#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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if you could learn to read
i dont have a home lmfao
Anyone happen to know of a plugin that allows you to sort users by their role? Or view them by their role?
built in

i dont like you sometimes
me too
i wish i could (no birth certificate)
crackhead bio mom stole it
when i was like 3
am I that dense lmao how do I do that?
I GENUINELY DONT UNDERSTAND
you can get new ones
costs money
they've said this like 50 times
i didnt put a cmos battery back in it
i think
it costs money and they dont have any
fake identity
oh
most servers freak out when you dont have a cmos battery, or its dead
idk
you're kidding............
this one included
is time to get off
Server Settings > Members > Display role
dumpass.. just be born again
all you need is SSN and job permit if under 18
cmos battery in
you need a birth certificate for an id, and you need an id for a job
doritos and soup 🤤
shit immediately posted
yes
Yes
you do not need an id for a job?
that is literally how it works
you need ssn at most
so smart
Your info could not be any more incorrect
that only works for servers you run though...
elh is insane
i got one before i had an id
so

i didnt need anything for my job other than a resume
i was 15.
So the job wasn’t legal
it was
Labor Laws
i had working permit
"You have to have a State ID and Social Security card for the I-9 form."
Where do you live that labor laws let a 15-year-old work?
"school ID with a photo, A voter's registration card, A US military card or draft record, and A military dependent's ID card.
2 Forms of ID for a Job Interview and Documents To Start a Job
Jul 30, 2024 — Employees can choose the two forms of identification they prefer from the approved list by the United States Citizensh...
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What Documents Do You Need to Work in the U.S.? | Nolo
Aug 31, 2023
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Your employer is required by law to verify your identity and your eligibility to work in the United States. You can show them one document that does both, such as a passport. Or you can show one document that proves your identity and one that proves your employment eligibility."```
new york
oh right i forgot about the forms 💀
OK, so it wasn’t legal
nvm i did need that stuff
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUH???
school id
it was mabe 16
system is rigged
it was 15 or 16 with a job permit
most us schools dont give those out
maybe?!… you dont your own age?
bitch what schools you go to
IDFK IM 17 AND TURN 18 SOON
ethanol
you are running under the assumptions all schools are the same, which is the us is pretty much impossible
Ong, either your a genius or were all tripping
IDK MY EXACT AGE WHEN I GOT A JOB
Probably 16 or 17
hii
There's no way 15
almost all non elementary schools where i live have id
i can check
Your lies collapse upon themselves the more you talk about them
STFU
ILL GO CHECK NOW STFU BITCH
You say one thing then the next thing you say immediately contradict it
If it is 15, im done
elh ban when
Soon we all hope
real
it was 15
oh fuck yeah i do!
@solemn plank imma need this video too
WHAT SJOFSFSIFSFOIJ
fuck off
stop gaslighting elh
i know my state laws
thats just average indi behaviour
if you wanna argue
yeah, let’s ignore everyone else doing it. Just target me.
Hey hey, I didn't argue
talk to the governor
but guess what you need for working paper!!! :DDDD
A FUCKING ID
Kill Lil is crazy
print one
that suit is crazy
school id usually, but if you go to said school they SHOULD provide you with one
even the city schools where i live do
the skill it takes to do this is insane
What job is this to allow 14-15 to work
as long as your a highschooler
the school i go to in connecticut doesnt give out id's
idk whatever jobs let you apply
I'm stuck working at a gas station
they're asking where u worked specifically
im not doxxing myself anymore than i have
not the fucking location the type of job 😭
Not really
Hi, anyone else in here use Brave?
idk how to describe it
No
mix between agriculture and customer service?
Nothing else
elh doxing
Okay that's a good answer
brave breaks vencord iirc
anyways i should really burn my og birth certificate
Hey hye hey, dont get nagry at me, im just following tos please dont get hangry at me 
im gonna get that geoguesser guy to look at the video's you've sent so i can send a llama to ur school @crude fern
my parents want me to not
you can't a lot of places need it
YOP
i LOVE abstract source engine maps
like for medical stuff
idrc im a senior + Fuck my school
what
real
Luckily not the issue.
The fact this damn browser keeps clearing site data on tab/site exit on the other hand...
there was a guy that litterly faked his death just to go to croatia or something to talk and love a sepreate girl when he had 2 kids
i have another one
hospital
SOMEONE FUCKING HELP MEE
i... have another one
the one thing that exposed him was a tiktok video where he asked them the questio ndo I do it
explode
my og one is outdated
has wrong name
What
whichever ones ur keeping idk
they probably legally changed it already that's why they have a separate paper
yes i went through legal name & gender change
blorp
My name was spelled wrong, but I like it so Im keping it
og one os
anyone here nkows csharp and windows api
yop
helpp
my parents wanted me to spell it differnlty, but I like it
says wrong name + wrong gender
nonexistent person L
they need to know the parts you have before they open you up 😭
they

