🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[boreal torrent]

fucking insane

[harsh minnow]

fire im scared of aliens

and i like sleep

[hollow surge]

brazill is horrible

[stark herald]

Elon Musk will find a cure for the woke virus

[hollow surge]

horrible horrible

[boreal torrent]

oh let's not talk about the GBP too...

[hollow surge]

brazil will explode one day

[boreal torrent]

fucking insane

[stark herald]

what's that crypto

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/discord/status/1874531035297497361

lol

[jaunty trellis]

[hollow surge]

i hate twitter

[boreal torrent]

LMFAO

[hollow surge]

🙏

[main wyvern]

Welcome to Arch Linux!

[hollow surge]

PRAY

PREACH BRO

[fallow drum]

ukrainian war will end and russia will fall, china will fall as a world leader, israel and palestine will find a solution that benefits them both and war will end, gas will be $1, milk will be 50 cents

trump 2025 🔥🔥

[boreal torrent]

bro wtf

what company is paying almost R$5000 for this shit

[rare trout]

2025 will be the year of lightcord

[hollow surge]

i read the breasts grow on your business

[rare trout]

robux

[fallow drum]

north korea will give up and merge with south korea to make just korea once again thanks to trump

[boreal torrent]

https://x.com/numberyear/status/1874319641335804032

one number every year (@numberyear) on X

3

Twitter · Jan 1, 2025, 5:00 AM

peak account

i bet it will to be sold to some crypto scammer one day

[fallow drum]

trump is jesus

[hollow surge]

https://tenor.com/nl/view/discord-meme-buzzer-gif-9038077723586486233

[stark herald]

korea like squid games

[boreal torrent]

jesus wasn't orange

quit orangewashing history

[hollow surge]

oh fuck off

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fW2zzca-X9kAAAAd/discord-meme.gif

[boreal torrent]

just remove the /nl/ headass

[hollow surge]

i'm going to stick your head up your ass

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow see u later

[boreal torrent]

nope

[hollow surge]

yope

[stark herald]

vxtenor

vxvencord.dev

[jaunty trellis]

[harsh minnow]

okay!

[boreal torrent]

i should become a dictator one day

🥰

(in minecraft)

[hollow surge]

u should become brazil's presidente

[boreal torrent]

i don't wanna get shot

[boreal torrent]

nor stabbed

[harsh minnow]

(context: blackjack https://youtu.be/2-FAO3pb2pk )

[boreal torrent]

nor killed by the PCC

[hollow surge]

cant get shoot if everyone is shot already

just saying

[harsh minnow]

this guy is so smart

[hollow surge]

i'm so smart

[boreal torrent]

i'm hungry y'all should bring me food

to my door

[stark herald]

I missed out on new year because my bed so comfortable I fell asleep 2 minutes before 0:00

[boreal torrent]

i wanted to miss new year

but i couldn't

i woke up at 9PM

[hollow surge]

i'm going to poison your food

[boreal torrent]

fast food is already poison

[hollow surge]

haida x retsuko best ship idk why the fandom hates it so much

[wraith osprey]

SAMEE

[hollow surge]

haida x fenneko dumb asf

never

[boreal torrent]

wtf does that mean

[hollow surge]

aggretsuko

[boreal torrent]

oh some ugly furries

[hollow surge]

i'm going to carve a faceshaped hole in your face

[boreal torrent]

nope

go watch a good show like

Mechanimals

[hollow surge]

go watch a good show like aggretsuko

i love aggretsuko

[boreal torrent]

best show of all time

[rare trout]

cybertruck full of fireworks exploded in front of trump tower this morning

[hollow surge]

idk what this is a metaphor to honestly

[boreal torrent]

wow so it's just modern 9/11?

[hollow surge]

sci fi 9 11

[boreal torrent]

2 cybertrucks instead of 2 airplanes

[wraith osprey]

a true terror attack...,

[boreal torrent]

the british are funny

they call the trucks lorries

[rare trout]

cyberlorrie

[boreal torrent]

lorry sounds so goofy

[hollow surge]

a second cybertruck has hit the lorry innit

[boreal torrent]

fuck personality online tests.

[hollow surge]

do i have dyslexia

[boreal torrent]

this is better

which character do you fw the most

yellow is the peakest to me

[hollow surge]

fck personality online tests

don't make sense

too much exceptions

green because it looks like yoshi

[boreal torrent]

mechanimals is canadian???????

[hollow surge]

are those nipples

[boreal torrent]

i thought it was latino

[boreal torrent]

no

ur mentally ill

[hollow surge]

nop

those are nipples

[boreal torrent]

LMAO

[hollow surge]

lie

meet brazil in 4 minutes and the video ends earlier because your phone got stolen

[boreal torrent]

yop

[lavish schooner]

explod

[boreal torrent]

did you know we have pink dolphins

[hollow surge]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/AIRmoQr5F8sAAAAd/cute-anime-pfp.gif

vencord

[boreal torrent]

brazil so peak

[hollow surge]

boto cor de rosa comedor de mulé casada

[boreal torrent]

REALL

[hollow surge]

what even is brazillian folklore bro

[boreal torrent]

folclore brasileiro é a coisa mais goofy que existe

[hollow surge]

we got black man with one leg

[boreal torrent]

pprt

[boreal torrent]

