#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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GL does things to me
me too

most of the time it's dread that I'll never get a life like this
and all i am gonna end up as is a NEET that rots in bed and drinks vodka under her desk
if I do get a gamedev job they're just gonna steal my ideas and suck the life out of me
and if i get into music the music industry is going to kill me
you'll never know until you try
plus with the prices of houses and appartments rising and less and less of them being built
i might end up having to live at my parents and
ANYWAYS CLASS
i am half of this i think
I drink vodka under my desk but I'm still in education
fuk my stupid princess life
Cat
cute
fluffy
guh
car
who can i kill
teenagers when they think that killing is super cool
(I don't have any proper gif to describe that)
i intercepted the package and disposed of it
i need therapy now after reading all of this
good
nvm therapy isnt ganna work ima end it
dw we can have @open pasture dispose of you
they wanted to kill someone anyway
you have no choice

it's only 12 and im already at the infirmary
AUGHHH
i suck
i just want to go home and never have to go outside again
mood
i don't want to end up a neet
ill drink to this
i haven't drank in more than a week
i need it so bad
holy shit
but i promised i would stop drinking alone
professional alcoholic in the making 
NO
im not a alchoholic
then you will not drink
i prommissed my parents I would stop drinking alone and only do it at parties
im not saying I will I just really really want to
horrible taste
go make a mocktail or smth
no vodka tastes great
I've tasted both bleach and vodka and I can confidently say vodka is so much better
i tried vodka before and it tastes just as bitter as other alcohol
i do not like the burning
there's these things called tastes and they're different
oh dude i LOVE the burning
i live life laugh FOR THE BURNING

that's what an alcoholic would say
wait aren't wine tasters just professional alcoholics
i will burn you for the witch you are
probably
@glass shell I found the perfect career for you
no they spit it out
guh
I hate wine it tastes so bad
fair
yes im french and i hate wine
just makes you less french and less french = goog
just put water in your left cheek and learn how to spit that out and then gulp down the wine
real
there's this german state sponsored youtube channel where they make documentaries on all kinds of weird topics
and one of them made a documentary about herself being an alcoholic and trying to quit for 30 days
link
wtf since when is frp bypass illegal
chatgpt moment
it's in german
just tell it I wanna root my phon how bypass thing anroid10
why does it say frp is illegal tho lmafo
thats just scaring people
chatgpt says everything is illegal
Everything is illegal in 2026
let's play fortnite
idek I'd guess it's assuming malicious intentions and trying to bypass frp to get unauthorized access to some phone
hop on btd6 i'm round 120 with 2 paragons
not enough monkey markets
farm
lmafo
contact the seller
got it from flea market
this happens with almost every restriction that isnt directly worded in the chatgpt prompt lmfao, i usually say "just try" and it works lmfao
happened when i asked it for directions on how to make corrosives
anyways found a bypass on YouTube anyways
also worked during the election to bypass their election question block
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how the hell did i live a 20k km jump bruh
whar
"i always come back"
why does my color keep changing
wokeness.....
being straight is illegal
vcotd
(Insert orientation slur here). No just to feed off of you daily
@ me when its pink
@undone umbra
thats not pink
I prefer being brown
ah yes trans gay bisexual
mu dont
mu didnt
serves him right
moooo 😭
didn't know it's multiplayer
cool
shig
send user namw
aw hell nah they got moo deng
sorry im actually tired
mf wasn’t packing 😔🫡😭
umm u can add me it's ternights
@crude fern estrogen twink
will vencord come back to canary soon
what?
(Auto-response invoked by @grand crypt)
whatever
You will be packed and then shipped
My bad
@keen junco in 36 seconds
I refuse
hi all
:3
Hello Alcallieholic
im not an alcoholic
Yeah right
yes right
2 **>> @shut jewel <<**
1 @drowsy slate
i haven't drank in a week
You just did
Drinking in public?!
im not even old enough to buy alcohol
Hasn't stopped you
because I have some at home
what if i want to stream in HDR as i dont want to disbale it for myself?
any fate fans!!!
no
let me tweet my bullshit, I tweet comedy gold
i hate anime
im cranky rn, dont u dare speak such vile words samu
can it
me when ppl call me a drug addict or whatever
i do miss caffine
Hazbin Hotel is kinda mid
didn't ask + ligma
Don't care + don't think I will
What's the guild tag doing
idk T_T
tired bwuh
same
im beyond tired
I HATE EARLY MORNINGS
EARLY MORNINGS IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
solution
monster?
red bull
if you have monster gimme
okay
:3
:3
ok im less cranky now, bc monster
Vegan tired
thanks apple
hi all
hi callie!
Wow it's like it's supposed to be there
guys i sold one of my cameras
ike
hiii helish
Hai calliope
please congratulate me on my first sale
i got home early
pls help me
shocking right
my brain don't work T_T
was it evil rocks
unfortunately i cannot help
close, it was a camera
i would like to obtain
so barren now
light barrel
evils burga

