🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[burnt maple]

yes

[grand crypt]

In other words, explosive device

[keen kernel]

AHHHH MY FINAL EXAM IS 1 HOUR EARLIER THAN NORMAL CLASS TIME

IM MISSING MY FINAL

[boreal torrent]

rip

[unborn halo]

Have you tried unplugging it and then never plugging it in again?

[boreal torrent]

nop

It already stopped making noises

[keen junco]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1ha6s0v/ingenious_solution_to_workplace_stress/

[jaunty trellis]

😭

[dusk bone]

[jaunty trellis]

@green kernel

[green kernel]

Corpo gonk got himself killed and didn't even have trauma team 💀

On a real note, we're screwed 💀

Now all the suits are scared

[jaunty trellis]

every day we're getting closer to cyberpunk being a reality

also hai @raw panther

[sudden sun]

@jaunty trellis epic code

[raw panther]

haii

[jaunty trellis]

wait can you make soft links in git repos

oki you can

[stiff urchin]

where's my cool cybernetics :(

[jaunty trellis]

I mean we're making pretty good progress on mapping the human brain and figuring out what everything does so probably sometime within the next few decades you can get mechanical prosthetic limbs that talk directly to your brain

[sudden sun]

@stiff urchin

[stiff urchin]

🥺

[sudden sun]

hru oomf

[stiff urchin]

sleepy

wbu

[sudden sun]

also eepy

[magic root]

i get my news exclusively from the sun

[lapis lava]

monday (new week) starts

[lapis lava]

isnt it the terrible news site where you either accept tracking or pay

[somber leaf]

Yop

[open pasture]

Exactly

[sudden sun]

true

@somber leaf hiiii

hru

[noble quest]

Guhh

[somber leaf]

Good hbu?

[stark herald]

@somber leaf

[somber leaf]

Random question do you have any resources on c compiler intrinsics bindings for x86?

[stark herald]

are you a soda

[sudden sun]

nope

[somber leaf]

I am

[jaunty trellis]

@somber leaf

[somber leaf]

Damn.

[stark herald]

takes a sip

[sudden sun]

eepy just working on discord moderation bot

[keen kernel]

I took it they let me in

lockdown browser my hatred

made me bring my windows laptop

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[keen kernel]

or else I would've had to do JAVA on PAPER

[jaunty trellis]

[stark herald]

good

[keen kernel]

and NOT the Minecraft papermc

I mean PENCIL AND PAPER

[stark herald]

easy

[sudden sun]

enum RaidType: UInt {
  case pingSpam = 1
  case raidPhrase = 2
  case messageSpam = 3
  case joinSpamOverTime = 4
  case raidPhraseDetection = 5
}

true

[jaunty trellis]

all of our exams are in a linux live env

so good

[sudden sun]

ok turns out swift will just make unique values its fine

[keen kernel]

no no no stop showing me enums I don't trust I did that question right

[sudden sun]

what question

[keen kernel]

on my exam

[sudden sun]

what question tho

[keen kernel]

make an enum for Colors

ROYGBIV

[sudden sun]

whats so hard

[keen kernel]

I forgor how to make enum exactly

[sudden sun]

bro

[keen kernel]

bc I never use enums basically

like I use them but I don't write them much

[sudden sun]

im happy i can use any plain text editor with swift

[keen kernel]

i use libraries not make libraries

[sudden sun]

also because apparently my brain is able to swift

[stark herald]

You failed

[keen kernel]

60 or higher to pass it's fiiiine

[stark herald]

59

[keen kernel]

NOOOO

[sudden sun]

@stark herald me when im in my dreams writing a swift program and my program crashes due to concurrent accesses

how does my dream know

[keen kernel]

also I literally drank an energy drink last night to code eaglercraft so it took everything out of me to get myself to go

[stark herald]

swift addict

[sudden sun]

my brain is a swift compiler

[keen kernel]

I fell asleep after 5am

woke up at 8am

[somber leaf]

Chat if you really think about it structs are just arrays of variable types

[stark herald]

bro just download minecraft 😹

[sudden sun]

i cant think at all

[boreal torrent]

guhhh i need R$ 37

~$6.20

[keen kernel]

bro just sideload fortnite OS https://better.game

[stark herald]

I don't play anymore

[boreal torrent]

wdym

[stark herald]

robloz

im sorry

[sudden sun]

wholesome code please rate

[boreal torrent]

DIE

[stark herald]

[boreal torrent]

bobux 👎

[sudden sun]

?

[boreal torrent]

not u oomf

[sudden sun]

[stark herald]

_

[boreal torrent]

i was talking to 🇪🇸

[sudden sun]

ah yes

[keen kernel]

can u dump Constants.env values

[sudden sun]

{
  "banAppealGuildID": "1289521419801202728",
  "reportsChannel": "1303078938410619020",
  "botOwner": "381538809180848128",
  "owner": "381538809180848128",
  "token": "MTIxNjgxNTAyMTY5MDk4MjU0MA",
  "banAppealForm": "https://llsc12.me",
  "guild": "1289521419801202728",
  "appealsReportsChannel": "1291143435805261957",
  "xpRoles": {
    "plus": "1295343097458327643",
    "pro": "1295343224520441897",
    "edition": "1295343358163685399",
    "one": "1295343419333410836",
    "ultra": "1295343524794990644"
  },
  "modRoles": [
    "1289522130538598450"
  ]
}```

[jaunty trellis]

insane

[median owl]

