🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[deep token]

he's alive? no way

[harsh minnow]

it was an old thing back then that public speakers did to sound more clear

[grand crypt]

vmink

[harsh minnow]

LOL not the slur 😭

I mean like he rolls rs and puts extra emphasis on them

[deep token]

im in the thick of it

[grand crypt]

oh so he is spanish

[quasi ravine]

did u set it as your alarm yet

[deep token]

it is my alarm

[quasi ravine]

NICE

[deep token]

genuinely goes more hard than the original

[fallow pawn]

check screams of the damned

[grand crypt]

randomly scroll the 3 wheels while not looking, save, close the app, all without looking

and await the alarm anxiously

[harsh minnow]

LOOOL

unreal

[deep token]

insanity

[grand crypt]

fucked up channel name

that should be this channels name

[deep token]

i set my alarms to unusual minutes

[fallow drum]

i met him yesterday

[deep token]

to fuck my brain up

[deep token]

how was he

genocidal?

[quasi ravine]

please wake up at 6:85

[harsh minnow]

there are conspiracy theories that he fled to Argentina or New Swabia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Swabia

[fallow drum]

i am the lady who kissed hitler at the olympics a long time ago

[deep token]

10:65

[fallow drum]

that was me

[deep token]

no way...

[grand crypt]

those were always so weird

[grand crypt]

i mean, hitler did have stunt doubles

[edgy ermine]

all i can think of is that video where this dude shows a dying doorbell and at the end the doorbell breaks and falls down and he says scheiße

[deep token]

he's definitely dead by now tho

[grand crypt]

i mean

we can never be sure

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-taco-cat-taco-day-gif-12634099

[grand crypt]

someone check if anyone called adolf hitler is alive rn

[plush notch]

@harsh minnow real name

[edgy ermine]

i think there's one dude named adolf hitler that got a government position in some other country

[harsh minnow]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-55173605

[magic root]

i am secretly traveling to argentina every year to give hitler splash potions of healing

[edgy ermine]

who knows nothing about the adolf hitler everyone knows about

[fallow drum]

he was reborn

[grand crypt]

he is back...

[reef mountain]

taco car 💖

[deep token]

how do i avoid @fallow pawn

[edgy ermine]

"no plans"

[fallow pawn]

I should claim antarctica for myself

[edgy ermine]

too late i claimed it and sold it

[deep token]

can i move there too

[grand crypt]

potion of regeneration,,,,

[fallow pawn]

isk

idk

[deep token]

WHAT

id never want to avoid my bestie

[edgy ermine]

😭

[grand crypt]

i saw that too ngl...

like yikes

[edgy ermine]

i was confused until i saw the image icon

[deep token]

the silly

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-6181821

[grand crypt]

ah yes, 16gb is famously 60% of 103gb

[deep token]

:3

[reef mountain]

I mean compressing assets in transit is a thing

[edgy ermine]

vencord ßroke after the last discord update

[grand crypt]

they aint compressing that much dawg...

[reef mountain]

My theem brok 😔

[edgy ermine]

wait is ß an s sound

[reef mountain]

Yes

[harsh minnow]

wtf since when is fortnite 100gb

[edgy ermine]

vencord broke after the laßt dißcord update

[soft portal]

i mean

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/849461027505438730/cat_go_funnyl_ol.gif

[fresh ledge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017762720998760450/1308782544925229166/shift.gif

[edgy ermine]

too scared to play voice messages at school

[grand crypt]

where did that sneaky 206 division come from...?

[reef mountain]

It says "soke"

[grand crypt]

its AI pronouncing ßroke

[covert patio]

wow i can already say that that the end of evangelion will be a peak movie, 2 minutes into the film and ive already seen a naked person 👍

[soft portal]

103*2
it says it's installing thus it finished downloading the 103gbs

[grand crypt]

last night

[edgy ermine]

sroke

[reef mountain]

How old was that person

[grand crypt]

no, 103gb is the total size of fortnite

[covert patio]

idk how old is asuka

[grand crypt]

it only installed 16gb

[reef mountain]

Apparently 13

[deep token]

fart knife

[deep token]

why is she so racist at this age

[reef mountain]

idk I haven't watched eva

[deep token]

neither have i

[grand crypt]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6Ku0RVtkjzT2cvz3w0E7tc

[reef mountain]

@covert patio why is the naked 13yo you watched so racist

[grand crypt]

me rn

[grand crypt]

bro what

[reef mountain]

Scroll up

[grand crypt]

nah dawg

[grand crypt]

@covert patio what you doing in your free time

[reef mountain]

Dw the context doesn't make it better

[grand crypt]

fortnite isnt 200 gb

[covert patio]

i refuse to answer without a lawyer

[grand crypt]

what are you talking about

i dont understand

are you baiting me into enragement?

[soft portal]

i mean like when u download an app u first gotta download it and then install

[grand crypt]

here is the full screenshot of the download, if you cannot figure out whats going on from it i give up explaining it

[soft portal]

downloading =/= installing

[deep token]

ok so

[grand crypt]

where did i say im installing

[deep token]

it only downloads the base game

[reef mountain]

I don't fear .crdownload in my PATH

[deep token]

which is not 103gb

[deep token]

the whole game including stw and creative and festival and br is 103gb i think

[grand crypt]

it is 60-70gb i know

[grand crypt]

make a pr on heroic

for wrong usage of word

because its downloading

[deep token]

This accessory may not be supported.

