🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[spring trellis]

my friend’s room

[fallow pawn]

Wth

[spring trellis]

it’s probably worse now

this was a year ago

[rigid stratus]

whats the latest and greatest vencord replacement on android, aliucord has been dead for a while and vendettaxposed stopped working too

[lapis lava]

aliucord isn’t dead.

[rigid stratus]

last time i checked it was on a ancient discord version from months ago

[fallow pawn]

that doesnt mean its dead xD

aliucord chose to be on an old discord version, its still being worked on

[wooden socket]

It's -1 here

[rigid stratus]

mhmm, welp. id rather have months of features than some mods then

thanks for informing me, tho

[keen kernel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/eaglercraft/s/NDFfD9BgEe

[rigid stratus]

vendetta was nice because it injected in any version

[lapis lava]

many features were backported

[stiff urchin]

none of the commands after the rm -rf would even work 😭

peak skid code

[paper gate]

aliucord isnt dead

[keen kernel]

Aliucord try to forward messages challenge:

Aliucord markdown challenge:

Aliucord voice messages [without plugin] challenge:

[paper gate]

none of those are critical features

markdown is partially backported
forwarded messages are in progress
voice messages has p;lugin

but voice messages useless i think

i never use

@wide leaf

you do

@wide leaf is duke irl

nop

[paper gate]

Two Hawks

[paper gate]

mugman does sound like this

[shrewd imp]

A song with "V-Band" in the lyrics.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

what is this

[keen kernel]

🎵 Two hawks having [vban]

that's my transcription

[modern epoch]

😭

[main wyvern]

what the hell

[fallow pawn]

linux mode

[modern epoch]

the

[keen kernel]

I can't even listen to them myself

Because I'm on aliucord

😭

[modern epoch]

They’re terrible

just telling you

[keen kernel]

Oh ok thanks

I will pretend they are amazing

[modern epoch]

same

[sweet blaze]

Skill issue

[keen kernel]

Watch as they play some audio file from another channel

[modern epoch]

[keen kernel]

that plugin sucks so much

[sweet blaze]

At least it works

Sometimes

[keen kernel]

Yeah, sometimes

😭

[modern epoch]

sometimes

[haughty maple]

Did shiggy come from here?

[sweet blaze]

No

[sudden sun]

@open pasture

[spring trellis]

should i admit that i laughed for like 5 minutes straight at this

[paper gate]

@sweet blaze hiii

[sweet blaze]

hiiiiiiiiii

@paper gate

[spark crescent]

cat

[jaunty trellis]

welp I can't eep and now I'm not tired anymore

am cooked

[digital kettle]

is my phone homescreen too basic

[digital kettle]

why is Spotify just

away

s23fe

[jaunty trellis]

fwiw I spend way too much time on ricing

[lapis lava]

• icon overlaps over mountain
• empty space

iphone 13

Sent from my iPhone

[digital kettle]

sent from my 1000$ emoji machine

[jaunty trellis]

unsane

[lapis lava]

my desktop

[digital kettle]

any professional investors here

which crypto do I invest in

a what

[lapis lava]

bitcoin probably

[digital kettle]

too basic

is monero good

[lapis lava]

because trump is a cryptobro it gained value when he was elected

[lapis lava]

idk

[shrewd imp]

No, Monero is not Google. Monero is a cryptocurrency focused on privacy, while Google is a multinational technology company. They are completely different entities.

[digital kettle]

actually crypto is good idk why nazis use it alot

[shrewd imp]

Whether Monero is "good" depends entirely on your priorities and perspective. There's no single answer. Here's a breakdown of its pros and cons:

Pros:

• Privacy: This is Monero's main selling point. Its sophisticated cryptography obscures transaction details, making it significantly more private than Bitcoin or other cryptocurrencies. This is attractive to users who value anonymity for various reasons, including protecting financial privacy or conducting transactions in regions with censorship or restrictions.

• Security: Monero's cryptographic design is considered robust, and it has a long history without major security breaches. Its ring signatures and stealth addresses enhance security.

• Decentralization: Monero operates on a decentralized network, making it resistant to censorship and single points of failure.

• Fungibility: Because transactions are private, all Monero coins are essentially identical. This is important for its usability and potential adoption. This contrasts with Bitcoin where some coins might have a tainted history, reducing their value.

Cons:

• Regulation and Scrutiny: Its strong privacy features make it attractive to illicit activities, leading to regulatory scrutiny and potential legal challenges in some jurisdictions. This could limit its adoption and create uncertainty for users.

• Complexity: Monero's technology is more complex than some other cryptocurrencies, which can be a barrier for entry for less technically savvy users.

• Price Volatility: Like most cryptocurrencies, Monero's price is highly volatile and subject to market fluctuations.

• Limited Adoption: Compared to Bitcoin or Ethereum, Monero has a smaller user base and fewer merchant integrations. This can limit its practical use cases.

• Tainted Reputation: Due to its association with privacy, it can be unfairly linked to illegal activities, which can damage its reputation and hinder mainstream adoption.

