#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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nooo
So cold and dark down here
wat that
no you cannot have cat
it's a macos sequoia hackintosh thing
thats frigging rude
since there's no proper wifi driver it emulates an ethernet interface
and that first wifi icon you see there is fake
Gn chat
Where do you know ser from
who that
Serstars
What would Thick of It sound like if it was a Big Band Jazz tune?
follow:
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👀 secret
do you guys listen tto sleigh bells
@open pasture say
you know you can swear here right
you don't have to talk like a family friendly youtuber
NO BRIDGET DON'T HOLD IT IN IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING
fr*ck
are you fucking kidding me
i swear to god.
:3
sure
i might be a little stupid in the head
ᓚᘏᗢ
*i might be a little :3 in the ^w^
@buoyant sapphire
Coffee is bad for you
It also stunts your growth
rainmeter > all
No
😞😞😞😞
The amount of damage that can cause is stupendous
The aftermath is also funny
vehicles running from water instead of petrol/diesel 🔥
So hydrogen is a very explosive gas, and so is Oxygen. If we combine them both we should get a very reactive fuel
g
H<subscript>2</subscript>O is better.
what specifically
what is wrong with my bunny install
idk...
i tried to type and scroll and it kept jumpscaring me with tiramisu's profile
Is it an android moment
true!
no its an ios moment
true!
Odd
tessie i love you but shut up
iOS seems to run discord better than android
damn
And I haven’t had that happen to me before
that's weird because it runs really shit for me
What phone do you have
but everything's been running shit for me since ios 18
I never updated mine
iphone 12
I think iOS 18 just ruined a lot of slightly older phones tbh
At least I’m on iOS 16.0
it has good features but like
it put decades of optimization down the drain
lukcyyyy

me too :D
I think a lot of stuff is just intensive
I have a jailbroken device on 16.3 but it's laggy as fuck because it's like
an iphone 8
planned obsolescence
Ik, I’m on an 11 pro I got for $194
yeah I hate planned obsolescence
love
I wanna buy some broken ass cheap iphone and restore it on my own so I can jailbreak it
@open pasture real name Joe Metri Desh
Do you live in the US?
that's if you add 10 million tweaks like a dumbass
nop
everyone should be like tupperware
once u start adding tweaks it gets bad
@fallow pawn
without ellekit its ok
i am stupid, i just bought another laptop
not if you don't add a lot
Im still planning on buying an 15 pro max for like $700
bankrupt?
i do not need it, i only got it because it was cheap
i will stomp you if you look at me like that
tweak injection drains battery by design so avoid springboard tweaks
i bet it won’t be on the 17.0 
i mean yeah but usually what really kills performance is dumbass people that install every tweak they see
I just Found a lot of old funny videos on my phone but I can’t send them because they’re inappropriate
made such good products no onw had to buy more
and they went bankrupt
I don’t Need it to be on 17.0, I’ll just buy a 4th phone for stuff if I really needed it
true
people love slop
@glass shell
what is that supposed to mean
why me specifically
what are you
what do you want from me

Tbh I did Actually carry 5 phones to school on a daily basis, I could start doing that again
Maybe I should buy more phones
when our teacher used to take our phone away from us in class because we didnt pay attention, we used to bring landlines so she would take those instead lol
what is this, and entire desktop decorating thing
do u guys use rainmeter or sum
average jailbreakers when they install this may tweaks and they wonder why their phone is so slow

One of my teachers did that, and I got kicked out of class because I had 5 phones, 2 iPod touches, 4 tablets, and my laptop with me
xddddddddddddd
god damn
why can't just take a break from technology
good for ur health anyway
Im an Asian 18 year old who has no friends and is actually allergic to nature
What else am I gonna do
lose allergies
their battery lasts like 15 minutes
take medicine
probably
for allergies
Doesn’t help
transfer all your allergies to @open pasture
you say as you type on your phone
@junior ridge
no it doesn't
not anymore
@open pasture will be unable to do anything
-1, im in desktop xD
same thing
horror
huh
I’ll be making 6 figures after 4 years
husk
well good for you
,,, yeah
but that doesn't mean you're immune from your own judgement
oh my god

