🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[stone pawn]

we have no time for whatever that was

merely a distraction

[lapis lava]

i mean mommy asmr does have target audience of lonely gooners

[winter girder]

we should lock off topic again

[open pasture]

who let them have money

[lapis lava]

so you can make some easy money

[civic bolt]

we should remove off topic

[maiden trout]

im sorry non white name

[stone pawn]

exactly now you're getting it

[maiden trout]

nuhuh thats the other asmr

[lapis lava]

because 99% still live in their mommy (no pun intended)’s basement and will use her cc

[stone pawn]

yeah we don't talk to those stinky regulars

[open pasture]

cursed

[viral cape]

ok chat

[lapis lava]

now lets drop the topic

[stone pawn]

literally 1984

nino is big brother

[open pasture]

new money moves. my UPS needs a new battery

[maiden trout]

yes colored name.... 😔

[open pasture]

help invest in my new business venture.

The fish WANT lead acid batteries

I say we put all car batteries in the ocean

[lapis lava]

i will drop you in acid

[maiden trout]

why did that make me sound racist helo

[stone pawn]

i had 24 lead acid batteries at one point

[open pasture]

@lapis lava Less than a minute remaining…

[viral cape]

literally insane i want to ask insane question

[open pasture]

you know how electric eels are made?

BATTERIES

[viral cape]

can i ask the one last insane question

[open pasture]

the fish NEED them

[lapis lava]

yop

[winter girder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047332964083712020/1122460166953123901/attachment-2-1.gif

[maiden trout]

at least its not plastic

[stone pawn]

please dont be like whatever the fuck that other one was

[open pasture]

battery casing is plastic

just like your brain

[stone pawn]

well i guess that other one was more of a statement

[winter girder]

my teeth hurt

[open pasture]

sorry

pull them out

[stone pawn]

wash them idk

[lapis lava]

both at the same time

[maiden trout]

mommy asmr is just to comfort people with issues helo

[maiden trout]

not car batteries

[open pasture]

yes it is

https://tenor.com/view/chovypilled-chovy-gup-girls-und-panzer-handshake-gif-7087511589978408639

I have 5 of them next to me

[maiden trout]

im dumb

[open pasture]

we know

[stone pawn]

both are valid ways of taking money from the despate / stupid

[lapis lava]

make mommy asmr -> get degenerate young men that have not felt the touch of a woman ever since they went out of one -> get them to invest in your new $HAWK coin -> rug pull them -> enjoy

[open pasture]

despate

[winter girder]

@lapis lava lets cook meth together

[open pasture]

good business idea

do you know how to bake cookies?

its as easy as that

[winter girder]

@viral cape lets poke holes in condoms at the store together

[stone pawn]

that uniform looks awfuly familiar

[maiden trout]

i almost fit into this demographic

[stone pawn]

not in a good way

[maiden trout]

but i would not invest in a shitcoin

[viral cape]

at least you are a little self aware

[stone pawn]

i would make a shitcoin but im lazy

[lapis lava]

you have a goon tag i cannot take you seriously

[open pasture]

little??

[stone pawn]

also the chances of actually pulling a rug pull off is millions to one

[open pasture]

@open pasture

shes fully aware

[viral cape]

(but doesn't have the moral compass to stop doing it?)

[maiden trout]

i just have crazy mommy issues (im not explaining the lore)

[open pasture]

exactly

[lapis lava]

@open pasture should i start roasting people that say “done” in neko sanc guild archive and their applications are terrible

[open pasture]

cease.

[stone pawn]

you take people seriously here?

[maiden trout]

no i mean like listening to it

[open pasture]

yea

[open pasture]

start producing it

[lapis lava]

real mac…

[viral cape]

thats what i thought she was doing?? unless she is trolling?

[open pasture]

hurry up

[viral cape]

nvm just hopped in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[maiden trout]

microsoft typescript on apple macbook

[open pasture]

no she just consumes it. was listening to it for over 12 hours straight on her profile b4.

 ‼️

[viral cape]

real or customrpc

[open pasture]

either way degen

I didnt care to check

[stone pawn]

trolling? on the internet?

absolutely despicable

how could somebody do sucha thing

[maiden trout]

dude thats my timezone

[open pasture]

me when I commit war crimes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/988895088434360393/1320891904745017364/GeG5tQVWEAADl9b.gif

[open pasture]

your timezone is NOT asmr

[viral cape]

😭 so it's just customrpc

[maiden trout]

no in my timezone its 13:25

[maiden trout]

yeah 😭😭

[open pasture]

shit timezone

[maiden trout]

shut up valve guy

[stone pawn]

bet you're one of them stinky GMT+2 people

[open pasture]

nah im a burger

[stone pawn]

ew

even worse

[open pasture]

make me asmr freak

[open pasture]

I dont pay taxes

[maiden trout]

is this satire

[stone pawn]

cool nobody does

[open pasture]

yes

@lapis lava the open core not booting? Please help

[stone pawn]

you're not special

[open pasture]

Ireland cant collect taxes

you're in a different spot

[stone pawn]

why are we talking about taxes now

[boreal torrent]

Japan seems like a nice country to live in nowadays

[stone pawn]

that's just about the last thing id want to talk about

[open pasture]

TAXES are anti-money making

[maiden trout]

maybe if you arent a woman

[boreal torrent]

Work culture is way better than before

[stone pawn]

unless its my tax return

[boreal torrent]

than it was

decades ago

[boreal torrent]

how so

[open pasture]

erm you need to pay taxes to get a return

[maiden trout]

japanese work culture is sooo good 😻😻

[boreal torrent]

Nowadays

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015060231060983891/1212567726204129291/IMG_3242.gif

[stone pawn]

unlike burger land we dont have to calculate our tax

[boreal torrent]

forgot to mention

[stone pawn]

it just gets done on its own

[boreal torrent]

Japan work times are mostly normal nowadays

[open pasture]

just hire someone out

[boreal torrent]

Comparable to most western countries

[maiden trout]

see the thing about japan and women

is that um

[boreal torrent]

The average Brazilian already works like 14 hours a day

[stone pawn]

that costs money

[boreal torrent]

Japan would be a huge upgrade eitherway 😭

[open pasture]

good expense they help with my investments too

[stone pawn]

why would i want to spend money to spend more money

[stone pawn]

cope

[boreal torrent]

What thing...

