#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

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slow urchin
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Ever ur so real for that

fresh ledge
burnt maple
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Aren't you queer

stark herald
crude fern
burnt maple
slow urchin
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(i frequently go several days without a shower bc of bed rotting (I don't smell I'm not too gross 😭))

crude fern
slow urchin
dusky forge
slow urchin
stark herald
slow urchin
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Mfw I talk about real side effects of depression

slow urchin
stark herald
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I'm at school btw

keen kernel
burnt maple
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how do you not have time to just go to bathroom

dusky forge
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Someone give me $600

dusky forge
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I want 2

slow urchin
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Camellia who is your informant so I can revoke their everything

slow urchin
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😭

burnt maple
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what are you doing with ur free time bedrotting then

sudden sun
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gm oomfies

keen kernel
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depression is like a mental state where ur basically feel like shit and to counteract feeling like shit a common tactic is bedrotting

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u don't feel like doing anything

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bc u feel like shit

crude fern
crude fern
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its most of what i do

raw panther
keen kernel
burnt maple
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what does bedrotting mean...

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I thought it was doomscrolling

keen kernel
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rotting in bed

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lying in bed

crude fern
keen kernel
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not being productive

crude fern
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possibly doonscrolling

keen kernel
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sleeping, doomscrolling, you name it

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just staring at the ceiling

crude fern
keen kernel
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contemplating

crude fern
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i have a pride flag up there

crude fern
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seeing god

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thinking about the universe

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crying

burnt maple
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I thought bed rotting was doomscrolling after spending 500 dollars in a week and having no money to go out and hang out

stark herald
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sorry guys they don't let me use phone in class

crude fern
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hugging the shark

dusky forge
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Im stupid

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I forgot my naturalization papers

stark herald
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im in class

keen kernel
stark herald
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teacher gets to see all our screens

keen kernel
keen kernel
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@stark herald open paint and draw a husk

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if teacher asks say you needed to doodle to pay attention

stark herald
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nop

signal junco
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h

grand crypt
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streaming dirt rally 2.0 in vc teehee

median owl
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That instantly let's me know what kind of people use the launcher

stark herald
raw panther
stark herald
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:3

jaunty trellis
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@raw panther nerd

raw panther
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@jaunty trellis nerd

stark herald
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@raw panther cute

raw panther
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:3c

open pasture
slow crag
robust relic
open pasture
slow crag
robust relic
raw panther
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(prey 2017 reference)

robust relic
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Some nuances below:

  1. Many of the words that end in -ck are actually loans, since words natively ending in -cce became -tch endings. Most native instances of -cce -> -ck come from vowels that only later shifted to i/e (e.g. sticca -> *sticce > stic...
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jaunty trellis
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gang :3

green kernel
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Ong I'm losing my mind SKULL_SKELETON

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280mg of caffeine wasn't enough fr

jaunty trellis
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concern

green kernel
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Don't worry, I'm actually okay

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Just dying inside sadcat πŸ‘

jaunty trellis
last siren
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@deep token sorry for not responding to ur message before

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I’m not doing good mentally

green kernel
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please always stay safe sadcat

last siren
deep token
crude fern
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@glass shell are you ok?

crude fern
pine zephyr
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such fun game

viral cape
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webbed fishing

median owl
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resolution: 240x384

stray siren
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To my surprise that game is x64 required

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Otherwise I'd bet it runs on a Pentium 4 with that basic of pixel setup

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Hmm i do have an x64 Pentium 4...

stiff urchin
open pasture
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especially minecraft

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especially

green kernel
median owl
stiff urchin
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is that not what the description suggests?

median owl
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ah you can play offline accs

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yeah no didnt read that

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just skimmed thru the readme and missed that

stiff urchin
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silly

keen kernel
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I got this for $1.25

open pasture
median owl
stiff urchin
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i sent it like, 15 or 20 minutes ago

keen kernel
stiff urchin
crude fern
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Brazilian hatsune miku

green kernel
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am i gonna get timed out for talking about my academic life by chance

crude fern
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idk

slow urchin
green kernel
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TheP For Pain

crude fern
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i cured my depression