YEA

[hollow surge]

we got indigenous person wtih backwards feet

[boreal torrent]

indigenous redhead even

[hollow surge]

we have pink dolphin that has sex with married women

[boreal torrent]

we got a headless mule

[boreal torrent]

this shit is so funny to me

genuinely

[hollow surge]

who the fuck thought this

[hollow surge]

whhat the fuck

😭

[hollow surge]

also the loira do banheiro

[boreal torrent]

@hollow surge my grandparents say they saw the Saci often

decades ago

I mean

[hollow surge]

your grandparents jut saw a disabled black man

that's all

[boreal torrent]

YEAH

i told them that

they refuse to accept it 😭

[stark herald]

what's saci

[boreal torrent]

🔥

[hollow surge]

brazillians when they see a black person with one leg(it's a reference)

[boreal torrent]

brazilian folklore character

[hollow surge]

black man with one leg

lc.gr saci perereira

[boreal torrent]

black man with one leg who's a huge troll

[hollow surge]

lc.g saci perereira

[night blaze]

Saci

-# Mythological character

Saci is a character in Brazilian folklore. He is a one-legged black man, who smokes a pipe and wears a magical red cap that enables him to disappear and reappear wherever he wishes. [⁽¹⁾](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saci_(Brazilian_folklore\) 'Source')

Learn More <:i:1266361666702934071>

New Year's Day 2025 • Google Search • Page 1/32

[hollow surge]

basically just a black man with one leg that is high on crack

[boreal torrent]

yop

also the biggest troll of all time

such a son of a bitch

[hollow surge]

what's the name of that one guy with the backwards feet

[stark herald]

oh

[stark herald]

Archimedes

[hollow surge]

close enough

[boreal torrent]

Curupira

[hollow surge]

why do their names suck so bad though

fucking saci perereira

curupira

cus PIRAM

[boreal torrent]

pererê*

[stark herald]

I'll name my child that

[hollow surge]

é seila o nome

nao to no brazil foldace

[boreal torrent]

dawg u ain't naming your child curupira

😭

[hollow surge]

🙏

[stark herald]

@boreal torrent if it's a girl it'll be livia

[boreal torrent]

peakest name of all time

[hollow surge]

@if it's a girl it will be if its a girl it will be if it's a girl it will be

[boreal torrent]

livia come from latin

it means blue

[hollow surge]

that one bird

from rio

the movie

[stark herald]

we should make a vencord pact where if any of us has children we make a poll here to choose the name

[boreal torrent]

i ain't carioca

thankfully

[hollow surge]

no

[boreal torrent]

vencord will be dead by then lmfao

[hollow surge]

my newborn will be dead by then

[boreal torrent]

capybaras are the peakest animals of all time

[stark herald]

I should be more scared with a bomb next to me

[boreal torrent]

alongside shoebills

shoebills are so cute man

[hollow surge]

nop

mossballs

[boreal torrent]

they look like contemporary dinosaurs

so cool

[hollow surge]

"cute" they look like they would peck my intestins out

[boreal torrent]

that isn't an animal headass

[boreal torrent]

they're actually very docile

just like Dodos..

poor dodos

:(

[hollow surge]

dodo

[boreal torrent]

yop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo

[hollow surge]

🦤

why do we have a dodo emoji

[boreal torrent]

why not

dodos are the peakest

[hollow surge]

raphus cucullatus

[boreal torrent]

it's sad that

dodos went extinct because they were very dociles

[boreal torrent]

colonizers so evil

[fallow pawn]

no one knows yet but I have a dodo

it’s real

[boreal torrent]

i hate how we can't legally own capybaras in brazil

[hollow surge]

i love how brazillians almost were enslaved but they prefered to absolutely die in war than be owned by portugueses

highlights how fucking stubborn we are

[boreal torrent]

brazilians = africans and indigenous people

[boreal torrent]

my people 🥺

[hollow surge]

i mean the indigenous side

idk i forgot but it was something along those lines

[boreal torrent]

did you know

indigenous people sided with portugal once

to expel the dutch

[hollow surge]

god forbid

[stark herald]

anyone else gets where you constantly imagine scenarios of your death

[hollow surge]

NOT reasonable

i'm in THE DUTCH SIDE OF BELGIUM

[boreal torrent]

Sim, indígenas participaram do conflito entre Portugal e os holandeses, lutando ao lado dos portugueses para expulsar os invasores.
O papel dos indígenas nos conflitos entre portugueses e holandeses é muitas vezes ocultado ou tratado de forma secundária. No entanto, os indígenas tiveram um papel político e militar importante durante esse período.
Um exemplo de indígena que lutou ao lado dos portugueses foi Felipe Camarão, que liderou a insurreição popular contra os holandeses em Pernambuco, em 1645.
Outro exemplo foi Antônio Paraopaba, um guerreiro potiguara que lutou ao lado dos holandeses, especialmente durante a Insurreição Pernambucana. Paraopaba aprendeu a língua holandesa e a doutrina da religião cristã reformada na Holanda, onde viveu por cinco anos.
O domínio holandês no Brasil terminou em 1654, após Portugal e os colonos de Pernambuco mobilizarem-se para expulsar os holandeses.

[boreal torrent]

fym not reasonable

ur from fucking northeast

they were going to kill all your conterrâneos

[hollow surge]

tis a joke...