[open pasture]

literally not

up 15% compared to if I did it solo

[stone pawn]

im not hiring a fucking accountant to do my taxes

[open pasture]

hire one for investments too

[stone pawn]

i'll just invest that tax money into removing the IRS people that come to my house

[maiden trout]

this thing...

[stone pawn]

or to pay off the irs people

[last siren]

I’m not Brazilian but I plan on having 24 hour shifts

[boreal torrent]

???

[last siren]

[open pasture]

cannon

[maiden trout]

i'll let you guess

[boreal torrent]

14 hours a day to get less than 300 dollars a month by the way

it's not very fun

[boreal torrent]

just tell it already

bruh

[open pasture]

yeah its horrible

[stone pawn]

fuck that, with the right paperwork you can buy a mingun

[open pasture]

its why their birthrates down

[open pasture]

X

[maiden trout]

no is against rules

[boreal torrent]

???????

[open pasture]

you cannot affoard it

[maiden trout]

its even worse in korea

[open pasture]

Korea needs to be nuked

[stone pawn]

i'll take out a loan and be in debt for the rest of my life

[open pasture]

cant wait for Best Korea to destroy them

[maiden trout]

both of them 😭😭😭

[open pasture]

wild

[open pasture]

false

[boreal torrent]

Korea is one of the least progressive countries in Asia anyway

[stone pawn]

worth it

[boreal torrent]

Japan is heaven compared to South Korea lmfao

[stone pawn]

still a preferable alternative to calculating my taxes

[winter girder]

this is literally so incorrect 😭🙏

[maiden trout]

it doesnt matter how orogressive they are

[open pasture]

true

[winter girder]

anywhere outside of tokyo is hell

[open pasture]

I built my AR10 for T4

[winter girder]

you clearly dont know anything about japan

[stone pawn]

does this apply to the whole world

[boreal torrent]

How so

[boreal torrent]

...It literally does

[open pasture]

it does

[boreal torrent]

[winter girder]

i know people who work in japan and they have long work hours on top of being paid minimum wage

[maiden trout]

no i mean

with the whole issue around women

[boreal torrent]

Yeah. Same in Brazil

[maiden trout]

it wont matter how progressuve they are

[winter girder]

working conditions there are hell and overworking

[boreal torrent]

We work 12 to 16 hours a day to get paid less than $300 a month

A lot of areas, including IT, are shifting to decent work hours

I'd be working with IT anyway

[open pasture]

uhhh based

[boreal torrent]

you didn't even say what the issue is

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/reisen-udongein-inaba-tewi-inaba-ears-gif-6240294466357043266

[maiden trout]

you havent figured it out and i wont tell you

[sullen axle]

vencord hasnt updates since last year wheeze yourmom

[winter girder]

"theres a big problem but im not gonna tell you"

[boreal torrent]

^^

[maiden trout]

dude i really would

[boreal torrent]

"There's a problem, just trust me"

[maiden trout]

it loterally nreaks rules bro

[boreal torrent]

what rule...

[maiden trout]

what are u expecti g of me

[stone pawn]

what if i update it now

[maiden trout]

3 i think

[boreal torrent]

DM me it, maybe?

It doesn't make sense to bring something up

if you aren't going to explain it

😭

[open pasture]

nreaks

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

[winter girder]

nvhhr jumpscare

[lapis lava]

@winter girder

[stone pawn]

i approve

[winter girder]

@lapis lava

im cold

[raw panther]

I'm putting on wool socks rn

[winter girder]

my heater hasnt turned on yet

abd un freezing

[stone pawn]

that is insane

[winter girder]

@lapis lava give me your rasp pi so i can heat up

[stone pawn]

put a jumper on or something

[winter girder]

dont have any clean ones

[stone pawn]

damn

well i cant help with that then

[maiden trout]

get into bed vro

[stone pawn]

imagine not having 5 hoodies

[maiden trout]

real

[raw panther]

I have like 10

[stone pawn]

my batrick hoodie arrives... soon i guess

not really

[winter girder]

i have no blankets

[maiden trout]

i always do that but then fall to eep

[winter girder]

i was sick yesterday so they still have to go through the wash

[maiden trout]

bro are you living in a cardboard box

[stone pawn]

do you have like literally anything

[winter girder]

^^

[stone pawn]

how many clothes do you go through in a day goddamn

[winter girder]

like 2 sets

1 regular clothes the other pajamas

[stone pawn]

how

unless i get my hoodie dirty it lasts like 3 days at least

[cobalt echo]

hi

[lapis lava]

@winter girderaaaaa 😭

[winter girder]

i dont like reusing clothes

[stone pawn]

not even jumpers?

[boreal torrent]

reported....

[open pasture]

same

[boreal torrent]

i have two hoodies i think

or one

[raw panther]

what

[maiden trout]

helli

hello

[cobalt echo]

Got muted

[open pasture]

only clothes I wear without washing again are my flecktarn

[open pasture]

good.

