#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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Does anyone like have a list of all of @neon ferry's commands for auto responses?
Dakota for the win, but is it north or south?
bot gameplay
whar

I know :3
🥺
yea use swift and vim
:3

i mean
it's a very simple app
microsoft horrors
i'd rather use TS than JS
me when I see an unsupervised puhbu
JS is just awful to deal with it
i should learn ts
TS is cool
ts is cool
it makes the JS experience a lot better
what did he do
I was almost a sch00l sh00ter.
who dis
cocky want boing boing
bringing a gun in your trunk isn't a crime
he didn't shoot anyone in the end
why is he getting arrested....
what
Does she know?
no
its the guy that hates being a therapist
and says all of his students are morons
inside a car
ooh
he's also the guy who screams and paints question marks all over his head
@hollow surge i wanna kms
also the guy who drinks violently inside his car
cool hat
we can't use smartphones even AT BREAKS anymore
nowbar with google maps!
brazillian presidents try not to be a retard challange
all im hearing from lula on the news is that he doesn't want anyone to use the internet what's up w him
REAL
wtf
awful president
just like every other brazilian president
horrible president
also had a whole ass money laundry scheme goingon
yop
yeah wasn't he in jail
school is pretty much prison atp i hate it
Hey its not that bad
damn they're really making sure i'm human
it is
6-7 hours is not much
is there an education crisis in Brazil or something that smartphones are so bad in classrooms
brazilian school sucks
@boreal torrent @boreal torrent
i gotta study for the vestibular exam
Then get off discord and study
education is awful here
No????????
we have more than an hour of break in school here
we can't use it to study
because no smartphones
i can't study at home because i have stuff to do at home
You dont need phone in school
I do
you gotta do the old old go to the school library to borrow a book
Vestibular exam asks for way more than they teach at school
then the system is flawed as a whole
insane
How many hours will you spend at school?
you have a goon clan tag why would anyone take you seriously
almost 8
Why tags mean something
goon clan tag goes crazy
I want a clan tag
17 yo
adults don't go to school btw
Shes not kid either
it is...
unless you're a really bad student you should graduate at 18-19 MAX
The vestibular exam is a very important exam here
I'm looking for an actually good university
testicular exam
I barely need an effort to get good grades at school
Quick CSS to the rescue
The problem is the time I spend there
you will join neko sanctuary
yop
high school is just too easy
yes
white name and proud
I skipped 10th grade cause 6 hours without discord too much
So I never passed hs and instead went for an alternative Spain education thing
freaky fres can't live without discord
so

There's an alternative here too
I get to use my phone here
my discord withdrawls... they're coming back...
I wanted to drop school and do it instead for years now
But well
I have an awful family
they don't really care about my future
they're dumb af
they don't let me decide shit about my life
kms
so yeah i might not go very well at that exam
A BUG JUST FLEW ON MY SCREEN SCARY

