#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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no
im not jolly today
yy
WTF
use a 56 K modem from now own
homework... finals....
misleading caption
you love windows 11 installer ui
0 bloat
left aligned text and one shitty button
M$
motherfuckers killed my husk for a christmas tree
lmaooo
use MoreFrequentEmojis plugin
you can get 50 emojis
idk with any microsoft product you should always expect the worst
fed
yeah but at least before it was like kind of organized into a tidy little window
for some reason even apple updated their recovery ui to be more inline with newer versions
I'm gonna order mcdonald's @deep token
now it looks like the text is trying to leave your screen out of fear
lmao im reading the same post too
just had to share this news
"Dont turn off your computer" is probably the most scary text in windows
even windows 7 is more beautiful than the windows 11 ui
Don't do it.
I always want to turn off my computer
just to annoy the text
i have a youtube video of doing just that
50/50 chance of windows just borking itself
that's just daily usage
TRUE
Windows Updates are absolutely not tested these days
they release untested AI slop
breaks 10 things and crashes PCs
where is that even from @open pasture
it's now safe to turn off your home security system
why is it red
horror
windows is so bad now ive had to start using the term "annual windows reset"
it's literally EVIL
oh thats an rsod
if I edit a message with a @ ping, does it ping the person?
or do they at least see the mention
will they see it
me when the rsod is red
I have at least 400 files named after your nickname
a @stark herald
:(
the red screen OF DEATH ooooooo spooookyy
i will make first modern operating system with a gsod
omw to name projects I work on "test1", "finaltest", "finalfinaltest", "absolutelythefinaltest"
they see the highlighted background but dont get notfiication
they dont see ping in server icon either
wtf is that
It is now safe to turn off your phone.
@lapis lava
anyone who got this literally freaked out because any time this happens you're on the verge of losing all your data and ur version
is nina sleep

Is Sileo still getting updated
I have at least 200 test(insertnumbergoingupbyone) files
I feel like Sileo could use some performance update
peak naming scheme
nekocord has one too if it crashes unexpectedly
@lost furnace
It gets updates for adding new jbs (just adding another name and dotfile detection), I made a fork which fixes some stuff but the owner doesn't seem to interested in reviewing my fixes
!remindme 5h spam ping zayne's dms
Alright @lost furnace, in 5 hours: spam ping zayne's dms
but theyre already present in palera1n
nekocor??🐈?
great timing was just about to go to bed
bruh
I know roothide has some patches applied too
roothide is basically its own entity
it looks like this but with extra text
silly
taurine recovery is funny, its so unexpected sometimes that a user just reboots normally and bootloops
Reminds me of opencore when you have the gui stuff set up properly
aw fuck off windows
or that one other bootloader that looks similar also
bootloop....
that was the inspiration actually
yeah their keybags get corrupted
some stock bug, userspace rebooting has a chance to corrupt /var/keybags/persona.kb
did you know that you can run this exact OOBE setup in already setup Windows by running a command
it'll open it in a window
wtf
it also runs at native refresh rate of your monitor
Double fun fact, the windows 11 oobe is a webview
to the point where it entered to add a recovery screen
and isn't glitchy
I'm not joking
okay bye for now
even in latest iOS?
14.3
only up to 14.3?
why would they do this
yea
14.4 got it fixed
wat
I have no idea but it sucks
microsoft my behated
guhh
wtf are they even doing on this screen
is it? I thought this was misinformation
spyware
isn't it UWP or some shit
its thinking
webview is only certain parts of OS
making you wait idk
No you can like actually modify the JS and HTML of the oobe 😭
because logging out via ctrl+alt+del and logging back in bypasses this screen