[boreal torrent]

(it could be misinterpreted as ToS violation, minimum age)

nvm

I forgot

[maiden trout]

no lip smacking in #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[raw panther]

no it couldn't

[cobalt echo]

Stop spreading hate please :<

[boreal torrent]

In English we say "we are" and not "we have"

for age

[stone pawn]

i get not wearing tshirts and stuff for more than a day but unless you're sweating or whatever there's nothing wrong in wearing a hoodie or something for like 3 days

[boreal torrent]

i keep forgetting 😭

[stone pawn]

yeah deserved

[boreal torrent]

well

i have 2 hoodies at most

[winter girder]

nop, makes me feel dirty

[boreal torrent]

it is NEVER cold here

i don't need hoodies

[winter girder]

haii

[stone pawn]

please refrain from interrupting our business discussion in such a way again

[maiden trout]

ok pack it in valve guy

[cobalt echo]

Alright lmao

[stone pawn]

well i suppose i can't help that

you just need like 10 of everything then

[maiden trout]

i cannot believe they would mute ikuyo kita

[lapis lava]

macos looks so good...

[maiden trout]

i know we're entitled to our own opinions but that is wrong

[stone pawn]

do not

[lapis lava]

how...

[stone pawn]

general was ascually like kinda fun to chat in today

[spark epoch]

mm

[stone pawn]

do not start the OS debate again 😭

[cobalt echo]

:<

[maiden trout]

banned from kessoku band shows fr

[cobalt echo]

[raw panther]

weird

[cobalt echo]

That's just because I'm active

And there are rules that aren't in #rules ...

[stone pawn]

i thought saying that was pretty obviously against the rules

[maiden trout]

no ear licking in general >:(

[cobalt echo]

What's against the rules

I read them rn

Am I stupid

[stone pawn]

just because they specifically don't state what exact things you can't say doesnt mean you can

[cobalt echo]

And talking about listening to mommy asmr is okay 😭

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[maiden trout]

LMAO

it worms

[raw panther]

lol that took a while

[stone pawn]

tessie is slow today

[maiden trout]

nuhuh

[raw panther]

tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[lapis lava]

anything can be against the rules because of rule 13

[maiden trout]

difference between listening to asmr and talking business

[cobalt echo]

So I should imagine my own rules and follow my own rules? That's what you're saying basically

[stone pawn]

rules are guidelines, use common sense

[maiden trout]

vencord is the land of the free

[cobalt echo]

I have autism I don't have common sense,,,

[stone pawn]

somebody that may or may not be underage talking about ear licking in general is obviously not something that people wanna see

[cobalt echo]

I won't argue with you so I might as well just be quiet

[open pasture]

how is that hate

[maiden trout]

i have autism too

[open pasture]

Make money moves or you aint making it

[maiden trout]

just get a lobotomy and replace your autism with brain damage

[cobalt echo]

[stone pawn]

don't mean to brag but i have $0.31 in my steam wallet

[open pasture]

rich

[stone pawn]

wait nvm its $0 now

i bought some games

gotta sell more steam trading gards then manipulate the steam marketplace

just like the wolf of wall street fr

[maiden trout]

bro you are not the spiffing brit

[cobalt echo]

Isn't it like illegal-

[stone pawn]

yes i am aware im not british

thank god

[maiden trout]

nuhuh

its a steam feature

[open pasture]

what.

my background money making is illegal?

[stone pawn]

i will kindap gabe and force him to give me $100 on steam

[open pasture]

he has so much money

and yatchs

[raw panther]

I have nothing in steam wallet but I got this

[stone pawn]

market is gonna crash

[cobalt echo]

When you join Steam, you agree to their Terms of Service, which is a legal contract. If you breach that contract, it means you're engaging in something against the law.

Aka they have the right to sue you

[stone pawn]

sell it quick

[raw panther]

nuh uh

[stone pawn]

i'll buy it off you for a very generous $0.03

[open pasture]

My tf2 inventory got stolen

[stone pawn]

krill issue

[open pasture]

should have cashed out

was homeless then so idrc

[stone pawn]

you can't just declare a new law in a contract lmao

that's just breach of contract

not the same thing

[raw panther]

I can sell you a battle scarred G3SG1 Jungle Dashed for 3 cents

[stone pawn]

sure

[open pasture]

W

[stone pawn]

i will give you something of equal value

[cobalt echo]

It is.
Perhaps in where I live.
If you don't think so, read about epic games suing people for breaching the contract

[stone pawn]

thats a lawsuit over breach of contract

you phrased it there like you can just declare a new law in a contract lol

[open pasture]

absolutely insane

[stone pawn]

also you can't put just anything in one

at least not in the EU

[cobalt echo]

Oh mb

Let's just say it depends on the context

[lapis lava]

lastfm horror

[cobalt echo]

You made the robot cry

[lapis lava]

dont they make enough money from idiots pro subscribers

[cobalt echo]

Greediness is a scary thing.

Milking their users max

[lapis lava]

[stone pawn]

at least they provide you with the option to tell them to fuck off

just get ublock to remove the popup lol

[somber leaf]

How about no ads k thanks

[boreal torrent]

i'm thinking

about getting a jailbroken switch lite

[viral cape]

i dont care

[stone pawn]

you made the poll

[keen kernel]

Honestly sounds fun

[viral cape]

discord will make option to disable poll closure notifications

[boreal torrent]

yeah

by the way

[maiden trout]

no i mean

[boreal torrent]

the Switch Lite is awesome because

you can mod it to have a 5000mAh battery

[maiden trout]

selling cards for real money is a feature

[boreal torrent]

and an OLED screen

that is better than official Nintendo's OLED Switch model 😭

[keen kernel]

😭

[cobalt echo]

It's gambling then

[boreal torrent]

for like

$70

[keen kernel]

GUHH $70

THATS NOT BAD AT ALL

[boreal torrent]

very col

exactly lol

they even got a HDMI mod

[cobalt echo]

That's so cool

[maiden trout]

kinda but you get cards for free so i think its legal

[stone pawn]

guh you can get marketable cards for free?