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just don't belive in it

green kernel
slow urchin
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@burnt maple bedrotting is a severe depression state where you literally cannot get the motivation to get out of bed, to the point of it affecting your overall hygiene, like brushing your teeth or showering, being overall unproductive, and sometimes includes relapsing previous addictions and such, usually involves seeking dopamine through virtual things like media or calls

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And no depression isn't just "I'm sad a lot"

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:p

raw panther
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big sad

slow urchin
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Real

crude fern
slow urchin
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Why am I a brokie

crude fern
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see

slow urchin
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I'll just get a house

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And money

crude fern
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if you dont belive in it

slow urchin
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And a Bugatti

crude fern
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it cant hurt you

crude fern
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see these things arent real

raw panther
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plan: no plan

slow urchin
crude fern
crude fern
desert sundial
# crude fern

I most likely just have ADD and I have generalized anxiety

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:p

slow urchin
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Oh yeah totally ur right

raw panther
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neurodivergence is the new neurotypical

slow urchin
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Real

crude fern
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guh

slow urchin
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Nvhhr is the new antivax

raw panther
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what

desert sundial
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oh

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that's a person

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whoops

raw panther
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lol

slow urchin
jaunty trellis
open pasture
slow urchin
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@open pasture is this u

crude fern
open pasture
crude fern
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lc.g recurrent depressive disorder

night blazeBOT
slow urchin
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@open pasture dis u then

jaunty trellis
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bruh since my ssid changed with my name and gender now half of my diagnoses just don't show up in kela

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so good

desert sundial
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I fucking hate having a cold

raw panther
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ssid wires

crude fern
open pasture
crude fern
slow urchin
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You reset your skill points with the new character dummy @jaunty trellis

crude fern
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goofy system

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especially because i have two different providers

slow urchin
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@crude fern i forget if u live in the US

nova terrace
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What's a "shiggie"?

desert sundial
slow urchin
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It's shiggy

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Get it right

jaunty trellis
# raw panther ssid <:wires:1262562427422244874>

vittu mÀ vihaan kelan paskaa ku mun piti ite kÀydÀ ettii ADHD diagnoosi omakelasta et lukion lÀÀkÀri voi antaa uuden reseptin eikÀ ite kuulemma lâytÀny sitÀ sieltÀ mut ku kÀvin toisel lÀÀkÀril nii nÀki sen ihan fine mut ei mitÀÀn muita diagnooseija

desert sundial
jaunty trellis
nova terrace
green kernel
nova terrace
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Ahh that lil girl who swings her ass of right?
thats a shiggy?

slow urchin
jaunty trellis
slow urchin
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😭

desert sundial
green kernel
crude fern
open pasture
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stella

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pl help me

slow urchin
open pasture
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my brain no workie

nova terrace
crude fern
slow urchin
crude fern
slow urchin
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Which is why short form content is really bad for you in the long run

green kernel
crude fern
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like

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a floating spirit

open pasture
slow urchin
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It's scary af

green kernel
keen kernel
green kernel
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because your so used to that intake of dopamine

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could be anything specific

stray siren
slow urchin
crude fern
stray siren
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Sure is wrong one

green kernel
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I swear im not challenging you please dont get nagry at me sadcat

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just curious

slow urchin
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When you short a circuit or over power it, it burns up and stops working properly

green kernel
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has something to do with the reward system right?

mystic salmon
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My school doesn't let me delete accidental messages and I hate it

green kernel
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you can unsend messages

mystic salmon
green kernel
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oh

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then yeah idk

viral cape
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enterprise policies are (generally) end user hostile

mystic salmon
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If there's a way to delete messages it's been disabled cause I see nothing

green kernel
open pasture
viral cape
desert sundial
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About fucking time my internet speed stabilized

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it's at 300/30 now instead of the 90/30 it was at

slow urchin
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Reducing your router to 3bytes per second