nice pfp i like
LOL
scarriest stories
I bough something on amazon. Little did i know, a few minutes later, my money was reduced.
me when I try to explain something
what anime is ur pfp
my workday says it went to dailypay, dailypay says my money is gone, but my bank emty
uff so beautiful
thanks I guess
I think I have like 2k left that I have to try to use until march
chainsaw man
the message is clear you need to blow everything up
not really that updated with anime but, just started.
finished watching uhh
haikyu, spy x fam
i read the whole ass manga
what else, days with my step sis
haikyu?
god I hate spy x family
chainsaw man
aight
I have no clue what haikyu is
true im going to explode target
it is a start
bluelock, jjk, aot is in my watchlist
and im gonna be honest "days with my step sis" sounds like a weird fucking anime
I should make my logger a crate
so friggin' true, the storyline is boring af, barely gets to hear music
and very slow movements
different opinions ofc, its natural
you will install dev build and complain about it in support channel
?
cute
are we having the same conversation
yeah xd
just forget it its fine
screenshots are so hd now wtf @open pasture
anyway, whatschainsaw
I wanna use a mac until im actually infront of a mac and then I miss my big pc
I CAN SEE EVERYTHING
sick man, awesome. how do you still have vencord pride logo
what is that even supposed to mean
you wanna use a mac because people post mac screenshots here everyday 
my keybaord is shit
god damn advertising
probably vesktop

what about it
hey this app is cool
i have it, but not that icon
can I call you glowie
get shigg'ed then
I just want 1600p 21:9 oled, it's my holy grail
1440p is enough for me
glow is better
I want a CRT as my third monitor
Bryan installs literally every plugin for Enmity.
I'll call you glowie
nop
I already have 3440x1440 so next upgrade must be 1600p
okay glowie
Is it weird that I hold my phone using only my left index finger, left middle finger, right thumb, and right middle finger
I'm turning my simple logger to a crate
I type with my left thumb and right index finger
i remember vee typing weird
average nails interraction
3
jackbox
its from youtube
it's a youtube emoticon
are you a nails fan or a mercw fan
the actual nails emoji is from youtube mojis
eww
Yes.
mercw is my actual username
mercw is nail's username
noice noice
i don't like plural words with possesive so I make them singular
@glass shell sorry about earlier
I said something rude as a joke and it didn’t go over well
it's probably fine because i completely forgot
what a tough life you must be having poor you
Still, it’s important that I apologize regardless.
husk
I wish you had a CRT monitor
i could play video games on shitty resolution
BTW, I have the new low end Mac Mini M4 and it’s very speedy.
i hallucinate bugs
Boots almost immediately.
best ever
nails
That was my old one.
knee yan meiy whatever username i can't spell
same vibe
The new one is so fast. And quiet.
how did this happen
i was REALLY cronically active in vc
i hallucinate all kinds of things
i know they're not real but its scary
how
look here
I’m nearsighted so my old 27” 4K LG monitor is great for me.
@glass shell hug
thank you
Nice and clear.
its a kyza
you still are
@open pasture
@glass shell deportation back to discordia, you will now uninstall vencord and install betterdiscord
locking permission how
NOO PLEASE
reason: better discord has better in it so it must be better
It was cheap when I got mine. Under $300.
This is insane https://youtu.be/_sV0mVuv-bE
I wasn't satisfied with how reverb plugins sounded when doing realistic reverb, so naturally I spent two years developing my own like any sane person. Learn more about Wave-Based reverb here :
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Electron for the lose
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I want a dyson
all reverb sounds the same 😭
i imagine you saying that in like a streets UK accent
do you want me to kill you nails
no :(
Listen to those
i will anyways
Dry is without reverb, Rev is with reverb
don't shittalk reverb like that
i know im not a retard, i can tell there is a difference but again, REVERB for me sounds the same 75 out of 100 times
this is friggin sick
there we go I made a logger crate
is world machine edition worth it
now I can simplify my code even further
and i said "reverb sounds the same" one has reverb one doesnt
clean you ears
something like prettier?
@open pasture do you explode
?
tracing ecosystem in shambles
all reverb sounds the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!
every reverb does not sound the same
is this the part where we say different things and we kiss or something
no thanks
ok now you fucking australian bitch
I CROSSED IT OUT IM SORRY
YOU STILL WROTE IT
no tiramisu is wrench?
is it possible to uhh
lock
my vc channel
or does it require a specific role
?
tiramisu's a wench that's a different thing
NAILS & CO WILL OVERRULE
I like France. Been there several times.
u know, like locking our voice channel
@open pasture say something cute
im so sorry about that
just lock channel with role
huh is it possible
are you trying to compete with my world domination plans?
super react this person
Since when does audio screen sharing on linux just work without needing to use vesktop?
(Auto-response invoked by @buoyant sapphire)
since recently
I figured it wasn't a support thing since I don't need help
Nah, I went to nice places. Riverboat cruise on the Seine from Paris to Normandy and back. Les Gourdes in southern France. A number of cities and towns.
sort of
@open pasture accept my nails request, i will steal your fingers in your sleep
im so sorry you had to go to Paris
also I live in Normandie that's kinda awesome
so many husks
I think a bit ago, discord has been trying to improve audio/streaming and wayland support recently
I got to see Notre Dame before it burned down.
Took them long enough
every time I see a message from you I read it in my head in an australian weathly voice
why
I went to Rouen, which is beautiful. And Bayeaux, and got to see the tapestry.