[keen kernel]

Unfortunately looking closely the kits are all sold out

[boreal torrent]

yea 😔

[cobalt echo]

Perhaps, I’m no expert or anything

[boreal torrent]

Once they get out of pre-order, it should restock anyway

[cobalt echo]

I'm just the government

[maiden trout]

theres like a few free games

[stone pawn]

oh the postal redux ost is on CD

[boreal torrent]

since it's a very new product

[stone pawn]

fun

[rapid aurora]

Hiii

[boreal torrent]

it started being sold like 2 months ago i think

[cobalt echo]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[rapid aurora]

@maiden trout I like your tag

[maiden trout]

even then if you buy a game you dont get the cards, you need to play the games to actually get the cards

[stone pawn]

didn't know that you could access the market without spending money

[rapid aurora]

Who is you unknown
Hiiiu

[stone pawn]

that's crazy

[maiden trout]

ty 🙏

[keen kernel]

snotcatcozy color 🔥🔥

[cobalt echo]

I don't know who is you unknown but I know I'm Celery

[rapid aurora]

HIIIIIIII

[maiden trout]

i have 30 games afking with a shitty py script i made

[rapid aurora]

[keen kernel]

Why did you Blender Explode

[stone pawn]

1 card per week lmao

i thought you only get like 8

and then no more

[cobalt echo]

Is it for me ? :0

[maiden trout]

fr?? they nerfed it that bad??

[keen kernel]

TO THE WOODS

ITS WOODS TIME FOR YOU

[stone pawn]

idk

[stone pawn]

i thought you're the steam trading card expert here

i just buy mine if i really want a badge

[lapis lava]

authentik sooooo bloated

[maiden trout]

idk back in my day i used to get a few bones from farming cards

[open pasture]

chat im gonna buy another 100 scratchers

wish me luck

[stone pawn]

buy 101

remember, your potential profit is 100000000% but you can only lose 100%

you do the math

[open pasture]

I did 100 a few days ago

im making the money

[stone pawn]

good to see there's still some patriots making honest money these days

[open pasture]

🫡

[somber leaf]

Don’t

Why does it seem this whole generation is all in on gambling

Have real hobbies like drinking ||and driving||

[rapid aurora]

YES

[stone pawn]

so true

i'm keeping the tradition alive by going to the pub every weekend

[open pasture]

Predatory advertising and games giving people a gambling addiction before they even turn 18

[rapid aurora]

Because being rich = buying a rope

[somber leaf]

Just play balatro

[somber leaf]

You can do that poor too you know

[blissful jackal]

real

[open pasture]

For a lot of people, their gambling addictions started with csgo or p2w minecraft servers

[cosmic otter]

its really bc the us government decided to reverse the ban on sports betting

[somber leaf]

Never got into it

[open pasture]

Good

[blissful jackal]

They banned it here in Belgium (and I think also in the Netherlands and even France, I think)

[somber leaf]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARED OF DRAFT KINGS THE NEW ONLINE….

[open pasture]

This also contributed a lot

[void ivy]

ah yes

[open pasture]

and the huge uprising in online gambling sites in general

[cosmic otter]

i think sports betting being legalized is what really pushed gambling hard

[void ivy]

i see my balatro influence is spreading

fantastic

[cobalt echo]

YEYYY :3

I love flowers!

[void ivy]

Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!

[viral cape]

Are you saying htis from personal experience

[void ivy]

Foil!

[cosmic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338738891

[void ivy]

foil is the worst thing wheel of fortune can do imo

[open pasture]

kinda?
i used to play p2w minecraft servers as a f2p player

[somber leaf]

Why do People like gambling

[blissful jackal]

balatro? tell me more :)

[cobalt echo]

Adrenaline

[blissful jackal]

I guess when you win, you get like a bit of dopamine

[cosmic otter]

i got a tribulet and got an ecto that hit it

[void ivy]

Balatro is this brand new poker roguelike by Localthunk, an indie game developer. It features fantastic gameplay such as Losing Every Fucking Roll

[blissful jackal]

lmfaoo

[somber leaf]

I don’t get it tho. Or the hits aren’t big enough. I prefer the feeling of almost falling while climbing the mountains here

[blissful jackal]

i see

[open pasture]

Same reason people like league of legends

• dopamine when they win anything notable

[cosmic otter]

wrong

[blissful jackal]

adrenaline and dopamine

yeah

[void ivy]

fuck i was playing earlier and all of my hands

[viral cape]

this reads more like "i was a child who did not care about how bad public minecraft servers were and played them anyway"

[void ivy]

were so horrible

the run was doing okay and then

just

[cosmic otter]

its just dopamine

[void ivy]

Flush? No!

All Mixed Suits!

[somber leaf]

Why are you blaming a child

[blissful jackal]

I mean, maybe a small amount of adrenaline, when the thing rolls and you are about to hit something

[cobalt echo]

Hm, why?

Gambling can trigger an adrenaline rush for many people. The excitement of risk, uncertainty, and the possibility of winning activates the brain's reward system, releasing adrenaline and dopamine. This combination can create a feeling of exhilaration, which is part of what makes gambling so engaging for some individuals.

