🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[boreal torrent]

i hope quebec is gone

[winter girder]

Same

[boreal torrent]

nin0 will be forced to speak english

[lapis lava]

banned for threats of terrorism and bombing an entire nation

[jaunty trellis]

[boreal torrent]

nop

[winter girder]

Youre racist

[lapis lava]

but

[boreal torrent]

i learned 9/11 was inspired by a brazilian incident

it's not even a joke

[winter girder]

Lets stop hawking around

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/555301996098224139/1054900202022117437/FDD1DFEB-2CD1-41E7-A3A8-B9838C7EDEB8-1.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920941151878512650/1041368580232585267/attachment-3.gif

[winter girder]

@lapis lava I'm going to put a imploded battery under your pillow

[boreal torrent]

nina insane

[mossy egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308649674764320850/1326686501538369577/VOT-quote.png?ex=678c3216&is=678ae096&hm=1b13ac87aa205e6cc9dbc38017e36f7a4eb7b7789090bfb067b1bdb106c1671b&

[winter girder]

@winter needle explain yourself.

[boreal torrent]

i should explode all gringos in the world

maybe

[winter girder]

Silly Europeans

[boreal torrent]

ur also a gringo

ur not excluded

[winter girder]

Kill yourself

[boreal torrent]

I don't feel like it, thanks

gringo de mierda :3

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/your-fate-is-sealed-seal-shrimple-gif-14588556684467309808

[wooden socket]

I nearly hit a cat earlier whilst driving

[boreal torrent]

You're excluded

[winter girder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1098834245524410388/1156036154177622027/snapchat.gif

[boreal torrent]

pingu is one of the gringos that won't be exploded

[jaunty trellis]

insane

[wooden socket]

I was driving and then all of a sudden a cat ran into the road so I swerved and looked in my mirrors and saw it gone back to the side of the road and sat like nothing happened

[boreal torrent]

Latino Empire soon

if u say latinx youll be exploded twice

[winter girder]

I keep trying to tell myself to be nicer to people

[wooden socket]

Artificial colours yay !

[boreal torrent]

yes

be nicer

ur way too mean

[winter girder]

Red 40

[boreal torrent]

wtf ur eating the nerds???

[winter girder]

The voices are talking to me.

[boreal torrent]

poor nerdasses

[boreal torrent]

I knos

i know

[wooden socket]

Yummy

[boreal torrent]

I actually used to hear voices as as a kid.

Scary

[wooden socket]

I still do

[boreal torrent]

They kept trolling me

[wooden socket]

Guys is it illegal for me drive at 80 mph

[boreal torrent]

troll voices FUCK YOU

[wooden socket]

I accidentally went 80 mph on a dual carriageway earlier

The limit is 70

[boreal torrent]

erm

yes

also how much is that

lc.wa 80 miles to kilometres

[night blaze]

80 miles to kilometres

128.7 km (kilometers)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/12

[boreal torrent]

yeah ur def cooked

[wooden socket]

No speed camera

[jaunty trellis]

[boreal torrent]

well

if no one knows

then it's not a crime

[jaunty trellis]

if no one saw it then it didn't happen

[boreal torrent]

yop

[wooden socket]

I sometimes go 40 in a 30 and still have people up my ass tailgating me

[jaunty trellis]

or rather if the cops don't know it didn't happen

[jaunty trellis]

that's just the average bmw driver

[wooden socket]

Fuck I got a nerd in my cavity

[sudden sun]

gm

[winter girder]

@sudden sun

[jaunty trellis]

gm oomfie

[boreal torrent]

good evening oomf

[sudden sun]

hiiii

dawn is going without me now

i died

[wooden socket]

Who is oomfie

[winter girder]

NOOO

[boreal torrent]

I can't tell you

[open pasture]

hi

[boreal torrent]

it's a government secret

[winter girder]

@lapis lava hi

[sudden sun]

@winter girder rate clipper anims

[jaunty trellis]

bro istg there's this one road I drive quite a lot and it has a speed limit of 60 (most people go 80 anyway cuz that's the old limit idek why they changed it) and I was going 110 and there was still a clown right on my ass 😭

[wooden socket]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-cat-edgy-edgelord-or-gif-25925690

[boreal torrent]

ayuxia and liviameow are taken everywhere

ayuxer isnt tho

guhh

[wooden socket]

I can't go that fast

My insurance has a telematics box

[jaunty trellis]

better yet I was on a bike and drove into the speed camera and it flashed on him but since you can't see a bikes plate from the front only he got fucked

[jaunty trellis]

[wooden socket]

It still don't notice when I go 10 over the limit though

🙏🏼

[lapis lava]

sooo good

[winter needle]

MOD CHANNEL LEAKED

[neon ferry]

Topic for #goons

<:hash:1308638553827315742> goons

(to be confused with gooners)

Auto-response invoked by nin0.dev

[sudden sun]

@winter needle hug

[winter needle]

hugg

[bold adder]

IM GONNA GOON

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is yuma! (#cec291)

[bold adder]

yum

[sudden sun]

guhh ps5 taking ages to upload a 15 second clip

[soft wadi]

@bitchesnwhores

[boreal torrent]

Signal so good

[soft wadi]

@static valley

[kind summit]

what does that mean

[naive raft]

i love these

[kind summit]

lc.define Latinx

[night blaze]

<:i:1263592450136473684> Latinx  laˈtiːnɛks 

noun

1. a person of Latin American origin or descent (used as a gender-neutral or non-binary alternative to Latino or Latina).

• she started a mentorship program to address the underrepresentation of Latinxs within the company

labsCore • Page 1/2

[kind summit]

[boreal torrent]

slur

against latinos

[kind summit]

@lapis lava dont be so mean to livia

[boreal torrent]

lc.urban latinx

[night blaze]

latinx

Description

LatinX or latinx is a slur said by white liberals, angered Karens, and egotistical people who think they're being inclusive but are actually being ignoramus of the culture, language, nuances and opinions of the Latinas, Latinos, Latins, and Hispanic community.

