🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[humble trench]

lmao

[idle relic]

this is @humble trench

[humble trench]

saw this

paracetamol

[glass shell]

are you like a corporate test tube goo baby learning your brothers' names

[idle relic]

peak

[drifting carbon]

this is team wawa

[humble trench]

this is a moon

[idle relic]

i pledge allegiance to the falg

[lapis lava]

help i saw a hair on my iPhone screen and my heart stopped besting

[hollow surge]

okay wha tht eufkc is a beefy bass

[lapis lava]

i thought that my screen died…

[hollow surge]

i have no idea of any music terms i lowkey just throw shit together

[humble trench]

this is utauloidglöckchen

[idle relic]

😭

[idle relic]

hop in dms if you want, i can give you a little show of some stuff

[hollow surge]

throw shit on the fan with precision to not be hit

[glass shell]

this is a fucking idiot

[humble trench]

3 Quest Meta is this

[idle relic]

no.

[drifting carbon]

anyways ima go to bed so gn

[idle relic]

gn

[hollow surge]

this is you

[hollow surge]

check dms

[vapid yarrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301314068979650631/1325835292233568317/IMG_20250106_082555.gif

[idle relic]

igu

[humble trench]

3 tseuQ ateM a si sihT

[glass shell]

this is what im taking 3 boxes of if that doesn't stop

[humble trench]

i don't use discord but you are using it

[noble quest]

hiiiiii

[humble trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121585638303613027/1205925423964233748/attachment.gif

[humble trench]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-diddy-diddy-party-gif-17612061049612945331

Haha! So funny!

translate this:
Mamma su FaceBook: Ok mamme, abbiamo riso abbastanza, adesso pasta! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[humble trench]

lc.translate

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇮🇹  Italian   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

translate this:
Mom on FaceBook: Ok moms, we've laughed enough, now pasta! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣```

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[glass shell]

you're like Koda except i have no reason to not hate you

[humble trench]

only italians can understand

[humble trench]

so rude

i'm offended

[undone umbra]

Fujoshi miku best

[humble trench]

miku beam

[glass shell]

himejoshi miku best

[humble trench]

bye chat gn

[undone umbra]

Fujoshi miku

[glass shell]

himejoshi miku

[undone umbra]

It sucks

And fujoshi miku at least exists

[glass shell]

it sucks

[glass shell]

himejoshi.... rin?

[undone umbra]

rin can be whatever

but my baby miku is a fujoshi

[spring trellis]

do i cop

[glass shell]

i knew a fujoshi in real life

[glass shell]

actual horrible person

[glass shell]

actual garbage individual

[undone umbra]

me asf

[glass shell]

i see your vision

[undone umbra]

me asf

[spring trellis]

i did too and she hit on me like crazy

[glass shell]

no you got a life

[undone umbra]

my life is BL

[spring trellis]

it was only over discord when we weren’t at school ☠️

[glass shell]

she got mad at me for coming out as trans because that meant i wouldn't be homosexual in a man way

[bold adder]

that looks like mitas thing

what linux distro does mita have

[open pasture]

yes

[spring trellis]

new school laptop

[vapid yarrow]

miku wouldnt

[bold adder]

mango juice so good

[undone umbra]

She would

https://youtu.be/sV2H712ldOI?si=bbu_WmhjPT0GoUjP

[bold adder]

🥭

i like the art in that song

the song is aight

maybe its cause its english

[bold adder]

i prefer japanese

the beat is nice tho

[fallow pawn]

https://x.com/adoobi15/status/1881496436669612263?s=46

adoobi 🍉 (@adoobi15) on X

are you fucking kidding me

X · Jan 21, 2025, 12:18 AM

[undone umbra]

Magical girl is too

[fallow pawn]

for anyone that complains that a toddler wouldnt be on discord 😭 u will get locked out anyway

trolled hard

[spring trellis]

capt had this happen to him when he said he was 7

[stone pawn]

I am -3

[glass shell]

reported

[solemn plank]

I am

[stone pawn]

Had this happen to me when I said I was 12

Or was it like 7

[solemn plank]

I am.

[stone pawn]

I can't remember

[spring trellis]

we were both falsely underage banned at the same time

[glass shell]

i,,, AM.

[stone pawn]

No you are not

[undone umbra]

I am the storm that is approaching

[stone pawn]

I am very cool and awesome

[glass shell]

HATE,,, let me tell you how much i've come to HATE you since I began to live.

[stone pawn]

Let him stay in the tub

[solemn plank]

noe

noe!

now!

[near wharf]

honestly they got em dead to rights

[solemn plank]

lol remember when aliens only was general 1

[stark herald]

why is her screen transparent

[spring trellis]

the feds did it

[jaunty trellis]

me

[spring trellis]

formerly me

i wonder how much mine would be worth in scrap metal

[wooden socket]

Still a bop in 2025

[keen kernel]

https://www.fcc.gov/ecfs/search/search-filings/filing/10509027302965

[stone pawn]

Into the basket it goes

I have about 20 things I sorta wanna buy in there but also at the same time I don't really need all that much

[solemn plank]

i have 40 dollars from christmas still

i do not know what to spend it on

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[glass shell]

my paypal

[willow magnet]

bro said bro'll never sin again 💀
bro's patience's running thin 💀

[glass shell]

can you type like a real person

[willow magnet]

sorry

my humor is so broken

[bold adder]

