🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[lapis lava]

systemd-calculatord soon

[edgy ermine]

I'm currently in the EU

[indigo dove]

about to play peak

[edgy ermine]

what should I do while I'm in the EU

can I install the funny apps

wait I don't need to

I'm jailbroken

[glad sphinx]

where in the eu

[vapid yarrow]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is iron! (#d4d7d9)

[cosmic otter]

you'll love the part where he kills you

[vapid yarrow]

raghh

[gleaming sequoia]

the goober

[glad sphinx]

[boreal torrent]

the part where he kills you

How could I forget it?

[indigo dove]

NO SPOILERS 💔

[boreal torrent]

So iconic

[tropic wasp]

Hi what's the typings for getPremiumTypeSubscription and getPremiumSubscription

[cosmic otter]

lc.g portal 2 release date

[unborn moat]

Spoiler warning: There are portals.

[night blaze]

Save 80% on Portal 2 on Steam

Developer. Valve ; Publisher. Valve ; Released. Apr 18, 2011 ; OS *: Windows 7 / Vista / XP ; Processor: 3.0 GHz P4, Dual Core 2.0 (or higher) or AMD64X2 (or higher)

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[glad sphinx]

mufasa dies

[vapid yarrow]

vcotd #FE8638

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is iron! (#d4d7d9)

[indigo dove]

🤯

[tropic wasp]

vreroll-cotd

[vapid yarrow]

insallah @r you will #FE8638

[drifting carbon]

does the regular role color change everytime to this

[cosmic otter]

oh shit portal 2 is on sale

[edgy ermine]

Thanks android

[glad sphinx]

love how venbot is angry at you too

[drifting carbon]

how did you not dismiss a notification that old 😭

[cosmic otter]

this is Apple's best feature

[glad sphinx]

why u on apple

[drifting carbon]

why u on a phone

[unborn moat]

Cause it's better.

[edgy ermine]

Saving battery for my iPhone

[edgy ermine]

No it's far worse

[drifting carbon]

i wanna buy a iphone so bad but its too expensive

[edgy ermine]

thumbs down all you want

no

[drifting carbon]

android sucks

[unborn moat]

It doesn't need to be.

[cosmic otter]

we call it rooting over here

[glad sphinx]

you take that back

[cosmic otter]

[vapid yarrow]

mine is

[boreal torrent]

Android is the best option because both iOS and Android suck

Android just sucks a tad less

[edgy ermine]

I call it jailbreaking if I use an exploit to break the system

[boreal torrent]

(If you get a good phone)

[edgy ermine]

and rooting if I do it via the proper way

[boreal torrent]

Yop

[drifting carbon]

a better option is to completely destory your phone

[boreal torrent]

Yop

[edgy ermine]

It makes more sense to me

[drifting carbon]

like smashing it with a hammer

throwing it out the window

[vapid yarrow]

thats the nice thing about android, you dont need to exploit anytthing

[drifting carbon]

stuff like that

[edgy ermine]

well I can't root

[indigo dove]

depends

[glad sphinx]

bUt IoS hAs FaNcY aNiMaTiOnS

[cosmic otter]

so jailbreaking on samsung and rooting on everyone else

[edgy ermine]

yop

I call it jailbreaking on samsung

[glad sphinx]

smasnug

[edgy ermine]

tiramisuu

[drifting carbon]

samsung knox sucks

why is it even here..

[edgy ermine]

my sister's Samsung tablet stopped working one day

switched to iPad

[unborn moat]

Cause it is the one who knox.

[vapid yarrow]

wahit you cant unlock bootloader on samsung?

[drifting carbon]

you can

[edgy ermine]

No I cant

[drifting carbon]

but that'll blow the efuse

[cosmic otter]

samsung devices don't like being rooted

[drifting carbon]

which means security features and ota updates will stop working

[edgy ermine]

Oh on samsung

[modern epoch]

I love iOS aswell

[drifting carbon]

actually ota updates will still work

[indigo dove]

me when .ipa 🔥

[drifting carbon]

it just needs a locked bootloader

[vapid yarrow]

well but if you install custom rom its not an issue rigtht

[boreal torrent]

Android rooting isn't based on exploits tho

[drifting carbon]

yeah

but you'll keep getting like 3 warnings everytime you boot your phone

[glad sphinx]

Except on nintendo consoles

[edgy ermine]

*IF oem unlocking is available

[indigo dove]

.ipa files

[edgy ermine]

boo...

so bad

[vapid yarrow]

dont you have some tool for it?

[cosmic otter]

you need to buy an unlocked version of your phone

[vapid yarrow]

on ximi you have to use a special tool on desktop

[edgy ermine]

no I updated android already

pixels by default can be rooted

[drifting carbon]

im guessing thats because you bought it from a carrier?

[edgy ermine]

yep

[cosmic otter]

or hope that your manufacturer released a tool

[boreal torrent]

So everywhere that isn't China or USA ig

[drifting carbon]

oh

[edgy ermine]

this phone was "free"

[vapid yarrow]

ah rip simlocked fones are so gay

[glad sphinx]

@shadow owl hello

[edgy ermine]

Simlock expired

[glad sphinx]

HES DEAD

[edgy ermine]

it's unlocked now

[unborn moat]

Nah. Cause if they were gay I'd like them.

[cosmic otter]

pixels are only sim locked for like a month iirc

at least mine was

[edgy ermine]

Nah this one was two years

[cosmic otter]

depends on the carrier ig

[edgy ermine]

I still find it funny this phone was "free*"

[vapid yarrow]

not that uncommon

[cosmic otter]

free just means you're locked in to a contract

[gleaming sequoia]

cant even unlock my bootloader

[edgy ermine]

notice it's free with an asterisk and in quotes

[glad sphinx]

THE FUMOS HAVE YOUTUBE CHANNELS NOW?!