@wintry ledge

[keen kernel]

SO ITS NOT JUST ME https://vivaldistatus.com

[wraith osprey]

I love making up things to get mad about

[spring trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245128356027043973/1307091791601995826/cat-owl-owl-cat_1.gif

[keen junco]

Terrible

[boreal torrent]

I might buy hexinstaller

[static valley]

@twilit portal

did they get their acc termed

[boreal torrent]

wdym

he's on DnD status to me

[grand crypt]

yea

[boreal torrent]

time to install revanced

android is so much saner ong

[sudden sun]

:c

[open pasture]

I cant imagine using vanilla youtube

Horror

[boreal torrent]

I had to...

iOS so bad

[spring trellis]

uyouplus

though installing it is a whole different story

[boreal torrent]

ik

uyou+ was very buggy

i had a lot of issues with it

[spring trellis]

if you mean the front page thing

they fixed that

(i think)

[vivid junco]

how the faq did I make a website like this

[spring trellis]

https://worf.win/ is superior

i need to make it more messy

[spice abyss]

somr japanese website are messy

[bold adder]

i opened my mac and it said your screen was being observed in the menu bar

☹️

who hacked my computer

[open pasture]

Sorry

[spring trellis]

i remember that showing up in class on my friend's macbook

i told him to turn off wifi

[main wyvern]

real

[green kernel]

I remember I would use my moms old phone

[main wyvern]

real

[green kernel]

and I would watch the fight against the evil dragon between the green ninja in ninjago 😭

that scene was real

[green kernel]

potato needs to be cleaned and taken care of 💔

[grand crypt]

anyone know if revolut is a good online card option?

[hollow jackal]

i heard its decent in the EU

[last siren]

*airplane mode

[raw panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1312770640947974145.gif?size=48

[main wyvern]

minecraft at 800p looks so strange

[paper gate]

@main wyvern hii

[jaunty trellis]

guhhh why tf was journald keeping 2gb worth of logs

[paper gate]

@jaunty trellis @open pasture

[jaunty trellis]

[edgy ermine]

LOL

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine haiii

[edgy ermine]

haiii

[paper gate]

than you

[spring trellis]

systemd be systemd

socklog my beloved

[jaunty trellis]

I should just disable journald ngl

[paper gate]

how do i check mine

[spring trellis]

just set a maximum size

logs genuinely are useful

[jaunty trellis]

journalctl --disk-usage

[paper gate]

Archived and active journals take up 3.9G in the file system.

[spring trellis]

i never really cared back when i used systemd

too much free space to care

[jaunty trellis]

I think it's just configured funny for me and it was taking like almost 30 seconds to start on boot before I nuked old logs

[warm agate]

d

[open pasture]

Hello haii worf

[jaunty trellis]

there was an issue about that on systemd github but they ended up saying it's a mainboard problem or smth so I couldn't find anything actually useful other than just yeeting logs

so bad

[spring trellis]

hello moonset

goodnight moonset i'm going to bed

[jaunty trellis]

nini

[open pasture]

Goodnight baii worf

[paper gate]

nini

@open pasture hi schleepy

[open pasture]

Hihi zoote

[civic bolt]

Eepy

[paper gate]

eepp

[paper gate]

hows you

[open pasture]

Tired, but I can't sleep because I'm in an airport lol

What about you?

[light geyser]

hi, can you help me. i saw that people can see if a person is on phone or on pc. is that a plugin on vencord?

[paper gate]

eepy

had to stay up for school work

[open pasture]

Past tense, so it's over?

[paper gate]

yes mostly

about to submit

[spark crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254403396249718848/1315718492766605342/b796dc611a0949fc9b61dab4ff83342d.mov?ex=67586dd5&is=67571c55&hm=64996a1704e8c9ce0058d97cee2b679b79aa3f9622971cf37075fc06a54f7767&

[boreal torrent]

Hi

[paper gate]

hi

[raw panther]

hi

[main wyvern]

hi

[deep peak]

https://youtu.be/aj6ClphN2jk

[boreal torrent]

Monet so good @paper gate

[paper gate]

yop

[keen junco]

@paper gate do you know her

[rocky sinew]

@shadow owl hey

[keen junco]

he doesn't talk to whitenames like you

[grand crypt]

true

[main wyvern]

@shadow owl go offline

[real skiff]

@grand crypt whitename

[grand crypt]

@real skiff Hi.

[keen kernel]

https://github.com/leap0x7b/Droidcord

[fallow pawn]

HOWWWWWWWW

[stiff urchin]

i swear if they don't send x-super-properties

looks like they don't

lmao 😭

[paper gate]

@open pasture hiii

[stiff urchin]

okay yes

they only send content-type and authorization

antispam go brr

[fallow pawn]

did u make a new farm

[magic root]

i figured out i can edit the active directory attributes

i set my title to Senior Staff Principle Enterprise Distinguished Managing Partnered Technical Systems Engineering Associated Operations Infrastructure Growth Architect Fellow

getting paid 100m/year now

[stiff urchin]

wait what's this

[keen kernel]

youtube j2me

it uses invidious api but it works

[stiff urchin]

there's a youtube client for ancient java phones??