[cosmic otter]

@void ivy run dying bc the game decided not to draw any god damn face cards

[viral cape]

I don't mean it like that

[blissful jackal]

I mean, that's an issue with the server though, not with the kid playing it

[open pasture]

womp womp I already have my investment money in order

[cosmic otter]

the addictive element is largely dopamine

[viral cape]

i agree

[blissful jackal]

same shit with social media ig

[open pasture]

I mean yeah but I also witnessed a ton of people spending like hundreds of even thousands of real life dollars on things

[somber leaf]

I will never understand gambling addicts. Drinking is my friend

[viral cape]

i have a confession

[open pasture]

Alcohol kills braincells

i was never personally addicted to gambling, but I've seen it damn near at its worst

[cobalt echo]

My hands are sweaty just from thinking about climbing mountains 😬

[open pasture]

saying this as I used to drink 'shine

[stone pawn]

Nothing pairs with drinking like a nice smooth marlboro™ cigarette

[cosmic otter]

i wish i could get a setup like that but im terrible at deck fixing

[open pasture]

also Gambling is great just get good

[void ivy]

usually i play seeded runs to play these sorts of things as practice for deckfixing

[cobalt echo]

We aren't talking about addictions fyi

[stone pawn]

Wow just like you're killing all the fun smh

[viral cape]

my experience with pay to win minecraft servers got overwritten by not actual gameplay more goofing around with the fact it is pay to win and trying to break the server

[open pasture]

I prefer American Spirit Blacks

[open pasture]

no I'm not

[cosmic otter]

are we not talking about gambling addictions?

[somber leaf]

It’s fun you should try

[stone pawn]

Who doesn't love brian damage

[open pasture]

gambling isnt an addiction its a lifestyle

[cobalt echo]

Just gambling in general :)

[open pasture]

[somber leaf]

I called cigarettes Marlboros and sho was so confused lel

[blissful jackal]

we were tho?

[open pasture]

Marlboros are ok

Atleast theyre not camels

Lucky Strike without the filter hits hard

[cobalt echo]

Someone asked why do people gamble, not why they have gambling addictions

[stone pawn]

I have never seen a pack of Marlboros in the UK

[blissful jackal]

Fair enough

[stone pawn]

I know they sell them but they're ridiculously expensivr

[somber leaf]

I thought we were friends. Turns out you’re British

[void ivy]

they're purely an overpriced american thing

[open pasture]

I'm just spending my bonus money on Gambling

im not bleeding

[stone pawn]

How could you accuse me of such a thing

[void ivy]

like yeah they exist here but theyre

not good

[stone pawn]

After all I've done for you

[open pasture]

those are due to EU taxes

[somber leaf]

You said in the UK I assume you live there

[open pasture]

*Eu

[void ivy]

good

lol

[viral cape]

this experience + future experiences on semi-public minecraft servers taught me something
people will build ugly things out of diorite and netherrack and other scraps and sometimes even claim it if the server supports that
the server then becomes ugly hell (generally speaking) so it seems to me like the point of playing these servers is all the plugins to make the game easier

[stone pawn]

Doesn't mean im from there

[cobalt echo]

Isn't it like brianrot

[open pasture]

A ciggie pack nowdays in the USA is half tax

[stone pawn]

Doesn't mean I like it either

[open pasture]

no?

[somber leaf]

Good

[open pasture]

how is alcohol brainrot

[somber leaf]

I forgive you

[cobalt echo]

yes?

[open pasture]

alcohol is brain rot you're saying

are you ok Celery

[somber leaf]

Brain rot inhabits existing cells

[open pasture]

nonsense

[somber leaf]

Alcohol just makes the ones you have left over better

[open pasture]

lombotomies exist

[open pasture]

true I used it to cure depression

[rapid aurora]

Inflation

[cobalt echo]

I thought we were talking about brain damage in general,,,

[open pasture]

no thats just you Celery

[somber leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063184323467034676/1301313209000661092/ezgif-7-6c79bac569.gif

I love woofie

[cobalt echo]

I might be delusional

[burnt maple]

I tried gambling after my friend won 12 thousand euros right infront of my eyes

[open pasture]

I have no braincell but today is my turn with it

[somber leaf]

You are extremely. I’m telling you red wine helps with heart conditions

[burnt maple]

i lost the 100 euros i bet

Never again

[open pasture]

L

did you bet again

[burnt maple]

no

[open pasture]

99% of gamblers QUIT before they hit big

[somber leaf]

100% of people die before they hit big. Be the change the world needs

[open pasture]

be a drunk driver. 90% of accidents are caused by sober drivers

[somber leaf]

Actually shouldn’t everyone around me being bankrupt be a good thing cause I have an advantage in the current market

[open pasture]

we need more drunk drivers

[burnt maple]

I tried getting drunk once and threw up, the second time i tried it i was craving for attention

[somber leaf]

I highly encourage you to continue gambling your savings away

[viral cape]

time to get noped

[open pasture]

I have had 2 bottles of vodka in one evening

[somber leaf]

You’re the giggly friendly kind I guess

[cobalt echo]

Will recommend to my snail

[open pasture]

almost died due to suffocation

[somber leaf]

Don’t they have two hearts or skwnrvjbr

[viral cape]

Nope!

[cobalt echo]

Sorry, I borrowed it for too long

[somber leaf]

What proof? If it was below 50 it ain’t real

[burnt maple]

nooo i was like rly needy for someone

[open pasture]

100 proof.

[burnt maple]

[somber leaf]

Same

[open pasture]

I'm used to drinking shine

[somber leaf]

GOOD

[cobalt echo]

no they have skwnrvjbr5

[open pasture]

I'm probably the definition of educated white trash

[somber leaf]

Ohhhh

[burnt maple]

[somber leaf]

SAME

[mystic salmon]

peak function

[stone pawn]

On the topic of vodka zubrowka lemon is not very good

[open pasture]

use your knowledge for the SHINE

[stone pawn]

Would not recommend

[somber leaf]

Sho kept on trying to dress me nice but I refused to wear anything other than jeans

[open pasture]

fuck I need alcohol

[cobalt echo]

I'm yellow trash 🗑️

[open pasture]

racist

[somber leaf]

Can I say something

[open pasture]

oh no

[cobalt echo]

Sure :)

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-sigewinne-bubbles-flowers-gif-10414246390062753172

[cobalt echo]

No, I'm yellow trash

[open pasture]

hi yellow trash

[somber leaf]

Promise you won’t get mad

[viral cape]

Nope!