[gleaming sequoia]

they always have

[modern epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/fumo-fumofumo-flandre-flan-scarlet-gif-13416939118869541102

[glad sphinx]

not the fryer

[modern epoch]

sory

https://tenor.com/view/flan-fumo-flandre-scarlet-fumofumo-gif-12253117417676539978

[vapid yarrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737724143570780260/1288055292088680519/memes-1fo5f86.gif

[gleaming sequoia]

:3

[unborn moat]

:3

[open pasture]

I'm lazy

[edgy ermine]

cat

[open pasture]

Also my mom would be mad i think

[edgy ermine]

🐈

[drifting carbon]

im guessing you have to like factory reset the phone?

[edgy ermine]

猫

[drifting carbon]

and also put in another carriers sim

[edgy ermine]

yea something like that

but I ain't doing all that

I have a jailbroken iPhone already

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[edgy ermine]

I'll get magisk on this phone some day

[glad sphinx]

i may have a solution for you /j

[drifting carbon]

"Unauthorized changes were made to your phone. Contact Customer Service for more information."

i hate samsung

why do they have to remove features because i previously unlocked the bootloader

[edgy ermine]

Is Zygisk just mobile substrate for android

[open pasture]

NO. IM NOT KILLING MY MOM

[unborn moat]

Then we can do it for you.

[drifting carbon]

wtf

[glad sphinx]

Who's actually going to use these stickers

[open pasture]

I dont like your pfp. Im going to kill you

[open pasture]

Me

[drifting carbon]

those who know that one sassy peach sticker 💀

[glad sphinx]

???

[open pasture]

Wumpus blush sticker looks like he really needs to poop

[drifting carbon]

you should find it

[boreal torrent]

O

[glad sphinx]

this one?

[drifting carbon]

no the other one

just dont post it

[glad sphinx]

okie

[unborn moat]

The one that's ass?

[open pasture]

The masculine urge to post it is insane

[edgy ermine]

If I root my android will I lose MEETS_STRONG_INTEGRITY

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[stark herald]

that's so cool

[drifting carbon]

you'll also lose MEETS_DEVICE_INTEGRITY

[edgy ermine]

how fix

[drifting carbon]

since the bootloader is unlocked

[stark herald]

why don't you get it back

make it think you have it

[boreal torrent]

This game is so fun

[stark herald]

You're so fun

Are you winning

[lapis lava]

@stark herald

[boreal torrent]

It's a single-player game

So ye

[stark herald]

@lapis lava blobcatcozy generator

[modern epoch]

[stark herald]

pinging nina to bypass automod

automodded [e-mail] d

[shrewd marsh]

https://youtu.be/hlIoW9xkE4E
could go to that place today

[lapis lava]

[e-mail]

[drifting carbon]

wait can i actually say it

[gleaming sequoia]

https://youtube.com/shorts/L48ydu8BB04

[stark herald]

@lapis lava I need to try koolaid

[drifting carbon]

i mean this

[stark herald]

yes

[drifting carbon]

[e-mail]

oh

[lapis lava]

hi

sent from my iPhone

[modern epoch]

[e-mail]

[wanton grail]

it is horrendous

[stark herald]

nina toilet

[unborn moat]

[e-mail]

[lapis lava]

@stark herald why do phones bundle email clients when u can just email people over sms

[modern epoch]

here we go

[stark herald]

nop

[drifting carbon]

hi

Sent from my Samsung Galaxy A72

[modern epoch]

WHAT

[stark herald]

nope

[modern epoch]

that’s my old phone

No way

[wanton grail]

IT IS

[stark herald]

koolaid like the bring me the horizon song so i gotta try it

[drifting carbon]

wait why did i type in a51

[shrewd marsh]

hi

sent from a phone that's better then any iphone

[drifting carbon]

its supposed to be a72

[modern epoch]

lmao

[wanton grail]

It taste so artificial

[drifting carbon]

hi

sent from Linux arch 6.12.6-arch1-1 #1 SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Thu, 19 Dec 2024 21:29:01 +0000 x86_64 GNU/Linux

[wanton grail]

there's not even a saving grace or a hint of natural flavour you could try find

[modern epoch]

hi

sent from a phone that's worst then any iphone

[boreal torrent]

Bro

[shrewd marsh]

hi

sent while speeding with a train

[boreal torrent]

Why does every AAA game get to represent Brazil as either the Amazon rainforest or Rio de Janeiro

[drifting carbon]

oh wow this is so cool

sent from Linux arch 6.12.6-arch1-1 #1 SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Thu, 19 Dec 2024 21:29:01 +0000 x86_64 GNU/Linux

[boreal torrent]

WITH INDIGENOUS MUSIC EVEN

[unborn moat]

Cause us Americans can't even remember if Brazil is in South America or Africa.

[boreal torrent]

Only whitenames in chat today

[boreal torrent]

Yeah I could tell it

[edgy ermine]

I am immune from regular coloring

[boreal torrent]

So am I

[shrewd marsh]

so am I

[fallow drum]

as soon as texas has 70f weather and a bit of rain the entire country shuts down because all shipments are halted

[boreal torrent]

This game is so fun

[fallow drum]

[edgy ermine]

[boreal torrent]

How much is 70F in non-freedom units

[drifting carbon]

fr

[unborn moat]

Room temperature.

[boreal torrent]

Guh

[drifting carbon]

about 21 degrees celcius

[boreal torrent]

It's 30C here rn

[drifting carbon]

or about 294 kelvin

[boreal torrent]

Around 86F

So fucking hot

[drifting carbon]

im joking i actually dont use kelvin daily

i use celcius

[boreal torrent]

No one does

Lmao

[drifting carbon]

yeah

lol

[boreal torrent]

K=C+273

Essentially

[unborn moat]

Out of spite, I will now use Kelvin daily.

[drifting carbon]

i think the mass vexbolt unfollowing is gonna make tiktok history

maybe even break a record..