probably because she's australian
She? 
ERM...! DUDE! THE FUDGE IS THIS STUFF!
yes she
nails.
Can she stop doing that? Being Australian, I mean.
@open pasture eats nails
neverh?
it's terminal
👩🦼➡️
my people eat those you can't starve out my country
the hell
Can Australianness be surgically removed?
terminal australian syndrome

im not a medical professional I don't know
NO DON'T CREATE MEGANAILS
NOOOOOO
it's fucking over
mails
Trick question, just get an axe.
the ultra mega nail & co
dur dur drurrr nayulhs
Closer
watermark.gif
what does she mean by this
you whale
did you really found the source and split it into 4 pieces and made an emoji out of it
She’s saying you’re a whale. Not sure if swimming or beached, however.
Nope
this is fascinating
is this you
bunniesssssssssssssssssssssssssss i love bunnies
i have 2
Silly bnuuy, Crunchberries are for kids!
a fat retarded bunny 😭
my sister also has bnuuies
the humble corn:
yeah
hey dont say stuff like that
he/she's cute
bunny tastes like chicken
how do u split these emojis men
Donut eat bnuuy
rabbit stew is so good
am i not allowed to eat
come on
if you prefer then whatever
you do what you want but I eat what I wanna eat
@open pasture
in australia they're an invasive species, so we're technically allowed to get rid of them
Hey, if you want to eat slugs and bugs that’s all on you.
my people eat snails
Everything in Australia is a violent, invasive species, and that’s the way we like it.
im pretty sure they are everywhere look at how fast they reproduce
I know! And not just in France. Just not appealing to me.
u busy br? i want to know something
i sure am hungry today
the perfidious australian in vencord vc:
Gimme a nice croque monsieur for lunch and I’m happy.
who
if my pillow was a person im pretty sure it would kill me from how hard i squeeze it
giant corn
haiii
@open pasture you're the first reason
hi vencord regulars
Peru has the most amazing giant corn. The kernels are HUGE.
uff nice pfp decor
i love all my bros, i promise im not a @open pasture
this isn't regulars channel
but there are regulars
wowwwwwwwwww
😭
yop
are you more of a nails or more of a p
how do i become one uwu
im so pretty
This is the public off-topic general chat, right?
is what i would say if i had confidence
By not using "uwu"
you don't
quick reminder that it's 2024
ok
Almost 2025
NOOO
You’ve been here a year and a half and aren’t a regular? Are you invisible?
I DON'T WANNA GROW UP
no they're just weird
I’M A TOYS’R’US KID
guess it requires activity
i can't forget my sisters exist 


Try harder, I guess.
they are my sisters both shock and tears
me when i have dementia or something i don't know anymore dude
owo is ok
come to think of it, not really a fan of uwu that much
biblically accurate nails
Covered in wings and eyes
name?
Yeah
wait HHLS made OwO bot?????
Regular means someone who frequently visits some place
I can't believe how many times HHLS has been part of something I did without me knowing
no
i don't even see the bot anymore
what the fuck
apache
🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕
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creative art right here
That ain't no art
So close
Honestly it’s even funnier looking since it’s fucked up
WHAT R U DOING TO HER
You are violating the fundamental laws of nature
my family ❤️






lmao
Like the cast of Tod Browning’s Freaks.
the kyza
terraria:o
Horror

they rewrote fish in rust !!
https://fishshell.com/blog/fish-4b/
A smart and user-friendly command line shell
fuck you
At least your family doesn’t look like the inmates of Arkham Asylum like mine.