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U and D

broken orchid
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yk how to increase the frame rate on the streaming

slow urchin
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Ohhh ur that weird transphobic child

digital kettle
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isn't he a trump supporter

slow urchin
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I wouldn't know

digital kettle
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wait wrong chat

green kernel
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Im suffering, the pain,, AAAAAAAA

slow urchin
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Oh Lol

green kernel
slow urchin
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There should be a role for like,,, reporters or something that can ping for mods to kill someone Lol

slow urchin
mortal rose
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mods, lobotomize this user

rough domeBOT
green kernel
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mods, lobotomize me please

stray siren
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Aw man it stopped working

green kernel
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Waltuh, waltuh, you can do that waltuh

mortal rose
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mods lobotomize me please 😊

pine zephyr
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this chess game

green kernel
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isnt that checkers

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how

pine zephyr
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no

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chess

green kernel
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I think im cooked

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Im seeing circles right now

pine zephyr
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i just decided to make all the piece circles

mortal rose
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youre playing chess but im playing chessckers

rough domeBOT
mortal rose
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nixos

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guix

green kernel
mortal rose
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nixos just works

mystic salmon
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mods, lobotomize this user @elonmusk vencord.app nixos just works

rough domeBOT
mystic salmon
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Ok there's a limit

mortal rose
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vencord.devlipment

mystic salmon
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btw does like anyone use nixos with Lix

mortal rose
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what lix

viral cape
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i'm not that terminally online

mortal rose
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lix deez nuts

mystic salmon
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Lix is an independent variant of the Nix package manager, developed by a team of open-source volunteers, and maintained by and for a passionate community of users.

soft wadi
mortal rose
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hate nix

mystic salmon
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I love waiting 20m for the bus to arrive in 0C

green kernel
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how does one get regular(lipstick) role

mystic salmon
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Oh cool mass downloading ability

mortal rose
rare trout
jaunty trellis
rare trout
green kernel
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wait im a regular now?

rare trout
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No

green kernel
rare trout
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@crude fern thy end is now

rare trout
rare trout
green kernel
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gn, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite

rare trout
main wyvern
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nix os

crude fern
mystic salmon
rough crater
lavish schooner
lavish schooner
lavish schooner
dusky forge
lavish schooner
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for some reason it makes me think of visual basic

lavish schooner
grizzled reef
lavish schooner
dusky forge
grizzled reef
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oh its here as well

dusky forge
crude fern
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they make the guidelines for transgender medical care

grizzled reef
dusky forge
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Stupid immigration process, they never gave me papers proving I was naturalized

rough crater
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cant it just

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move

crude fern
lavish schooner
dusky forge
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Im trying to enlist in the army and I can’t since I can’t prove im a citizen

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Despite having a social security card

mystic salmon
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This mf parked in the most goofy way possible

They drove full speed from the road to the parking space, slammed the brakes and somehow ended up properly parked

dusky forge
lavish schooner
crude fern
lavish schooner
crude fern
dusky forge
grizzled reef
crude fern
dusky forge
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You need to be a citizen to get a social security card

lavish schooner
crude fern
lavish schooner
mystic salmon
dusky forge
crude fern
mystic salmon
lavish schooner
dusky forge
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But I have a visa saying I was made a citizen as soon as I landed in the US

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And a Vietnamese passport

lavish schooner
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Shouldn't that passport be canceled/revoked

dusky forge
lavish schooner
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ah

dusky forge
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It’s just proof of my name being changed at this point

green kernel
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BRO PLZZZZZ, is there someone that knows accounting,(tbh I know a general idea of what im being tested on, I might be okay but Im still scared) I WANT TO REVIEW PLEASSSEEE

humble trench
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poll_question_text

do you play fortnite?

victor_answer_votes

3

total_votes

4

victor_answer_id

4

victor_answer_text

no, it sucks as hell i would literally kill someone

keen junco
night cape
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accounting Anya_Ded

rare trout
keen junco
paper gate
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@void ivy happy birthday

void ivy
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thank u

harsh minnow
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HAPPY BIRTH

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im happy you were born today many moons ago