[reef mountain]

Real

[grand crypt]

enjoy the ip

[open pasture]

@shadow owl

[grand crypt]

I AM DOWNLOADING

[open pasture]

@shadow owl

[grand crypt]

very slow for some reason

[keen kernel]

@grand crypt try cloudflare warp VPN, my university seems to throttle traffic otherwise

and the VPN genuinely helps

[fallow pawn]

dont say that here ever again

[soft portal]

oh okay i see
my apologies

[keen kernel]

that here

[grand crypt]

not a problem with my internet, i am at home and have 4gigabit internet

[reef mountain]

I'm questioning questionable things

[crude fern]

something something forts night

[fallow pawn]

go do that in dms

[keen kernel]

too quizzical

[fallow drum]

i have hacked your network

[reef mountain]

fair

[fallow drum]

it is too late for you

[reef mountain]

And

[reef mountain]

Yea no I'm not interested tbh at the end of the day

[grand crypt]

what is the name of my uhhhh

[reef mountain]

Anyways

[grand crypt]

holy shit

[fallow drum]

albert

[harsh minnow]

@crude fern https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/332308211321425920

Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) on X

Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault

Twitter · May 9, 2013, 1:37 AM

[reef mountain]

Any transparent theme recommendations that aren't broken by that last Discord update anymore?

[grand crypt]

checks out

[paper gate]

@fallow drum hiii

[grand crypt]

who the fuck tweeted this

a 9 year old?

[fallow drum]

i could demote you @paper gate

[tall ferry]

shiggy

[paper gate]

nop

[grand crypt]

i could demote YOU

[keen kernel]

http://maketrumptweetseightagain.com/

[paper gate]

hi Sami

[harsh minnow]

good stay in your corner you monster

[burnt maple]

Does samara eat humans too...

[fallow pawn]

she would eat u

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/rumia-touhou-fumo-crucified-rumia-crucified-gif-6441182826326784593

[deep token]

trumpie >_<

[keen kernel]

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/make-trump-tweets-eight-again/

[tall ferry]

that fact its an actual website

[grand crypt]

I know who put these 1 star reviews...

[paper gate]

@burnt maple hi

[plush notch]

zoot detected

[paper gate]

me

[grand crypt]

makes sense, you are the server redneck republican

[paper gate]

@plush notch

[grand crypt]

vmink should be trumps running mate ngl

[cosmic otter]

zeet was at the capitol on January 6th

[grand crypt]

wong wing is typing

yup

[harsh minnow]

1 star

as a true American patriot I cannot accept this slander of our leader and saviour Donald J Trump

[grand crypt]

yup

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow do not ever touch my debian mug

[harsh minnow]

sorry... :(

[paper gate]

wing doesn't know what's coming on November 28

[cosmic otter]

that's when the secret election is held

[grand crypt]

if i could id go to chernobyl, take @harsh minnow, and throw them on top of elephants foot

[dusky forge]

Festivities since it’s close to Christmas

[harsh minnow]

he was i have proof

[reef mountain]

O hi wing

[harsh minnow]

I'm not on my pc rn or I'd edit his pfp into a capitol raid pic

[reef mountain]

froge

[grand crypt]

vees final resting place

[plush notch]

@paper gate fix aliucord image picker

[paper gate]

tried

[plush notch]

it doesn't let me open gallery

[paper gate]

use the plugin

there's a plugin

[reef mountain]

There are many benefits to the AI technology

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-dancing-cat-chinese-dancing-cat-funny-cat-meme-cat-gif-18059553370350307210

[edgy ermine]

padoru padoru

[paper gate]

fres will be swept away by the tsunami

[grand crypt]

praying,,, 🙏

[edgy ermine]

i feel bad for the people that have birthday right next to christmas

you only get one gift

[pure forge]

any server counter plug in?

[grand crypt]

no

[dusky forge]

Merry birthmas

[wraith osprey]

my little sister:

[grand crypt]

rip bozo

[crude fern]

xitter wont let me follow him....

[edgy ermine]

Object.keys(Vencord.Webpack.Common.GuildStore.getGuilds()).length

[crude fern]

https://fxtwitter.com/estrodioltwink/status/1859301849662423401?t=1ypjX6fiyMRi47GrjYFY1g&s=19

[dusky forge]

Pro strat is to get your parents to divorce so you get 2 Christmases

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine gets coal every christmas

[plush notch]

it worked

[grand crypt]

Vencord.sendToSamu(Vencord.client.token())

[plush notch]

i didn't want to install plugins by Deleted User

[wraith osprey]

my parents:

[paper gate]

@plush notch make plugins

[pure forge]

wait where do i run this

[plush notch]

I make tabs v2 plugin

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-marisa-cirno-gif-21543422

[harsh minnow]

why

[wraith osprey]

this is @fallow pawn

[edgy ermine]

console?

[paper gate]

@plush notch

[wraith osprey]

flop

[crude fern]

says i can't follow more ppl at this time

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey I will throw flops at you

[wraith osprey]

floppas???

