🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[viral cape]

it feels wrong to sell gaming laptops with 512gb

[covert patio]

wow my router doesnt allow cloudflare im cooked i cant use my own domain

[deep token]

running out of fucking space

[viral cape]

doubt this will free up much

[lapis lava]

@viral cape cant a find just apply to multiple modules considering the code seems to be the exact same

[viral cape]

yeah dont use your router to configure it lol

[lusty oak]

yeah my cracks and steam lib take up all the space

[covert patio]

how do i do it then

[deep token]

@rare trout wtf this is $120

[lapis lava]

i will make bencord companion tell me which modules are found

[deep token]

that's ONE

[rare trout]

salemtechsperts

[viral cape]

just set up cron job or systemd timer that runs a script every so often on a server on your network

[lusty oak]

what the fuck

overpriced

[drifting carbon]

the greatest technician thats ever lived

[deep token]

welcome to czechia

[viral cape]

you need @noble quest hotline

[lapis lava]

the greatest technician thats ever lived

[rare trout]

i work for him

[covert patio]

*112$

[lapis lava]

i already installed freenitrogenerator

[deep token]

how

[rare trout]

became mod

became admin

[drifting carbon]

no way

[deep token]

usd silly

[rare trout]

became store manager for shopify

now hes paying me

[covert patio]

fixed

[lusty oak]

I'm from Romania I know the feeling

[deep token]

🤓

i round up

[lusty oak]

but holy shit

[deep token]

that is actually wild

[lusty oak]

that's overpriced even for romanian vendors

[rare trout]

was at his shop on friday

took that pic

[deep token]

free SN

gonna icloud lock it

don't give the SN out

[drifting carbon]

based

[rare trout]

how am i supposed to differentiate them

[deep token]

idk give them a number or something

[viral cape]

how

[covert patio]

so there is some cloudflare ddns api which i will post to update the public ip or what

[deep token]

spoof your own sn and register it under your account

actually possible

[viral cape]

guh

[deep token]

i could do it if i wanted to

[viral cape]

yeah something like that

[viral cape]

funny (evil)

[rare trout]

i will find you

[covert patio]

smart

[deep token]

time to whip out my hackintosh

kidding i'm not an ass

[rare trout]

1.5m subs after you

[viral cape]

you should probably tell him that is possible

[deep token]

could do it to an overpriced ebay seller

[drifting carbon]

[1] new notification: your apple account has been suspended/terminated

[deep token]

yes that's why i said it

[viral cape]

deserved

[rare trout]

i can't change the link unless i relist

[main wyvern]

[deep token]

damn

well your choice then

[lapis lava]

okay i made it send module ids or whatever we call them these days

[deep token]

buuuut for next ones you probably shouldn't put the sn up at all

[rare trout]

they have applecare +

too

[deep token]

wtf thats awesome

wish i had money

[rare trout]

be less poor

[deep token]

i mean

i have a 16" m2 pro mbp

what would i need an m2 13" for

[deep token]

how lmao

[rare trout]

this one is mine https://admin.shopify.com/store/333fdb/products/7400862056514

oops

https://salemtechsperts.com/products/2020-m1-macbook-pro-a2338

[deep token]

icloud storage almost full

and the sn 😭

[open pasture]

600 dollars for a base model m1 is kinda crazy

[rare trout]

i cannot afford to do less

or well i can

480 specifically

[open pasture]

hey guys check out my new website
http://localhost:3000

[drifting carbon]

the battery too 😭

its at 1%

[deep token]

edging it

[drifting carbon]

oh nice! my website is at http://localhost:5000

[rare trout]

what do you think
C:/Users/Owner/Documents/website.html

[open pasture]

do you need a mac though

[rare trout]

im selling this

[open pasture]

ohh

I thought you were buying one

[deep token]

hey i just finished the product marketing material
file://final.pdf

[rare trout]

someone bought another for 900ish

https://salemtechsperts.com/products/2022-m2-macbook-pro-a2338-sn-dyrwrfwl7x

[main wyvern]

THERE'S A WAYLAND XFCE SESSION NOW???????

[deep token]

sexy

[open pasture]

wait can random people sell stuff on salem techspert's site or do you like know them

[deep token]

sn 😭

[rare trout]

id totally pay extra for applecare+

so like

we have a few that are damaged too

not sure how we are gonna price them

damaged cosmetically

shattered clutch

etc

[deep token]

just swap the components and abuse applecare

lol

[open pasture]

what a day

[rare trout]

we bought these from a recycler

[open pasture]

@rare trout bwa

[deep token]

whats up

[rare trout]

crazy they have applecare till 2026

[rare trout]

i work for him

[open pasture]

oh sick

[drifting carbon]

it just says "hewwo :3"

[rare trout]

i helped film the next video

[open pasture]

his shorts are entertaining

[deep token]

so true

[rare trout]

we now have 2 nvmes stuck in the ceiling

[deep token]

i want applecare 😭

btw rate my deal, aws9 cellular 45mm for $200

perfect condition

[open pasture]

in?