In summary:

Monero is a powerful cryptocurrency with a strong focus on privacy. If privacy is your top priority, Monero is a compelling option. However, you should carefully weigh its potential downsides, including regulatory risks and limitations in usability and adoption. It's crucial to understand the implications of using a privacy-focused cryptocurrency before you decide if it's "good" for you.

[lapis lava]

yappppp

[digital kettle]

wha ru yapping about

[jaunty trellis]

monero is based for if you wanna use it to pay for smth and shit as an investment cuz the price is pretty much flat

[digital kettle]

@lapis lava is iphone 13 with dynamic island

[lapis lava]

no

i think only 14 and up

[digital kettle]

or dynamic island 14 pro max and up

oh yeah why doesn't 14 have apple intelligence

even samsung gave ai to their 3 year old s series devices

[jaunty trellis]

bloat

[digital kettle]

isnt it like

4gb

apple intelligence

[jaunty trellis]

I need ai to stop existing

[main wyvern]

vencoin

[digital kettle]

@main wyvern

[main wyvern]

do you have a windows computer or mac i can destroy

[digital kettle]

hai

i never used windows or mac

but i do have a Panasonic laptop from 1999 that runs windows 98

[lapis lava]

2

bad laptops

[main wyvern]

Yes, they state their age in this message

[digital kettle]

M4 chip is mid

middest cpu ever

[lapis lava]

when they start dying ill probably slap fedora kde on them

[main wyvern]

good

[jaunty trellis]

love

[lapis lava]

yop

[jaunty trellis]

hm

[digital kettle]

why does iphone 16 look bad

[lapis lava]

looks great imo

[digital kettle]

the cameras

[jaunty trellis]

it do be looking like a phone

[digital kettle]

well pro max is literally the same thing since 2021

[kind summit]

Hai nino 👋

[lapis lava]

hi

[paper gate]

@lapis lava eep

[lapis lava]

obviously zoot will husk anything painting apple in good light

[lapis lava]

wrong

[digital kettle]

@paper gate i don't like apple

[paper gate]

nop i husk cause youd say it looks good just cause its apple

[kind summit]

Hai zoot

[paper gate]

it could be the ugliest phone and you still say it looks good

[paper gate]

hai

[lapis lava]

nop

iphone se doesn’t look good

same for any old idevice with touch id

[kind summit]

I know this is a very dumb question

[main wyvern]

idevice

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047009254776774697/1131980262075535460/attachment.gif

[main wyvern]

the game

[lapis lava]

this looks horrid

[kind summit]

I'd like to know more of what you guys talk about, with arch, Linux, programming. General stuff like that

[lapis lava]

trying to be pixel but bad

[digital kettle]

peak

[kind summit]

Cause its fun being here but, idk what exactly to search so

Could just give me general stuff to look into

[paper gate]

the hgame

[digital kettle]

i wonder what would Steve jobs say

to current apple

/srs

[jaunty trellis]

https://wiki.archlinux.org/

[kind summit]

Ty

[paper gate]

@jaunty trellis will fall asleep

[jaunty trellis]

noop

[spark crescent]

butt

[spark epoch]

m

[kind summit]

This would be such a dope job to do

[spring trellis]

cool pfp

[open pasture]

how u do dis cuh

[kind summit]

"That's a fish barcode" there's a term for this now?

[magic root]

i added a script to my servers that redirects malicious packets back to the attacker's machine
looks like it worked

[bold adder]

GG

[vague zenith]

Wee

[magic root]

falls off

[kind summit]

😭

Why is it 13.6 gbs 😭

Am I seeing this in 4K?

[spring trellis]

that’s a fish bar cod 🐟 🗣️

[quasi ravine]

you are now defender of linuy

[buoyant sapphire]

Venchat

how we doing

[kind summit]

Crying laughing

[kind summit]

Haiii ryana

[bold adder]

truly baffling

[rapid aurora]

god it's 2am
i slept for 2 hours

being extremely sick makes you feel like you slept hours

[lavish schooner]

linux balls

:3

[spring trellis]

she was SO MAD for no reason

[magic root]

yay

[rare trout]

Simplified illustration of the Shopify admin with a 500.

[magic root]

vro crashed out

[bold adder]

guhhhh i dont think i have the same english professor as last year

[spring trellis]

why is my dad sending me cat reels

he hates cats

wtf

[bold adder]

i dont think im gonna do so well in english this time

wait i may be saved

[spring trellis]

i am going to send him the fish bar cod 🐟 video

[bold adder]

it says its still the same one

please please please please

[rare trout]

what does she expect the other guy to do

[spring trellis]

literally

[bold adder]

i would

scan the fish

say my bad

and scan my actual card

sob

[rapid aurora]

woah gloomy why block

[rare trout]

have the gym card taped to the fish

[lavish schooner]

who gloomy

[rare trout]

ez win

[bold adder]

oh right i forgot my professor is late evry time

[spring trellis]

i'd copy the barcode on the card then put it on the fish

and scan it

[rare trout]

what like

fucking etch it into the fish

[spring trellis]

yeah

or photocopy it and stick it on

[rare trout]

[bold adder]

its like that stupid pork pay thing

i hated that

[spring trellis]

LOL

[bold adder]

do you guys take fish membership

[spring trellis]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[bold adder]

😭

[rare trout]

what the fuck you talking about

[kind summit]

