#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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die at 30
hi @harsh minnow @burnt maple @hollow jackal @keen kernel @fossil bridge @tough drift @small bramble @undone umbra bye

hi
we need these to become real
The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex.
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Because it's a distraction for them
it tells me this every three fucking minutes bro piss off
what if i’m already gay
haiiii
Then we're gonna have even more smokers
vbam ping spam
I'm not blowing you away
this alert appears every time you open the notification center and unlock your phone
i’m the best white name in this server
oh my god why
also fun fact: that alert is baked deep into the os
they want you to update
theres a hardcoded period of time where that alert doesnt appear
this is so retarded
W bait
LOOL
ong

vbammmmmm u
me too
huh?
oh
the goat
is yours high?
prove
spit sum game
rn
Goat Simulator 3 is a brand new third-person action game in which you get to become the literal GOAT. Just like the first Goat Simulator, you'll need to climb, headbutt and lick your way across an open world map - this time with all new areas, challenges, and events to discover.
But what is life as a goat without friends to explore with? Goat ...
see its white
No it's not
done
no
woah..
No. Rule 14
sorry for ever doubting you
marvs getting old
It's relevant
bro
No I just don't remember the numbers I just know the rules
sis
Love
do i taste nice
No
dementia ridden
ok. I HATE YOU!! I HATE YOU!!!!
i'm going to rip this fucking website apart
i feel like helping #🏥-vencord-support-🏥!
trying to order food
"error occured when using papyal"
how
how the fuck
cool
let me use the card then
"insufficient balance"
i have more than i need for food
let me try again on paypal
This card can't be used for this transaction.
sorry gamer goddess, one day i’ll be like you..
#goals
i’m just a chill girl..
I dont have anything original to post so have this image of sushi I saved for some reason in june on the 22nd this year
sushi jumpscare
yop
No you're not, you're a girl from down under
still means i’m chill
yeah
Yop
pull up NSW
Quite the contrary
we can fight in front of the opera house
true
Oh wow it's so snowy that things are getting cancelled haven't had one of those days in a long while, shame it happened on a weekend though
what did I do 😔
what?
phoenixsc dankpods cold ones 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I'm eepy
tf is an Australian, is that a new cat breed??
it’s the americans and their retarded accents
duh no shit you're sleepy joe
No
yop im an australian, its a cat breed trust im a cat fr ong no cap

oy bruv don't hate on me accent loike that
no cat talk.
I await permission to cat talk in your dms purely because I'm bored
also undercover whitename
they're already loading the shotgun
wtf
don't BYPASS...
OK
chat
i hope this c*t talk won't affect my studies!
Oh yeah I can see why things are cancelled, snow is relatively thin but there's a layer of slippery ice underneath
i was contributing to the conversation at hand.
me whebn
i don’t even speak like that
I know
that’s
here lemme try again
gm chat
nvm I don't wanna try I'm too tired
ew nsw
cunt what
are u an eshay
no
i live near the city
can’t be an eshay
kiyana is my legal name
are you?
ew nsw
are you a kity :3
literally what’s wrong with nsw
have a snowman from my college campus
its nsw
true
unfair
ya :3
realest koishu moment
said the discord user, who would proceed to never leave their parents basement ever again
we don’t have basements in australia
majority don’t
kinda true
damn good comeback
same with attics
not many houses actually have basements here
Nor do we have houses
or attics

we live in the bush
fr
yuh
humans actually live in temu warehouses and schools/workplaces buy and return them
where’s my flower
again, WHAT DID I DO TO YOU 
have you seen rogue lineage

what you playing
nothing

a friend sent it to me and I stole it subconsciously
ooh
insane
i will burn that box
kicks you out of the box and stomps you violently
enasni
@paper gate
gun
why it so
though on the right
I saw the original
China has developed a surgical cure for alzheimers
China successfully invented a surgery for curing Alzheimer’s disease. Known as LVA surgery, it is performned on neck lymphatics. So far, there have been 42 clinical trials, all have been successes.⬇️
LVA Surgery, otherewise https://t.co/uEAiGR64wd
your eyes will be extracted in 3 days
saved the original
on my pc now
forever
well at least until my hard drive gives up
gays
imagine using windows
Imagine using a pc
😢
Pc’s arent real

wait this fr?
i hate long boot times
uninstall
bunny
bnuuy
perform it on me
too lazy so I deal with it 
I need water
I have no water in my room
He's so
why do I have no water in my room
i need more eepy
Joe Biden is BACK?!?!
idk whether to
or
this so both
kinda true sometimes
gay .. eyes ?
what the fuck is this and when and why did I make this
the last word is awesome
Fire hazard
are you dr zayne
from love and deepspace
Erm actually its "fire"
@grand crypt Hello.
DANA was the massive flood that destroyed Valencia, Spain. I wonder what SUPERDANA will do....
@real skiff Hi.