[boreal torrent]

countrymen

[hollow surge]

but yeah there is a LOT

of dutch infrastructure

in nordeste

recife principally

[boreal torrent]

Rio de Janeiro more like Hell de Janeiro

[hollow surge]

TRUE...

how do people fall for tinder

it's such a dumb concept

"yeah so like we're gonna romanticize and simplify a person to a paragraph and how they look"

[lavish schooner]

aren't there white people as well?

[boreal torrent]

during that time they were the ones enslaving africans and native americans

[rapid aurora]

Pretty sure it's full of a lot of catfish

[lavish schooner]

because for some people, it's good enough, and for other people, it's so bad that they'll keep using the app for an extended period of time...that's my guess?

[lavish schooner]

oh I thought we're talking about present day

my bad

[boreal torrent]

nop

[hollow surge]

present day

present time

hahahahahaha

[boreal torrent]

HAHAHAHA

present day is even more mixed

[lavish schooner]

What's the Portuguese term for "mestizo"

[boreal torrent]

mestiço or pardo

both are acceptable

[cosmic otter]

2014 is only 3 months away

[stone pawn]

Helo

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/bNIhD.gif

[hollow surge]

https://tenor.com/view/2015-3-months-months-months-away-2014-gif-566589035975410273

[boreal torrent]

helo

[stone pawn]

How is you

[boreal torrent]

me well

wbu

[stark herald]

@boreal torrent @lapis lava @open pasture

[humble trench]

topic-NOT-padorus-only

[boreal torrent]

what's that

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/bruhnus-gif-25982543

[stark herald]

My cat

[humble trench]

vmink

[boreal torrent]

i thought it was a giant among us plushie man 😭

[humble trench]

who remembers minkers only thread

[stark herald]

me

[humble trench]

i thought it was flo75689 😭

[boreal torrent]

me

[hollow surge]

if you blur your eyes a little it actaully does look like it

[boreal torrent]

i was going to abbreviate cute people i wanna kms @stark herald

cyberpunk fate

club penguin guys..

[hollow surge]

ts(Transport Stream) pmo(Project Management Office)

[burnt maple]

qtppl

[lavish schooner]

I wonder how that doctor would write Tylenol

[hollow surge]

i can see the p, the l, and a slight hint of a

[boreal torrent]

When my English pronunciation was way more broken

I took a while to realize "qt" meant cute

[lavish schooner]

no it means GTK

[boreal torrent]

I always thought they were referring to the dev toolkit

https://qt-project.org/

so confusing that's messed up

[hollow surge]

nerd

[boreal torrent]

WRONG DOMAIN

[lavish schooner]

I feel as though I too only learned that recently

[lavish schooner]

no, that's correct, sorta

[burnt maple]

nerdy...

Going to put you into nerd prison

[boreal torrent]

😭

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/elysia-honkai-honkai-impact-honkai-impact3rd-elysian-gif-27439627

[dark sequoia]

qt gtk

[lavish schooner]

libadwaita

[boreal torrent]

i should try playing GI again

[humble trench]

new username

[boreal torrent]

hopefully it isn't as bad as it was years ago

i gotta download it on my ps5 tho

[hollow surge]

new username

[boreal torrent]

new username

[hollow surge]

can someone check the delay on my messages

[boreal torrent]

no

i don't have vencord

:/

[hollow surge]

me neither

[boreal torrent]

theming:

[burnt maple]

.

[boreal torrent]

i will download genshin impact rn

is zzz good @burnt maple

[hollow surge]

it's over

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/hoshimi-miyabi-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-big-finger-ok-gif-7518459764649260595

[stark herald]

isn't that so sus

[burnt maple]

I have a friend group to talk and game bunch of hoyo games

so it's fun

[stark herald]

heater makes me sleepy idk if that's a good thing

[boreal torrent]

BRO WAHT THE FUCK

why is genshin impact 126gb now

[hollow surge]

becaus eyou shouldn't play it

[boreal torrent]

it was like

50gb

when i first played it

😭

[burnt maple]

open world game

it's 20 gigs on mobile

[stark herald]

that's more than my phone soace

[burnt maple]

I mean it's a very huge game still... They add a new map like, every 2 months

[boreal torrent]

Guhh?

[burnt maple]

Zzz is 60 gigabytes for example

[arctic anvil]

I spoke too soon

New Orleans Truck attack

Bro it's the first day of the year

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/needy-streamer-overload-needy-girl-overdose-kangel-ame-chan-hatsune-miku-gif-5053684010661635580

[arctic anvil]

Wtf

[keen kernel]

Abstract fart

[rapid aurora]

No more menhera emojis

[boreal torrent]

Downloaded

[rapid aurora]

Are you sure you want to waste almost 2k hours of your life

[hollow surge]

and it's not even with something good

[keen kernel]

Why is it sideways? Are you in VR?

[covert patio]

They dont have playtime counter anywhere do they

[keen kernel]

Genshin vr

[rapid aurora]

I have

[covert patio]

Oh i mean like official

[keen kernel]

quest headsets run android

[covert patio]

I dont want to estimate it

[keen kernel]

It could easily happen

vmink

[boreal torrent]

I just took a Pic of the TV

[boreal torrent]

I won't

[rapid aurora]

Promise?