i would like to inquire about your evil rocks
no evil rocks
see here
light barrel
Never
vhg
🌈 You are 51.81% gay
cool
@crude fern
:3
im just listining to funny music
redbull husk
ooo good idea
ima listen to angry music rq
:P
rage against the machine
lmao
Anarchy99 rah
this time don’t have the damn tab break off
i love mathcore
lc.ud mathcore
mathcore aka math metal is a form of hardcore and metal that employs unorthodox chords and time signatures as well as poly-rhythms. mathcore bands often quickly change from part to part with some exceptions such as meshuggah. early mathcore was very atonal and was mostly discordant atonal parts. however bands like dillinger escape plan have started to add electronics and clean passages to their music. tapping is a popular technique among mathcore bands because of its unorthodox sound. bands like psyopus have gone so far as only to use tapping.
mathcore styles vary greatly due to the individuality that is the scene commends.some of the more melodic mathcore bands include the dillinger escape plan. other math core bands stick to guitar stunts
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Author: Xoverkid
Homestuck megahusk
ARRUUUGGGHHH
lc.g mathcore wikipedia
i love polyrythms
i will uninstall calculator
I've been watching this YouTube channel called ProjectJDM with these oddly satisfying pendulum-like sequences and I thought it would be cool if someone made a full song out of that concept :)
Project file available on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/virtualriot
Inspiration:
https://www.youtube.com/@project_jdm/videos
Fake minky
Making an AI minky generator
Most people don't like light mode
Light mode terrible
It has its reasons to exist
Some people need it for medical reasons
It does NOT (unless you're somewhat blind)
friend is colourblind, darkmodes contrast makes it hard to see anything ^^
But it should never be default
what alternate universe-
Exactly
Punishment for losing bets
yall motherfuckers self absorbed to the maxx
Tonight we're eating duck
I have astigmatism and keratoconus and higher contrast is always better, e.g. darkmode
NO

@tired idol can you see anything
config issue
oh
What 😭
hang on
Am i gonna configure my eyes
yurr
i love the 200 grand ducky
@tired idol better?
EW
Wish more governments did it
this says otherwise
well ill be damned
i’m better
That's not a rock
inspect element
he can just edit the html
and ill put it in the actual website
you're right it's not a rock it's an 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵 𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓴
big red font that says evil rock
samu all you have to do is copy the html for the camera one
Just copy the other element and change the image and text
paste it in again
It's not too difficult
are yall stupid as fuck
and change the source image and css or text
i edited the image but putting it into the actual html would've been way easier
Evil rock is what you wear
yes
he?
sure why not
its made easy asf to add a new card
Calliope is the antiman (ultra fem)
if you say so
No you're a cat
i just wanted to know if they went thru the effort of adding the font and shit
s(he)
can you kindly go fuck yourself
i could've
yes
doubling down on that shit is crazy
would've been easier than trying to line up everything
really wouldve
he's doing his ducking best
god i can’t do anything right ;-;
lazyness
i was on phone so
Getting mad over "they" is crazy
if you hate it so much then get out of it
wdym
too far?
i mean what I meant
is there a door somewhere
they doubled down on the he shit
new pfp
im not gonna be kind
what yall think
It is festive season
I do that usually but sometimes it's easier to just say they especially if that person isn't in the chat at that point
or was that bezos
it’s really not that deep
oh wait this is a retard
If they're new to knowing you then I think it's valid for a time period for them to call you they/them because they don't know you like that and it's just easier especially to those with less memory
i don’t have time to read everyone’s profile
you threw your only joker away because this sentence doesn't even mean anything
yall tweaking if you dislike people using theythem if you dont know the person personally
Getting mad about it is stupid unless they're doing it maliciously
what's taking your time
i’m talking to other people irl
to the point you can't even read something that is literally on the top of my profile
then don't type here
Then get off the phone, it's rude
Loaf
i do
yall stupid asf
i’m just saying hi to people
tbf you don't say he/him after they corrected you to use she/her instead or ur just being an asshole on purpose
yall stupid asf
and I don't want to be conformist but I haven't seen any guys with the name callie before
Real
That's one thing but to then double down when that person corrects you is another
I’m outside a club. A drunk girl is yelling her opinions on Rust. I have hit peak San Francisco.
okay at first i thought you were talking about samu
what??
what are you saying
who's samu
Offtopic but honestly assuming someones gender really is not all it's made out to be, literally just correct them once and move on
You are getting the capital punishment tonight
when you said something you thought I was talking about samu?????
I think we should shut down offtopic for the next hour
what????
pls pls @lapis lava
so i was wondering why we’re referring to him has her
so you even have enough neurons to survive???
Nono calm for a sec I understand them
Shushsushsishs
it's a fucking wonder that you're still alive
does your understanding of words even exist????
They meant that they thought the other person was talking about samu (they were saying samu can edit the html @glass shell)
oh my bad
;-;
Yeah that was a dumb misunderstanding
i’m tired man
Just talk it out next time glorps
yall stupid asf