a lot of them aiming the same exam and university as me
perhaps i should join a few and ask for tips
thankss
Take mock exams
I was planning to review their previous exams
Try solving them before checking answere
Since they're easily accessible online
:3
Opúsculo Humanitário (1853) – Nísia Floresta Nebulosas (1872) – Narcisa Amália Memórias de Martha (1899) – Julia Lopes de Almeida Caminho de pedras (1937) – Rachel de Queiroz O Cristo Cigano (1961) – Sophia de Mello Breyner Andresen As meninas (1973) – Lygia Fagundes Telles Balada de amor ao vento (1990) – Paulina Chiziane Canção para ninar menino grande (2018) – Conceição Evaristo A visão das plantas (2019) – Djaimilia Pereira de Almeida
are you fucking serious
I gotta read 9 books
ugh
lc.translate
I wonder how many pages each book is
<:i:1263591655143903314> 🇵🇹 Portuguese <:i:1263590004886863902> 🇺🇸 English
> Humanitarian Pamphlet (1853) – Nísia Floresta
> Nebulas (1872) – Narcisa Amália
> Memories of Martha (1899) – Julia Lopes de Almeida
> Stone Path (1937) – Rachel de Queiroz
> The Gypsy Christ (1961) – Sophia de Mello Breyner Andresen
> The Girls (1973) – Lygia Fagundes Telles
> Ballad of Love in the Wind (1990) – Paulina Chiziane
> Lullaby for a Big Boy (2018) – Conceição Evaristo
> The Vision of Plants (2019) – Djaimilia Pereira de Almeida```
what do you study
is this literature
yea
that one vestibular exam requires you to read a lot of shit
FUVEST (from Portuguese Fundação Universitária para o Vestibular, "University Foundation for Vestibular") is a Brazilian autonomous institution connected to the University of São Paulo responsible for its "vestibular" examinations. For that reason, USP's vestibular itself is usually called "Fuvest".
FUVEST's exam is considered by most as the m...
FUVEST's exam is considered by most as the most competitive vestibular and demanding exam, only rivalled by the vestibular for the Technological Institute of Aeronautics. Every year, an average of 160,000 candidates take their exams, which usually last several days.
🫠
- make study document
- ask deepseek to tldr and ask you questions on it
nop
what happens if u don't read them
is this for getting into a university
FUVEST's exam is split into two parts. The first part consists of a 90 multiple–choice questions test, taken by all applicants (nicknamed as vestibulandos in Portuguese) in late November, or early December. They have 5 hours to answer the questions about the following subjects: Portuguese language and Brazilian/Portuguese Literature, Math, Physics, Chemistry, Biology, Geography, History, and English language. Also, according to the candidate's guide, up to 10% of these questions will bear interdisciplinary questions.
or just surveying how smart students are
Yes
Specifically USP and a few others
or just Sao Paulo
you will be learning C and java 
i already know both smh
compeng is mostly hardware-related
i don't wanna do software shit because i already know software
you will make new Blazing Fast cpus in Rust 🚀
also compeng is way more flexible
what does egg mean for transgenders
the before
i should go back to html/css
Denial
some insane thing where they think they're woman but haven't switched and won't tell anyone
trans person that doesn't know they're trans
(and they don't know)
why is it called an egg
cause it breaks
because you crack an egg
boom. trans person
because when the egg cracks it's a new person
it's silly af
i've been spending lunar new year in singapore :)
woah that's awesomee
there still 11 months left for new year here
i cant wait
i am excited
!!!
wtf another person in singapore
i mean not me as of now but
bruh i hate brazil
mantika is gonna complain about 5258247842852 packages installed in linux
if ur poor it's pretty much hardcore mode to get into a good university
even tho it's free
and argue why windows is way better
Omg, that sounds so amazing
@boreal torrent what if u woke up in london
singapore must be so pretty during lunar new year
Were there alot of lanterns and fireworks?
unfortunately all the shops are closed which is annoying
yeah
Way better than Brazil
sinagpore is pretty good
on my way
yes
On my way!
Brazil is only good if you earn 2.5k$ a month or more
On my way to london!
brazil is only good because you Spend the Nett
i think like the UAE, Japan, and Singapore all had around equivalent powers of visa-free access
@main wyvern i hate rust
i love rust !
pls snipe
very bad
my compsci teach said we were gonna do linux
no turkish
(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)
if it's ubuntu im putting a virus on the server
merhaba
brazil needs poor people so they become football superstars to win the world cup
v+ needy
the reality: you're about to learn GNU coreutils
so many football superstars
real
fuck no