[lapis lava]

hi

Sent from my Linux pharos 6.11.10-300.fc41.x86_64 #1 SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Sat Nov 23 00:51:20 UTC 2024 x86_64 GNU/Linux

[boreal torrent]

When will a company make a controller that is cooler than the DualSense

The DualSense is peak

[drifting carbon]

hi

Sent from my

       /\         omar@arch 
      /  \        os     Arch Linux
     /\   \       kernel 6.12.6-arch1-1
    /      \      uptime 1h 11m
   /   ,,   \     pkgs   893
  /   |  |  -\    memory 4271M / 7338M
 /_-''    ''-_\    

i have so many apps open

[static valley]

20?

i think?

yep

[lapis lava]

h

[glad sphinx]

hi

Sent from my Linux Mint computer with 32GB of RAM running an Intel i5

[shrewd marsh]

hi

||just hi, why do you read this imo||

[glad sphinx]

because i have spoilers turned to always show

[edgy ermine]

my pronouns are ||||

[lapis lava]

@glad sphinx my glorious creation

https://git.nin0.dev/userplugins/sentFromMyUname.desktop

Sent from my Linux pharos 6.11.10-300.fc41.x86_64 #1 SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Sat Nov 23 00:51:20 UTC 2024 x86_64 GNU/Linux

[glad sphinx]

Lovely

[edgy ermine]

wtf discord kotlin so weird

It feels so unnatural

[lapis lava]

nop discordkt so good

Sent from my Linux pharos 6.11.10-300.fc41.x86_64 #1 SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Sat Nov 23 00:51:20 UTC 2024 x86_64 GNU/Linux

[tame tide]

hey what's up

[glad sphinx]

im gonna boot up my windows laptop one sec

Sent from my MSYS_NT-10.0-22631 DESKTOP-MAM3CIG 3.4.10.x86_64 2024-02-10 08:39 UTC x86_64 Msys

[unborn moat]

The roof.

[glad sphinx]

there we go

Sent from my MSYS_NT-10.0-22631 DESKTOP-MAM3CIG 3.4.10.x86_64 2024-02-10 08:39 UTC x86_64 Msys

[edgy ermine]

Plugins can execute arbitrary commands?

are you using IPC

or something

[lapis lava]

native.ts

[glad sphinx]

milku

Sent from my MSYS_NT-10.0-22631 DESKTOP-MAM3CIG 3.4.10.x86_64 2024-02-10 08:39 UTC x86_64 Msys

[modern epoch]

😭

[glad sphinx]

the moon from majoras mask

[digital kettle]

i love miku too

sent from my galaxy s23fe

[wooden socket]

Computer

I just changed thermal paste

[glad sphinx]

computore

[still oyster]

how to fix hold on problem in vencord

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[shrewd marsh]

[modern epoch]

for sure

[lapis lava]

it went "This content is blocked by this server."

[jaunty stag]

we are trapped in a simulation

[shrewd marsh]

at least blobcatcozy is before husk

[boreal torrent]

o

[unborn moat]

[modern epoch]

[wraith osprey]

me when i try to hide that i scraped copyrighted data to train my ai

[shrewd marsh]

[boreal torrent]

I'm using Forge for the first time in years

NeoForge though

Sinytra Connector so good

[lapis lava]

it blocks me until i asked it to replace A by the A emoji

[modern epoch]

lmfao

[open pasture]

typing quirk

[stark herald]

we need more typing quirks

[open pasture]

No the fuck we don't

[stark herald]

cant wait for them to be normalised so people stop complaining about them

[lapis lava]

thats why we need AntiTypingQuirk

[raw panther]

my typing quirk is to type normally

[lapis lava]

yop

same

[open pasture]

same

[stark herald]

i will, make textreplace do typing quirks to normalise it

[edgy ermine]

wearr

[open pasture]

yes?

[edgy ermine]

idk

haiii

[open pasture]

haii

[edgy ermine]

haii

[lusty oak]

Ask it for the lyrics of eyeless

[lapis lava]

-# #rules
### Rule 12
> Your messages may be deleted without notice if they are low quality, spammy or otherwise annoying or offensive. If that happens, do not repost them and consider not posting something like that again

[wraith osprey]

??? why is the link thing so small

[lapis lava]

-# Sent from my iPhone

you love

[edgy ermine]

Mark

[open pasture]

[lapis lava]

ive just found ultimate automod bypaass

[open pasture]

No capitalized first letter. No period at the end. This is NOT how you type normally!

[wraith osprey]

i hate nino

[stark herald]

😨 nop 😿

[tribal cobalt]

https:​//discord.gg/mPb9Cvf

[unborn moat]

Mine is that I use proper grammar.

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[raw panther]

it is normal for internet chatroom

[stark herald]

mod only:

[wraith osprey]

who just got their skull smashed in

[raw panther]

Nobody uses capitals and proper punctuation on the internet, unless they want to appear passive-aggressive.

[unborn moat]

I do for my normal typing, even including commas.

[open pasture]

who got lobotomized

[lapis lava]

this expires in 30 minutes and can only be used once

[stark herald]

omar 1

[lapis lava]

and you get kicked after disconnecting unless i role you

[stark herald]

vebndor plugin to make last forever

[wraith osprey]

i eat pies

[unborn moat]

And I claimed it.

[stark herald]

i eat arcane fans

scary

[lapis lava]

@wraith osprey i eat cookies

[wraith osprey]

NO

scary

[stark herald]

17

[lapis lava]

@wraith osprey i eat arcane fans that eat cookies

[keen junco]

German

[stark herald]

@lapis lava is bypassing tessie banned

[edgy ermine]

😭

[lapis lava]

This content is blocked by this server.