NEW AI

[willow magnet]

random 9:16 screen ratio videos with a caption on it makes me laugh

what am i doing in life laughing at the thing that everybody else hates

anyways mikumiku or something idk

[glass shell]

you can't be older than 13, don't worry about what you're doing with your life

[willow magnet]

bd is 5 april 2011

[ancient crown]

miguella

[ancient crown]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-9026434845766641816

embed fail

[hollow surge]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-9026434845766641816

here you go

[ancient crown]

what is a person born in 2011 doing here

[glass shell]

thanks for like half of your password but you're young as fuck so my argument still stands

[ancient crown]

shouldnt you be eating sand or something

[willow magnet]

calculate my fuckin age first

[hollow surge]

like 13

that's enough for discord

[glass shell]

im an advanced math student I already did

[willow magnet]

ok cool

[ancient crown]

old enough by law

[stark herald]

why are u so young'

[ancient crown]

realistically no one should be subjected to discord at 13

[main wyvern]

[glass shell]

still not enough to say "I am ruining my life"

[hollow surge]

buddy 1-7 you're eating sand

[glass shell]

like you were just born

[hollow surge]

8-9 you're laughing at fart jokes

10-14 you stop bc its cringe
then after that you laugh at fart jokes

again

that's how i calculate ages

[glass shell]

calculate my age

[hollow surge]

how old are you

[ancient crown]

old age

[glass shell]

figure it out

[hollow surge]

okay i might have used the wrong word

idk okay it's

almost midnight

and i'm tired eeepy boy

[glass shell]

you're not getting out of here

how old am i

[hollow surge]

considering you have like a decent understanding of math i think maybe 17 or something

[wheat brook]

Bunch of weebs here are just teens

[stone pawn]

Yeah imagine being a child

Like grow up smh

[glass shell]

fucking spot on thank god you didn't say i was in my 20s

everyone keeps saying that it pisses me off

[ancient crown]

every time i calculate that a current day teen is born in 2012 i cough dust

[glass shell]

like 20 isn't old but im not fucking 20

[stone pawn]

You are old

[wheat brook]

You're in your 30s

[glass shell]

you have an i5 shut up and get a job

[jaunty trellis]

if callie is old am I a fucking hag or smth

[wheat brook]

No i will keep this laptop till i die

[stark herald]

you're a haj

[willow magnet]

how to speed up growth-

actually you know what that would fuck up my life even further no thanks

[hollow surge]

see my methods work

[stark herald]

[glass shell]

well you are a fucking hag but im young and I always will be

[jaunty trellis]

[wheat brook]

You'll die young

[glass shell]

and you'll never get more pride than owning an i5

i'll die young and pretty

[jaunty trellis]

I might actually die before my 20s but that's a different problem

[wheat brook]

I own a car too

[jaunty trellis]

same

[wheat brook]

Not like you who only own a pc

[stark herald]

i own an online cat

[glass shell]

bitch what i own doesn't matter my parents are rich

like rich rich

[stone pawn]

Truly insane

[jaunty trellis]

I own a pc and a car :3

[vapid yarrow]

what for

[jaunty trellis]

and a motorcycle

[wheat brook]

That's not your money

[jaunty trellis]

dw about it

[wheat brook]

Get a job you underage kid

[glass shell]

well it's still in my bank account and I dont gotta work for it

[eager pendant]

hello yall

[open kernel]

HELP WHY IS IT MIKU

[stark herald]

#🌺-regulars

[stone pawn]

OK well that's quite ominous

[jaunty trellis]

migu

[glass shell]

get a life instead of arguing with an "underage kid" online

also underage kid isn't a valid insult that's like calling someone and old adult

[wheat brook]

Because miku stole levan polka song

[open kernel]

english is my passion

[clever elm]

i love language

[stone pawn]

I HATE language

[glass shell]

working underage is for people with poor parents I don't need to do that

i'll get a job when i'll have to support myself

[eager pendant]

I feel indifferent about language

[glass shell]

and then i'll complain about it

[open kernel]

george

[eager pendant]

so uh

[jaunty trellis]

fym levan it's ievan you uncultured swine

[eager pendant]

what are yall up to

[stone pawn]

Imagine having different opinions to somebody on discord

[jaunty trellis]

o wait reply

[open kernel]

smh aaron doesnt know about miku smh....

[clever elm]

you hate joy

[glass shell]

"guhh i own a car" you're 25, Aaron I sure hope you fucking own a car

[hollow surge]

stop talking

[stone pawn]

No I'm just shit at writing and whatnot

[open kernel]

didnt he meant a cat

[stone pawn]

So rude

[glass shell]

no he just meant a car

[stone pawn]

Well to be fair not everybody needs a car

[hollow surge]

i own you

[glass shell]

he bragged to someone who can't legally drive that he had a car

[hollow surge]

i own all of you

you are all bellow me i am king

i am king pwnky the first

bow down to me peasant

[stone pawn]

Like if you live in the city you really don't need one

[eager pendant]

what is happening .w.