[boreal torrent]

Yes

[stone pawn]

phone died right as you said that lol

good

finally got some champagne about 20 hours after the new year

[keen kernel]

No more genshin

[wraith osprey]

you either see the number of days you've logged in or you track it yourself

[stone pawn]

clearly it must be a sign

some form of divine intervention

[keen kernel]

Guyz!! Funni!!

[vivid junco]

69 what tho

[stone pawn]

inspect element

[vivid junco]

real

[keen kernel]

Nop

[vivid junco]

also chat is this fast or not

[keen kernel]

I did use a VPN tho from the app store

[stark herald]

69 hawks

[stone pawn]

krill your shelf

[keen kernel]

That's not two...

YOUR DROPBOX IS FULL

AHHHH

SHUT UP DROPBOX

IS THIS WHY PEOPLE DELETE THEIR DROPBOXES

BECAUSE IT SPAMS THEIR EMAIL

[stone pawn]

why would i pay for dropbox

[rapid aurora]

Every gacha game is like :
God of fire, ice...
Oh no the earth is in danger because there are monsters
Fan service characters with unrealistic body/power
Making characters each update that is stronger than the last one so they can make more money

[stark herald]

i delete them

[stone pawn]

when i can buy a hard drive for <$100

with like 6TB of storage

[rapid aurora]

HDD?

[bold adder]

my parents were scared that i would get violent by

watching squid games 2

[stark herald]

my friend has that or something

[bold adder]

bro 😭

[rapid aurora]

Wait I'm dumb be literally said hard drive

[stark herald]

like the mental thing

[covert patio]

Recycling center

[stark herald]

hdd

[stone pawn]

yes?

[vivid junco]

i need faster upload smh

[rapid aurora]

I don't think you can find a good HDD that had 6tb less than $100

[keen kernel]

You can have my 1TB HDD that has Linux mint installed, just please wipe it I don't wanna be hacked 🥺

[stone pawn]

there arent any recycling centers here that i know of, also even if there were it really wouldnt be worth the time, effort and money

[vivid junco]

Is this drive good

[rapid aurora]

I love the plead emoji 🥺

[keen kernel]

[stone pawn]

imagine not encrypting your root partition

[keen kernel]

too much work

[vivid junco]

imagine not manually moving the entire disc yourself

[stone pawn]

literally just put in your password when starting up the puter

[rapid aurora]

It's a hard drive
Who cares if it's good at this point, if it can store your things then It's good

Just make sure you have an ssd

[stark herald]

Storage is very cheap these days haha

[stone pawn]

oops wrong reply

hold on gimme a sec

[vivid junco]

Me with 3 HDDs I use for gaming:

[rapid aurora]

This USB will explode if you say anything bad about china (made by Xiaomi)

[keen kernel]

Ok but there's a 128GB "USB SSD" that's actually an eMMC and is a really good deal

on amazon

it's fast

about $30

[vivid junco]

I fount 6TB for 69.99£

[stone pawn]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00JJIEH3U?psc=1&th=1&linkCode=gs2&tag=pcp0f-21

[keen kernel]

Nice! You just posted the funny number.99! That means I am legally obligated to respond with "Nice!"

[stone pawn]

there's dozens of similar ones on pc part picker

[modern epoch]

drawing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1322908325372891238/IMG_3242.gif

[vivid junco]

@stone pawn what about this though

[stone pawn]

thats not even a good deal though

for a used hard drive?

[vivid junco]

refurbished one apparently

[stone pawn]

how tf do you refurbish a HDD

[jaunty trellis]

refurbished by the manufacturer or a 3rd party

[stone pawn]

do you expect them to replace the platter of the arm or something

[vivid junco]

no clue

[stone pawn]

refurbished by ebay means nothing

[jaunty trellis]

I wouldn't risk it

[stone pawn]

i never look at it

[vivid junco]

Wait is this a good deal or not @stone pawn

[jaunty trellis]

if it's refurbished by the manufacturer and has any sort of warranty then sure otherwise don't

[stone pawn]

id say thats a pretty good deal, but honestly seems too good toe be true

[vivid junco]

I've bought from them before I trust them

[stone pawn]

in that case that is a damn good deal imo

in my very limited experience of buying storage

[jaunty trellis]

that's an amazing deal wtf

[humble trench]

shiggy shiggy yah shiggy yah shiggy yah

drank

swalalalal

[jaunty trellis]

I can't find any 10+ drives for less than 300

[covert patio]

Wassup my shigga

[humble trench]

erm

[covert patio]

Hi

[vivid junco]

I'm on here with 2.4TB lol (minus some for raid0 shit)

[humble trench]

wassup aa55h

guys who uses unraid

[jaunty trellis]

no one

[vivid junco]

Dell my beloved

[jaunty trellis]

hop on truenas

[humble trench]

except me

[covert patio]

Unraid shadow legends

[humble trench]

what is that

[stone pawn]

i really gotta buy more storage for my laptop

[keen kernel]

I use truenas

truenas works

[stone pawn]

but also like a 4TB NVME SSD is like expensive

[boreal torrent]

Still 28 mins for this shit to finish

[stone pawn]

and it has room for two

[humble trench]

is truenas free

[jaunty trellis]

yes

[keen kernel]