[keen kernel]

https://nnproject.cc/jtube/

i had to change the invidious instance in the app

but

yeah it works

[keen kernel]

this is a danbooru client

[stiff urchin]

would be kinda cursed to use a j2me youtube client on android xd

since there's j2me emulators for it

[keen kernel]

yandex.maps client exists

translator exists

deezer

[stiff urchin]

wait which instance did u use @keen kernel

[keen kernel]

https://invidious.jing.rocks

wtf is this https://next.2yxa.mobi/mov.php?id=Dia-Y99oMJc&poisk=you&lang=en

the youtube app for j2me linked me here

[stiff urchin]

definitely not cursed at all xd

[keen kernel]

this is so cool

i didnt know there was a j2me compatible website

that provides music too

and youtube

[spice ginkgo]

hey

what is a dick

[keen kernel]

🪞

[spice ginkgo]

bueno

e

dale

amjkgoio

pognanque se podfua

}poenr imagenes

sorry

[covert patio]

im supposed to play mania with 22 scroll speed

wtf

i play with 17 and its too fast bruh

[lapis lava]

vmute 1d 697295269061984286 weird

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted orielbarone (@spice ginkgo) for 1 day

[mystic salmon]

vennie is an artist dog lover and avid reader confirmed

[sudden sun]

this swiftui bluesky app will be so good

i will add on-device translations

[fallow pawn]

what does this mean

[sudden sun]

translation framework

[fallow pawn]

why does it need a framework

[sudden sun]

wdym

https://developer.apple.com/documentation/translation

[fallow pawn]

I thought you meant localisation xd

[sudden sun]

oh lol

[soft portal]

who wants some japanese brat https://x.com/xcxshake/status/1866064378648240417

xcxshake (@xcxshake) on X

BRAT (Japan Edition) - out January 22nd

https://t.co/Z7Jb0DhTi6

Twitter · Dec 9, 2024, 10:16 AM

[rare trout]

https://bsky.app/profile/itch.io/post/3lcu6h465bs2n

itch.io (@itch.io)

I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

Reposts

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Bluesky · Dec 9, 2024, 7:13 AM

[odd wave]

itch.io is... lost media?

[rare trout]

its back

[raw panther]

shoot funko pop ceo

[paper gate]

@rare trout you

[dense aspen]

@rare trout you

[rare trout]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/797500224997818400/1054372025445126234/SPOILER_hou.gif

[dense aspen]

honse

[covert patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1170653223917461595/1315748986895990835/5ZKZRJi.png?ex=67588a3b&is=675738bb&hm=62c688a45a95642627cc5e03997c225ec71c92711b8b4b636687024fc197d59e&

[vague spire]

Anyone using themecord?

[paper gate]

what's that

[keen kernel]

"i wonder what i was doing in 2020"

that time jschlatt ran for president:

i shall revive.

[covert patio]

https://tenor.com/view/white-rat-white-nutria-big-rat-huge-rat-big-white-rat-gif-11991559707914163733

[bold adder]

i bombed my math final

bro i was so close to the answer for 2 problems

and i got both wrong

i was literally like 1 step away

im gonna cry

and theres a chem final tmrw

sobbing

[junior ridge]

i love the US

i have to drive an hour and a half just to go to a fucking bestbuy so i can get my old iphone fixed

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[jaunty trellis]

haiii

[hardy sigil]

Venuwu

[dense aspen]

ratatouille!!!!!

[boreal torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1234878822290296854/1315764876077043742/1080.png?ex=67589908&is=67574788&hm=13083b5edf9ac2f26e3cbb1067e82efea635115fe4db7df101af97c8b4a7dcd5&

[bold adder]

so THATS why my battery is always at about 25%

how do i fix it 😭

[empty tulip]

oh no not you again..

[grand crypt]

Replace battery

[bold adder]

it says its normal :(

waa

nvm its charging again

i hate this computer

[distant stag]

Restart

Fr

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cute-blush-heart-anime-gif-16521937

[bold adder]

i got like half credit on like 3 problems on my math final

thats like

[keen junco]

wtf gacha gta 6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sGoIxquX_k

[glass shell]

wow fuck you

[glass shell]

i need that game so bad dude

[keen junco]

you're too young

[glass shell]

im probably going to be 18 by the time it comes out

ill be 18 in like 2 months

[keen junco]

damn

it's gonna 21+

they are adding new age rating tier just to spite you

[glass shell]

probably won't be 21+ in france

[keen junco]

i'll make sure of it

[glass shell]

shut up marvin

[bold adder]

rest in peice

[glass shell]

Brian...

[keen junco]

they got the wrong one

[paper gate]

@keen junco you were the shooter

[keen junco]

yop

how did you know

[paper gate]

i watch you

[unborn halo]

Marvin has silencers, shell casings with cryptic messages, and a manifesto

[open pasture]

there is no way a jury will be able to convict him

if this is even the guy

or maybe he'll just off himself in custody who knows

[unborn halo]

Send him to the inauguration with lots of bullets

[fallow pawn]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[paper gate]

discord

[empty tulip]

they literally stole spiderman animation 😭

three times
if you played spiderman you'll notice them

[empty tulip]

thank goodness I'm not the only one who notice that

[boreal torrent]

Such an unoriginal game holy shit

[empty tulip]

pretty sure it'll be one those gacha games where they offer a "story" while in reality it's just nonsense to show some new characters and tell everyone to start gamble to get them

[boreal torrent]

REAL

weeb cash grab

[empty tulip]

i only played genshin impact for the story
until i realized that shit have no story but just a smart way to advertise their banners

[stark herald]

does anyone know any PWA

like the websites that say

[boreal torrent]

on god

[stark herald]

you can install this website

or smth

[boreal torrent]

The abyss is completely disjointed from the story lmao

At least it was when I first played it

[grand crypt]

Wrong, this is person of interest

[fresh ledge]

Isn't YTM.com one of those

[empty tulip]

omg so true..