Stats

<:i:1263589685243154515>   704   ​ <:i:1263589702171103242>   38  
Author: Numnummyboots

Example

LATINX IN GAMING showed up on Twitter during the Game Awards as announced by Brie Larson and the entire Hispanic community wanted to tell the internet a big fat Shut the F Up.

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/10

[winter girder]

You revealed too much that vee closed my Discord

[winter girder]

So fire

[wide jungle]

that it? Is it like gum?

[winter needle]

better quote

[jaunty trellis]

why not

[robust tree]

why would a dualshock go there

[boreal torrent]

insane

[kind summit]

crazy

[sudden sun]

yay

[sudden sun]

insane

use a dualsense instead

[robust tree]

dualsense is love

[boreal torrent]

dualsense so good

I have 3 DualSenses

[robust tree]

ive fixed so many and rtheyre so owbnfrowe awesome

[sudden sun]

i need to buy a secondary one

[robust tree]

i once tried fixing an xbox controller

[boreal torrent]

BDM-010, BDM-020, and BDM-030

[robust tree]

i had ot give the customer money

[boreal torrent]

[kind summit]

damn, 16 years

[winter girder]

Awww

[winter girder]

Dualshock 4 or 5

[robust tree]

dualshock is only 4

5 is dualsense

[winter girder]

Ushieeee😭

[winter needle]

ig i meant dualsense

[robust tree]

hellodo i know u

did u change ur name

[winter needle]

ushieeeeee 😭

[winter girder]

No but your rushii friend

[robust tree]

hello name thief!

[robust tree]

yop they stole my name so blatantly

at first it was even just ushii

[jaunty trellis]

[winter girder]

@winter needle thief

[fallow pawn]

plushie

[robust tree]

flowie?

[winter girder]

This shitter better have wifi 6

[winter needle]

EXPLODE

[robust relic]

i rly hope it will

[jaunty trellis]

wifi 5 capped at 25mb u/d

[robust tree]

nop /ru:fi/ I shan't explode

just because I'm syrian doesn't mean I should explode!

[jaunty trellis]

[robust tree]

don't stereotype me

you and your bomb emojis

they don't work on me

[robust tree]

[winter girder]

This just ruined my entire mood

[jaunty trellis]

@robust tree @fallow pawn @winter needle @boreal torrent @sudden sun

[robust tree]

OH

is your banner shiggy!!?

[jaunty trellis]

viggy

[winter girder]

[jaunty trellis]

or vennie but like yknow

[bold adder]

[jaunty trellis]

it's very much based on shiggy

[winter girder]

The other one

[robust tree]

oh it's ven shiggy!

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[bold adder]

[jaunty trellis]

I even have a plushie of her

[sudden sun]

:3

[robust tree]

damnn

vencord merch

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[winter girder]

Ventrix when? (Matrix mod)

[robust tree]

delete matrix

[robust tree]

it's even sleeping!

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[robust tree]

r u the one who made the plushie

[jaunty trellis]

nop

sho

lookie in #🍬-vennie-gallery

[winter girder]

The amazing @soft wadi did

[bold adder]

[winter girder]

This week has been terrible istg

@winter needle isn't it crazy that with modern technology i can get directions to your house

[winter needle]

NO

[bold adder]

LMFAOOO

oakland mayor indicted on corruption + fraud charges

the old one

that everyone hated

yippee

[solemn plank]

guuuuHHHHHHH i hate python

gotta reinstall my entire OS now

[safe moat]

what did you do

[solemn plank]

removed python

[safe moat]

OOOF...

[solemn plank]

didnt realize that made it so it would never see a module again

[jaunty trellis]

[rare trout]

https://youtu.be/r7OUfnSHgXI

[noble quest]

HORROR

[glass shell]

is there a good cheap per year payment vps

[jaunty trellis]

how cheap and what specs

[glass shell]

enough for a heavily modded MC server

[winter girder]

@harsh minnow is this true

[jaunty trellis]

[glass shell]

and i have around like

[modern epoch]

@jaunty trellis

[glass shell]

60 bucks

[winter girder]

Germany?

[glass shell]

im french

[modern epoch]

omg haii mita

[winter girder]

Okay

[jaunty trellis]

fwiw I pay 10$ a month for mine

[glass shell]

eehhh

per month payment guhh

i just wanna find something better in terms of convenience than my school laptop

[jaunty trellis]

I make 3 month payments

[glass shell]

it has good enough specs but like

[winter girder]

Do you want dedicated ip or 20 ports

[glass shell]

i kinda need it for school

[glass shell]

eh I can do port forwarding

[modern epoch]

bye all

nini

[jaunty trellis]

nini

[winter girder]

8gb okay? Or you could do 12gn for 75 dollars

@glass shell check dms

Zeet.

[glass shell]

ehhhh

my school's laptop is 16GB so it's kinda of a downgrade

[winter girder]

Yeah but you're also asking for it to be around 60 dollars per year 😭

Many vps providers don't do that

[glass shell]

eh whatever

i'll figure it out

[paper gate]

@glass shell hii

[sharp dawn]

Does anyone know a quick way to purge all of your messages without a mod's support?

Please

It's an emergency

I really need it

anyone...

[paper gate]

@open pasture does

[fallow pawn]

discord can purge your messages but it might take like a few days to recieve your data package and ask discords privacy team to delete the messages

otherwise we cant really help you

[sharp dawn]

Does that include being able to purge only your messages in a single server?

[fallow pawn]

yes...?

[sharp dawn]

Where do I submit that?