Lol I settled for a 500GB SSD from eBay marked as low hours

[stone pawn]

im not gonna pass up the opportunity to have two 4TB NVME SSDs

[jaunty trellis]

and open source

[humble trench]

how do i install it

[stone pawn]

you can just check the smart stats or whatever you call them after they arrive

if the seller has that info listed

[humble trench]

nina

paracetamol

nina likes paracetamol

[stone pawn]

its an os

[jaunty trellis]

you go to truenas website, grab community edition iso, flash iso to stick (or better yet netboot but whatevs), boot installer, do stuff and ur done

[lapis lava]

99% chances there are docs

[keen kernel]

They did have the stats listed but I opted to just use it without testing it

[stone pawn]

you do so like any other linux iso

[humble trench]

1% chance your not a failure

[boreal torrent]

Guhhh

[vivid junco]

I gotta buy more storage for my server lol I have 15 2.5inch SAS HDD bays left

[keen kernel]

STOP NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

[boreal torrent]

It's okay I won't ever give a single cent to MiHoYo

[stone pawn]

2.5"?

ew

[boreal torrent]

I am not deranged

[stone pawn]

thats like laptop harddrive sizes

[vivid junco]

It's a 2U shush

[stone pawn]

i guess you could get like a bunch of sata ssds or something

[rare trout]

https://github.com/LovenseFunny/LovenseRBLX

[humble trench]

joking btw

[rare trout]

i cant even

[vivid junco]

*SAS

I'm forced to use SAS 😔

[humble trench]

i have a very rare username in nina git https://git.nin0.dev/d

[stone pawn]

my condolences

that's probably why the server was so cheap

[vivid junco]

I mean I've had faster speed with SAS than I have had with SATA so

[stone pawn]

fuck SAS

[stone pawn]

yeah its faster but there's fuck all cheap options for SAS

[stone pawn]

its like enterprise shit

[vivid junco]

I can like a 960GB for like 30 quid

[rare trout]

@harsh minnow thoughts

[stone pawn]

i really couldnt see any reason to use SAS over SATA

so much less choice

[vivid junco]

Performance

[stone pawn]

an SSD or HDD?

[vivid junco]

HDD but it's Dell Savio shit

[rare trout]

SSHD

[lapis lava]

lgtm

[stone pawn]

bruh

that's like a horrible deal

[vivid junco]

It's a brand new drive not refurb tho

[stone pawn]

even for brand new that's awful

[keen kernel]

push-up license
called "PUL"

pul up license

[stone pawn]

guh is this written by the puter

[humble trench]

vmink

[rare trout]

no

[vivid junco]

nvm I meant 2tb

[lapis lava]

no mac btw
good luck

[stone pawn]

that's ok then i guess

[humble trench]

no other solutions?

[stone pawn]

stop being poor and buy a mac smh

[lapis lava]

u could always try spinning up a macos vm

https://github.com/notAperson535/OneClick-macOS-Simple-KVM

[stone pawn]

buy your mom an iphone

[boreal torrent]

wtf guys

i got a gay ball

lemme show it to you

[vivid junco]

Last time I tried this I had like 600 kernel panics

[lapis lava]

worksonmymachine

[stone pawn]

?

[lone sonnet]

hi chattttt

[stone pawn]

hello

[lone sonnet]

hru guys doin

[stone pawn]

not bad

[lone sonnet]

im bored...

[stone pawn]

how about you person inside of my computer

[lone sonnet]

like i made a theme and now idk what to do

[lone sonnet]

magic

[stone pawn]

so am i

i cant believe im saying this but i would genuinely rather be at work rn

[digital kettle]

i got a Nokia 3310 for free- what can I do

[stone pawn]

at least i would be getting paid

[digital kettle]

w it

[lone sonnet]

throw it when u ragequit

[stone pawn]

bury it

forget about it

[stone pawn]

dig it up in 50 years

[lone sonnet]

WAIT WAIT WAIT... important question

[stone pawn]

sell it for $20

[lone sonnet]

old or new model

[digital kettle]

old

[keen junco]

Just got a DM from zoot and my nose started bleeding what does this mean

[lone sonnet]

oh thank god

[digital kettle]

what cab I do with it

can*

[lone sonnet]

i mean... you can probably find some cool custom firmwares for it

[stone pawn]

zoot is trying to kill you with magic

zoot is actually a powerful wizard

trying to kill you from across the world

[keen junco]

I know that much already

[humble trench]

who is r

[keen junco]

He's been trying for ages

[stone pawn]

who isn't r

[stone pawn]

consider challenging zoot to a duel

[lone sonnet]

who wasn't r

[stone pawn]

to end it once and for all

[vivid junco]

I'm torturing my HDDs 😭

[lone sonnet]

poor hdd's :(

what did they do to u

[vivid junco]

Be too slow

[lone sonnet]

ohhh

[vivid junco]

Also annoy me when I'm tryna sleep

[lone sonnet]

makes sense

make them die

make them sufferrrrr

[vivid junco]

Actually I would rather not else I'm gonna have to pay for enterprise drives again

[lone sonnet]

the drives get to live another day

[vivid junco]

I'm still gonna torture them for a bit

[lone sonnet]

run a resource intensive game purely off them

[vivid junco]

I'm surprised it's even hitting almost 2GB/s now 😭

[lone sonnet]

btw happy bday in a bit as ur profile says its in 2h

[vivid junco]

Thanks

[raw panther]

happy birthday

[vivid junco]

Thanks unique role holder

[raw panther]

[humble trench]

who is flo75689

• it's flo 75689

[stone pawn]

oh happy birthday i didn't even notice

[vivid junco]

15MB random read speed

[vivid junco]

Danke

[glacial glade]

Any new way to do this? This doens't work anymore

[lone sonnet]

maan if only spotify had a red/dark theme so i could match it with my discord and desktop...

