🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[glass shell]

what's wrong with y'all

[open pasture]

whats hapenign

are u saying that to me

i love sending

messages

i hate sms

[fallow pawn]

my iPhone se setup

[stone pawn]

i always pressed the little icon so it made no difference to me

[empty storm]

but now thats a back button and i have to remember to swipe from the middle or at least a bit away from the side to open sidebars

[stone pawn]

also that just reminded me

[open pasture]

github has an apppp¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

[paper gate]

sleep

[glass shell]

the iphone screenshot battery trend continues

[paper gate]

yea

[unborn halo]

By trading in my old Mac mini m2 and adding the unused Apple Care, I ended up getting more value than I would by selling on Swappa.

[open pasture]

awesome.....

[stone pawn]

who the fuck at youtube thought that changing the swipe down and up gestures was a good idea

every time i wanna check the time halfway through like an hour long video

boom

different video

[open pasture]

youtube sucks nowdays...

[stone pawn]

and of course it doesn't remember your progress through the last video

[empty storm]

i can no longer use youtube without either a modded app or adblock

[stone pawn]

i just got revanced

[empty storm]

its genuinely unbearable otherwise

[stone pawn]

idk if it has it i don't watch youtube as much as i used to tbh

[paper gate]

true

[open pasture]

theresnothing towatch

i watch if u laugh u lose videos but theyre not even funny

i stil laugh

[stone pawn]

you really do forget how shit the internet is until you use somebody elses computer without ublock origin

its all fucking ads

[viral cape]

just tap the screen??

[stone pawn]

all of it

[fallow pawn]

god Spotify share is so dumb on mobile

[empty storm]

real as fuck

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1xeIvccuZq4DiqqmZDSbAg

[stone pawn]

i mean the time

[empty storm]

AH

[stone pawn]

like time of day

[viral cape]

husk

[open pasture]

ewwwww

[viral cape]

oh

[empty storm]

ronald jumpscare

[viral cape]

yeah thats dumb

[deep token]

yeah fr

[paper gate]

ronald

[viral cape]

i just dont watch youtube on my phone

[stone pawn]

its way too sensetive

[unborn halo]

Just what I was thinking. Also I use YouTubePlus

[stone pawn]

the slightest upward flick sends you to the next video

[open pasture]

what is youtube plus

[glass shell]

guh

[stone pawn]

guh???

[open pasture]

we should all hack youtube and change it back

[unborn halo]

Used to be YTLite. It’s YouTube with mods.

[open pasture]

ohhhh

[digital kettle]

hai

[stone pawn]

helo

[empty storm]

trying to find funny things to send but my folder is just full of that cat that lays on fruit

[open pasture]

id lik tose cat that lays on frouit

[open pasture]

hello i mised u

[stone pawn]

what about the car with the apple on they head

[open pasture]

its callled CAT

[open pasture]

not car....

[open pasture]

gogrrus

[stone pawn]

splendid

[stone pawn]

incredible

[glass shell]

no you didn't you told me to die earlier

[unborn halo]

froot on car

[open pasture]

why does me teling u to die mean i cant miss u

maybe i love u

u dont know that

[open pasture]

what hapens

if i eat the aple

[unborn halo]

Funny way of showing it

[open pasture]

does the cat

[stone pawn]

you don't

[open pasture]

disapear

[open pasture]

wow....

[fallow pawn]

for some reason the phone I use the least has the nicest setup

[keen crater]

SHIT

UGH

[stone pawn]

whar

[empty storm]

the apples are the only thing weighing the cat down

[keen crater]

I had a EMBED FAIL!!

[empty storm]

if you eat them the cat floats away

[open pasture]

waht iphone is urs

[keen crater]

The cat will kill you first\

[stone pawn]

antimatter car

[glass shell]

how much do i have to pay you to charge your phone

[fallow pawn]

oh it’s so cute

[open pasture]

i love u

can u pay me to charge mine

[empty storm]

thank you Evil Fucking David Baszucki

[open pasture]

the battery drains in like 2 hours

[stone pawn]

its not a good screenshot wihout the phone being below 5%

[stone pawn]

i don't make the rules

[open pasture]

are u a real human

[paper gate]

yop

[fallow pawn]

I have a few, but this screenshot is from an iPhone X on 16.6 with broken rsr

[open pasture]

ohhhh

[stone pawn]

why yes i am very real human

[crude spear]

have a jolly venmas

[stone pawn]

the most real human to ever human

[open pasture]

what do i do if my batery health is at like 70

[crude spear]

chill

[open pasture]

thats so awesome...realhuman human

[crude spear]

or just replace

[fallow pawn]

get a new battery

[open pasture]

is it expensive

[stone pawn]

70 isn't that bad?

[crude spear]

for iphone it's kinda

[open pasture]

i know it just drains real fast

[stone pawn]

my laptop's had like <100 charge cyces and its at 90

[fallow pawn]

I love being lied to

[crude spear]

replacing kinda depends

[open pasture]

phone is diferent

to laptop

[empty storm]

androd jumpscare

shoutouts the two icons that arent themed that i hate

[crude spear]

you can either get a battery from a good authorized shop

[stone pawn]

yes but what i'm saying is 70% capacity really isn't that bad

[open pasture]

shudl i change to andrrnoif

[open pasture]

thankiu cheesycat

ure very helpful

[empty storm]

meh to each their own

[open pasture]

how long does the batery last

[stone pawn]

my wallpaper is solid black

it depends on the phone

[fallow pawn]