[hollow surge]

okay i'm being schizophrenic again

bye

[willow magnet]

being in grade 8 (for some fucking reason)

i think i have a ping of 31556952000 ms

[stone pawn]

Discord argument

[eager pendant]

that's fun

[glass shell]

if you're above 22 and don't own a car you ruined your life

[eager pendant]

you know

life is short

spend all of your time arguing with people you'll never meet

[stone pawn]

Guh

[jaunty trellis]

least retarded discord conversation

[glass shell]

life is long

[hollow surge]

life is too long

[glass shell]

no it's just long

[stone pawn]

Not if I have it my way

[hollow surge]

🔥

fire bars

[eager pendant]

the drunk driver in question

[wheat brook]

Life is just shit

[hollow surge]

okay bye fr now

[stone pawn]

Don't worry it gets worse

[jaunty trellis]

life is short, make sure you spend as much of it arguing with randoms on the internet over pointless shit

[glass shell]

is that why you get angry at children on discord

[fallow pawn]

vct

[neon ferry]

Topic for #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

<:hash:1308638553827315742> 🎶-off-topic-mikus-only

1..... 2..... 3..... ready? miku miku BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

[vapid yarrow]

ur dumb

[clever elm]

you only need a car if you need to go places that you cant get to by any other reasonable means tbf

[wheat brook]

I will rather die than living this life where all i enjoy is eating

[glass shell]

no im just rich I don't know better

[wheat brook]

Ur a spoiled kid

[stone pawn]

Argue with adults over them being old and vice vera depending on your age

[vapid yarrow]

same thing

[glass shell]

well yeah

[eager pendant]

oh yeah? well my NEIGHBORHOODS are WALKABLE! take that, LIBERAL!

[stone pawn]

What are they even arguing over I don't understand

[hollow surge]

cars

idk

[stone pawn]

Being different ages?

[eager pendant]

it's discord there is no rhyme or reason to arguing

[wheat brook]

My neighbours are bunch of retards who only fight with each other

[eager pendant]

we just argue

[glass shell]

it's okay the dread will hit in approximately 20 minutes if that makes you feel any better

[clever elm]

like i need a car rn because i live in the middle of nowhere but im planning to move to somewhere with a really good transit system thats also really really walkable :D

[hollow surge]

why are you venting on us

[stone pawn]

I have nothing better to do rn anyways ig

[willow magnet]

idk what to say in this chat anymore

[stone pawn]

Other than sleeping

[hollow surge]

this chat is actual dumpster fire

[wheat brook]

Miku is my personal dumpster

[stone pawn]

Chime in every 5 minutes and just send a random letter

[willow magnet]

miku chat is supposed to be good

[deep token]

u STOLE MY CAT

[wooden socket]

My finances are also a dumpster fire

[boreal torrent]

I will never own a car

At least not in Brazil

[open pasture]

you talking about me?

[deep token]

what the fuck

[vapid yarrow]

yes >:3

[deep token]

ehy

why

[boreal torrent]

Brazil is the worst place

to have a car

[deep token]

cars are life

cars are amazing

[deep token]

okay thats fair

[willow magnet]

ok 👍

[wooden socket]

I've got about £500 in credit card debts #rich

[wheat brook]

Cars are my personal home

[hollow surge]

me buying a car and running out of a bridge

[boreal torrent]

It's extremely expensive to maintain here compared to the rest of the world

[glass shell]

well yeah but you live in Brasil so that makes you cool by default

[open pasture]

ALL MY HOMIES HATE PUBLIC TRANSIT

[deep token]

public transport is cool asf

[open pasture]

REAL ROAD HOGS USE CARS

[junior ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-shikanoko-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-koshitantan-koshitan-gif-13141147732339647007

[deep token]

but cars are cooler

[glass shell]

not owning a car makes you lose like 20 cool points but you got like 10 thousand

[boreal torrent]

The driver license alone by itself already costs almost $500

[open pasture]

🇱

[vapid yarrow]

lol

[deep token]

thats normal....

[real skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-q7YnyUmY

[wheat brook]

Nice idea but i will not die but gets some fractures

[boreal torrent]

callie you are so nice

[boreal torrent]

how

[wooden socket]

I'm grateful my mom let me have her old car

[stone pawn]

Don't mean to brag but I've been to IKEA aren't completely in the red

[boreal torrent]

sometimes it can get up to $800

[open pasture]

Brasil is already economically strained

[wheat brook]

Looks like you@glass shell

[deep token]

its the same in other countries lol

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0vziRWZny2GDwHX2UYJxa2

[open pasture]

my second car will be a small truck

[boreal torrent]

bro

$500

is

[wooden socket]

It costs so much here

[wheat brook]

For me all Asians looks same

[glass shell]

why do you still care about me I thought i was a spoiled brat

[boreal torrent]

almost twice the Brazilian average wage

[deep token]

oh WHAT

[wheat brook]

Here it cost me $50

[boreal torrent]

also taxes. they're very expensive

[deep token]

okay i get it now...

[wooden socket]

I'm glad I got it done though so I never have to go through that again

[deep token]

taxes suck

tax evasion

[wheat brook]

Like 3000rs for maintenance

[wooden socket]

Driving tests are so stressful

[stone pawn]

Yeah you shouldn't pay tax

[open pasture]

all my homies hate taxes

[open kernel]

this is not so vocaloid

[hollow surge]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN AARON

[open pasture]

🇼

[wheat brook]

I vent in it

[boreal torrent]

Taxes are okay when they aren't very high and well used

[wooden socket]

@stone pawn how many times did it take you to pass your theory and driving test

[boreal torrent]

Taxes in Brazil are very high and poorly managed

[open pasture]

I do not pay taxes

[stone pawn]

1

[naive raft]

based

[boreal torrent]

based.

[stone pawn]

lol

[wooden socket]

I took 4 theory tests and 3 driving tests

[stone pawn]

The DVLA makes an app that is literally just the test

[glass shell]

I'm supposed to be nice, im growing up, I will not say mean things, I will not say mean things

[open pasture]

I use my tax money to fuel my raw milk addiction from local farmers

[stone pawn]

The questions are the samr

[wooden socket]

I got the app which cost a fiver

[wheat brook]

You pay taxes for buying a $1 cookies

[deep token]

wtf u have rich mac

[open pasture]

I do NOT buy cookies

[wheat brook]

Whatever you buy

[naive raft]

i love macos

[fallow pawn]

displaying apple specs in ur bio is a bold move

[stone pawn]

Yeah but the exam costs like what 40 quid?