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world without a lewistehminerz would be very grim

obsidian shoal
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that’s wholesome asf

lapis lava
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@void ivy happy birthday blobcatcozy

mortal rose
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channel name should ve off topic shiggers onlu

harsh minnow
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it was that initially but we changed it

slow urchin
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@void ivy happy exiting of womb anniversary!!!!!! shigged

slow urchin
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Surprisingly easy

main wyvern
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@void ivy happy spawning anniversary

green kernel
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@void ivy , happy existence anniversery

night cape
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@void ivy

void ivy
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thank u everyone <3

harsh minnow
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i remember ur old name and pfp well for some reason

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in dbots back then :p

void ivy
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heh

night cape
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my internet no workie for images anymore

edgy ermine
hybrid talon
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@shadow owl

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it works

edgy ermine
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github is pushing updates again...

slow urchin
edgy ermine
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LOL they pushed a build and reverted it within a minute

green kernel
slow urchin
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Some people don't have any other choice

turbid parcel
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Clyde

slow urchin
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No

mystic salmon
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General tso universe

hollow surge
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me when i leave my house at 7 am and get home at almost 6pm

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end me

lapis lava
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quit begging

slow urchin
main wyvern
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Anyone have nuclear bombs free month

slow urchin
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Yeah

mystic salmon
slow urchin
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I wonder if there's a character limit

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Apparently the hardest word to get is "crossing"

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Makes sense

mystic salmon
rancid notch
chrome loom
slow urchin
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Someone made Christmas pegasusdragonsnakecat

slow urchin
chrome loom
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L

mystic salmon
chrome loom
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Erm, there are a lot of males in this chat, and I just feel like….whats the point? I came on to discord to chat with females. What’s with all the guys here? I am not interested in competition. Please. I’m begging you, if there are any females out there, please, please, please message me.

slow urchin
bitter valley
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whats this whitename cookin

chrome loom
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Lol

slow urchin
slow urchin
chrome loom
open pasture
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i was standing near this alleyway and some random woman just walked past me drunk and went into it and took a piss

slow urchin
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😭

chrome loom
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Yeah I'm getting your port

slow urchin
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That's not a thing 😭

chrome loom
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Yuh uh

rancid notch
jaunty trellis
rancid notch
lapis lava
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vban @chrome loom annoying kid/troll

neon ferryBOT
slow urchin
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Can you do that to @broken orchid

lapis lava
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who th is that

cosmic otter
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vban @lapis lava annoying kid/troll

neon ferryBOT
lapis lava
slow urchin
lapis lava
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wing will explode in 82.61 seconds

slow urchin
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Ask @open pasture I wouldn't have any

rancid notch
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thats what I say

slow urchin
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Real

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Like dude "TRANS WOMEN ARENT WOMEN" uh... They're.. trans women? You literally just said it, calling a trans woman just a woman is easier and respectful 😭

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It's not that difficult man

fallow drum
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vban @cosmic otter annoying kid/troll

neon ferryBOT
slow urchin
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everyone shuttup martin1246 is cooking

opal trellis
slow urchin
rancid notch
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they always claim first that biology dictates gender and theres only 2
but there's a lot of biological variance
so biology can't be the only thing that determines gender
they then end up retreating to there being some metaphysical reality that dictates gender
its a common Motte-and-bailey fallacy

slow urchin
green kernel
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or look at nothing at all because we are overwhelemed

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or other things

slow urchin
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There are 7 unique discovered sexes, each with their own chromosomal combination

lapis lava
neon ferryBOT
slow urchin
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Lol

green kernel
lapis lava
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hi

main wyvern
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ban all nix os users

lapis lava
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soon

rancid notch
opal trellis
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HE IS TOO POWERFUL

rancid notch
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which of course we have gone pass that

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to the 4 gender system

dusky forge
main wyvern
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did my internet die

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ok no tenor is judt a bitch

slow crag
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tasty

main wyvern
rancid notch
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gender jelly

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I identify as a green gelatin mass

rancid notch
slow crag
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green

rancid notch
green kernel
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alright yall, 25 minutes and Im gonna take my exam

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please wish me luck

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please I need it 😭

slow crag
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good luck

green kernel
outer radish
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hai guys!!!!!! :3!!!!

