🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[boreal torrent]

😭

[queen bison]

average low income second and 3rd world countries:

no i always do that

[boreal torrent]

can't wait to have a job and get exploited

[queen bison]

like convert aud to usd

ahh aud to usb

[boreal torrent]

the only conversion i do is like

[queen bison]

so fun

[boreal torrent]

BRL to USD

[lapis lava]

robux to us dollar

[boreal torrent]

I just multiply BRL by 6

then boom

[boreal torrent]

dollar

[queen bison]

bro i have aud to usb aud to inr aud to lkr

aud to nzd

[digital kettle]

be absolutely honest/unbiased

which ones better in camera design?

[boreal torrent]

I miss when $1 ≃ R$ 2

[rough dome]

2 robux

[boreal torrent]

good times

[rigid silo]

i need to go outside

[harsh minnow]

all are hideous

[boreal torrent]

$1 is almost R$ 7 now

[rough dome]

7 robux

[rigid silo]

iphone or pixel

[lapis lava]

insane

[drifting carbon]

R$ i dont have any

[lapis lava]

iphone 16 pro

[boreal torrent]

ikr

[queen bison]

pixel looks futuristic but samsung looks contrasty apples lwk looks stale

[boreal torrent]

we're so cooked

[drifting carbon]

nvm

[lapis lava]

samsung looks like a hot mess

pixel looks decent

[harsh minnow]

but the samsung is worst by far

[queen bison]

1aud = ~200lkr

[boreal torrent]

instead of saying real i should be saying R$ smh

[queen bison]

💀

[drifting carbon]

pixel looks pretty good

[boreal torrent]

whats a lkr

[harsh minnow]

Brazilian Fake

[drifting carbon]

R$ 1

[rough dome]

1 robux

[boreal torrent]

nop

[boreal torrent]

Pixel

[queen bison]

sri lankan rupees im sri lankan by culture

[open pasture]

robux money

[boreal torrent]

Pixel looks the coolest to me

[queen bison]

so i have to convert to that

then i see indian ppl all the time online

[digital kettle]

pixel for me as well

[queen bison]

so i conver to that

1aud = 80 inr or sum

ok byebye i go play games and then sleep its 4:10 am

[nocturne zenith]

all r 🔥

[rigid silo]

go to sleep

[rare trout]

@lapis lava

[digital kettle]

https://fixupx.com/DeadTheory__/status/1883396894199832593

elon solved the bot problem

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[drifting carbon]

wind isnt that bad ig

over at my city

[boreal torrent]

XBOX SERIES

[distant stag]

I'm so pro

Fr

Why no embed 💔

https://files.catbox.moe/824i01.mp4

[modern epoch]

your problem

[distant stag]

No

[modern epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cheese-slap-gif-8839458

[drifting carbon]

because too many whitenames kept violating the rules

[boreal torrent]

https://autistic.kids/LukasHozda/status/1883102614147235937

AYO

[distant stag]

It used to embed 10 minutes ago

[drifting carbon]

so image/embed rules had to be restricted

[distant stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829125522134007883/1331324204330651739/togif.gif

I have perms

[drifting carbon]

oh wait you already have embed perms

im so fucking stupid-

[distant stag]

https://files.catbox.moe/824i01.mp4

Yay

Real pro (I'm ass)

I'm wood 3

[static valley]

wtf is this

[solemn plank]

old valve vgui my beloved

[rare trout]

shoulda been up up down down left right left right

[boreal torrent]

buen día vencord

buenas tardes actually

it's not morning anymore

[static valley]

lol

look who carried

[drifting carbon]

guten tag livia

[distant stag]

Hi

[boreal torrent]

i love loud and chaotic music but my earphones don't

fuckkk

[unreal siren]

Cursed bio

[boreal torrent]

real

[drifting carbon]

you mean the guy who pinged mossi right

[unreal siren]

Who else

[drifting carbon]

yeah his bio looks really concerning..

[unreal siren]

No shit

[digital kettle]

elon musk?

@unreal siren hug

[hollow surge]

well that's not

supposed to happen

[unreal siren]

You

Hug

[drifting carbon]

no

its the person who pinged a guy named mossi

[digital kettle]

nunu

[drifting carbon]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[digital kettle]

elon musk says concerning alot

[rare trout]

@lapis lava https://theonion.com/elon-musk-announces-successful-trial-of-neuralink-brain-1850861663/

[drifting carbon]

i only said it like 2 times..

[static valley]

what the fuck is your bio 😭

[hearty juniper]

He better be the first one

[unreal siren]

Is it bad that I’d still believe this even if it wasn’t the onion

[rare trout]

HHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING SKID ASS BITCH

[static valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1332891286914727968/watermark.gif

[hearty juniper]

Would an exploding neuralink be a murder or suicide?

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-gif-3944837017366223108

[rare trout]

:We plan to initially roll out this cerebrum-splattering technology to invalids, comatose patients, and the clueless before expanding it to the general public:

[velvet hill]

cerebrum WHAT

[static valley]

beta testing

[lapis lava]

@velvet hill

[velvet hill]

@lapis lava

[knotty fern]

teto forever

[knotty fern]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-forever-kasane-teto-teto-teto-flag-teto-kasane-gif-18166478347347198869

[velvet hill]

ninooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😭

[open pasture]

real

[rare trout]

nin0 detected

[static valley]

what’s this

NOOOOOOOOOO

😭

wrong video

:3

[digital kettle]

protip: do this if you don't wanna see stupid apple users saying bs

[slow crag]

[static valley]

eheh..