Pork pay

[spring trellis]

someone glued their card to the bottom of a piece of pork and tapped it

[rare trout]

LMAO

[spring trellis]

at like a fuel station or something

[kind summit]

Ong cashiers

Be tripping bout that

[spring trellis]

oh wait no

[rare trout]

i need that video

[spring trellis]

it was a piece of paper with john pork

and the card was at the bottom

[rare trout]

okay nevermind

i dont want the video

[spring trellis]

but i have that idea in my head now so i might try it

[bold adder]

i would do this

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpX_Y5plBa0

(its an actual croissant)

[spring trellis]

i get way too many temu ads it's so annoying

[spring trellis]

WHAT

[rare trout]

YES

COATED IN PLASTIC

[spring trellis]

"DO YOU WANT A FREE KEYBOARD?"
no

my keyboards are good enough as is

[bold adder]

what the hell am i doing in the business class

im supposed to be in english

[rare trout]

@spring trellis https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8ngHTJFH5Mo?feature=share

[spring trellis]

yo i just realised this laptop has a smart card reader i think

[bold adder]

but apparently theyre in the same place same time

[rare trout]

i need to find an actual good video

there fucking hell https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_LiPNRUrqvY?feature=share

[spring trellis]

how is this like
legal

[rare trout]

china

[bold adder]

wont the quaso

mold

[spring trellis]

the autistic urge to buy a smart card and program it so i can use it to sign in

[rare trout]

they are literally dirt cheap

[spring trellis]

it needs a metallic contact thing

[rapid aurora]

I'm so tired of genshin killing their male characters
like. bro it's obvious now, you want to target that type of audience

[spring trellis]

i just found one for 78 cents

[rare trout]

yeah its on there

[spring trellis]

nvm im idiot they all have one

[rare trout]

i love gemini

LMAO

i fucking cant

[jaunty trellis]

[paper gate]

@jaunty trellis bwah

@lapis lava

[vivid junco]

Maybe leaving my radio email public wasnt a good thing 😭 no clue who this is

[spring trellis]

LOL

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate hop on neovim when

[rare trout]

guys do you wanna play my word search

[signal rose]

is the game to search for a legible word

[lavish schooner]

bwaaaaaaaaaaaa

[paper gate]

never

[rare trout]

why is gemini obsessed with coldplay

[paper gate]

@rare trout you

[rare trout]

thy end is now

[paper gate]

yop

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/die-thy-end-is-now-gif-7461731436631923081

[jaunty trellis]

[jaunty trellis]

zoog is gabriel

[keen junco]

@jaunty trellis you will sleep

[rare trout]

i love just fucking with ai

[jaunty trellis]

nop

[lavish schooner]

i love just fucking ai

[jaunty trellis]

but I have a doctor's appointment in 8 hours where I can hopefully get at least meds and ideally long term treatment

[rare trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/970859606148542474/1189462998952181770/BAA7A92C-A249-40EB-BBE3-D3A368F89685.gif

[paper gate]

@jaunty trellishttps://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-shaking-head-gif-13593506101986476598

[keen junco]

Which is why you will sleep now

[paper gate]

marvin detected

[rare trout]

kill protocol activated

[jaunty trellis]

nop I need to wake up in 3 hours

[keen junco]

How does that make sense

[lavish schooner]

eep for 3 hours

[keen junco]

Do you need 5 hours to prepare

[jaunty trellis]

yes

[rare trout]

less sleep makes you feel worse

[keen junco]

Women

[jaunty trellis]

also school

[lavish schooner]

doesn't that mean she should sleep

[keen junco]

Just skip school

I'll allow it

[rare trout]

no

[lavish schooner]

what time is it for you

[rare trout]

5:00

time to drink

[lavish schooner]

that's impossible

[keen junco]

Too late

[lavish schooner]

it can't be 5:00

that's one timezone behind mine

which is impossible unless you're on some island

[jaunty trellis]

I already have like 10 absences and I can't really take any more unless I wanna do extra work for the courses to compensate

[lavish schooner]

or alaska apparently

[jaunty trellis]

4

[lavish schooner]

are you in hawaii?

Is this 4 PM or AM?

[jaunty trellis]

am

[paper gate]

@keen junco is scared of women

[lavish schooner]

oh

[jaunty trellis]

why the fuck would I be sleeping at 4pm

[keen junco]

Guh

[lavish schooner]

so you're one hour ahead of CET?

[keen junco]

True

[jaunty trellis]

yop

UTC+2

[lavish schooner]

ughhh which country is that

[rare trout]

jamaica

[jaunty trellis]

finland

[lavish schooner]

oh

WAIT

I WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

[jaunty trellis]

[keen junco]

Stupid

[rare trout]

have you played my summer car

[lavish schooner]

MY STUPID ASS IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU"RE IN FINLAND 😭

[jaunty trellis]

yes

[rare trout]

is it accurate

[jaunty trellis]

close enough

[keen junco]

Of course it is

[lavish schooner]

sleep now

:3

[jaunty trellis]

nop

[lavish schooner]

your doctor's appointment is at 12 PM

?