[rare trout]

AWS

[deep token]

i got super lucky

[rare trout]

L

[deep token]

apple watch dummy

[open pasture]

aw s9

[rare trout]

apple AWS

[noble quest]

yea there are a few on gh

[rare trout]

yes

[jaunty trellis]

experimental at best and yes also you can use basically any compositor you want

[rare trout]

id tell you how they got there

[deep token]

amazon web services

[viral cape]

how

[rare trout]

but you gonna hve to wait for the next video

[open pasture]

I hate aws

[noble quest]

[rare trout]

i used aws free tier for a year

was okay

i guess

switched to oracle

[open pasture]

Me when my site gets more than 5 visitors (I am now 12000 dollars in debt)

[deep token]

i will steal emoji

[covert patio]

Nice imma just write some python scirpt

[rare trout]

balls

[open pasture]

have I shown you guys the large flandre fumo

I have

[open pasture]

ignore the mustard cables coming from the case

[rare trout]

i used to have that case

its fucking shit

the power buttons lose their clickyness

and you have to fucking jam it in to use it

[deep token]

thonk

[copper turtle]

Omg thiknpad

I love thinkpad

[open pasture]

yeah the power button isn't clicky but it has quite a bit of drive storage so it's nice for now

[rare trout]

consider nvme

[noble quest]

funny mouse

[open pasture]

I've been waiting to upgrade to something like a fractal design case

[rare trout]

do

[paper gate]

i have fractal north its nice

[noble quest]

NEED

[rare trout]

good fucking god

[jaunty trellis]

[viral cape]

are these things actually good or not

[deep token]

the fuck is going on with that heatsink

is the chip fucking 45 degree mounted

[rare trout]

no reason for it not to be

NVMe is standard PCIe lanes

[main wyvern]

not hyprland tho 😔

at least i couldn't

[deep token]

what the fuck

[jaunty trellis]

you should be able to but as I said it's experimental at best so expect nothing to work

[rare trout]

do you guys not know about that GPU with the NVMe slot

[main wyvern]

nah hyprland doesn't seem to allow it

[stiff urchin]

is that where you put the self-destruct button

[jaunty trellis]

elaborate

[open pasture]

yes

my house instantly explodes

[stiff urchin]

[open pasture]

also sidenote
the x86 architecture is hell

[rare trout]

https://www.pcworld.com/article/2120303/the-newest-asus-rtx-4060-ti-includes-an-m-2-ssd-slot.html

[paper gate]

@rare trout h

[main wyvern]

there's a parameter that gets passed when starting xfce with a wayland compositor and hyprland doesn't accept it

[deep token]

"SSD drives"

Solid State Drive drives

[jaunty trellis]

hm?

[rare trout]

Don't use it

[deep token]

on god

[rare trout]

Rip in peace

[deep token]

arm >>

[open pasture]

im writing an emulator for it

it's so painful

[rare trout]

Make it in x64

[open pasture]

but i need pc-98 emulation

[paper gate]

risc v

[rare trout]

Emulate like this
x64 -> x86 -> pc98

[jaunty trellis]

zooter will get microshit and guhgle to make riscv into a viable platform

[unborn halo]

ATM machine

[lapis lava]

zootfs

[jaunty trellis]

nina will use zootfs

[sudden sun]

@rapid aurora actually the switch wifi isnt that bad

got 400mbps down

[deep token]

fr

[robust relic]

so based

[main wyvern]

[ ERROR ] Unknown option 'xfce4-session' !

die

[lapis lava]

love

i wonder if the discord spotify token has playlist management perms

[boreal torrent]

I should sleep

[lapis lava]

zenless zone zero

good night

[boreal torrent]

Nop

Gn

[jaunty trellis]

nini

[boreal torrent]

💤

[main wyvern]

wtf is hyprland-uwsm

[viral cape]

is it possible to reauth with more permissions

[lapis lava]

probably

if yes i will add “add to liked songs” to spotify presence

[boreal torrent]

Universal Wayland Session Manager is a recommended way to start Hyprland session on systemd distros. uwsm wraps standalone Wayland compositors into a set of Systemd units and provides robust session management including environment, XDG autostart support, bi-directional binding with login session, and clean shutdown

[main wyvern]

hmmm

[viral cape]

did it happen again

it did

[rare trout]

Yes

[viral cape]

holy fuck

[jaunty trellis]

did it get taken down already

[rare trout]

https://ukdefencejournal.org.uk/classified-fighter-jet-specs-leaked-on-war-thunder-again/

[jaunty trellis]

• again

love

[stiff urchin]

at this point journalists can say "War Thunder players did it again" and everyone will know

[distant stag]

i tried to fix my vencord build with chatgpt cuz i was getting 2 errors and luckily it helped me turn that into 1268 errors 🙏

[jaunty trellis]

and this is why programmer jobs will be safe

[stiff urchin]

this is why you don't use ai if you don't know what you're doing

[stiff urchin]

literally

[rare trout]

This is what we call economic growth

[stiff urchin]

one of my friends thought csproj was a c# file because chatgpt told them so

and was wondering why vscode wanted nothing to do with it

[jaunty trellis]

😭

[viral cape]

You love #📖-info message being added because people do this in #🧩-plugin-development

[hollow surge]

fart

[rare trout]

thats so silly, vscode cant open counter strike project files

everybody knows that

[glossy swallow]

maybe i should make an ai proof vs code extension

obfuscates your code on save

[rare trout]

chatgpt please deobfuscate this code

[glossy swallow]

and confuses it with comments saying the code does something different to what it actually does

pretty sure that would work at least some of the time

[void ivy]

errrrr, if they have c# devkit installed it actually does use the csproj files, so does the .net cli

[stiff urchin]

just put "// a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a" on every other line

[void ivy]

no its not written in c# but it is a vital part of the project

[stiff urchin]

well i meant in a way they wanted it xd

[void ivy]

oh were they expecting it to be written in c#

[stiff urchin]

they were expecting vscode to treat it like an actual c# file

[glossy swallow]

you could encrypt your code and then eval it in the source file

[viral cape]

FUNNY

[void ivy]

oh lmfao

yeah no then

[boreal torrent]

Last image before sleep

[viral cape]

how to make it look like you are building malware

[glossy swallow]

i don't think chatgpt is smart enough to identify the algorithm and then decrypt it with your key

[rare trout]

[glossy swallow]

imagine if chatgpt was turing comlpete

[winter girder]

