Something like that

[white halo]

I have a dog to check

[hollow surge]

door is closed

[waxen sphinx]

you dont want to know how many fucking people get hacked or attempt these scams

[distant stag]

It's the same thing

[hollow surge]

door's closed

[white halo]

( he's smaller than any cat)

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[harsh minnow]

v+ rotted brain

[distant stag]

Well yeah

But it's not a good reason to send someone a bunch of money

[lapis lava]

❓

[hollow surge]

you'd be surprised

[white halo]

[wary reef]

okay!

[drifting carbon]

imagine if you gave the empty brain role

[wary reef]

oh

[white halo]

Deep fried

[waxen sphinx]

no thoughts head empty role when

[hollow surge]

i am so lucky to have come out relatively normal considering i've been online ever since i left the womb

[lapis lava]

<@&1262928185763434556>

[hollow surge]

my brain is just partially fried

[hollow surge]

what does this do

[distant stag]

Some guy gave me nitro in exchange for me asking how his day was cuz he thought I was a girl

[lapis lava]

nothing

[distant stag]

Ngl I kinda feel bad

[drifting carbon]

no idea

😭

[lapis lava]

its just krystal's donor role

[drifting carbon]

ohh

[hollow surge]

that's actually just kinda sad

[waxen sphinx]

how was your day

[hollow surge]

😭

[distant stag]

Fr

[drifting carbon]

what

😭

[distant stag]

Good now send me your cashapp

[waxen sphinx]

i only use crypto

[mossy egret]

It’s my donor role

[hollow surge]

i've gotten like 15 people that thought i was a girl in my dms and hit on me it's beginning to take a poll on my head

[distant stag]

Send me your crypto.me

[distant stag]

Ask for money

[wary reef]

can I eat it

sorry

[hollow surge]

no that's evil

[wary reef]

what the frick is crypto.me

[waxen sphinx]

TIL that website exists

[wary reef]

I'm stupid

[distant stag]

I made it up

[rare trout]

i love this so much https://youtu.be/3zS6zX2QNqY

but you cant always tell people to fucking die

[distant stag]

What's til and what does the website do

[hollow surge]

yes you can

@rare trout fucking die

[waxen sphinx]

it seems to do what you thought it would do xd

and til means "today i learned"

[hollow surge]

guys download my bitcoin!
attached file: bitcoin key.zip.exe

[wary reef]

oh okay

[drifting carbon]

guys check out my brand new website!!!
url: https://localhost:8000

[hollow surge]

are you struggling

[drifting carbon]

no

i forgot to add some things after the message

[distant stag]

Oh

[wary reef]

stroke final boss

[hollow surge]

guys check out this video
file:///C:/Users/pwnky/Downloads/tree.mp4

[wary reef]

C:\Users\waow\Documents\c0dewtf\index.html check my website

[hollow surge]

nope i did it first

[wary reef]

I dont care

[drifting carbon]

[wary reef]

S2

[open pasture]

shiggy

[open pasture]

shogg

[wary reef]

everyone do the shiggy

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/catboy-gif-26041052

EMBED

[hollow surge]

i'm not embedding that

[hollow surge]

idk what it's about but

[wary reef]

oh yeah I forgot

[wary reef]

[open pasture]

are you a dogboy

[wary reef]

shiggy

[grizzled jay]

is shiggy a car or doug

[cobalt echo]

chat thoughts on fr*nce?

[hollow surge]

please add a TW on ||france|| it triggers me

[eager marsh]

i love spy tf2

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[keen junco]

Bomb

[regal notch]

@harsh minnow

[cobalt echo]

nuke>

[keen junco]

Yes

[wooden socket]

PS3 thermal paste after 12 years

[vapid adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1335104606484561960/out.gif

[keen junco]

How

[cobalt echo]

i like your pfp oliver

can yu share

[keen junco]

It's jinx

https://x.com/bigfootjinx

jinx (@bigfootjinx) on X

internet cat, first cat mayor of hell, lady of scotland

X

[cobalt echo]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-jerboa-dooby-gif-11134484107410702976

[wooden socket]

Uhh

It's on my desktop

And I'm in the bathroom about to go shower

And then bed

[cobalt echo]

oh

its oki you can use your desktop from your bed

[covert patio]

@cobalt echo haiiii

[digital kettle]

@cobalt echo

[cosmic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-huh-confused-meme-gif-3282660700962977407

[digital kettle]

wrong ping

lol

[hollow surge]

i was pnged

[cosmic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-hrmm-thinky-cat-hmmm-gif-26528454

[hollow surge]

no i was not png

[hollow surge]

did i get ghost pinged

who ghost pinged me

[cosmic otter]

im #1 jinx fan

[drifting carbon]

@hollow surge ashley probably pinged you

[hollow surge]

thank you omar

[tame tide]

you're welcome

[drifting carbon]

np

[hollow surge]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/VOup3k5fz96gGca7blbex9CnNc6REkyhE71tJ2BGKuI/https/media.tenor.com/_mBs1HqBhpQAAAPo/postanius.mp4

what the fuck

fuck you

what the fuck is that link

??????