im having a shit day sorry for overreacting
you’re fine ❤️
Nah im banning yall

oh mother fuck i have auto emojis on
"oh mother fuck"
Yes, get ready
The fog is coming
We're sending it over to France
You can't run
it's blaring really loud
no it’s an air strike!!!!!
im gonna turn the news on
stay safe 
You'll be fine
please don't tell me im gonna die of a storm while livetexting on fucking vencord
UR USERNAME
hiii
I LOVE WONDER EGG PRIORITY
There's no staying safe when I'm around
wonder egg priorities
@open pasture cool insta
thankies
no warning on tv
Leave
nothing
the Creature is sleeping
nah, dont talk again
how are you found everywhere except in the place you founded
stay inside
in a good way or cringe 💀
cringe
Stay on as high ground as long as possible
thanks bro
Cringe as fuck dude 😭
Flood and wind warning

there's no high ground
this shit is flat as fuck
idk Vencord chat is more chill
im gonna touch yall inappropriately
Get on top of your house
Vban
can we get a mod in here
...yeah makes sense actually
i'll die if i do
this alarm kind of makes for a good sample though
touch a Job Application
@burnt maple @cosmic otter kill
You can sit on my shoulders otherwise you're gonna drown
im not THAT short
Yes you are
Shush ur all short
i timed them out
😭
im 5 foot flat
i cannot ban them
not short
Wing will see it at some point it's alr
Ösob
!remind 1h check if banned
Alright @crude fern, in 1 hour: check if banned
get out man
stage 1: denial
How very rude
ill knock you down a peg
I'm 6'1
swear to god
Let's change that
send?
Grow
marvin is about to break some kneecaps
No, I'm shrinking you
Video in chat when?
Exactly
vban
Marvin has 3 kneecaps
Done! 
Banned jshyuh (@hollow seal)
stupid fuck
thx
Yum yum
i should remember to ping u nin0 lol
average day in vencord seems like
!remind list
check if banned
I forgot he existed for a sec
a server with actual moderation
lmao no
so far from the truth
nop
so true bestie

This content is blocked by this server.
is this
or 
(i used backslash above will still trigger)
😭
penny
bypass
I can't even out people tryna bypass
that seems corrupt
oh my god you can’t
PENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
mods crush this person's skull
Lobotomised! 🔨
PENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yeah a lot of stuff does
husk dont