Now make it leak usa nuclear launch codew

[glossy swallow]

and you could run a minecraft server on their servers by saying what does this command output: java -jar minecraft-server.jar

[rare trout]

// Nuclear Launch System Simulation

// Simulated database of authorized users
const authorizedUsers = ["admin", "commander", "president"];

// Log system for tracking events
const log = [];

// Global state
let nuke = false; // System armed
let countdownTimer = null; // Countdown reference

// Function to log events
function logEvent(message) {
    const timestamp = new Date().toISOString();
    log.push(`[${timestamp}] ${message}`);
    console.log(message);
}

// Function to authenticate users
function authenticate(user) {
    if (authorizedUsers.includes(user)) {
        logEvent(`User "${user}" authenticated successfully.`);
        return true;
    } else {
        logEvent(`Unauthorized access attempt by "${user}".`);
        return false;
    }
}

// Function to arm the system
function armSystem(user) {
    if (authenticate(user)) {
        nuke = true;
        logEvent("System armed and ready.");
        console.log("Type `launchSequence()` to initiate a launch.");
    } else {
        console.log("Access denied.");
    }
}

// Function to disarm the system
function disarmSystem(user) {
    if (authenticate(user)) {
        nuke = false;
        clearInterval(countdownTimer); // Stop countdown if active
        logEvent("System disarmed.");
        console.log("System has been safely disarmed.");
    } else {
        console.log("Access denied.");
    }
}

// Class representing a Nuclear Weapon
class NuclearWeapon {
    constructor(name, payload) {
        this.name = name;
        this.payload = payload; // In megatons
    }

    getInfo() {
        return `${this.name} - Payload: ${this.payload}MT`;
    }
}

// Function to launch the weapon
function launchSequence(weapon) {
    if (!nuke) {
        console.log("System is not armed. Unable to launch.");
        return;
    }

    logEvent(`Launch sequence initiated for ${weapon.getInfo()}.`);
    console.log("Launch countdown started!");

    let countdown = 10; // 10-second countdown
    countdownTimer = setInterval(() => {
        if (countdown > 0) {
            console.log(`T-minus ${countdown} seconds...`);
            countdown--;
        } else {
            clearInterval(countdownTimer);
            console.log(`🚀 BOOM! The ${weapon.getInfo()} has been launched!`);
            logEvent(`The ${weapon.getInfo()} was successfully launched.`);
            nuke = false; // Reset the system
        }
    }, 1000);
}

// Function to abort the launch
function abortLaunch(user) {
    if (authenticate(user)) {
        clearInterval(countdownTimer); // Stop the countdown
        logEvent("Launch sequence aborted by authorized user.");
        console.log("Launch aborted. System disarmed.");
        nuke = false; // Disarm the system
    } else {
        console.log("Access denied.");
    }
}

// Simulation Example
const weapon1 = new NuclearWeapon("ICBM Mark V", 50); // Name: ICBM Mark V, Payload: 50MT
const weapon2 = new NuclearWeapon("Trident II", 100); // Name: Trident II, Payload: 100MT

console.log("Welcome to the Nuclear Launch System Simulation!");
console.log("To begin, use `armSystem(user)` to arm the system.");
console.log("Example weapons available: weapon1, weapon2");
console.log("After arming, use `launchSequence(weapon)` to launch.");
console.log("Use `abortLaunch(user)` to stop the countdown.");
console.log("Logs are stored in the `log` array.");

[glossy swallow]

ah yes the classic discord server role setup

[glossy swallow]

admin commander president

[lapis lava]

flashback to when i ran a web server on gh actions

[viral cape]

ok

[rare trout]

im gonna make a vps system that uses github actions

but i dont wanna get banne

[glossy swallow]

at vendicated you will do this

[lapis lava]

idk tode saying turing complete chatgpt reminded me of this

[grand crypt]

i be emailing vee weirdo shit all the time

[viral cape]

just skid some for training/testing purposes vm instead

[glossy swallow]

epic

[grand crypt]

@frosty hazel who the fuck are you

[lapis lava]

irc bridge

[glossy swallow]

omg

[grand crypt]

youre an irc bridge

[viral cape]

dead

[viral cape]

ok

[glossy swallow]

where did the internet relay cat go

[lapis lava]

i should make ##nin0chat on libera and bridge that

[viral cape]

NO

[lapis lava]

killed

[lapis lava]

why

[distant stag]

dont worry i wasnt gonna share that with anyone 😭

[drifting carbon]

pretty sure thats a irc bridge

[rare trout]

const { armSystem, disarmSystem, launchSequence, abortLaunch, NuclearWeapon } = require("./nuclearSystem");

// Example Workflow
armSystem("commander", "commander123");
const myWeapon = new NuclearWeapon("Peacekeeper", 300); // New weapon
launchSequence("commander", "commander123", myWeapon); // Launch the weapon
setTimeout(() => abortLaunch("commander", "commander123"), 5000); // Abort after 5 seconds

[drifting carbon]

although its dead

[rare trout]

getting closer

[viral cape]

i hope you are doing that as a joke

[rare trout]

guys should i add google oauth to my nuclear launch system

[main wyvern]

yes

[viral cape]

you will add Sign in with Apple instead

[glossy swallow]

it worries me that it's written in javascript

[drifting carbon]

or sign in with guthib

[glossy swallow]

nothing against javascript for a website

[glossy swallow]

but they should use a good language like swift

[lapis lava]

sign in with Apple is very good

it can give the service a hide my email address

[rare trout]

russia wont know who hit them

because email hidden by apple

[drifting carbon]

https://guthib.com/ i thought this would redirect to github lol

[glossy swallow]

is there a taylor swift language

[glossy swallow]

i bet this person gets a load of emails asking to buy the domain for malware

[distant stag]

no im just dumb

[lapis lava]

i have so many

[viral cape]

lol real

[glossy swallow]

guthib.com/microsoft looks so legit

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[glossy swallow]

i wonder where githbu goes

[rare trout]

i should ask how to deploy to AWS

[glossy swallow]

i don't like typing random things into search bar

they will ddos

[lapis lava]

make big nutter do it

[drifting carbon]

redirects to a scam website ig

[lapis lava]

lc.ss https://githbu.com

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 6.84s

[drifting carbon]

good thing ublock blocked it

[glossy swallow]

i use firefox which apparently has worse security than chrome

but i don't wanna switch to chrome

[viral cape]

lc.ss https://glthub.com

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 13.67s

[lapis lava]

domain parking page

Cancer

[viral cape]

yop

[lapis lava]

tode will brave

[viral cape]