[stark herald]

This conterıt is blocked by this server.

it looked better with old font

it was just like a n

i think before it didnt change font with italic now it does

my cat looks like a giant tuna

[lapis lava]

50$ steam roblox gift card @everyone @here

@stark herald
fres!
a
This content is blocked by this server.
b
BBBBBBBBBB

[main jolt]

40 3d models of cats getting thrown at you

[digital kettle]

OH MY GOD

we are so back

[raw panther]

an app that locks away all samsung apps forever

[digital kettle]

sjdhhfhd nah its actually gud

[lapis lava]

insane

[digital kettle]

bcz most of the App locker apps on gplay are ad filled garbage

[lapis lava]

the iOS app lock is actually good because it requires face id to get through

many android app locks are just bypassable with safe mode

[main jolt]

real

[rapid aurora]

Hello people

[raw panther]

hello nevo

[digital kettle]

I kinda need one bcz my family is well transphobic

[keen junco]

This message was ‫ by server moderators ‫

[drifting carbon]

why

Sent from my Linux arch 6.12.6-arch1-1 #1 SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Thu, 19 Dec 2024 21:29:01 +0000 x86_64 GNU/Linux

[glad sphinx]

why not

[main jolt]

your kernel’s out of date

[drifting carbon]

yes my kernel and nvidia driver requires an update

lemme do that

[edgy ermine]

yop

[fallow drum]

dead chat

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[keen junco]

revive it then

[drifting carbon]

ok now my kernel is up-to-date

its at 6.12.7-arch1-1

[jaunty trellis]

I'm not home so I can't update anything to the newest kernel

[drifting carbon]

rip

[jaunty trellis]

at one point I wanted to make a thing that gives me a notif every time a new kernel hits the repos

thanq :3

[drifting carbon]

ig https://visualping.io/ will work?

[drifting carbon]

actually nevermind

thats just for businesses

[jaunty trellis]

all I would have to do is track if there's a commit in any of the files that declare the kernel packages

[raw panther]

I'd imagine there would be an rss feed or something that you could just sub to

[drifting carbon]

yeah i think github has a way to do that

[unborn moat]

That just happens weekly, doesn't it?

Cause if so, cron tasks will work.

[drifting carbon]

theres also https://newreleases.io/

[last siren]

nop

[keen junco]

Yop

[drifting carbon]

oh

yeah you can use github's rss feeds or https://newreleases.io

i have no idea why i suggested that other one..

[drifting carbon]

nop

[jaunty trellis]

or just make smth that tracks if this changes https://github.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/blob/634fd46801442d760e09493a794c4f15db2d0cbb/pkgs/os-specific/linux/kernel/kernels-org.json#L31

[jolly nexus]

kernels-org.json: Line 31

"version": "6.12.6",

[drifting carbon]

oh thats a good idea

https://github.com/torvalds/linux/blob/fd0584d220fe285dc45be43eede55df89ad6a3d9/Makefile#L3

[jolly nexus]

Makefile: Line 3

PATCHLEVEL = 13

[unborn magnet]

The worst thing is that I can’t tell if this is fake or not…

[drifting carbon]

it is

[indigo dove]

woah magic

im late

[velvet hill]

hi

Sent from my Darwin 24.3.0 Darwin Kernel Version 24.3.0: Mon Dec 9 19:48:58 PST 2024; root:xnu-11215.80.25.501.2~1/RELEASE_ARM64_T8112 arm64

[edgy ermine]

Tiramisufiles made without me...

[velvet hill]

🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 😭

[raw panther]

fresesesesessob

[stark herald]

idea

guess the font

just had a good idea i think

[jaunty trellis]

ono

[stark herald]

github repo with action to change css file every 24 hours

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[stark herald]

so if you import it in quickcss you get automatic font changing every 24 hours

[jaunty trellis]

do not

[edgy ermine]

hihi..

[stark herald]

@edgy ermine you make nekoware

[edgy ermine]

yop

[stark herald]

i think this is a lie why would twitch or tiktok use "corsproxy"

[jaunty trellis]

tf even is that

[stark herald]

uh wtf

i just heard my pc fans go loud

[jaunty trellis]

insane

lc.g corsproxy

[night blaze]

CorsProxy | Fix CORS Errors in Seconds

CorsProxy allows web applications to securely access resources from different domains, overcoming browser restrictions.

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/30

[indigo dove]

https://tenor.com/view/stickers-jokes-joke-politics-animation-gif-19034974

[edgy ermine]

Literally just a normal proxy

[jaunty trellis]

yeah no way twitch uses that over amazons in-house shit

[keen junco]

one singular employee at the company

new factory game just dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAkJl9XLDJU

[stark herald]

very deep quote amen

[edgy ermine]

What's my message latency

The France public transportation ticket system is so unreliable

I have 7 tickets remaining, my mom has 8, and my dad has 6

We all scanned it and went on the exact same route

[edgy ermine]

I guess sometimes it doesn't register??

[stark herald]

"hey dad can i borrow 240 dollars for a platinum domino crown 🥺"

[boreal torrent]

LMAO

[shrewd marsh]

meanwhile me

developing games is great

[boreal torrent]

not for roblox though

[edgy ermine]

Fuck this bullshit

[boreal torrent]

since they cut 80% off ur profit

:3

[shrewd marsh]

so true

[boreal torrent]

this is fuckingi nsane

no other platform does that

so abusive

[shrewd marsh]

its 30% btw still tho

but devex is such a scam

[boreal torrent]

i've heard it's 80% if you account ALL the fees

[shrewd marsh]

its not that much

ik some devs

[boreal torrent]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

guh?

[shrewd marsh]

yeah nah that isnt that true

you recieve about 70%

still way too less yea

[edgy ermine]

Update: someone broke the gate so it's free now

[shrewd marsh]

1€

thats quite ok

there are places in germany you pay 2€ for a fucking toilet

[rapid aurora]

Hiiiii

Hiii

[shrewd marsh]

hii

[rapid aurora]

Hello

[rapid aurora]

[edgy ermine]

wtf???

this is normal???

