🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[odd wave]

g

[stark herald]

the report button will not like

[blazing moon]

scary

[bold adder]

aussie dash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm5eGL-MZ28

[grand crypt]

fres why are you

[paper gate]

insane

@stark herald isnt real

[real skiff]

gau

[opal trellis]

found fres alt

[stark herald]

@paper gate @paper gate type pnpm i oceanic.js

[grand crypt]

new profile pic

what yall think

[vivid junco]

we love unfucking linux installs using grub init

[crude fern]

never

i am gay

[stark herald]

guhhhhhh

[blazing moon]

how tf did it even get fucked in the first place

[paper gate]

i eat grubs

[opal trellis]

windows

[vivid junco]

sudoers file I put "PASWD" instead of "PASSWD"

[glass shell]

a

[vivid junco]

and I didnt make a password for root 😭

[blazing moon]

oh

thats really funny

[crude fern]

if they delete my account its homophobic

[solemn plank]

HELP

[vivid junco]

Ok so in the process of unfucking the sudoers file I caused a kernel panic 😭

[blazing moon]

cant you just grab an arch install iso, mount the whatever the fuck partition, unfuck the sudoers file, and then profit

[vivid junco]

yeah but

grub

[magic root]

holy shit

[blazing moon]

what about it

[magic root]

why did no one tell me about gnu guix

its like nixos but lisp

so good

i love lisp

[vivid junco]

would you rather not need an ISO/USB

or use one

[blazing moon]

no i mean, i have grub but

oh wait

that makes sense

im stupid

[vivid junco]

i just realized ive been tryna ssh into the root account

[blazing moon]

ill just unfuck myself then

[vivid junco]

wait a minute...

[insert something that would get me banned from vencod or something idk]

[real skiff]

i dislike your username

[vivid junco]

whos

[blazing moon]

please dont be me please dont be me

[sturdy scaffold]

hai

[crude fern]

i like u,,

[sinful basalt]

😭

[vivid junco]

chat do I make my fastfetch trans or pansexual

[lapis lava]

guhh both flags dont look good on a logo

[sturdy scaffold]

I pinged you by accident, didn't mean to type your username 😭

[crude fern]

use hyfetch

[real skiff]

no

[lapis lava]

hyfetch is sooooo slow

python

[vivid junco]

thats what im gonna use

[vivid junco]

hyfetch can use fastfetch tho

[crude fern]

cry

[crude fern]

wdym no

[vivid junco]

ok burger it is

[real skiff]

https://twitter.com/naga_U_/status/1858308801071661202

ながユー (@naga_U_) on X

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Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 12:38 AM

[vivid junco]

@lapis lava

[blazing moon]

burger

[magic root]

local ip is not local

[vivid junco]

yes

[magic root]

wow

[vivid junco]

/28 subnet my beloved

[magic root]

so silly

[vivid junco]

I have like 12 (10 usable) public IPs lol

I accidentally put the VM as the same as the host so I lost SSH access to it 😭

yes

and is the default now

i think

i hate python (I use python daily)

no

chat do not husk this person

do not husk me either

[solemn plank]

can i be husked?

i dont think thats a penguin

[vivid junco]

only because you're korbe yes

[solemn plank]

i think its just a gnomelike creature

[stark herald]

hiiiii

@tough drift @crude fern guhs at you

[solemn plank]

husk trinity

[green kernel]

Husk pain

[bold adder]

today i saw a dead squirrel in the parking lot

[solemn plank]

i should create life

[vivid junco]

java

[crude fern]

SHIGGGYYY

[solemn plank]

can they make the icon duke again

[vivid junco]

yes

pls do

[real skiff]

duke do you want the ball

[vivid junco]

java team if you are here we request you do that

[vivid junco]

tom scott moment

[solemn plank]

did soneone just get sniped

[green kernel]

[bold adder]

tomorrow is the 19th of the month

[paper gate]

@tough drift real name Romulus

[green kernel]

The pain this week

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-unleashed-annoying-orange-jasper-catton-hugo-bardell-leon-batton-gif-25067274

[last karma]

Java is love, Java is life.

[solemn plank]

EVIL orange... "Pleasant Orange

[vivid junco]

my beloved java

[solemn plank]

lc.img unbearable fruit

[night blaze]

Unbearable Fruit by Coralina Rodriguez Meyer | Artwork Archive

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/15

[bold adder]

dead animals are the only time i can touch them

but i still cant...

[solemn plank]

who just sent me a mii

[green kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-get-real-hello-kitty-silly-dexter-morgan-gif-15990759827589823815

[bold adder]

i want to hold a squirrel

[blazing moon]

just get faster

[solemn plank]

who the fuck are you

[real skiff]

my bad

[vivid junco]

jaydes duh

[stark herald]

hiiii

[grand crypt]

jaydes the rapper that killed his gf??

[stark herald]

can i have a :3 in chat

[green kernel]

:3

[blazing moon]

:3

[vivid junco]

:3

[grand crypt]

LMAO WHO SENT YOU A MURDERER 😭

[vivid junco]

hi delayed fres

[fluid cosmos]

:3

[solemn plank]

just got sent this mii

ypnv63

[grand crypt]

its literally the rapper who drew a satanic symbol with their shit

[solemn plank]

WHAT

[blazing moon]

insanity

[green kernel]

I hate poison ivy

I hate rashes

I hate accounting

[grand crypt]

nvm they didnt kill their gf

but they tried

[vivid junco]

someome green screen this rn

[main wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/272761734820003841/1303068460754010202/3dgifmaker87218.gif

[vivid junco]

what if i killed you instead

[main wyvern]

ja

[magic root]

huskboard when

[green kernel]