for example whether or not you have ovaries they can make the assumption based on the fact that on file you were born female or male
what if i have X
@shadow owl hi
erm, heh, i think you mean, heh, twitter
on my birth certificate
i hear tjat joke
EVERY fucking time

wayland better
it's silly :3
IM TALKING ABOUT THE GENDER
would this be an acceptable file size for a discord client
then i think you mean xx
you have a m for man i love elon musk
@crude fern will legally change gender to shiggy
i don't think that's how chromosomes work
actually im enby :p
no state lets that
you need 2 X's for the female
it's not a chromosome
😭
@frigid glade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ62RzJkYUo
what is up with all the whitenames all of a sudden
i know don't worry
what does the x mean iydmma
what am i missing fill me in
X
gick
🤣 🤣
gesticles (okay im done)
so thats what @junior ridge's username means
gun to my head rn
yop

Discord mobile app in Flutter
me
asf
male ice
file size needs to be increased
how
too small
okay
hiiiiiiii
send it here
add 3 terabytes of anime girls eating cheeseburgers
too small
no it has private server data
@keen junco wil it look like discor app
send it in my dms
idk how feasible it would be
yes
virus
no
fair
well i can make one with just vencord i guess
wenegade waidew
people still fall for this?
WHAT HAPPENED TO NEKOTINA 😭
what
Incredible great work right here guys
invite reward server scams
Top 1 server all time
why is gojo dming me tho
gort
And Y
@crude fern gort
dam this guy tried to ping the entire server
is he in vencord
no because I banned them
BRO 💀
ggs
idk i press ignore
they tried to ping me
i feel so honored
anyways i go do important things
RIP
@bold adder will watch dandadan today full
NO U DONT
guhhhhh
peak
cinema.
it can't do multiple languages, sad
u need to watch dandadan
so peak
ultrapeak
second epeisod
aaaa
new episode
best
Wtf
am i there am i there or am i not important enough
You are there
?choose exercise no
no
@stark herald
@tough drift we will clone this creature
?choose sleep youtube
youtube
damn
danny choosing the most unhealthy things
?choose kill
Not enough choices to pick from.
?choose kill fres kill fres
kill
vcotd
?choose home work
home
?choose one wisely
one
Guess im going home 2 hours early
?choose homo
Not enough choices to pick from.
?choose homo homo2
homo
real
Heyoo
no
Huh
Watch shig infestation spread
watashino miku
fres is doomed
whats she buying
gay = Math.floor(entityLevel[0].gay * queerRate)
free token logger
yay ❤️
show what it looks like if u use it Lol
im not trusting it can u send hash so i verify its safe
tempting to download
Nuh uh
176d916521edd9f3556f90e2ec20b9411bb14ba1e87aaba413ccc54e07b5a9e6
bkav pro
how to run on mac
@keen junco enable ctrl shift I
it's not a browser
compile mac version
h

uh i would have to cross compile
nop
@fallow pawn 
worst
silicon or intel
zoot woke up with right foot
hello
es @stark herald
silicon
unhusk you have 23 seconds
but intel is fine too
zoot has 3 right foots
NO
intel uses silicon
for a second i thought this was megu's client xd