[kind summit]

it will take time to process though

[sharp dawn]

alr

[jaunty trellis]

most laws give them a month to comply with the requests and they like to stretch it out for a bit

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-of-ra-curse-of-ra-gif-10622361558915339590

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/your-fate-is-sealed-seal-shrimple-gif-14588556684467309808

[paper gate]

Rosie typing an essay

@fallow drum

[spring trellis]

i just paid US$5.26 for a lunch that i could barely fit

holy hell

[fallow drum]

probably wouldn’t find a VPS even remotely close to it even under like $200 a year. for a heavily modded mc server, you would also need some rather beefy specs as far as servers go so it’s pretty difficult. what you may find for under like $200-$300 a year will likely compromise in one way or another. idk of anything i was just putting that out there. if you’re in school you can apply for GitHub education and get that $200 credit for DigitalOcean for free but that $200 would go quick

[jaunty trellis]

I pay 120 a year for mine for 20gb ram 6vcpu

[spring trellis]

i just have a terrible dell latitude sitting in between my bed and my bedside table

that’s my server

[fallow drum]

i use it currently and it’s great

[jaunty trellis]

I wish servers didn't cost so much in electricity otherwise I'd have 2 racks of them at home

[fallow drum]

transcripts for me

[jaunty trellis]

they're gonna ask for your student id and stuff

[fallow drum]

i had to take a picture of my high school transcripts and it’s been like 3 years since i did that

i think i may have had to do it again idk i forgot

yeah

any school at all counts

even high school did for me

[bold adder]

ai greentext

[fallow drum]

and the school wasn’t even in their records

but i still got approved in like two minutes lol

[spring trellis]

oh yeah i also have this but it’s gonna be sold soon

[fallow drum]

a bot probably validates it somehow. i did have to link my school email during the process and it sent me an email there and all

[spring trellis]

i sent a photo of my school timetable

[fallow drum]

and i also took a picture of my transcripts

[spring trellis]

conveniently it gets approved or denied in like 30 seconds

and you have unlimited tries

[fallow drum]

technically you can fake absolutely any student deal thing if your school never removes access from email which a lot don’t actually remove access

i think i still have access to my high school one

[paper gate]

YAP

Rosie yaps so much @fallow drum @fallow drum

[kind summit]

finally done

with RE 7

[vivid junco]

dont do what im confused as fuck

[spring trellis]

don’t do what made it crash

[vivid junco]

i simply pressed the play button

[spring trellis]

yer so don’t do that

no more minecraft for you ever again

it’s microsoft’s new DRM

[vivid junco]

Actually I think it was a mod that I forgot I installed 😭

ok so i literally just restarted the game and it works now

[kind summit]

119gb's for fortnite is actually insane

[paper gate]

@fallow drum is yapper of the year

[bold adder]

i kept this for a while

vennie plush has CHANGED MY LIFE

i use vennie as an alarm clock

when the sun comes up the plushs smell gets stronger

waking me up

[fallow drum]

https://www.reddit.com/r/setups/s/7eZUPmyQK4 why did you post this @paper gate

[paper gate]

you

[fallow drum]

but you posted it

[paper gate]

nop

[main wyvern]

blazingly safe and memory fast

[kind summit]

alr dead by daylight time ig

[harsh minnow]

help meeeee 😭 @paper gate

[fallow drum]

vee probably updates once every 4 years

[harsh minnow]

bro this is my fucking arch laptop i havent used in a year maybe

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[harsh minnow]

im gonna replace arch with fedora soon dw

[jaunty trellis]

sob

[harsh minnow]

that awkward moment when u have to manually update yay because you updated pacman which updated libalpm so yay errors because it expects the old one

[lapis lava]

i sentence you to nixos

[winter girder]

do you have location permissions disabled

im sorry??

[jaunty trellis]

you love uefi malware

(speaking of I need to update my bios it's been like a year)

[winter girder]

its scary until your update your bios

thats literally how you get rid of it iirc

[paper gate]

nop

[brisk raft]

guys, for some reason it shows i could prob type in mod only

i think it's a glitch

[paper gate]

I fucking hate 3d printers so much I'm going insane @harsh minnow

[brisk raft]

who here is an admin?

[winter girder]

does it keep printing middle fingers

happened to me once

[paper gate]

nop

[winter girder]

@paper gate is

go @ them and dm them several times

[brisk raft]

@paper gate i'm actually able to type in #moderator-only

i have proof

[jaunty trellis]

[fallow drum]

dm them they usually don’t respond here

[brisk raft]

ok

[sweet blaze]

[paper gate]

oh my god

@fallow drum I'm going to nuke you

@sweet blaze hiii

[kind summit]

are you annoyed or mad at me by chance?

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate

[kind summit]

just asking, idk

[paper gate]

[sweet blaze]

@paper gate iam actually able to type in #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only help

[fallow drum]

why would i be

[brisk raft]

hold on a min

[sweet blaze]

Hiiiiiiiiii

[paper gate]

how

[sweet blaze]

My super powers

[jaunty trellis]

shrimply too good

[junior shore]

how did u add this to server ?

[glass shell]

hi everyone

[kind summit]

cause I was pinging you a few times earlier and calling you rosie

[sweet blaze]

Clyde

[winter girder]

they know a discord admin

[brisk raft]

hey i can type in #moderator-only btw, i'm not a mod, please fix it if possible.

[fallow drum]

that’s what everyone calls me

[brisk raft]

i can prove it

[sweet blaze]

hey i can type in #moderator-only btw, i'm not a mod, please fix it if possible.

[jaunty trellis]

[brisk raft]

you too?

damn..