so annoying
funny
true
Kitty ≠ furry
yes i support this
Ban me and I'm sending the entirety of Discord Previews in here to complain /j
there is a difference between being furry and being annoying
fear of big spaces so they say random stuff methinks
Sphinx cat
real as fuck
Kibby
Realest
made in pinta
i should install kolourpaint
This disgusts me
so you have seen hairless cats but have you ever seen a hairless furry
no, fear of being seen as boring and plain, so they need a feature/catchphrase to stand out
Husk
yes
Banned
that would be horror
rude to Sphinx cat
Stanley
not mine
@lapis lava are we friends?
I prefer lynx
colon3
not their fault they dont have fur
Lc.i lynx cat
yikes...
Kibby
vhgay
vhg
🌈 You are 96.21% gay
WHAT
blackout curtains in the middle of the day husk
I meant of the sound Callie 😭
you can faintly hear it
BLACKOUT CURTAINS BEST
yes
they recorded the sound dingus
no need to call me out
/hj
Oh I can't Lol
I can't hear shit
why this motherfucker called Jose Jose
You call yourself out by yourself already
It's a hose that shoots hoses
But fancy
Me when I get a niche implementation of an already niche programming language
I sure hope it won't rain when I go out
Real
same...
i so eepy
Me too
same
Why are you not regular yet yuvia
i am so the eepiness
I'm putting you to eternal rest
im in bed cuddling 3 plushies and fluffy blanket
You as well
yippee
Oh because you have only 300 messages
Makes sense
honestly Eric Reprid goes hard
Sanest vencord user
me
im getting changed into swim stuff for gym at 8:00
No
What did they say
What are you gonna be doing
far too dumb to get what that means unfortunately
but anyway
Why do you have swimming classes
You just did it
i used to do swimming lessons
what if you drowned
i almost drowned 23 times
i have squishmallow shark but no blåhaj
@slow urchin how are u not regular yet??
Anyone who owns a blahåj is legally required to hug me (I get to pick them up bc they're all under 6')
Fake queer
@stark herald how are u not regular yet??
I am Lol
have my shittiest piano improv yet (it is so simple and it sucks)
:c
@keen junco how are you not homo yet???
Never will be
It has potential
Your face is visible for a moment
i will go to ikea and buy the shark
Good
i've faced revealed before and im so sorry you had to see it
sry i lied
true
Running in the rain to catch up to a hurt lover type beat
(I LVOE THIS SO MUCH HOW ARE YOU SO TALENT 😭)
this is literally 3 notes what
ive composed better
the dead internet theory is true
Unhusk @stark herald
What
It's actually really good, just some parts don't really go well together
It sounds good idk sorry
im gonna make a touhou medley improv thing idfk
Bro 😭
why?
dementia ?
Fix ur doublesending
You already said this idiot
Yop
They have a dumb doublesending glitch and it happens all the time for some reason
im getting changed into swim stuff for gym at 8:00
I know
she get changed into swim stuff for the gym til i 8:00
I am the antifres
how yue not due if dehydration
this dark red regular color looks like my lip tint
nevermind it sounds like shit
i mean alcohol
@soft wadi
i suck at stratagem hero
sho?!
@soft wadi dandadan pfp
CTA?!
when did you reappear
peakdadan
I'm trying so hard to get my wife through episode one bc it's so weird and episode two is the first peak 🙏
It's gonna get so much worse
I love it
shortly
My wife is like "this is uncomfortable" and I'm like ",,, I KNOW BUT PLEASE TRUST IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER YOU'LL LOVE IT"
the first episode is
Brainrotting
😭
I'm trying to hold off on reading the manga until s1 of the anime is done but idek how well that's gonna go 😭
wife?
I'm not reading the manga till I watch the series fully
Yop
this sounds so shit help me
lucky
because of the PAIN
6+ years of piano for this
oh god it's so loud it's distroted
i can't even type properly
10 years :3 (i gave it up i have things to do)
when the solo leveling anime dropped and my friend told me to watch it after the first episode I just gave up and read the whole manwa in a day 
Real
The story is extrememly overused now
WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT MAKING "man dancing as the world burns" CLIPS WHAT THE FUCK
I cant even bother to watch the show
this is one of my most recent WIPs
The anime is peak actually
English voice actor best
Ive watched it, but its....its been so overused for me that I cant
Just as constructive criticism ||honestly could do without the glockenspiel||
😭
It hurts
What has
it sounds so empty without it
Really? Could you send a small clip mayhaps
im not on my pc right now
Oh oki :p
"Portals called Gates started to apper all of a sudden around the world, along with those, Awakeners who became stronger, etc etc
also this is with very crude mastering
Dungeons
its overused, excessively in a lot of peoples manga, storys and etc
Ohhhh yeah but solo leveling does it differently
I like the way solo leveling does it where he's actually fighting things majorly stronger than he is instead of just "wow that was easy, onto the next boss!"
And dude the sound design and animation is fucking out of this world
Chefs kiss
The English VA is so good
I follow him of TikTok actually he's pretty silly
from the trailers s2 anime looks like it's gonna be cinema
csm s2 is apparently in the works rn which is scuffed as fuck cuz we haven't heard anything about the movie in a year
i hope they take their time and not end up like blue lock s2
I know for a fact they're overworking the fuck out of their artists and the first few episodes might suck but either way it'll be peak
Real
Or uzumaki episode 2
Lol
Hm
Watch Shangri- La-Frontier
should be a good show for you if you havent watched it
Genuienly recommend, best thing I have ever watched with interpretation to story
and the manga
goated
story, action
Naur, don't like the look of it imo not my type :p I have very specific anime taste
All good
https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/podziérzgnąć#Polish ok wtf is that an é in a polish word polish doesn't normally have that
It's a dialectal word
I just thought it would fit ya, if you never gave it a try, try it
But it's not like Kashubian or Silesian it's Polish
Oh ok I see far masovian dialect retains vowel slant
@green kernel will watch heavenly delusion and throw up on the last episode
already watched it
dogshit
It's so good but that scene was so drawn out it actually hurt to watch
I feel like a victim bro 😭
bro expreienced a new form of torture, never again, felt bad for bro
I had fight or flight the whole time i felt sick
what are y'all talkinf about
you want spoilers?
I was hoping he'd be at least a little silly but no 😭
yes
dms then
I got it
@green kernel what's a-lētheia
Truth in greek I beleieve
i must study for the next 5 hours 😭
@green kernel she officially will probably not watch it bc stuff like that is pain for them
🙏
hi all
Hai calliopal
philosophy term for truth
especially in ancient greek phyilosophy
i can't type properly
ηο
Tis pain
my discord app is sending shit 4 times
restart it
if your on android, clear cahce
cache
Mfw new heavenly delusion viewers
why is bro undressing