Australia invented anime
i invented cats
ohh that's what the a stands for
@deep token
haiiiii
:3
haiii
how u doing bestie
pretty good
me too :3
nooo
nuh im ugly
well you can use your phone as a spotlight then
oh hey it's snowing again
did they grind them up into a pie and bake them???
WHAT
explodes u
yes
i wasnt tho im not cute
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
me neither 🤝
@tough drift how could you
🤝
🫡

✍️ 🔥
Hey yall ok
I recently bought a galaxy fold 6
why
mid as fuck
just buy 2 phones
mid hardware mid software
fr
its early tech that is mid
Dc what yall said like i said all forms of criticism is positive criticism
"but small pockets" thickness
reverse evolution
So you don't like thickness 
thick phones stick out of pockets
source: i had to have two phones in mine at some time
im new
rice cakes rice cakes
Hi gay I'm pocky
Idc what people say about my phone

are any of them hot?
Go get some food
What's is everyone up to rn
I'm guessing not.I would be in the same situation as you
Trust me I use to have a cat girl on discord but things kinda went south a broke off @tough drift
@tough drift i need a million dollars
Sorry
whats the point of being a guy if u arent hot?
whats the point of being a guy...
girls are obviously better...
what's the point of being entity if you don't donate a million dollars...
im a fujoshi so no
not asking for that much 😒
oh
I was voted most popular in my senior class
same fr
i was voted most useless by me
Even became prom king
That could be a nice plugin
But with just cat girls
@deep token jhello
Are we about to have some walter white confession

Thank you get that all the time
i caused a flood in minecraft ai
Hru
hewwo
I'm new here, say hi!
I'm new here, say hi!
woof
hey caitlyn 2
pleading emoticon
someone help me decide what to get for my badge
@burnt root @tough drift
what
the like
these
yes
and now i need an image to put there
but idk what to put
caitlyn 2 it's your time to shine
i got something else
holy firefox
no thanks

i enjoy being a guy
Yeah more open
put 
I use Firefox as my main on my phone
Yeah I even have a adblock in the dns level
pihole?
Nah adguard dns
good enough
Yeah also use yt revanced
based
Yeah even use adb to remove the pre loaded yt
I'm too lazy to do that 
tbf all I use my phone for anymore is discord, signal and manga
perfect weather for messing around with my bike
I use shizuku and canta a debloat tool
@tall glade it was close.....
I know how to do it and I've done it before I'm just too lazy 
what is htis
Oh ok
you wish it could be close 🥲
not this time
i’m kinda happy that an airtag is only $30
salutations venclord
We will see
🗣️

alt accusations smh
Wao
@mighty imp sv vivo pero grin-
yop
who
i love airtags
Alguien español :v?
hiii @burnt maple
gm oomfs
is it time to shiggy
it's always time to shiggy