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:3

static valley
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it’s warm outside

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wow

azure abyss
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Hello

strange mist
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Hi

bold adder
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guh it rained yesterday but i stayed inside all day

fresh ledge
paper gate
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@keen junco do you know why you exist

keen junco
fallow drum
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@paper gate

paper gate
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@fallow drum

robust relic
bold adder
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guh this guy is stalling the bus driver

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let us gooooo

mystic salmon
open pasture
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what u askin?

edgy ermine
# mystic salmon

same energy as that brand called "organic" that sells non-organic food

willow heath
rare trout
minor crater
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whats the vencord plugins path?

rare trout
wooden socket
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Car putting me in debt

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It gets like 42 mpg

rancid notch
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cli>gui

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fr fr

willow heath
glass shell
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hi all

carmine pike
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is there anyway i can pay someone to make me a plugin

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like is that even allowed?

magic root
bold adder
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mockos, finder, kmscode

crude fern
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most trans ppl dont tbh

bold adder
near wharf
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trans women are so pretty

boreal torrent
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TRANS HEROBRINE

grand crypt
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There is a massive fucking queue

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Massive only because of how slow the post office is

carmine pike
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PAYING SUM1 TO MAKE ME A PLUGIN DM FOR MORE INFO

grand crypt
carmine pike
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is that not allowed

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i just need a plugin so ill pay for it

carmine pike
unborn halo
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Beats me, but when some people do it, the other person actually gets banned.

bold adder
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you can ask for tips tho

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like how to code your plugin

fallow pawn
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true you would also save some money

carmine pike
rare trout
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...children

bold adder
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eat wing

fresh ledge
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Chicken wing

keen junco
paper gate
dusky pulsar
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hear me out rasist frog

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in a room of black frogs

open pasture
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@vestal nexus Modest wants you back today! You, yes you! The chosen one! Join back today for a bonus chance to win 5 dollars, we offer no refunds and all of your decisions are done upon a signed contract that says we are not at risk of being sued for potential arguments or collateral damages to the fucking server! :D Also stfu qaisalqaisi i'm talking here

bold adder
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what

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1d timeout for triggering []

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wonder what he said

astral rampart
bold adder
astral rampart
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I don't know him

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He dont know me

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we're not even related

bold adder
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me neither

astral rampart
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(dont look that up)

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yeah just wanted to clear the air

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also fuck reu πŸ™

slow crag
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whitenames man

soft storm
neon ferryBOT
bold adder
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Modest wants you back today! You, yes you! The chosen one! Join back today for a bonus chance to win 5 dollars, we offer no refunds and all of your decisions are done upon a signed contract that says we are not at risk of being sued for potential arguments or collateral damages to the f*cking server! :D Also stfu qaisalqaisi i'm talking here

fallow pawn
astral rampart
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dang

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bro got banned

slow crag
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they do be dancing

astral rampart
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truly a packwatch moment

fallow pawn
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please dont bring other server drama here

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trust me we dont care

astral rampart
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just a heads up yb_shrug

bold adder
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fres did horrible things in the other server

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ban fres

astral rampart
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anyways im out

bold adder
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(i dont hate fres)

mystic salmon
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Apparently CSS has a built in way to centre divs now

slow crag
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incredible

grand crypt
keen junco
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His exaggerated laugh to bait trump into asking what he’s laughing at… unsubtle, icky

【QRT of Sawyer Merritt (@SawyerMerritt):】

'Elon sitting next to Trump tonight, scrolling 𝕏 and cracking up at memes πŸ˜‚'