the next pele is out there i swear
what are they going to teach you then
arch linux,,
guh
for real????
i already know how to use it I just want an excuse to use arch in school
lmao
best paired with programming socks
idk they didn't say yet
imagine if it was n*xos
aaaaah fuck i'm getting anxious again
Wrong
aww what's up
i guess i'm too weak for brazil
are you alright?
they'll probably teach ubuntu and rhel/fedora because that's what's used in prod
hii not rly
yeah
if i have to flash a fucking drive with ubuntu im actually killing myself infront of the whole class
the vestibular exam is very demanding
theres a high chance with ubuntu or fedora
aww :(
And school is going to get into my way
i know you'll be able to do it
thank you
you're strong okay?
it's not a guess it's a truth
and planning studying sessions
thank you so much ❤️
bruh
smh when would enterprises start using arch linux
I'll make an effort to wake up early everyday
so I could study
guus is haskell used for anything other than learning functional programming???
ubuntu sucks ass
there's also red hat right
yes
❤️
you can use it for pretty much anything lol
like what
it's a general-purpose language
to make obfuscated and unreadable programs
🔥
nop
that's great but remember to not overwork yourself!!
haskell is very readable and cute
lol true
i think it used to be actually good and one of the most popular distros
dw i'll be fine :)
before it went downhill
Gm oomfs
if only i could read it
gm
i mean
it's one of the most popular distros alright but it's far from good
I call it the windows of linux distros
ubuntu is good
if ur unfamiliar with it, it's conspicuous that you won't understand it
when you purge snapd
since it's a different paradigm
i think ubuntu 16.04 or 18.04 was the last really good version
I've been working on a 3 minute 15 second ekko and jinx arcane edit for three days
and gnome
it doesnt look at all like other langs :c
my dad installed ubuntu and its miles better than windows, but doesn't beat fedora
and all the other shite bloatware
think of FP languages like math on steroids 🔥
eh i feel like ubuntu's guhnome isn't that bad
i mean it isnt really that bad
ubuntu is better than windows but that's like comparing testicular cancer to appendicitis
just dash2dock with a custom app drawer icon
whatever for app indicators
and others
what's Haskel
wsgg
Haskell Brooks Curry ( HAS-kəl; September 12, 1900 – September 1, 1982) was an American mathematician, logician and computer scientist. Curry is best known for his work in combinatory logic, whose initial concept is based on a paper by Moses Schönfinkel, for which Curry did much of the development. Curry is also known for Curry's paradox and the...
ey @lapis lava
send code
what do you want
also the programming language
Haskell () is a general-purpose, statically-typed, purely functional programming language with type inference and lazy evaluation. Designed for teaching, research, and industrial applications, Haskell has pioneered several programming language features such as type classes, which enable type-safe operator overloading, and monadic input/output (I...
you french innit?
oh it's named after him
how egoistical
i do speak french yes
so are Currying functions
where you originally from?
haskell hello world is ezpz
who even are you
it's jkust
there's no code
the survey man
main = putStrLn "deez nuts"
answer my question
i forgot how to haskell after finishing functional classes
no
why is it named that
this was when ubuntu was peak i think (16.04)
guh
i will read and i will give up after 5 minutes
:3
yeah that screenshot was from 16.04
fuck ubuntu
last lts version to use unity
ubuntu looks are amazing
alrr
@open pasture who is u?
you cant read lan?
now ubuntu ships with guhnome
n word allowed?
wtf
Nope
alr tmmm
yw
Why are there two omars
you're turkish
uwu
We should kill one
real
real
Only one true omar survives and keeps the title
how are we supposed to fight
too many regulars
no clue
punch
Arrange a place
no
i guess thats why they're called regulars
not a regular yet 
Are you backing out. Sounds like you know you're not omar enough
@nin0 off-topic-whitenames-only
@stark herald you are not like the regulars...
(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)
true
who up being older than this image
Meeeeee
Who is this
My neighbor
He looks polite
She’s a weird looking human
If you're not older than static clign you should be bant
Evil kitty
true..
Actually what in the world is that mat
It says there’s nothing in this house worth dying for
bulglars hate this simple trick
vminky
insane
The simple trick is the 3 shotguns in my parents bedroom
mfw the original quake 3 binary eats 74% of my 2700x
and now my whole ass fucking headset gave up what the shit
thanks
i neutral cats
oh