[kind prawn]

elon musk announces brain explosion chamber

[static valley]

mr electric send this mf to the cerebrum explosion chamber and have his cerebrum exploded IMMEDIATELY

[kind prawn]

elon musk in 2 days: ⚰️

[static valley]

neuralink bro

istg

dumbest fucking thing ever

[rapid aurora]

bonjour tout le monde (idk what i just said)

[kind prawn]

you just said hello toilet

[glass shell]

hii vencord

[open pasture]

hello hey guys its me

[glass shell]

hey guys its me

idk i was drunk as fuck yesterday and i woke up with that nickname idk what it means

i remember setting it

i just don't know why i did

[open pasture]

its so you can remember who you are!

[glass shell]

maybe

[rapid aurora]

we have twin menhera

[rapid aurora]

pregnant menhera

and drama menhera

[glass shell]

teto teto you can call me teto

[rigid silo]

fog

[drifting carbon]

hi

[rapid aurora]

WTF

why is there a baby crying sticker

[glass shell]

it's greg

say hi to him

[rapid aurora]

poor greg why is he crying

[harsh minnow]

wtf steam updated their download ui

[rapid aurora]

like 4 days ago

i was like

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[rapid aurora]

what's the point

[harsh minnow]

it looks better

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @drifting carbon)

[static valley]

no

i’m kidding

speak your mind

[drifting carbon]

yeah it looks much more improved

why am i downloading among us

nvm

[rapid aurora]

i honestly don't care
i mean just adding the image of the game on the left and change the order of your internet speed

not that impressive since you sometimes just close the app while it downloads something

[soft portal]

you’ve been downloading among us for like a few days

[drifting carbon]

i cant even play it since its blocked

[distant stag]

bro 😭

[drifting carbon]

i can only download it since i purchased it when i was still in the middle east

😭

[slow crag]

lol

[static valley]

MY BOY

[slow crag]

I haven't played it in ages

[static valley]

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY BOY

[drifting carbon]

dw about it i uninstalled it

[static valley]

no i mean steam

[drifting carbon]

oh

[rare trout]

@harsh minnow https://youtu.be/6QDCfskk1hU

[latent quiver]

[static valley]

LOL

if you put too many quarters into the cash register at walmart it’ll crash

😭

[spark crescent]

it's ok valve is cool

[rare trout]

mkbhd mentioned
channel blocked

[distant stag]

do people still play this

[distant stag]

what did he do

wait

i remember

[rare trout]

apple shill

[distant stag]

oh

[rare trout]

man all the tech youtubers are falling off

[distant stag]

i thought it was about speeding in a school zone

[rare trout]

LTT got destroyed by louis rossmann

MKBHD is an apple shill

[distant stag]

whos that

[rare trout]

happy first birthday

[tired idol]

lmfao

thank you

[distant stag]

bro turned 10

hapybirthd

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Udn7WNOrvQ&t=683s

[rare trout]

the man behind right to repair

essentialy

[harsh minnow]

lc.tldr

[night blaze]

Unable to retrieve URL content.

[rare trout]

CAT Disapproves.

[rare trout]

linus manipulates a lot of fellow youtubers with narcisstic victim behavior

in essence'

i wasn't an LTT fan but now i downright hate him

[harsh minnow]

pissbot source code leak:

function handleTldrCommand(msg) {
  const response = randomChoice([
    "Unable to retrieve URL content.",
    "Unable to generate a summary for this document.",
    "An internal error has occurred."
  ]);
  msg.reply(response);
}

[drifting carbon]

pissbot developers must fix this immediately

[rare trout]

function handleTldrCommand(msg) {
  msg.reply(blameSomeoneElse())
}

[kind prawn]

censoring a birthday cake is crazy

[rare trout]

tiktok censoring getting out of hand....

[harsh minnow]

@jaunty ore dont sue me pls

[jaunty ore]

[kind prawn]

lc.e 🦈💥

[night blaze]

labsCore

[jaunty ore]

lc.bard summarize this video for me

[night blaze]

summarize this video for me

This video is about the secret to becoming an "influencer" by Louis Rossmann. It was uploaded on December 25, 2024. It has 295K views and 22.7K likes. Here is a summary of the video:

The video starts with Louis Rossmann talking about a honey PayPal scam. He says that honey is a plugin for your browser that is supposed to find you the best deals on products by finding you coupon codes. However, he says that honey is not finding you the best deals and is actually ripping off all the creators that are actually shilling it. He says that this is a problem because it means that 99% of the people on this platform that recommend you shit have no fucking clue what it is they're advertising to you. He says that this is why you should be very very careful when somebody recommends something to you on this platform, especially him.

He then goes on to tell a story about his grandfather, Mr. Jack. Mr. Jack was a professional machinist and an exceptional handyman in his spare time. He spent a lot of time out of work taking care of his mentally ill wife. He also spent a lot of time walking around the South Bronx and checking out abandoned buildings. He would often talk to the kids in the buildings, even though it was obvious that they were up to no good. He would also help them fix up the buildings. Mr. Jack was eventually beaten up by a group of kids, but he was able to survive. He continued to help the kids fix up the buildings, and he eventually gained their trust.

Louis Rossmann says that his grandfather was an influencer. He says that his grandfather was able to influence the kids in the South Bronx by talking to them and helping them. He says that this is what being an influencer is all about. It's not about shilling products or misleading people. It's about helping people and making a difference in the world.