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keen junco
grand crypt
keen junco
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Unfortunate

bold adder
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honkai star rail not on best mobile game is crazy πŸ’€

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mfing zzz got on there

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anyway

soft storm
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for that

bold adder
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idk

glass shell
bold adder
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nothing its just new

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and it beat genshin and hsr πŸ’€

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and brawl stars

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oh wuwas on there too yeaaa baby

glass shell
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i'd rather play 10 million years of zzz than 2 seconds of brawlstars

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ive seen brawlstars gameplay it's so fucking slow

bold adder
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yea i quit that game

odd wave
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like only spanish people play brawl stars

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never seen an english brawl stars player

unborn magnet
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Zzz is the best of them by far

fresh ledge
glass shell
unborn magnet
glass shell
#

BANAP

odd wave
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baana

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banana

bold adder
#

an island full of bananas

tropic wasp
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where is the minecraft

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how do i stop playing minecraft

viral cape
unique wyvern
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yap yap yap

viral cape
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its probably vscode or something idk

tropic wasp
#

yeah that was it

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i just had java runtime running on my pc and discord thought it was minecraft

bold adder
#

...fish

stark herald
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@tropic wasp @tropic wasp @tropic wasp

tropic wasp
#

vcotd

neon ferryBOT
green kernel
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So 85

exotic lance
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Hello guys+

paper gate
#

hello

green kernel
#

Bank rec and ajugested entry I bombed sadcat

exotic lance
#

Does somebody know the best ROG (or asus) router combination for less than 600€? (2 routers)

green kernel
exotic lance
slow crag
#

whats with the silly "gaming" routers

exotic lance
#

i mean like a good router that handles the pc (gaming router) (lan) and a router with good wireless

viral cape
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thats all

exotic lance
viral cape
exotic lance
#

also for the gaming routers QOS

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but the best things are on the ROG routers

viral cape
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lol

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you bought into the marketing BS

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very hard

exotic lance
#

nono

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i have one

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i can really tell

viral cape
#

yes that means you are having a good experience

exotic lance
viral cape
#

dont limit yourself to the stock software

exotic lance
#

i bought my actual rog router when i had 300mbps

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now i have 1gbps

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so i wanna upgrade

viral cape
#

yes i think the problem is you just had horrible wifi

exotic lance
viral cape
exotic lance
# viral cape why though

i mean that my network contract with vodafone (my network) was 300mbps of speed when i bought this router

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now i have a 1gbps contract

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so i need better router to better speed

viral cape
#

generally that isnt true unless your router is a piece of shit

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you are still at 1gbit

exotic lance
#

sorryh

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not 1

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5

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lol

viral cape
#

OH

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okay

exotic lance
#

that was my old one

viral cape
#

in that case

#

you totally need to upgrade

exotic lance
#

lol i had 1 gbit 1 month ago

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but now i have 5gbit

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for just 5€/month

viral cape
#

how in the fuck

exotic lance
#

more

viral cape
#

where do you live

slow urchin
#

How the fuck

exotic lance
#

5€ more than before

slow urchin
#

Where are you 😭

exotic lance
#

well, its 10 gbit but it says that in the most ideal conditions

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(not gonna happen)

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so 5/6 gbit

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or 7

slow urchin
#

WHAT

viral cape
#

okay so basically

#

you will need a very high end router

slow urchin
#

How in the holy hell fuck is that so cheap

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😭

viral cape
#

and consumer grade stuff is rather... stupid at doing this

exotic lance
#

not industrial thingys

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i want easy things

slow urchin
#

Just 1gigabit light cable (I'm blanking out on what it's called) is like hella expensive

#

Wtf

slow urchin
exotic lance
exotic lance
viral cape
slow urchin
exotic lance
#

just let me use please

slow urchin
#

Consumer grade just means worse for cheap essentially

exotic lance
slow urchin
#

You want better

exotic lance
#

i want easy things

slow urchin
#

Paying for 10 GB so why not use 10 GB

viral cape
#

if you want to be cheap just hook your WAN up to your computer

slow urchin
exotic lance
exotic lance
slow crag
#

does not know what they are doing
steers away from suggestions telling them this is what they actually want