[paper gate]

yes

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cokeycola-fanter-spirte-gif-25071353

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey @wraith osprey

cookieee 😭 😭

[plush notch]

buy

[wraith osprey]

zpootee

[pure forge]

how do i access console on desktop

oh

[paper gate]

fres will be struck by lightning 5 times in a row

[pure forge]

ctrl shift i

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950850316318933004/1294816180087029780/l5UZdrR4.mp4?ex=673f24c9&is=673dd349&hm=27fc52e351b7a05b6b83cc812ae4917c74b5fd201990e4b9a9927aec9fab3778&

[wraith osprey]

he will turn into glass

[cosmic otter]

@paper gate

[wraith osprey]

duke is dead

[cosmic otter]

[open pasture]

@shadow owl give me cookies

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey

[wraith osprey]

I love cows

theyre the better dog

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumpscare-cat-meme-kitty-cat-kitty-gif-7611828839152255495 @wraith osprey @plush notch

[harsh minnow]

@paper gate

[pure forge]

Guys, am I not allowed to get any support if I'm on a custom vencord build? Cuz I wanna know if my issue is because of that. The game activity toggle plug in has stopped working for me

[paper gate]

scary

[crude fern]

go onto normal first.

[wraith osprey]

wing is antisemitic

[grand crypt]

commented on some girls insta who i met on discord

[wraith osprey]

youre insane

[pure forge]

kk, ive seen other people talking about it here tho

[grand crypt]

she followed me first

tit for tat

she posted some doll with a massive forehead

commented it was me

[crude fern]

also

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @crude fern)

[grand crypt]

@harsh minnowwhats with the husk

unhusk that

[harsh minnow]

parallel universe where this is reality

[robust relic]

you can finally pause the game in minecraft bedrock.. how the fuck was this not a feature before

[pure forge]

lmfao you actually have an infographic for this 😭

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/lunaistabby-cat-car-police-car-gif-5006970984776578557

[cosmic otter]

technically the adl would probably consider me an antisemite

[grand crypt]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[robust relic]

yes!

[grand crypt]

fuck bedrock

[wraith osprey]

yop the internal server wouldn't pause in single player on bedrock

[robust relic]

pausing the same in singleplayer did not pause the world

[grand crypt]

ts why i dont play on it

[robust relic]

it just displayed the pause screen

[cosmic otter]

bc im pro palestine

[deep token]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1111115932606136424/1288177465511907348/togif.gif

[wraith osprey]

you will save and quit to pause

[robust relic]

truly a great game (hundred of millions of copies sold btw)

[grand crypt]

im pro at fortnite

https://tenor.com/view/90s-fortnite-gif-20411714

this is one of my clips fr

[robust relic]

💀

[wraith osprey]

every pro Palestine person will swap with an Israeli in 5

4

[grand crypt]

4

[plush notch]

@paper gate closes you

[wraith osprey]

you broke the countdown

now it won't happen

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey crumb sniffing illegal

[robust relic]

amn the wikipedia page for best selling games of all time removed tetris

[wraith osprey]

WHAT

[robust relic]

it got moved to best selling franchises of all time

[cosmic otter]

good

[plush notch]

luwumap

[robust relic]

and it's 3rd after mario and call of

[robust relic]

yup

[harsh minnow]

that awkward moment when u accidentally forward to #1288616064183308348 instead of #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[paper gate]

wing is a barbeque sauce addict

[robust relic]

just forward to both next time

[cosmic otter]

so sick of all tetris games pretending to be the same game

[wraith osprey]

oh that makes sense

[plush notch]

vee where's ontopic channel

[cosmic otter]

it was all just anti minecraft propaganda

[harsh minnow]

we need to popularise wing frog on 4chan @paper gate

[paper gate]

wing stays up all night angry about tetris

[paper gate]

yop

[harsh minnow]

it will become a popular meme like wojak

[paper gate]

YOP

[robust relic]

:3

[cosmic otter]

no i like tetris

[paper gate]

wing wojak

wingjak

[robust relic]

The best-selling single platform game is Wii Sports, with nearly 83 million sales solely for the Wii console.

like bruh

[wraith osprey]

just a frog

[cosmic otter]

tbf it had an advantage

it was included in some bundles

[robust relic]

packed in with probably the most popular console of all time

[cosmic otter]

it still sold well even for a bundled game

[robust relic]

probably like 99% of the time outside some holiday bundles

and by that time you could buy wii sports separately

[cosmic otter]

lc.g mario kart 8 deluxe sales

[night blaze]

Observation: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe may have single-handedly made ...

Aug 4, 2023 ... The game has sold 55 million copies at $60. Let's assume that half of those are physical and half of those are digital. We can also make a ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/30

[cosmic otter]

insane

[deep token]

off topic ↓ only

[robust relic]

[wraith osprey]

zoot would buy this

[reef mountain]

This is like, ten orders of magnitude away from the worst discord pfp borders

There's one with cat ears, non-headphones one

There is one with fucking feet somehow

[grand crypt]

bro i am using a sawed off secondary shotgun to snipe

slugs and a scope

makes it a really good sniper

[reef mountain]

large robbery car?

[open pasture]

:3

[harsh minnow]

oh

[raw panther]

No

[unreal siren]

No

[fresh ledge]

No

[open pasture]

No

[grand crypt]

No

[mystic salmon]

Fuck I really need gloves

[open pasture]

for what?

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-unleashed-annoying-orange-jasper-catton-hugo-bardell-leon-batton-gif-25067274

[mystic salmon]

Going outside and walking the dog

[grand crypt]

ez dox

wait Bezchmurnie isnt a city

[mystic salmon]

It's literally just the word "cloudless"

[open pasture]

oh it's cold

[mystic salmon]

Ye

[open pasture]

idk there are multiple types of gloves

[grand crypt]

figured

[mystic salmon]

The app does show the city name but I cropped that out

[cyan flare]

trying to make a plugin for vencord, any idea if there's a way to see the HTML on discord?