Domain parking should be a crime

[lusty oak]

Use brave

[tiny bridge]

I installed vesktop and after loading the vesktop window is all white, nothing else

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[glossy swallow]

ew

[stiff urchin]

githbu

puhbu

[glossy swallow]

blink based

[stiff urchin]

@near ravine you reference

[glossy swallow]

🤮

[drifting carbon]

the url even has my timezone. city and graphics card

this fucking sucks

[lapis lava]

or upgrade to macOS and use Safari

[glossy swallow]

use ladybird

[drifting carbon]

lc.ss https://guthib.com

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 5.10s

[rare trout]

lc.ss https://ipogger.aspy.dev

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 7.62s

[viral cape]

Download Safari for Linux

[viral cape]

poggers

[stiff urchin]

not even the full address

so bad

[jaunty trellis]

gnome web my beloved

[drifting carbon]

lc.ss https://http.cat/404

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 6.91s

[viral cape]

that might be the actual address

[glossy swallow]

i actually would if it can support github outlook gmail proton mail wikipedia youtube discord etc. but i expect that will take some time

[glossy swallow]

i refuse to use software with circle checkboxes

[stiff urchin]

that's a valid ipv6 address?

[viral cape]

yes

[stiff urchin]

o it is

[rare trout]

damnit

[drifting carbon]

wait it actually showed my ip

[viral cape]

what did you expect

and there is nothing real to be scared of

[drifting carbon]

yeah

[lapis lava]

v+ needy

[viral cape]

"Which response do you prefer" Neither of them

[drifting carbon]

how many times does the flag in #🇱🇺-deutsch-german change

[viral cape]

once an hour

[jaunty trellis]

@lapis lava

[drifting carbon]

ah

[viral cape]

where

[lapis lava]

no router

itll probably be back to life by 8pm

[viral cape]

wtf is wrong with it

can you run a car over it and get replacement

[jaunty trellis]

insane

[hollow surge]

boo!

[lapis lava]

idk its been having some issues lately

[drifting carbon]

ig the power always just shuts off?

[lapis lava]

we will probably yell at isp and they will change

[viral cape]

WRONG

DO NOT DO THAT

DO NOT

[lapis lava]

why

[viral cape]

buy your own router

[lapis lava]

yeah if it dies i have to rebuy one

isp gives for free

[viral cape]

isp will provide a new stupid fucking piece of shit that doesn't have feature

[viral cape]

yes but horror

[drifting carbon]

my isp is so bad that they blocked the game among us for no reason

[rare trout]

i do use chatgpt sometimes

[lapis lava]

can it connect to internet? does it have a separate guest network? can you change dns? can you port forward?

if yes to all 4 then idc

[jaunty trellis]

https://kuma.blahai.gay/status/nina

[rare trout]

[viral cape]

horror take

[glossy swallow]

uses of port forwarding:

• minecraft
• getting virus because you run windows vista

[lapis lava]

yop

i don’t port forward anyway

[viral cape]

yes

[drifting carbon]

lc.ss https://blahai.gay/

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 6.62s

[jaunty trellis]

love

[lapis lava]

@glossy swallow the kode tode

[glossy swallow]

i have used the internet for a while and not needed anything apart from port forwarding

[viral cape]

who wants to see my deranged port forward

[drifting carbon]

rip

[jaunty trellis]

I'll fix eventually (when I can be fucked to make an actual website)

so like never

but dw about it

[drifting carbon]

does this bot actually work with other sites

lc.ss https://uwuntuos.site/

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 7.01s

[drifting carbon]

oh it does

[glossy swallow]

my router defaults to allowing all wan -> lan why is there a port forward page still

[viral cape]

do i nuke it to death so many things i should not host off my home network and aren't even used anymore (bottom 2)

[viral cape]

what do you think port forwarding does

[viral cape]

horror i hope this is a joke

[jaunty trellis]

port forwarding so bad

[glass shell]

can't wait for bocchi the rock! season 2 rahhh

metal band is gonna hit so hard

[lapis lava]

cloudflared my beloved

[jaunty trellis]

just get a really cheap vps and put tailscale on it and reverse proxy that

[jaunty trellis]

you can even host a status page that just tells u host down come back later if it can't connect

[drifting carbon]

no it actually isnt

its a real thing

[rapid aurora]

what character should i buy in strinova

Galatea or fuchsia

[lapis lava]

none

stop buying things in video games

[drifting carbon]

mjd even did a whole video on it

[rapid aurora]

it's free..

[drifting carbon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEDcmMGRPV4&t

[glossy swallow]

ngrok

[rapid aurora]

i been saving the whole day!!

[lapis lava]

tailscale funnel

much better than ngrok

[glossy swallow]

ngok easy though

[deep token]

@glass shell

[glass shell]

SIDEROS my beloved..,.,..,

[glass shell]

hi

[deep token]

hiiiiiiiiii

[glass shell]

hi

[glossy swallow]

i remember telling my friend to just turn off the firewall so we could play minecraft together

is this bad advice

[deep token]

no

[drifting carbon]

whywhywhywhywhy

WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

[lapis lava]

both of you will get Tailscale and make a Tailnet and lan

[glossy swallow]

surely windows does not have any services running on open ports by default

[lapis lava]

idk maybe smb

[viral cape]

in 2024 i would just send friend my ipv6 address

and if they cant use it then Skill Issue

[rough dome]

true!