Louis Rossmann concludes the video by saying that he hopes that people will learn something from his grandfather's story. He says that he hopes that people will be more careful about who they listen to and what they buy. He also says that he hopes that people will be more willing to help others and make a difference in the world.
http://googleusercontent.com/youtube_content/0

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[jaunty ore]

just use bard for yt summaries

[rare trout]

/**
 * Handles the "tldr" command, responding with a random error message.
 *
 * @param {Object} msg - The message object containing information about the message.
 */
function handleTldrCommand(msg) {
  const errorMessages = [
    "Unable to retrieve URL content.",
    "Unable to generate a summary for this document.",
    "An internal error has occurred."
  ];

  const errorMessage = getRandomChoice(errorMessages); 
  msg.reply(errorMessage);
}

/**
 * Selects a random element from an array.
 *
 * @param {Array} arr - The array from which to select a random element.
 * @returns {*} The randomly selected element.
 */
function getRandomChoice(arr) {
  return arr[Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length)];
}

i made it better for you

[jaunty ore]

I absolutely would not have a dedicated function for that

[noble quest]

i think you're lying

[rare trout]

make ur bot rely on BDFDB

[jaunty ore]

you can check the pissbot frontend code

[harsh minnow]

pissbot is fake open source

open source but u cant actually selfhost cause the entire backend required for functionality is proprietary smh

[jaunty ore]

most of the helpers/utility stuff in my frontend code is markdown and formatting

[drifting carbon]

wait lemme test this with another video

https://youtu.be/ycHVUvvOwzY?si=JdWoJ65IoZuJxgsz

[drifting carbon]

lc.tldr

[jaunty ore]

I have a bunch of code that's just copy pasted 50 times in different files

[rapid aurora]

pissbot is a keylogger

[noble quest]

@jaunty ore you will open source pissbot

[jaunty ore]

Because deduplicating it would be effort

[drifting carbon]

oh wait i cant use commands on #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[jaunty ore]

I can't really open source the backend

[rare trout]

yeah i hardcode all my secrets

[jaunty ore]

Well I could but then companies would just invalidate all the api credentials I'm using or patch whatever endpoints I'm accessing

[noble quest]

me when i violate 20 open source licences

[rare trout]

split said stuff into different propiertary APIs

people can figure out the rest

[jaunty ore]

Everything I am not comfortable with open sourcing is handled on the api

anything else is handled by the frontend via direct api calls or libraries

[drifting carbon]

me when someone forks revolt, modfies it and makes it proprietary

[rare trout]

bettervencord

[noble quest]

i will fork vencord and just add a token lagger

[drifting carbon]

betterenchancedvencord

bettervencordenhanced

[rare trout]

slows down all authenticated requests

[noble quest]

no, just lags your token

@lapis lava send code

[jaunty ore]

that's just betterdiscord

[rare trout]

bluecord

bettercord

disccord

[winter needle]

all 3 of them are huge narcissists lmao

[rapid aurora]

why can't people use discord

[rare trout]

louis?

[drifting carbon]

disconnectedcord

[winter needle]

louis especially
he's the biggest one

i stopped watching him ages ago because he made himself always the victim

[rare trout]

he makes the consumer the victim

[noble quest]

i love silly internet drama

[drifting carbon]

i've hated him ever since he was exposed on gamers nexus

[noble quest]

i think the answer here is to spend less time on youtube

[winter needle]

louis's "exposee" on linus he dropped was nothing more than a poorly made hate piece in collaboration with GN

[rare trout]

spend more time in vencord chat

[drifting carbon]

true

every youtube shorts is either squid game edits or "Physics."

[jaunty ore]

gamers nexus falls in that beautiful category of "we want to be viewed and treated as reputable journalists but we're youtubers so please lower your standards" creator

[winter needle]

credibility shot

[glass shell]

guh

[jaunty ore]

it's incredible how often youtubers do proper journalistic work and present it as such but then refuse to admit "okay maybe I should follow the rules journalists have established for themselves"

[drifting carbon]

then proceeds to show no physics at all

[spark crescent]

squid game

[jaunty ore]

it's not like journalists send questions to whomever their story is about for jokes and giggles

[spark crescent]

@gentle grotto can you ddos my home server

figure it out

[noble quest]

@gentle grotto ddos discord

[spark crescent]

YEAH DDOS DISCORD

[drifting carbon]

[spark crescent]

FORGET ABOUT MY HOME SERVER

[noble quest]

you're an expert hacker

[spark crescent]

DDOS HUAWEI TOO

DOXX THEM

[glass shell]

you're supposed to be magic ddos man

[spark crescent]

192.168.1.1.

[glass shell]

hey can you doxx me

[spark crescent]

1.1.1.1.1.1.1.11.1.1.1.

[glass shell]

doxx me dude

bro im getting doxxed so much rn

[noble quest]

no its not try it

[spark crescent]

Yeah like your boyfriend

#ROASTED

[drifting carbon]

i found true ip!!

its 192.0.0.1

[glass shell]

@gentle grotto can you doxx me

[drifting carbon]

or 127.0.0.1

[spark crescent]

my man

[glass shell]

doxx me now dude

[spark crescent]

brofist

[glass shell]

girls can't love girls... girls can't love girl!!

dude i FUCKING hate christians

[noble quest]

@gentle grotto what do you think of gay people

[glass shell]

dude i HATE them

[spark crescent]

I HATE CHRISTIANS

i love God

[glass shell]

dude you have no idea how much i hate them

doxx me now

[spark crescent]

I HATE CHRISTMAS AND VALENTINES

[glass shell]

i will if you doxx me

i don't care about your server

that's not the deal man

doxx me

[spark crescent]

will i get a egirl

[glass shell]

that's not what the deal was buddy

no you gotta doxx me dude

[heavy gorge]

Hello

[noble quest]

well, thats a lie

[glass shell]

you're a fake ass hacker

[heavy gorge]

How’s everyone?