[open pasture]

im big lake

[viral cape]

i will get good at balatro one day

[cobalt echo]

I can't, my heart is very soft

[somber leaf]

Then I cannot say it

[open pasture]

eat more rocks

[digital kettle]

oh? bixby is aromantic?

[cobalt echo]

I promise - I'll try to not get mad

[somber leaf]

Nope

[open pasture]

trolled

[somber leaf]

ITS A VOICE ASSISTANT YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY GAVE IT A FEMALE MODEL

[cobalt echo]

Oh.. 😭

[somber leaf]

I’ll dm it if you really want

[burnt maple]

I thought ashleys pfp was House from that tv series

[cobalt echo]

O-okay,,,

[burnt maple]

The one about doctors

[digital kettle]

ok wha if I'm into robots

[lyric temple]

Can somebody tell my what I should write in my RPC..?

[open pasture]

dr drugs

[void ivy]

somehow i feel like if you have to prefix something with "promise not to get mad" you probably shouldnt say it but thats just me

[cobalt echo]

True but honestly is important

[open pasture]

Honesty and trust are the foundation for good friendships

[jaunty trellis]

if I fucked up I wanna be the one to tell you I fucked up since if I let you find out via other means that's just gonna make it worse

[void ivy]

i mean it in the sense of commenting on what someone else has said

like

if you're going to reply to something and it has to be prefixed with "don't get mad please with what im about to say"

[cobalt echo]

Yeah

[void ivy]

its different if its like "oh i fucked up but please dont get mad at me for it i know i did something wrong"

[open pasture]

can I have the braincell back? ita my turn today

[somber leaf]

It’s already been handled~

[jaunty trellis]

fair

[somber leaf]

You can have 3 of mine

[cobalt echo]

Alright, here you go

[open pasture]

thank

[cobalt echo]

My head feels so much lighter :>

I'm a balloon now

🎈

[blissful jackal]

How do people get like the little tag next to their name?
I see them popping up more and more

[open pasture]

they are hackers

[blissful jackal]

no way!!!

[somber leaf]

It’s an icon of their role OR it a guild tag

[blissful jackal]

Guilds?

[somber leaf]

Yep

Good luck getting into one tho

[blissful jackal]

Is that something new?

[somber leaf]

No

It’s pretty old now

[blissful jackal]

Oh I see

[cobalt echo]

Join a guild

[sick mural]

https://github.com/flav-code
github account from 1990

[cobalt echo]

Sus

[sick mural]

Idk how he managed to do it

Fun little exploit

[cobalt echo]

That's just an image lmao

No wonder,,,

[cobalt echo]

I have 2 different guild tags :P

Dev and HUG

[blissful jackal]

Oh?

Do you just switch between the 2?

[cobalt echo]

Mhm, but I just prefer to chat in there than use it just for the tag

[blissful jackal]

Yeah fair fair, but how do you switch between the 2?

[open pasture]

hacker

[dusk bone]

Do you have to leave the server to change tag

[rapid aurora]

I LOVE BIG FLOWERS

@everynyan

[cobalt echo]

[rapid aurora]

OMAGAD

[cobalt echo]

Nope

I can just choose one in the settings

[keen kernel]

Warning: your message has been detected as being potentially cropped out of context (COoC)

[rapid aurora]

I'm a fed

[cobalt echo]

I'm Dev now

[dusk bone]

[somber leaf]

I always knew you were

[cobalt echo]

In the profile

[rapid aurora]

You are under arrest for being too good

[cobalt echo]

Hi a fed I'm celery

[devout gate]

heyyy

[keen kernel]

Flashbacks to banned user

[cobalt echo]

SO MANY FLOWERS

[rapid aurora]

You are under arrest for being kind

[somber leaf]

Sir this is America

[keen kernel]

(a banned user would say this as well)

[cobalt echo]

I'm sorry, please don't take my kindness away 🙏🥺

You know

I'm ready to give it to you

[rapid aurora]

That's what they all say sir+maam

[rapid aurora]

If you see a dancing girl that means you are evil

[keen kernel]

They don't like your kind(ness) so they are arresting you for ur kind(ness)

[cobalt echo]

Are you trying to say something? :0

[somber leaf]

I’m a xe/xhem ACTUALLY

[lapis lava]

i remember

[rapid aurora]

OMG I'M SO SORRY!!!!

[open pasture]

I have gifs off

[keen kernel]

The banned user in question has been banned

[cobalt echo]

That's mavuika 😭

[boreal torrent]

just set the commit date of smth to 1997

[somber leaf]

A member used to say “hi X I’m Y” to everyone who said “I’m X”

[boreal torrent]

i think that should work

[open pasture]

Hi X I'm big lake

[rapid aurora]

that was just a trick
You are under arrest

[keen kernel]

This is the most nothing sentence I've ever typed

[boreal torrent]

all my fellas don't fw malwina

[cobalt echo]

No... Take me away now,,,

[sick mural]

Any commit to a repo?

[lapis lava]

time to login as nin0chat bot and see what is happening

[somber leaf]

To be honest in VC I can’t understand a single world malwina says but they’re nice

[boreal torrent]

yea

[boreal torrent]

not very nice to black people i guess

[sick mural]

Will try https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1305246097115185212.webp?size=48&name=Troll

[lapis lava]

since im too lazy to install on macos ill just open another tty

[keen kernel]

Guhchat

[somber leaf]

What?

[rapid aurora]

@somber leaf your emojis look like mavuika

[cobalt echo]

[lapis lava]

she spelled out hard r in reactions i think

[keen kernel]

Guh react this message

[somber leaf]

In my name?

[somber leaf]

MALWINA did?