[unique wyvern]

why are there so many polish people out here

[slow urchin]

Ctrl shift i

[cyan flare]

dang, thanks

[slow urchin]

And if you want to see react elements turn on react developer tools

[cyan flare]

did

[deep token]

Yes

[slow urchin]

Yop

[dense aspen]

veeniee

[mystic salmon]

I love sitelen pona

[open pasture]

I love this image so much

[crude fern]

i hate sweat

[deep token]

same

[crude fern]

makes wounds hurt ughhh

[somber leaf]

Then just stop bozo

[paper gate]

glue wounds shut

shrimple

[crude fern]

just stop sweating ok brb

[crude fern]

ahhhh

i actually do have that

might help

[deep token]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-taco-cat-taco-day-gif-12634099

[vivid junco]

Microsoft flight sim 2024 try to load impossible challenge 😭

I just wanna fly man 😔

[edgy ermine]

is there a specific reason why you want to inspect the html?

[cyan flare]

well, if i wanna make a plugin i better be able to know what things are named what

[sturdy snow]

🚜

[sick mural]

Word

[static valley]

i’m suffering from a grammatical dilemma

[wooden socket]

1

2

Which is better

[unique wyvern]

1

[lament garden]

2

[formal temple]

[sonic birch]

a grand announcement y’all

[lament garden]

the red logo is quite an eyesore though

[open pasture]

grandDAD??
fleeeenstones?

[static valley]

gummybear

oh my god i predicted that

[static valley]

is that a membrane

[sonic birch]

discord fucking tweaking again

[static valley]

UGH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UI

[cyan flare]

ipad UI

[wooden socket]

No

It's mechanical

[static valley]

really?

[wooden socket]

I got ktt rose switches on it

[static valley]

oh wait

THIS is the membrane right

[sturdy snow]

NO WAY DISCORD'S COOKIN

[static valley]

nope

[wooden socket]

What

[static valley]

no i see it now

[sturdy snow]

uwu

[static valley]

the lighting on it made it look like it had those shitty white standoffs on membrane ones

[fresh ledge]

Why is the icon all the way there lmao

[sturdy snow]

normal css behaviour

[harsh minnow]

bro that red REDRAGON text is so ugly

the colour looks so out of place

[wooden socket]

@sonic birch British ?

[harsh minnow]

also "Redragon" makes me think of a very similarly named Dragon brand

unfortunate

[plush notch]

Vee furry

[stark flower]

dawg vencord is breaking tos

[digital kettle]

snapdragon?

[harsh minnow]

not that

it sounds very similar

[plush notch]

[paper gate]

[plush notch]

@harsh minnow are you a cat person

[digital kettle]

oh my watch has sleep apnea now

[paper gate]

what

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-appreciate-you-sharing-that-with-me-michelle-khare-thank-you-for-your-insight-thanks-for-telling-me-that-gif-13080004187841055070

[digital kettle]

oneui 6 watch adds sleep apnea

[plush notch]

who watch PhoenixMC

[edgy ermine]

My Samsung died randomly one day

[keen junco]

it's kinda funny how hard elon deranks posts about bluesky

he's actually afraid

[edgy ermine]

Say redground instead of bluesky

[open pasture]

Evil bluesky

[cyan flare]

how so?

[open pasture]

bsky..

[cyan flare]

i don't actually believe that's happening, so i wonder what makes you think it's happening

[keen junco]

my new post that doesn't mention "bluesky" but is also about bluesky didn't get any impressions

[open pasture]

algorithm

[keen junco]

despite my posts usually getting like 10k even if it's a bad post

[open pasture]

evil algorithm

[somber leaf]

Highly doubt anyone is, it’s a meh app with terrible culture

It’s what 2016 twitter was but worse somehow

[cyan flare]

no?

[keen junco]

wait i tripped over my words

[cyan flare]

that kind of variance is entirely within what one would expect

[keen junco]

i meant the post from yesterday didn't get any impressions

new post got same amount of impressions in 10 minutes

[bold adder]

i accidentally got vegan orange chicken instead of the normal kind
and it tastes the same

[somber leaf]

The fuck are you on? There was a mass twitter exodus to blue sky recently cause AI art and the twitter TOS

[keen junco]

even this got more attention and it literally doesn't interest most people

[open pasture]

Marvin, I don't think it's within your best interest to argue with a dude named "gunbuilderguy" with an American flag profile pic

[somber leaf]

Ohhh

Yeah lol

[keen junco]

you got a point actually

[open pasture]

Something tells me he has some sort of bias

[open pasture]

lmfao

true

[cyan flare]

that kinda stuff at that low level of followers is completely normal
it only needs to be shared a couple times more to snowball at that size, it also helps that the second one has better presentation

[burnt maple]

sodaa

hello~

[keen junco]

low level followers? i have 28k

[burnt maple]

@keen junco hi there wafflehead

[somber leaf]

Haiii~~~~

[burnt maple]

🧇

[cyan flare]

yes

[keen junco]

sorry 26k

didn't remember the numbers right

i was thinking about the discord server

[somber leaf]

Have you considered most people on twitter don’t care for blue sky

Else they would be on blue sky

[open pasture]

why on earth would you 💀

[cyan flare]

average interaction fraction is 1-2%

[keen junco]

i'm not a waffle

[open pasture]

can you show statistics and not pull numbers out of your ass

thanks

[grand crypt]

This Logan guy is weird

[cyan flare]

funniest thing is: the bluesky TOS is worse than twitter's, which was the reason people moved to bluesky about, quoting twitter's ai training thing

[somber leaf]

Yop :3

[cyan flare]

maybe follow a couple people?