[shrewd marsh]

yea

sadly

[rapid aurora]

Ig yeah

[edgy ermine]

Never seen this in America before

[shrewd marsh]

the fact you need to pay for toilets

[rapid aurora]

I gotta pay for nitro to use the public toilet

[shrewd marsh]

at least they're "clean"

cleaner then free toilets

[rapid aurora]

I think paying for a toilet is better than using the toilet for free
It's usually clearner

[shrewd marsh]

sanifair my beloved

[edgy ermine]

W to whoever broke the gate

[shrewd marsh]

at least sometimes you get a 0,50€ coupon

[stiff urchin]

[shrewd marsh]

you can use in some partnering shops

[shrewd marsh]

some robux

[stiff urchin]

just a tiny country's gdp worth of robux

[edgy ermine]

Could Apple buy a small country

[keen kernel]

I don't, it's a toilet

[lapis lava]

yop

[jaunty trellis]

yes, multiple

[lapis lava]

iCountry

[jaunty trellis]

husk

[keen kernel]

iRussia

[jaunty trellis]

tbf

[keen kernel]

Apple buys China so they can turn it into a mass product production plant for their products

[jaunty trellis]

russia is corrupt enough that it could be bought out with money

[hollow surge]

what does that draw

[lapis lava]

@keen kernel

samee

everyone has to use iMessage

no green bubbles

and iCloud Photos

and iPhone

and iPad

and iMac

government is Apple Intelligence

[stiff urchin]

2nd modern country to be 100% isolated from the outside world

[keen kernel]

Why are there two, uhh, reactions to this message

[jaunty trellis]

unsane

[shrewd marsh]

the only apple products that are good are the macs

[keen kernel]

plugin that adds reactions to reactions

so I can husk a husk

[lapis lava]

all Apple products are good

[keen kernel]

The whimsical Magic Mouse:

[shrewd marsh]

compared with the price... nah

[lapis lava]

i forgot

okay maybe not all

apple products would either be S, A or B tier

[shrewd marsh]

I could buy a MacBook pro I got the money

maybe I do

[keen kernel]

Ok fair

[edgy ermine]

[jaunty trellis]

I will buy an used macbook and put asahi on it

[keen kernel]

my bsky alt 😢

[velvet hill]

i made it mom im in the vencord bingo

[keen kernel]

prageru server 😢

[velvet hill]

discord.gg/vencord?

[stiff urchin]

amd fsr reference

[shrewd marsh]

I could also buy 2 iphone 16 I got the money
but I'm used to android so

maybe in 5 years

[velvet hill]

save your money

iphone 16 is ass, same as any brand new iphone

wait a few years and then get it

[shrewd marsh]

that's my plan

[stiff urchin]

isn't it just AI™️ (not to be confused with AI (Artificial Intelligence))

[velvet hill]

nah it has some goofy camera button/slider as well i think

[stiff urchin]

😨

[velvet hill]

not worth the price

[shrewd marsh]

that's why I bought a Google pixel

it's worth the price

[velvet hill]

yop

[keen kernel]

I stupidly got a Samsung

[shrewd marsh]

hell nah

[keen kernel]

I shouldve done Google pixel

[shrewd marsh]

well I have to use a Samsung too since that's necessary for my job

Samsung phone, Samsung tablet

[stark herald]

@keen kernel rewrite minecraft in typescript and rust

[shrewd marsh]

glad that's not my private stuff

[velvet hill]

quit

[shrewd marsh]

no

[edgy ermine]

Apple definitely ran out of ideas with the iPhone 16

[keen kernel]

How'd you know the exact stuff that's powering my private project "wispcraft"

[stark herald]

@keen kernel did you know you can make pixels with display entities

like

[velvet hill]

yeah

[edgy ermine]

Cmon Apple you had 1 year to come up with a revolutionary idea

[stark herald]

only 4 entities for a screen with any amount of pixels

[edgy ermine]

But... It looks the same as my iPhone 11

[keen kernel]

whoa

how

[stark herald]

(they're 4 text displays next to each other

[shrewd marsh]

every apple phone looks the same

literally

[velvet hill]

nop

[keen kernel]

oh that makes sense

[edgy ermine]

Minus the notch

[stark herald]

because each must have a little gap between characters you can just cover the gaps with the same character with 3 other entities moved a little

it's Awesome

[edgy ermine]

WTF

I did not know it looked like that

[stark herald]

I used it to make custom textures in blocks and it worked just fine

[keen kernel]

Why did they switch the back and front on the last phone

[lapis lava]

@stark herald hii

[stark herald]

who this

[lapis lava]

vban

[edgy ermine]

hi

[neon ferry]

Gimme some users silly

[edgy ermine]

Vee

[lapis lava]

@stark herald

[stark herald]

nop

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow what if when u replied to gimme some users silly it did action on the user

[velvet hill]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-tv-show-it's-peak-sad-gif-8715873398474566351

[stark herald]

they make big money they don't gaf 🔥

[lapis lava]

nop

Apple still 🔛🔝

[velvet hill]

with no ai even.....

[shrewd marsh]

yeah tbh the only apple product I would personally buy would be mac

[stark herald]

Only cus the other companies fell off harder

[velvet hill]

thats what i thought also 2 years ago

[lapis lava]

Apple consistently innovates

[velvet hill]

now i have everything......... its an addiction

[edgy ermine]

Mac is actually good

[stark herald]

my organs hurt must be the monster

[keen kernel]

anyone else hear a you've been gnomed sound edit in "don't start now" by dua lipa

[edgy ermine]

I'm upgrading to M4 next year

[lapis lava]

@open pasture quit husking

[velvet hill]

@lapis lava MOD ABUSE

nina 22 is NOT yet available

[edgy ermine]

sorry I ate all the potatoes

[stark herald]

you love new innovative ai

[edgy ermine]

that's why there's a famine

[lapis lava]

my friend told me to stop tapbacking his green bubbles

[glad sphinx]

java 22 is

[lapis lava]

so i just reacted HAHA to his message 16 times (and removed the reaction)

[stark herald]

what's tpabacking

[covert patio]

Java 23 is

[velvet hill]

Java 23 is not yet available

[edgy ermine]

guhh

[covert patio]

It is

[velvet hill]

It's not.