[lapis lava]

i don’t have ipv6

[glossy swallow]

this was their windows firewall

not router firewall

it was over lan

[jaunty trellis]

cringe

[viral cape]

i know

[viral cape]

ok

[glass shell]

i still find it really funny that they reveal Ohtsuki in season one for like a split second

no one knows she's gonna be important

[viral cape]

windows firewall is still horror

i dont even run firewall on my computers

[lapis lava]

@viral cape do you see large services switching to ipv6 at some poiny

[glossy swallow]

what services does windows have open to 0.0.0.0 by default

[lapis lava]

fedora comes with firewall so i keep enabled

[glass shell]

r and r are typing

[viral cape]

all the non cursed ones (so not discord or github) do already

[jaunty trellis]

gh also uses v6 for ghcr

[viral cape]

discord does partial ipv6

for voice chat only

[jaunty trellis]

guh

[lapis lava]

i will make nixos vm and try it out a little

[glossy swallow]

i do not personaly use firewall on linux

[lapis lava]

if i like i will distrohop once again

[jaunty trellis]

do

[main wyvern]

i use icewall

[glossy swallow]

[main wyvern]

jajajajja

[glossy swallow]

unless it's a server

[lapis lava]

i think i have no firewall rules on my pi

[glass shell]

every time i come back here I feel like there's one more person that has r as their nickname

[main wyvern]

i will eat it

[lapis lava]

only rules to prevent nin0chat user from using my services

luña

[main wyvern]

niño

[jaunty trellis]

my server firewall is just block every port that isn't needed so 22, 80, 443 and 25565

[viral cape]

what happened

[jaunty trellis]

and ig whatever the wireguard port is

I forgor

[sudden sun]

@rapid aurora wii emu works fine on switch

[viral cape]

oh

[glossy swallow]

i will open ssh on default port with password nigel

or another very easy to guess name

[steady gale]

vendoru vendoru

[glossy swallow]

but i won't tell you which!

[steady gale]

[jaunty trellis]

if you want I can give you access to my vm that has a gpu

[steady gale]

this is amazing

[jaunty trellis]

[sudden sun]

@open pasture

[glass shell]

just emulate on a steamdeck

[sudden sun]

yes

[sudden sun]

i do not have one silly

[glass shell]

the switch has like

no memory

[steady gale]

vendoru vendoru will deliver me presents in 2 days

[paper gate]

@steady gale hi lumi

you are pink

[steady gale]

hi lumi

[steady gale]

i boosted

[paper gate]

you boosted

[glass shell]

get a day one switch

[main wyvern]

i still need to try out yuzu

[sudden sun]

4 gigs is enough for most things

[glass shell]

isn't yuzu dead

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[main wyvern]

but i need to find a download that i can trust guhhh

[sudden sun]

i should run mc on this

[main wyvern]

yeah

[arctic mirage]

Just realized that this server is massive.

[rapid aurora]

nice

[glass shell]

then emulate on a steam deck

I got a day one switch because i preordered the switch

[paper gate]

@open pasture@open pasture@open pasture@open pasture

[main wyvern]

or maybe i should try the ryujinx revival fork thing

[lapis lava]

@nocturne bough

[paper gate]

@nocturne bough

[main wyvern]

is that any good at all

[sudden sun]

i should run yuzu on switch

[arctic mirage]

why are u playing a bootleg

[sudden sun]

?

[glass shell]

from my experience ryujinx is 10 times better than yuzu

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[main wyvern]

tried playing super mario bros wonder and it ran horribly on my steam deck

so idk

[glass shell]

because you didn't preload the shaders

[rapid aurora]

on 60?

[sudden sun]

is 59.98 close enough

[main wyvern]

i thought i did

wait hold on

let me see

[main wyvern]

no

[glass shell]

asking the switch to run something on full stable 60 is like asking a baby to beat a hydrogen bomb

[sudden sun]

wrong

this is a pal game

59.98fps

[rapid aurora]

boooooooo

[glass shell]

oh

[sudden sun]

ITS A PAL GAME

[paper gate]

@open pasture did you know minky does photosynthesis

[rapid aurora]

BOOOOOOO!!!!!

[paper gate]

@open pasture @open pasture did you

[sudden sun]

wdym

[steady gale]

@main wyvern

henlo

[main wyvern]

@steady gale @steady gale @steady gale

[glass shell]

i tried homebrewing the gamecube and it has so little memory all I could fit on it was the CFW

[paper gate]

@steady gale hello

[steady gale]

@main wyvern @main wyvern

how are you

[main wyvern]

j

[steady gale]

i see

good for u

[steady gale]

woof ^_^

[paper gate]

look he's doing photosynthesis @open pasture

[paper gate]

how are you

[steady gale]

im oki

gonna tjrow up probably

ate too much chocolate

[main wyvern]

wai how do i do that again i'm actually stupid

[steady gale]

my fatass 💔

[glass shell]

download shader cache for the game online

haven't done emulation in a while though so I forgot the good website's name

[glass shell]

im not stupid

[rapid aurora]

@sudden sun

[glossy swallow]

accuracy vs performance tradeoff?

[glass shell]

the only reason people's performance is shit on ryujinx is because they don't preload shaders

I should emulate breath of the wild on cemu and mod it again

[nocturne bough]

c# is jit

[glass shell]

that was really fun

[nocturne bough]

jit has advantages in emulation sometimes

[glass shell]

was it supposed to be a gif

[main wyvern]

a

[glass shell]

a

[sudden sun]

for performance on dolphin you have to use gpu exclusive rendering

[sudden sun]

or something

[glass shell]

AaAaAaAAaAaAAa ft. hatsune miku reference?