End my suffering please 🙏

[merry sundial]

this server made me lesbian fr

ok bye

[opal trellis]

reverse card

[signal rose]

should I open up sea of thieves for half an hour to warm up my room

bring my cpu temp to 90

[blazing moon]

vencorded a little too hard

[green kernel]

If I could taste my code, I'd be tasting chalk

[merry sundial]

real

i was already trans before that tho so nothing changed there

[solemn plank]

the two tadc ones are from the wiilink mii contests

my miis

in check mii out

[green kernel]

Has anyone actually tried to eat chalk, no, just me, okay

[solemn plank]

me

[vivid junco]

No you can stay

[merry sundial]

i licked it once and tried drawing with it on my tounge

[solemn plank]

SAMEEE

[green kernel]

REEEEEEAAAAL

I actually tried to chew it

[merry sundial]

i had a problem with erasers for a while too

[green kernel]

There's a reason my appendix became inflamed

[merry sundial]

i would munch down on em

[solemn plank]

"poo woman" and "poo man" are a happy couple

[green kernel]

REEEEEEEAAAALLL

[solemn plank]

i STILL do

[merry sundial]

oh yeah i do too

gimme rubber and ill munch down on it for no reason

[green kernel]

Used to gnaw my pencil and chew bark off my bunk bed

[solemn plank]

WAIT HOLY SHIT

john discord

[blazing moon]

gimme ANYTHING and ill munch down on it for no reason

[green kernel]

The wood tasted good

Wait

No

[merry sundial]

i mean

[solemn plank]

TRUE

[merry sundial]

technically wood is healthy

[green kernel]

I still don't know how I didn't get splinters in my throat

[merry sundial]

ya know sometimes i really think i have autism

[merry sundial]

oh i just chewed i didnt swallow

[blazing moon]

i wonder how good meat it, like nutritionally

[merry sundial]

lol

[solemn plank]

THE PARADE

[blazing moon]

like should i be stuffin meat into my mouth

[merry sundial]

add me

fr

[blazing moon]

or should i be stuffin wood into my mouth

[green kernel]

What else did I eat...hmm

[open pasture]

me for no reason with anything I can chew on out of boredom

[green kernel]

Crayons, glue, yarn, silk, string

[blazing moon]

id like always have plastic in my mouth

[green kernel]

Post it notes

[blazing moon]

and it was usually clear cause i'd just take random wrappers and just somehow chew off all the metal sheet covering whatever its called

[merry sundial]

i just catted vending machine

[green kernel]

Brooo 😭 one time someone caught ne eating one and they just asked if my poop was pink

[merry sundial]

yall wanna see my cat?

[blazing moon]

and i'd never know why or how i was chewing on plastic

[open pasture]

My favorite thing to chew on is rubber bands/hair ties that have elastic in them cause I like the cronch and the squeeky noise that you get when you monch on them

[merry sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259726762204598362/1263254678385463388/togif-5.gif

no embed

you can click to see cat

[green kernel]

I thought it was a joke so I Said yes

[tough drift]

i chew on other people

[blazing moon]

so sometimes i would go to sleep without realizing that i had plastic in my mouth and then wake up chewing a bunch of plastic

[grand crypt]

mods should make it so that if someone gets husked a certain amount within a day they get a week mute

[green kernel]

Chewing a person is very satisfying

[merry sundial]

mods should give me embed role

[merry sundial]

average clingy gf

[grand crypt]

yall motherfuckers weird asf

[green kernel]

Mods should give me regular

@lapis lava

[grand crypt]

i will put in a good word so that you never get regular

[green kernel]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[merry sundial]

nyuh uh!

im a regular in every other client mods server

[blazing moon]

mods should give me ALL the roles frfr ong

[open pasture]

Same, when I had a boyfriend or girlfriend I would nom their arm out of boredom 😄

[grand crypt]

anyways i speedran regular one time

[merry sundial]

can i be a regular here too

[crude fern]

hi

[crude fern]

pls

[merry sundial]

uhhh idk id have to go back to Aliucords discord

[spark crescent]

i like apples more

[blazing moon]

i think we need to get this gal checked

[lapis lava]

@tough drift @tough drift @tough drift @tough drift @tough drift @tough drift @tough drift you

[blazing moon]

put into the insane asylum IMMEDIATELY

[open pasture]

No need, I'm tarded.

[green kernel]

FAVORITISM

WHHHHYYYY

[lapis lava]

v+ can't talk @dusky hare

[blazing moon]

thats crazy

[lapis lava]

v- can't talk @schookl

[blazing moon]

why am i white

[lapis lava]

v- can't talk @dusky hare

[grand crypt]

it really is

[green kernel]

Pain

[grand crypt]

bring it up with @dusky hare tho

them mf stupid as shit

what?

[green kernel]

Nah, now I don't want regukar

I want regular LIPSTICK

[grand crypt]

was just showing that i speedran regular

[blazing moon]

i want to have the lipstick smeared all over my face

wait why is regular special

[edgy ermine]

School finally over

[tough drift]

gives you access to #furry

[green kernel]

You can send media and other things cause you been here for a while

[merry sundial]

i have 4/5/2022 amounts of brain damage

[green kernel]

[blazing moon]

I NEED REGULAR NOW

[grand crypt]

if you get regular role, you automatically become a degenerate

[edgy ermine]

server booster is whitename in denial

[merry sundial]

so nothing changes

how much???