#

classic

exotic lance
#

(dont worry it is cat 8)

viral cape
viral cape
#

disclaimer: you can spend lots of money on a cable and it wont magically make the NIC on the other side go faster

viral cape
#

network interface card
(well, generally just built-in these days)

exotic lance
#

network interface card

exotic lance
#

just say netword card

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anyways dont worry i have a 10gb lan port on my pc

viral cape
#

i just feel like a lot of consumer grade routers are designed for big families

viral cape
exotic lance
#

i mean

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i was hoping to get this:

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shit i cant send pictures

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forgot it

viral cape
#

just send a link to the site

slow urchin
#

Send link

slow urchin
#

I'll paste

exotic lance
#

this or

slow urchin
#

2.5g

exotic lance
#

that or the 16000

slow urchin
#

That's actually probably fine

exotic lance
slow crag
slow urchin
#

I was talking about the gaming port

exotic lance
#

thanks

exotic lance
slow urchin
exotic lance
#

or this

slow urchin
#

What could you possibly need this much Wi-Fi for 😭

viral cape
# slow urchin What

This thing is quite literally no better than keeping current router unless you have a load of WiFi clients

exotic lance
#

but i am probably gonna choose the gt-axe16000 because

slow urchin
#

What's wrong with it?

fallow drum
viral cape
#

lol

slow urchin
#

That's what I saw I just didn't know what it meant

exotic lance
slow urchin
#

Shitbox 9000

exotic lance
#

before having 10gbits

paper gate
#

@fallow drum still has dial up

exotic lance
#

whats that?

paper gate
#

oh my

exotic lance
viral cape
slow urchin
#

@fallow drum communicates files using two cups and a string

exotic lance
#

im not english

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sorry

fallow drum
# exotic lance yeah uhh i used all the previus 2gbits i had

do you have over 1gb wifi? and what file transfers are you making locally that would take advantage of those speeds? unless there is a lot coming from your network to your device then you would not make use of it like you may use up the ports but it is very unlikely you would use the router to its fullest extent

viral cape
#

tbh

#

10gbit internet is a rare nice to have but 99% of the time you will not actively be using it

slow urchin
exotic lance
#

not 5

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25€ a month

viral cape
# slow urchin Shitbox 9000

If you have a load of devices connecting to WAN, it's alright
If you need to use a local NAS for example, why bother upgrading

fallow drum
#

i think you should run a speed test

slow urchin
fallow drum
#

there is no 10gb residential wifi aside from very no name providers at huge costs

viral cape
slow urchin
#

More people just have a router and modem to have free Wi-Fi forever

#

Smh

exotic lance
#

in spain there is

fallow drum
#

sorry to say but you're getting scammed hardcore there

slow urchin
fallow drum
#

have you like ensured it works is the question though

viral cape
exotic lance
#

ensuring that the less it would come to your house is 5gbps

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and the most is less than 9gbps

viral cape
slow urchin
#

@exotic lance pro-digi can literally only be found on Facebook when I look it up

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And it's a fraud alert thing bc people were impersonating them

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Lol

grand crypt
#

eee

paper gate
#

@fallow drum yapp

exotic lance
#

search it up ma boa

fallow drum
#

oh i see it is real you are correct

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after reading it just sometimes goes down and has a nonexistent help desk apparently

slow urchin
fallow drum
#

but it works when it is up

exotic lance
slow urchin
#

Oh shit

fallow drum
#

still pretty fire though

slow urchin
#

Nvm i stand corrected

#

Ur good

fallow drum
#

in the US it likely would not pass regulations

exotic lance
#

like a lot of cities here have fiber

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and 10gbps

fallow drum
#

US is too big to have a ton of fiber everywhere but it exists at a pretty cheap price here in most places as well