Is it that emoji can’t extend past one line?
was that russian? the first part sounds turkish
Oh my God it's corn G̷̮͘ĭ̶̛b̵̓̚b̷̌̃è̴̼r̴̛̓i̸͘ś̶̽h̵͌̚ ̷́̇Ì̴͐ ̷̈́͠d̷̐͘o̶̕n't even kń̴̆ö̵́̾w what ̴̒̈́h̶͔̀e̴̿̄'̷͂̚s̶̈́ saying
This looked better before I sent it
I dint know
Did my autocorrect just correct "dont" to "dint"
yay
Donty Moore beef stew
good edit
those who know
i want to smash it with a hammer

Give me that corn!!!
how do people reply so quickly sometimes
someone sends a message and they reply instantly
can anyone sing korn
im glued to my phone so once I receive notification i check it and reply through the notification
fr same
gm
Real
@open pasture sing the rest
No
how did you get yourself glued to your phone
"Twist” by Korn
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samara permanently glued
You not ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah
thsi si horrible
its just caveman noises
i am repulsed
by this abhorrent song
I love my chair pillow
@open pasture
kinda
@open pasture sleep
accurate lyrics
noo
there is cheese in cheeseburger
@fallow pawn
it's not that late in the US
KORN COMMUNITY
when you hear an android vibrate
It's 3am
Um…
fr
bwa
hewo
should I make vee listen to twist
not yet
hai
If I sang that I would be hospitalized and checked for a brain aneurysm.
Help me I can't stop listening
EST is the only timezone that matters btw
no timezones matter
Yuh uh
can u sing like a caveman
yes
new status what this
@last siren@empty storm@open pasture@fallow pawn
how u doing
im doing oki
yop
ohmaigotto.... korn.... you not ooh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa err
a bit sleepy,, probably fine since i have to go on a trip tomorrow anyway
thas good
@fallow pawn@open pasturebrain rot
bleh :c
idk why this is so funny to me
@open pasture@fallow pawn

@fallow pawn kasane teto
pear
the good ending
prear
serval hates the onion
this looks like a tiramisu pfp
no way really?
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i didn't know
let's go
:3
@open pasture@open pasture
lol
nonsense btw this entire post is just a skiddy with no evidence saying something that "definitely" happened
as expected
thanks bestie
shake shake
🐇
bnuuy
bnu,,
ah yes I love when discords username is literally "discord" and has access to the entire several terabyte database
discord
is my information being traded on the dark web
what if i put soap in it
police turned on sirens near my house why does this happen like every night
why so many people getting pulled over on this street
where do u live
this song is like the mona lisa of songs
sorry it was me
sorry
tennessee so its expected but still
every time i listen to it its a masterpiece
you'll never know
Do you need help? Should I call the paramedics?
i have ultimate sigma rizz
i just got the new toilet in fortnite
that is the opposite of rizz girly
im showing brainrot silly
who else does this sometimes
me
korn lyrics
yop
why keymash when i can just type incomprehensibly instead
I trolled people by doing that for like 5 minutes so they thought I was typing up a storm
i got one dolar,,
I am not reading all that
Mac volume unexpectedly maxed when headphones plugged in, causing hearing damage. Issue is unresolved for 14 years, despite a similar fix on iPhones.
tldr
insane
Ugh, looks like euthanasia is called for here. The brain rot is terminal.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY H
sound editor:
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voice actors:
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@nukafight
Bob the dog: https://soundcloud.com/bob_the_dog
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that cover art is my nightmare
when is macos samara getting apple music
@last siren
yop
I seem to recall that wireless headsets and earbuds that connect to mobile and desktop devices have their own sound setting separate from the regular speaker volume, and it can be a lot louder in many cases.
relieved of all senses
eeping