[glass shell]

find my ip

[spark crescent]

what is this why are you sending me this I don't understand it what is this stop confusing me what is this WHAT IS THIS EXPLAIN IT TO ME

[drifting carbon]

lmao

[cosmic otter]

fell for you again award

[spark crescent]

YOU'RE GONNA GET DOXXED

192.168.1.1

[cosmic otter]

send to your crush

[glass shell]

i literally have a website find my ip yourself

dude are you gonna ddos my website you hacker

[spark crescent]

.gg/vencord all the way

[drifting carbon]

no

[spark crescent]

then don't reply

[glass shell]

you literally are a fake leet 1337 hacker dude i can't believe it

you can't even ddos doxx me bro

[spark crescent]

what's 1337

[fallow pawn]

vban 1 skid

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned cibag47 (@gentle grotto)

[winter girder]

Aww

[drifting carbon]

yeah chat just decided to troll him

[winter girder]

I wanted to test him

[glass shell]

why did it delete messages it was funny

[drifting carbon]

fr

[fallow pawn]

dont feed trolls theyll just get worse

[spark crescent]

he deleted them himself

he he's a hacker

[glass shell]

but it's really fucking funny

[winter girder]

No

[spark crescent]

sorry i haven't been feeding trolls life was boring i had to do it

[drifting carbon]

oh true

[keen junco]

@paper gate you will write aliucord from scratch

[glass shell]

everyone knows we were fucking around with him

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eat-schizo-lobotomy-grassoda-gif-14353268370761396413

[spark crescent]

Please Don't Mute me

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shocked-shocked-cat-gif-11170546809524778591

[keen junco]

stupid

[heavy gorge]

Hm

[fresh heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1333150329394692126/20250126_130719.jpg?ex=6797d87f&is=679686ff&hm=287a680b945f4c84e07dc39314d1476bb254e7cdda47b98f107b6347fcb330c3&=&width=751&height=759

Embed fail

[harsh minnow]

wing what the fuck is this

[cosmic otter]

fell for you again award

send to your crush

[open pasture]

wing face revealed

[drifting carbon]

this feels so weird

[sick mural]

Will steal

[drifting carbon]

😭

[keen junco]

i really wanna make a good jetpack compose app for discord but i'm too lazy

[cosmic otter]

send that image to your partner on valentines day

they will appreciate

[open pasture]

Just use UIKit

[drifting carbon]

not true..

[cosmic otter]

you know nothing about being romantic

[keen junco]

thats for iOS

[open pasture]

So use it

[keen junco]

no

i wanna make it for android

[open pasture]

Don’t

[drifting carbon]

you mean this?

[boreal torrent]

I hate how a English hard cover book costs like €30 in Europe

[drifting carbon]

https://developer.android.com/compose

[boreal torrent]

but it costs like 250 BRL here

[keen junco]

yes

[boreal torrent]

so fucking expensive

[drifting carbon]

i dont really know what jetpack compose is

[drifting carbon]

oh

[open pasture]

Use react native

[cosmic otter]

you make ui with code

rather than laying it out in xml files

[keen junco]

react native is the reason i wanna make one with native code

[boreal torrent]

Is SwiftUI Web a thing

[cosmic otter]

soon

[boreal torrent]

Compose Web is a thing

but ain't no sane mind using that

[open pasture]

oh do you mean like

[winter needle]

compose web

[open pasture]

SwiftUI builder syntax on web

[boreal torrent]

kind of

[open pasture]

I have made that

[cosmic otter]

zeet used compose web for his site

[boreal torrent]

so

[keen junco]

we love canvas with invisible elements for a11y

[boreal torrent]

Compose Web works by rendering their shit to the browser

with SSR

it's declarative

[drifting carbon]

whats compose web..

[paper gate]

nop

[boreal torrent]

but compose web is cursed

[boreal torrent]

how

[winter needle]

no its csr

[paper gate]

it's not SSR

[open pasture]

Div {
    P(“Hello world”)
}

Was something like this

[boreal torrent]

IT'S NOT?

[cosmic otter]

compose but renders to html

[open pasture]

It had modifiers too

[boreal torrent]

oh god

that's awful then

[paper gate]

@open pasture hiii

[drifting carbon]

oh nevermind

[winter needle]

also doesnt it render to a canvas instead

[paper gate]

how

[winter needle]

like flutter

[boreal torrent]

HORROR

[vapid yarrow]

hello gays

[fallow pawn]

rgua kppla hoerible

[static valley]

tf

[winter girder]

@winter needle fortnite

[cosmic otter]

i think it has both

[winter needle]

oh

[paper gate]

if you use canvas

[winter needle]

yeah we dont talk about compose web

cursed

[open pasture]

Want me to find the source for it

I should use it on my site

[drifting carbon]

this is why i dont really watch youtube shorts

its fucking braindead

[fallow pawn]

usr

[paper gate]

@wide leaf

[open pasture]

usr

[cosmic otter]

the only sane compose targets are android and desktop

compose ios used by 5 people

[open pasture]

What if my entire site was just canvas

[winter girder]

in case if you wanted to know, the modpack Fabulously Optimized is 10 seconds faster than Simply Optimized

[drifting carbon]

i would use libretube instead of the regular youtube app but youtube decided to make things harder by preventing piped and invidious from playing videos

[open pasture]

Desktop?