[grand crypt]

something does change in most

[merry sundial]

nuh uh

[grand crypt]

they become particularly degenerate because they feel comfortable because of a role

[merry sundial]

damn you should see my pyoncord message history then 😔

[edgy ermine]

Instead of paying discord you should pay vee on gh sponsors

[grand crypt]

example

[blazing moon]

HELL YEA

[solemn plank]

what color do i use

[blazing moon]

folly red

[merry sundial]

i do not pay discord

[green kernel]

I've been here since 7:20 in the morning (it is 6:34pm I must be here till 9:40pm)

[merry sundial]

you dont even have that

[grand crypt]

I get light blue channel role everywhere I go gawd dayum

[solemn plank]

would that be more of a red or pink on here

[green kernel]

If I conveniently get a gift card. I will pay vee because vending machine

[blazing moon]

🤷‍♀️ all i know is that its cool and has a silly name

[opal trellis]

i see your real name is duke

[merry sundial]

i joined this server before you did 😭

[grand crypt]

you're*

[merry sundial]

you joined 7/12/23 and i joined 5/3/23

[soft wadi]

[blazing moon]

i am going to EAT this cat

[green kernel]

@lapis lava gimme regular lipstick plzzz

[merry sundial]

@paper gate tell them to give me regular

[soft wadi]

why do yall want regular so bad

[merry sundial]

iamge perms

i need to show my cat

[green kernel]

(Im sorry please don't time me out again 😔 😢 😭 )

[merry sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1278730401929629696/4x.gif

real

best cat

bluecord

[grand crypt]

bluecord steals your info

[merry sundial]

bluecordpc

[grand crypt]

enable token logger

[lapis lava]

husk~4

[lapis lava]

no
stop begging

[grand crypt]

pay up broke boy

[green kernel]

^

[lapis lava]

cant play jumble

soooo bad

[blazing moon]

there should be a vencord plugin that has a 0.1% chance of secretly turning any message you send into a full dox of yourself (without telling you)

[lapis lava]

wait if i self hosted fmbot i wouldn't get these

[green kernel]

Real 😔

[merry sundial]

I love when that happens

[crude fern]

can i be exploded

[grand crypt]

regular =/= cute person

[stiff urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258168740617519284/1299376538046959647/watermark.gif

ur pfp actually fits that message so well 😭

[crude fern]

am i cute

[blazing moon]

meirl

[green kernel]

I'll explode first 😔🤯

[stiff urchin]

pretty sure it was implied somewhere that mizuki has doxxed someone before

[edgy ermine]

who is mizuki

[green kernel]

Who dat

[stiff urchin]

or maybe im misremembering

[stiff urchin]

project sekai character

[edgy ermine]

??

[opal trellis]

what ur favorite emoji says about you:
ur positive
u have no braincells
u dont exist
🤓 ur unfunny
ur smart

[stiff urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/mizuki-akiyama-pjsk-project-sekai-25ji-gif-14091580712367330473

[crude fern]

@tough drift

[edgy ermine]

a project sekai character got doxxed? what?

[blazing moon]

your punishment will be death

[stiff urchin]

no 😭

[crude fern]

what if

[lapis lava]

TIL i had a snippet to display none pleading catgirl

i was insane back in the days

[crude fern]

mean

[green kernel]

What's a TIL

[crude fern]

you love her

[lapis lava]

lc.ud til

[night blaze]

TIL

Description

T.I.L. (Today I Learned)
Often used as a space saver on websites such as Reddit or DIGG when writing the titles of links to interesting things the submitter has learned that day.

Stats

<:i:1263589685243154515>   4115   ​ <:i:1263589702171103242>   277  
Author: zBriGuy

Example

TIL that a meter is the distance light travels in 299,792,458ths of a second.

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 4/10

[crude fern]

me

am i a cute person

[opal trellis]

different colors of count as

[dark phoenix]

[green kernel]

I'm dumb

[blazing moon]

IM NOT REAL

[crude fern]

what about

[green kernel]

Favorite emoji

[blazing moon]

my fav emoji is 🔏

[green kernel]

#🐱-minky

[blazing moon]

i <3 lock with ink pen

[crude fern]

blobcatpiss

[blazing moon]

accidentally played this at max volume at 4 in the morning and it sent a fucking ripple through my chest

never again

bpm at a steady 700 rn

[opal trellis]

:blobcatpiss: counts as cause its just but yellow

[lavish schooner]

yes

[blazing moon]

am i a cute person :3

[crude fern]

[lavish schooner]

probably :3

[crude fern]

but piss

plsy sound voltex

[green kernel]

Most of which are cancer enducing 🙃

[opal trellis]

its

[crude fern]

@tough drift i will eat you

[crude fern]

what

[lavish schooner]

that's soda.

[blazing moon]

I WANTED TO DRINK THOSE

[crude fern]

but piss

[blazing moon]

YAAY

[lavish schooner]

:3

[merry sundial]

nuh uh thats bleach and ammonia

[crude fern]

google sound voltex

[green kernel]

I had an idea right, get flaming hot chetto puffs, smash it into little bits, cover in chicken abd breading and fry

[crude fern]

either from konami via arcade or eamuse

play kshootmania or unnamed sound voltex clone

or piracy

[merry sundial]

chat what game do i play while im in math class

[crude fern]

pokemon

2

[merry sundial]

you guys allow piracy here?? crazy

[crude fern]

no

[merry sundial]

no emulator

[opal trellis]

so its considered

[blazing moon]

guys ig you wanna get project sekai, just snort a bunch of crack till you trip balls then hallucinate that you're playing project sekai and that hatsune fucking miku is right infront of you and will murder you if you dont get an ap

[merry sundial]

aw why not :(

[crude fern]

i am barely allowed here

[merry sundial]

i was gonna advertise my subreddit fr

[crude fern]

banned

[merry sundial]

its got 2 million members fr

sorry 1.9

[crude fern]

another 24 hr timeout

[crude fern]

i need crack

I DO

IN WHAT IM A FEMCEL NEET

[merry sundial]

huh

[blazing moon]

dw teto will hook you up with some

[opal trellis]

OMG HE HAS NO BRAINCELLS

he is a cat

[crude fern]

ong i fuckin love teito

[paper gate]

hi

[crude fern]

yes

soon

[blazing moon]

you just need to play teto territory at max volume through the largest speakers money can buy and you might just might get crack

[crude fern]

i am a femcel though

[paper gate]

isnane

[solemn plank]

wrong. my close proximity fucks everything up

doesnt matter!