[jaunty trellis]

mhm

and I have chem class at 08:20

[keen junco]

I'm putting you to rest

[jaunty trellis]

[keen junco]

You need your beauty sleep

[lavish schooner]

at what time do you schedule hugs

[jaunty trellis]

yes

[lavish schooner]

:3333

[south belfry]

start the purge neowwww

[heavy gorge]

Yo

My brain start the music of Game “Rabbids Go home” the fuck I was even dreaming about

[spring trellis]

my dad just responded to the fish barcode meme with “WTF?!?!”

[keen junco]

lc.gem please make up some fake news. I need it for a school project

[night blaze]

please make up some fake news. I need it for a sch...

Sure, here's some fake news you can use for your school project:

Headline: "Aliens Land in Central Park, Offer Free Intergalactic Ice Cream"

Body: "In a shocking turn of events, a massive, shimmering spacecraft descended upon Central Park this morning, causing a city-wide frenzy. Eyewitnesses report seeing humanoid figures emerge, resembling classic 'little green men' but with an undeniable fashion sense.

The aliens, who communicate through a series of melodic chirps and whistles, have reportedly offered Earthlings free samples of their intergalactic ice cream, described as tasting like 'cosmic sunshine' and 'stardust sprinkles.'

While initial reactions ranged from panic to disbelief, the mood has shifted towards cautious optimism. New York City residents are currently lining up for their chance to taste the otherworldly treat, with reports of surprisingly long queues forming outside the spacecraft."

Disclaimer: This is a fictional news story created for entertainment purposes only.

Remember to:

• Cite your source: Even for fake news, it's good practice to include a fictional news source (e.g., "The Daily Squonk," "The Intergalactic Times").
• Consider the impact: Think about the potential consequences of your fake news story, even if it's just for a school project.

I hope this helps! Let me know if you'd like a different kind of fake news story.

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[solemn plank]

its over. got JB on the bottle run level

[low flax]

pissbot my beloved

[lavish relic]

lc.gem yo ho ho yarr matey

die

[keen junco]

Don't say that

[lavish relic]

okie :3

disintegrate

[keen junco]

Don't say that either

[lavish relic]

eviscerate

[keen junco]

I'm going to lock you into a room if you keep this up

[lavish relic]

i realised

[spark crescent]

decease

[lavish relic]

if u swap the m and v u become vermin

[keen junco]

No

[lavish relic]

yop

[keen junco]

I don't have an e in my name

[lavish relic]

@keen junco ur now cursed with this knowledge

[keen junco]

There's no knowledge

[lavish relic]

i cast curse of ra

[stark herald]

guess my country

no nevermind dont

[keen junco]

I cast curse of eep

[keen junco]

Isle of Man

[lavish relic]

i didnt eep at all i had the night shift

[keen junco]

You will eep now

[kind summit]

Doggie becomes first to cross border

[lavish relic]

you will sleep forever marvin

[keen junco]

I'll make sure they'll arrest you for that

[lavish relic]

im getting a monster

[lavish relic]

gta san andreas leavemealone

[keen junco]

You're getting a blanket and fall asleep

[lavish relic]

nooo

[keen junco]

Yeeees

[lavish relic]

marvin if i sleep ill die do u want me to die

[keen junco]

No you won't

I won't allow it

[lavish schooner]

antarctica

[keen junco]

You will be safe during your eep

[lavish schooner]

the electricity is acting weird

stupid winds

at least we don't get any fires around here

Pacific Palisades isn't so lucky though

[lavish relic]

okie

[keen junco]

Goodnight

[lavish schooner]

Power went out for 2 seconds again

[spring trellis]

“verified taco bell employee” on reddit LMFAO

[marble geode]

@open pasture

[bold adder]

💀

[vivid junco]

I don't think this is supposed to happen chat

[main wyvern]

is this an nvidia + wayland moment

[vivid junco]

Perhaps....

[slow crag]

classic

[spring trellis]

why is the arch logo rainbow

nvm

its hyfetch

nice

yes the screen is shit i plan to upgrade it soon

[spark crescent]

Heh... Windows Is Better...

[spring trellis]

sometimes i consider switching back

but nah

[magic root]

charge your laptop

[spring trellis]

yep just plugged it in

[magic root]

i will start naming my packages xxxxxxintel64.tar.gz instead of xxxxxxxamd64.tar.gz

[spring trellis]

good

[lavish schooner]

ngl it would be hilarious if we annexed canada, but we don't need to inherit more problems

[lavish schooner]

xxxxxx-x86_64.tar.gz

[bold adder]

we move all the problems to greenland

[brittle plank]

Hey

Huh thats weird

[wraith osprey]

I think its actually really cool for the president elect of the worlds largest military spender to be threatening the sovereignty of their direct neighbor

myself as a Canadian I can say that one of our core values is not being american

they'd steamroll us simply because of proximity but thered be many a car bomb

[vivid junco]

I don't think windows is good for my server

[wraith osprey]

states rights? nuh uh youre federal property now

northwest territories type property

not Nunavut property

[mortal rose]

i shit myself

[wraith osprey]

good job

[spark crescent]

the s in windows stands for server 😎

the g in windows stands for good

[vivid junco]

I'd rather have KVM & QEMU thanks

And cli

[river thunder]