There was misinformation about file explorer being a webview though
whats an oobe
out of box experience
out of box experience, the windows setup thing
I think the misinformation was about majority of Win11's new UI being webview
ahh
copilot's a webview
when it's not
feather loading bar
oobe basically just any process for post install setup
feather pauses its loading bar at the end unironically
not just windows but any program or os
it makes u wait so it can extract the ipa
Well it's UWP, but it's a UWP app that just loads a webview
so double husk
(you don't actually have to log out, just CTRL+ALT+DEL, go back and done, at least that used to work)
I just wish it could be hardware accelerated
nop not anymore
makes sense
(can't because no drivers)
Occasionally the font doesn't load fast enough and you get times new roman for a second 
LOL
LFAO
(Auto-response invoked by @edgy ermine)
bye bye
I'll just be happy if they add dark mode version of OOBE
that's all I'm asking for
Microsoft in their infinite wisdom did not inline the font
I hate being blinded
mugware
aaaand installing a driver killed it
@last siren
hiii vencord
rip
dark mode version of OOBE?
In theory you could completely remake the oobe from scratch
or just modify the css for dark mode
theoretically it is possible
gwa
I guess
yeah
bwa
I think endermanch actually does that in his video about it
seems like pain
endermanch once got upset because some other dude on twitter also had the name "enderman"
in theory i could murder you in your sleep
imagine a git repo that's used solely for the purpose of tracking OOBE's changes to it's files
HORROR the vm display no longer works at all
just make a single GPU passthrough /j
woa i can multi task
is that a steam deck
me when i name myself after an enemy in one of the most popular games ever and get angry whenever someone else does it
I love my steam deck
yes
that's crazy lol

I will make you explode with the energy of a billion compressed lithium polymer battteries
I ain't paying R$ 4000 for such a weak PC dawg
and if i really wanna do some gaming rn im fine with using my surface for that for now
(I don't have one and I'm kinda angry about it but oh well too poor + living in a shitty country)
aaa
hai
I don't travel either, but I use it around the house and I like it a lot
thats fair
ig i just dont leave my room a lot so i dont feel inclined to
guhh
what other option is there
Steam Deck is literally the best portable PC
I kinda just have a streaming setup so yeah
I can either stream to my phone with my controller or stream to my laptop with the controller or mouse and keyboard
Legion Go
naur
Legion Go my beloved
isnt the legion go also like twice as expensive like most other pc handhelds
Idk
pissing me off
It costs a bit more than the Steam Deck here
why does that piss you off tf
cuz I don't know
$3/mo
nekocor
hahahahahahaha hahahahahaaaa
im making so many typos and i dont know why
this is unfaire
that's not really a reason to get pissed off though
mb
I'm just typing shit
it feels like something has been done to my keyboard thats making me type bad but idk because like nothing seems to have changed
I just eat raw slices of bread sometimes
raw?
when im really hungry
RAW?
i think i may just be stupid
WHAT
well
not like uncooked
I'm never using "duh" ever again. cringe ass word
???? WDYM RAW
like
just the slice
nothing on it
raw as in not toasted
yeah raw as in untoasted
i put slime in your keys
im on my phone
Yeah it does I just phrased it wrong 
just plain bread
did you put slime in my phone
oh
fair
yes
how is the dough = bread
because im

guhh
ou t of vodka
isn't it just dough before it's baked?
voidlesssss
how drunk are you on a scale from 1 to uwoohhh
yeah but like
what the fuc
fellow sheen a ringo enjoyerrrr
Listen man I was curious
I have never eaten a Baguette
hii :)
bread is a pre-cooked product
Are Baguettes good
what the
idk I'm looking at it from a baking point of view
you have to bake bread for it to be bread otherwise it is dough
We have this here tho
im out of vodka its so unfairr
Not a single image here looks appetizing
Lc.img pão francês brasileiro
I second this
It's called French bread despite not being French....
I'd eat all that
Yop
ringo
wh
you wouldn't eat this???
They're called french fries even though the french didn't fry them,,,
one of my geckos just barked
this probably fire
No I don't like zucchini
Real...
id eat the fuck out of theis right noww
that's zucchini bread
We just call them
id eat the fuck out of anything im so hungry
If it was regular bread I'd eat the fuck out of that sandwich though
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'2...
i drank 4 big glasses without breaks
no husk
like in a row
erm
no
any latinas wanna dm me?
being in latin america sucks in general
wait
my bad
im busy being valerie i cant take on another job as a latina