[merry sundial]

ZT

zooter

give me image perms

[solemn plank]

i know zart more than you do

[paper gate]

how

[merry sundial]

image perms role

give

[paper gate]

guhh

idk how

[solemn plank]

@cerulean kite i emit radio interference on every frequency

[green kernel]

Nah, we gotta play a chess match competition for rights to spam shiggy

[solemn plank]

you wont stop me

[merry sundial]

tell rie to give

[solemn plank]

oh

oj

[blazing moon]

if all else fails, fuckin stab em

[solemn plank]

good idea!

[crude fern]

sure respond to my dms

REAL

[solemn plank]

shit it is the decoy. didnt even react to the image i printed out

[tame flame]

Who

[crude fern]

ME AS FUCK IM.NOT GONNA BE PRODUCTIVE

[junior ridge]

using grub innit

[blazing moon]

if you dont know then maybe you never deserved it in the first place

[paper gate]

why

[tame flame]

What the hell!!!

[night blaze]

Kasane Teto

Kasane Teto is a virtual singer software created on the Japanese textboard 2channel for April Fools' Day, 2008. Although the software was initially created as a hoax and did not exist, it later was actually produced and made compatible with singing voice synthesis software, allowing it to sing. ⁽¹⁾

Learn More <:i:1266361666702934071>

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/31

[tame flame]

So rude!

[solemn plank]

but then theres no burger option

[tame flame]

Now that there that's not rude that's awesome

[vivid junco]

fuck you

[blazing moon]

i have hyfetch and its quite fast actually

[vivid junco]

I have hyfetch

[tame flame]

What's a hyfetch

[vivid junco]

and its just fastfetch with a burger ascii art

[tame flame]

What

[solemn plank]

holy shit! lamp hat

[blazing moon]

i made mine have the arch_small ascii art and trans

[vivid junco]

how to small arch

[paper gate]

i use fastfetch

[vivid junco]

i have the burber arch

[merry sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/garrys-mod-gif-25810967

[vivid junco]

nice embed perms

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912054247418388511/1262837988271063070/attachment.gif

[merry sundial]

aw heck i forgot which discord this was

[merry sundial]

frick u man

@paper gate i need my image perms so i can ratio this guy!!!

[tame flame]

What is fetch

[blazing moon]

somewhere in a far far away place... (hyfetch config)

    "distro": "arch_small"

[solemn plank]

fack u man, f woaah owha wharr AAAAA

[paper gate]

idk if theyd like me doing that

[blazing moon]

FUCK I MEANT TO REPLY TO THE OTHER GUY

[merry sundial]

then ask fr

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow they want image perms what doido

[vivid junco]

[insert angry joe emoji here i cant find it]

[merry sundial]

happy promotion

[tame flame]

It's not too late

[dusk bone]

[solemn plank]

if this was a sitcom zeet would ping vee and immediately get the response "no"

[merry sundial]

you are now purple

[paper gate]

@tough drift you are alien

[stark herald]

idea social media roulette website that takes you to a random youtube video or a random subreddit

[vivid junco]

too lazy to find hyfetch config

[blazing moon]

clears throat

[solemn plank]

new color of the day!

[blazing moon]

oh wait nvm

[merry sundial]

doesnt that already exist?

[stark herald]

does it

[solemn plank]

vcotd

[tame flame]

clogs throat

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is meteorite! (#3c1f76)

[merry sundial]

real!

[tame flame]

real!

[blazing moon]

.config/hyfetch.json iirc

[merry sundial]

good cotd

[solemn plank]

what if i put pebbles in your throat

open wide!

[stark herald]

@digital kettle ashleyy

[vivid junco]

im too lazy to blur out my IP i can change it anyway

[tame flame]

Birds do that and I'm better than birds

[stark herald]

add feeling lucky button to poke

[merry sundial]

explod

[solemn plank]

nathan has their ip up for everyone

[blazing moon]

i really wanna send a ss of my hyfetch but im being silenced

[solemn plank]

ph wait

we posting fetch?

[vivid junco]

one can send their fetch in dms and one shall repost

[tame flame]

Do it anyway

[merry sundial]

i am master hacker and pinged u in my command prompt

[tame flame]

Are you

[crude fern]

hate

[keen junco]

fuck it, i'm building a native app

[vivid junco]

give me a second

[solemn plank]

rate my fetch

[merry sundial]

can i be alpha tester

[boreal torrent]

I have just fucking realized

[tame flame]

Small monitor

[boreal torrent]

my irl friend looks like chudjak

[keen junco]

if it even gets to the point of being usable, i guess

[solemn plank]

@merry sundial they might have your ip now!

[merry sundial]

i have a vpn on

for my totally legal torrent software for all my arch isos and not video games!

[vivid junco]

@merry sundial try ping it now

[bold adder]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is meteorite! (#3c1f76)

[crude fern]

you mean me

[solemn plank]

no one mentioning my >40 year old computer

[crude fern]

ok

[solemn plank]

it also got wifi

[merry sundial]

NOO IVE BEEN UNREACHABLED!!!