[keen junco]

https://bsky.app/profile/java.duke.social/post/3lhh6vdmi3s2v

Java Duke (@java.duke.social)

trapping my enemies inside of the JVM

Bluesky · Feb 5, 2025, 6:22 PM

[rapid aurora]

what no
it's my server

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cursor-on-cat-meme-cursor-on-cat-the-j-gif-27226183

[hollow surge]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/6H6S9E94vmAKUv1m_vjxlNKpqzxn5T4bgpX9TWjHQSg/https/media.tenor.com/WCVjXqfpUFkAAAPo/benadryl-cat.mp4

dude

what are these links

fuck off

god

[vapid adder]

https://tenor.com/view/2ps-compelling-argument-meme-higher-role-gif-22667466

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/2ps-compelling-argument-meme-higher-role-gif-22667466

[mellow helm]

This real?

I'm eating so I can't test

Mfs have been trolling with support only for x11 for a while.

[sturdy gyro]

will there ever be a way to get infinite emoji confetti

for free

[solemn plank]

no

[mellow helm]

No

[solemn plank]

can there be a plugin to ban anyone i dont like

[mellow helm]

Real

[fallow drum]

available with Vencord Premium

[dusk bone]

✅

[rapid aurora]

that's called being a mod

are you a mod

[drifting carbon]

yop

[junior ridge]

hai oomfs

[unique stream]

@vast marsh

[mystic salmon]

wtf is the "skill trees" experiment is discord adding levels or something

[viral cape]

idk

i bet its game something game profile related just for league lol

[urban elk]

bwa

[solemn plank]

😃

[urban elk]

@white halo you
are you new here or do I know you

[solemn plank]

Please visit Me

[white halo]

I've talked here a little a few months ago

Then I got a life

[urban elk]

oh

[white halo]

And now I'm bored again

[urban elk]

bwuh lfkao

I don't have as much time as I used to either

now I have uni

[white halo]

[white halo]

Before @karmic quartz was a thing

[urban elk]

oh damn

[keen junco]

https://tenor.com/view/2ps-compelling-argument-meme-higher-role-gif-22667466

[solemn plank]

Sorry, This computer does not support Windows 11 due to a lack of TPM 2.0 support. In order to prevent e-waste, this computer will now self destruct in 30 seconds. Please take out the installation media and evacuate to prevent injury. Thank you for choosing Microsoft Windows.

[sudden sinew]

1.11.4 pog

[wary reef]

that feeling when you make the code for a project public

[slow urchin]

minecrafters in 2004

[waxen sphinx]

there are even pcs with tpm 2.0 that w11 refuses to run on

[wary reef]

and you feel its extremely ass

[waxen sphinx]

imposter syndrome

[slow urchin]

love

[drifting carbon]

i would choose linux

instead of michaelsoft binbows

[solemn plank]

Please do not evacuate.

[open pasture]

leenux
best operating system

[drifting carbon]

i will turn off computer before it self destruct

boot to fedora

install fedora

and no microsoft binbows

[slow urchin]

i will make an operating system and kernel and everything myself that is better than both you'll see

[drifting carbon]

guh

[digital warren]

Real gamers use TempleOS

[fallow drum]

manti has taken over vee

[open pasture]

dang sounds like they won't be using any of my projects then

[drifting carbon]

im not gonna complain about manti for the millionth time but yeah

[open pasture]

Everything I make (except for one thing) is foss

[drifting carbon]

same

[harsh minnow]

FOSS RN

[solemn plank]

it is too late. microsoft paid your computer manufacturer 5 billion to embed a bomb into every part of the computer

[open pasture]

that one thing is what's giving me money to survive so no thanks

[drifting carbon]

sorry i like getting tracked and my data stolen and my data being sold

[fierce cobalt]

tiktok comment ain’t loading 😔💔

[harsh minnow]

what is it

[drifting carbon]

noooo

[fierce cobalt]

If meta bought tiktok I’m doing something

[drifting carbon]

fucking explodes

[fallow drum]

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[open pasture]

Not really supposed to talk about it much
but it's essentially some very fancy automation for a school site

[drifting carbon]

i love open source

its za best

[fallow drum]

bro signed an NDA

[drifting carbon]

guh

[harsh minnow]

bro makes their living by selling school kids homework / assignment cheats

[open pasture]

I signed a personal "I would rather not get sued" agreement

[glass shell]

i will report you for breaking NDA

[open pasture]

I mean I'm not allowed to get a job so yeah pretty much

[slow urchin]

just absolutely ripped a whole bowl i am melting

[glass shell]

something something info chan

[open pasture]

not very fun but it's good income

[harsh minnow]

why not??