[kind summit]

if all is well, then thats good, guess I was overthinking it

mb

[sweet blaze]

Jaw dropping bro

[noble quest]

this is why nixos is just better

STOP HUSKING

[brisk raft]

one sec

might be the website

nope

[jaunty trellis]

[noble quest]

yop

my alt spreads anti-nix propaganda

[sweet blaze]

might be your super powers

[harsh minnow]

stfu

[kind summit]

world record husk

[noble quest]

vee so mean

[fallow drum]

what if i became a NixOS user after trying it to hate on it more sufficiently but end up actually liking it @harsh minnow

[noble quest]

vi #moderator-only

[neon ferry]

1. How to update if you can't update via normal means
2. BetterFolders dedicated sidebar not working
3. Translate, ViewRaw and other plugins buttons missing on message hover
4. Vencord gone / failing to install
5. Theme stopped working
6. Unable to scroll if theres too many roles
7. Extension not working on Windows 7 / Windows 8
8. Rich Presence Buttons not showing up

[brisk raft]

hey i am able to type in #moderator-only for some reason, and i'm not a mod, just letting you know.

[noble quest]

guhhh whats the command for channel topic

[fallow drum]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[jaunty trellis]

vct

[neon ferry]

Topic for #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

<:hash:1308638553827315742> 🐹-off-topic-chomiks-only

live in the chomik and always be jamming to tunes

[harsh minnow]

i just wanted to make you aware that people can talk in #moderator-only you should probably fix that

[fallow drum]

i win

[neon ferry]

Topic for #moderator-only

<:hash:1308638553827315742> moderator-only

welcome you are now a chronically online discord moderator (not really!)
follow the rules

1. no shigging (real rule)
2. only blehhhhhh (also real rule)
   i just wanted to make you aware that people can talk in #moderator-only you should probably fix that

[sweet blaze]

[boreal torrent]

idfk how my dog lived for so long

[harsh minnow]

dont be obnoxious and i wont be mean

[brisk raft]

i am confused. but i wont even ask.

[boreal torrent]

my mother used to let him drink coke

are fucking serious bro

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow i’m gonna use NixOS and try to convince my professors to use it too

[noble quest]

good

[fallow drum]

would it be over for me

[boreal torrent]

nixos so good

[noble quest]

it would only be starting

[fallow drum]

ban the word nixos

[boreal torrent]

NixOS is actually good, Vencorders hate on it just for the sake of hating it

[noble quest]

nop

[kind summit]

okay, one side explain why nixos is good, one side explains why nixos is bad

go

[sweet blaze]

Nixos

[brisk raft]

guys don't type in #moderator-only.

[fallow drum]

imagine it’s a linux machine but it’s actually just stupid but you get paid $300,000 a year to manage it… that’s nixos

[kind summit]

so machine thats a bum?

[noble quest]

i love it for a bunch of reasons but the best has to be that you can install any version of any package no matter what libraries it needs and it just works

[sweet blaze]

@boreal torrent

[kind summit]

insane username

[boreal torrent]

Declarative, reproducible, pure, rollbacks, awesome hardware support, easy packaging,, more than 120k packages, sandboxed builds and development environments

[brisk raft]

be alls

[boreal torrent]

I mean

[noble quest]

it works great with direnv

[boreal torrent]

a normal linux setup would require you a billion commands too

[noble quest]

you have nice dev envs

[boreal torrent]

it's not very different lol

one is declarative

other is imperative

[kind summit]

HO WWAS THAT THAT BLOCKED

[jaunty trellis]

first the bad cuz otherwise I'll be shot

• the language is kinda ass
• learning curve is closer to a cliff
• you need to be severly autistic to use it

the good (I'll try to not write an essay)

• true reproducability via declaraticity
• objectively correct dependency management
• rollbacks
• largest package repo by like double that of aur

[fallow drum]

if i asked chatgpt what the advantages are this is what it would say

[boreal torrent]

okay it got automodded this is actual 1984 what the fuck

[stiff urchin]

why is that blocked what

[paper gate]

I hope your professor fails you

[fallow drum]

i’m blobcatcozying so hard rn

[stiff urchin]

im gonna eat u

[kind summit]

see what I mean

[noble quest]

[fallow drum]

i convinced my professor to use proxmox and now my college uses it so i think they would listen unironically

[sweet blaze]

dm @paper gate

[stiff urchin]

prime example of "linux is free if your time is free"

[kind summit]

big community, innefficent and shitty code

got u

[sweet blaze]

[static valley]

i'm gonna

cry a bit

[boreal torrent]

the good part about it is that you won't have libraries conflicting

[static valley]

@fallow pawn

[harsh minnow]

genuinely stop talking about Nixos all the time it's obnoxious and no one except you cares

join nix discord or make a thread for your circle jerk, dont constantly spam it here

[fallow drum]

stop being annoying the bit was funny the first time and not the 20 times since @brisk raft 😭

[boreal torrent]

i don't get how it's any different from any other subject 😭

[brisk raft]

i will smite myself in that case

[static valley]

woah what's happening

🍿

oh okay it's blocked

[sweet blaze]

Corn

Vencorn

[harsh minnow]

the fact that other topics are not just people saying the same shit that has already been said 50 times and being obnoxious towards people using something else

[static valley]

did something happen

[stiff urchin]

i wish there was a good linux distro that wasn't a time waster, doesn't have dumb things like snap and isn't debian based

[harsh minnow]

it exists it's called fedora

[stiff urchin]

it has a dumb thing

it's called rpm

[harsh minnow]

rpm is good and you never have to use it anyway

[boreal torrent]

Linux distro talk
Apple vs Android talk
Linux vs Windows vs macOS talk
it happens almost everyday here

[harsh minnow]

and it all sucks holy shit

[boreal torrent]

ye

then why targeting only a specific topic

[brisk raft]

turn off your computer and make sure it powers down

[static valley]

cause it's getting annoying

[boreal torrent]

i mean

people are just talking about things they like lol

thrusting it on others is terrible, i agree

[noble quest]

tbh its not worse than any of the other yapping here

[boreal torrent]

^

[static valley]

okay true but i'm just trying to sum up what happened based on 10 seconds of reading what appears to be a massive argument

[harsh minnow]

okay just drop it now

[static valley]