[tame flame]

ME, I DID ME I DID

[vivid junco]

I changed IPs lol

[crude fern]

my dads older

[tame flame]

I DID IT BUT I HAVE GONE UNNOTICED

[merry sundial]

😔

[tame flame]

THEY DIDNT GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY

[vivid junco]

I have 12 IPs

[blazing moon]

oh man i could never have anything even close to that greatness

[solemn plank]

i made that program myself

[blazing moon]

guys my ip is 127.0.0.1

[grand crypt]

192.168.1.1.

[vivid junco]

guys my IP is fe80::5054:ff:fe12:3456

[main wyvern]

Need.

[solemn plank]

youforgot one

[blazing moon]

jee i sure do hope no one ddoses it

[solemn plank]

guys your ip is ::

[vivid junco]

if anyone tries ddosing my server I can just simply connect to IPMI and just change IPs

[copper turtle]

Its over for u

[stark herald]

are you for real

[blazing moon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[vivid junco]

scat's fetch because yes

[copper turtle]

What ?

I have fire wall enabled.

Good luck !! pranked .

[glass shell]

a

[solemn plank]

if anyone tries ddosing my server. i can apparate

know that i can

[keen junco]

well it's not 100% native but definitely not using a dumbed down browser

[copper turtle]

TAILSCALE

[crude fern]

she messed up the sammich

[vivid junco]

haha I have faster ping

[tame flame]

I'd rather track you

[copper turtle]

Wtf stop ddosing me

Moderators

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/589519755615010828/1307157518447022080/Horse.gif

[solemn plank]

whats the funniest thing i have claimed to do

[copper turtle]

Claimed to be bill gates

Idk

[vivid junco]

chat i am very tempted to leak my main server's IP

[solemn plank]

i lnow that crosshair. i know that lighting. gzdoom

[merry sundial]

among us

[copper turtle]

Do it im gonna connect to your nas

Pranked.

[keen junco]

noob

[vivid junco]

I dont have a NAS

[merry sundial]

yes

[copper turtle]

☹️

[solemn plank]

i dont think i have claimed to do that

[vivid junco]

Ok chat the servers IP is 103.147.115.195

[fresh ledge]

Cute

[copper turtle]

Im omw

[bold adder]

my leftover pizza tastes sour

[copper turtle]

Put worm on there.

Sorry

[bold adder]

good idea

[vivid junco]

Goodluck

[crude fern]

grubgru

[solemn plank]

off the top of my head i have claimed to:

• enter the mind of a higher-up at the Entertainment Software Association as a hallucination, and torment them for a seemingly very long period of time
• hack the us government through the powerline using a gba playing a kim possible episode plugged into an outlet
• manipulate what would normally be extremely improbable chances to work in my favor (generate a nintendo game via RNG)

[stark herald]

Where to contribure

please be nodejs

[blazing moon]

javascript is the one true language

[merry sundial]

stop resetting ym connection!!!

[keen junco]

rust

[vivid junco]

I'm not

[stark herald]

sometimes i go to sleep after a day of fun and wake up to the same date and the same events repeating again

[blazing moon]

that too

[stark herald]

rip

[keen junco]

it uses skia for rendering

[solemn plank]

@vivid junco are you logging https requests

[vivid junco]

Ok so my main server and VM just lost internet

[merry sundial]

ddos

[vivid junco]

There's no HTTP server on it

[merry sundial]

it over u cooked

[blazing moon]

advanced way to get all of our ips

[vivid junco]

ok switching IPs.. again..

[glass shell]

hi all

[solemn plank]

who care. log port 80 please

[vivid junco]

No I have network what

[vivid junco]

ok

[copper turtle]

Omg poweredge

Based

[stark herald]

can i use this without visual studio https://github.com/microsoft/microsoft-ui-xaml

[copper turtle]

Idk can ytou

Sorry idk

[blazing moon]

what is that are you putting a curse on me

[vivid junco]

shush

[copper turtle]

Whar

I love poweredge

:(

I have poweredge t630

It's awesomesauce

[solemn plank]

requesting the page http://103.147.115.195:80/korbolovesyou.html repeatedly rn

[vivid junco]

are you trying to http ddos me

[copper turtle]

I lov my poweredge t630

[solemn plank]

nop

[vivid junco]

I have 8 cors but more ram than you

[solemn plank]

just trying to get a message through

[copper turtle]

Wtf

How much do you have

[vivid junco]

144GB

[solemn plank]

i have about 3 ram

[vivid junco]

DDR4 btw

[solemn plank]

just 3

[stark herald]

i

[vivid junco]

I have 9x16GB sticks

leave my gateway alone

wait

nvm

did you just

[solemn plank]

wrong protocol

[vivid junco]

google.com real

[junior ridge]

can i eat your ram

[copper turtle]

Wtf

[junior ridge]

i need more

[vivid junco]

@solemn plank request http://103.147.115.205:80/korbelovesyou.html

[raw panther]

can I get uhh

[blazing moon]

blake i will forever be trying to join your ip in minecraft hoping that one day you open a server on the default port so i can steal a singular oak log

[raw panther]

can I get :3 in chat

[vivid junco]

wait I meant http://103.147.115.205/korblovesyou.html

[solemn plank]

:)

[vivid junco]

I do not wanna stress test my 8 core 1.7Ghz clock intel xeon CPU

[blazing moon]

so wholesomeuemw

[junior ridge]

i wanna stress test mine

that seems funny

[vivid junco]

thanks for the IPs guys (who the fuck has a .x.0 ip)

did some just request index.html

[solemn plank]

not me

mine doesnt have a 0

[junior ridge]

me

is it .0 or .10

[vivid junco]

.0

{
    "timestamp": "2024-11-19T00:18:10.668493",
    "source_ip": "literally i said no ip",
    "method": "GET",
    "url": "http://103.147.115.205/korblovesyou.html",
    "user_agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Android 14; Mobile; rv:132.0) Gecko/132.0 Firefox/132.0",
    "headers": {
        "Host": "103.147.115.205",
        "User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Android 14; Mobile; rv:132.0) Gecko/132.0 Firefox/132.0",
        "Accept": "text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,*/*;q=0.8",
        "Accept-Language": "en-US",
        "Accept-Encoding": "gzip, deflate",
        "Connection": "keep-alive",
        "Upgrade-Insecure-Requests": "1",
        "Priority": "u=0, i"
    },
    "cookies": {},
    "args": {},
    "form_data": {},
    "referrer": null,
    "is_secure": false,
    "real_ip": "still no ip",
    "forwarded_for": "no ip"
}

android 14 moment

[junior ridge]

goofy

[vivid junco]

.237?