@hollow surge, <t:1736222663:R>: the game

@hollow surge, <t:1736223410:R>: the game

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey canada will be deleted soon

[latent quiver]

that is fucking hilarious

peak fox news

[winter girder]

@lapis lava

[haughty echo]

i dont hear it anymore when someone joins or leaves a call does anyone know the reason for this or maybe have/had this too?

idk if related to vencord

[noble quest]

@paper gate i will force you to fix vencord plugins

[cobalt echo]

Good morning everyone

[soft wadi]

guys do i get a tamagotchi

[bold adder]

💀

https://fxtwitter.com/ZZZ_EN/status/1876841320754676178 HOLY

[edgy ermine]

could be streamer mode or you just disabled the sound

toggle this back on

[lavish schooner]

if only I bought Bitcoin before the election

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine haiiii

9.1

[junior ridge]

blob

i got my nas back on finally :3

i got hard drive

ok mayb not

[vivid junco]

we love java controlled IPMI

[junior ridge]

:3

[vivid junco]

I use VNC because yes

[open pasture]

Dear Proxies
is this a school unblocking website reference

[mortal rose]

i am scared

[bold adder]

terminal analog horror

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/dazz-dazzlinglight99-ateez-hongjoong-ateez-cute-gif-12109598506528946774

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/astra-yao-cute-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-pretty-gif-1271698621031460458

[vivid junco]

I got 2.4TB lol

but raid

was hungry

and took 800GB away :c

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-chibi-mita-gif-7045194875119655768

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[vivid junco]

hello person

[glass shell]

guh

[noble quest]

since when can steam send codeblocks

[vivid junco]

Since 2020

i think

[spring trellis]

hi

[spark crescent]

16gb sodimm ram

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-gif-3530100253922840580

[spring trellis]

I'VE SEEN THAT GUY

forgot his name

[soft wadi]

chat did i glow down

[open pasture]

nah

[cinder goblet]

hi chat

i am on a ship

i have anxiety about missing my flight it’s in 3 hours

💔💔💔

[deep token]

no actually

[deep token]

dw ur gonna make it

:3

[cinder goblet]

im going to a city ive been to twice and i barley know how to use public transport in 😭

[deep token]

😭

[cinder goblet]

i’ve got like 12€ which is barely enough for the train ticket to the airport

[deep token]

i sometimes struggle using it in the city that im every day in

😭

[cinder goblet]

i just go to college and home it’s really easy in my city cause it’s not that big

but athens is MASSIVE

[sudden sun]

@edgy ermine hiiiii oomf

[winter girder]

not enough for food at the airport 💔

how and why do people pay for ssls

[viral cape]

@paper gate is this you

[open pasture]

barley

[bold adder]

he likes like my bed sheets

looks

[fluid bramble]

grrr

whens vencord

next update

i want new plugins

[winter girder]

you make me hungry

[viral cape]

this is not the complaints department

[winter girder]

nino go to bed

[fluid bramble]

where

[lapis lava]

the next vencord update will come when it will. this is a free project and you aren’t entitled to any

[winter girder]

you have school tomorrow

[bold adder]

yo idfk what happened but i got extra vegetables in my ramen

[fluid bramble]

[winter girder]

i want to go back to school

[viral cape]

make your own update

[winter girder]

life has been depressing

imagine if @lapis lava got a low taper fade

how is it 12 in vancouver

ohh

i thought it was clsoer to ontario

[fluid bramble]

grrrrrr

[winter girder]

a cleared sky is always so boring

cloudy is better

[shrewd marsh]

so true, also nice for photos

[viral cape]

there are actually new plugins being developed by users it's just that nobody merges the code in

no i can't change that i am a victim of it too

[fluid bramble]

check ur bed

[winter girder]

check your closet next

[fluid bramble]

check ur car

[winter girder]

nice one liberal

i dont have one

[fluid bramble]

check ur gf-

[winter girder]

loser

i dont have one

[fluid bramble]

stop spamming husk

[bold adder]

i found out there's people on my floor that do a gang smoke in someone's room

guhhh

[winter girder]

ask them for some weed

ask them for a pen

[lapis lava]

vban @fluid bramble weird

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned dreamoftheage (@fluid bramble)

[bold adder]

[winter girder]

vban @lapis lava canadian

[lapis lava]

then get one

[winter girder]

i dont want a gf

[viral cape]

[lapis lava]

then get a bf

[winter girder]

easier said then done

everyone at my school is straight

[lapis lava]

fair enough

[winter girder]

😔

[winter girder]

go to bed

[spare roost]

hi

[lapis lava]

nop

already started my day

[drifting carbon]

hi

[drifting carbon]

wait

why is your pfp a terrified dog

oh nvm its a meme

[winter girder]

What time is it for you

Why you up so early

[lapis lava]

3am

[lapis lava]

[open pasture]

Chomik

[winter girder]

Why are you starting your day that early

[edgy ermine]

haiiii

[winter girder]

[edgy ermine]

llsc

[drifting carbon]

yeah lol

[winter girder]

Hahalosah

[drifting carbon]

its a meme

[edgy ermine]

currently rewriting my iBoot patcher

[open pasture]