[grand crypt]

To rephrase, the person they have in custody is only a person of interest, iirc the police didnt come out and say that this IS the person

[empty tulip]

can't people just accept that gacha games are just ass and they are only there to just drain your money..?

[boreal torrent]

i want it!!

[empty tulip]

YOOOO ME TOO DAWG

[grand crypt]

i want it!!

[boreal torrent]

most western weebs apparently can't

[cosmic otter]

vban 1 scam

[neon ferry]

Gimme some users silly

[boreal torrent]

aw

[cosmic otter]

guh

[boreal torrent]

i wanted the $50

[cosmic otter]

deleted before i could send

[grand crypt]

but the fan service

[boreal torrent]

@slow crag was faster than u..

[slow crag]

gg

[boreal torrent]

the ban grind

[stark herald]

i just got 50 venniepoints on vencord

[empty tulip]

thank you for understanding
whenever i talk about it i either get attacked or get accused for being against the right of humanity

[boreal torrent]

yea same 😭

[empty tulip]

what service

[stark herald]

fan one

[empty tulip]

fan one what

[grand crypt]

YOU ARE SO WRONG FOR THIS ISTFG GACHA IS SUCH A GOOD GENRE, MAYBE SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN BECAUSE BEING ABLE TO LVOE THIS GAME IS LIFE AND THE RIGHT OF HUMANITY

[empty tulip]

blocked..

[stark herald]

i dont play gacha only arknights

[grand crypt]

how have you never heard of fan service..

[grand crypt]

nerd

[cosmic otter]

go do some real gambling kid

[boreal torrent]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_service

[empty tulip]

the only games i enjoyed
rdr2
spiderman man 1 and miles morales
resident evil 4 remake

[cosmic otter]

gacha is gambling for babies

[boreal torrent]

tl;dr: touch starved weeb trap

[grand crypt]

was about to post

[boreal torrent]

time to quit minecraft...

[stark herald]

i was gonna rewatch an anime i watched when i was little but noticed its full of fan service i didnt remember

:c

[boreal torrent]

It got boring after playing it for 12 years

[grand crypt]

what, switch to zzz?

[empty tulip]

and they are always sexualizing characters that is not cool..

[boreal torrent]

ew

[grand crypt]

EXACTLY

vencord so based for once

[empty tulip]

dude leave gacha games
we are here for you..
i can help you!

[boreal torrent]

he's trolling bro

[empty tulip]

@grand crypt omg your pfp

[stark herald]

play https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arknights

[worthy harness]

hi guys

[boreal torrent]

No

[worthy harness]

watching peak (the incredibles)

[empty tulip]

NO. ANIME GIRL.

[grand crypt]

yeah

[stark herald]

she loves you

you should install

[boreal torrent]

No, this is Patrick

Holy fuck

[empty tulip]

okay time to gamble

[boreal torrent]

The English dub of Spongebob is actually very funny

I've never listened to it before

[stark herald]

the fuck is holy 😹

[boreal torrent]

I love the voices 😭

[grand crypt]

I LOVE GENSHIN IMPACT

I HAVE SPENT 51326 DOLLARS ON IT

[empty tulip]

I've spent $50 on genshin
I'm really sorry
i was so foolish

not joking btw..

2023..

[stark herald]

cant believe i had monday and friday off and it feels like its been a day but monday is already ending

[empty tulip]

dude i have the whole week
and still didn't do anything

[grand crypt]

spain moment

[boreal torrent]

ENGLISH DUB AND BRAZILIAN DUB

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GS1ZG-VyPP4

FUNNY

[grand crypt]

live in better country ding dong

[stark herald]

be productive fast

[stark herald]

erm actually that has nothing to do

[grand crypt]

also im being productive

[stark herald]

nada que ver ☠️

[grand crypt]

yes it does, ding dong

[boreal torrent]

you will watch @grand crypt

[grand crypt]

never

i hate spongebob

[boreal torrent]

liar

[grand crypt]

dont ask why its all red

[empty tulip]

who started the "those who know" shit on yr shorts

I'm gonna kill them

[boreal torrent]

It sounds so much different to the English version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSVId1ca1dQ

lol

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-cringe-dont-editing-know-gif-650398401862444339

[grand crypt]

i hate most dubs

😭

[stark herald]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww+

oh

[cosmic otter]

americans are so stupid they call bob esponja "spongebob"

[stark herald]

it wasnt walking foeward

[boreal torrent]

real

[empty tulip]

I REMEMBER an edit from TikTok
where the husband beat the wife (not real btw) and they put the "sigma" edit in the end of the video

[boreal torrent]

is it also Bob Esponja in Spain @grand crypt

[grand crypt]

yes

[boreal torrent]

great

[grand crypt]

i hate it

i hate it so much

like there is nothing i hate more

than shows who use alternative names

[cosmic otter]

do NOT slander me in this way

[grand crypt]

I apologize

[cosmic otter]

i have the utmost respect for women

[cosmic otter]

i was joking my guy

[grand crypt]

I know but I actually thought it was a little far

🙏

[cosmic otter]

men on the other hand

[grand crypt]

isnt that why we send them to war...?