nvm cross compiling to macOS requires me to have stupid xcode stuff that i need a mac for
@stark herald one day fres a disease will break out on fres island and no one will be allowed off
volcano erupted in my dream once
NOP
i thought clang works
this is rust
oh
how would marvin test if the build even works
you dont
this applies to all cases where you cross compile
@paper gate i need to tighten minky's spine with a rusty wrench can i do it
⛓️⛓️⛓️
⛓️
⛓️
⛓️⛓️⛓️
🔥🔥🔥
yes
@keen junco what uiframework
fres sleeping while being cooked
@stark herald what if you were locked in a cage and we dropped the cage into a volcano

🛏️
@edgy ermine@edgy ermine
:samara:
im cooked
:samara:
INSANE
@paper gate what would you do in this situation
samara nitro
samara has free ntiro
I need my nitro
i wanna make an hl2 mod
then make
make now
i wonder if discord's gonna charge me next month
harlot
okay
@edgy ermine I hate objc c idk how people bare to write this
its not that bad
something built on skia
i just realized there is likely a non-zero amount of people that have joine vencord just to ask for feet
WebKit
😭
i could try compiling with a github action
guhhub
we should give full mod perms to zoot
how
i wonder what will happen
you should steal zoot's full mod perms and give them to me
i should get fr
give them owner of the server
i havent done anything with mod you can check audit
Don’t worry, your exactly like most mods
you can still mute them helpers 
@mossy egret
ban fres
soon
people know me from v+ no support
vifd
No
@mossy egret
@edgy ermine I would rather write this in swift
ever since i entered the team support helper mental health went up by 200%
you should give me m+ no support perms
samara science
stop pinging me
m+ no support perms
whyy
@lapis lava@lapis lava@lapis lava@lapis lava@lapis lava@lapis lava@lapis lava u can run sudo init 0 to see total uptime on ur rpi btw
hi vee
mencord
v;ban
good
because it’s annoying
insane
hiii
hi
we should gamble on if #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 users are going to say some stupid shit
what if vencord commands had to end with semicolons
@lapis lava good idea
vee will add vgamble command
That's a Discord profile picture. The link shows a WebP image file.
what is this
vban(779046790636765234);
i thought of making crud bot
no one is gonna talk about what i replied to lmfao
i think everyone knows
@bot INSERT INTO bans VALUES (@.zooter., “6m”, “explode NOW”);
@bot
if u don’t wanna specify everything u just
h
@bot INSERT INTO bans (user) VALUES (@.zooter.)
ven
will
die
:warning: The tile ven could not be found.
guhh how
@lapis lava what if we make public database bot
$hhls $is $dumb
dont say that to her..
fine,
$vee $ee $:sob:
:warning: The arguments for :sob (s) are not valid.
git clone https://github.com/torvalds/linux
cd linux
grep fuck -r
hi all
vencord:
bwa
tf lmao
um its no longer halloween
yea
hi
forgo fres february
:3
@fallow pawn nerd
forgejo february
nerd
fart
how to pronounce "repo"
5
5
1
ree-poh
splatter
I'm writing this in swift I'm tired of this
?
allows you to ping without pinging
users could use allowed_mentions?
cool
where
@stark herald
is there a plugin for that
HNGnnn h ... FATD FASTERRRR!!! GRAHHHHHHH
fres will be grabbed by a massive crab
506 mph on a public street
marques
i like eating imitation crab
allowed_mentions
vplugin silent
Adds a button to the chat bar to toggle sending a silent message.
Nuckyz, CatNoir
no that's not what i mean
a
oh
96 in a area with a caution kids sign
gruggggh.. car go fasttettr!!! grahahh hhHHhHHhhHH H H HH HH *crashes through bridge support with triple digit speed*
its called using your own webbrowser elh
anyways this should not ping @winter girder
it didnt ping
yop
we need in vencord
cant mention how many times I wanted to ping someone without actually pinging
something like AllowedMentions userplugin i think?
is that already a thing
let me see
you with alcohol
idk
well i dont see it on equicord so it must not exist
shut up and go fetch me a beer, woman
I keep forgetting to ask for donor role
yes ma'am!
Seems that some recent changes broke about half the patches.
lol
YEAHHHH