[rotund valley]

oooh are we iploggin

[vivid junco]

lemme do whois

oh

NetRange:       149.88.105.0 - 149.88.105.255
CIDR:           149.88.105.0/24
NetName:        CDNEXT-CHI-CG
NetHandle:      NET-149-88-105-0-1
Parent:         DATACAMP-CGNT-NET-9 (NET-149-88-96-0-1)
NetType:        Reassigned
OriginAS:       AS212238
Customer:       DataCamp Limited (C10670316)
RegDate:        2024-01-29
Updated:        2024-01-29
Ref:            https://rdap.arin.net/registry/ip/149.88.105.0

guessing this

the fuck is rwhois.cogentco.com

[junior ridge]

gentoo

[blazing moon]

cvs document

[vivid junco]

I just downloaded a CSV with fucking 115711 ips 😭

[blazing moon]

vs

csv

WHAT

[vivid junco]

rwhois.cogentco.com = csv with 115711 ips

[glass shell]

hi

[vivid junco]

wait it's ip ranges

• ipv6

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-hands-squish-press-gif-17668932793520191512

[stark herald]

callie woke

[glass shell]

im woke

[lapis lava]

@stark herald how can i make a sane discord app

[glass shell]

but in bed

[lapis lava]

not bot

app

[stark herald]

oceanic.js

oh

[lapis lava]

app

the apps

[stark herald]

mobile or oputer

[lapis lava]

like @neon ferry

venapp

[stark herald]

oh

nvm

u mean bot

[lapis lava]

do i use Discord.js

nop

app

theyre apps now

[stark herald]

nop

discord js is sane i think

[glass shell]

hiii sister

[stark herald]

bloat and probably slower than oceanic but at the end it doesnt matter its js so its gonna be slow either way

[solemn plank]

i changed an LED and battery on a gamecube

[stark herald]

@lapis lava oceanic soo insane

[solemn plank]

found out about http://korbo.com

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 8.48s

[copper turtle]

lc.ss https://maxine.eepy.monster

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 9.63s

[stark herald]

real oceanic bot code https://codeberg.org/vee/bot/src/commit/c0be6e6e3f140b727a6698d50e8da3b52c56fe01/src/commands/dev/eval.ts#L40

[jolly nexus]

eval.ts: Line 40

await fetch(`https://discord.com/api/v10/channels/${msg.channelID}/messages`, {

[green kernel]

bruh

[copper turtle]

[blazing moon]

now what about https://www.scatt.com/

lc.ss https://www.scatt.com/

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 8.79s

[glass shell]

aaaa

[blazing moon]

OH GOD THERES COOKIES

[lapis lava]

time to write swift bot

[glass shell]

hihhiihiii

[solemn plank]

gun trainer

[stark herald]

use ddbkit

[lapis lava]

yop

[solemn plank]

usb c mods usually need a lot of soldering

[glass shell]

[solemn plank]

except gamecube. gamecube is pure and modular

[glass shell]

i apologize

[stark herald]

guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[solemn plank]

good luck

[stark herald]

whys everything crashing

first vscode

then valorant

now even spotify

what the fick

[raw panther]

sorry about that

[stark herald]

discord on top

[warm phoenix]

Is anyone else's webbrowser Discord not saving login and needing vencord plugins reset every time?

[solemn plank]

sorry i tripped and broke something. what is the windows registry btw

[blazing moon]

vesktop better

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @solemn plank)

[solemn plank]

valorant..

[bold adder]

im sick of eating

[solemn plank]

did you hear someone got killed in north korea for playibg league of legends

the comic is real now

finally

[bold adder]

yea

[blazing moon]

SO REAL

[crude fern]

nope

[blazing moon]

YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

RAHHHHHH

[crude fern]

me

[soft wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/wah-pleading-emoji-emoji-plush-cry-gif-26365472

[blazing moon]

🥺

[solemn plank]

a what

[solemn plank]

i wish i had one

how do they make these do that

[blazing moon]

fun fact for you people, the 😫 teeth is slightly grayer than all the other emojis teeth, every emojis teeth are #FFFFFF. this is the only one with a different color

[solemn plank]

some sort of vibrating mechanism, surely, but does it come with it

this is why technology is dumb

we could have just made more beige rectangles

[blazing moon]

#🔧-discord-changes message interesting..