I have no idea where it is

[stone pawn]

android is an OS

[open pasture]

mine is fetch from infamous second son

[stone pawn]

there's like dozens of phones

[fallow pawn]

Nvm I find it

[crude spear]

orrrr you can always go for a cheaper 3rd party batteries, they do well but usually not up compared to apple's battery

[unborn halo]

iFixit tools and parts if you’re brave enough

[glass shell]

guhh

[open pasture]

tthanks

[open pasture]

helo

[crude spear]

some shops do these repairs while not triggering apple's battery warning

[stone pawn]

i wanted to replace the screen for my pixel at one point

[open pasture]

i think i just broke my neck

[stone pawn]

got the phone for 140

[open pasture]

i lied

[empty storm]

yeah it depends on phone, my pixel 7 lasts for the whole day without rly thinking about it though

[open pasture]

its okay my neck

[stone pawn]

new OEM screen is 150

[crude spear]

they just transfer the data from the old battery over + reset battery health

[fallow pawn]

[crude spear]

my pixel 3 sucks now tbh

[unborn halo]

I replaced the battery on my Pixel 7 and traded it in to get my iPhone 15.

[crude spear]

barely lasts a day

[open pasture]

are there any phones left with homebuttons

[fallow pawn]

yea

[empty storm]

no clue

[stone pawn]

the old ones

[open pasture]

i want a samsgun 6 so bad

its so beaitiufl

[fallow pawn]

iPhone SE 2023 should still be available

I think it has an A15 bionic

[unborn halo]

Samsgun? Sam, you’re packing heat?

[open pasture]

is it any bettter than the iphone 8

[glass shell]

i need a jailbroken phone rajjhhh

[crude spear]

sobs

[fallow pawn]

https://www.apple.com/iphone-se/

[crude spear]

se 2023 is literally an iphone 8

[glass shell]

but my only jailbroken phone is so fucking laggy

[crude spear]

but a17 iirc

[fallow pawn]

I said a15

[empty storm]

yeah just iphone 8 with better SoC

[unborn halo]

You can buy older iPhones on Swappa

[open pasture]

wow

gorgeus

[fallow pawn]

I have a 2020 and somehow it’s so fast

[crude spear]

oh yeah

[glass shell]

im gonna get an android phone for christmas theres no point

[empty storm]

my only apple device is an ipad air 4 that i only use for drawing

[unreal siren]

I love my se2

[unborn halo]

Whatever works for you

[open pasture]

it is very alike to my ihpone 8

[fallow pawn]

it’s cute being tiny

[unreal siren]

Honestly I like it being tiny

[crude spear]

i want a balmuda phone so bad

[fallow pawn]

well not entirely….. it’s missing 3d touch

[glass shell]

speaking from experience that is NOT TRUE

[empty storm]

that is true

[fallow pawn]

I LITERALLY HAVE ONE

[unborn halo]

Remember when the most sought out cellphones were the smallest?

[fallow pawn]

the removal of 3D Touch removed such a cool gesture 😭

[glass shell]

being tiny is NOT cute

[empty storm]

i wish i was smaller

[glass shell]

it sucks ass

if I don't grow up i will blow up

[unborn halo]

Eh, some folks like tiny devices. But battery life and features suffer.

[open pasture]

i wish phones having homebuttons

[glass shell]

i was talking about myself but yeah

[open pasture]

what do u have to do with anything

[unborn halo]

Oh, well, yeah, I get where you’re coming from

[glass shell]

fuck you

stop being mean to me

[open pasture]

what

[open pasture]

im not being mean

i was asking

[empty storm]

i do not like being female and 185cm i stick out so much

[unborn halo]

No, you are.

[crude spear]

phones having physical buttons (as in home buttons) is just eh to me now

[glass shell]

i do not like being female and 154cm it sucks ass

[open pasture]

its coooo cooooool

[open pasture]

im not

[fallow pawn]

sadly the downside of having so many phones is that all will be dead but one

[open pasture]

what does

u being small have to do with pgones

[crude spear]

so cool

only used for navivating to home

[glass shell]

true

[empty storm]

the dream is average height i think being tall sucks and being short seems to also suck

[digital kettle]

Galaxy Labs has added a new tool: Display assistant Beta (oneui 7)

You can:
Control the brightness duration of each app separately
Unrestricted brightness at high temperatures
The speed at which screen brightness changes
Curtain mode
Can limit an application to a 60Hz refresh rate.
One click screen on for 30 minutes

[unborn halo]

Unless you get a usb hub that can charge all of the phones at once.

[open pasture]

what if i have one

[crude spear]

you don't need to just gegt a multiport charger

anker ugreen morphie

any works

[empty storm]

i am NOT green

[fallow pawn]

I have like 10 phones sitting in some box in my room

[open pasture]

@glass shell im not tryign to be meann ur cool i like u

[unborn halo]

Like I said. I have plenty of multiport chargers set up around the house.

[fallow pawn]

majority of those are iphone 7s

hi

[empty storm]

someone should buy me expensive things for nothing in return

[unborn halo]

Jailbreak and sell them, maybe do Ifixit battery replacement on them.

[fallow pawn]

reall...

[stone pawn]

i can give you random steam trading cards

value $0.03

[open pasture]

yeayysss!!

[fallow pawn]

post jb selling gives it less value

[empty storm]

im just being silly

[fallow pawn]

needs to be stock

[open pasture]

thats reminds me of the time i got hacked and someone sell something for 50 cents

[viral cape]

why?

[unborn halo]

Well, don’t jailbreak them but point out they are capable of it if the buyer wants.