me n who
bnuuy
i saw cat hair thingy on aliexpress
Let there be cabbits.
okay i will invent them too
just like i invented cats
shiggerment cord
billions must be milked
do you want to be milked?
yjes
m
HELLO
🙂
Chat Xintos
help me @tough drift @tough drift @tough drift @tough drift
gotta love when review of games start like this
entity no emity
ok slime monster
is that fucking sayori
I remember accidentally stumbling upon this site
why
I can hear this image
☺
valoramt movie
im the old norm, i want normal beer
ok and?
nothing else
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
does anyone know a plugin which allows you to send a chat with color
ansi codeblocks would be the only way to color messages, works in stock discord
i played cs2 for like 10 minutes the other day
considering the last time i was anywhere near familar with cs was 2017 it felt so fucking weird to see operator skins
I also played a bit last weekend after a long hiatus, nothing really new to me tho, new train was cool
that would be a cool plugin which could extend the markdown options of a highlighted text ngl
um guys
and source 2 is still alien to me
like wtf do you mean theres no net_graph
what happened to my profile stuff 😦
or mat_monitorgamma
yeah something like what hiddenmessages does it could store the colors in invisible unicodes
there is a different netgraph tho
it got miku miku beamed :3
you will learn quickly my child
nah id win
i can only play cs:s because cs2 runs like dogshit on my african child laptop
and mat_monitorgamma doesn't exist but there is a brightness option and a cvar for it that I don't know
Went outside and instantly slipped on slush lmao
csgo ran fine
Everything has turned into slush
why cant i have image sender role?
I LOVE NIXOS
NOO ARCH BETTER
i want to send the image of what bug i got
(Auto-response invoked by @raw panther)
oh yeah that too
apparently my gtx 1660 ti and ryzen 5 2600 is too ass to run cs2 at more than 70fps
macos better
windows is the best os and there is no debate
fr?
i LOVE windows recall
win10 is only good windows
(i want to play gta online)
is it running on your uhh igpu if your cpu has that
no everyone needs to update to windows 11
i do not have an igpu
i think i am gpu bottlenecked because the cpu in my laptop is decent but theres no dgpu
maine what is this silly bot hiya bitch
for me cs2 runs very well, new train ~270fps at 3440*1440 2xmsaa settings pretty high, dunno about 1%lows or anything but feels smooth enough
4090
if you have like any experience with source games you're probably familiar with the experience of turning down every single little graphics variable you could find only to get like an extra 10fps or none at all
true
3080 and 12700K
so how come yall can send gifs and images but i cant 😦
tf2 players making their game look as horrible as possible for no performance increase
after u reach level 10 u get img perms
how do i check what level i am
%xp
or if you contribute boost server donate or be regular
%xp
ij bot commands channel
https://github.com/catppuccin/userstyles/pull/1470
im going to cry this is so funny
i published an entire "performance guide" for tf2 today that is mostly just explaining that you can hardly get an fps difference from using low graphics
theyll theme anything and everything
ok uh
hey, Im currently trying to create a plugin.
where do I can get support for it?
are you sure?
or theme support
because its only for discord client
it depends
there I dont have writing perms
scout after getting hit by a lazer beam
not my most creative graphics design work tbf
thanks 🙂
cool guide
gave an award
ive wanted to play tf2 for a bit now but my ssd is full cause im dualbooting
i am so tired i could eat the human race
dualbooting what and what
operating system 1 and operating system 2
miu
you can't say that here
Temple os and haiku os
how r u doing literally anything if u dont have space for tf2
μ?
Tf2 is 20gb tho
thats what i mean
if you dont have enough space for tf2 how do you have enough for like literally anything
Hello
my brother works in a spy shop
so a shop that sells spying equipment
it's so cool..
thermovision, nightvision, metal detectors
they even have flipper zero's, or devices that completely block bluetooth, wifi etc..
putting "flipper zero enthusiast" in my job application for the CIA
i have 5 gb remaining i think
@robust relic
wtf
listen
my ssd is 256 gb
there's this device
hi
which lets you hear people through glass and walls
and it's only..
like 65000 euro?
my primary one is the same, i bought a new additional 500gb one just so i can store more than one game and still use photoshop
brumm
i tried to open opentabletdriver by typing open but it opened obs
me when the open broadcaster software
actually i have like a gazillion externals connected but theyre all hdds
my portuguese teacher has a laptop with a 1660 or something like that
what you doin you only use microsoft office
m
h
g
is the ad also a cultural shock?
janek rubeš mentioned!1!1!
💀 250mb pdf
when i was building my pc this summer i went to our local teach store to claim 2tb m2 ssd and 2tb hdd and the employee asked me why i needed that much
it aint that much, right..?
it's only been a few months and nearly 2tb are already taken
Wjat
oh 604gb of shadowplay replays 0_o
why does it have recycle bin icon
it perfectly fits what the folder is used for
trash gameplay?
no, like fuckton of clips, most of them are very random
like why do i have windows hdr calibration there 
TAↃOↃAT
IT HAPPENED
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i ended up being disappointed in hdr after playing this game 
unless my monitor is ass hdr on pc looks so bad
i wonder if it's any good on linux
on linux it kinda works but it's still early days
oh i was expecing it to be good since i uh believe all macbooks monitors are hdr so would make sense to make it look good for apple
so ig hdr is p much a feature just for tvs and consoles, right?
@open pasture hii
my wife has a hdr monitor (barely) and it works pretty ok in some games I've tested
kinda sad most modern uhh features like that are useless. like i was so hyped for dlss frame generation but for me it made the game (it was portal rtx) feel SO WEIRD that it is actually better playing with 30fps but without it than "60fps" with frame generation
same with g-sync - this shit made my game flicker and lag
and we have a very good hdr oled tv and it was definitely really good with ps4pro
as well as some netflix shows
👍
I want hdr to become the norm
it is good, just on pc it's a mess rn
things don't work right and some games look better in sdr than hdr because shit tonemapping or something
It would cost everyone more to implement, integration would be hard as fuck unless you pick one of 50 billion standards, also no one gets it fuckin right anyway
i think i've tried playing resident evil 2 remake with it and even tho the game always suggests me to enable it every time i open it, it doesnt seem to look better 
works perfect on my tv but it was a 3500eur tv..
Either too bright too dark or 1 billion dollars
a well done hdr shouldn't immediately look much different to the sdr imo
20 20 vision
is it bad
Yes no one picks the same standard and even then no one builds a TV around it super well it's really just there for the picture shit on smart TVs
Low fucking key
yeah we're almost in 2025 their vision is 5 years out of date
20 20 vision
idk what these numbers are supposed to mean
It isn't even useful idk why you want lighting levels so drastically changed for films n shit
Maybe games ig idfl