[robust relic]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/DCZ7zj6pm90/?igsh=MXh3NmxhNXYxOXRnMw==

[robust relic]

been a thing for literally years but ig they finally gave in cuz why tf not

[stark herald]

DOTNET BUILD MYAPP.CSPROJ

😭 🙏

[soft wadi]

vibrating

in plushie ball

[blazing moon]

magic

[junior ridge]

concern

[green kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-nikolatesla-teslanikola-sigma-sigma-male-gif-27094207

[junior ridge]

what is tesla doing

why is he doing that

[green kernel]

Im so happy I boosted and now have media perms

[blazing moon]

you very much deserve it

that gif has changed my life for the better

[solemn plank]

what if vennie could do this

[glass shell]

do i have permission to kill

[green kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[lavish schooner]

shoritsu

where were you

[bold adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suisIF4hwyw&t=0s oh i found the original

[green kernel]

wait kill? hold on what does that mean, hold on

[glass shell]

i hunger

[solemn plank]

FUCK YEAH. hairy creature

[green kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/po-crushes-tai-lung-kung-fu-panda-cartoon-po-gif-17901972

can we have a movie watch party one of these days

[solemn plank]

hey could you please not post this gif ever again

[bold adder]

guhh i getting sick of eating just bread and cheese

i want vegetables and meat but theyre so expensive

⠀

[green kernel]

KUNG FU PANDA IS A GREAT MOVIE

[solemn plank]

grow

grow vwgatbele

[green kernel]

Why yall hating on my gifs now

[solemn plank]

because they SUCK. take a WATER SHOWER

[crude fern]

kill me

[soft wadi]

true..

lets find out

[solemn plank]

vennie new tumble feature

[green kernel]

[crude fern]

how

[bold adder]

remote control vennie

sho will control our vennies from far away

[solemn plank]

powerful motor. sliding and hopping

[paper gate]

@open pasture hiii

[crude fern]

i think its stop motion

[solemn plank]

nopr

[bold adder]

retractable helipcopter rotors

[crude fern]

how else

cannot just move like that with motor

[solemn plank]

the vibrations are enough to move

[crude fern]

but not like flip is it?

[solemn plank]

not that powerful

you can see the 🥺 vibrating before even being placed down

[green kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/norm-phineas-and-ferb-when-tomorrow-is-this-morning-again-song-guitar-gif-18892215

[crude fern]

but it did

flip

[glass shell]

guh

[solemn plank]

insane

[crude fern]

how fit inside

[bold adder]

10 INVITES = RENEGADE RAIDER

[junior ridge]

LMFAO

why does it have a mr beast server icon 😭

[crude fern]

too big is it not?

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-horse-loop-shitpost-tiny-horse-meme-small-horse-horse-inside-house-gif-12743411484742682962

[green kernel]

[solemn plank]

motors can be tiny

[junior ridge]

great server i shoud join this

[crude fern]

would have to cut ipen

[solemn plank]

also thats a ball... big one at that

[solemn plank]

sow back together

[green kernel]

😭

[crude fern]

no

[glass shell]

oui

[crude fern]

where buy motor from

[solemn plank]

there are literally plushies made like this too

[crude fern]

how turn on and off

[green kernel]

why did you hate tesla mewing

[crude fern]

proof?

send lino

link

[green kernel]

what did I do

[crude fern]

vibrating plushie

huh

i shall google

[bold adder]

i want to put one of these on vennie but replace the propeller with actual rotors so vennie can fly

and have a joystick controller to control where she moves

yk what maybe ill make that for my engineering final project

[green kernel]

So it controls the rate in which dopamine is discharged into your nervous system, which correlates with the reward system in your psyche?

[bold adder]

its either that or a 3d printed minecraft pig

[junior ridge]

there isnt a second i in nikola .......

[green kernel]

Im sorry. I apologize for the discomfort or pain it may have caused

[solemn plank]

lc.google vibrating plush

[night blaze]

SpongeBob SquarePants Rainbow Kidrobot Vibrating Plush ...

Squeeze and hug all 16 inches of this HugMe vibrating plushie friend! As with all HugMe plush, this comes with Kidrobot's signature vibrating shake action unit ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 6/20

[green kernel]

heres another gif to make up for it, yo uwont hate this one

[junior ridge]

this is why gooners exist

[crude fern]

wheres mewing

[crude fern]

WJAT

[solemn plank]

what

[crude fern]

LEAH

[crude fern]

BONK

[solemn plank]

ponhebob???

[bold adder]

spong bop

[solemn plank]

how

[junior ridge]

the plushies in general

[solemn plank]

????

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/963602636395917414/1295030375713603646/togif-3.gif

[crude fern]

JUST BECAUSE VENPLUG EXISTS DOESNT MAKW THEM FOR THAT

[bold adder]

velplug ☹️

[crude fern]

venplug

[solemn plank]

velp

[warm laurel]

cute

[solemn plank]

@junior ridge sees a game controller with rumble feature and goes "ew"

if they find out they usually have two motors. its over. they will throw up and die

[crude fern]

https://www.kidrobot.com/products/minions-the-rise-of-gru-otto-hugme-shake-action-plush?ref=isp_rel_prd&isp_ref_pos=5

god is dead

i wanna die

[green kernel]

used wahrheit for a long time

and ive always use Alethia for console

Also says a lot about me

[slow urchin]

we dont talk about the hairy potter simulator broom (real thingthat was made, guess why it was discontinued )

[green kernel]

thank you for the compliment btw

[solemn plank]

yyou open your closet. little do you know i have put a seemingly infinite amount of activated vibrating minion plush in it. you run as the writhing avalanche consumes the house

[mossy egret]

@crude fern you are 17, why are you taking and this stuff people your age has a banned for this talk before

[crude fern]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/vmcorofkrkp81/pb/m2-res_480p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&v=1&e=1731996000&s=9527a1d5770297d44890a593cb1bb02e6a06532a

[crude fern]

wjst

[crude fern]

i found

[winter girder]

window's off-brand version of a make file

[crude fern]

@solemn plank is right

[bold adder]

i have never went inside of of those big inflatable balls that you can walk in

[neon grove]

Ecclesiastes 1:1-10 - English Standard Version (ESV)

All Is Vanity

<1> The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem. <2> Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity. <3> What does man gain by all the toil at which he toils under the sun? <4> A generation goes, and a generation comes, but the earth remains forever. <5> The sun rises, and the sun goes down, and hastens to the place where it rises. <6> The wind blows to the south and goes around to the north; around and around goes the wind, and on its circuits the wind returns. <7> All streams run to the sea, but the sea is not full; to the place where the streams flow, there they flow again. <8> All things are full of weariness; a man cannot utter it; the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing. <9> What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun. <10> Is there a thing of which it is said, "See, this is new"? It has been already in the ages before us.