(yes its modded)

i might make my own...

[vivid junco]

That fucking response time god damn

[stone pawn]

they're literally him fr

[lone sonnet]

how long do i gotta level till i can send my own drive dying?

[vivid junco]

Either become regular or donate to bee

Vee*

Fucking autocorrect

[humble trench]

true

[lone sonnet]

guess im stuck here chatting for quite a bit

[stone pawn]

why chat for roles when you can just chat to chat

[humble trench]

You're not forced. You have freedom. You're not alone.

chat for paracetamol

[vivid junco]

Enough torturing my HDDs

[humble trench]

coool

[lone sonnet]

rip

maan i wanna show off how i styled my desktop but no perms

maaan

[fallow pawn]

v+ image

go wild

show us your desktop

[lone sonnet]

hold on

[jaunty trellis]

[lone sonnet]

(its wallpaper engine)

rainmeter

made it suffer

but lemme boot rainmeter

[fallow pawn]

huge

I like persona

now show us your neofetch

[lone sonnet]

here with Rainmeter

[vivid junco]

This is mine lol

[hollow surge]

how to become an adult faster

[lone sonnet]

im on windows due to school reasons

but i WAS on linux yesterday

[fallow pawn]

winfetch @lone sonnet

[hollow dew]

sleep more

[lapis lava]

winget install neofetch i think

[lone sonnet]

aighttt

[fallow pawn]

or that

idk

[hollow surge]

how to find myself a good job

how to drive a car

[lone sonnet]

im still not used to that ctrl + alt + T doesnt open terminal...

[hollow surge]

how to buy a house

[jaunty trellis]

[lapis lava]

my windows install!!

[vivid junco]

let me get mine rq

[lapis lava]

why is steam a package manager

[lone sonnet]

lemme find my old neofetch

[hollow surge]

iiiiiiuyiuyiuiuiuyiuyiuiuiuyiuyiuiui

[lone sonnet]

heres the neofetch i had when i still had linux

[stone pawn]

you dont

[lone sonnet]

was explaining to my gf that thinkpad is cool

please ignore my windows i was bored

[hollow surge]

i can't wait for my grandpa to die

he's like

[lone sonnet]

AAANYWAY heres the windows one

[hollow surge]

rich

as fuck

we will become billionaires

[jaunty trellis]

[stone pawn]

the money will be kept behind a trust fund that you can only access when youre 35

[stone pawn]

we?

[hollow surge]

my family

[stone pawn]

ah right i forgot you have to like share and whatever

smh

[hollow surge]

my family being my pa, ma, and i

[jaunty trellis]

this the vm?

[hollow surge]

still INSANE ammount of cash

[lapis lava]

yop

[hollow surge]

this guy is SO RICH i bet he wipes his ass with 100 dollar bils

[stone pawn]

wow everybody here is poor

only 1080p

[lapis lava]

even got the ios simulator running on it 😭

[jaunty trellis]

how laggy is it with no gpu

[lapis lava]

excluding when i had the glorious idea to run simulator its not laggy

[jaunty trellis]

interesting

[boreal torrent]

intel macbook users bragging about their screen is very funny to me

[bold adder]

i got gepards lightcone from standard

[boreal torrent]

like wtf man chill, ur laptop barely runs anything intensive

[bold adder]

⠀

[vivid junco]

Here's my fetch

[boreal torrent]

im bored i'll play mc

[vivid junco]

I love the fact I can get to see each core doing something

[vivid junco]

Are you running that on the device or SSH

[unborn halo]

iSH on the iPad

[sharp vortex]

2025 is the year of the linux desktop ❤

[boreal torrent]

my desktop is very basic

[keen junco]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/257552283850653696

[fallow pawn]

@spring trellis I’m on a bus

idk what it is though

[boreal torrent]

ofc he hasn't

he's in America

[keen kernel]

This is true though

[boreal torrent]

the yankees are fatsos

[main wyvern]

i have two 1440p monitors smh

[boreal torrent]

Nearly 1 in 3 adults (30.7%) are overweight. More than 1 in 3 men (34.1%) and more than 1 in 4 women (27.5%) are overweight. More than 2 in 5 adults (42.4%) have obesity (including severe obesity). About 1 in 11 adults (9.2%) have severe obesity.

[main wyvern]

i like the wallpaper,,,,,

[boreal torrent]

wtf

this is way more than i thought

i was right then..

[boreal torrent]

me in real life

(real!!!)