[rapid aurora]

mhm

[glass shell]

callie lore

[rapid aurora]

can i be french please

[glass shell]

im not jesus christ

[paper gate]

no

[steady gale]

peak

[paper gate]

gloomy lumii

[glass shell]

IM TELLING YOU THERE'S MORE AND MORE r's

[rapid aurora]

my family is paying private school for me to understand french
but i still can't understand it

[steady gale]

hi me

[glass shell]

im not insane

[steady gale]

im gloomy

and lumi

[glass shell]

yea

[paper gate]

why are you gloomy

[glass shell]

i have a friend named lumi and i keep thinking its you but its not you

[sudden sun]

do you think vulcan or opengl will be better on switcc

[covert patio]

lets go gambling!

[glass shell]

opengl

[paper gate]

first thing, it's vulkan not vulcan

[steady gale]

because everyone keeps fucking
making jokesabout the username and its making me sad

[sudden sun]

true

[paper gate]

:c they shouldn't do that

[steady gale]

every person whos ever seen ym username has mentioned the gloomy pun

[rapid aurora]

what if I'm someone's friend here and we don't know each other

[paper gate]

@steady gale hug

[glass shell]

it's okay my username used to be AtenumbraEbonpyre and little shits kept saying i ate bras because they see the word bras and its the funniest shit for them

[paper gate]

@open pasture minky is charging in the sunlight

just you wait

[glass shell]

don't let it overcharge!

[sudden sun]

hiiiiii oomf

hru

[paper gate]

we must destroy tiramisu

sleep@open pasture

[sudden sun]

using software renderer

[glass shell]

minky rushing at full speed into tiramisu's head

[paper gate]

@open pasture what if I tucked you in bed and read you a bedtime story

[near ravine]

REAL

late ass response sorry my discord notifications are off

[paper gate]

@open pasture sleeps on a bed of nails

[sudden sun]

hii oomf

hru

[glass shell]

A bed of what...

[steady gale]

aaaaaaa

thank u :3

[glass shell]

@obsidian shoal

[sudden sun]

i put my switch on charge maybe this will help

[glass shell]

charge mode is different than unplugged mode

[paper gate]

@open pasture minky swooshes his tail when there's sounds

[glass shell]

llsc is emulating games

[paper gate]

is so funny

[lapis lava]

we love bad patches

[buoyant sapphire]

what's up chat

how we doing

good evening

[sudden sun]

true

[buoyant sapphire]

and its 11:21 pm here

whatever

[paper gate]

hi

[main wyvern]

luna is emulating games

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[buoyant sapphire]

[sudden sun]

@glass shell opengl way worse

[stark lantern]

does anyone have the css snippet to remove the play again thing above ur dms

[buoyant sapphire]

omg she/he's so cute

[main wyvern]

discord settings

[stark lantern]

Where.

[sudden sun]

TRUE

[paper gate]

awful name

[sudden sun]

i should use metal

dolphin supports metal

TRUE

[glass shell]

[paper gate]

horror

@clear portal is it true

[buoyant sapphire]

<@&1073655264923881602> took me a minute to realize the 🐱 is 🥶 'ed

[paper gate]

yop

[tame tide]

hey guys what's going on

[glass shell]

say it again

[paper gate]

it again

[buoyant sapphire]

again

[buoyant sapphire]

hiyu

[paper gate]

WHY

[tame tide]

hey it was a 2 parter

[paper gate]

Melvin is 88 years old

@tame tide

[tame tide]

I'm pooping rn

[clear portal]

yop

[glass shell]

stop shitting with your phone

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/theappledesign/status/1870830973232844861?s=46v

this guy is stupid

Apple Design (@TheAppleDesign) on X

If having a 60Hz display on iPhone 16 is not acceptable

Than how is having a slower processor than 4 YEAR OLD Phone on Google Pixel 9 Series is acceptable?

Twitter · Dec 22, 2024, 1:57 PM

[tame tide]

I'm not shitting on my phone

[main wyvern]

now i'm getting a more stable 30 fps playing mario wonder, improvement i think

[modern epoch]

discord

[glass shell]

i said with not on

[buoyant sapphire]

i need more context, need more context, more context, context, text, ext, t

[glass shell]

are you high or just stupid

[tame tide]

oh sorry I guess I will poop on it then

[rapid aurora]

CUTE!!
now compare the screen
compare the pixels
compare the camera
compare the software
compare the price

[modern epoch]

😭

[buoyant sapphire]

read my role name carefully

[glass shell]

that doesn't explain anything

[tame tide]

"Server Announcements" big whoop!

[buoyant sapphire]

damn you got se?

omg you just bucketed me

[fallow drum]

i already saw this???

[opal trellis]

i bucketed everyone

[tame tide]

I was cross-posting

I never exclaimed smooch exclusivity

[buoyant sapphire]

[fallow drum]

okay but i saw it already

[opal trellis]

every message after december 17 on #1288616064183308348 is bucketed

[fallow drum]

i saw that

[glass shell]

self botting much?

[tame tide]

no that would be 🤖I think you mean self bucketing 🪣

[opal trellis]

no

[opal trellis]

i manually went through every message on that channel and bucketed it

[glass shell]

emojis fill me with unexplainable rage

[sudden sun]

people who think the switch cant run games at 60fps smoothly are smelly bc a lot of titles are just capped at 30 and literally run at 60 perfectly with no oc

[drifting carbon]

hi

[glass shell]

but switch only run at 12 fps!!!