ah
could you elaborate on "well done"? cuz im not sure what is reponsible for implementing hdr properly? like the os? the game? the monitor?
Less sweeping lighting changes to start
Maybe something more minimal that pops colors out
Like how iPhone approaches it idk
In the algo
I mean in games or media, the tonemapping should match roughly in either sdr or hdr, so the image should look mostly the same except more definition in dark parts because of higher bit depth and highlights/saturated colors should have some extra pop
Ya
but if the image completely changes appearance when turning on hdr it means the tonemapping is all wrong which a lot of games do and often ends up looking worse, like crushing the blacks or something
ig it's not really possible for games to do so due to windows being the one who actually controls the hdr rather than the game, no?
Most of them have a gamut issue which makes it look like a more ambitious SDR
games control hdr
I'm not sure windows controls much of it at all unless it's using autohdr which is a hack
but dont you firstly need to enable the hdr in the os itself
and this applies some styles from windows
not sure actually
why buy a RBPI5 when u can buy a mini pc which performs better for cheaper
enabling hdr on windows is just to tell games that hdr is available I guess
or tell windows itself that it is running in hdr mode
U need it for video too I think
¯_(ツ)_/¯
So it's whatever the fuck Microsoft picked! Think it's Dolby
not really, iirc it actually enables it for the whole os, as the image starts to look oddly bright for me
¯_(ツ)_/¯
¯_(ツ)_/¯
might be hdr misconfiguration? (even tho i did that silly windows hdr calibration thing)
Nah that's it
I await when web browsers render content in hdr and unlock the full potential of oklch() colors :3
yes oklch is way more fun to fw too
I love it
lc.g oklch()
It's basically an upgrade from sRGB with wider color range which contributes to better gradients and idk... Modernity. Or some shit
But it's mad intuitive and fun in CSS
it's basically hsl colors but better
That's way more succinct ye
@nocturne bough skill issue for not wining again 😭
you didnt win either
its a draw
will win next time (hopefully)
start new
Backseat Windows 10 session?
true
that i will give to the nix yappers
that is one of the only good things about nixos
ARE YOU READY?
v!ban
Gimme some users silly
idk what any of those two are
i have no idea what nixos is but i want to try it because of its logo
OS where everything is declarative
u declare everything in a config file
using some deranged language
im gonna move my ass off of hyprland and use river (some day)
then you rebuild and you get what you declared
deranged is an understatement
yop
why does spotify linux send notifications at every new song 
always seemed crazy to me seeing nix language in github repo stats like what else os would require you to code on their own language in order to make your app work or sumthing 
they have never heard of media controls
nixpkgs is such a shitty repo for debugging
i will be banned for fedora yapping
spotify on linux is a joke honestly
last time i tried it it was lacking so many features from windows client
Me when dbus functionality
honestly i don't see any difference since i usually use the web client
linus torvalds pulling up dictionary of insults when minor inconvenience /hj
Fedora is the best distro
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED OTHER THAN AUDIO PLAYBACK
vee gave me the fedora virus
had i not joined vencord i would probably use ubuntu right now
like not seeing invisible ads banner even tho... i fucking pay from premium
spicetify 
how did you do 3/3 😭
AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH
actually so annoying i don't care this random artist i don't listen to is dropping
tbh i dont really care i just play my playlist or something and put it in the last workspace
i use arch btw
Any bedrock Alpine + Gentoo man in
i used arch btw
@crude fern
til Wikipedia has a list of the 10 most important articles
idk if she uses alpine
my entire linux experience has been
shitty arch (manjaro) -> slightly less shitty arch (endeavour) -> arch (just arch (broken)) -> nixos
Damn :0
fr fr
definitely uses gentoo
gentoo users love waiting decades for their software to compile
gentoo users when lfs user pulls up
any fate fans!!!
my entire linux experience is linux mint in like 2020 and then endeavour in earlier this year and then arch like 2 months ago
this is the 100th time youve said that
Gentoo's days are possibly numbered with the arrival of Xenia Linux
But I can't tell from up here
dni if ur not a fate fan!!!
my timeline was windows -> ubuntu -> windows -> arch -> fedora
It isn't good enough yet but idk I'm seeing sumn
okay ur thing is seriously getting annoying
@nocturne bough I'm cooked ig
I cooked worse
lmao
@nocturne bough i can’t tell but do you use windows 10
^•^
you will soon find out
i have tried windows a couple of times (always hated it)
my timeline was windows -> arch (with Nvidia gpu) -> windows -> Linux mint
i used to say windows is the best way to enjoy your computer until fedora
there's something just really convenient about having an os that doesnt suck
is fedora that much better than Linux mint??
okay it wasn't ad but still what the fuck is that invisible banner taking half of my screen and appearing every restart
what makes fedora better than Linux mint sell me on this
not "Ubuntu bad"
that doesn't really mean much
my condolences to any nvidia users on linux
I need concrete reasons why to switch
win -> ubu -> deb -> void -> arch -> Kali -> endeavour
Then I tacked archstrike (pen testing repo) on top and went BedRockMode.
Reading time: 3sec
if you want stuff to just work without messing around much, not be forced into a proprietary bad containerization system by ubuntu (snaps), have up to date packages unlike average debian stable repo, get fedora
@nocturne bough bro picked privet 😭
ok yeah u do make a good point about updated packages
also Linux mint doesn't have snap installed
God bless
im gonna listen to c418 so i can lokc in on schoolwork
at least that
minecraft soundtrack
i don’t see why canonical is trying to push snap
Only good snap package is winamp
yeah they need to give up they are solving a problem that was already solved
for mt it was windows -> linux mint (out of curiosity) -> windows (cant use linux as my main os
)
their distro is the only one with snaps built in, every other uses flatpaks
Because everyone else is a normal person
dammit I need to use fedora now you've sold me
Thanks Man
I'm getting an SSD for my eBay laptop so ill put fedora on that
very legible
thanks
:D
I wish I could get a ssd too but @harsh minnow doesnt let me
why
*eBay SSD
ask him 😔
@harsh minnow why cant mantushka get a ssd
you are insane
i'd honestly give some linux distro another try but i dont really want to fuck with dualboot knowing any windows update can do some funny™️
im putting my ssd through torture (nix impermanence)
how
he has enough money but he won't buy
what kind of ssd
does manti still run on hdd
tell him why I wont buy
Give it some health tests as u put it in to make sure it's good
nin0 will understand
:dD
Doesn't microcenter give away free ssds
@nocturne bough can you donate to me so I can buy more SSDs for myself (hopefully convincing @harsh minnow to give you SSD)
Is there a wordle bot
I cant convince ven
biscord has wordle
he is so stingy
WHY IS THAT BOT STALKING EVERYTHING
biscord
real
pr audit log log to venbot @stark herald @lapis lava @shadow owl