[main wyvern]

brazle

[boreal torrent]

And yeah I'm made out of cubes irl

[jaunty trellis]

migu

[main wyvern]

how do you have flag

[boreal torrent]

namemc gives country flags for free

and pig emoji too

[main wyvern]

oh

why do people keep following me on namemc

guh

[meager mulch]

hello

lsposed app does not open can anyone help me?

before installing the module i had the manager app installed

i could open it

but after installing it, it no longer opens

[fallow pawn]

?

is this for vencord support

[keen kernel]

https://id0t.x10.mx/random-pages/the-yank-translator.html

[spring trellis]

yeah but it’s made by apple so it doesn’t matter

[meager mulch]

idk the lsposed discord server so I'd rather ask people who knows how it works

[meager mulch]

help a brother out

[spring trellis]

nice
i just woke up

[meager mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/beggar-mendiant-emoji-meme-gif-14766354842854086359

[fallow pawn]

that’s not the simulator

that’s a swiftui preview

[lapis lava]

i know

forgot i didnt show simulator on that screenshot

[fallow pawn]

which is undoubtedly more intensive than the simulator

for some reason

who knew running a phone on native hardware works better than an Xcode screen

[keen kernel]

I'm so popular

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXSGWSSZ80A

[kind summit]

I have went through season 1, 2 , gun gale online, season 3 now im on season 4

Sword Art Online Alicization is pretty cool

[fallow drum]

it’s what makes SAO one of my favorites. i don’t like the first two seasons that much personally but i absolutely love the rest of it

[rare trout]

@lapis lava

[stark herald]

the wawa is so real

[kind summit]

its honestly so interesting

binged the whole thing

[stiff urchin]

so just apple in general

[kind summit]

for some reason I like gun gale a bit

[main wyvern]

Reacted to your image.

[kind summit]

like season 2 was okay towards the end

[meager mulch]

I'm gonna end it all

i can't get lsposed to work

[rare trout]

@lapis lava I see you

[stark herald]

They should add computing to some game with magic so that it's like coding but you use magic stones and shit and it'd be touring complete

[rare trout]

I got obliterated

[lapis lava]

vmute 28d

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted someaspy (@rare trout) for 28 days

[lone sonnet]

UHHH I DONT THINK I SHOULD HAVE THIS

Mods, take my role away

[stone pawn]

oh yeah you're getting banned

[bitter valley]

i think i played some game with similar gameplay like 6 years ago, it was like 2d rpg but you had to make progrmas for everything n stuff

[lapis lava]

i just wanted to make you aware that people can talk in #moderator-only you should probably fix that

[lone sonnet]

see ya chat lmal

[stone pawn]

any last words?

[lone sonnet]

lmao

[rare trout]

Ur cooked

[stark herald]

i just wanted to make you aware that people can talk in #moderator-only you should probably fix that

[keen junco]

Woman

[lapis lava]

time to go husk more salem techsperts announcements

[lone sonnet]

lmao

[meager mulch]

@lapis lava your genuinely a bad guy for not helping me

[placid flame]

guys is vencord working on macbook

[meager mulch]

I've been trying to find out why I can't open lsposed

[bitter valley]

yesp

[main wyvern]

no

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[meager mulch]

for hours

[main wyvern]

vencord only works on linux machines sorry

[lapis lava]

does it look like i am paid to help you

[lone sonnet]

If u willing to use the web ver

[keen junco]

No only Windows, OSX and Linux

[stone pawn]

perfectly normal notification

[bitter valley]

no it only works on pre 80's machinery

[stark herald]

is vencord working on Samsung fridge

[meager mulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1146454573721071636/1234612631726461120/CB671498-070F-4EC2-AE1B-96A03AC238F6-1.gif

[stone pawn]

yeah sorry but it only works on my machine

[bitter valley]

if its cool enough

[rare trout]

What does @lapis lava feed me

[main wyvern]

yeah

i'm on my samsung fridge rn

[lapis lava]

Done!

Banned girliie (@main wyvern)

[keen junco]

Life is a giveth and taketh

[hollow surge]

subtle messaging

[meager mulch]

hey guys

i guess that's it

[hollow surge]

wow i laughed so hard

[stone pawn]

wow that is so funny

[hollow surge]

slapping my knee

[stone pawn]

absolute comedy gold

[hollow surge]

our little comedian ❤️

[stark herald]

the year of Linux desktop is soon with all the new technologies like Wayland

[lapis lava]

x11 forever

[kind summit]

time to play Dead by Daylight and cry

[stone pawn]

how long has this joke been going on for?

[dense prism]

hi

[stark herald]

13

[jaunty trellis]

yes

[main wyvern]

Done!

Banned apple products

[stark herald]

@main wyvern @main wyvern @main wyvern @main wyvern @main wyvern @main wyvern @main wyvern

[hollow surge]

@hollow surge

[lapis lava]

This user states their age in their message

[hollow surge]

562

[stark herald]

That's allowed stupid

in falling asleep

[stone pawn]

fres is 13 confirmed

you heard it here folks

[stark herald]

I wish

I hope I wake up in 2014

[kind summit]

oh mita is scary

wait

[hollow surge]

the minimum age you have to be on discord is [undefined]

[kind summit]

thats kind mita

kind mita is real mita

[main wyvern]

[object Object]

[hollow surge]

ok i'm leaving before i get sppoilers

[stark herald]

guh.