[opal trellis]

hi

[modern epoch]

professional dumbass

[drifting carbon]

someone get martin1246 banned off the stream

[modern epoch]

vban

[glass shell]

vban

[drifting carbon]

vban

[sudden sun]

false

[glass shell]

its a joke

nails in chat

[obsidian shoal]

IT BURNS HEEELLLPPPP

[glass shell]

nails in chat

[drifting carbon]

yup your banned

have a good night

[fallow drum]

i love the switch so much idc how it ca be “underperforming”

[glass shell]

is that you

my switch is overclocked

[obsidian shoal]

I’m tired and sad gang

[buoyant sapphire]

look man the bucket thing is not just good

[glass shell]

its ok

[buoyant sapphire]

the bucket guy im telling ya

[glass shell]

you sound like some kind of cave species got a phone and is trying to replicate human conversation

[sudden sun]

true

[buoyant sapphire]

damn you guessed it right, my other nickname is Grzzly

[glass shell]

what does that even mean

[fallow drum]

it’s the perfect console although i do wish the Wii U interface and a lot of the Wii U features were on the switch

[glass shell]

i feel like every time you send a message i lose braincells

[paper gate]

Rosie writing an essay

[glass shell]

it's actually horrendous

[fallow drum]

i can’t type one sentence

[paper gate]

you yappp

[fallow drum]

you talk more than me

[buoyant sapphire]

"Grzzly", an abbreviation I made by myself to represent "Grizzly" who is an animal living in forests, but often can be seen in Zoos. And I have chosen the name "Grzzly" in a game to represent myself, other than FoUnDeR.

[glass shell]

what kind of zoo did you go to to see whole ass grizzlies

[buoyant sapphire]

[rapid aurora]

guys is there a solution to fast reading
i keep imagining words

[fallow drum]

@tame tide

[rapid aurora]

@tame tide you are a nevo's friend too??

[fallow drum]

unbelievable

[rapid aurora]

hey don't husk
he's a chill nevo
not the annoying nevo (me)

[fallow drum]

i should ban kevin or this

[rapid aurora]

[rapid aurora]

why nevo is cool

[fallow drum]

oh okay

[soft wadi]

YAYY DHEESECAKE FACTOWY

[rapid aurora]

he never gets mad at my bad jokes in his dms
he just send gif and ignore me for days

[fallow drum]

it’s okay but i’d rather go to some super fancy restaurant that would be cheaper and tastier but i’ve been a couple times

[paper gate]

sho is billionaire

[fallow drum]

i am a trillionaire

[boreal torrent]

Turned on flash by accident =( @paper gate

[jaunty trellis]

@soft wadi haiii

[lapis lava]

wing is a trillionaire

[soft wadi]

HAII

[paper gate]

flashbang

@soft wadi haiiii

[soft wadi]

so rich

im gonna go to the white house

and apply vennie for president

[paper gate]

@soft wadi can you spare me a dollar or two.. I haven't eaten in days..

[soft wadi]

[jaunty trellis]

[fallow drum]

starve

[soft wadi]

no sorry i gotta tip the waiter

[boreal torrent]

I'll make the Latino House

[glass shell]

im gonna go to the white house and eat trump

[paper gate]

crying

[boreal torrent]

Fuck the White House...

[steady gale]

im a poor victorian child and havent eaten in years

[fallow drum]

yap @paper gate

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[steady gale]

spare me a band foenem @paper gate

[boreal torrent]

LMFAO TRUMP IS SO DUMB HE RLY WANTS TO ECONOMICALLY COMPETE WITH BRICS?

[glass shell]

this is you

[boreal torrent]

Downfall of American economy incoming if that happens

[rapid aurora]

oh i completely forgot about trump

but idc about trump
I'm not american

my brain is still developing to handle stupidity

[paper gate]

yop

[boreal torrent]

The world is very dependent on the USA

[sudden sun]

@wide hamlet hiiii

[paper gate]

what is brics

[rapid aurora]

we'll see about that in the future

[boreal torrent]

Economical block: Brazil Russia India China South Africa Iran Egypt Ethiopia United Arab Emirates

[winter girder]

because he can

[rapid aurora]

history always repeats itself btw

[boreal torrent]

He cannot?

It would cause the downfall of American economy

America is more like of a consumer country than a producer country

[paper gate]

a bit

[boreal torrent]

Why do I keep mistaking economy for company

I'm braindead

[paper gate]

sleep

[boreal torrent]

Soon

[boreal torrent]

This is like

The countries USA trades the most with.

If the USA cannot trade with them, kaboom

[rapid aurora]

isn't that what everyone says every year

[boreal torrent]

USA economy is ruined

[glossy swallow]

it happens every year

[boreal torrent]

No but he's making an actual dumb move

The dumbest move he has ever considered

[winter girder]

wrong again, they were canada and mexico

[boreal torrent]

Are you sure?

[winter girder]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_largest_trading_partners_of_the_United_States look it up

[boreal torrent]

China is very important. Member of BRICS

[rapid aurora]

not everyone depends on USA

[boreal torrent]

Brazil is very important in the food industry. Member of BRICS

[paper gate]

bricks

[boreal torrent]

What electronics u own

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-throwing-brick-brick-cat-gif-9142560192559212520

[boreal torrent]

India also member of BRICS

[obsidian shoal]

the dragon kraken has awoken and it’s already destroyed America

[boreal torrent]

So is Saudi Arabia now

[winter girder]

tbh, the usa and canada can merge together and then become self-sustained

[boreal torrent]

What would they gain from that lmfao

Most of Canadian territory is like inhabitable

[paper gate]

the merger

[winter girder]

nothing, but if they really needed to they could

[boreal torrent]

Canadians aren't interested in that though

[paper gate]

don't you mean uninhabitable

[boreal torrent]

Yea

[winter girder]

great for the oil production and mining

[boreal torrent]

So... they would merge to give another country their natural resources?