i do not use wireless devices i love wires
lol!
When I’m on a plane I have my earbuds turned all the way up, and ANC turned on.
okay actually i do have some wireless headphones i use but other than that i dont use wireless devices
dont you have school
I’m a klutz. For years I destroyed wired earphones until I started using Bluetooth ones.
have you tried looking inside wireless device
thats fair honestly
i sleep In a bathtub
nvm jts christmas
FUCK YOU
what if i turned the tap on
I drown
ok
good morning
hi vencord
@fallow pawn What version of macOS are you running now? I just installed 15.3b1 and it’s pretty good so far.
gonna make a law to ban this video
14.6
i know what you are
how
Hrm. Yeah, probably still fine. You’re not on newer hardware, right?
forever vacuum sealed
so sleepy,,
important
my m2 mac mini and my 2017 macbook pro are on that version
Yeah, I traded the m2 mini for the m4. Do it when you can afford it. Such an improvement.
The Macbook is Intel, yes? I don’t think that’ll take upgrades much longer.
disabled it
oil
the devil
@empty storm
this song has such energy
even though i have no idea wtf its saying
I wish phone cameras would just have noise instead of oil painting
Happy bnuuy
wher
out
@last siren byebye
and yeah I know gcam exists and used to use it on my previous devices
gcam cool but idk which one to use
do i get asus or hp
asus
i thought it was december 20
neither
any that works I guess, I also tried a bunch of different ones, but the main difference comes from settings profiles
guhhh
which one do i get

asus so bad
need to customize something RIGHT NOW
what u feeling
what should i set my phone wallpaper to
asus customer support is better than hp
i don't even know
my pc is customized
my phone is
maybe customized
reset it an redoit
@open pasture
idk apple doesn't give me a lot of option
and i don't feel like making 10 million shortcuts
i never use shortcuts for customization
fuck no im not resetting my whole ass install
its clunky and bad idk why people do it
no
:c
because there's no other choice
so what do i get if not a hp or asus
what are you looking for in particular
with
a better gaming laptop
buying laptops is more about quality and parts than brand
oh gaming
asus
im just asking which one is better
with what
brand is worthless besides customer support
Ive always heard negative things about hp support
gaming laptops I have no idea lol theyre all space stations that give off 1000 degree radiation
i will never know
that is what gaming does
with the same thing i removed the
provider wifi thing
like
text
what
on my phone.......
are you talking about
like
where it says
ur wifi
thing
like
i took it off
i don't know what you used to do that im not in your head
i know this comes off as answering C to an A or B question but asking what brand you should buy will genuinely mean nothing because how good a computer is is just not at all determined that way
its like
called milk
or something
that's gonna be a pain in the ass to find
PERICE TEHVEIL
PEIRCE THE VEIL
ill find it for u...
also if it uses the macdirtycow exploit it's definitely not compatible with ios 18
funny
my setup btw
why are your folders named f
idek what ios version my ipad is on
and s
or ipados ig
cowabunga
that's not compatible with ios 18
my other phones have better setups
well why do u have ios 18
ios 16
because i updated duh
i also cant check because its dead oops
i got the beta because im a beta tester
u guys r so smart..
let me fix
well
mine doesnt support any more
than 16
yeas
i think my ipad is still on some version of 17
i love my phone
gm chat
what even is this braindead ass convo
gm
smartest iphone users
what song
Listen to this https://youtu.be/foU3Tgg7VJI?si=Qtx2rPpl1LRjl_kL
I can t put up the real v i deo, YouTube w o u l d block i t.
you get used to it
iphone user vocabulary is very broad
use navigation gestures
i keep inheriting my family's old phone and i do evil evil things with them like jailbreaking
they're great
no i like pressing buttons
they tae a bit of getting used to but its so much faster
thats awesomeeee
please go to school I can barely understand your sentences
it genuinely took me like 4 years to get used to gesture navigation on android and i only recently fully made the switch to it over 3 button
no fuck u
i hope u never find how to customize ur phone
and then u cry and die
also the line splitting is KILLING me
chill please 😭
I do line splitting and even i don't do it to that extent
idk krill issue ig
i will DIE
who
well hurry
i had no problem with them
you
damn
just feels more intuitive
aw....
ill cry
I DONT CARE
I love gesture navigation I can never go back
why are all new phones so ugly
cry about it
who
what the fuck
this ain't SMS i can send as many messages as i want
its less intuitive for me because im so used to swiping from the side to open sidebar menus in a lot of android apps
is it whitenames hate callie day or some shit
BTW, if you pay for apple care and trade in the device it’s for, you can cancel that Apple care and get the unused balance credited back.