valerie what
What did he mean by this?
...unless ur uruguyan
idk im just saying shit
what's up with them anyway
Still, Uruguay is very expensive
No
noo
LMFAOA
😭
Best quality of life in South America
i am blindingly white if you put me out in the sun your eyes will get strained because the suns light would reflect off of me into your eyes
I thought we all collectively agreed on the internet that French = bad
Loss
Uruguay is very safe too
thats mean
all i wanna bring is
love
and awesome
noo
and people hate meeee
this fucking thing slaps (bread balls)
nice
soft
sweet
very simple yet so nice
@boreal torrent
funnily enough these are actually from venezuela
fuckk ill drink to that
Looks tasty
do you thinknim bad
i want it
no you're epic :3
yayy
i thoutht you wiuldve forgotten me
I wanna die
what the
nuh uh
i remember you
nuh uh
aaaaa
i will go back to normal name here i dont wanna be so negative anymore
you re so niceee
why did you have that as your name anyway
i love you all so muchhh
i failed this college semester and i should really just take my mind off it instead of being depressed constantly
husk
.>
I will hop on France or Belgium one day
@boreal torrent I got some pics of my own of bread balls
yaa

like
pics that I took myself
Show
back to regular valerie
@open pasture
well you asked
ngl I could go for a kebab right now
one day
AAAA
i love kebabs
you can't pull up picd of a kbab while im hungryyy
im soo hungry i drank a lot but i did'´t eaaat
When im hungry at night I just eat like a spoonful of peanut butter
it sounds stupid but peanut butter is suuper calorie dense
this doesn't sound that appetizing
there was this one kebab stand id go to during vacation that was soo good but they apparently closed down a few months ago :(
9 bread balls (they were all for me and this was june 2023)
@boreal torrent
Peak
It's not really about appetizing
because at night I can't prepare anything because I don't live alone 
whyy am i cryinggg
If I have leftover pizza or something ill eat that instead though
I've never had bread balls in my life
wasn't it because you were drunk and ran out of vodka
awwh
oh yea
dooon't :c
its so saddd
there you go
now you remember 
my gecko is making weird noises
burger @boreal torrent
Peak
I have to wait two hours until I can buy bread
why is this in my google photos
Can't buy bread at 3AM...
Burger eating Frieren
mno
bro im getting hungry now :cc
What
it was 9 years ago
nah... 15 years ago
if 2015 was 15 years ago it would be 2030

lets eat together
i just wanted to make you aware that people can talk in #moderator-only you should probably fix that
god
It was 1999 15 years ago dumbass
2015 was 30 years ago guys
my math is okay
veeeeee
hes just chilling why was he barking
hiiiiii
@urban elk @open pasture someone will genuinely think it was 15 years ago
real :3
aw
I kid you not
do y'all wanna see a pic of a burnt toast that oddly looks like a lump of coal or an oversized teabag
its worth doing that joke
I see
yesss
also it's fun to say dumb shit on the internet
Clyde is like a fallen angel
the shared object is 800kb
I look at this pic and it just makes me laugh so hard
gius 2016 was 7 million years ago
im going again sorry
byeee
im cryingtt
gonna cast an eeping spell on you
grrr
now I want a hotdog
Costco pizza is where it's at
Man
preach
and for that I will show you the massive abomination of a hotdog that I had several years ago @last siren
I hate ketchup and mustard so much
costco pizza 
nooo
Also mayo
drinking more could help
I like the costco cookie also
:(
i want a hug from a woman and a miso souppp
But I miss the churro
and some vodka too
@last siren