[digital kettle]

haiiiiiiiiiiiii

[vapid yarrow]

https://www.nicbarker.com/clay

mugman loves

[winter girder]

i was bored and decided to test them

[cosmic otter]

compose has desktop target yeah

[winter needle]

java swing as a rendering backend

[open pasture]

Idk what that is

[paper gate]

oh rusher my rusher

[winter needle]

do they use the canvas equivalent on ios too

[paper gate]

yes

[open pasture]

Does it look native or does it look like an android app or something

[distant stag]

HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE

[cosmic otter]

compose supports android, ios, desktop, and web

[paper gate]

you can make it look native

[winter needle]

on android it looks native all the time
for other platforms it's a lot more effort to match the platforms

[cosmic otter]

compose doesn't force any look or feel

[open pasture]

I want to learn how to use wxWidgets someone made a SwiftUI syntax thing for it and it seems actually like viable

[open pasture]

oh

[paper gate]

@open pasture 🦠

[distant stag]

what are yall talking about

[winter needle]

i mean you could just not care about how well it fits the design theme of the os
if it works it works

[cosmic otter]

its really just easier to use material 3 because all of its components have been pre-made

[open pasture]

don’t husk

[jaunty ore]

I LOVE FLUTTER WEB I LOVE FLUTTER WEB I LOVE FLUTTER WEB

[keen junco]

He has been summoned

[jaunty ore]

the downside of material 3 is that you'll never know if google stops maintaining the library you're using within the next 365 days

[open pasture]

What is flutter never used

[open pasture]

True…

[jaunty ore]

cross platform ui/app framework

[cosmic otter]

google actually maintains androidx shit for forever

[paper gate]

they won't

[rare trout]

https://www.last.fm/music/Vencord

[keen junco]

It's React Native but Google

[jaunty ore]

if you want an example of flutter web, https://earth.google.com

[vapid yarrow]

they will

[cosmic otter]

i think even the material 2 library is still maintained

[jaunty ore]

out of all the official implementations of md3 components, only android and flutter remain

lol

[open pasture]

So why use it over rn

[jaunty ore]

they put web and ios into maintenance mode

[keen junco]

Some argue it's better

[drifting carbon]

husk this user

[keen junco]

But they're relatively the same

[jaunty ore]

its just personal preference

[keen junco]

Fish react this user

[drifting carbon]

wait why is the bot not husking

[jaunty ore]

you can pretty much tell both times if its rn/flutter or a proper native app on android

[drifting carbon]

wha-

[cosmic otter]

what

[open pasture]

@fallow pawn

[cosmic otter]

thats just not true huh

[mortal rose]

idk what to do

[jaunty ore]

material web was put into maintenance mode

[fallow pawn]

bc I shut down the bot again

[jaunty ore]

material components for ios was put into maintenance mode

[drifting carbon]

ohh

[cosmic otter]

the material 3 compose library is still very actively maintained and supports all platforms

[open pasture]

:(

[jaunty ore]

and the only remaining ones listed on material.io are android, compose and flutter

[fallow pawn]

@wheat vine

[mortal rose]

whats the easiest progrMming language

[open pasture]

Objective C

[woeful kettle]

Assembly

[drifting carbon]

python

[vapid yarrow]

scratch

[mortal rose]

correct

[fallow pawn]

applescript

[jaunty ore]

if you're trying to start with programming probably python

[drifting carbon]

the easiest programming languages are "01011010100101010"

[jaunty ore]

if you want to learn proper programming idk try java

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[digital kettle]

what is a

[jaunty ore]

on-device ML

[vapid yarrow]

virus

[jaunty ore]

running through a special module that gets elevated permissions

llm is aicore

[mortal rose]

connect 4 app

[drifting carbon]

its for ai ig

[cosmic otter]

its because google is removing focus on web components

[drifting carbon]

?

[open pasture]

nutty is a small language model

[cosmic otter]

they moved the team to some other framework google is working on

[jaunty ore]

material web team was merged into material for wiz

[cosmic otter]

regardless compose is all you need

[jaunty ore]

which will probably end up being converted to material for angular

[kind prawn]

what is that currency you have 6801 of

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317350209046708286/1322493153810579526/iU1M4bh.gif

[drifting carbon]

huh

is it because im on lineageos

[jaunty ore]

since angular and wiz are meant to be merging eventually

[cosmic otter]

i don't think material 3 works for websites personally

[mortal rose]

send link

going to download

[open pasture]

Wing Wong

[drifting carbon]

my android is indeed not intelligent 😔

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[jaunty ore]

i like m3 for webapps

[mortal rose]

'

[drifting carbon]

vminky

[digital kettle]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.as

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[night blaze]

Plot

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 3/9

[mortal rose]

probably

[digital kettle]

there's also something called "Galaxy Ai core services" @drifting carbon

[drifting carbon]

oh

[mortal rose]

i have android system intelligence

[jaunty ore]

ASI powers features like on-device subtitles

[digital kettle]

also this

[mortal rose]

idk

dont know math terms in english

[jaunty ore]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.aicore

[drifting carbon]

for me i dont have that since im on a custom rom

[digital kettle]

i have that as well

[drifting carbon]

(obviously)

[digital kettle]

ai core

[drifting carbon]

yup

[distant stag]

1.5 stars is insane

[drifting carbon]

its obviously not compatible

[jaunty ore]

even if you do install it manually it wont work

the ML models aicore downloads are personalized for all supported hardware

[gray tangle]

no mikus allowed

[kind prawn]

you need to specify a point to know the slope

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[digital kettle]

i have something called "Gemini for galaxy"

do u know what can it be @jaunty ore

[mortal rose]

idk

[jaunty ore]

dunno

[mortal rose]

expjonential

[jaunty ore]

i dont use samsung phones

[glass shell]

hiii everyone

[digital kettle]

probably gemini for samsung devices?

lol

[drifting carbon]

im assuming that yeah

[jaunty ore]

gemini is just a shortcut to the google app

[digital kettle]

i know gemini has a special version for samsung galaxy s series

[jaunty ore]

they have a handful of "exclusive" extensions

[jaunty trellis]

[jaunty ore]

exclusive as in the three or so google workspace features gemini's got but they work with samsung's default apps instead