Not a very smart move

[lapis lava]

if canada merges with usa i am leaving

[boreal torrent]

Btw look at ur own sources @winter girder

[paper gate]

the ultimate country

[covert patio]

The freedom

[boreal torrent]

It literally says China is the country the that US imports stuff the most

[lapis lava]

the guns

the taxes going to guns

[rapid aurora]

samsung tv south korea
poco/redmi china
weighter xiaomi china
my mom's phone redmi
my dad's phone redmi

the only thing i have from the US is racism (I'm not racist, I'm just making a bad joke )

[winter girder]

you asked about trade partners

[boreal torrent]

I was clearly mentioning about importing

[boreal torrent]

Ic

[winter girder]

"The countries USA trades the most with."

[boreal torrent]

Yeah I thought it was obvious

Because I was mentioning BRICS

[winter girder]

bsfr

[lavish schooner]

who cares, we can't possibly import anything from China when they start invading Taiwan in two years

[digital kettle]

my phone is Vietnam (samsung but made in vietnam)
my dad and moms phone made in india but samsung
my roomba xiaomi
my tv samsung
my watch samsung (vietnam again)
my headphones are netherlands

[boreal torrent]

Wdym "we"

[lavish schooner]

@boreal torrent also, the members of BRICS aren't huge fans of each other

[lavish schooner]

I mean the US

[boreal torrent]

The new members totally aren't

[lavish schooner]

I was thinking India and China

[boreal torrent]

Oh

[kind summit]

haiiii 👋

[boreal torrent]

We have very positive relations with both I think

[lavish schooner]

India plays a role of kinda-neutral-sorta in everything

[kind summit]

hai @lavish schooner hugg

[lavish schooner]

HAI

[winter girder]

my phone & watch is Samsung, South Korea
my earbuds is Beats, United States
my computer is mix of parts. mostly United States
my xbox is Microsoft, United States

[lavish schooner]

huggggg

[limber ore]

helo

everyone

[kind summit]

hallo

[buoyant sapphire]

hiyu

im back

[rapid aurora]

i love how Ashley doesn't use any apple product

[lavish schooner]

why is everyone only talking about electronics lol

[winter girder]

i love apple

i love beats

[lavish schooner]

trol

[kind summit]

welp, time to chug a redbull and cry

[digital kettle]

why would i

[buoyant sapphire]

i was recently a samsung user but then switched to apple

[kind summit]

and sweat on final

[winter girder]

i am brand agnostic /j

[lavish schooner]

why

[buoyant sapphire]

has iphone 8 plus rn

[boreal torrent]

Where's LG from

I don't remember

[lavish schooner]

vendor lock-in is the best!

[kind summit]

keeps me focused and less procrasinative

[winter girder]

south korea

[lavish schooner]

who knows, South Korea maybe?

[boreal torrent]

Ic

Most of my PC parts come from China

[signal rose]

Vencord lock-in

[wide hamlet]

lame

[boreal torrent]

In fact all of them are made in China

[kind summit]

lc.g Where is LG Tv's company from

[night blaze]

LG Electronics - Wikipedia

LG Electronics acquired Zenith in 1995 and is the largest shareholder of LG Display, the world's largest display company by revenue in 2020. ... LG Electronics is ...

Rise of the Half Moon • Google Search • Page 2/30

[lavish schooner]

haiiii :3

[signal rose]

Hello !

[boreal torrent]

My phone and TV are South Korean then

[lavish schooner]

is your friend request list still nice and long :3

[signal rose]

Not as long :(

[kind summit]

haii!

[lavish schooner]

oh noes

[kind summit]

Im happy that my hello's trigger a chemical reaction

[signal rose]

Discord marked a bunch of them as potential scams and I lost like 22 of them

[signal rose]

Hello !

[lavish schooner]

that's so sad

[signal rose]

I have 71 friend requests and 26 spam requests

[boreal torrent]

Vencord members love oversharing

Istg

[winter girder]

we should add a feature where if a message gets 10+ husk reactions it gets auto deleted

[lavish schooner]

i love oversharing

[signal rose]

And there used to be an experiment to disable the spam requests on desktop but I can't find it anymore :(

[lavish schooner]

no. too funny to be deleted

[wide hamlet]

does someone have a link to the vendetta discord

[winter girder]

my house address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

[kind summit]

did you guys know that a starbucks latte has more caffine then a 12oz redbull

[rapid aurora]

because apple

[lavish schooner]

thanks Biden

[rapid aurora]

[lavish schooner]

I did not

[rapid aurora]

YOU ARE LAME!!!!

[lavish schooner]

but does Red Bull have taurine?

[boreal torrent]

Gore of my previous phone

@digital kettle

[kind summit]

yes

[wide hamlet]

are you saying that because im trans? mean

[kind summit]

the caffine is less in redbull than in starbuck

[signal rose]

[winter girder]

mfs be saying "imagine having the s24, brokie android boy" and this the type of phone they have

[rapid aurora]

WHAT 😭😭???

[lavish schooner]

I forgot iPhones have wireless charging

[boreal torrent]

High-end phones are so overkill

[rapid aurora]

phones should've stopped at snapdragon 8 gen 2

[boreal torrent]

It's a fucking phone man

[boreal torrent]

At Snapdragon 865 tbf

[lavish schooner]

I have a somewhat low-end one but it serves me well

[wide hamlet]

portless phones should never exist

[lavish schooner]

Samsung A03s

[boreal torrent]

Phones don't need that much performance

[rapid aurora]

nah overheat

[lavish schooner]

just mine Monero on it 🧌

hm...

do I actually have enough memory for xmrig

[boreal torrent]

I got a Galaxy M35