[open pasture]

is mac cool

[fallow pawn]

It means someone already messed with it and configured it, its like selling someone a phone but it happens to have their family photos and some of their data on it

no one wants that

[open pasture]

it looks good

[fallow pawn]

people want it reset

[viral cape]

oh that makes sense

[empty storm]

i am spinning at 7200rpm

[open pasture]

its like an ipad on a computer

[crude spear]

funny how low ios versions of iphones goes like 10% more expensive

[unborn halo]

Better the buyers have the option to do so but only if they want.

[crude spear]

at least here lol

[edgy ermine]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eG9P-HvqxQs LOL

[fallow pawn]

LOL

[open pasture]

IM gonna get

a samsung s6

so do i get an asus or hp laptop

[empty storm]

due to negative reception i will go down to only 5200rpm

[unborn halo]

Samsung probably makes one for a bajillion dollars

[open pasture]

can i join

[fallow pawn]

a friend of mine found a bug where u can request to install an app like a billion times and it would make your phone unusable, even after a restart because for some reason they save that between reboots

[glass shell]

aa

[empty storm]

gwa

[open pasture]

can macbook run untildawn

the remake

[crude spear]

there's a kuycon G27X 5K but it's missing some good features

[viral cape]

[crude spear]

they make a gaming version and a hybrid version

[empty storm]

any device is certified perfect for gaming if i can play btd6 on it

[viral cape]

btd6 is on sale do i buy

[empty storm]

i would recommend

very fun game

[fallow pawn]

I cant take this homescreen seriously

[empty storm]

insane

[fallow pawn]

its always the stock wallpapers with the most random ass assortment of apps

[open pasture]

does

[glass shell]

what the fuck is nugget

[empty storm]

i forget nugget's app icon is

[open pasture]

asus or hp

[empty storm]

that

[open pasture]

its me

[last karma]

Nugget

[viral cape]

nugget

[unborn halo]

I can be messy but my computer stuff is always very organized.

[empty storm]

i am very disorganized

[unborn halo]

Especially the desktop and main screen on mobile

[viral cape]

apple internal

[empty storm]

just in general not even to do with how i organize my home screens/desktops

[digital kettle]

is this "perfect condition"?

[viral cape]

at the bottom

[last karma]

vcotd

[glass shell]

sandpaper it

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is alien 👽! (#84de02)

[bold adder]

alien 👽

[crude spear]

if you reset the device would that text disappear

[last karma]

what happened to alien armpit

[glass shell]

excuse me

[empty storm]

forgot i had the google rewards thing and i got just a survey asking if i bought any lingerie recently 🔥

[digital kettle]

iphone 16 se?

wha does se even mean

[glass shell]

iphone 3.4

[digital kettle]

ik fe is fan edition

iphone is alr that but

[empty storm]

i always just assume se means slim edition

[unborn halo]

Erm… if it’s just cosmetic surface damage that can be covered with a case it’s not bad.

[glass shell]

this is me by the way if you even care...

[open pasture]

1 or 2

its a gta car tracker

[unborn halo]

Oh, the next gen of iPhones are supposed to be super thin and have a folding option.

[fallow pawn]

it’s literally a ts installer

😭

[digital kettle]

apples folding phones would suck

[fallow pawn]

y

[glass shell]

aaaaaaaaa

[digital kettle]

they are probably gonna do it z flip style

[night blaze]

WSJ: iPhone 17 Air to be cheaper than expected; foldable iPhone on ...

Google Images • labsCore • Page 3/20

[unborn halo]

The screens on all folding phones suck right now.

[fallow pawn]

so what isn’t that the hype from folding devices

[digital kettle]

literally z flip

[empty storm]

wasnt the rumor about them wanting to make a foldable about it also not releasing until like 2027

[digital kettle]

apple copied

[glass shell]

born to be tough tall girl doomed to be short girl that needs a FUCKING HUG RIGHT NOW HELPPP

[fallow pawn]

u believing a unofficial mockup from some random guy from his basement is funny

[digital kettle]

i just hope any other brands then samsung don't make folding phones because huwai and xiaomi ones suck

[open pasture]

ask satan for support

[digital kettle]

no seriously

[fallow pawn]

[digital kettle]

xiaomi ones are vad

bad

[glass shell]

i don't believe in satan

[empty storm]

rollable phone that fits into a little tube

[fallow pawn]

folding devices are cool but I would never get one

[glass shell]

i only believe in me

[open pasture]

why not

[digital kettle]

leave it to samsung tbh they are the experienced ones

[fallow pawn]

actually if apple made one that’s actually worth it then maybe

[glass shell]

i just dont

[open pasture]

u odnt have to believe in satan

[unborn halo]

I don’t believe any of the “prediction” images.

[open pasture]

just ask him for a hug

[empty storm]

i say this jokingly knowing this is some stupid shit huawei would probably try to make

[glass shell]

if satan was a cute girl maybe i would

i don't want a hug from a red sweaty ass man

[empty storm]

i am a bunny

[fallow pawn]

average samsung folding crease after 3 days of use

[unborn halo]

Same. Moving parts in my phone went out when I got rid of my Motorola Razr.

[glass shell]

he can be

[fallow pawn]

I would probably get an apple one if I wanted a phone and a tablet in one device if they ever provided

[rapid aurora]

satan is with me
somehow i hear him

bitch telling me to be lazy 😔 (that's me)

[fallow pawn]

if it’s like the z flip then no point

[empty storm]

what is that

[unborn halo]

They’re working on folding tablets, too, but too big for phone use.