[paper gate]

[jaunty trellis]

zooog

[mortal rose]

i want to install a custom rom on my mom's phone since it's running like my grandma but she cant get rid of the data on it bc its important

[paper gate]

[mortal rose]

r

[jaunty trellis]

[mortal rose]

👍

[kind prawn]

it's shrimple

[mortal rose]

no 👍

[digital kettle]

when i open this that app shows up (ai core)

[jaunty ore]

ondevicesafety-pa.googleapis.com

[mortal rose]

nothin

[jaunty ore]

presumably

[night blaze]

Plot

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 3/9

[paper gate]

@wide leaf solve an integral

[jaunty ore]

hey thats a curve mapping the arch of my shrimp back when im sitting at my desk

[digital kettle]

do any of you know what LLM samsung uses for this? it works offline as well so

[jaunty ore]

gemini nano

[inner raven]

oo ee oo

[jaunty ore]

"galaxy ai" is literally just all the gemini nano features rebranded

[kind prawn]

actually that would be x=y^2

lc.wa x=y^2

[night blaze]

Plot

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 3/9

[kind prawn]

you can graph that bro

[night blaze]

Plot

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 3/9

[mortal rose]

i wouldnt

[paper gate]

@wide leaf

[digital kettle]

then i gotta say Gemini nano is terrible at translation

[jaunty ore]

that one's probably powered by a dedicated translation model

[drifting carbon]

hmmm

[jaunty ore]

using an llm for translate would be wasteful

[drifting carbon]

do i really wanna try ai

[vivid junco]

I hate gemini 😭

[mortal rose]

2+1=4

[drifting carbon]

ok

[vivid junco]

Can't even turn my light off

[jaunty ore]

i try gemini once a month and immediately switch back to google assistant after realizing it (still) can't do anything

[vivid junco]

Stick with google assistant

[jaunty ore]

you still cannot get it to play music when the phone it locked

[drifting carbon]

yeah im not switching to gemini

[jaunty ore]

half the time it fails to set reminders properly

[kind prawn]

i use grok elon musk ai

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[jaunty ore]

they actually have extensions for phone calls and more on-device tasks

but they're all US only

and not rolled out to everyone

[drifting carbon]

i hate when google has to make using piped and invidious harder

[drifting carbon]

i keep getting "sign in to confirm your not a bot" errors

[jaunty ore]

blame openai&co

[drifting carbon]

everytime

[winter girder]

your phone must be a google pixel

[jaunty ore]

they support like three other phones iirc

[winter girder]

its not samsung

[jaunty ore]

i think oneplus and nothing also have aicore on newer devices nowadays

[drifting carbon]

i have no aicore because im on lineageos

[mortal rose]

i tried calling someone with gemini and it didnt know what ti do

[drifting carbon]

which is based on aosp

[boreal torrent]

Hello

[mortal rose]

Hello

[drifting carbon]

hi

[mortal rose]

1337 hax.com

[glass shell]

hii

[glass shell]

omg hiii

[boreal torrent]

hiii

[fallow drum]

i’m confused though since even Google Assistant could do this? has Google Assistant been deprecated?

[winter girder]

yes

[mortal rose]

i got rid of gemini

[winter girder]

they're trying to force you towards gemini

[mortal rose]

i
google assistant still works

[open pasture]

account got hacked ehugheru

[fallow drum]

idk why they would do that consideration recent controversy with Gemini saying absolutely crazy things lol

but it is what it is

[keen junco]

@paper gate i found you wife

[paper gate]

who

[jaunty ore]

"controversy"

[mortal rose]

google assistant works fine for me

[jaunty ore]

controversy to anyone who doesn't understand what a large language model is

[winter girder]

@fallow drum

[paper gate]

@fallow drum hiii

[winter girder]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GOOGLE MADE THE AI SAY IT

[fallow pawn]

@winter girder @paper gate @jaunty ore @mortal rose @keen junco @fallow drum @open pasture @fresh heron @boreal torrent @glass shell

[fallow drum]

i think it’s more the fact that it is too dumb to understand what is right and what is wrong and what is good and what is bad

[jaunty ore]

@fallow pawn

[paper gate]

[winter girder]

[fallow drum]

but probably she changed recently so idk

[fallow pawn]

helllo

[glass shell]

why have you summoned the whole ass council

[mortal rose]

give a man internet he is fed for 1 day
give a man twitter he is twitter for life

[fallow pawn]

I do it often.. u will get used to it dw

[mortal rose]

hi

[fallow drum]

i actually do use AI for certain things but not often and not in day to day life but who knows things change and all ykyk

[glass shell]

it's been happening from time to time

[open pasture]

WHAT

[winter girder]

@fallow pawn @fallow pawn @fallow pawn @fallow pawn @fallow pawn @fallow pawn

[open pasture]

WHAT DO YOU WANT

[keen junco]

evil spammer

[open pasture]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT

[fallow pawn]

oh this guy maad

[winter girder]

so angry for what

[open pasture]

I GOT PINGED

[boreal torrent]

hoes madd

[fallow pawn]

so evil I would give you many flowers

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[open pasture]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ

[glass shell]

i remember when people used to say that

[fallow pawn]

marvin is the type of person to accept flowers as gifts

[open pasture]

you don't liook very mad

[winter girder]

acting like the world boutta explode now

[keen junco]

i accept and then eat them

[paper gate]

Marvin eats bottles

[boreal torrent]

i wonder why

[fallow pawn]

goood

[paper gate]

@keen junco you eat plastic

[mortal rose]

i saw a channel once of a kid eating a wall

[boreal torrent]

there's a plant that tastes like fish

would u eat it

[drifting carbon]

that person just wanted to say hi

😭

[mortal rose]

eating pure wall

[boreal torrent]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peixinhos_da_horta

[keen junco]

i can break down plastic

[open pasture]

HI???