@[e-mail]@[e-mail]@[e-mail]@[e-mail]@[e-mail]

[winter girder]

Make logging colorful

[bold adder]

💀

[lapis lava]

idk

[winter girder]

Wait but there's no border at the top

[lapis lava]

we should trap @winter girder outside of the border wall

[bold adder]

no one lives the north

the lizard man is changing facebook

[tired idol]

is there any way to hide all new message indicators, like servers wide

[sudden sun]

@winter girder @lapis lava hiiii

[bold adder]

hes adding community notes

⠀

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[lapis lava]

hiii

[winter girder]

Then Dr pepper will run Out of money

[winter girder]

Haiì

[tired idol]

i wanted to but i feel like this isn't support

[lapis lava]

v+ needy

[winter girder]

Nino In bad mood

[digital kettle]

i bought a property in Egypt

[drifting carbon]

where

[gentle silo]

maybe #🎨-theme-development

[winter girder]

And what they do for you is they give you the property

[digital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/bought-property-egypt-give-gif-12060490311026397794

[spark crescent]

damn

[drifting carbon]

oh i thought you were actually serious lol

[bold adder]

did you buy the pyramids

[tired idol]

that was passive aggressive but i'm sorry?

i saw it as a general question rather than full support territory, which is why i asked here

[lapis lava]

then you were told it was support, you kept arguing about it, so you got what you got

[tired idol]

that's true, but i wanted to clarify why i posted here so people don't think i'm an uneducated non attention payer

[lapis lava]

okay

well now you know

[tired idol]

it's fine, you guys deal with the worst people ever lol

[deep token]

why tf did you do that

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/osaka-azumanga-daioh-azumanga-diaoh-microwave-gif-761647679170027437

[tired idol]

like i kinda get it especially since it's early in the morning and you aren't in the mood

[bold adder]

linux simultor

[edgy ermine]

no need

im the only one that will ever use this program

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine nini

[edgy ermine]

nini!!

[fallow pawn]

colorful iboot patcher is crazy

[winter girder]

@paper gate nini, minky is going to france

[lapis lava]

@edgy ermine add lolcat to iboot patcher logs

[deep token]

@fallow pawn hi gay

[tired idol]

go to belgium

[winter girder]

@edgy ermine add ssh backdoor that sends their ip to your servers

[tired idol]

france but with worse roads

[fallow pawn]

HUGE

[winter girder]

that way you can ssh into their mac

[fallow pawn]

good logs

[edgy ermine]

gaypatch

[winter girder]

ship it, you wont

[edgy ermine]

im never shipping this code

[fallow pawn]

see how it says | lolcat

[winter girder]

just say you hate the gays

[winter girder]

sorry i could read those 4 pixels

[lapis lava]

@winter girder It is the January 8th 2025 and you are watching the Code Report.

[winter girder]

6 if im being generous

[rare trout]

guhhhhh

[winter girder]

okay

[lapis lava]

why do i know this intro by heart

[rare trout]

why do i wake up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat

[winter girder]

@rare trout ello

[rare trout]

this fucking sucks

[tired idol]

this happens when i sleep too early

[lapis lava]

i added it there

[sudden sun]

@tired idol gm oomfie

[slow urchin]

chat i will attempt to tattoo a brand new drawing from the first person that pings me (must draw it in less than 2 minutes)

[tired idol]

hii

[rare trout]

huh?

oh

[fallow pawn]

how lovely

[winter girder]

im not reading this shit

[deep token]

pretty

[winter girder]

very gay

[digital kettle]

PEOPLE SAY THIS PHONE LOOKS BAD?? WHATS WRONG WITH THEM

[winter girder]

2022

[deep token]

assholes

[tired idol]

nice M2 mini

[winter girder]

because it does

[rare trout]

not crunchy enough

[lapis lava]

it does

[edgy ermine]

iPhone 5 my beloved

[slow urchin]

this looks like a hotel soap im ngl

[winter girder]

guess im a asshole

[fallow pawn]

tyty

[digital kettle]

lowk miss 4" phones

[fallow pawn]

[tired idol]

i touched an M4 mini earlier and it's so small

[slow urchin]

these are unusable to me i need like 7 inch minimum phone

[fallow pawn]

I want a M4 mini

so compact

[tired idol]

literally an insane price too, almost feels like a trick

[fallow pawn]

I shall sell my current

not rn though im making an app..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882181508037746689/1314521277213708320/attachment.gif

[digital kettle]

m4 is mid

[tired idol]

get it before tarrifs

[digital kettle]

m3 pro is still enough

useless upgrade

[slow urchin]

beter option: leave U.S.