[glass shell]

im in my bed its 10 am and im sleepy

[empty storm]

no phone is recognizable from the front

[digital kettle]

s24u

[empty storm]

then the image is wrong because i have to pay $1200 to have a pen

[rapid aurora]

me too
i have school rn for 2 hours and I'm hungry

[digital kettle]

wallpaper

[fallow pawn]

I only recognize the wallpaper because I used it on iOS 13

[glass shell]

im sick so no school

[fallow pawn]

the phone? naaah

[unborn halo]

Honestly I’d be happy with the next lower end iPhone model. If they make a non-folding iPhone 17 Air I’d consider it.

[glass shell]

i need a girl to complain about being sick every 3 seconds to

[digital kettle]

what's this phone

[empty storm]

i loved my note 9 but i am not using another samsung phone after that one seeing their trajectory afterwards

[glass shell]

fuck my stupid callie life

[digital kettle]

i don't like ios

[rapid aurora]

hope you feel better

[deep token]

oh are we doing more samsung dick riding rn?

[rapid aurora]

S23 fe?

[empty storm]

i dont care for it idk

[glass shell]

sammung androd

[empty storm]

i use a pixel

[unborn halo]

Don’t use it

[deep token]

based

[rapid aurora]

chinese people are spying on me rn

[glass shell]

im getting a pixel 8 for christmas

[digital kettle]

correct

[digital kettle]

theres literally apple dick riding 7/24 here

[glass shell]

ashhhleyyyyyyyyyy

[digital kettle]

haii

[empty storm]

apparently that word put together is automodded but separated is not

very cool vencord

[glass shell]

im gonna dieee its a tragedyyyyy

[tall nexus]

Why does Discord hate german people

[digital kettle]

dontt

[deep token]

thats so sigma

[glass shell]

rahhhhhh

[digital kettle]

I'm gonna dick ride samsung then

[fallow pawn]

trust me arguing abt that stuff or mentioning people are “dickriding” is a bit cringe xd let people enjoy

[deep token]

not so sigma

dick ride google at least

[digital kettle]

buy s25ultra now

absolute masterpiece

[glass shell]

can we stop talking about riding dicks

[empty storm]

yeah my automodded message in question was just about how calling anything dick riding is lame and annoying

[deep token]

hardware maybe but i hate the software

[unborn halo]

I always tell people to use what works best for them, not what other people tell them to use based on their own preferences

[digital kettle]

i love 6 core processor

[deep token]

my cat is currently battling the blinds

[empty storm]

they are at war

[glass shell]

life if there wasn't a little bitch whispering in my ear every time i liked something

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-anime-cute-waifu-gif-17997619

[deep token]

hey you should do xyz btw

[digital kettle]

i think people should respect what they use

[glass shell]

what

[deep token]

hey you should do this and that

[glass shell]

i should do what

[empty storm]

i just use what i like idk

[glass shell]

huh???

[deep token]

nothing im just spitting bullshit

[glass shell]

whaaa

[digital kettle]

i like smansung I use smansung

[deep token]

ash ley

my fren

[digital kettle]

luna

hai?

[deep token]

he has s23 u and gw5 i think

his watch got one ui 6 watch finally

but the update took like

10 hours

[digital kettle]

yeah

[deep token]

to sync

[glass shell]

ashley are we friends or enemies that go at war epicly with big swords

[unborn halo]

A lot of people use devices they hate because they think they have no other choice. People need to think for themselves. Who cares what you use as long as it gets your tasks done?

[deep token]

what the actual fuck?

[digital kettle]

my galaxy watch 6 classic took 20mins

[deep token]

wtf

[fallow pawn]

internet skill issue

[rough dome]

true!

[digital kettle]

probably because gw5 has literally 1ghz processor

[empty storm]

if i cared about what people thought about what i used my pc wouldnt be running a fedora fork with half a dozen gnome extensions to force it into being an average taskbar-centric DE

[deep token]

the gw5 stinks

he let me try to use it

[unborn halo]

Swords taller than you!

[deep token]

it's laughable to call it a smartwatch

[digital kettle]

5 sucks

6 is peak

6 classic

[glass shell]

ill fucking kill you

[empty storm]

do you want to trade heights

[unborn halo]

Hey, you wanted the big swords.

[digital kettle]

i don't like vektor

[deep token]

how tall r u

[empty storm]

185cm

[deep token]

oh

nty

[empty storm]

fair

[glass shell]

please

[digital kettle]

why didint we figure shape-shifting yet

[glass shell]

i wanna be tall and awesome

[empty storm]

bwa

[glass shell]

and intimidating

[deep token]

i wanna be shorter

[glass shell]

and achieve world domination

but I have to be

154 cm

[deep token]

with your short ass?

[deep token]

wtf gimme that

[glass shell]

how am i supposed to take over the world

[fallow pawn]

_authenticationTokenKey @deep token

[glass shell]

NO

I HATE IT

[deep token]

cat key

[glass shell]

I CAN'T REACH SHELBES

[deep token]

what r u authenticating

[glass shell]

PEOPLES DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

RAHHH

[fallow pawn]

your mom

[deep token]

rude .

[digital kettle]

@deep token

[deep token]

ur not getting any gifts

[fallow pawn]

what gifts

[deep token]

the avengares

[unborn halo]

First, you get a sidekick who says “Narf!” and “Poit!”