[boreal torrent]

she got banned for reacting with hard r

[keen kernel]

INSANE

[boreal torrent]

both are banned now. ironic innit

[rapid aurora]

No the emojis you usually use
Your sona

[cobalt echo]

I'm missing some context def

[open pasture]

war crimes

[lapis lava]

almost this entire friend group vanished

[somber leaf]

Holy shit lmao

[boreal torrent]

what's the friend group

i can't recall it

[cobalt echo]

Uh oh

[rapid aurora]

well well well (TikTok edits)
Sorry

[boreal torrent]

what does that even mean

[keen kernel]

I don't watch tiktok

[cobalt echo]

Brianrot

[keen kernel]

I don't have the brainrot

[somber leaf]

Stella, code, malwina, Ashley, and a few others

[keen kernel]

Family guy momen rot

[boreal torrent]

OH

all the weirdos fr

i remember that malwina ex-gf dm'ed me once

[somber leaf]

||You can’t say that they’re all trans||

[boreal torrent]

saying that malwina is annoying af

😭

[boreal torrent]

so am I...

[somber leaf]

[rapid aurora]

It's a cringe TikTok brainrot edits
When they keep getting footage of some embarrassing clips and keep saying "well well well"

For example they keep getting footages of a black person steals something, they zoom at his face and keep saying save Europe or some shit like that

Nobody understands my twisted jokes 😞

[boreal torrent]

the funniest part about malwina's ban to me

is that it fucking contributes to the eastern european stereotype

😭

[somber leaf]

Oh you mean these? My sonamotes? My big ol red hair girl? MY DOUBLE STUFFED…

[cobalt echo]

[somber leaf]

Holy shit I didn’t know she was from there that’s so based

[cobalt echo]

I like your emojis

[somber leaf]

Thank you sho did them all

[cobalt echo]

[somber leaf]

I need to chill with talking about sho or ima get banned for e-dating

[boreal torrent]

L

[somber leaf]

How is that an L moment

[cobalt echo]

Create a new server and talk there

[boreal torrent]

because she's literally contributing to the racist eastern european stereotype

by being a racist eastern european

[cobalt echo]

I think that's the signal we should stop discussing it

[open pasture]

yop

[boreal torrent]

sure thing

[cobalt echo]

Tiramisu

[kind summit]

I screwed up

[boreal torrent]

whyy

[somber leaf]

How

[cobalt echo]

When

[boreal torrent]

Where

[somber leaf]

Who

[cobalt echo]

What

[maiden trout]

BOO!!! didi scare u

[cobalt echo]

Aa

[boreal torrent]

yes

[sick mural]

The 5 ws

[boreal torrent]

i'm so scared rn

i'm awake since 8 PM

it's already noon

i should sleep

[vivid junco]

Chat is this good for a CPU from 2014

[cobalt echo]

Shh

Let him finish

[open pasture]

yes

[kind summit]

Idk I overthink

[boreal torrent]

:/

[vivid junco]

I should say It's 4 CPUs not just one

[open pasture]

I know

[maiden trout]

why are xeons so good

[open pasture]

I recall the thread count from before

[kind summit]

Nm I should keep that stuff to mysel

[cobalt echo]

Mmm mid

[open pasture]

the imc on my friend's E5 1660 V3 smacks close to a 5800X

[boreal torrent]

That's the bare minimum for a 32C/64T CPU multicore score tbh

[maiden trout]

never buy a xeon in the big 25 they are so expensive but like

[boreal torrent]

now show us single-core result...

[maiden trout]

in 2014

[open pasture]

2014........

[vivid junco]

I don't feel like waiting another 10 minutes 😭

[boreal torrent]

So what

Xeons are very powerful

[open pasture]

its a decade old you goober

ehhhh "very" is relative

[boreal torrent]

32C/64T CPUs weren't trash by then

[boreal torrent]

*in multicore performance

[vivid junco]

It's 8C/16T x 4

[boreal torrent]

they suck at single-core

[open pasture]

its still usable for today's standards

[boreal torrent]

okay that's fair

u got 4 cpus that's why 😭

[maiden trout]

should i buy a threadripper

[open pasture]

no

[cobalt echo]

Whatever you want

[open pasture]

no

[boreal torrent]

Do you really need one?

[open pasture]

you dont need one trust me

[maiden trout]

i need cpu

[rapid aurora]

YES!!!!!!!!

[boreal torrent]

Unless you're running a server and need to compile software all day

[maiden trout]

trust me i need a lot of cpu

[boreal torrent]

or need heavy server workload

[open pasture]

get a consumer platform and upgrade every 2 gens

[open pasture]

what do you do

[boreal torrent]

for what

[maiden trout]

compiling

i cannot take this

any longer

[open pasture]

nah youll be fine

what you got rn?

[maiden trout]

free me from my shackles

[boreal torrent]

yeah a threadripper is very overkill

[maiden trout]

IM TIRED OF WAITINF HALF AN HOUR 😭😭😭

[boreal torrent]

unless you're running a server that mass compiles software lmao

[somber leaf]

Thread rippers aren’t honestly that impressive given their much lower clock rates and obtainable ones being zen2/based. a 9950X3D probably out performs it being 1/4 the price

[open pasture]

my 7900X is within 5% multicore of my friend's 3960X

[boreal torrent]

real

[somber leaf]

Core counts means nothing without arch version and clock speeds

[boreal torrent]

just get a modern latest gen ryzen

[open pasture]

this

[boreal torrent]

and you be fine

[open pasture]

much more perf/$$$

[maiden trout]

i5-12600K

[open pasture]

BINTEL 🤢

[boreal torrent]

get a Ryzen 9 9900X and you should be fine ig

[maiden trout]

i know :(

[open pasture]

F pour it out for the homie

[maiden trout]

should i just wait a few years and get a 7800x3D

[boreal torrent]

or if u wanna get smth even better, the 9 9950X3D launches in the end of this month

[open pasture]

no

get a 9950X minimum

[maiden trout]

im cheap

[rapid aurora]

I wish I had my very own sona
Maybe next year

[open pasture]

make a sizeable jump

[rapid aurora]

[somber leaf]

Only “advantage” of thread ripper actually anymore is its ungodly memorybandwidth compared to even DDR5 6000 dual channel.