[cosmic otter]

🖕

[empty tulip]

i fuckin hate gta 6
why can't they make rdr3 instead of another stupid fuckin game where they steal some bank and be disappointed the rest of their life

[grand crypt]

wing wong will be the greatest soldier when ww3 comes around

[jaunty trellis]

[grand crypt]

fighting for like kentucky

or wherever wing wong from

[empty tulip]

some people think they'll hear "mango mango mango phonk" once the ww3 starts

[grand crypt]

those who know what war really is like

https://tenor.com/view/trolleyes-i-see-your-every-movement-gif-21969129

[cosmic otter]

HA

i hardly ever leave the house

[jaunty trellis]

is wong or zooter more fit

[cosmic otter]

neither

[grand crypt]

guys what else do I add to my table

[grand crypt]

Like i feel there should be more

[cosmic otter]

wed both lose to an ant

[jaunty trellis]

insane

[grand crypt]

i need more info to feed into the ai that will soon handle my finances

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate you will come mountain biking with me next summer

[grand crypt]

can i?

i love mountain biking

[jaunty trellis]

sure

[grand crypt]

i love mountain biking

guys my finances are in shambles

[stark herald]

new excel function

[grand crypt]

wait is this real

[stark herald]

nop

[grand crypt]

https://www.amazon.es/Unlock-Potential-Excel-ChatGPT-Step/dp/B0C1JJZG55

this is tho

[boreal torrent]

@paper gate

[stark herald]

i'd buy

soon i'll have unlocked full potential of everything

[grand crypt]

this has to be written with chatgpt

[stark herald]

it is

[grand crypt]

yeah this guy isnt real

this literally is a stock image

lol

[boreal torrent]

Mono's eyes are so reflective

You can almost see me there

[bold adder]

i am watching path of exile 2

very good game

[paper gate]

love

[paper gate]

yop

[boreal torrent]

vmink

☹️

[stark herald]

i crave pizza

[boreal torrent]

no pizza for u..

[stark herald]

ive got one in my fridge

[junior ridge]

kamra

[junior ridge]

how do i get one of these irl

[grand crypt]

where the fuck you see kamra

[junior ridge]

camra

[grand crypt]

Sorry

[stark herald]

i have a potion that turns you into a girl for 6 hours

[grand crypt]

I have succeeded

[glass shell]

where'd the horse go

[stark herald]

horse

[grand crypt]

some might wonder why the small camera with only a small bag costs more than the big camera with a charger

thats because I make the fucking rules

[grand crypt]

there are 3 gifs in rotation

you obviously have never visited the website

[ripe jay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964891560951050344/1268309082276630628/catNOOOOOOOO.gif

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wet-blow-dry-gif-1784120349342730252

[glass shell]

yeah I know I only edited the first screenshot you sent

[grand crypt]

which was crazy

[glass shell]

if I had a link to the site I would've just edited it with HTML and css

it would've been way easier

[grand crypt]

yeah

the source code is open on github

[glass shell]

any website is open

[grand crypt]

in very very technical terms i guess

[glass shell]

I just had an idea

I could fork

[grand crypt]

ts was actually so funny

[glass shell]

but forking an ebay thing would be stupid

[grand crypt]

if you make an evil fork of my website, ill add it to subdomain of evil.samu.lol

[deep token]

@fallow pawn

[glass shell]

like i want to make it so you can just automatically add new listings without having to add it manually through html

[grand crypt]

wdym

oh

manually adding the listings isnt that hard

[glass shell]

you just provide a picture, a link and a title and it generates

[deep token]

@fallow drum awaken i wanna show u

[glass shell]

it isn't but im craving for a web project dude

[grand crypt]

lmao

[fallow drum]

?

[glass shell]

its been months im scratching my wrist like a crack addict

[deep token]

i got new watch

!!!

[empty tulip]

tell them that this book will make you rich

[grand crypt]

if you are down

you should do it ig

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[glass shell]

yay

[grand crypt]

also

https://github.com/avifcollective/my-cameras

i need to add more to this

this is what im scracthing my wrists like a crack addict for

i want to add more cameraaaaaaaaaaaas

i bought the stupid sony adapter, but that will take awhile

and cost me 12 euro for some reason

[empty tulip]

my friend told some mafia "all bark no bite" after they gave us a warning
now he's nowhere to be found

[glass shell]

im gonna make a cool fork and make it so if you click 4 times in a very specific spot the website turns evil

[grand crypt]

rip bozo

of my website??

[glass shell]

yes

[grand crypt]

okaaay

[glass shell]

fuck serious projects

its time for

evil projects

[stark herald]

how

[grand crypt]

Fixed my stupid ding dong mobile web version

[empty tulip]

all bark no bite

[grand crypt]

a girl in another discord server asked if i will send her a pink camera i have

NO

[empty tulip]

say yes
W rizz!

I'm sorry

[plush notch]

UWU

[grand crypt]

her bio says married

[boreal torrent]

all bark no bite

[empty tulip]

i hope you get banned

[deep token]

say yes

[plush notch]

:c

[grand crypt]

i told her only if she covers shipping costs

[deep token]

damn

[grand crypt]

which would be like 40000 usd

[empty tulip]

imagine someone's bio :

16
married
love playing : roblox, hello kitty, pizza simulator

[grand crypt]

because eu to west coast usa

[quasi ravine]

16.. married??