CLEARLY someone got annoyed

[static valley]

oop

okay

[static valley]

why the fuck is this blurry

[harsh minnow]

can we kill rusher

[brisk raft]

hey guys

wait a few minutes

[kind summit]

dont say it

[static valley]

wait

[brisk raft]

and i'll never stop

[static valley]

what was I doing again

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow rmember when we all said noogs in goons channel

[bold adder]

im waiting

[lapis lava]

i thought what it would be like if it was “gooners” reversed like “goons -> noogs”

[static valley]

oh right time to prove this guy's argument wrong again

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Snowden

[lapis lava]

then i stopped thinking about it

[fallow drum]

in my cyber security class i had to do a long essay on him

[static valley]

i mean technically what edward snowden did was impressive but it wasn't really based on cybersecurity

[lapis lava]

v..ban

[fallow drum]

there is not much to even talk about tbh but i had to do like 10 pages worth

[static valley]

sure it implied that the CIA needed to ver their guys much better

but in all honesty snowden HAD the credentials to get the info

he worked there

[harsh minnow]

why did u send simple wikipedia

[static valley]

people got to know him

they trusted him

[noble quest]

@lapis lava @lapis lava

[lapis lava]

@noble quest @noble quest

[static valley]

cause I don't think he's very intelligent

gotta dumb it down for him

anyways @fallow drum didn't snowden literally sneak out of langley with the stuff on a usb drive

[kind summit]

yaya I prestiged a characheter

[static valley]

not even sneak he just strutted out of the building

[lapis lava]

finally

i should try silverblue

[fallow drum]

it’s a pretty significant moment in cyber security history as it was one of the biggest cases of whistleblower and is somewhat of an underlying example of cyber security’s existence

[noble quest]

i love unix bases systems

[lapis lava]

its looking really nice

[noble quest]

fuck

[brisk raft]

???

[noble quest]

unixos

[brisk raft]

what does it mean?

i'm confused

[static valley]

ohhhhh that's true

but if we're talking about snowden purely sneaking out of the building there's not much to talk about

guy got in

[kind summit]

insane

[static valley]

gained access with his credentials

left

[fallow drum]

it’s not directly related but it is important and was a huge focus in the class

[static valley]

mhm

[fallow drum]

yeah his life is also boring

[static valley]

i would assume it ties to the fact that you never know who has access to your computer

[fallow drum]

the essay was way too big for what the topic is

[harsh minnow]

it finished updating

finally

[static valley]

great now go buy miku

[fallow drum]

but it was also intended to show what your opinion is on it and if he was in the right after all

[noble quest]

@harsh minnow install better discord on it, the one true client mod

[static valley]

vban?

hi stranger

[lapis lava]

good

[fallow drum]

it’s a rather dated event that has no real interesting content tbh it just happened and that’s it

[lapis lava]

now be like me and run rm -rf /*

[fallow drum]

i looked way into it though

[static valley]

yeah no the CIA was doing some goofy ass stuff

[maiden hatch]

hi chat

[fallow drum]

at first i thought he was in the right but what he did after proved he was in the wrong and was actually just in it for the popularity and not for the good of the people or something

[kind summit]

hi greencheck, hows your day

[brisk raft]

imagine i did this thing in a minute of inf typing. (Joke!)

[fallow drum]

afterwards he was literally like one of those crypto bros selling a course on how to get rich quick

and now he’s just disappeared off of the face of the earth

[lapis lava]

rosie follows get rich quick courses @paper gate

[paper gate]

yop

[kind summit]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[noble quest]

@paper gate I love my iPad

[brisk raft]

what's with the husk things?

am i just dumb

[solemn plank]

thats how we feel about the message

[lapis lava]

do you own it

or is it school thing

[kind summit]

lemme find vee explaining everything

[static valley]

blue hair blue tie

[stark herald]

nin0Pad

[kind summit]

yeah I can never find it

when im done with this match

[static valley]

yet again no one follows up 😔

[kind summit]

OMG I GOT

[paper gate]

@noble quest

[kind summit]

bum killer of course I get jumped

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[kind summit]

I got racoon city

[brisk raft]

guys look

i can type infinitly

wanna see

[static valley]

8

turn your monitor 90 degrees to the right

[brisk raft]

???

[static valley]

https://youtu.be/8_Stb294TNA?si=pSX2qj18Tjqcsks-

@fallow drum

[lapis lava]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2P0yqAwWfyaZjkcqVxEqAs

[night blaze]

No One Cares by abriction

[brisk raft]

no

watch

[boreal torrent]

no one cares @lapis lava

[brisk raft]

Just tell me to stop when you want me to

[solemn plank]

selfbot

[lapis lava]

how old are you btw

[solemn plank]

technically a selfbot

[boreal torrent]

melon years old

[brisk raft]

yes

melon years old

[stark herald]

rea dif cute

[solemn plank]

minor detected. do your homework

[boreal torrent]

@stark herald olá

[stark herald]

oii

[solemn plank]

:3

[boreal torrent]

vc é muito fofa, sabia?

[solemn plank]

rea dif?

[brisk raft]

a watermelon is 5,000 years old.

fun fact!

[solemn plank]

who rea dif

[boreal torrent]

i thought you were like 15

or 16

[solemn plank]

fun fact: i dont like you

[solemn plank]

i dont have homework to do

[boreal torrent]

fair enough

[brisk raft]

fun fact: i can just ignore you and nothing will have happened.

[lapis lava]

if you’re a minor you’re probably gonna hate anyone younger

[spring trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/print-hello-world-hacker-gif-25431219

[boreal torrent]

I don't have homework in years now

[brisk raft]

you arent in character.ai

[boreal torrent]

And I'm still in school

[solemn plank]

?