Can't remember

[open pasture]

this is slander from an RTX 2050 USER

[deep token]

me tooooooooo

[real skiff]

who r u !

[wooden socket]

£23

[open pasture]

I use cash with farmers

[deep token]

i have the poverty mac

[stone pawn]

Yeah

[deep token]

homeless edition

[stone pawn]

Also more importantly the waiting times

[naive raft]

people can cope. mac is based

[wooden socket]

Driving tests are £62

[naive raft]

emilyyyyyy

[glass shell]

with a fucking i5

[open pasture]

HORRENDOUS i5

[south igloo]

[fallow pawn]

im not so fortunate but I get my work done

[open pasture]

the 2050 is worse

[deep token]

wtf ur music taste based too

[wooden socket]

On my second driving test I had an old woman as my examiner and she failed me for apparently not checking my mirrors when changing lanes on a roundabout

[naive raft]

i know, i am honestly just amazing

[stone pawn]

I swear driving tests mean nothing half the cunts can't drive amyways

[glass shell]

I don't wanna sound cringe and all but like are you THE main character

like are we all part of your life or some shit

[open pasture]

drinking and driving is legal of you dont get caught

[naive raft]

dawg wym

[deep token]

RICH

MILLIONAIRE

[glass shell]

someone with that many qualities cannot be someone who isn't a psychopath

[stone pawn]

Saw some fiesta ST going probably about 100 almost slam into a C-max in the left lane right after the slipway

[glass shell]

you have to have like a major flaw

[river thunder]

@winter girder, <t:1737436279:R>: look into using limine w/ multiboot2 using github example

[wooden socket]

I hate it when people don't slow down to let you on the dual carriageway or get over into the other lane

[glass shell]

you have to like secretly hate people or some shit

[naive raft]

i do! i have dissoiative identity disorder

[bold adder]

LMFAOOOOOO "THATS PEANUTS FOR THESE GUYS"

[open pasture]

real

[bold adder]

BASEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

trump is wild

"you made billions of dollars in the past few days"

[stone pawn]

They were lucky I somewhat slammed my brakes so he could swerve into the right lane

[deep token]

trump is a retard

[bold adder]

😭

[glass shell]

that's a disorder not a major flaw

[bold adder]

anyway

[stone pawn]

Yup

[deep token]

i have a major flaw

[naive raft]

wait hold on i didn't know u were chill like that

[bold adder]

anyone know a recording software that can record screen + internal audio

[deep token]

callie is chill asf

shes based

[hollow surge]

"the sky is blue" ass message

[glass shell]

I only insult lonely men

[open pasture]

as a retard I'm offended to be compared to the Turnip man

[stone pawn]

Or people going 80 in the left lane on the sliproad when the right lane is free

[deep token]

aw

[naive raft]

🤝

[deep token]

okay what do i call the orange tard then

[wooden socket]

Or the people in the normal driving lane who drive slow then as soon as you go to overtake they start speeding up

[stone pawn]

Or people not giving way on very tight roads

[jaunty trellis]

[stone pawn]

Or people cutting corners

[hollow surge]

"president" is already a big insult

[stone pawn]

Or not knowing how to park

[hollow surge]

ain't a single good president out there bro

[open pasture]

dingus and I was joking I'm only a tard
I make mistakes once only

[stone pawn]

Need I go on

[wooden socket]

I literally had to go 80 mph to overtake someone because they started undertaking me

[deep token]

LMFAOOOOO

[deep token]

lmfao

[jaunty trellis]

@deep token @glass shell @naive raft

[deep token]

hiiiiiiiiii bestieee

[glass shell]

flower

[deep token]

hyd

[glass shell]

oh here comes the 12:05 dread

[jaunty trellis]

slightly better and about to go eepers

[naive raft]

omg :3 thank you <3

[wooden socket]

When I started driving on my own for the first time I sucked so bad at parking

[stone pawn]

Were you like trying to get into the left lane?

[wooden socket]

But now I'm good

[stone pawn]

If not why bother

[wooden socket]

Yes

[fallow pawn]

my m2 mac is dying

[glass shell]

are we like the new cool trio or whatever

[stone pawn]

Oh OK I see

[wooden socket]

I was trying to get back into the lane but they were speeding up

[fallow pawn]

dont ever buy macs with low ram worst mistake of my life

[stone pawn]

Id just ease off the gas

[wooden socket]

And I literally had a BMW up my ass when I was going 80 mph

When I got over they sped off over 100mph

[jaunty trellis]

average bmw behavior

[rapid aurora]

oui

hello

[stone pawn]

That's just the average day on the M1

Just ignore them

[celest raven]

[stone pawn]

Its not exclusive to BMWs

[rapid aurora]

trump after reading this

[stone pawn]

Honestly its the shitty run down golf drivers that piss me off more

[static valley]

what's it like to be you

20/20 looking in the reaview

[deep token]

so true

[fallow pawn]

hey wtf it stores my serial

not showing my serial sorry

[rapid aurora]

luna calling trump by a retard
he must be so depressed rn😔

[wooden socket]

I also nearly crashed into the barrier when changing into the other lane for a roundabout because I had to swerve because some asshole speeding

[unreal flower]

yo is there an extension where you can hide channels on a server

[fallow pawn]

wyd with all this power

[glass shell]

can i see your serial

[fallow pawn]

no

[open pasture]

post it pls

[naive raft]

(genuinely) i render 3d simulations of the observable universe

[jaunty trellis]

compile rust 2 seconds faster

[deep token]

yeah!