mugman bot
beloved
combined with ventracker they make great duo
@nocturne bough who the hell is bermudez
zero idea
I have zero idea about all theese questions
its just guessing game at this point
Usually I post my flow free daily puzzles to worlde channels
why are items in lists not separated with a comma 
Wordle
@lapis lava's game of Wordle
h 🟩e 🟩l l o
hmmm is word hello
@harsh minnow should i make yellow and green letter emojis and use for a wordle command
wait i thought biscord was a mispelling how
try using cream pound method
i open discord and this is the first thing I see
When the vesktop server has recursive telemetry
well another lose
new user account pfp
what the hell
why does it say 3 reactions
fedora tiem
@harsh minnow when will you buy me ssd
2 billion year
because yes (i hate it (i hate the entire language))
call be trans the way i'm a QT++
i need the onion to start using inforwar domains for shitposts
what..?
insane
I'm going to to alter you
@lapis lava explode
State changed from alive, to dead
NAH BRO

my favourite bsky person is getting cooked :(
mostly because of fucking bsky gooners
Java 22 is now available
Java 24 should be out by now
nop i ated it sorry
they should probably return it
love
programming language thingy
Me
jumpscare
veeeeeee 😭
does english really not have a proper word for marzipan
what does that mean
That's the word for it in English
yes
its marzipan
marzipan is the german word
marzipan
bros stole the word from german
i’m not british 😭
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
You're just now learning how English came to be??
its called the word being derived from germany
arch linux
husk
THATS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS GET WHEN THEY HUSK MY MESSAGES
🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
😭
i challenge someone to a duel
who the fuck fighting a weakass american
bet 🥖
what makes you think i’m american
trader joe
ew
i live in america