[fallow pawn]

genetics must be wild

[open pasture]

BEING SOCIAL ON DISCORD???

WHAT THE FUCKKK

THIS IS AN ACT OF VIOLENCE

[winter girder]

vban @open pasture

[drifting carbon]

bro

[open pasture]

AOZIFIDSHREDUVCHJFAZEHFGBVRGEUHDKDFBIRDJKBRE

[drifting carbon]

😭

[fallow pawn]

looks fire

[open pasture]

I WILL MURDER

[mortal rose]

i wish my walls were easily breakable so i could eat them

[fallow pawn]

@fallow pawn please chill lol

@open pasture

[winter girder]

dummy

[boreal torrent]

he's very anger man

duh

[mortal rose]

teach a man to be angry he is angry for life

[fallow pawn]

this is why we need the plugin to stop the mentions menu from updating

[open pasture]

I WILL EAT YOUR favorite object or concept

[drifting carbon]

@drifting carbon kindly please chill

[boreal torrent]

oh wait

i sent the wrong link

fuck

[open pasture]

AND I WILL destroy or kill your person of choice

[boreal torrent]

it's this one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stachys_byzantina

[covert patio]

is this good 😭

[mortal rose]

nah

[open pasture]

FUCK FLOWERS

[boreal torrent]

Lamb's-ear is a commonly grown plant for children's gardens, as it is easy to grow and the thick felt-like leaves are fun to touch. It is also used as an edging plant. In Brazil it is used as an edible herb, called peixinho-da-horta prepared battered and deep-fried sprinkled with lemon juice and said to taste fish-like. It has sometimes been used as a medicinal plant.

[winter girder]

why are we even included in it to begin with

[winter girder]

edging plant

[drifting carbon]

no idea

[fallow pawn]

what

bc u sent a message here

[open pasture]

MY ACCOUNT GOT HACKED AND I GOT PINGED

[fallow pawn]

if u send a message u get added to the top of the list

lol

[open pasture]

THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF DAYS OF calender OF months and years

[drifting carbon]

this tiramisu is pretty good

[winter girder]

yeah but like, who would want to ping themselves

[fallow pawn]

[winter girder]

@winter girder hi

@winter girder hru

[drifting carbon]

@drifting carbon hi

@drifting carbon can we be friends

[fallow drum]

creeps

[open pasture]

what is this

[fallow pawn]

is going to mention someone else
mentions menu gets updated in real time
accidentally mentions another person

[winter girder]

@fallow drum can we be friends

[fallow pawn]

koda so dum

[fallow drum]

$500

[winter girder]

@lapis lava next plugin, get to work

[open pasture]

skill issu

[fallow pawn]

already exists

[open pasture]

skill issussy

[fallow pawn]

but as 3rd party

[distant stag]

Hi

[winter girder]

make it official

[mortal rose]

the skillussy

[distant stag]

That happens to me but with Google suggestions

[winter girder]

how about a penny

[distant stag]

Or youtube

[open pasture]

delicious

[rigid silo]

give

[distant stag]

And then I'm searching for furry femboys by accident

[glass shell]

guhhh

[distant stag]

What is it called

[winter girder]

@open pasture you look good 👅👅

[fallow pawn]

https://github.com/nekohaxx/StopRefreshingMentionsMenu

[rare trout]

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/94097

[fallow drum]

self advertisement

banned

[drifting carbon]

wha-

[glass shell]

queer,,

[distant stag]

Thank

[open pasture]

get out of my life

[winter girder]

💔

[rare trout]

@junior ridge

@junior ridge @junior ridge @junior ridge

[tired idol]

taylor swift

[rare trout]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is navy blue! (#1974d2)

[rare trout]

pretty

[distant stag]

My birthday is in 3 days I'm definitely asking my mom to make tiramisu

[rare trout]

[distant stag]

It's so goated

[winter girder]

@fallow pawn do you have feather logo

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[drifting carbon]

🪶

[fallow pawn]

why

[mossy egret]

@hollow jackal jumpscare
https://www.rxddit.com/r/discordapp/s/AOh50oChuV

[fallow drum]

i’ve had this for around three months now

i hate it a lot

[hollow jackal]

oh no

[fallow pawn]

oh no

[fallow drum]

i hope it rolls out to everyone else so everyone else has to suffer

suffer the same way i have for months now

[jaunty trellis]

when I got it I the first thing I did was find the experiment and disable it

[fallow pawn]

I dont have it

[fallow drum]

i’m on vanilla client

[mossy egret]

i have them on my alt and i actually like them, just dont have them on my main yet

[jaunty trellis]

my condolences

[fallow drum]

they can be useful potentially but it floods chat

[mossy egret]

I dont hate it

[fallow drum]

the typical chat in a server every day all day

[mossy egret]

you see i actually like that

[fallow drum]

when you’re chatting in a server it’s literally impossible to avoid it

reply button useless when swipe to reply

it sucks just because so many more messages can fit into the screen but it uses up a ton of space

[kind prawn]

its hard to differentiate the forward button from the reply button

Nah

[mossy egret]

anyways @hollow jackal i’m going to go back to my monthly scroll on reddit please don’t jump-scare me again

[paper gate]

@fallow drum make me not feel sick

[fallow drum]

it happens with all pings too yah lol

[paper gate]

it hurt

[fallow pawn]

@fallow drum

@fallow drum

[paper gate]

I think I'm hydropphobic

[fallow drum]

die

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

@fallow drum

[kind prawn]

swipe to reply is good i dont even see the member list anymore

[burnt maple]