[spring trellis]

i generally dislike anyone 2010+

[solemn plank]

ofc you use character ai

[lapis lava]

gen alpha is cancer

[spring trellis]

idk why but there is a massive immaturity leap between 09 and 10

[boreal torrent]

Not when they have good parents

(Most don't)

[lapis lava]

exactly

[spring trellis]

my 6 year old brother is a terrible, terrible ipad kid. i know what it's like

[kind summit]

LEON KENNEDY, COOL USERNAME, ANNNNNND RACCOON CITY, @harsh minnow

[boreal torrent]

Gen Beta started this year

Are you ready?

[boreal torrent]

Imagine Gen Alpha shitting on Gen Beta

[lapis lava]

we will get Village People at the trump event or whatever if a gen alpha person ever rises to potus we will get dafuqboon performing sk*bidi toilet

[kind summit]

lc.define Gen Beta

[night blaze]

No definition found.

[lapis lava]

lc.ud gen beta

[night blaze]

Gen Beta

Description

They exist now

Stats

<:i:1263589685243154515>   7   ​ <:i:1263589702171103242>   1  
Author: eurodancing

Example

Gen Beta started in 2025

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 4/7

[brisk raft]

ああ

[spring trellis]

everything is done for him. he doesn't even use the toilet on his own

[lapis lava]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇯🇵  Japanese   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

ah```

Google Translate • labsCore

[lapis lava]

at 6???

[solemn plank]

@brisk raft uwu

[brisk raft]

fucking translate.

[boreal torrent]

My 11 year old brother is an iPhone and Windows 10 kid

(iPad kids are rare here)

[brisk raft]

it's a accidental translat

[lapis lava]

he should become macos kid

[boreal torrent]

In fact he likes macOS more than Windows

Windows is trash

[lapis lava]

Gooooood

brother raised so well

[spring trellis]

yep

[lapis lava]

INSANE

[boreal torrent]

He likes Linux more tho

He's sane

[lapis lava]

love

i wouldn’t use macos on a desktop, would rather have my good old linux system

[solemn plank]

debs alert... is that for privital

[boreal torrent]

istg he'd rather use anything other than Windows

Windows is so bad

[spring trellis]

oh yeah my stepmum also gives him her phone and he watches instagram reels with no supervision

[boreal torrent]

He can't use macOS anyway

Some games he plays are unsupported

[kind summit]

haiii snowy

[boreal torrent]

like OW2

[spring trellis]

the most painful thing about all of this is that there is NOTHING i can do about it

[solemn plank]

that kid is going to grow up to be a deranged killer

[spring trellis]

hii hru

[boreal torrent]

CrossOver doesn't work well on AMDCPU

So yeah, Linux is his only choice

or FreeBSD

[solemn plank]

say its not christian. something about the children

[kind summit]

doing good, playing DBD, hbu?

[spring trellis]

there is zero discipline in my house lol

[spring trellis]

just relaxing today

[boreal torrent]

I considered making a fake Roblox maintenance screen

[solemn plank]

zero discipline? kill someone

👍

[lapis lava]

i have the spotify premium trial
i still see “sponsored recommendations” in my home screen
so bad

[boreal torrent]

And redirecting roblox.com to that page at router-level

[solemn plank]

there is now discupline

[kind summit]

happy your doing okay

[solemn plank]

do it

[spring trellis]

a few days ago he screamed at a random kid that HE walked into

instead of getting yelled at, my stepmum smiles at him

[lapis lava]

i plan to block roblox.com on my home network because my friend keeps playing when hes over

[solemn plank]

confront

confront immediately

[boreal torrent]

let him play it

poor guy

[lapis lava]

nop

[brisk raft]

みんな、面白い画像が見たい場合はDMしてください

[lapis lava]

he will start playing real games

[lapis lava]

turn off ur auto translate

[spring trellis]

i'll talk to my dad about it some day soon

[boreal torrent]

A kid entered my house once

he looked to my ps5 and said

[lapis lava]

how

[solemn plank]

.tr en

[brisk raft]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

[boreal torrent]

WOW A PS5. DOES IT RUN ROBLOX?

[solemn plank]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇯🇵  Japanese   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

Guys, if you want to see some funny pictures, DM me.```

Google Translate • labsCore

[boreal torrent]

his family got invited

[spring trellis]

funny pictures? like cat memes?

[brisk raft]

like google searches

[spring trellis]

oh ok

[solemn plank]

@brisk raft

[brisk raft]

okay.

[boreal torrent]

I need a sequel to TLoK

I'd be an even happier girl if that happened

[lapis lava]

lc.ud tlok

[night blaze]

TLOK

Description

An abbreviation for The Legend of Korra

Stats

<:i:1263589685243154515>   24   ​ <:i:1263589702171103242>   4  
Author: The Iceking

Example

-I started watching TLOK yesterday and now im hooked on it!

UrbanDictionary • labsCore

[brisk raft]

watch me translate lorem ipsum

[spring trellis]

yay

my FHD screen for the thinkpad will be here some time soon

[brisk raft]

患者をケアし、患者に従うことは重要ですが、多くの労力と苦痛が伴うような時期に起こります。というのは、最も細かい点に至ると、そこから何らかの利益を得ない限り、いかなる種類の仕事も実践すべきではないからである。

thats Lorem Ipsum in japanese according to my auto translate

IT GIVES THE FULL MEANING TOO

[brisk raft]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇯🇵  Japanese   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

Caring for and following the patient is important, but it comes at a time when it involves a lot of labor and suffering, for in the most minute detail, no work of any kind should be practiced unless some benefit is derived from it.```

Google Translate • labsCore

[spring trellis]

my CPU is at 70c and the fan is at its lowest speed

just turned it up to its maximum speed

[winter girder]

@lapis lava your favorite symbol

[static valley]

well does it?

[brisk raft]

idk

i think it does

[spring trellis]

wow. photoshop doesn't work on sandy bridge CPUs

hate you adobe

[winter girder]

omw!