[empty tulip]

I'm gonna vomit

[boreal torrent]

that's insane

[grand crypt]

yeah no she is 23

[boreal torrent]

how many cameras do u have

[grand crypt]

thats a wild generalization

[glass shell]

my braces are making my teeth hurt owie

[grand crypt]

like 12 atp

[boreal torrent]

peak

[hardy sigil]

I have all the

[grand crypt]

this why i would actually send her the camera if she covered shipping fees

[raw panther]

that's how you know they're working

[glass shell]

that 6.36281192832 in ERC(Evil Rock Conversion)

[grand crypt]

id send some of yall the camera if i liked you enough and if you covered shipping fees

[glass shell]

you get husked for anything these days

[stark herald]

i did friendly fire again hope val wont ban me

[boreal torrent]

too late

[grand crypt]

[boreal torrent]

you will be banished

[boreal torrent]

real

[glass shell]

i need to stop biting stuff

[boreal torrent]

i only bite food

[grand crypt]

same

and people

but thats something else

[bold adder]

damn bru i came to watch a gaming stream and its turned intoa therapy session

with no gaming

and im all for it

[fallow pawn]

yes?

[glass shell]

i bite the little metal thing on jackets and then I have that disgusting taste in my mouth but I keep doing it anyway

[empty tulip]

so..
some of you actually sit Infront of the screen and chat on discord?

[bold adder]

yea

[deep token]

haaaaaaiii

im really bored

[grand crypt]

i like talking to people on discord sometimes

other times i love it

[glass shell]

what are you doing right now

[raw panther]

fullscreen discord, headphones off, locked in

[grand crypt]

husk

someone get nvhhr locked up

[main wyvern]

i sit behind the screen

[glass shell]

i sit on the screen

[empty tulip]

the screen sit on me

[glass shell]

beat you to it

[fallow pawn]

blood korn

[grand crypt]

i actually sit parallel to the screen, and I communicate on Discord

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-momoi-omg-its-korn-gif-16484206196151046810

[empty tulip]

i hope your roblox account get deleted

[grand crypt]

Okaaaaaay

such an extreme reaction towards me

@bitter valley who are you

[bitter valley]

whats chats topic right now?

[raw panther]

vendoru

[empty tulip]

spiderman

[grand crypt]

@stark herald getting banned for cheating on valorant

[stark herald]

....?

[grand crypt]

i saw fres

aimbotting

[bitter valley]

username: exist
hudson:

[empty tulip]

dude
Java or C++

[boreal torrent]

People are unironically saying the only good modern volleyball video game is on Roblox

I will try it out.

[grand crypt]

what the fuck does this even mean dingus

[bitter valley]

who even plays volleyball

[boreal torrent]

If it's actually good then it'll be the first time I'll want to play Roblox

[boreal torrent]

I do

I love playing it irl

[grand crypt]

I do

[boreal torrent]

fun as fuck

[grand crypt]

I love playing it irl

[bitter valley]

red & cool tomato

[grand crypt]

fuck as fuck

[bitter valley]

how tall are you

[grand crypt]

blocked

[boreal torrent]

WHAT'S UP WITH THIS IMAGE

[bitter valley]

the only person i know who likes playing volleyball is like 190

[boreal torrent]

wtf it's actually not bad

I'm 183cm tall

[raw panther]

voleibol

[boreal torrent]

I love volleyball

[bitter valley]

still hella tall

[boreal torrent]

nah

Not that tall compared to most volleyball players

I know a bro that's like

170cm tall

or less

bro's good as fuck at volleyball

while being tiny

[bitter valley]

still taller people have more advantage in it

unless you re playing profesionaly

[boreal torrent]

Even in professional volleyball, it's still an advantage lol

[bitter valley]

i mean, if you have an adequate team instead of classmates, its much easer

[boreal torrent]

A friend of mine is 205cm tall. He doesn't even need to jump to block spikes 😭

[fresh ledge]

Amongus volleyball

[bitter valley]

205 cm is like

a lot

[boreal torrent]

yeah

[bitter valley]

2 metres

[boreal torrent]

he's like a fucking pole

[deep token]

:3

[bitter valley]

how fast he runs?

[boreal torrent]

not too much

average ig

[bitter valley]

i mean

with hella long legs

you gotta fly instead of running

[boreal torrent]

bro has long legs and long arms 😭

[bitter valley]

reminds me of some horror movie

[boreal torrent]

he's like slenderman

https://tenor.com/bjd2b.gif

[bitter valley]

"implant" or smth

[bitter valley]

yeah

[boreal torrent]

someone once called him a twin tower and threw a paper airplane at him 🥲

[bitter valley]

i remember meeting actual tall twins once at summer camp

and we had ACTUAL plane models

[boreal torrent]

😭

no way

why

[bitter valley]

this was like aircraft-oriented camp

[tidal cloak]

BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[bitter valley]

and as you guess they were bombarded sometimes

[distant stag]

Bro my friend is 80 cm and 130kg and someone called him the pentagon and crashed an entire airplane into him and he died

[bitter valley]

i see you re man of mushrooms

[dense aspen]

Shrooms can cause hallucinations

Found out the hard way

[bitter valley]

i dont like mushrooms

[open pasture]

is there any plugins for more soundboards

[bitter valley]

they are angry on me

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @bitter valley)

[junior ridge]

ter

[open pasture]

what vns means

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[junior ridge]

vennie no shiggy

(bad)

[lapis lava]

v+ needy

“i cannot read!”
- tok, 2024

[modern epoch]

lo

[bitter valley]

how to read

[winged warren]

lf read

[main wyvern]

what vns means

[modern epoch]

what vns means

[bitter valley]

vns:
vns not support

[winged warren]

are the roles perm or temporary

lmao

[main wyvern]

temporary because i will EAT them

[bitter valley]

which ones?