BibleBot v9.2-beta by Kerygma Digital

[slow urchin]

me neither

[solemn plank]

i have!! fun

[crude fern]

i thought that gif was stop motion for YEARS

[solemn plank]

my sister threw me

[junior ridge]

exploson

[crude fern]

well

[junior ridge]

(it wont post)

[crude fern]

huh

[winter girder]

what are you doing

[junior ridge]

trying to get server to post

[crude fern]

i am afraid

[waxen quarry]

guys is there account switcher plugin ?

[slow urchin]

throwback to when i almost got biblebot removed from gen chat bc turns out it doesnt have a limit to how many pages it can read at the same time

[winter girder]

what software

[mossy egret]

[winter girder]

its built into discord?

[crude fern]

can we stop making everything sexual jesus

[slow urchin]

that's literally built in

[junior ridge]

wdym

[slow urchin]

,,,,,that's sall i saw in the conversation it was just funny

[waxen quarry]

where ?

[winter girder]

like is it using a vm, bare-metal?

[junior ridge]

bare metal

im using kvm rn

[crude fern]

we were talking about the gif

[crude fern]

of the oludh

[winter girder]

what motherboard

[junior ridge]

some gigabyte shit

[rough dome]

oh hey elon is a fucking moron you should ignore his tweets

[junior ridge]

hang on its a 4 node server

[cosmic otter]

v+ brain rot

[keen kernel]

NOOOO

it was a JOKEEEE

[green kernel]

Perpsective

[bold adder]

wtf is that pfp 💀

[cosmic otter]

i think its deserved

[green kernel]

Best way I could describe it

[crude fern]

the vibrating minon isnt sexual

its just horrifying why does it look like thay

[waxen quarry]

im using vencord for like 2 months is see this now 😂

[bold adder]

girl on the left looks like

[slow urchin]

minon

[bold adder]

the floop floop

[keen kernel]

I don't have context and I'm scared

[winter girder]

okay and you delete this emoji??:

[mossy egret]

thats not what iam saying

[winter girder]

elh standards when?

[slow urchin]

it's not vencord it's normal Lol

agreed

vban antifloop

[bold adder]

nvm she has purple hair

[waxen quarry]

🐟 oh men

[mossy egret]

we love that emoji

[junior ridge]

it says Relion 2940 but i think thats the name of the entire chassis, not the board name

[winter girder]

i agree

[bold adder]

i think i ate too much

and i have a cold

i dont feel so good

[crude fern]

THE CONTEXT IS THIS GIF

[winter girder]

from Penguin Computing?

[junior ridge]

yeah

[slow urchin]

and UN EATING

[junior ridge]

the actual boards inside each node are made by gigabyte tho

all three others post, and this one did before

[crude fern]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[junior ridge]

it just decided to stop working randomly 😭

[crude fern]

I SAID I THOUGHT IT WAS STOP MOTION

[winter girder]

can you see if there is a bios switch button on the motherboard that's not working

[crude fern]

KORBO EXPLAINED HOW IT IS NOT

[keen kernel]

I love this jif

[winter girder]

or bios reset

[junior ridge]

ive tried that already

[mossy egret]

do they finally work again

[junior ridge]

plus the bmc has an option to clear it as well which ive tried

[bold adder]

da stinky cats

[green kernel]

when did disney become adult swim

what happened

[solemn plank]

yall are insufferable

[winter girder]

then it's most likely a bad motherboard

[green kernel]

why is my Buisness Law teacher showing the housewives of disney

[winter girder]

sadly

[green kernel]

what is this

nm it was nbc

[winter girder]

is there any visible damage?

[junior ridge]

nop

no smell or anything

[solemn plank]

its NOT adult swim until they randomly interrupt their broadcasts to show the horrors

[crude fern]

actually looking at the og post ppl think its like a sphereo

[slow urchin]

zander worst progaymer

function attack() {
  text.innerText = "The " + monsters[fighting].name + " attacks.";
  text.innerText += " You attack it with your " + weapons[currentWeaponIndex].name + ".";
  health -= monsters[fighting].level;
  monsterHealth -= weapons[currentWeaponIndex].power + Math.floor(Math.random() * xp) + 1;
  healthText.innerText = health;
  monsterHealthText.innerText = monsterHealth;
  if (health <= 0) {
    lose();
  } else if (monsterHealth <= 0) {
    defeatMonster();
  }
}

[winter girder]

hmm.. is there any leds or sounds when trying to post?

[crude fern]

which makes sense

[junior ridge]

it acts normal

[slow urchin]

have you tried reseating anything

[pine zephyr]

this webfishing game is cool

[junior ridge]

ie, fans spin up, lights blink like normal, etc

[junior ridge]

actually

[winter girder]

so its not dead

[junior ridge]

no, i did replace ram

[pine zephyr]

oh shit this color matches me

[slow urchin]

wish i had the money for it

[crude fern]

idfk what your saying i am trying to understand how the 🥺 pillow moves

[pine zephyr]

u don't have 4$?

[slow urchin]

new ram might be fucked or incompatible somehow

[winter girder]

set the ram to the original one before

[slow urchin]

or needs to be reseated