[wooden socket]

Ford !

[stone pawn]

Insane

[open pasture]

Trump more like Dump

[stone pawn]

I don't think my car has a clearcoat

[open pasture]

cause my stocks be dumping

[willow magnet]

bunp

[stone pawn]

If it does its practically nonexistent

[fallow pawn]

my mac is crying rn with its 8gb of ram

[stone pawn]

Because little rust spots are starting to appear on the roof lol

[wooden socket]

I jetwashed the car earlier and when I got home from the jet wash it was already dirty again

[naive raft]

holy

[bold adder]

trump conference over

last question he got was if he had titkok on his phone

[wooden socket]

I don't think I have any rust

[rapid aurora]

8gb ram on mac = 128gb on windows

tiktok users be like

[open pasture]

why 8gb

jeez

I would DIE

[stone pawn]

Was your C-max made in like Belgium or somewhere like that?

[rapid aurora]

omg why is chat so boring
y'all make me want to sleep

[jaunty trellis]

you will set 32gb of swap (it will do fuck all )

[naive raft]

accurate tbh

[wooden socket]

Even though the car has a massive dent on rear bumper and the panel next to it has a scratch

[bold adder]

https://x.com/OpenAI/status/1881830103858172059

OpenAI (@OpenAI) on X

Announcing The Stargate Project

The Stargate Project is a new company which intends to invest $500 billion over the next four years building new AI infrastructure for OpenAI in the United States. We will begin deploying $100 billion immediately. This infrastructure will secure

X · Jan 21, 2025, 10:23 PM

[wooden socket]

They were made in Germany

[fallow pawn]

I have another monitor with more stuff

[naive raft]

what is 36gb on mac akin to on windows

[stone pawn]

Because my ecosport was made in India for presumably absolute bottom dollar

[bold adder]

openai partnership with trump

[rapid aurora]

can't you guys like upgrade ram on mac

[stone pawn]

So like manufacturing quality not so good

[bold adder]

and other big tech comapnies

[fallow pawn]

its just documentation

[bold adder]

this is gonna be BIG

[open pasture]

download more ram

[naive raft]

no but also u just dont need to

[rapid aurora]

mac with 36gb ram?

[naive raft]

yes

[wooden socket]

The engine in my car was designed by Peugeot unfortunately

[open pasture]

what bus is it

[jaunty trellis]

guh?

[wooden socket]

1.6 litre duratorq tdci (T1DB)

[stone pawn]

At least its not an ecoboost

[jaunty trellis]

36 is such a scuffed amount

[rapid aurora]

i think rams on macbooks are just so powerful
8gb or 16 is enough sometimes

[open pasture]

DURATORQ

[naive raft]

my windows pc has 24gb of ram

[fallow pawn]

if anyones curious

[naive raft]

i refuse to get tech with "normal" quantities of anything

[open pasture]

weirdo

freak

[rapid aurora]

i have 16gb ram but ddr3

[jaunty trellis]

guh

[open pasture]

imagine using swap

[deep token]

SAME

[fallow pawn]

my devices are usually low end cos I usually don't need it

[naive raft]

[jaunty trellis]

I have 32gb of ram but I'll upgrade to 64 soon cuz I keep filling it

[open pasture]

I have 64gb of ram

most I've used is 52

[lapis lava]

i have 32

[wooden socket]

I barely even use my pc anymore

[naive raft]

i wonder if i still have the screenshot

[lapis lava]

more than enough especially on linux

[deep token]

HOW

[open pasture]

I have 500 tabs in firefox active rn

[rapid aurora]

I wanna upgrade but there's no cheap office PCs to steal their cpu and motherboard

[fallow pawn]

256gb storage btw

[deep token]

my mac has 16 i am fine with it

[icy grail]

ftlog why ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[wooden socket]

My pc has 32gb ram

Ryzen 7 5800x

[fallow pawn]

with 3 xcode versions installed..

[open pasture]

because I too lazy to close

[naive raft]

i abuse my macbook (this was the disk usage in a single day)

[fallow pawn]

im quite insane with my storage management

[icy grail]

this is my firefox and if I have like 10 tabs open I just get lost between them

[wooden socket]

Ssd dead by the end of march

[open pasture]

living tombstone

[jaunty trellis]

a billion tabs open, zfs arc, vms, minecraft (I keep leaving it open for some reason), like 5 terminals, immich and jellyfin

[fallow pawn]

the living tombstone is fire

keep yapping

[naive raft]

i have 3 years of apple care

[open pasture]

ok dork

[fallow pawn]

yop im a dork

[icy grail]

what do you want from tlt

[fallow pawn]

https://open.fxspotify.com/track/3zAqapGmeTcDB4xES8LBUL

[open pasture]

I bet you like bowties too

[fallow pawn]

catJAM

[naive raft]

i bought this macbook in november, i've already had to get it repaired

[deep token]

WHAT THE FUCK

[open pasture]

gooberino

[deep token]

that thing is gonna cry so bad

[wooden socket]

Why

[icy grail]

that's a bop

[lapis lava]

can you fix me

[deep token]

what the fuck bestie

[naive raft]

i like rendering large amounts of data

[jaunty trellis]