[glad sphinx]

JDK 23
JDK 23 is the latest release of the Java SE Platform.

[velvet hill]

@nocturne bough confirm please

[edgy ermine]

@open pasture code together eta wen

[stark herald]

jschlatt

[keen kernel]

You said snot

[velvet hill]

java 23 is NOT real its made up by APPLE

to sell more android devices

[nocturne bough]

True

[velvet hill]

NOT TRUE

[glad sphinx]

https://www.oracle.com/java/technologies/downloads/#java23

[velvet hill]

NOPPPPPPPPPPP

[stark herald]

badboyhalo skeppy fruitberries dream fitmc georgewastaken

[edgy ermine]

I'm Not Elon Musk

[velvet hill]

ios is made in pure java 22

[keen kernel]

@nin0.dev be like: virus link, vban

[edgy ermine]

Geez java 23 already???

I remember making java applets with java 1.8 😭

[velvet hill]

its fake

trust me

[keen kernel]

YOURE fake ‼️

[velvet hill]

thats me when im talking about java 22

[stark herald]

awwkk

[nocturne bough]

Also me when reviewdb

Decent plugin

[edgy ermine]

manti is fake

[velvet hill]

i agree

[edgy ermine]

I found the real manti

[glad sphinx]

JDK 23 reached General Availability on 17 September 2024. Production-ready binaries under the GPL are available from Oracle; binaries from other vendors will follow shortly.

[keen kernel]

Honestly eaglercraft is pretty neat especially the webrtc parts, whoever implemented that must be really cool

[velvet hill]

awk tu ah and process that text !

[edgy ermine]

It's also illegal

[glad sphinx]

Source: openjdk https://openjdk.org/projects/jdk/23/

[lapis lava]

vmute 28d automod bypass

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted thepotatofamine (@velvet hill) for 28 days

[edgy ermine]

I banned eagle craft on the school network

[nocturne bough]

DONT

REMOVE TIMEOUT

How could you mute our fellow java user

[keen kernel]

so is piracy

[edgy ermine]

Yop

[stark herald]

Maisy juby mefi vee fiery manti rosie colin devilbro zerebos aagamer

[shrewd marsh]

I don't use school networks btw

[velvet hill]

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement. I'm not looking for forgiveness, I'm just here to apologise.

[keen kernel]

nuh uh, I have it on s3

and cloudfront

[edgy ermine]

If anyone circumvents the filters I set on the school computers I lock their account

Simple as that

[lapis lava]

how did you become a school IT admin

[keen kernel]

Villain

[edgy ermine]

three people have suffered the fate

[boreal torrent]

evil

[glad sphinx]

job interview

[edgy ermine]

idk just doing my job 😭

[stark herald]

just like piracy

[shrewd marsh]

do you get paid for it

[boreal torrent]

ur job is not letting children have fun

smh

[edgy ermine]

no

[lapis lava]

tbh i don't get how do people have the time of playing minecraft on the school network

[stark herald]

imagine how wonderful the world would be without copyright

[keen kernel]

fressssss 😭 I said that already

[edgy ermine]

I don't get paid for it

but

[boreal torrent]

WHAT

[lapis lava]

then why do you do it 😭

[boreal torrent]

then why are you doing that

[edgy ermine]

I get volunteer hours

[boreal torrent]

😭

[shrewd marsh]

then remove every filter

[boreal torrent]

because school is very easy

[keen kernel]

no but

[boreal torrent]

and i can finish stuff very fast

[shrewd marsh]

you can't do something unless you get paid for

[boreal torrent]

but i dont play mc on school computers because they suck

[stark herald]

Making children mad I'd do that for free

[boreal torrent]

and barely run mc

[lapis lava]

eh i find it easy, i'm on time but i still barely have time

[edgy ermine]

also having admin is fun

[boreal torrent]

(they run eaglercraft at 12fps)

[edgy ermine]

I can install Minecraft if I want

[stark herald]

I would pay to make children mad

[keen kernel]

ONLY way to redeem yourself is that when ur done with volunteering, unblock everything

[nocturne bough]

I (and my friends) played fortnite on school smart board once

And won a game

[edgy ermine]

a

[lapis lava]

i love yaak

[boreal torrent]

https://tenor.com/kXIbVjdMB8x.gif

[glad sphinx]

give everyone sudo permission

[edgy ermine]

Anyways Roblox and fortnite are completely banned

[lapis lava]

good

[nocturne bough]

Not lie

[keen kernel]

On windows? Guh

[nocturne bough]

We really did

[keen kernel]

you know it's either windows or chromeos

[nocturne bough]

We also played with on screen keyboard and mouse

[edgy ermine]

anyone caught doing that gets a ban and a trip to the office

[stark herald]

what if children not playing games makes them more stressed which makes them less productive so they learn less and they'll have a bad future because of eaglercraft being blocked in school

[nocturne bough]

Had to bind stuff

[lapis lava]

do people hate you for being IT admin

[edgy ermine]

no

[signal rose]

Strip search at the office??