[fallow pawn]

[tired idol]

you're not wrong

but like 90% of people don't have this option

[slow urchin]

arent presidential terms 4 years

[lapis lava]

top 3 things i would have never thought of seeing:

• elon husk vs justin trudeau

[slow urchin]

if so i plan to attempt to leave literally ASAP

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1876661279542448606

Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on X

1000% 🤣🤣

Twitter · Jan 7, 2025, 4:04 PM

[fallow pawn]

whats the context

[tired idol]

trudeau is still deadlocked until march 24 lol

[fallow pawn]

bc we're talking about the mini pc not the macbooks

[lapis lava]

horrorrrrr

[open pasture]

I cant wait for Canada to become 10 more USA states

[slow urchin]

cuz im 16 rn im not waiting till im fuckin 20 for this guy to be gone

[lapis lava]

“i will put 30% tariffs on canada and make it the 51th state”
trudeau: fuck this shit im out

[lapis lava]

hes not that bad tbh

[tired idol]

this will never happen but IF it did, will nunavut, northwest and yukon join alaska

[slow urchin]

cant wait to be owned by president Annoying J. Orange

[lapis lava]

just total idiot

[slow urchin]

bruh

[fallow pawn]

would be a good upgrade for me

[tired idol]

kim jong orange

[slow urchin]

that sounds racist...

[open pasture]

everyone acting like every politician isnt a shithead

[fallow pawn]

kim jong cracks @slow urchin

[tired idol]

why would it be

[slow urchin]

yeah but some more than others

[open pasture]

no theyre all guilty

tell them get a real job like construction instead of being a politician

[slow urchin]

so is a robber compared to a murder but it doesnt mean they should be viewed the same buddy

[open pasture]

entirely different

[deep token]

this is still fine lol

if you have 16gb ram

[lapis lava]

usa so bad

choose between a braindead president
or an alive president but insane enough to make cologne of him getting smiled at by the flotus

[deep token]

but yeah m4 would be nice

[fallow pawn]

8gb

[tired idol]

this is literally 1930s germany all over again

[deep token]

oh god

[slow urchin]

my point was there are severities to how bad politicians are, they arent all the same, even if they all suck

[deep token]

yeah get a new one

[fallow pawn]

8gb isnt horrible but I would prefer more

[slow urchin]

yes

[open pasture]

this is propaganda

[bold adder]

trump is making a book

[slow urchin]

[slow urchin]

trump is paying advertising team to make him a book*

[deep token]

flexing on u

[fallow pawn]

trust me ur not flexing anything

[cinder goblet]

i ended up getting a cab

[deep token]

fine i flex on saud then

lmao

[tired idol]

i also have 16gb!

[deep token]

he threatened me to steal my macbook multiple times

[fallow pawn]

@deep token when u code u can start flexing on me

[tired idol]

🇬🇱

[digital kettle]

this shirt goes hard

[tired idol]

speaking of greenland, trump did a very silly things

[deep token]

oki

teach me swift or somethig

[drifting carbon]

i should buy a macbook..

[deep token]

🙄

[fallow pawn]

google.com

[tired idol]

and due to that, denmark decided to increase greenland's defense by 1.5 billion dollars

https://bing.es

[digital kettle]

LMAO

[lapis lava]

https://google.it

[drifting carbon]

ruh

[slow urchin]

https://discord.com/channels/1015060230222131221/1300449248869089413
https://discord.com/channels/1015060230222131221/1308549964556795954
u love

[drifting carbon]

https://duckduckno.com

peak search engine

[digital kettle]

https://duck.ai

[open pasture]

aint gonna do much unfortunately

[bold adder]

duckduckno sells your information

[tired idol]

no soy de italia, pero viva españa

[drifting carbon]

no

ai sucks

[tired idol]

he can't really... do anything either

greenland is danish territory and denmark is one of NATO's founding members sooo

[open pasture]

you'd be suprised, those hands move at 5000mph

he is gonna say some very mean words and move his hands like an Italian American

[lapis lava]

@wide leaf will get me

[tired idol]

august 🥰

[drifting carbon]

duckduckno has the best ui out of any search engine!!!

[viral cape]

april

[tired idol]

nothing good happens in august

[open pasture]

😭

[slow urchin]

@rare trout how come duckduckno is working again?

ohhhhhh

the 20 daily

i forgor

nvm

ignore that

love

[stone pawn]

July

[viral cape]

Mice Repel

[bold adder]

how is mice repel indie music

[open pasture]

idk any of these im old now

[lapis lava]

look at this

[stone pawn]

Weezer

[tired idol]

what will quebec be

[lapis lava]

i need to adjust my music taste to be more rizz

[rare trout]

Huhhh

[tired idol]

le teritorie de l'france

[rare trout]

God there goes my money

[fallow pawn]

strings /Applications/checkra1n.app/Contents/MacOS/checkra1n | grep -C 1 -A 3 -E "SHIT" @deep token

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[slow urchin]

chat should i work on my plugin for a bit (possibly refactoring the whole fucking thing cuz it literally checks the entire body with a mutation observer bc i cant get it to find the right nodes any other way) or should i sleep for 2 hours before school

[fallow pawn]

by work u mean typing a prompt right

[lapis lava]

you should not use dom manip in ur plugins

[slow urchin]

no

[viral cape]

average easy to install software mod moment

[lapis lava]

instead learn proper patches

[drifting carbon]

fr

[viral cape]

what does it do

[rare trout]

Tomorrow is jummy Carter day

Jimmy

[tired idol]

ugh, kids these days

[viral cape]

also yes fuck up your sleep schedule indeed good idea trust this advice very good

[tired idol]

not getting sleep at all

[lapis lava]

who is jimmy carter i only know haliey welch and gunner shepardson

[tired idol]

sleep is genuinely so important

[slow urchin]

it's a modern recreation of the "Don't Leak!" plugin

[viral cape]

jimmy carter is dead

[viral cape]

what does that do again

[tired idol]

isn't haily welch some senator

[slow urchin]

no.