:3

[deep token]

at worst i keep a few safari tabs open, discord, idk what else really

[lapis lava]

i have spotify vesktop and probably 20 brave tabs

and vscode

[jaunty trellis]

I had 1tb of swap at one point

[rapid aurora]

macos conversation again

[open pasture]

freak

[icy grail]

how do ya'll manage like 1/10th of this in 1 day

[jaunty trellis]

I think I still have the ss of it

[deep token]

the fuck bestie

[rapid aurora]

gn freakyOs users

[deep token]

more like ram usage

[lapis lava]

@stark herald H iIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[fallow pawn]

HOW

[lapis lava]

i have 500gb storage total

[naive raft]

i was running a python script that ended up using 90gb of ram (incl swap)

[nocturne bough]

I only have 1tb of ssd storage

[wooden socket]

Why does my stomach need to do this to me at 11pm FFS

[nocturne bough]

and 1tb of slow hdd storage 😢

[rapid aurora]

i have 10gb ssd storage and i use windows 11 pro

[nocturne bough]

I could have more ssd

[open pasture]

I have 14tb of storage

[fallow pawn]

thank god im a native dev

[nocturne bough]

but due to some person I dont

[rapid aurora]

I'm awesome

[open pasture]

I use 1tb of storage tho

[icy grail]

[wooden socket]

I have 1.5TB of SSDs and 3TB of HDDs in my pc

[jaunty trellis]

you love

[lapis lava]

most contradicting screenshot

[deep token]

holy fuck

[open pasture]

freak

[deep token]

i mean tbf

my swap does get up to 15gb often

but only when im doing like

[fallow pawn]

low end hardware>>

[deep token]

running a game

or something

[open pasture]

I would NEVER be caught using swap

[deep token]

true cuz ur used to it and ur fine with it

[fallow pawn]

lol

[open pasture]

when I paid money to fry my ram

[lapis lava]

low end hw is hell on windblows

[deep token]

once u use higher end stuff u cant go back to the cheaper lower end

[naive raft]

for everyone on macos pls do cd / && du -df its fun

[jaunty trellis]

ong

[deep token]

my macbook is in my bag and im in bed i cba

[fallow pawn]

I have like 5 iphone 7s and theyre so cute

[bold adder]

glorp

[deep token]

yaaaaaa

[jaunty trellis]

guh

[open pasture]

I tried to use a quad core after touching my Ryzen 9 and I threw up

[deep token]

my 6s is so cute

[deep token]

LOL

girl i have an intel atom tablet

[open pasture]

im gonna throw up

[deep token]

it runs so fast until you launch any apps other than a browser

[fallow pawn]

saving money is the best

[icy grail]

I used to run an i5-4690 with integrated graphics on windows 10, not great experience

[deep token]

then it shits itself

[open pasture]

just dont pay

[deep token]

i love to blow money on hardware but save on everything else

[fallow pawn]

been there done that

[wooden socket]

I used this laptop from 2021 to 2023

[deep token]

yeah same

2020-2022

[fallow pawn]

I got a free iphone se 2020 and a few devices from a friend

[deep token]

fucking hell

[fallow pawn]

iphone giveaway in vencord soon

[wooden socket]

2% battery health

[fallow pawn]

over 90

a few of them are at 100

[deep token]

my 6s is at 100

but

[mystic salmon]

https://fixvx.com/fawfulfan/status/1881732562042982817

[deep token]

its a chinesium battery

[deep token]

yup

[fallow pawn]

that 6s probably lasts 20 minutes

[wooden socket]

Giveaway Samsung galaxy S30 ultra 8TB when

[naive raft]

i pointed this out ages ago

[deep token]

it lasts like two hours

1 day on standby

dies at 30%

its awful

[fallow pawn]

huge

[fallow pawn]

I knew it

6s experience

[deep token]

yup

its really moody

[wooden socket]

My android still holds a charge after being charged everyday for nearly 3 years

[deep token]

the og battery was 75% health

but it was better than the replacement

[glass shell]

guh

[boreal torrent]

5 iphone 7 or iphone 7s

nvm there was no 7s

[naive raft]

i might be shiczo

[mystic salmon]

Also this doesn't count people who are infertile/intersex, which fits

[boreal torrent]

only 6s

[deep token]

plural 7

6s was the last s model

[fallow pawn]

whats the green lemon

[deep token]

oh ngm

nvm

xs

[glass shell]

is that limewire

[boreal torrent]

silly

[naive raft]

irc limechat

[deep token]

why so many

[boreal torrent]

maybe

[naive raft]

limechat

[deep token]

i only have tg and discord on my mac

[glass shell]

oh

[naive raft]

cus ppl contact me in like 10 different ways

[wooden socket]

I was driving around on tyres from 2006 until a few days ago

Very safe

[deep token]

😭

weing emonhf

[fallow pawn]

im crazy because my dock is on the right side

[deep token]

rwonf

I CANT THPE

FUCK

[boreal torrent]

people who listen to music while they shit scare me

[jaunty trellis]

I use 3/5 of those

[deep token]

i do that...

[naive raft]

i use all ;3

[deep token]

why is it scary

i listen to music 24/7

[glass shell]

people who do anything but shitting while they shit scare me

[deep token]

SCARY

mine is on the left

left dock supremacy

[rapid aurora]

real footage of me dreaming of being a macos user

[fallow pawn]

mine used to be on the left but the dock is too intrusive

[open pasture]

I listen to music only when people are asking me questions

[glass shell]

stay strong, I know mental illnesses can be difficult

[lapis lava]

bottom dock so good

[fallow pawn]

so I put the dock on the side I dont care about

[deep token]

peak autoplay

[wooden socket]

I was literally just doing that

What's the problem?