[lapis lava]

how

[edgy ermine]

People don't hate me because I'm singlehandedly saving their grades

[keen kernel]

me when I go to the office and install eaglercraft on the principal's laptop

[edgy ermine]

lol

[glad sphinx]

i use linux most of the time so how do you do that on windows

[lapis lava]

[keen kernel]

admin

[edgy ermine]

I often spend hours of my time just helping my classmates

[keen kernel]

do u guys use cisco opendns

[edgy ermine]

no

[stark herald]

my teeth hurt

[shrewd marsh]

would only do if I get good money with it

[keen kernel]

do u use lightspeed

[edgy ermine]

I get to skip all my assignments

[glad sphinx]

you could be gaming

[shrewd marsh]

AYO

[lapis lava]

eh i tend to help friends with stuff

[edgy ermine]

in fact out of the 20 assignments of this semester I only did 2

[keen kernel]

INSANE

ok I understand now

[lapis lava]

but 99% of time theyre too unproductive so i give up halfway

[keen kernel]

me trying to tell someone how to do something simple to me is like pulling teeth

[glad sphinx]

that is so accurate with my friends too lol

[stark herald]

fuuck

uh

kys

[shrewd marsh]

that's cool but not having school is cooler

[stark herald]

oops

[shrewd marsh]

I work full time

[stark herald]

I thought that word was automodded

[keen kernel]

Viru

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[keen kernel]

grants admin perms

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[edgy ermine]

I've noticed people love not following the directions

haihai

tiramisu

[boreal torrent]

HACKINGHARDWARELIKESOFTWARE

[glad sphinx]

so close to a bingo https://prnt.sc/7DOPflbEwguE

[boreal torrent]

wtff.

fres gone rogue

[keen kernel]

add a link to unblocked games on the desktop as a shortcut that auto logs the user out

[edgy ermine]

That's evil

[keen kernel]

Then you should do it

[shrewd marsh]

sounds like fun

[edgy ermine]

I have to stay semi-professional

[glad sphinx]

I did make a C script that restarts your computer so that might help

[keen kernel]

Did you block random exes

[shrewd marsh]

that's semi professional trust

[keen kernel]

like ultrasurf

[edgy ermine]

no

[keen kernel]

install ultrasurf

it a VPN with no admin needed

bc it uses system proxy

:D

now pay me for disclosing this info

[edgy ermine]

as I said it's quite simple if anyone breaks the rules I open active directory computers and users and I ban their account

[keen kernel]

me when my classmate doesn't log out

[lapis lava]

psexec and log them out

[edgy ermine]

Then I use mstsc and I troll them for a bit before forcing them out of their session

[stark herald]

guh

[shrewd marsh]

help me this bus driver doesn't know how to drive

[keen kernel]

can students msg *

[lapis lava]

thats even better

[edgy ermine]

fun fact mstsc has a /noconsentprompt option

[velvet hill]

My teacher just freezes my computer if I’m playing games and looks at me passive aggressively

[edgy ermine]

No

Only I can

[keen kernel]

aww

Boooo

[edgy ermine]

I've tested that already

works for me and the teacher but not the regular students

[velvet hill]

He has some app that shows the entire classrooms screens at the same time and he puts it up on the projector to look cold

[keen kernel]

do you have a network share with old files on it like my school district did

[edgy ermine]

whar

no

[keen kernel]

I love WCPSS worst security

[lapis lava]

apple classroom teachers when I

[keen kernel]

got like 200 rows of an SQL database leaked before I was able to get it reported and the endpoint killed

[harsh minnow]

WHY IS IT TINY

[keen kernel]

had allergies addresses parent and student names and stuff like that

[stark herald]

you kept it

[edgy ermine]

sorry

[lapis lava]

i made it tiny

[harsh minnow]

how do i make it bigger 😭

[lapis lava]

also default wallpaper insane

[keen kernel]

no I didn't leak it someone else did (bc I talked about the endpoint 😭 )

[glad sphinx]

mouse on edge of corner + drag

[velvet hill]

you in bed:

[edgy ermine]

my school doesn't have a VDP boo hoo

[stark herald]

HAHA

[keen kernel]

Alt+enter

[edgy ermine]

How do you get husks so damn fast

lemme try

[harsh minnow]

that worked

[edgy ermine]

uh

[harsh minnow]

but it's comically low resolution

[velvet hill]

the art of huskbaiting

[edgy ermine]

Android sucks iPhone so much better in every way

[lapis lava]

i finally added caching to last fm api flooder lastfm wrapped

[harsh minnow]

bro what does this say

[edgy ermine]

cmon husk me

[glad sphinx]

A bingo! https://prnt.sc/tcp8TZ2d5vsB

[shrewd marsh]

hi

sent from my google pixel

[stark herald]

something's wrong with this town's residents.. I think they're evil

[edgy ermine]

I'm on a Google pixel too

[keen kernel]

Xhe hawk on my guh till I #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[glad sphinx]

Xhe

[harsh minnow]

i need to find resolution

[shrewd marsh]

best phone

[velvet hill]

84 pings

[stark herald]

ai generated looking ahh 💀

[glad sphinx]

It says ,..,,.,,,.,.,,,,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.,..,.,.., obviously

[edgy ermine]

Why does aliucord keep randomly doing this

[keen kernel]

U can also try F11 or Ctrl+f

[stark herald]

my chest hurts

[lapis lava]

random thought but instead of always fetching 60 pages of scrobbles i should use hardcoded testing data

[keen kernel]

Not for me

[glad sphinx]

You do not have permission to send messages in this channel, simple.

[stark herald]

don't worry RN does it too

[edgy ermine]

Not in the middle of a conversation

Huh does France have this "fand" thing for the bottles

[stark herald]

I was given hausmaster for 1 second once to fix the RN channel perms cache bug it wouldn't let me talk in offtopic otherwise

[edgy ermine]

or was that only for Germany

[boreal torrent]

why u comparing an os to a phone

[keen kernel]

I remember this

[boreal torrent]

doesnt even make sense

[edgy ermine]

Because I'm too lazy to say "all smartphones running the Android operating system"

[keen kernel]

you just did

[boreal torrent]

Android is free software

if manufacturers can't make a good fork

it's their fault

[edgy ermine]

what about the googlified version

[keen kernel]

rabbit r1's OS isn't free...