oh my god
and a really comfy bedd
OLMFOAA
Don't we all 
Nop
you really stacked that shit
holy fucking shit I'm giggling too much
I want MONEY
hel p
hmpvvh
"hot dog"
the bacon was the cherry on top
that ain't a hotdog
I want 1 billion dollars in my bank account RIGHT NOW
that's a hotwolf bro 😭
probably more adequate to call it a stuffed dog (if it weren't for how wrong it sounded)
just take out a loan, gamble the money, win, profit
or that
what
What's a hothound
whatt
TRUEEE
HIFIDHSBJFZ
order some
im HUNGRYYY
Burger King.
u deserve it
achoo
Burger King.
they not opened?
1930 was 50 years ago 😭 its been so long
everyone's sleepingg
this isn't any bread
no it is A LUMP OF BREAD
i had a sandwich today with like 5 different meats inside
Huge bread
Rich
0 was almost 2025 years ago. time flies so fast...
hmphhh
It was like $15
For a single sandwich?????
why did i get husked
Damn
more bread balls
some good sandwiches
i have fed my geckos
Guess
was so messy though
window
@boreal torrent btw they're called "piñitas"
Omg horror that sounds so similar to "punhetas"
People would hate that name in Brazil
...
"puñetas"?
true
idk
my favorite game
<:i:1263591655143903314> 🇵🇹 Portuguese <:i:1263590004886863902> 🇪🇸 Spanish
paja
guhh
Idk if paja has the same meaning
very vague
hence why I said vague
Lemme find a better transltion
mcdon
i wish steam tracked playtime for non-steam games 😔
punheta [pu'ɲeta] ƒ
- vulg paja ƒ.
Locuciones:
» bater p. vulg hacerse una paja

do not make someone hungry or else youll be next
@urban elk Is this still vague
WHY
@boreal torrent what does this say
Scroll above

i love fan
i love fans
omg, imagine warm and crispy
i also love fan
"I love you, fan"
ice cream
noo
see
bruh
that name would be horrible here
now im hungry
😭
NO THAT IS ALSO HORRIBLE HERE
like
even fres husked it
iirc
are you trying to make me hungry? because it's not gonna work
yesss
I am literally looking at my fucking food pics in google photos
you owe me ahuggg
Piñita is horrible there?
now im not hungry
and a vodkaa bottle
nope

you fw Grilled cheese sandwich ? @urban elk

so prettyyyyyy
I was talking about how similar it sounds to that word
someone's trying to get me hungry huh
revenge mayhaps?
what the hell
husk
whyy
guh?? 🪿??
I swear to god I will post the most juiciest, tastiest grilled cheese sandwich you've ever seen
do not test me
its the best vdoka brandd
try me

how about this
Mann I wanna eat some bread
im cryinggg
The bakery only opens at 5AM
i have heard positive things about grey goose yeah im just being silly
It's still 3:57AM
tears of joy
Still gotta wait an entire hour
tears of SAD
I don't have one man
Kms I'm so hungry
THERES NO VODKAA
uncooked silicon
BOOOO
@glass shell when r u coming to Brazil...
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I FUCKING DRANK IT ALL LIKE THE BITCH I AMMM
humanity cooked the silicon and forced it to think
when you pay for the plane ticket
there is silicon inside this computer that im using
Uh...
☹️
and a vodka bottle
how hungry on a scale from 0-10 @urban elk
someone should pay for my nz plane tickets theyre only probably gonna be like $1000
how apple shows the M2
why are you saddd
the m2
do you really wanna see me???
0 but
THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD though
I will eat it 
(please do not)
Going from Brazil to the USA costs around $2000 for the plane ticket
I can't get hungry in the state that I'm in
I'm hungry
I could go for an M2 chip
I want everyone to visit Brazil
can't even feel thirst but now that I think about it I should drink water
So I could see them
so you dont carr about mee???
I don't think I'm going to anytime soon
stay hydrated
by any time soon I mean in the next 8 years
Lc.i foz do igaçu catarata
am ii pretty??
iPhone 5S adds secure enclave
Yop
yayyyy
esclave means slave in french
oh wtf it's a real word
Bruh I gotta start doing skincare
The last time I felt good taking pics of myself was in October
ive never been happy with a pic of myself but thats probably the dysphoria talking
huhhhh there's a new chip that has one purpose: to render a dot on the screen
hmppoh
@glass shell I will start learning French today
whyy
I've gotten fairly close but only because of my body being femme on it's own without me having done anything
it might also be a possibility that I have a hormonal disorder so yeah
gif of instructions on how to make a tiramisu
I like learning languages
french is baddd
hold up.... i never thought of this.......
I also would like to live in either France or Belgium
old french was pretty
My native language is prettier tho....
i've eaten tiramisu before (the desert)
modern french is either parisian (cringe) or very bold and non articulated
i just want to live with my wife and fish
so fucking good
I'd devour that mf
but not pretty
(the dessert)
id devour all of yoy
meanwhile me who doesn't like my native language
and english sounds more like my native language than spanish does
in a good way
im sorry.....
i dont taste good
what is that supposed to mean 
thats what theyre doing to me tomorrow