[open pasture]

show statistics please

[cyan flare]

it's a general rule, i don't need to pull out some math shit

[open pasture]

⌚

Again, not worth your time to argue

[cyan flare]

it's like if i went "it'll get dark past 6 pm" and you going "UHMMM, SOURCE?? 🤓 "

[burnt maple]

The nooticer

alright cuties, don't argue anymore

[cyan flare]

yeah good catch

[open pasture]

Apples to oranges ass comparison btw

[somber leaf]

I’m going to scrape blue sky which isn’t against tos and train my ai art on all artists there

[grand crypt]

The world is coming to an end... Trust me bro

[cyan flare]

it's a bad comparison but then again i'm not the best at that thing

[open pasture]

What does this mean

[open pasture]

not cool

[bold adder]

queen of spades

[grand crypt]

Yeah but you hang out on 4chan

[digital kettle]

can someone post sleep tutorial again

[somber leaf]

Hit head with frying pan

[cyan flare]

also, it claims to be a federated thing, but it's literally not, their node process is all but federated, it's centralized

[grand crypt]

What the fuck does this even mean

[main wyvern]

step 1: close eyes

[open pasture]

Microblogging sites in general tbh

[digital kettle]

cant sleep

[grand crypt]

Y'all are genuine schizos

[mystic salmon]

Weird to think that tom Scott has probably deliberately listened to Two Trucks

He's mentioned he really likes Neil Cicerega before, so

[bold adder]

step 1: bed
step 2: nini
step 3: if you cant sleep then frying pan

[open pasture]

hi

[somber leaf]

I think the funniest thing is bluesky users complaining about not being able to wake up and be mad on twitter

They’re going to come back

[open pasture]

"Welcome to Bluesky Social, a social networking application provided by Bluesky! We're excited to have you on board as a user. Bluesky Social runs on the Authenticated Transfer Protocol ("AT Protocol"), a decentralized social networking protocol that supports many different kinds of services. These Terms of Service apply to the Bluesky Social service."

[somber leaf]

That’s who they are

[open pasture]

simple solution

don't use twitter

[cyan flare]

"by submitting, posting or displaying content on or through the Services, you grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license (with the right to sublicense) to use, copy, reproduce, process, adapt, modify, publish, transmit, display, upload, duwnload and distribute such content in any and all media or distribution now known or later developed, for any purpose"

yup

[jaunty ore]

thats part of any social media platforms user agreement

horrid ux

[spring trellis]

was wondering that too

[cyan flare]

it's generally bad

[jaunty ore]

bluesky manages to avoid much of the headache mastodon has by being more centralized again

no instance mess

its confusing for non-technical people

the whole ordeal of needing to choose an instance

[open pasture]

uwu.social on top

[spring trellis]

most people just immediately jumped to mastodon.social anyway

[open pasture]

Worf haii Worf

[cyan flare]

they do have a bad habit of going on banning spree of people that didn't even post anything to start with

[spring trellis]

moonset haii moonset

[tropic canopy]

I have accounts on bluesky mastodon and threads

[formal temple]

?

[open pasture]

:DD

[tropic canopy]

so many twitters

[somber leaf]

When will people learn that monolithic is the only way to scale effective

[cyan flare]

not really

[jaunty ore]

at least they dont shadowban the names or links of their competitors ⠀

[open pasture]

When will people give up on microblogging

[somber leaf]

Even companies are ditching micro services cause how much overhead they add

[tropic canopy]

some people i know are there

[cyan flare]

mastodon and threads did

[jaunty ore]

i don't use either

[cyan flare]

i wouldn't be surprised if bluesky did

[jaunty ore]

havent seen any evidence of that yet

[tropic canopy]

bro what the fuck is good social media at this point

[formal temple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPmiXQleuII

[open pasture]

rss

[tropic canopy]

i think we should all go outside

[tropic canopy]

that's a fucking article reader bro

[somber leaf]

I remember when Amazon video saved a few million on their own AWS build cause they were extracting video into raw frames and storing it on S3 for literally no fucking reason

[open pasture]

Half the shit I saw on Mastodon was people talking about Twitter, Imma call cap

[open pasture]

just read posts, don't ever interact

it's perfect

[cyan flare]

hell, there's that guy, dongone or something that made a super long ban list to share with everyone, essentially shadowbanning people under a false guise

[tropic canopy]

good luck making sure one stays small

I think we should all go back to interacting irl

there's your problem

its either dead or too big

[formal temple]

never

[somber leaf]

Irc was peak :3

[formal temple]

last time I was fun irl I had a girlfriend.

now I dont

[misty zephyr]

cat noises

[formal temple]

so Im no fun

[stark flower]

I got rid of it

[formal temple]

therefore fuckin yuo

[spring trellis]

no shit

[tropic canopy]

matrix is just modern irc if u think abt it

[formal temple]

flawless logik

[open pasture]

that's why you're on 4c all day

[somber leaf]