[spring trellis]

ok see u soon

[winter girder]

it was discontinued 2013

over a decade ago

why attempt to support something that old

[boreal torrent]

Yes?

[boreal torrent]

just use photopea

[boreal torrent]

because modern tech is cringe

[spring trellis]

my 6-core i7-3930K could theoretically run it fine

[lapis lava]

you have one of the most insane takes ive ever seen here tbh

[spring trellis]

it's just AVX2

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow https://x.com/FTC/status/1880344964539797717 theyre coming

FTC (@FTC) on X

Genshin Impact game developer will be banned from selling lootboxes to teens under 16 without parental consent, pay a $20 million fine to settle FTC charges: https://t.co/hGBvbvSUL6 /1

X · Jan 17, 2025, 8:02 PM

[spring trellis]

oh apparently plenty of people have gotten it working anyway

awesome

[bold adder]

WWWWWW

no more dumb children in my 16+ games

[boreal torrent]

I mean it in a fun way

It's just not fun to tinker with

Old laptops were socketed

[lapis lava]

fair

[boreal torrent]

you could just upgrade CPUs just fine

it's peak

[lapis lava]

i feel like laptops were never made for upgradability

[spring trellis]

once i've upgraded everything else in this laptop the CPU and heatsink are next

[lapis lava]

considering the slimmer form factor

[spring trellis]

it was for repairability more than anything

[boreal torrent]

yop

[winter girder]

laptops are like phones

[spring trellis]

shitty dual core i3 to gigachad quad core i7

i can't wait

[boreal torrent]

The current big thing in repairability is the Framework I think

framework so good

[spring trellis]

so expensive

[brisk raft]

my lip hurts

[boreal torrent]

I mean

[winter girder]

i will become ceo at framework so you hate it

[boreal torrent]

It's worth it compared to the competition

[main wyvern]

🚀

[spring trellis]

and it looks too much like a macbook

[winter girder]

🦀

[spring trellis]

why does every laptop manufacturer try to look like apple

[keen kernel]

wait true

[winter girder]

what are you talking about

[spring trellis]

look up the thinkpad x9

[brisk raft]

???

why

[spring trellis]

tell me that isn't just a macbook with a thinkpad sticker on it

[fallow pawn]

0 context clues

[winter girder]

girl what 😭 i dont think this looks like a macbook

[brisk raft]

私の翻訳のオートコレクトもわかりません。

[fallow pawn]

why bro got an inverse notch

[winter girder]

also theres only a limited amount of ways you could design a laptop

[spring trellis]

look at the keyboard area

[brisk raft]

wanna hear a japanese saying

[spring trellis]

oml i hate that

[spring trellis]

not really

[brisk raft]

ok

[spring trellis]

thx for the offer though

[spring trellis]

AI PCs 😭

[lapis lava]

discord has finally added voice support on mobile web

[spring trellis]

i mean i can see why the average consumer would like it of course

[fallow pawn]

one thing Id say is I like laptops that go all the way flat

[main wyvern]

i love vendroid

[brisk raft]

患者をケアし、患者に従うことは重要ですが、多くの労力と苦痛が伴うような時期に起こります。というのは、最も細かい点に至ると、そこから何らかの利益を得ない限り、いかなる種類の仕事も実践すべきではないからである。- Ion (AKA The MaterWelon)

[lapis lava]

this does mean i need to add mic support on vdenhanced

[lapis lava]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇯🇵  Japanese   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

Caring for and following patients is important, but it comes at a time when it involves a lot of labor and suffering, for in the most minute detail, no work of any kind should be practiced unless some benefit is derived from it. - Ion```

Google Translate • labsCore

[fallow pawn]

I think this is pretty cool

[winter girder]

rule 6 🤓☝️

[brisk raft]

fuck.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[lapis lava]

bro just disable your autotranslate

it isn’t that deep

[spring trellis]

ignore the terrible viewing angle i have a better panel coming soon

[lapis lava]

your entire existence in the server has been to be an annoying user, so please try being less of a show off in the future.

[winter girder]

why do you even have it enabled 😭

[fallow pawn]

lmaoo

[keen kernel]

Breaking news: doomPDF creator was impersonated on twitter and a fake cryptocoin was made and then rugpulled

[spring trellis]

i currently have no use for a laptop that can do 180 degrees but it's nice

[fallow pawn]

I have a thinkpad and it has AWFUL viewing angles

cant go back all the way either I think

[spring trellis]

this one was really cheaply specced sadly

cheapest CPU option

cheapest display

[spring trellis]

my newer thinkpad has a pretty good display but i don't use that anymore so

[brisk raft]

The MaterWelon Has Rotted And Died.

[spring trellis]

however despite how bad this display is
it plays anime fine

[fallow pawn]

dam why does it have like a whole physical control panel on the keyboard 😭

[spring trellis]

oml i love those

[spring trellis]

it's super handy

[fallow pawn]

the mic one seems pretty cool

[brisk raft]

I bet you have nuke codes on there from the layout.

[marsh inlet]

why does hdr have to be such a pain in the butt

goin crazy with this thing

[spring trellis]

media keys too (sorta)

something i absolutely hated not having on the newer thinkpad

[fallow pawn]

arrow keys

what is that

one of the keys underwent mitosis

[spring trellis]

back and forward in a browser

[willow heath]

Scam Key

[brisk raft]

yeets the file out of the fucking laptop

[willow heath]

one click = one 12 year old scammed

[lapis lava]

rm -rf /*

[main wyvern]

free robux

[brisk raft]

HEY YOU SCAMMED ME YOU PIECE OF SHI- ||This is a joke, I am of age to be on discord, this is just for laughs, let's go back to other things.||

[spring trellis]

there’s also a “flashlight” at the top next to the webcam

[kind summit]

banned

[brisk raft]

look at the spoiler part

[spring trellis]

lights up the keyboard in the dark

[fallow pawn]

banned

[lapis lava]

iBanned

[spring trellis]

works pretty well but i plan on putting some kapton tape over it to make it warmer

[wicked thunder]

@tired tide hi

[brisk raft]

this is to make me go insane, i'm sure.