[drifting carbon]

us president at the time of the cold war

[slow urchin]

blurs things when screensharing or streaming for privacy

[tired idol]

OH, SHE'S THAT GIRL

[slow urchin]

mine is called PrivacyScreen

[viral cape]

why the fuck do you need mutation observer for that

[regal cradle]

fiio x1 will be better

[lapis lava]

she spat on a mic then got millions of followers then launched talk t*ah then made her crypto scam then vanished

[slow urchin]

i have actually 0 other idea on how to detect streaming

if you have any suggestions go ahead

😭

[tired idol]

honestly, i would do the same too (except the last part)

how could i pass that opportunity

[fallow pawn]

twice the reply the better

[drifting carbon]

and coffeezilla exposed it

[spark crescent]

yay

[slow urchin]

pfft i didnt even realize mb

[tired idol]

i disable all short form content so i'm not caught up on anything

and, you should too

[bold adder]

ruh

[spark crescent]

but how else am i going to watch young sheldon

[tired idol]

WHAT

[lapis lava]

i just never watch it

[tired idol]

OH I'M DUMB

[lapis lava]

and when my friends try to show me shorts i turn away

[slow urchin]

@viral cape

[spark crescent]

i don't know if this is a good idea or a bad idea

[regal cradle]

im sorry but how to get pic perm,i need to post my neofetch here really fast or i will explode

[drifting carbon]

🤯

oh

[slow urchin]

high #five

[bold adder]

💀

[rare trout]

Real

[drifting carbon]

russian invasion of space america incoming!!

[slow urchin]

legit something that would happen

honestly 2025 would be an insane year to get hit by a meteor

or a black hole

[lapis lava]

@rare trout can i try something

[rare trout]

Depends

What is it

[lapis lava]

okay

@rare trout

@rare trout

@rare trout

@rare trout

@rare trout

@rare trout

@rare trout

@rare trout

@rare trout

@rare trout

@rare trout

[rare trout]

Wild

[lapis lava]

there we go

[mystic salmon]

gruh

[winter girder]

@lapis lava

[winter girder]

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

[rare trout]

Someone was looking up cp

[slow urchin]

@lapis lava

[slow urchin]

what 😭

[winter girder]

on what

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

[slow urchin]

duckduckno

[slow urchin]

aopparently

@rare trout all my searches are literally just me spamming "how to kill your bitch wife" "how do i kill my bitch wife" etc

yeah

[rare trout]

Bro ur singlehandly gonna cost me several dollars

[sudden sun]

@bold adder hiiii

[slow urchin]

did you turn autopay on again bro 😭

[winter girder]

can you see what people search

[rare trout]

Only the search

[lapis lava]

why do you wanna kill her

[rare trout]

Not IP or other details

[winter girder]

check the newest search

[rare trout]

No

Not rn

[slow urchin]

the ol' ball and chain

[winter girder]

:*(

[lapis lava]

and on this episode of "and this is why goodperson was a mistake"

[winter girder]

duckduckno is killing itself

its not letting me search

[slow urchin]

WHAT

[rare trout]

Why does kill turn into undress

[slow urchin]

ran out of searches

[lapis lava]

the word choosing is random out of a list

[slow urchin]

20 per day

it was me

[lapis lava]

except most of the time it fits

[slow urchin]

@rare trout

[sudden sun]

gm :3

[slow urchin]

remove that from the list

[bold adder]

haiii

[jaunty trellis]

[bold adder]

what does blyat mean

[jaunty trellis]

fuck

[open pasture]

Doesn't it mean "bitch"

[kind summit]

Woke up, can't go back to sleep

[open pasture]

Rip

[kind summit]

😔

[open pasture]

Put your phone down. Its not helping

[kind summit]

I heard something knocking on my window, idk if I was tripping or not

[open pasture]

Me flashbanging my eyes after waking up and then wondering why can't i sleep now

[bold adder]

that was me

go to sleep

[open pasture]

Sorry

[kind summit]

But there was a square black car slowly driving by each house 😭

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[jaunty trellis]

haiii

[kind summit]

Haiiii

Gnnnn

[sudden sun]

@lapis lava expanded a swift macro and xcode crashed lol

[bold adder]

based grok

grok also thinks trump shouldnt rename the gulf of mexico

[winter girder]

@rare trout im hosting your brain on a 4gb server

your brain is simpily a client communicating with my server

[rare trout]

Yop

[bold adder]

i wonder what the color recognition is gonna be used for

[median owl]

um

[winter girder]

@median owl bimsy

[median owl]

hello

please don't call me that lmao

[winter girder]

okay #!/bims/bash

[median owl]

zsh, oh come on

[jaunty trellis]

istg musk is a psyop to distract ppl from what the rest of the us gov is doing

[sudden sun]

lmao

[winter girder]

whta is this from 😭

[lapis lava]

nin0chat/corporate

[winter girder]

fag sex