Signal. Fuck off with decentralized

[formal temple]

thats how we lube tha nus

[open pasture]

I love feds

[mystic salmon]

idk at least the parts of mastodon I'm on people don't mention twitter much

[spring trellis]

same

[mystic salmon]

Because of how mastodon works it has multiple very different cultures

[spring trellis]

i like how you can join an instance with like-minded people

[mystic salmon]

The techbro culture, the queer culture, and the 4chan culture for example

[mystic salmon]

Yeah

[somber leaf]

4chan is mostly on discord

[tropic canopy]

tech is so confusing because everyone will tell you something different about what is good and bad 😭

[formal temple]

kindergarden is mostly on 4chan

[tropic canopy]

at this point i dont even bother anymore

[mystic salmon]

Also the people who only use open source stuff

[magic root]

am i just really weak or something because i have been trying for the past 25 minutes to pull this fucking switch out

😭

[somber leaf]

Yes

[magic root]

damn

[stark herald]

yea

[formal temple]

bant was the wo-rst invention of century after pol

[somber leaf]

Cause metrics don’t exist and when they do no one uses them.

It’s single-handedly held back the entire video encoding industry

[stark herald]

above is gay

[somber leaf]

I am yes

[stark herald]

woke

[somber leaf]

I am yes

[grand crypt]

Yup

[somber leaf]

Y

[keen kernel]

flashing rom to cheap eBay samsung tablet

WHAAAT IT DIED MID FLASH

AHHHH

[open pasture]

it's cooked

lol

[keen kernel]

it's not cooked yet

[mystic salmon]

sand eBay walkers were the first to visit china

[keen kernel]

it apparently is still in recovery mode

so I am redoing the flash

25% complete so far

crdroid

android 11

(much better than android 7.1.1)

IT KEEPS DYING AT 47%

[formal temple]

nice

[keen kernel]

reddit is down ish

[mystic salmon]

Chat im trying to think of a good English translation of the phrase "Co ci popierdoliło?"

The closest I can think of in meaning is "what the fuck is wrong with you" or "what are you on" but they don't hit the same

The literal translation is "what fucked you up"

[keen kernel]

YAYYY IM GETTING IT TO WORK

I GOT CRDROID FLASHED

now I'm flashing opengapps

[keen junco]

I'm unflashing it

[fallow drum]

https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article295483354.html police officer in city nearby shot and killed an infant and her mother who were hiding in a closet @harsh minnow

such a sad story and kinda surprising the story hasn’t gone to national news yet 😭

sob autocorrecting to look wth

few months back another city nearby had a police officer who shot and killed a dog who he insisted had “rabies” but the dog was actually sick and the dog being sick was the whole reason the owner called 911 in the first place

body cam footage was released and it then became very known that the police officer did just shoot a sick dog and the owner now has a $1 million lawsuit pending against the department

[grand crypt]

stop letting dumb fucks be strapped

[open pasture]

can i get shot i want a free $1 million

[grand crypt]

throw them in jail for the rest of their fucking life

[fallow drum]

i believe the police department with the dog incident actually did settle but it is unknown for how much

[grand crypt]

not like a modern government hired terrorist will have much of a life after killing two people

[fallow drum]

they have not commented on it and instead had just reported the deaths of the infant and her mother

they have not said an officer killed them yet openly

and nobody knows who

[open pasture]

i mean if a cop came to my house and killed the pet i had called them over for id deadass bomb their station

[fallow drum]

aside from the department of course

[keen kernel]

chat it sorta worked sorta didnt

[grand crypt]

so did a cop actually kill the infant and the mother?

[keen kernel]

it uh

it works but

doesn't show anything on screen, only on scrcpy

[fallow drum]

according to some people who were present and i think some other “signs”

the department has not spoken on the matter though

[grand crypt]

dont come in chat and say that a police officer did it immediately then

[open pasture]

what if the mother was high and erratic and used the baby as a human shield

[fallow drum]

they did though but the department has not came out and said anything yet

[grand crypt]

i hope penny uses you as a human shield

[slow crag]

hi chat

[open pasture]

she would in a heartbeat

[fallow drum]

of course the officer was not “aiming” for the infant like the article surely suggests they were, it was more of a “crossfire” situation

[grand crypt]

thats my penny,,,

[fallow drum]

just a mother holding a baby and the mother was shot

[formal temple]

guys wwyd if your last dms were with a god and you just found out you dieded?

fucked up smh

[grand crypt]

anyways, a lot of cops are modern day terrorists on the governments payroll

[solemn plank]

had a dream about an ed edd n eddy game where i kept drowning in a toilet

[grand crypt]

dont be surprised

[grand crypt]

swirlied to death

[distant stag]

why

[solemn plank]

it was just comically deep

[formal temple]

shit was cash

[solemn plank]

what

[formal temple]

?

[grand crypt]

Rule 3

[slow crag]

could you cut back on the sexual stuff

[formal temple]

what sexual stuff?