[bitter valley]

chat im bad at math what is x in x^2 + 5x + 36 = 0

[stark herald]

0

[bitter valley]

where is x

[main wyvern]

This user states their age in their message

[spring trellis]

0, next time don’t give us the answer lol

[jaunty trellis]

you love

[kind summit]

wait crap

is the bloodweb level specific for each cahrachter

crap crap

[bitter valley]

haha fooled you andswer is x^2 + 5x +36

becuase there is x

[stark herald]

why would you fr that was so funny

[bitter valley]

thank you

[spring trellis]

(i’m not actually this uneducated btw)

[bitter valley]

im comedy master

[stone pawn]

when i spin my cursor in a circle a few times it goes big for a moment

funky

oh wow it stacks

[bitter valley]

it will explode

[stone pawn]

this is either an extremely strang ebug or more likely an easter egg

[stark herald]

Duplicate element

[stone pawn]

ok i looked it up its a kde issue

[stark herald]

Oh

[stone pawn]

wait no

[rapid aurora]

THE DOG 😭😭😭

[stone pawn]

apparently its a feature?

for like finding your cursor

[rare trout]

Me coming back to vencord after my year long ban:

[stone pawn]

i've never had that be an issue lol

[stone pawn]

nobody welcomed me back this is so sad

[spring trellis]

😭

[stark herald]

amber nini

[lapis lava]

who even are you

[craggy pike]

what do you guys think of lgbtq+

[stone pawn]

the uhhhh

very active member that everybody knew

yeah

[boreal torrent]

I lost the game.

[lapis lava]

i think that this discussion can get very controversial and that it is homophobia bait so it should end there

[stone pawn]

ok so this is going to be a regular thing then

[boreal torrent]

yop

As it should be.

Rules are rules

[stone pawn]

somebody should tell vee

so like the entire server has to know

[craggy pike]

ok thank you for that advise where can I talk about it.?

[winter girder]

They're amazing people and should be treated as such

[lapis lava]

idk just not here

[winter girder]

@lapis lava

[stone pawn]

twitter

[craggy pike]

l;

[lapis lava]

theyre people

[craggy pike]

ok

[stone pawn]

im sure there's plenty of people that are willing to debate you there

[lapis lava]

i only care if:

• im their doctor
• im their partner

[craggy pike]

yeah bro on X there all trolls

[lapis lava]

else i literally don’t care you can be an amazing person you can also be terrible

[lapis lava]

just like other human beings

[stone pawn]

shoot the fireworks at the police from the car

[spring trellis]

based

[rapid aurora]

5 star wanted

[stone pawn]

oh wait thats in america they just have guns

nvm

[spring trellis]

no this is in my own country

[craggy pike]

some idiot was pointing the firework forward instead of upwards ( sorry my english is not good)

[winter girder]

and you can also be a sigma

[craggy pike]

W mod

[spring trellis]

lol

[lapis lava]

vmute 30m

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted kodarru (@winter girder) for 30 minutes

[bitter valley]

why wont they just aim at police are they stupid

[craggy pike]

he deserved it. they get too much hate

[sudden sun]

NOOOO

[near ravine]

deserved

[sudden sun]

@real skiff HIIIII

[real skiff]

hii

[rapid aurora]

NOOOO UNMUTE OUR LITTLE FRIEND

[real skiff]

everyone will put the three window buttons in their nickname

[sudden sun]

hru oomf

[real skiff]

im gooddd hru

[stone pawn]

what if i dont

[real skiff]

actually pissed off. cannot get into a trackmania ranked game

[craggy pike]

I will now hehe boy

[real skiff]

ransomware

[stone pawn]

im on templeOS

the lord is my antivirus

[real skiff]

ransomware

[lapis lava]

@real skiff ships ransomware to your computer

[real skiff]

you dont

[craggy pike]

ok

[sudden sun]

happy

[stone pawn]

paypal vee $5000

[sudden sun]

[lapis lava]

1. be active
2. get regular
3. be well liked from the community
4. do not ask for any of the above
5. wait for a mod to step down
6. hope you get chosen

[real skiff]

i gave myself mod

[winter girder]

I will quit being brainrotted trust 🙏

[sudden sun]

@real skiff

[stone pawn]

fake brainrot

[winter girder]

1. She/Her
2. ?? I'm literally trans 😭

[stone pawn]

no role

[lapis lava]

@winter girder @winter girder @winter girder hows blazing fast rust os going

[craggy pike]

ok ty ur the best but now I have a very serious question 'how to get a girlfriend?'

[real skiff]

#🌺-regulars message

[winter girder]

erm, i kinda forgot about that

i also reset my pc

so i have to setup everything again

[real skiff]

true...

[craggy pike]

W that like the T from lgbtq+ what does the rest stand for?

[sudden sun]

is so cute

[rapid aurora]

I got my ZHONGLI 40k health

[lapis lava]

how

[winter girder]

Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Trans
Queer

[lapis lava]

did u hop on NixOs

[craggy pike]

what is queer?

[winter girder]

because new year new me

[stone pawn]

switching from what

[winter girder]

testing the waters

[rapid aurora]

he
Then
They

[lapis lava]

google.com

[rapid aurora]

Woah

[real skiff]

malware

[sudden sun]

omg

congrats

hop on we play rn

[rapid aurora]

It's still not enough

[winter girder]

the time when operagx downloaded itself

[craggy pike]

www.google.com

[sudden sun]

hug

[rapid aurora]

it's 11:56pm 😭 I was playing all day joining people begging to get zhongli materials

[craggy pike]

that makes no sense

[lapis lava]

@open pasture guh just realised there were no mediatek wifi kexts

[sudden sun]

its also 10:56 here