[drifting carbon]

bro resets school chromebooks to remove the restrictions

[glass shell]

cringe reference but it's my childhood

[open pasture]

no 😭

[solemn plank]

I sprayed a whole can of WD-40 in my mouth and all the water in my body instantly left my pores

[open pasture]

Also it's not nearly that easy anymore

[drifting carbon]

yeah i think many schools locked down on chromebooks

[glass shell]

it's funny to see how little yandere sim changed since i was a literal child

[open pasture]

it's complicated but im receiving free money from the government so I can't really get a job

as part of the terms

which is.. funny

[jaunty stag]

free money

[slow urchin]

W reference callie

[drifting carbon]

here comes the money

money money money money moneu-

[harsh minnow]

NEETBUX RECEIVER

fire

[open pasture]

Nope
well
yes but also no

[drifting carbon]

whats a neetbux

[open pasture]

I'm in high school

[harsh minnow]

isn't that illegal lmao

[glass shell]

ohhh you were commissioned by the government and you're basically in infinite standby

[harsh minnow]

getting money from the government and not telling them you have earnings

[open pasture]

Similar program to neetbux but not really that

[harsh minnow]

where are u from

[open pasture]

nono it's under a certain threshold of earnings they don't like

I did my research

[glass shell]

oh god this is the worst thing to say in my vicinity ever

[drifting carbon]

nvm

[glass shell]

im like THE glowie magnet

[harsh minnow]

calli is a glowie...

[open pasture]

So in theory I could get a part time job, but this makes more money

[glass shell]

im friends with a shit ton of glowies

its ok i won't tell

[harsh minnow]

i'd rather be friends with a murderer than a government agent

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-1391919008270779198

[slow urchin]

@open pasture fuck the haters get that cash :3

[glass shell]

i get to hear a lot of cool stuff

and im friends with a murderer too

[deep token]

i glow in the dark

[open pasture]

:3

[glass shell]

well it was self defense

[drifting carbon]

what..

[fierce cobalt]

“i am friends with a murderer not a government agent”

[harsh minnow]

im not hating smh

[slow urchin]

..oh

[fallow drum]

i murdered vee

[fallow drum]

i am

[open pasture]

Well everything im doing is legal so im fine :3

[slow urchin]

makes more sense lmfao

[deep token]

not a glowie however

[glass shell]

a crackhead assaulted him so caput

[harsh minnow]

oh... that's my comfort calli being chill with a murderer 💔

[stark herald]

government agents are murderers

[glass shell]

i mean he DID get assaulted

[drifting carbon]

oh

[glass shell]

he's not in prison because it was legitimate

[jaunty stag]

had the urge to send that

[glass shell]

also im NO ONE'S comfort!!!!

[drifting carbon]

if vee is dead then how is he still talking

[jaunty stag]

unhusk

[fallow drum]

i already said manti took over

[solemn plank]

i am your uncomfort character

[slow urchin]

no ur everyones oomf

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow

[open pasture]

i mean i didn't really think so

[thorn pollen]

what happened to my discord

[glass shell]

im friends with someone who's friends with someone in the french secret services

[drifting carbon]

i dont think so

[thorn pollen]

nothing works anymore

[open pasture]

it's a very temporary arrangement until im out of high school

and am no longer receiving free money

[digital kettle]

hai

[drifting carbon]

that cat looks pretty cute

[glass shell]

i know things i should not and will not say

these motherfuckers trust me way too much

well maybe because when we talk about that we're both drunk as fuck

[stark herald]

@glass shell comme fort

[wary reef]

me

[glass shell]

so i keep pushing and he's like "nahhh i'll get in trouble"

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1015060231060983891/1336808203769483406/togif.gif

[glass shell]

and then i keep pushing and he says it

[stark herald]

vee face

[slow urchin]

are gifs fucked again

[glass shell]

it's funny when i go on a random discord server and i see someone who knows oomf

sometimes it's scary though because it's like

so far away from my friendgroups

[jaunty stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017762720998760450/1266827073981382656/togif-2-2.gif

[kind summit]

@fallow drum

[slow urchin]

odd

[stark herald]

if a man points you with a gun and tells you to get in his car would you do it

[solemn plank]

you should see a therapist about that

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1015060231060983891/1336808203769483406/togif.gif

[drifting carbon]

no

[drifting carbon]

lemme send it for you

[kind summit]

so mean korber

[velvet hill]

the dole?

[glass shell]

anyways if you're a french person with an iphone there's a high likelyhood you have french spyware on your phone

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @kind summit)

[open pasture]

the what?

[drifting carbon]

guhhh

[kind summit]

haiiiiii calllieee

[slow urchin]

DO I NOT HAVE EMBED PERMS

[kind summit]

@glass shell

[open pasture]

yeah that's pretty obvious

[stark herald]

if you're a person with an iphone there's spyware on your phone

[glass shell]

haiiii

[slow urchin]

WHAT

[solemn plank]

you seem to

[drifting carbon]

you do

[glass shell]

except the funny part is who put it there

[drifting carbon]

discord fucking sucks

[kind summit]

OH MAH GOD

OMAR CURSED

[glass shell]

the DGSE, french secret services

[drifting carbon]

[solemn plank]

sometimes discord removes all my roles client side and doesnt let me talk

[glass shell]

it's really funny

[kind summit]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[slow urchin]

confusion?????????????

[kind summit]

HAHAHA

[velvet hill]

nvm thought you were irish

[velvet hill]

the DOGE

[harsh minnow]

where are u even from that the government just gives u money lmao