I GOTTA BE AWAKE IN 3 hours!!!
i think its just i18n
should be easy to fix i think
go to printer
yeah, you’ll just hardcode the hash
im hungry
i don't wanna sleep but i also don't wanna get no sleep
does this look good
many printers will deny you from printing money
it's white for me
this is like blackface for whitenames
vodka 🥃
ok but
have you ever seen vodka
try it
that isn't vodka
THERE'S NO VODKA EMOJI
vodka is clear
eh
vodka isnt brown, thats bourbon or whiskey

make one then
IDK I DONT DRUNK
wehhhhhhh
🧢

🍸 this has vodka in it
idk what that is
god xcode needs a terminal
i want vdoka
if i publish this plugin will people actually use it
i thirst
epic
It’s a martini
don't go in the sewers again just come back home
i know what a shot is
and i need to see my sister
go in the sewers and best @crude fern
lc.i vodka
here
stoli shit brand

ewwww… Stoli
don't be
id rather do heroin
@crude fern you should be ashamed
stoli is husk
stoli is actual fucking drool
you're 10
dont
killing myself
I was nine when I started drinking
so??
Everywhere in America, you can drink as long as it’s on private property
cannot ≠ shouldn't
I was nine when I started, a little bit of alcohol at 15 is not gonna do anything
can i eat
help
kitry
acting like its not legal in europe
help me
you arent in Europe
sister
lc.img image
i found a new gif
I didn't ask for this
sister i need hug and vodka
^
sister drink with me
i need Adderall
:(
preferably meth
is hug haram
me if i cared (i dont)
YAY
just fuck off if your gonna be rude
💀
talk about rude #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message
yesterday
idfk what i did
"new day new me!!" ass 😭🙏
can you piss off
sorry
i live laugh love dr pepper
drinking one rn
so good 🤤
😭
guh
i haven't played osu in so long
sister where do you keep your sleep drugs
ok meet me on the roof tops
Discord might be getting rid of 3 badges, and I already know this is going to be the 9/11 for Discord badge goblins.
However, that's only one small part of this Discord news recap. Discord is also working on a new scam feature that should prevent scams..... and at the same time make new ones! Discord's Quests/ads feature also got a dystopian up...
NO FUCKING WAY
why do we have to duel
and one he should’ve left in the test tube
oh i should be sleeping fuckfuckfuck i hat emee
OMG
buh
i just wanna hug my sister i don't want to epic duel on the top of paris
help?
2FA RECOVERY IS FINALLY BEING ADDED
him,,
imo if ur stupid enough to lose ur 2fa then skill issue
owner is fucknut@icloud.com
printf
@noble quest update vaultwarden NOW
i hope you lose your 2fa
/j
1password forever better
they fixed more cves and added SSH key support
nah /srs
im tired of sparrinr at 5 in the morning all the time
4fa
guhhhh
what happened now
nop
hii
the bugs
fres is like a bug
freaky fres
yes i know im a fucking mistake and should've never been born can you stop rubbing it in

im in the thick of it everybody knows

@lapis lava how do i log a message from tsserver to vscode
shutdown -s
imagine something to use winui from nodejs and jsx
cirnos perfect math class