ts not a cat
but I loaf otters
he is vibing to Thick of It
true
im in the squid of it everybody knows
ive played these games before
i screamed freeze and they froze
i don't know no nothing bout no prize I'm not sold
40 something billi won or so I've been told
he is vibing to taylor swift 
he is shaking it off to blank space
me when mac and cheese
Idk what this is but like i swear to god their eyes are the only differences in every one of those characters the facial shape stays the same like copy pasted 😭
Hi.
wow i'm so rich now
Eye sher kud go four ay hammed sammed witch rite about now
I just ate a grape that’s been sitting on my desk for about a week, and the first thing that came to mind was, "Hmm... dried grapes actually taste a lot like raisins..."
Congratulations you invented raisins
@boreal torrent you too explod
no thanks
nah i'm okay i can't eat cookies
Hello
Give me cookies
nuh
sorry
bwaah

how do I get free robux?
my friend sent me a link but it just showed me some red haired man dancing :c
what the hell is that
Ultrahusk
trypophobia
hop off
hop off what? 🙏
.
@sudden sun hii
hiiiii
OH MY GOD ZAYNE
Chat i made a language
Eye sher kud go four ay hammed sammed witch rite about now.
Thiss sentince wuz ritin yoozing awtizm languidge
eminem has been pretty quiet since this dropped 🙏
lol is 'nixos' is banned word on support?
Its banned in general
huh? I'm very dum stuff like this has to be explained to me
why tho
don't
for your own good
People kept talking about it to the point of being very annoying
is it a "horse rider"?
:3
my fucking god
I've seen stuff like this bro 😭
Average user of the OS
"low quality spam"
bro i just got issues with vesktop on "OS"
Its not supported on that os
Sounds about right
it's funny to think
Nothing works on that thing haha
VENCORDos
that there's only a single good artist in the contemporary brazilian music industry
me
and she's transfem 🔥
technical ussues or just kinda hate on 'os'?
its like chromeos but only vencord
Former
xuxa is trans?
ion know anyone else lil vro 💀🙏
TENCENT IS BUYING VENCORD
look at this
=|:3c
little hat
ahhh sad
transfemers 🧍♂️
I don't think there's another good Brazilian mainstream musician in this century yet
this is concerning
tho i interested. which issues may occur?
rest of latin america is listening to puerto rican artists 💀🙏
El Cuarteto de Nos and La Vela Puerca are awesome
music is dead
like who
I don't remember any Puerto Rican artists
Mexico got a lot of awesome artists too
bad bunny, anuel aa, rauw alejandro, etc
Undertale OSTs are good...
yeah i don't know any of these 😭
all on the spotify top 50 of latin american countrues
except argentina Uruguay and brasil
expecialy the "etc" guy
Hm
Eslabón Armado is a very nice Mexican musical group
etc
etc
you wouldn't know if you don't live in any countries limiting brazil
Blue revolver (specifically double action) has a good ost
health is a good Brazilian musician
Fair
I was trying to learn Spanish but I never really got in touch with the rest of the Latin American community
etc makes a lot of music
ok that looks wierd because I can see it's niko but it's also not niko
hurts my brain
i hate this
SADDAM HUSSEIN
enterance hidden by sound wave
i wanna send you a dm
i enabled it now
My god it's so... Basic....
How does one get the spectrogram above the center
shrimply a matter of krill 🦐
do you mean; Latinx community
me fr
Giving someone a glass coca cola but it's actually everclear dyed
yum
Imagine trying to flirt with someone and your line is just "how many kilonewtons do it grip"
may i use flatpak version? is it supported?
yes
since it's officially maintained
the canceros package comes with its own set of issues probably caused by canceros and isn't official
Hm
Out of all pictures! You found this picture horse?
It's like the third picture that comes up when you search "horse"
It's also how i made this
Lmfao
hoarse and horse aren't homophones in my accent, doesn't work
bruh yall talkin about 'issues' but its kinda blurry. which issues may occur on 'canceros'????
not sure exactly which because an immutable OS that can't be assed to follow basic standards is guaranteed to cause some
flatpak immutable too as i know
flatpak is a containerized environment that's equal across all distros making your software work the same across all of them 
not immutable you can literally edit the flatpak's contents
theres no deal about immutability. its about containerization.
niks doing same thing as flatpak - reproducible software
just in a bit tricky way
id say in comlicated and fucked up way
reproducible software working only on a single operating system where you have to edit .n*x files for hours just to configure ur system and hope that the package will work

not only on n*xos
you can simply install it on any distro like arch
on any unix like os
work with bsd too
why for hours tho
mkDrv may be written in 10 minutes
cha
wha
i guess you use n*xos too?
i used it before
so u used vesktop or vencord on n*x?
nah i mean
vesktop or vencord
oh, good
had you any issues with RPC?
@mystic salmon

then why do i have
thats kinda weird. i tried on fresh installation and still have no rpc. but it works on discord
Are the games you're trying to rpc registered
im playing with steam
yes they are
When in doubt, read through to gain an understanding of your programs settings
is rpc enabled in vesktop settings 
then
works fine for me
which os/pkg
i dont think thats purely n*xos problem but still
i'm on n*x and it works here
and nixpkgs unstable
why am i unlucky 
try arrpc service as last resort if nothing works lol
i did

do you have arRPC plugin enabled
no i enable rpc in vesktop settings
let me check

I still suck at doom
bleh
one day I will beat this shit on ultra nightmare but today is not that day
hai
haiii
Not rn, but the vowel in hoarse is longer and deeper
Slop 7
@cobalt echo hiiii 
I get regular foldable phones you get more screen space
But galaxy flip is just awful idk why would anyone use that
hi
if i were to get a foldable phone i'd get one that folds horizontally
more screen space
@main wyvern lunaaaaa 😭
Hotdog folding phone
explod
hi hii
haiiiiiiiii
hi
no
it is
nice
Never knew Orange's preferred Apple juices
cannibalism is bad
check my RPC rn
orange juice
peak
thats how vanilla discord made. it feels wrong
possibly its steam problem?
how do i check it tho
nah it's just discord being shitty dw
vhg
🌈 You are 42.77% gay
🌈 You are 31.17% gay
vhg
🌈 You are 45.61% gay
vhg
🌈 You are 35.26% gay
aw
vhg
🌈 You are 92.86% gay
i am superior
Check if you can manually register the steam games
in vesktop settings?
no i cant
theres no registered games option
Odd
vhg
🌈 You are 90.75% gay
yea that tracks
where do i search
I don't use vesktop or Linux so I'm not sure
Only thing I can think of is restarting the services or something 
no, as you can see rpc is working
I got pinged?
but not with steam(?)
lmao
vhg
🌈 You are 46.66% gay
my "contributions" were most likely nothing
pull up a commit by me with actual code in it
I dare you
i
vhg
🌈 You are 82.58% gay
lc.e 🦈🌪️
oracle free tier could be a good shard
blahajnado
oops wrong person, i meant my above message to you
I don’t want oracle