[deep token]

with Shreck

[deep token]

another cat

[empty storm]

why we trying to make folding screens and self driving cars when we could be putting research into allowing humans to change their height and have bunny ears

[deep token]

pink,

[deep token]

YEAH FR

okay but self driving cars are cool

[fallow pawn]

I crashed feather wtf

[digital kettle]

pink

[fallow pawn]

stuoid

[deep token]

dad tried mercedes and thought it was the coolest thing ever

[glass shell]

i want a hug

[empty storm]

self driving cars would be cool if they werent being trained on real roads with real people on them without any of their consent

[deep token]

same

[digital kettle]

hug

[deep token]

theyre not

[glass shell]

huggggg

[empty storm]

they are

[digital kettle]

hug

[deep token]

i talked to some techs at valeo and they genuinely first test their shit in simulations

[digital kettle]

ur cute

[deep token]

and i kid you not

in gta 5

[digital kettle]

rate my galaxy watch watchface

[deep token]

too flashy

[glass shell]

OH MY GOD XENA

I LOVE HER

[empty storm]

that doesnt excuse the already released self driving cars out in large american cities that people have been vandalizing and protesting against because they keep blocking roads and causing people to nearly crash

[glass shell]

my face

[deep token]

mine

basic but has everything i need

[glass shell]

nooooo

[deep token]

fair enough

[fallow pawn]

very nice lunar

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-nijika-funny-chase-chase-meme-gif-8357110529661223254

[empty storm]

it is cool and i look forward to seeing that kinda stuff but i hate how much companies have rushed it out at the expense of real people

[fallow pawn]

my watch was stolen like 5 years ago

[deep token]

:(

u want a watch

soon ill have 2 spares

[fallow pawn]

yeah

sure

[glass shell]

the watch face factory

they uhh

yeah

you know

[empty storm]

theyre swimming,,,

[glass shell]

she's opening her mouth

[fallow pawn]

[deep token]

@fallow pawn u should come to prague

[fallow pawn]

what’s Prague

[deep token]

capital of czechia

u get to see pretty buildings

metro

and me

[fallow pawn]

[bold adder]

why does my chair make more noise when i get off it than when sitting on it

it doesnt move

[fallow pawn]

ohmaigotto.... korn.... you not ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa err

[bold adder]

listening korn

[fallow pawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2TmqHjg7uhizGndzXQdFuf

[sturdy snow]

Vencord should use a better programming language

[fallow pawn]

@open pasture

[stone pawn]

people have already made fanart of her?

[unborn halo]

I’ve been there. Saw the Jewish Quarter and the grave of rabbi Judah Loew.

[stone pawn]

hasn't the winter sale only been on like a week or whatever

[glass shell]

she's been a thing for a while

[stone pawn]

idk if she's from anything else other than the steam deck loding screen thingy

[glass shell]

she's been here at all the major steam sales for the past few years

[stone pawn]

i haven't touched steam in a bit

[stone pawn]

oh shit actually

[unborn halo]

Ok, I need sleep. Later folks.

[stone pawn]

goodbye

[fallow pawn]

fr - sileo://package/com.nathan.fr - from https://nathan4s.lol/repo/

[stone pawn]

Hello there

[rapid aurora]

me >>> ai

[stone pawn]

me == ai

[rapid aurora]

hello world("print")

[glass shell]

me != ai

[stone pawn]

whar

[unreal siren]

just this year afaik

[fallow pawn]

THWYRE EVERYWHERE

[stone pawn]

[glass shell]

she was there last year too though?

[viral cape]

good

[unreal siren]

was she? didnt notice

[fallow pawn]

best part is that your entire keyboard is just now

[mystic salmon]

The kinda programming language you'd write with GriddyCode

[unreal siren]

cause the earliest artwork i could find is this
https://vxtwitter.com/nemupanart/status/1768332333768442156

[grand crypt]

@lone dust fat

[deep token]

WHAT

[fallow pawn]

btw u can change the image

it’s in /var/mobile

[bold adder]

[harsh minnow]

you're so stupid

[fallow pawn]

[jolly nexus]

:ohmaigotto: - `1318794887377719428`

[glass shell]

maybe my brain made shit up again

[bold adder]

wide fr

[calm oak]

how do I change my backgroun again

teh wall display background

wa

[fallow pawn]

nvm it’s here they moved it /var/jb/Library/Application Support/fr/fr.png

Oh god

[soft portal]

why is the icon 🅿️ but the name is __t__iramisu

[sturdy snow]

hashire sori yooooo

kaze no you niiii

tsukimihara woooooo

PADORU PADORUUUUUU

[junior shore]

https://tenor.com/view/sasuke-naruto-susanoo-shippenden-naruto-sasuke-fight-gif-22099394

[modern epoch]

dead chat

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[modern epoch]

[harsh minnow]

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/netease-execs-arrested-for-alleged-money-laundering-and-bribery

unreal 😭

[stark herald]

awhh im so tired

started a new typescript project
spent 3 hours trying to write complex ish types
didn't get it right, did a bit of js with any types and went to bed

[paper gate]

@open pasture nini

@stark herald you go to sleep and everytime you wake up it's the same day

[strong heath]

I'm so worried that when Vencord gets fixed

I'm gonna have to renable all my plugins

I do NOT wanna go through that again

[raw panther]

what

[crude spear]

ty for the image

https://t.me/iosjumpscare/149

[lapis lava]

@stark herald

[paper gate]

@stark herald

[crude spear]

the qhar

[obsidian shoal]

https://imgur.com/M29lMGF

[lapis lava]

@paper gate iZoot

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219680966298173460/1312770480020914246/IMG_3945.gif

[gaunt cliff]

hello .

my name basil .

crismas in 5 day . 😁

[lapis lava]

@jaunty trellis help i keep seeing nixos propaganda on my youtube home page

[jaunty trellis]

good

[jaunty trellis]

also is it vimjoyer by any chance

[rapid aurora]

what's the difference between iphone 4s and iphone 16 pro max

THE UNITED KINGDOM 😂😂😂

[sudden sun]

huh

[violet umbra]

did the call area buttons get an update??