i don't even know im drunk as fuck
turning u into an anime girl?
maybe eep
your fault for picking the name tiramisu 😭
yea
you are the one taking it the wrong way im just being honest
MFAOA
Me
you make so many people hungry
whyy
because you're drunk and have no idea what you're saying?
I'll buy bread in an hour
im not allowed to be drunkk
Bread bread bread
wait why not
it took me a while to settle on a name i like and im trying my best not to jinx myself rn because i still rly like the name valerie and dont want that to change
this is your magnum opus btw @fallow pawn
but it literally took me like 6 years to settle on a name
there was supposed to be 10 question marks but i forgot
@paper gate
I still got no forwarding kms
ur so dumb
corb
I picked a new one within a matter of minutes
ik it's not really creative but I wanted to stick to some of the past with the name
to have it remind me of the things I did to get wherever I would be in the future and hopefully be happy about all of it
aaaaaa
im crying agiainnn
lc.ss https://khcrysalis.dev
the worlddss so unfair
THEYRE THERE
7/10 he should have shaved for the bit
@harsh minnow we need vennie on ur site
Yop
why did you drink a full bottle of vodka
i should eat my phone
I do that sometimes
I should eat the 3 spare lithium polymer batteries in my drawer
i dont think u should just have those lying around in a drawer but idk
mu thoughts were getting baddd
ohh ok 🙏
ah okay
why is it called github
uhmmm
just don't become an alcoholic
yall stealing code from github
you'll be more sad
yeah
@harsh minnow because it used to be the gh icon but I just changed it to be vennie
im not a alcoholiccc
just saying
im a drug abuser fr
im just happppy
im valerie
im never happy
you should do less saying and more hugginggg
how do you like your kebab @harsh minnow in a wrap or pitta?
very important information
I feel like wrap easily wins
I used to be heavy on pitta, but switched to wraps
aaaa
i like both idk
life would be perfect if i had someone to hug really tight right now
not sure if ive had kebabs enough to develop a preference
both are good
i like this color
nateee
its downstairssss
I think I prefer wrap, because it's easier to eat and pitta is not worth the hassle to me
that libary hurts me
mmm
u need to drink a lot of water before bed
to combat hangover
i cant goo downayirsss
why
ill wake everyone upp
oh
it's 8 am
too baddd
i like the texture of pitta more but yeah wrap is easier to eat and prepare
water bottles are in the garage
just sneak in
this
he'll jump everywhere the moment he hears me
too riskyy
chonker library
and i can barely walkk ill do a lot of noise
is she ready for winter
how are the packages for digital game licenses so large,,,
make it make sounds
make it make source engine soundss
its so smooth on higher refresh rates
forgor sites can run that good
discord stuck in their 15fps animations era
thought it was an app
guh this doesnt work
virus
just check my site lol
I meant the korn
xd
mmmmmmb b
oh ok
im thirstyy
hands you a can of monster
im uhh
oh my fucking god
who am i again
i think my throat burns often because all i drink in 1 day is a monster and thats probably very bad
that definitely is very bad yes
where are the types
awe oki
oh
need to copy the code and make it less insane
What the fuck
You're going to die
Go drink water fella
100% of people who drink water die as well
You'll die way before them
insane how an xpc lib I added adds like 7mb to my binary

im so tired
luv davis
curse of eep
I get tired I just don't mention it xd
I got a bucket hat today @harsh minnow
lc.i bucket hat
sammy puts a bucket on her head
mine has flowers on it
taking unboosts personally 😭
straight tamago did the same thing
must copy
ofc gay egg would do such a thing
SO MANY ❌
haha