Fosie

[keen junco]

3 musketeers

[burnt maple]

its the uchuu

[keen junco]

@paper gate I'm giving you a hug

[solemn plank]

the woke left? where did they go

[static valley]

what’s happening i’m scared

[winter girder]

feather in minecraft

[bold adder]

colombia blocks us deportation planes
bent the knee in 1-2 hours (or something)

goodbye illegals 👋

[fallow pawn]

[drifting carbon]

hi

[winter girder]

im going to post this modpack and get it popular so people can be like "feather is so good" "yeah i agree, i really like it's mods" "what mods?"

then when they show the logo it'll be the same

[rapid aurora]

bonjour

[bold adder]

LMFAOOOOOO THIS IS WHAT TRUMP POSTED AFTER THEY BENT

:)

smiley face

insane

[cosmic otter]

@harsh minnow

[lapis lava]

@cosmic otter will be deported to Turkey

[bold adder]

very real btw

on his insta

f*ck around find out

😭

[jaunty trellis]

cooked

[keen junco]

@jaunty trellis you will be cooked and boiled

[harsh minnow]

me asf

[solemn plank]

m,e asf

[wooden socket]

hi

is my pc good

[winter girder]

@nocturne bough its all your fault.

[wooden socket]

CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 5800X 3.8 GHz 8-Core Processor  (Purchased For £155.00) 
CPU Cooler: Thermalright Peerless Assassin 66.17 CFM CPU Cooler  (Purchased For £30.49) 
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Memory: Corsair Vengeance LPX 32 GB (2 x 16 GB) DDR4-3600 CL18 Memory  (Purchased For £20.00) 
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[mortal rose]

if you cant tell just make an L with both hands

[nocturne bough]

what did I do :(

[winter girder]

you're a beta

only sigmas are allowed herw

[distant stag]

hi

[winter girder]

@slow crag unhusk or i will fire a deadly laser at you

[slow crag]

No, fire the deadly laser surely i'll be vaporised and then i won't need to go outside and do stuff tomorrow

[paper gate]

https://media.tenor.com/Nhy5Ry6snkwAAAAC/realistic-minecraft.gif

what

[slow crag]

sound:98226572468690944:1332796278899474663

[winter girder]

@fallow pawn get a vision pro

you can play fortnite on it now

@sudden sun you can play fn on vision pro

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[open pasture]

who the hell playin fartnite

[solemn plank]

idk one mention of miku and vencord went wild

[open pasture]

why am4

I got a 5800X used with a cooler for $85 but thats even too much for me

[open kernel]

teto is better

[cyan lynx]

Choose one

• Lord Helix
• Arceus (Arkoos)
• Bidoof

[bold adder]

bidoof

[static valley]

RBANHAJEKKSHRUWIKFJR

anyways

[winter girder]

???

[static valley]

ah this

[lapis lava]

windows moment

https://getfedora.org

[mild forge]

come on, at least link mint if you're going to evangelize linux lol

[sudden sun]

yes

[winter girder]

mint linux is terrible

[mild forge]

why

[drifting carbon]

me when sudo reports me to the administrator even though i AM the administrator

[drifting carbon]

based distro

[static valley]

LMAOOOOO

SAMSUNG PULLED AN APPLE

[violet tree]

hi

[static valley]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1232133894636048445/1333181245030404317/image0.jpg?ex=6797f54a&is=6796a3ca&hm=282523ae25649e1f42e51c903e9a9b645253aa623c91f02d4155822ead257ad6&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1232133894636048445/1333181387401859172/image0.jpg?ex=6797f56c&is=6796a3ec&hm=df6cda125a19415653b3ead181f6743b90796cf74ee4e0a5aec341d22c597a0c&

i’m fucking dyunngggggggg

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/fop-fox-deploying-deploying-fop-deploying-fox-gif-5791609786966551582

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fop-fox-undeploying-undeploying-fop-undeploying-fox-gif-15227886227220004946

[jaunty trellis]

guh

exam week tomorrow

[static valley]

why is my cat

[noble quest]

Mmmmmmmmmmm

Grilled cheese with onion

[covert patio]

Gn guys

[hollow jackal]

it wasnt even posted by me

[drifting carbon]

nice

[bold adder]

i feel like jd vance is once of those guys that if people listen to him more he gets more respect

he also directly answers most questions

chill and based man

[winter girder]

i calculated the light reflections and create a perfect 4K image of your face and house

[distant stag]

mod name?

[junior ridge]

bwa

[distant stag]

https://tenor.com/view/xafer-funnycat-cutecat-kitty-cat-gif-11082804788820990540

[bold adder]

do you guys like 2048 or minesweeper more

[open pasture]

minesweeper tbh

[glass shell]

hii vencord

[bold adder]

BIG DAY

BIG DAY

[glass shell]

fat day

[open pasture]

fatty

[errant talon]

question, anyone know what plugin or setting opens vesktop links in a internal browser

i remember it being an experiment thing but idr what i enabled to make it happen

[winter girder]

wish me luck

[errant talon]

ooh gl and may the odds be in your favour

[near ravine]

you will die soon

[rapid aurora]

salut

[winter girder]

i know where you live

[open pasture]

Keep one eye looking behind at all times

[boreal torrent]

hello

[static valley]

behind at all times*

[open pasture]

it took me 15 seconds to process that. Today is not my day.

[static valley]

???

check again bro 💀

[quasi harbor]

guy

guys

[open pasture]

no

[rare trout]

https://www.dol.gov/newsroom/releases/osec/osec20250124

Racism is now legal in the hiring process

[static valley]

damn it

[open pasture]

nice try stinky