HOW SO FAST
are you making custom markdown parser or is there one that exists for rust
like discord's
probably already exists
but will have to see
it's native 
txtcord has a nice feature
can someone tell me what coding laguage this is
auth
that’s it
it's not native if it doesn't call the native ui functions 🤓 /j
buh
yeah but i'm not gonna bother with that
L mine uses more
write with swift win32
tho im kinda curious @keen junco which lib are u using for the ui? 
when a message is sent and theres no embeds at first but then discord resolves a link and makes an embed out of it what do bots see
txtcord isnt real
do like oceanic js bots have an event for embed resolution
something built on skia

the gateway sends a MESSAGE_UPDATE after the unfurler completes iirc
that theme
Rip bunny
YOU'RE SO REAL
nop
maybe they wait a bit for a message_update to be sent
its real
LET ME OUTTTTTTT
doesnt work tho
😭
can it authenticate
idk what else to call it
😭
4
okay
so i can go to sleep at 4
for 8 hour
i'd wake up at 11 to make breakfast but there r no eggs left so whatever
what is biscord 💀
@stark herald frespolsion
nop
u should try for 8-9 tbh
the best discord bot ever
okay
Biscord is made of biscuits
guys is my status a w
:3
:3
:3
:3
don't click my status...
:4
:5
:
fast
blue me air (my username)
me
@tough drift in 837271 seconds
over what?
how does that even work
is this PXE magic
vmute 837271s @stark herald i need to know how long is that
Done!
Muted .fres. (@stark herald) for 9 days, 16 hours, 34 minutes, 31 seconds
9 days
GUH
poor fres
until you explode
@lapis lava wheres the dotnet build button on vscode
use vs
not code
nop
vmute 0.1s @lapis lava
Done!
Muted nin0.dev (@lapis lava) for
for
for
fixxxxx
for
i will fix
what is that shitty java-looking program
a shitty java program
vmute 2y @neon ferry
rude
wouldn't that be kernel level
its working
winui xml so good
Do any of you by any chance know what could be causing my damn brave browser to log me out of Discord and making it not remember my volume settings on Youtube?
because its being done by the IPMI/BMC
There is no such thing as a shitty java program
then couldn't the person have made it in a language that wasn't java
which is a completely independant part of the server
no why dont u google
time to google
java is(was) very common for these kinds of tools
Find the answer for me then, cause I tried :D
is IPMI/BMC some weird KVM shit
vupdate
Updated!! Now restarting...
Updated!!!!
yes
I'm back !!! :DDD
vmute 0.1s @lapis lava
Done!
Muted nin0.dev (@lapis lava) for 0 seconds
lc.google server bmc
sudo apt vupdate
sudo apt vupgrade
sudo apt vautoremove
Oh look, shit I already read through!
there u go
why is venbotto still not using embeds
cause embeds are soooo bad
labscore made them so pretty
NOPE
I may be suicidal but not this suicidal.
@junior ridge surely there's a way to install windows with pxe magic instead of...whatever jank that is
should i make it so venbot allows editing commands
vebot should use a million different markdown and emojis in its messages
this is literally an enterprise grade tool
whats all this?
who uses sysvinit in 2024 😭
buh
why do people trust some weird ass hardware-based vnc solution
uhm why cant i think?
vmute 8y @stark herald
noo
because a multi million dollar company developed this for the sole intention of managing this particular server
Can we get a :3 in chat
no
No
weird.
fres deserves it
whats ur fav meat chicken or beef or pig
chicken
human
plus i cant use pxe even if i wanted to since my nas is down
:(
fres.
eat zoot
duck.
frog
the kind i ride
specifically fres
cat
@cosmic otter
i ate frog meat once
I'm the immigrant
wrong
*wong
who's eating ur dogs and cats
me
the illegal aliens
lc.g fried duck
me
NOP
gore
who are getting illegal transgender operations
switch the first two letters

what does minky taste like @paper gate
nop
yop

i think zoot eeping
@keen junco make native app fastt
vmink
normal discord will kil my pc
vminker
Soon
fast
bitcoin miner
fried marvin
some pics it looks like its not minky anymore but a similar replica
maybe zoot is unaware...
i haven't taken a shit in 4 days chat what are the consequences
how ironic, im being discriminated at school during the discrimination unit
fres
we're on the 5th minky
crazy... denied lunch because of my gender
WHAT
how tho
the school administration is gonna have a field day with this