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate can u kill @unborn hound she said she hates cats and by extension minky

[winged warren]

well at least the needy one

[bitter valley]

actually everything is temporary

[winged warren]

the support ban i can see

[elfin ingot]

i have a question, when you go live on twitch on discord your status becomes purple; does the same thing occur when using vesktop?

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @bitter valley)

[elfin ingot]

i dont need support its just a question

[bitter valley]

more likely to need to pass iq test to get it removed

[winged warren]

that's a server-side feature

[winter girder]

Can't wait to finally get my fortnite refund🙏🙏

[winged warren]

discord's servers read your linked twitch to make u purple

[elfin ingot]

i cant wait for miku to come to fortnite

[bitter valley]

its a vencor question 😭

[unborn hound]

I stand by what i said

[elfin ingot]

so it’ll work on vesktop?

[unborn hound]

Cats are evil and dont deserve to exist

[bitter valley]

did you buy fortnite 2?

[winter girder]

No the ftc thing

[stark herald]

NOO I WAS ABOUT TO WIN

[spring trellis]

i thought it was saying you cheated for a moment

[lapis lava]

GOOD

hop off val

[main wyvern]

fres will use Arch Linux

[lapis lava]

usually a week if they appeal

(thats for any restriction role)

if they bypass it or act entitled over it we ban

[stark herald]

@lapis lava @lapis lava nin@lapis lava @lapis lava ninaaa

no nina november

in 11 months

[lapis lava]

NOP

@main wyvern anilihate (whatever you spell it) arch august

[main wyvern]

nope

wrong

Forget Fedora Feburary

[empty tulip]

as a python newbie
";" is something i always forget innother languages

[main wyvern]

semi colon

[bitter valley]

semicolon is realy cool

much easer to organize these one line loops

in python it is horror

[empty tulip]

from print()
to std::cout << ;

[bitter valley]

using namespace std;
on most cases

unless you deal with smth really huge and conflicting

[keen kernel]

hey can someone get this to work on windows or port it so it works on windows https://github.com/marjohn56/udpbroadcastrelay

I need to steam link

(I don't run pfsense)

(so I need it for windows or maybe WSL)

[boreal torrent]

What about WSL?

[near wharf]

so they caught the uhc ceo shooter and the media is trying to make it sound like this guy idolizes the unabomber but if u read his actual review its actually based as fuck

[open pasture]

p

[bitter valley]

i wonder what decision will judge make

[near wharf]

the jury u mean

honestly the jury could rule not guilty its incredibly unlikely but a jury cannot make an incorrect ruling technically

but if the jury says guilty the judge will probably do the death sentence

[jaunty trellis]

it'd be based as fuck if they said not guilty tho

is that gonna happen? almost certainly not but it'd be funi

[near wharf]

someone show this to the jury https://youtu.be/uqH_Y1TupoQ

"yall i know hes dead to rights but like the dude had chronic back pain and the ceo kinda had it coming"

[boreal oriole]

am i like the only person that misses the halloween notification sound

[jaunty trellis]

pls let elon be the next person who gets shot 🙏

[boreal oriole]

honestly was more pleasant to hear than the current one

[wooden socket]

You're on a list now

[jaunty trellis]

which one

[boreal oriole]

you'll be the first to get killed by his robot army

[jaunty trellis]

I might be there already

[near wharf]

hopefully quick cuz ik that mf is escaping to mars in like 4 years

hes gonna leave us all to die

[wooden socket]

Guys what do I use £180 for

[jaunty trellis]

do you have anything you need rn

no? do you have anything you really want rn?

if not just save it

[wooden socket]

My car broke

Nearly 2 weeks ago

[lapis lava]

fix

[spring trellis]

buy a house

[jaunty trellis]

fix

[wooden socket]

Expensive

[jaunty trellis]

guh

[wooden socket]

Ford trying to charge us £2K to replace the injectors

[jaunty trellis]

@lapis lava you never answered my question

[keen kernel]

need to try

[main wyvern]

gonna run minecraft shaders on my steam deck hopefully it doesn't Explode

[keen kernel]

it wont unless u do insane ones

shaders that work almost anywhere are sildur's

[boreal torrent]

It is gonna run at 20 fps

[near wharf]

nvm death sentence is not a thing in new york

also hes rich

dude went to ivy league

dude honestly will probably get a good prison and get out in his 50s

[boreal torrent]

Lc.wikipedia ivy league

[night blaze]

Ivy League

The Ivy League is an American collegiate athletic conference of eight private research universities in the Northeastern United States. It participates

Wikipedia • labsCore • Page 1/100

[boreal torrent]

Huh

Is that just college for rich athletes?

[near wharf]

idk why that says athlete

its like the prestigious universities

Harvard stanford etc

he went to University of Pennsylvania

[scarlet dust]

vendroidenhanced has potential if discord ever stopped supporting older versions of discord app

[hardy sigil]

Probably wont

As in discord not supporting older versions

Unless they introduce a bunch of breaking changes to their API

[scarlet dust]

i wonder why discord still support older version

[hardy sigil]

Cause new stuff is basically built on old stuff

The old endpoints are mostly still used to this day

[scarlet dust]

scary that discord could easily force us to use current version

[hardy sigil]

I think it's on API v9?

[hardy sigil]

How?