exotic lance
#

my parent house in a 40000 people city does have

viral cape
#

i wish this kind of service existed where i live

exotic lance
#

and for 10€ extra you can tell the people to install the 10gbps fiber

slow urchin
slow urchin
#

WHAT THE FUCK

#

😭

exotic lance
slow urchin
fallow drum
#

i was just saying that it going down as often as people says it goes down (albeit in early morning, late night) would likely not fly in the US especially with it have supposedly no customer service

slow urchin
#

That's an insanely low price for installation

exotic lance
#

but 25+10=35€ for one month

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and 25 the following

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for just the fiber

slow urchin
#

That's actually insane

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Lowass prices

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:(

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US could never

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Too much capitalism

viral cape
#

even their mobile plans are good

slow urchin
#

Buying a Spanish mobile plan in the US fr

#

The first trick was eating a cheeseburber

fallow drum
#

your router would still likely be too much (for the price at least). for that price, if you want absolute max performance, you would be best with a router (no wifi), a switch (multiple 10gb ports), and a wireless access point. you can get all of these for around $500 or so altogether and it would perform way better. if you have the technical know-how and if you don't, you can likely find a brand that will be much easier installation at a slightly higher price

#

a router can only do so much even at that price point and these all in one routers are somewhat of a scam

slow urchin
#

Make your own Wi-Fi using a YouTube tutorial three twigs some iron dust and a toilet bowl

crude fern
crude fern
exotic lance
#

ok

fallow drum
#

if you do not have the technical know how though i don;t think it would be worth it

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like unless you have a good understanding of networking and all

#

that router would likely suffice and run very very well too

slow urchin
#

Blorf

fallow drum
#

but of course it is a three in one and having all three separate instead is always a great option

crude fern
fallow drum
#

could be a little more pricey and harder to install though if you don't understand the stuff

#

my dream is to get all three 😭

viral cape
winter needle
#

10gbps switch with sfp ports for fiber intake + custom opnsense router with 2x 10gbps ports (most likely through a dedicated NIC)
then you'd want some wifi APs

fallow drum
#

i hate my router

viral cape
crude fern
fallow drum
#

my dream lol

crude fern
fallow drum
#

you mean opnsense router though right

#

not switch

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unless they sell switches idk

winter needle
#

yeap

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i did an oopsie

fresh ledge
fallow drum
#

it is a super fun project though and it is super worth it having full control over your network

#

and not being at the mercy of a big company lol

exotic lance
fallow drum
#

oh yeah absolutely

#

would be fire

exotic lance
#

But with my current one

#

Not a home, its a flat

fallow drum
#

i will get a similar setup when i move

viral cape
#

there is this thing called a homelab

exotic lance
#

Doing wire things its imposible

viral cape
#

it is a huge rabbit hole

exotic lance
#

DIY things

#

lol

#

@shadow owl who are you

viral cape
#

dead since last year blobcatcozy

fallow pawn
exotic lance
#

idk what its like

viral cape
#

it was not used for nice things

#

and i think discord killed it because it was very expensive to run

empty tulip
exotic lance
#

when was

#

500mb upload

#

on discord nitro...

#

thats new+

#

still, fuck discord nitro am not gonna pay 10€ a month to properly use a messages app

viral cape
#

i am procrastinating about building my own file sharing service

exotic lance
#

i can infinitelly upload anything there

#

lol

crude fern
winter needle
#

i want to segment my network
iot, trusted, wifi all separate
but i'd need switches that can add tags

glass shell
#

hi all

winter needle
#

vlans

exotic lance
#

"wifi all separate"

winter needle
#

put everything into its own vlan

static valley
#

the news reporter struggling to keep a straight face as they write about how some guy released government files on thug shaker central

untold copper
static valley
#

no it’s fine

#

wait

#

.tr?????

fallow drum
exotic lance
#

"ransom"

fallow drum
#

@winter needlei will do it for you blobcatcozy

exotic lance
#

ransomware

fallow drum
#

this is what i have been training for....

static valley
#

it’s a tomeraider file

fallow drum
#

I have vlan down so good lol