[glass shell]

apple music peak

[deep token]

i prefer stage manager on the right

so

[naive raft]

spotify better

[deep token]

so true

[deep token]

nuh uh

[fallow pawn]

stage manager awfu lsorry

[deep token]

explode

[jaunty trellis]

oki nini gays

[glass shell]

what if that was me

[lapis lava]

spotify getting so greedy

[deep token]

nini gay!! eep well

[naive raft]

i also have a windows pc

[fallow pawn]

stage manager sucks on multiple displays

[glass shell]

night old hag

[deep token]

more expensive and mid ui

it suck

[deep token]

me too

[fallow pawn]

what about the windows pc

[deep token]

yes and i only use one at a time anyways

[naive raft]

spotifyy

[rapid aurora]

this is better

[naive raft]

daymn u right

[lapis lava]

spotify does have spotify connect (so discord+SpotifyControls+lastfm+everything else) so that beats any other service sadly

[wooden socket]

I got premium for 6 months for the price of 1

[lapis lava]

how

[deep token]

im ngl the apple music windows app is pretty good

[fallow pawn]

apple makes native apps on windows for apple music

[naive raft]

also with spotify i can embed the playing status into my website via the api i made lol

[wooden socket]

By buying an Indian gift card and using a VPN to change my region

[rapid aurora]

piano kids - music & songs
pretty sure they don't show you ads like Spotify

[glass shell]

back when i had an iphone i used to use vlc media player mobile

[lapis lava]

iTunes

[naive raft]

https://api.1sabelle.dev/spotify/now-playing

[last siren]

Spotify is Electron, Apple Music is native

you lose

[fallow pawn]

itunes SUCKS dont use it

[deep token]

ong

[glass shell]

it was my offline music player

[deep token]

you wont believe

[bold adder]

miku miku beammmmmm

[lapis lava]

i should start using vlc...

[deep token]

my friend has a collection of like 3000 mp3s all on his iphone

[idle relic]

youtube music is a pwa i think im more cooked

[last siren]

@naive raft you lose

[deep token]

HE USES THE FILES APP

[fallow pawn]

I have an apple music subscription even though I dont use it

[deep token]

TO PLAY THEM

[lapis lava]

download all albums i listen to and listen here

[naive raft]

spotify is based

[fallow pawn]

I use spotify free

[crystal harness]

hatsune miku

[naive raft]

no u

[lapis lava]

i should do this on my site

[last siren]

refer to my previous message

thanks

[lapis lava]

currently it pulls discord rpc

[deep token]

migu

spaghetti

[naive raft]

https://github.com/ijsbol/spotify-now-playing-api
https://github.com/ijsbol/spotify-now-playing-web
https://github.com/ijsbol/spotify-now-playing-rpc

ur welcome

[glass shell]

itunes is like the one thing I use when i wanna add songs that aren't on apple music so when i launch it it's like a visit to one of your dad's friends that you really don't like

[deep token]

just use the apple music app

it can do it too

[glass shell]

you don't gotta do it often but it doesn't make it better

[wooden socket]

Spotify best

[lapis lava]

tyy

[naive raft]

it is a legal requirement you star these if u use them btw

[glass shell]

since when can you import songs on apple music app??

[deep token]

since always??????

[lapis lava]

i might also jus tuse lastfm

[naive raft]

lastfm is kinda based

[deep token]

the desktop apps have always had it

[fallow pawn]

always

[deep token]

itunes stinks

[crystal harness]

i didn't know kasene teto was in this discord

[glass shell]

and no one told me?

[jaunty ore]

you tubes on top

[naive raft]

dont check my lastfm its insaine

[deep token]

yeah...

[lapis lava]

and show track history

[idle relic]

thats sick, wish something like this existed for ytm but thats so unlikely because google

[deep token]

i dont even want a lastfm

[fallow pawn]

discord should add lastfm connection would be cool I think

[glass shell]

i didn't have to use itunes and i fucking

oh my god

[lapis lava]

yoppp

[naive raft]

i can look into making one for ytm

[deep token]

people dont need to know what im listening to

i can just

tell them

[crystal harness]

i replied to the wrong person, laugh at this user

[naive raft]

not like i can add them sjdfhjsdkf

[deep token]

i am actually kasane teto tho

[idle relic]

oh awesome

[naive raft]

i have been banned from adding new connetions to my profile (literally)

[idle relic]

lastfm is goated

[lapis lava]

i should do my-lastfm.nin0.dev subdomain

[crystal harness]

yippiee

[fallow pawn]

isnt there a limit

[naive raft]

yes and i am 22 over that limit

[deep token]

look heres proof

[deep token]

aw hell nah

[crystal harness]

this is definitive evidence

[glass shell]

hi glowie, been a while but also I CAN'T STAND THESE FUCKING SOYJAKS ANYMORE

[naive raft]

might be cooked (this was all in the span of 24h)

its a good song...