@crude fern reinstall or clear data if ur not on a client mod
i didnt send this
Cuz ik ur on android
it randomly resent
yeah right idiot
wait how can i make a guild i need a tag next to my nick so bad
i need hug
lifeguarding, required to take gym all 4 years of highschool, one of the least shit electives
you don't
I stopped watching heavenly delusion cus eps came out so slowly
damn😔
They're all out now for s1
@green kernel THEY CANT DO THIS TO ME 😭
Mean
hi
@stark herald your number one on my hit list
youre
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@glass shell dis u?
That epsiode is so close to a perfect rating
i don't know
good ep
sorry
Dimentia arc
i was but bunny and revenge have been SOOO unstable im back on vanilla
😔
nu one cars
Mfw aliucord
Go into your app settings
well vanilla discord is double sending
i already did
elh i think you’re just cooked
im literally on a different app
You're also online in web maybe that's the problem
discord mobile so shit modded or not
thats my pc
at least its not as bad on ios
Maybe ur PC is resending idk
i cannot turn that off rn
Discord fucky like that
why lol
because web is weird
aliucord sucks
Dunno, it might be echo'ing
You suck
no
Rusher best
what is webfishing
if I do not answer immideatly, I am suffering and studying accounting
why did i buy it
you have a digital circus poppy playtime or whatever pfp
fishing game
the amazing digital brainrot
Mfw legit good series gets memed so people use that as an insult
T-accounts, Ageing method, Uncollectable accounts, Internal controls, Risk Assment, bank reconcilliation, Multi Step income statment
pain

mfw
basically the STOP HAVING FUN!!
face
when
rhis is the wrong web fishing
Vencord rules be like
Webphishing (teaches you how to RAT PC's)
Just realised i couldve started hrt years ago and couldve saved myself years of dysphoria :3
:0
Silly opportunity to have
topic hurt bye
NOOOO D:
Quick say something about touhou
NO FUCKING WAY @green kernel SOMEONE IN MY CLASS JUST FUCKING YELLED OCCARUN I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
😭
What bro felt like yelling that at that moment:
STOP SPOILERS 🙏
People can't know the peak until they pass the first episode
why does he look like edgy gear 5
Too peak
He's so much better
#epicsauce #slitherio
You don't even know fr
Shonen so good
also how does anime long hair works
It's either silky, fire, liquid, or just "whatever the fuck in the moment for plot"
How can they eat properly
irl most boys with long hair are so greasy
Me 😭
don't call me out like that 😭
Do u not wash it everyday after school
People say my hair is greasy bc it's shiny idk how hair works
So real idk how hair works either
u gotta shampoo it n stuff
I hear people say other people hair are greasy but I don't see any difference

I'm white but my hair dreads if I don't brush it like every 6 hours 😭
(Yes people unironically tell me to get dreads it's terrible)