[sudden sun]

@bold adder

[rose basin]

GET OUT

[sudden sun]

@jaunty trellis

idk how i caused tbis amazing screenshot

[jaunty trellis]

[lapis lava]

[covert patio]

Yo how embarrassing is it to not use chopsticks in asian restaurant

Lol

[haughty echo]

when someone calls you and you arent friends the call is silent and without notification right? is there a way to make it impossible to call someone at all if they arent friends?

[grand crypt]

I joined your VC, but you were muted

[grand crypt]

Very

[covert patio]

My mom started eatig spring rolls with her hands

[lapis lava]

samu real name Donald Trump

[rapid aurora]

[rapid aurora]

MY TURN MY TURN

[obsidian shoal]

nevo(r)

[raw panther]

your turn to be trump?

[rapid aurora]

yes so i can be loved by everyone!!!

[rapid aurora]

how did you know

[obsidian shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-gif-18782913

[native locust]

i dont want a lot for christmas

[rapid aurora]

this is what you look like when someone gives you a lot for Christmas

[jaunty trellis]

it barely has lazy loading

like yes there's very initial support

but the way you enable it for basically every plugin that isn't the example one is from lz-n

[open pasture]

there is just one thing i neeeeeeeeeeeeed

and iii

uh

idk the lyrics

[grand crypt]

Niña real name John Nin0chat

[open pasture]

i know u

[rapid aurora]

I'll be so happy if vee makes me the co owner of vencord for this Christmas
or else I'll stop believing in santa

.

[soft portal]

@sudden sun gm

[jaunty trellis]

I will forever hate windows for using \ instead of / in file paths

[soft portal]

my favorite part is when pressing tab in pwsh with cd it turns cd folder to cd .\folder\

horrible

[harsh minnow]

Santa is real but I'm not santa and he can't make you co-owner

wish for something realistic like world peace

[jaunty trellis]

[lapis lava]

@rapid aurora you will get coal

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/filian-fu-shemad-gif-25192160

[rapid aurora]

I'm going to horribly punch you and give you a knuckle sandwich

[rapid aurora]

why did they censor her middle finger

[mystic salmon]

rare instance of monopoly cheater not being the banker

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/early-2000s-anime-hatsune-miku-vocaloid-merry-christmas-gif-17502801710882862891

[lapis lava]

vee yearns for the mines

[harsh minnow]

I hate this "happy holidays" while simultaneously clearly using Christmas symbolism bullshit it's so pretentious

[lapis lava]

happy holidays so bad

[harsh minnow]

Christmas tree
Christmas hats
sleigh
reindeer
elf hat
bells
"happy holidays"

cultural appropriation at this point

[vivid junco]

Aw sheet

[harsh minnow]

I mean i don't really care much but it's still stupid

[harsh minnow]

FRENCH CITIZENS DATA??

you're telling me French gov leaked citizen data?

[vivid junco]

I'm not even french 😭

https://cybernews.com/security/french-records-exposed-by-mysterious-data-hoarder/

[harsh minnow]

why does French gov have data about u 😭

French glowies watching you or smth

[native locust]

u were supposed to continue the song

[vivid junco]

Shadow SAS and Lyca mobile have leaked data there 😭 I am so cooked

[lapis lava]

i leaked it

[vivid junco]

Unleak pls I don't want (screenshot) leaked

[jaunty trellis]

my old email that I haven't touched in 2 years was also in there wtf

[vivid junco]

"An unknown actor is hoarding personal information from French data breaches and compiling it in one database."

[dusty goblet]

HORROR

[vivid junco]

GDPR nawt compliant

[jaunty trellis]

guh

[lapis lava]

pinguh.com

[vivid junco]

DISCORD???

Why is Snapchat there 😭

[jaunty trellis]

[vivid junco]

Minecraft forums

[fathom torrent]

bad time to be french

[sudden sun]

omg

is it decent

[vivid junco]

It's not even about being french I'm not french and I'm in this data breach 😭

[dusty goblet]

Oh my Gmail is breached I didn't even know

[fathom torrent]

congratulations you are now french

[vivid junco]

I don't wanna be french they are scary

NOOO

[dusty goblet]

Internet archive I couldn't care less 😭

[fathom torrent]

get french'd

[sudden sun]

gm

[dusty goblet]

Haii

[soft portal]

yeah it's p stable so far, though it doesn't feel as smooth and beautiful as macos version is

[rapid aurora]

bad morning

[sudden sun]

hiiii

[open pasture]

hello vencord

anyone want to offer themselves as sacrifice

[vivid junco]

Depends what for

[open pasture]

for nothing

just to die

[soft portal]

also somehow 13pt font in warp is much smaller than 12pt in wt

[vivid junco]

Yeah I'll be a sacrafice

[open pasture]

good

i have a meeting at 2 and i’m already a little drunk

who wanna go to it for me

[real skiff]

hello @despair

[robust relic]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zb-kQiEuihA

rip

[vivid junco]

I wanna get drunk so I cannot

[open pasture]

hi dwnas

[open pasture]

real

[robust relic]

lmao??????

i'm not even in that breach lmfaoooo

[vivid junco]

Chat my Xbox is being hacked (iykyk spoiler: ||just watch dogs 2 start up screen||)

[elder osprey]