[willow heath]

Don't talk to @spring trellis. They're on their laptop right now SCAMMING PEOPLE. What an asshole.

[fallow pawn]

r u caitlyns friend

[tired tide]

who are you

[willow heath]

Idk

[wicked thunder]

yh

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gif-16827398735784581973

[main wyvern]

unlistening lexycat

[fallow pawn]

real? or fake

[tired tide]

@wicked thunder hi

[wicked thunder]

hi

[spring trellis]

there is also a numpad within the keyboard that you can activate

[fallow pawn]

elissa offline I cant tell

[brisk raft]

it just yeets your laptop into lava

[tired tide]

[jaunty trellis]

#🤖-bot-commands message

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gif-16827398735784581973

[fallow pawn]

WHO NEEDS ALL THESE THINGS

[brisk raft]

I am typing the longest message in history

[fallow pawn]

probably guys in the military

[brisk raft]

(Jokes, right?)

[spring trellis]

apparently a french classroom for a school in singapore (i think this is where this was originally)

[fallow pawn]

the numpad is quite silly because it bleeds off to the actual number row

[brisk raft]

balls

that was the longest message in history

[spring trellis]

'Lenovo Singapore' sticker at the bottom
'FRENCH' rubbed off the lid

[lapis lava]

no one cares can you stop being annoying now

[tired tide]

[brisk raft]

4 fucking slices of pizza down, time to down a liter of cocacola.

[fallow pawn]

ngl I dont personally find a use for the numpad

[lapis lava]

do you ever use glide typing and your keyboard thinks that ur typing a venbot command

[jaunty trellis]

same

[fallow pawn]

I have one on my keyboard but never use it

[lapis lava]

i only use for my password

[spring trellis]

but yeah this was the professional line of thinkpads

[fallow pawn]

may get a keyboard without it

[lapis lava]

*963.

else its useless

[jaunty trellis]

65% keeb my beloved <3

[iron canyon]

[main wyvern]

75% my beloved

[jaunty trellis]

I have a 100% next to me that's just for vms that I use like once a week

[tired tide]

what percent is the full keyboard just no keypad

[spring trellis]

now i just need this one

[jaunty trellis]

tkl

[tired tide]

yea

[spring trellis]

a dual screen thinkpad

[tired tide]

love those

[jaunty trellis]

85 I think?

or is 85 and tkl different

idek

[tired tide]

idk

[lavish owl]

TKL is 80%

[jaunty trellis]

oh

[tired tide]

tats wat i thought

[iron canyon]

@wicked thunder

[spring trellis]

i beat my monkeytype record on this keyboard

[jaunty trellis]

I wanna get a split keeb next

they're cool

[main wyvern]

ME TOO

i want one with qmk firmware

[jaunty trellis]

qmk so good

I hate that my current keeb has literally nothing

I debated if I wanna spend the time and effort to make smth myself but decied not to

[main wyvern]

i might just get a keychron q11 or somethign

[spring trellis]

has a second screen for discord moderation while doing work. this is the perfect laptop

[stiff urchin]

that smol one is soo cute

[main wyvern]

what the flip

built in?

[spring trellis]

soon

[jaunty trellis]

[spring trellis]

yeah you just flip a latch and slide it out

[main wyvern]

damn

[jaunty trellis]

ngl I might learn some other layout than qwerty once I get a split keeb

[spring trellis]

the laptop is heavy asf, especially on your wallet

[main wyvern]

i would try to use an alternative layout but i'd have to change keybinds for a lot of stuff

and i don't feel like doing that

[spring trellis]

older X-series thinkpads are really cute

[jaunty trellis]

shrimply make quick switcher

[main wyvern]

yeah but i don't wanna have to switch constantly

[spring trellis]

notice the lack of a trackpad

12 inch display

i kinda want one
even though i've never been big into small laptops

the keyboard is really nice to type on and they have a good layout

fn + pageup (the two corner keys) activate the light

i have a lot of plans with my T520

[kind summit]

is black desert fun or

fuck it im playing plague inc

im that bored

genshin is a lil tedious rn

[keen junco]

@paper gate rocket inbound

[main wyvern]

Blazingly Fast

[keen junco]

yop

its running rust

[kind summit]

i wanna do something funny

[keen junco]

or should i say

[kind summit]

but I might get yelled at

[keen junco]

flying rust

[tired tide]

ankle

[paper gate]

ankle

[iron canyon]

ankle

[wicked thunder]

alya

[spring trellis]

LOL

[burnt root]

@paper gate Hello

Dont be fooled by these people

[paper gate]

hello

[burnt root]

they are temporary

do not fret

[iron canyon]

caitlyn is a fraud

[lapis lava]

@paper gate Sent from my iPhone

[main wyvern]

@paper gate You are being monitored.

[tired tide]

who is temporary

[paper gate]

thank you

[tired tide]

im gonna live forever

[iron canyon]

we are permanent

[spring trellis]

kid named temporary:

[burnt root]

@paper gate I found a really cool image

[spring trellis]

the coil whine on this laptop is a bit loud but it's tolerable

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1252056433697226782/caption-2.gif

[tired tide]

@burnt root

[burnt root]

don't ping me

[iron canyon]

@burnt root

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1253556621905362996/caption.gif

[lapis lava]

alright that’s enough reddit for today

[burnt root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/289556910426816513/2b64d2cd92a69d192c5c143a74975d65.webp?size=1024&format=webp

@paper gate i found this cool image

[iron canyon]

unfind it

[burnt root]

they are hooligans

[kind summit]

😭

[burnt root]

i didn't wish for them to be here