[edgy ermine]

still free?

[vivid junco]

And very open source

[keen kernel]

rabbit r1's OS isn't open source...

[edgy ermine]

AOSP is the open source thing

[boreal torrent]

free software as in freedom

[lapis lava]

vfjd?

[neon ferry]

No

[vivid junco]

You know what I mean

[edgy ermine]

vfju?

[boreal torrent]

mass data harvesting spyware

[glad sphinx]

like linux (android is built on linux)

[edgy ermine]

Android is not built on linux

[vivid junco]

Linux kernel moment

[boreal torrent]

linux and android aren't open source

they're free software

🤓

[edgy ermine]

android uses linux

[vapid yarrow]

vfjd?

[neon ferry]

No

[vivid junco]

Where's my gesture bar gone 😭

[edgy ermine]

horror

hop off 3 button navigation

[glad sphinx]

https://github.com/torvalds/linux "not open source"

[vivid junco]

Why does this ROM refuse to give me the gesture bar 😭

[boreal torrent]

yeah

[stark herald]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[boreal torrent]

it's free software

it's different

[stark herald]

what

[boreal torrent]

https://www.gnu.org/philosophy/open-source-misses-the-point.html

[stark herald]

that's like saying dpi is different than ppi

[glad sphinx]

Linux is a free, open source operating system released under the GNU General Public License (GPL). Anyone can run, study, modify, and redistribute the source code, or even sell copies of their modified code, as long as they do so under the same license.

[boreal torrent]

...it's not

[glad sphinx]

Precisely

[vivid junco]

Ok le bar is back

[boreal torrent]

take the etymology from the term "free software" and "open source"

[keen kernel]

open source imo means the source is open for all to access

[boreal torrent]

the term "open source" was made as a response to the FSF by the Open Source Initiative

[stark herald]

isn't linux 's source code available to the open?

[glad sphinx]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING LIKE https://github.com/torvalds/linux

[stark herald]

I think I misworded idk

[keen kernel]

the term "yap" was made in response to the Open Source Initiative

[boreal torrent]

yeah

that's not what open source means though

[boreal torrent]

source availability doesn't turn one open source

[keen kernel]

I choose to misinterpret

[stark herald]

same

[boreal torrent]

guhh

[glad sphinx]

o·pen-source
adjectiveComputing
adjective: open-source

denoting software for which the original source code is made freely available and may be redistributed and modified.

[stark herald]

most people don't think that deep

not that relevant

[boreal torrent]

yeah and that's the mistake

people are getting dumber

[keen kernel]

Not really

[boreal torrent]

Open source as a term emerged in the late 1990s by a group of people in the free software movement who were critical of the political agenda and moral philosophy implied in the term "free software" and sought to reframe the discourse to reflect a more commercially minded position.[14] In addition, the ambiguity of the term "free software" was seen as discouraging business adoption

[keen kernel]

just write ur license well and it's fine

[keen kernel]

I wish I had nitro so I could react with the flower

😭

[lapis lava]

hawk 1: 1+1
hawk 2: uhh

[keen kernel]

nuh uh

[glad sphinx]

i swear to god

[stark herald]

vmute 1d

my chest hurtd

[boreal torrent]

yeah ur just being ignorant for the sake of being ignorant

[keen kernel]

You sent this in ur chat channel first stop reposting

[keen kernel]

I'm being ignorant for the sake of I don't need to overcomplicate terminology that already worked for me

[boreal torrent]

okay

that doesn't change the etymology behind those though

[stark herald]

Idk I'll just keep using free software and open source interchangeably

[keen kernel]

I don't need clauses in my brain for definitions of words, if those clauses literally never come up in my usage

[boreal torrent]

in practice

the difference is

free software is focused on the consumer and its freedom

[glad sphinx]

You know i think a "Lazy perfectionist" would stop arguing by now

[keen kernel]

it's like definition of a word vs it's perceived meaning

YAYY VENCORDRAMA

VENARGUMENT

[boreal torrent]

guh

[harsh minnow]

free software = based and freedompilled
open source software = corporate lingo for code they can use for free without giving anything back

[stark herald]

it's the kind of thing thats only brought up in exams or arguments

[boreal torrent]

YEAH

[keen kernel]

@stark herald it's like totalfreedom all over again

[rapid aurora]

Bonjour, hello, Salam, halo

[keen kernel]

but less

[stark herald]

nop

[keen kernel]

Tf had more arguments

[shrewd marsh]

[keen kernel]

it was good, I miss tf...

[rapid aurora]

Free = You are the product

[boreal torrent]

It's sad that "open source" took over despite the intentions of OSI

[keen kernel]

I miss arguing over nothing...

[rapid aurora]

Hihihihihihihi

[stark herald]

my chest hurts more I might try sleeping it off

[keen kernel]

@glad sphinx HEY YOU! WHYD YOU REACT WITH A THUMBS UP??

GRRR IMMA ARGUE OVER THIS!!

[rapid aurora]

I don't miss getting attacked after having an argument
I'm a complete new kawaii person now

[keen kernel]

RAHHHH THUMBS UP ARE AGAINST MY BELIEFS

YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEEE

[stark herald]

arguments about furry mapart next to spawn

[shrewd marsh]

why do I know this situation

[rapid aurora]

Thumbs up is haram, don't thumbs up me

[boreal torrent]

someone recommended me a furry rpg game

the gameplay seemed very cool

[rapid aurora]

Strinova?

[boreal torrent]

but then i checked the steam reviews

[boreal torrent]

i lost faith in humanity

[stark herald]

@boreal torrent

[boreal torrent]

@stark herald

[rapid aurora]

Strinova reviews :

https://tenor.com/view/orca-tongue-freaky-tongue-out-freak-gif-13890646100967462988

[stark herald]

@keen kernel revive tf