[scarlet dust]

like a popup or something telling user to update

[static valley]

what the hell

[boreal torrent]

Ah, I see. Now I get it

[hardy sigil]

I mean this exists

~/.config/discord/settings.json

{
  "SKIP_HOST_UPDATE": true
}

[scarlet dust]

oh

[boreal torrent]

Damn I wish there was compact mode on mobile

[static valley]

uhh

[green kernel]

V, you better listen, because im only gonna say this once..
"Saw corps strip farmers of water ... and eventually of land. Saw them transform Night City into a machine fueled by people's crushed spirits, broken dreams and emptied pockets. Corps've long controlled our lives, taken lots... and now they're after our souls! V, I've declared war not because capitalism's a thorn in my side or outta nostalgia for an America gone by. This war's a people's war against a system that's spiralled outta our control. It's a war against the fuckin' forces of entropy, understand? Do whatever it takes to stop 'em, defeat 'em, gut 'em. If I gotta kill, I'll kill. If I need your body, I'll fuckin' take it! Fuckin' hell ... You still don't see it. But you will one day."

--Johnny Silverhand, Cyberpunk 2077

[static valley]

oh wait what

they removed it

[hardy sigil]

what am I looking at lol

[green kernel]

your getting scammed

[static valley]

you getting scammed

[scarlet dust]

who here still using old steam with vgui

[static valley]

i WORK there

i’m one of the employees

stocked the chips and found this

[green kernel]

so your scammer gets scammed

[hardy sigil]

NOOOO

[paper gate]

yes

[hardy sigil]

why are there two offtopics

[cyan lynx]

Procrastination is so fun

[hardy sigil]

don't let it take you

[thorny shore]

@twilit raptor could I dm you bout an appeal, or nah

[cyan lynx]

Too late

[static valley]

is mommy banned

oh wow

[green kernel]

huh? who got banned

[lapis lava]

-# #rules
### Rule 9
> No personal drama or bringing drama from other servers here

[thorny shore]

Aii g

[green kernel]

I think ive reflected enough, I wont ping you multiple times so plz unblock 😭

[lapis lava]

holy shit quit begging

[green kernel]

why was anime girl the autocorrect

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-momoi-omg-its-korn-gif-16484206196151046810

[lapis lava]

goodperosn

Korn Shell

[paper gate]

@lapis lava

Galaxy store so stupid

[raw panther]

this is pointless without audio

[lapis lava]

thats why App Store i sbetter

[lapis lava]

how

[paper gate]

it shows apps installed from Google play in the auto update

but it can't auto update

[lapis lava]

sam,sung moment

[paper gate]

so dumb

yop

[lapis lava]

professionals at making bad software

[paper gate]

@lapis lava

[green kernel]

I haven't asked in like 2 weeks bruh

[lapis lava]

Luckily iOS only updates from app store so you never encounter this bug

[paper gate]

I love google play store

[green kernel]

😔

[lapis lava]

@paper gate why is thefuck so dum

[green kernel]

bruh

[lapis lava]

scary

[green kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-thick-of-it-everybody-nose-im-in-the-thick-of-it-gif-2641831539676383901

[paper gate]

ksi command

fres listens to ksi

[civic bolt]

rawr

[paper gate]

@civic bolt hiii

[civic bolt]

hewo

[boreal torrent]

I love monospaced fonts @paper gate

[twilit raptor]

WHAAAAAT

[cyan lynx]

Should I continue procrastinating…

[thorny shore]

Got invd in august by some dude in mm, got banned a couple days ago for inv buying

Wat dis silly business mr man

[twilit raptor]

naur there’s no shot I’m being stalked all the way to the vencord dc for this

[thorny shore]

If man started selling invs at some point y me get ban for him being naughty

💀

[twilit raptor]

like this is just not real

[last karma]

Look at this funny cat picture i found

[thorny shore]

Cat big or human small ?

[lapis lava]

-# #rules
### Rule 9
> No personal drama or bringing drama from other servers here

can you read

[green kernel]

minky

[thorny shore]

Nah me blind mouse

[paper gate]

they're cozy

[misty robin]

call timer plugin bugged

billions must mald

[spring trellis]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/DDKmOsGvOU2/?igsh=MWF1ZnM2M2k3eWwxOA==

[fallow pawn]

its so dark

[slow crag]

maybe remove the gravestones then

[fallow pawn]

ty captian obvious

[slow crag]

that was not my intention

fishron farming?

[fallow pawn]

tiramisu resized their window again

[sudden sun]

lmao

terraria progression is scary

[slow crag]

it is considering how blind progression is

shit is really hard if you don't look stuff up

i don't know how long people took to find out how to access hardmode when 1.2 originally released, quite some time iirc

[bold adder]

⠀

[sudden sun]

@bold adder @slow crag hiiiiii

[bold adder]

haiii

[slow crag]

hai

[sudden sun]

i didnt present a sheet

wtf

i hate french but my school made me learn it so ig i used it

[visual marsh]

Welp, SmartTube is dying again :/

[boreal torrent]

Je suis

https://tenor.com/gSQ86oKXRCC.gif

[visual marsh]

Lol

[fallow pawn]

rainbow rod under appreciated

[boreal torrent]

what's a rainbow rod

[boreal torrent]

I should download Terraria on my PS5 right now

to try it for the first time

[slow crag]

i always play and then burn out for 6 months

[spring trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/source-gif-21974346

[boreal torrent]

gonna play a hat in time rn