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304765191136739368/1304805206953033738/togif.gif

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1272186604403818626/togif.gif

[grand crypt]

you are such a dumb fuck

stop acting all innocent

just makes you look stupid

[formal temple]

wtf

[grand crypt]

genuinely despicable

[formal temple]

wtf

[grand crypt]

🤓 ☝️

[slow crag]

vmute 1h sexual comments

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted real_cheesejuice (@formal temple) for 1 hour

[jaunty ore]

gex

[bold adder]

fedex

[keen junco]

which major service provider is having an outage

[jaunty trellis]

yes

[keen junco]

half the internet is broken

including reddit, bsky, mastodon and burgerking

github too apparently

[jaunty trellis]

NOT THE BURGER KING

also those are all a you problem work fine for me

[unique wyvern]

what's wrong with your head

is the closest one i guess

[jaunty trellis]

insane

[main wyvern]

same

well i haven't tested reddit

somebody else can go do that

[sudden sun]

@jaunty trellis

[mystic salmon]

Yeah true

[bold adder]

nop

[grand crypt]

burgerking

[mystic salmon]

I'm running crDroid too rn

[slow crag]

is it still dead

[mystic salmon]

One of the few roms available on my phone, good ROM

[grand crypt]

gonna order a burger from the king just to spite you @keen junco

[keen junco]

😨

[mystic salmon]

Did cloudflare go down again

[jaunty trellis]

it in fact is there

[keen junco]

yop

[lapis lava]

h

[stark herald]

is mastodon official instance only or u can link any

[keen junco]

but the person who posted it

[grand crypt]

forni

[jaunty trellis]

could be worse

not by much but like

[keen junco]

idk all i know is based of this alone https://canary.discord.com/connections/mastodon/success

[mystic salmon]

Hopefully it's any, no idea how it would be implemented though

Knowing discord they'll probably just do mastodon.social (which is an absolute shit instance btw and taints peoples view of mastodon)

.social should really just close registrations they're too big let another instance gather users

[night cape]

gn shiggas

[grand crypt]

you gotta stop

[night cape]

i dont

[stark herald]

nini

[jaunty trellis]

nini eep well

[hollow jackal]

are there no bigger news than fortnite and mcdonalds

[last karma]

I am devastated at the battle pass price increase

[humble trench]

nothing works anymore?

[hollow jackal]

MCDONALDS fans DIVIDED on SAUCE JUGS !!!!

[grand crypt]

I LOVE FORTNITE

new pfp alert

[hollow jackal]

no more catalina

[sturdy snow]

\🚜

a

🚜

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/feixiao-hsr-honkai-star-rail-gif-7054801957826667690

[lapis lava]

@stark herald heeelppp

[icy grail]

no help for you ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

[keen kernel]

YAYY I GOT CRDROID WORKY WORKING

[jaunty trellis]

huh

[keen kernel]

custom rom

on a dirt cheap eBay Samsung tablet

[jaunty trellis]

insane

[keen junco]

https://fixvx.com/Cartidise/status/1859285143816700279

[keen kernel]

upgrading from android 7.1.1 to 11.0

[jaunty trellis]

#🌺-regulars message

[keen junco]

i will blow your head off

[jaunty trellis]

pls do

[keen junco]

omw

[jaunty trellis]

[icy grail]

[harsh minnow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2WS-G5j23w

[jaunty trellis]

ofc it's oulu

[grand crypt]

thas me

[jaunty trellis]

@raw panther you

[grand crypt]

this also me

fent fold while cycling around

trust

[raw panther]

[jaunty trellis]

[lavish schooner]

i will blow you||r head off||

[jaunty trellis]

have you ever been chased by police

[raw panther]

no

[jaunty trellis]

[keen junco]

@paper gate

https://www.xnstagram.com/reel/DCgnjdaIKn7/

[keen junco]

i will chase you

[paper gate]

@noble quest

[urban elk]

hai

@stark herald I figured out a way to mod my laptop's BIOS

it's like
one of the easiest probably

[stark herald]

is reddit down

[stark herald]

hii

[lapis lava]

it is?

[urban elk]

haii

[lapis lava]

explains why redlib dead

[somber leaf]

Very pc98 touhou I love it

[south steppe]

freeze peach won or something

[stark herald]

um its back

[lapis lava]

love

[paper gate]

h

[somber leaf]

[boreal torrent]

hello

[fallow pawn]

did u know the vietnamese vni keyboard has a number row

the keys are so small

[crude fern]

i need a bullet in my head rn

[fallow pawn]

@crude fern can you please stop making these kind of comments

[grand crypt]

They are massive

Wtf

[open pasture]

Why did they not just.. make it taller

y'know like what android does when an app requests that the keyboard has a number row?

[raw panther]

I always have number row enabled on my gboard

[fallow pawn]

idk xd

[grand crypt]

I don't, keeps it fun to quickly switch between letter and characters keyboard

[open pasture]

Also cat update
he managed to somehow get a potato out of a drawer

[grand crypt]

Plus, I use swipe to text

[open pasture]

All he did.. was bring it into the living room

[fallow pawn]

potato

[open pasture]

He literally just carried it in his mouth

[grand crypt]

So I keep my keyboard smaller

[open pasture]

cats are fucking insane man

[boreal torrent]

tirami.su

[fallow pawn]

ITS SO SQUISHED

[grand crypt]

Swiping to text is a lot more efficient than just typing ngl

[keen junco]

Hasan made it https://vxtwitter.com/FoxNews/status/1859243936184692933

[open pasture]

Already taken by someone

[boreal torrent]

rip

[grand crypt]

Fuck Hassan

Yes

[boreal torrent]

yes

horror

[grand crypt]

Do tiramisu.lol

[boreal torrent]

so ugly

[grand crypt]

So we twin

[raw panther]

soviet union cctld

[boreal torrent]

i had syntax.lol

when my username was still syntax

sup

[grand crypt]