I love how Samsung is telling me I should delete Android AICore to free up space

[modern epoch]

lumapa spotted

[lapis lava]

sanest user

[robust relic]

yep :3

[modern epoch]

I literally found you today

[robust relic]

aww

[native locust]

chat, am i cooked?

tf does this mean

[harsh minnow]

OH MY GOD JUMPSCARE @nocturne bough

ROBLOX JUMPSCARE

[nocturne bough]

belohnung verfügbar

[modern epoch]

no way

[digital kettle]

wha some stuff you do when u get a new phone

[lapis lava]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

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[jaunty trellis]

first fix all the settings and then install revanced and patch all the shit I use

[lapis lava]

restore backup
install tailscale
setup home assistant and add device to location tracking
configure it a little
install altstore
install spotify

[jaunty trellis]

I should set up home assistant

[digital kettle]

i just use smart switch

[lapis lava]

yop

home assistant so good

[digital kettle]

is it actually

i been seeing ut

it

[lapis lava]

yeah

i set it up a while ago and my family loves too

its nice because you have all devices in one place instead of billions of apps

[jaunty trellis]

we have basically no smart devices so I don't really need home assistant for anything but it cool

[lapis lava]

nice

i once modified the homeassistant chatgpt integration to hardcode device control

most unsane project of all time

[jaunty trellis]

[blissful jackal]

ello

[jaunty trellis]

also it's funny how people who actually work with "smart" stuff have the least smarthome appliances

[digital kettle]

this sucked btw

[jaunty trellis]

insane

[digital kettle]

iPhone gets the best camera award? lmao?

[jaunty trellis]

no that's pretty much deserved

[digital kettle]

also pixel 9 fold sucks

[jaunty trellis]

folding phone
sucks
who could have seen this coming

[rapid aurora]

i just won 5v1 in strinova
and i almost got the bomb

MY GOOFY TEAMMATE WAS DANCING IN THE WALL LIKE THAT

AND WE LOST

:(

[modern epoch]

I love strinova

[digital kettle]

nu i mean he chose pixel 9 pro fold as the best foldable

[lapis lava]

cant wait for iFold

[rapid aurora]

I HATE STRINOVA
SOME DUMBASS CHOOSED EIKA THE ONLY CHARACTER I'M GOOD AT
AND I WAS FORCED TO PLAY AS A SNIPER

[digital kettle]

It has the worst cameras in a flagship foldable

[digital kettle]

apple invented folding phones btw

u just don't know it yet

[lapis lava]

common Apple W

[digital kettle]

• apple sheeps

[digital kettle]

apple invented smartphones

[lapis lava]

as always, Apple will innovate

wait did android smartphones exist before the iPhone

[blissful jackal]

"The first commercially available device that could be properly referred to as a "smartphone" began as a prototype called "Angler" developed by Canova in 1992 while at IBM and demonstrated in November of that year at the COMDEX computer industry trade show."

[shrewd imp]

No, the first iPhone came out in 2007. The first Android phone was in 2008.

Message URL

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Question

?

[blissful jackal]

The LG Prada was announced in 2006

and available in march 2007

[static valley]

yes 💀

[manic mountain]

where download link?

[static valley]

apple fanboy god damn

[junior ridge]

i got a free starbuck coffee

life good

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[static valley]

if you sign up for taco bell you can get a free burrito

[junior ridge]

they messed up the one they were making me but it wasn’t like a major fuck up, they just made the wrong drink on accident

so, they gave me

[static valley]

oh

a second free drink?

nice

[junior ridge]

yah

it’s clearly not as strong but still good

im not complaining anyway

[static valley]

yuh

tf

is apple really making a folding phone

wtf

i don’t need another stupid foldable

[lapis lava]

if Apple makes a foldable itll probably be good because its Apple

[modern epoch]

istg I’m going to eat you alive

[static valley]

why are you glazing apple

[native locust]

samsung>

[lapis lava]

usually they don’t make bad products

they take time but when they make they’re quite polished

[native locust]

a product isnt good bc its from a company, a product is good because it performs

[native locust]

not all good things take time

[static valley]

shut up

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/death-cat-falls-over-gif-17605935280907017193

[static valley]

samsung phones suck to repair

[jaunty trellis]

smasnug is kinda mid ngl

[native locust]

some of them

[jaunty trellis]

they make banger monitors tho

[native locust]

fr

and fridges

[rapid aurora]

omar hug
i still hate miku tho

[static valley]

acer >

their TVs are good

samsungs

i mean

[native locust]

parts arent tagged

[junior ridge]

if it’s good I’ll get the 2nd generation

[native locust]

apple tags its parts so it makes it more diffiult for anyone other than apple to remair

[junior ridge]

not rlly anymore

[static valley]

https://www.theverge.com/samsung/2024/5/23/24163372/samsung-repair-snitch-aftermarket-parts

[static valley]

https://support.apple.com/en-us/120803

[junior ridge]

they’ve kind of chilled with a lot of pairing and have made some tools accessible to the end user which makes it much easier to fix

[static valley]

there

you were saying?

[lapis lava]

once you know how to repair a phone they’ll be the easiest to do so

[native locust]

companies prefer oem parts in their phones

[lapis lava]

pretty much every repair shop can repair iPhones

because there are 16*4 models

unlike the variety of android devices

[static valley]

well they can cry about it

i bought the phone it’s my fucking phone

[native locust]

fair

[junior ridge]

it doesn’t help iPhones are engineered with thought and purpose

[static valley]

“iphone hasn’t made a single change”
the samsung S series:

[native locust]

ur looking at the visible changes

[static valley]

???