okay
i mean look at this though
they should make a movie about this
I don’t know i have bad experiences with them but i understand people who use it
wait
no embed perms for whitenames
how do i become a non whitename
oracle is a law firm with software engineers
donate, or boost, or contribute, or be active enough to get level 10
I see
unavailable
I sent you a screenshot of my specs
for my free tier vps
24GB RAM & 4 CPUs
do you run anything special on it to keep some usage
apparently they bomb the vps if it is "inactive"
Well It has a couple discord bots running on it
And it's been up for a few months now
I heard about that recently
the mc server is still up?
yeah
modded?
It's so convinent
I just googled 1.5.2 and it showed me relevant results
lmao
what the fuck
I think
that's awesome
okay but it's like 1.5.2 so
Is the server and stuff
It's running viaproxy
On all the players
So it's like viaversion states for every single one
(that is on >1.5.2)
Prob outdated
This and eaglercraft.com have the latest versions
and git.eaglercraft.rip
Have u seen the shaders on the 1.8 version yet
and the voice chat
And the webrtc world sharing
can we make microchips mandatory, and then make them make an automatic lobotomy every time the french language is detected
@boreal torrent you are not safe
you have a dm
how
yeah it's for free
also i don't see why you think oracle is horrible
it's by far the best i've worked with, not laggy etc etc
how do they get the money then?
🤷
it's an ARM chip
so not x64
aka cheaper to run
but idk how they can just give away terabytes of ram for free lol
vps with that specs would cost like 20€ per month on other providers
can you put debian on it?
also couldn’t you just use that to mine bitcoin or whatever?
@hollow surge
CPU isn't good for mining bitcoin
idk no electricity cost
unless you wanna make like $10/year for free or smth
reminds me of the "grand orchestral fanfare playing" for universal
"wires"
look inside
"wires"
probably not even
still you don’t have to pay for anything
kinda free money
do you have wireless wires
for xbox 360
You have to pay $80 for signup
no thats the xbox 720
does it have uno
no its got dos
but what of tres
only fres
oh
@hardy edge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0fFSqxfUBs
I was bored.
Who's Portuguese? If you're Portuguese right now, lemme see it! Show me! Huh? He? He who is Portuguese?
A bit more ADHD more than a lobotomy, but that’s literally me so funny?
Inspired by rabbitfart39's videos on TikTok.
Clips in order of Appearance:
(These are to the clip, not the video)
https://youtu.be/mjZpeT_HDgs
https://you...
wtf did i just watch 😭
a
lmao i love markiplier fiber optic cable core
you're so portuguese 🥺
🥺
marktetplaiers
got pinged again 
you have the power :O
"cute winter boots!!" "deny defend depose!!!" mf either do something or get a job 😭
yeah...
next week..
4 days left sob
February 3rd I wanna die
Feb 3 here too
GUH
seriously what on earth do you enable i have both soundmoji experiments on and it still does nothing
@digital kettle
@boreal torrent baguette
idk i just have this
hi
j'adore les baguettes
is this correct
g
yes
ok i just almost accidentally formatted my entire machine instead of a drive so yay
instant lobotomy
Huh?
nuke it
nuke what
nuh uh
😭
i'm vencordless rn
i hit return instead of shift
🌈 You are 4.85% gay
liar
vhg
🌈 You are 52.88% gay
hmm
vhg
🌈 You are 35.26% gay
🌈 You are 94.08% gay
are you gay or not
vhg
🌈 You are 0.02% gay
🌈 You are 94.08% gay

you can not avoid being gay
Fuck…
yes
I’m Muslim
vhg
🌈 You are 72.99% gay
me watch
skill issue
Indeed
skill issie
An issue related to the skill upon which I speak the native language of most degenerate savages
Oh silly me!
Preposterous for me to believe otherwise!
you replied to after it edited so it doesnt show that
oh no hes turning british
good job stinker
if she's a lesbian i might juts lowkey end it||/j||
who is this mysterious person
vhg
🌈 You are 9.35% gay
Whoa that's low
i did

(for mod team that was a joke)
You have been awarded a shiny medal 🏅
that's crazy
Ignore this weirdo aa55h :3
You shouldn't talk to people like that
What?
lmao
damn