We didn't twin tho

So don't count

[boreal torrent]

anyway

gotta game

spider-man so good

[grand crypt]

Gotta sleep

Bye bye

[boreal torrent]

cyA

[raw panther]

anime dreams @grand crypt

[stark herald]

tiramisu.com

unhuks

[fallow drum]

@lapis lava

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-taco-cat-taco-day-gif-12634099

[lapis lava]

@fallow drum

[stark herald]

tacocat

tacocat

IT IS

[wraith osprey]

catotac

[shrewd imp]

egassemocactoc

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

message.reverse()

[stark herald]

@lapis lava make app to run js

[lapis lava]

okay

[stark herald]

user installable

and in context menu so i can use here

[wraith osprey]

do apps run locally

[stark herald]

wdym

nop

[open pasture]

https://fixupx.com/shitpost_2077/status/1859340948351971772

is this real @harsh minnow

[civic bolt]

i refuse

[stark herald]

umm delete or u get reported

[noble quest]

Need

[keen kernel]

https://youtu.be/EVmZy95vMUc

[open pasture]

When did Discord add this?

[stiff urchin]

recently

[raw panther]

under appearance settings, but only if the experiment is enabled

[open pasture]

doI dotn hae that experiment enabled

I don't have*

[stiff urchin]

more specifically on the 6th

[stiff urchin]

then you got the rollout

[open pasture]

on both canary and stable

[raw panther]

discord turns on experiments on people randomly

[open pasture]

at the same time on 2 accounts 😄

[stiff urchin]

... yes that's how rollouts work

maybe they rolled it out fully

[keen junco]

https://x.com/0xgaut/status/1858637288411926842

gaut (@0xgaut) on X

you are not locked in nearly as hard as him

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 10:23 PM

[main wyvern]

WHAT

Finally

[bold adder]

can my phone stop lowering brightness bro

holy shit

[quasi rain]

where do i ask for snippet dev

[bold adder]

#📩-modmail

its already hard enough playing games with a cold, a runny nose, a cough, sweaty hands, its hot in the library cause im cold, and this stupid phone lowering brightness

😭

[open pasture]

sorry i got hunger and ate it

it wasn’t very filling

but i now glow

[stiff urchin]

this is why i don't use auto brightness

[bold adder]

i turned tha toff 😭

it just likes to do it for some reason

[junior ridge]

lil darkie when big lightie

[bold adder]

MY BRIGHTNESS CAME BACK

bless

[quasi ravine]

gladly shows my node with 1.53% uptime

[rare trout]

hi vencorn https://youtu.be/EVmZy95vMUc

[bold adder]

its nothing new the birds spy on us anyway

[open pasture]

discord why

[gusty dragon]

birds?

Yeah try 5G radio towers

[open pasture]

bird is the word?

[lapis lava]

@quasi ravine ur uptimekuma looks soooo good

[bold adder]

my mfing brightness went down again

bro istg

[lavish schooner]

lunduke 😭

[robust relic]

discord unbased wtf

[quasi ravine]

do you want the cursed css

[open pasture]

How can I do this irl? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shapeshifting

[bold adder]

become trans

well sort of

[main wyvern]

where is that at

[open pasture]

discord mobile in intl testing at bottom of settings

[main wyvern]

WTF

FRENCH

[open pasture]

yes very scary ik

it’s okay

it can’t hurt you

[quasi ravine]

it can*

idk im scared of my french stepdad

[robust relic]

i’m scared of myself

[modern epoch]

[vivid junco]

whatedefaqw

[robust relic]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is lavender rose! (#fba0e3)

[robust relic]

omg

[main wyvern]

i'm a donor now

real

ok but

this color is so peak

[paper gate]

hiii @main wyvern

[robust relic]

make it the permanent color when

[main wyvern]

hiii @paper gate

[main wyvern]

TRUE

[slow crag]

no way donor

proceeds to reroll colour

[edgy ermine]

doesn't the color reroll in like 47 minutes

[fallow pawn]

No

[edgy ermine]

what time does it reroll

[fallow pawn]

16 minutes ago

[edgy ermine]

oh

im late

[latent remnant]

Any linux people down to assist with something for my linux class?

[stark herald]

Lol tldr

[keen junco]

https://bsky.app/profile/kohakudoori.com/post/3l75ikrtqmk27

[jolly nexus]

Andrew (@kohakudoori.com)

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

​

Video Link

Bluesky · Oct 23, 1927, 3:27 AM

[keen junco]

Why does it do that

Bsky has native embeds now

[stark herald]

sending a video then constantly updating my message with flags 4 then flags 0 so it just resets play state for everyone back to 0:00

[slow crag]

rude

[keen junco]

You are

[slow crag]

i will selfbot suppress embeds on all of your embeds forever and nobody will know because it doesn't fire an audit log event

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-whipspider-threat-violence-gif-14727689512195828452

[stark herald]

scary

oo we're so pink

[near wharf]

if it was a gay person saying this everyone would clap

[slow crag]

the CLIPPING on that

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[magic root]

[near wharf]

i love that retard nobody cares one guy lets out a fake reaction but the f slur

[magic root]

actually insane video

[near wharf]

everyone errupts in anger

[warm laurel]

Bro?

[open pasture]

everyone has

[latent remnant]

I no have money, what do you want

[main wyvern]

the current color is so PEAK