[native locust]

but theres samsung dex

[lapis lava]

recent iPhone models now have AI (apple intelligence)

[junior ridge]

WHO uses Samsung dex

like be fr

[static valley]

oh boy

[native locust]

they phone doesnt look like it changed but theres ai and samsung dex

[static valley]

samsung DEX

[native locust]

i use samsung dex

i be working in my car or somewhere without wifi all the time

[junior ridge]

ai is not something to brag about, if anything that’s not a feature it’s an annoyance

[static valley]

me when i find out about apple sidecar

[native locust]

the arguemnt wasnt which company makes ai annoying or not, it was the changes

one of the two companies made a foldable

[rapid aurora]

wait the bp in strinova is only $0.4???????

is this game made by one person or something

[modern epoch]

[native locust]

idk but some devs be great?

is it an indie game?

[rapid aurora]

nope

i don't think so

[rapid aurora]

miku can DIE

[static valley]

okay even then

apple doesn't FORCE ai on you

[native locust]

neither does samsung

[sudden sun]

does it support transparency and window blur like macos

[static valley]

all they said in their keynote was "we're using AI to help you improve siri" cause

about damn time

[sudden sun]

linux doesn’t have this

[modern epoch]

[soft portal]

unfortunately no

• The following features are not yet implemented in Warp for Windows:
  • Global hotkey
  • Window blur
  • Notifications

[static valley]

oh let's go helldivers released that stupid car

[native locust]

apple is always late to everything

[sudden sun]

i wanna figure out how to access the ios built in llm to abuse it at some point

[junior ridge]

me too i wanna fuck with it

[soft portal]

also the text is a bit crispy and idk whether it's warp issue or the way windows renders text

[junior ridge]

but my phone doesn’t even run iOS 18 so :c

[soft portal]

could be both ig

[static valley]

they’re taking time to improve, not just throw shit at a wall and hope it sticks

[sudden sun]

i will reverse engineer and show when i get new phone in 19 years

[native locust]

cant improve on a product they havent made

[junior ridge]

yay

my phone supports it but im not updating

cause i have trollstore

[static valley]

they take a look at reception of other devices, take notes, and make changes, then release a phone

not just

willy nilly make a phone

[junior ridge]

this is why Apple products are always so nice

[sudden sun]

fr

[boreal torrent]

Bruh

[sudden sun]

@junior ridge hiii

[static valley]

you can’t say apple makes cheap shit

they don’t

[junior ridge]

Apple products are some of the best engineered things ive seen

[junior ridge]

haii

[static valley]

they make good stuff that they want to make sure is the best possible

which is why they’re so locked down

[junior ridge]

The worst part

[static valley]

if you’re stupid, stop fucking with the phone

[junior ridge]

It’s not even that expensive compared to Samsung and shit

[native locust]

some company has to make a first version

[static valley]

if you know what you’re doing glhf

[static valley]

yeah

so what

[sudden sun]

i love ios hacking stuffs

so fun

[junior ridge]

me too

[sudden sun]

if only i was smart

[static valley]

dude the last samsung phone my dad bought

it was like

1,400

[native locust]

apple never the first

[static valley]

it was an s23 ultra

[static valley]

oh boy

you act like that's the best

haven't you heard the tale of the rabbit and the turtle

[junior ridge]

idk man there are a few things that everyone copied from Apple

like the whole headphone jack thing

[main wyvern]

isn't apple a fruit

[native locust]

slow amd steady does NOT win the race

[static valley]

it's working for apple

[junior ridge]

how is Apple one of the most valuable tech companies ever then

[static valley]

didn't samsung shit on apple and make fun of them for the headphone jack, realized it was an actually "good" idea for money, and then copied them

lol

[junior ridge]

YES

[native locust]

removing it?

[junior ridge]

like 4 months later, if that

[static valley]

LMAO

[sudden sun]

need an apple vision pro so i can make cool apps @junior ridge gib

[native locust]

valid

[junior ridge]

dw im broke as hell

[sudden sun]

same

:3

[junior ridge]

no mons ftw

[static valley]

YESSSSSSSSS

[native locust]

samsung still gives the charger

[static valley]

FINALLY

[junior ridge]

but not a brick, same as Apple

[static valley]

for... a usb-c port?

like

the most

common port out there

besides usb-a

[rapid aurora]

the expensive one or the cheap one

[static valley]

also they don't give a brick

and my 16 pro came with a charging cable

a damn nice one too

the braided cable.... 🤤

[junior ridge]

true

I love the new cables

[static valley]

i'm not an apple fanboy i'm just giving valid points

[junior ridge]

my AirPods came with another one of the braided usb c cables and im so happy ab it

[native locust]

apple v europe on the charger

the only reason apple switched is bc the EU forced them to

[static valley]

apple still has a long way to become a good company

[static valley]

okay and

wait till the EU forces samsung to take down their shitty right to repair policy

[junior ridge]

yeah no shit because they had a full restriction on the port specs 😭😭😭 don’t act like if Samsung had the same they wouldn’t milk it like a cow either

[native locust]

they would have stuck with the lightning cable

[static valley]

exactly

[static valley]

okay?

samsung would have done the same thing

[junior ridge]

Samsung would honestly just not sell in the EU just to get around this

or just make an EU specific device

[native locust]

just bc someone would do the same dont make it right

[static valley]

when was the last time samsung had good service

they literally lost my dad's phone when he got it repaired

it took like

half a month to get it back cause they kept losing it

[native locust]

never, literally never. apple wins on customer service