[boreal torrent]

how were u supposed to get a threadripper then

🥹

[somber leaf]

Which is good for like a ZFS nas or anything that NEEDS it

[open pasture]

😔

no thread ripper..

[civic bolt]

you are crying with an i5-12600k?

[maiden trout]

the cool name is enough to drop thousands on something

[boreal torrent]

I got a Ryzen 3 3200G 😔

it sucks balls

[open pasture]

yeah with no gpu it'd suck

[boreal torrent]

I got a RX 570 (8GB model)

[maiden trout]

yes its decent but i need to compile stuff its like all i do

[boreal torrent]

I don't game on my PC anyway

[somber leaf]

You can get a 5600x and a am4 mobo for a total less than 200 USD these days. Got it for my step brother this Christmas

[boreal torrent]

(other than Minecraft)

[civic bolt]

CPU: 12th Gen Intel i5-12600K (10) @ 4.800GHz i dont have hyperthreading enabled on mine

[open pasture]

my friend in Brasil just went from a 3200g to a 5700X3D would recommend
also that gpu still good

[civic bolt]

and im a gentoo user :D

[open pasture]

no hyperthreading 😔

[civic bolt]

i have LTO enabled globally

[somber leaf]

Controversial statement but hyperthreading and SMT isn’t actually that good without software designed for it.

[civic bolt]

and pgo if possible

[boreal torrent]

I was planning to get a 5700X3D but I don't need an upgrade atm

[civic bolt]

yh

[somber leaf]

?

[maiden trout]

CPU: 12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-12600K (16) @ 4.90 GHz

[civic bolt]

with higher clock too and you is crying 💔

[rapid aurora]

If I had the money I would buy the rtx 3060 with any Ryzen 5
So I can replay red dead in better quality

[open pasture]

my baseclock is that

[maiden trout]

0.1 ghz 😭

[civic bolt]

i ran this pos at 5.1-5.2

at one point

[open pasture]

you should

[civic bolt]

too unstable

[somber leaf]

Please tell me u use march native

[civic bolt]

why would i not ?

[open pasture]

😔

[civic bolt]

only thing that would crash was rustc lol

[somber leaf]

Idk some people don’t. The stock arch pkgbuild does not either its so weird

[open pasture]

bleh

[civic bolt]

gentoooooooooo

crackhead gentoo user

Packages installed: 297

[boreal torrent]

Eepy @paper gate

[somber leaf]

I’ve always been around 500 idk how people get to 1k+

[maiden trout]

i use arch cause its easy and im lazy 😔

[civic bolt]

try LFS

[open pasture]

same

[maiden trout]

i should 😔

[somber leaf]

Many people would burn you here for calling arch easy.

[maiden trout]

i used to daily drive gentoo but i kinda got sick of it

[civic bolt]

arch is easy

[boreal torrent]

how so

arch is very easy

[pliant hill]

Hi chat

[somber leaf]

Idk.

[civic bolt]

good morning

[boreal torrent]

I used to be an Arch user when I was either 11 or 12 man

a 12 year old could use that shit effortlessly

[pliant hill]

Good morning

[maiden trout]

with the aur and everything i think its the one of the easiest distros

[civic bolt]

every distro is easy

[somber leaf]

I’ve used arch for half a decade no other distro besides Debian breaking within 24 hours of installing it and gentoo to just “experience” it

[boreal torrent]

I went from Ubuntu -> Debian -> Arch

[maiden trout]

just cause you need to learn a few commands to install it doesnt really make it an elitist distro in my opinion

[boreal torrent]

before distro hopping to 10000 distros

[somber leaf]

Ubuntu on a shitty laptop -> arch

[boreal torrent]

yop

[kind summit]

I'd use arch Linux, but my schoo would be annoying to do assignments on

[boreal torrent]

I think I have only 253 packages installed

on my NixOS install

[civic bolt]

what do you do on it ?

[open pasture]

I do mapping work on my Arch install

[boreal torrent]

web browsing, i play mc, and i write software

[keen kernel]

HELP I'm listening to "I used to rule the world" original song and my brain keeps filling in the yanderedev version

[maiden trout]

i went linux mint -> kubuntu (i uninstalled it after like 10 minutes) -> linux mint (again) -> arch

[civic bolt]

waow,,

[boreal torrent]

and i'm planning to setup a server on this pc too

[open pasture]

deserved

[civic bolt]

brain damage i think thats called

[open pasture]

I did that without kubuntu

[maiden trout]

i dont think id even count kubuntu

[boreal torrent]

When I was a kid I thought that song was a parody of CaptainSparklez's Minecraft version

[keen kernel]

Yeah I did windows --> arch --> windows --> Linux mint --> dualboot windows

[boreal torrent]

and not the opposite

😭

[maiden trout]

it was literally less than an hour of usage

[open pasture]

coal

[somber leaf]

The mods here hate me for my arch elitism so I cannot say much more

[cobalt echo]

Hello everyone 🤗

[maiden trout]

if we count windows just put windows before all mine

[open pasture]

henlo celery

[civic bolt]

arch is for wimps

[boreal torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sH53vXP2A

absolute cinema

[rapid aurora]

Why's that

[boreal torrent]

arch is for the weaks

all my fellas use BSDs

[civic bolt]

bsd ❤️