[lapis lava]

how 246 scrobbles in 24h

[last siren]

the scrobbler

[edgy warren]

spotify free w/o ads && yt music are goat

[deep token]

ur like that one person

[winter girder]

It would be so funny if apples ceo used an android and googles ceo used an iphone

[naive raft]

SC_B_Hana_Smile

[fallow pawn]

yt music bad because I dont use it

[high hearth]

anyone know how to show your nintendo switch status with vencord

[wooden socket]

Yt music app sucks

No timed lyrics

[naive raft]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[glass shell]

oh so THAT is your major flaw

[winter girder]

We have a command for this

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @fallow pawn)

[edgy warren]

who tf needs lyrics

[naive raft]

if this is a major flaw i'm scared for you to get to know me

[winter girder]

vns

[wooden socket]

I like being able to look at them

[lapis lava]

i do

i like singing along usually

[wheat brook]

I only listen to songs to enjoy my worthless life

[glass shell]

i WILL get to know you
this IS a threat

[winter girder]

Open your ears

[edgy warren]

most useful thing in e.g. car

[fallow pawn]

my demo period ended for hopper again shit

[wheat brook]

Time to make a new account

[deep token]

@naive raft

[naive raft]

i'm wondering what degree of derranged i should reply with

[fallow pawn]

nah I can just reopen it

[lapis lava]

my secondary screen is a full screen spotify window with lyrics

[naive raft]

hell

[glass shell]

can i get medium rare

[wheat brook]

You're crazy af

[naive raft]

ur gonna have to get to know at least 20 different people

[wooden socket]

No I don't look at them whilst driving

That would distract me

[naive raft]

accurate

[glass shell]

im used to it

[wooden socket]

And it's probably illegal to do that

[idle relic]

is that an actual feature or a spicetify thing? non spotify user here

[naive raft]

dawg wym

[wheat brook]

Only game i play is gta online with 144fps

[winter girder]

Im taking your nervous system

[idle relic]

like fullscreen lyrics only

[wheat brook]

And other old gta game like gta sa

[glass shell]

i don't know i wanted to sound cool but I actually don't know what that means

[deep token]

@fallow pawn https://youtube.com/watch?v=DjGxGMxvg4M

[deep token]

yup

it me

[naive raft]

ur in for a big surprise

[real skiff]

hi

[idle relic]

i play like the finals and thats it

[wheat brook]

Bunch of weebs

[deep token]

hiiii

[idle relic]

occasional splitgate

[real skiff]

hru oomfers

[wheat brook]

Final fantasy?

[glass shell]

no i mean i know what you meant but i don't know what i meant

[deep token]

im gooood

[digital kettle]

???????????

why is discord

[deep token]

samsung moment

[boreal torrent]

Hello

[naive raft]

ohhh

sdjfhsdf

[fallow pawn]

idk why I laughed at this

[glass shell]

why is discord what

[boreal torrent]

lemme see what app i spend the most time in

[winter girder]

Im confused

[real skiff]

axi

[wheat brook]

For me it's youtube on top because i listen to podcast

[deep token]

i just wanna shit at her samsung

[boreal torrent]

me?

[deep token]

[digital kettle]

34% battery usage

[idle relic]

nah the finals

[glass shell]

because react native

[last siren]

I think opening your profile loads too much shit into memory so it makes Discord a little slower @naive raft

[idle relic]

kde notification in the corner

[naive raft]

yes. it does, that's why they added a limit

[digital kettle]

this is aluicord

[idle relic]

wait im making a frontend in react native rn

[naive raft]

previously i could crash certain devices with my profile

[idle relic]

dear me

[wooden socket]

Spyware !!!

[last siren]

amazing

[deep token]

thats amazing lmao

[fallow pawn]

discord aint a stranger to that tbh

[glass shell]

oh then uhhh i ate it all i ate all your battery i fucking FEASTED on it

[fallow pawn]

the gif picker crashes my phones if I scroll down

[main wyvern]

Plug in the power cord.

[open pasture]

I would eat batteries

[wheat brook]

Get a fast charger bud

[naive raft]

i was wondering why my script was randomly dying, turns out bsky LOVES sending malformed data, fucks sake

[fallow pawn]

then jetsam kills it

[deep token]

dont tell me what to do

[digital kettle]

4500mah moment

[wheat brook]

Dont tell me what to do

[glass shell]

get an i9

[main wyvern]

@deep token paypal me $3,000,000 USD

[idle relic]

thank you kde 🙏🏻

[real skiff]

my bad

[deep token]

nop im broke

homeless

poverty

[fallow pawn]

discord would rather add nitro features than fix their gif picker

[wooden socket]

My phone has 4500mah too

[winter girder]

[deep token]

BLOCK BLAST

PEAK

[wooden socket]

105%

[last siren]

I think the gif picker works if you downgrade to version 100

[boreal torrent]

I have an average of 4 hours of screen time per week, not even per day lmao

[digital kettle]

@winter girder hai same phone friend

[naive raft]

after living in my city for 2.5 years, with plans to move out in like 4 months, i found out there is a 24/7 shop a couple minute walk away - i have been wanting this the entire time i was here

[idle relic]

im on 5050mah but evolution x uses so much battery its so annoying

[winter girder]

Hello neighbor

[fallow pawn]

what

[idle relic]

i need a new custom rom

[fallow pawn]

i aint going hundreds of versions down

[deep token]

😭how do u find that out after 2.5 years

[digital kettle]

wha do u call people w same phones lol

[last siren]

that was a joke

[glass shell]

get 35% battery usage on me or something,, haha,,

[deep token]

phoner

[wooden socket]

[deep token]

GAY.

[naive raft]

panley said i should google it, so i googled it

[idle relic]

phone twin fr

[deep token]

😭🙏

[winter girder]

Get an oxygenos or xiamoi ui rom /j

[glass shell]

god forbid i act gay to my wife

[digital kettle]

shes my girlfriend

[deep token]

i scour the map when i go to a new place

[deep token]

i said what i said tho

it is gay