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when people steal my phone i just find the most deranged shit to play through its speakers until they're embarrassed enough to return it
the "PEMDAS" acronym is misleading because it implies multiplication comes before divison but thats not true
they have same priority
6 / 2 * 3
3 * 3
9
if you get 1 sorry but youre wrong bestie
why is bro rage baiting
:(
simply regex, /P*E*[MD]*[AS]*/
everyone can remember that, totally
That's it I'm using kingoroot on my remix desktop pc
i'm so glad german doesnt use any acronyms like that
bro how they're taking more than 15 mins to make a grilled cheese sandwich
i'm gonna be so late
german just teaches "punkt vor strich" (point before stroke)
this catalogue reminds me how ppl will do shit like spend 80$ on a chainsaw shaped carving knife
chat
lets go to uni
instead y'all have words that don't fit in the discord file upload limit /j
i wanna end it
@harsh minnow it will be fun we will share a dorm
it's not ragebait it's truth lmao
111$ 32gb usb stick
2 ( 3 ) is just "sugar" for 2 * 3
the parantheses part of pemdas stands for solving stuff INSIDE parantheses
hi all
kingo works for you?
I'm on android 5.1
oh
oldass android version
the answer is clearly 0
emojis
i would buy
what's 204β° @fallow pawn
||201||
vvery good value
is it uno
can anyone spot wingwong among the crowd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2RUfDt-veI
Listen to protestors sing I Wish I Was in Dixie, the national anthem of the Confederacy, on the Capitol steps during for a rally to protest the removal of the flags from the Confederate Memorial Saturday, June 27, 2015, in Montgomery, Ala. (Julie Be
@harsh minnow can you hardcode it so whenever i get mentioned my vencord crashes
just finished reading the entire conversation and im happy this is the conclusion
add tessie response that tells vencord support users to pipe down if they use all caps
well it's not the conclusion sadly, people will always get it wrong and not recognise they're wrong xd
american education be like
over 111.99$ usb drive
it's so weird to me how people talk about this online when it's a thing you learn in like 2nd grade
2nd grade is a bit far
i assume a lot of it comes down to this
im pretty sure I learned it in 2nd grade
yeah it does
we learned bidmas instead lol
never had an acronym for it either
brackets indices division multi add sub
the fact that pemdas and bidmas have dm/md flipped already tells u all u gotta know :P
yop
my school never told me that division and multiplication were the same we just followed what the acronym did in order
(inside) brackets > exponents / indices > division AND multiplication > addition AND (though it doesn't matter) subtraction
in france they cram as much things as they can in our head and expect us to not have a burnout
biden christmas
never knew they had the same hierarchy it just depends on where its placed..
hi chat
:3
i am still working on the hunger games bot
now that we got pemdas out the way is it now time to talk about derivatives or something π
@harsh minnow
<1> The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem. <2> Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher, vanity of vanities! All is vanity. <3> What does man gain by all the toil at which he toils under the sun? <4> A generation goes, and a generation comes, but the earth remains forever. <5> The sun rises, and the sun goes down, and hastens to the place where it rises. <6> The wind blows to the south and goes around to the north; around and around goes the wind, and on its circuits the wind returns. <7> All streams run to the sea, but the sea is not full; to the place where the streams flow, there they flow again. <8> All things are full of weariness; a man cannot utter it; the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing. <9> What has been is what will be, and what has been done is what will be done, and there is nothing new under the sun. <10> Is there a thing of which it is said, "See, this is new"? It has been already in the ages before us.
me and my homies hate adobe
we learned bpemdas
i eat adobe for breakfast
isnt this like most macos apps
brackets/parentheses?
not adobe nor microsoft
horror
they want to protect their shit
lel
sadly the adobe products really are good
there's a reason use them
adobe sucks
not because they make bad software
but because they're a horrible fucking company
pls apple release pixelmator pro apple version so thereβs a good alternative to photoshop
im pretty sure microsoft onenote n stuff is rather the same at least from the appstore
i go right to left
cry
i love
Ques te anim? Ques sej mentalle? Ques io fuocca? Ques qui Diavola? Cossa non naturha, via si violenzalle, bruschia sej diva, verha ignisa. Lamenta, lamenta Cis, senza. Lamenta, lamenta, nell, Inferna.
is this a joke or do you speak a rtl language
brackets are more powerful than parentheses iirc
rtl language is crazy
its the british name for parentheses
no i just am Insane
are math equations reversed in rtl languages
what why
[]
the escalators stopped working (i had to walk)
these bitches
square bracket
no no
well yeah
but british people call () brackets
math is still ltr dont worry
bracket*
happens
they are brackets
dumb
hello despair
i wanna do math rtl occasionally ok?
hello dwnas
are u in london
thats why math sucks
guys how do i turn my pc into some sort of console set up
awh
tesco knife
bazzite
pertty much
so i can just turn it on and play with controler
@sudden sun can I get access to ddbkit
(i am just outside of london)
i am pretty sure it works better with newer Nvidia gpus when i looked at it
weird
okii
grrr
25
WHAT
i have a 1080 ti π
fosil.....
@tough drift sisterrrr
enty was born in 1973
so racist
sisterrrrr why are you so old and decaying
if i said it id get automodded
does this count
cause iβd make a joke
yes
okayu :D
iβm like 300 miles from london
sister i forgor when i was born
get a singular bus here itll cost you Β£2
let me just get a train (i wonβt pay)
i was not asking you and now i will avoid doing it
u have to pay around london because of the barriers
nooo i mean like the uhhh
so ud have to pay to leave at least
Γ! Garfield, you large feline! Why are you so large and lazy!
i was born on the day of my birth
also i donβt have to pay i have the gay card
i spent Β£7 going to london and back
thatβs lame
@tough drift can i get out of the basement
you could get a whole rotisserie chicken from tesco for that price
tbh thatβs not a bad price
but i was talking about my birth
i just tap my phone on the barriers and see how much i get charged when im home
I died thrice
pro tip, be drunk first then wake up and check your balance
itβs a fun game to play
everyone here probably wants me dead
i don't
go to mcm w me
i do not know you
what is mcm
my cat mmmm
caught, do I throw it back
I KNOW HOW TO SPAR I KNOW HOW TO SPAR!!!
LET'S KILL EACHOTHER
speciesism
sisterly activities: spar to the death on top of cool rooftops on paris
do it in space
yeah
cool rooftop in space above paris
i once did this
can i come with you in a really not fitting frilly and cute outfit
oh where you got ur cat ears

yes
twink
yay!!!
you will be worlds most petable person ur hair is so floofy
gwa
proof?
i love ham sandwiches 
die
wow what an insane and super detailed crash report
better than my friend's errors
nah
this is what i look like btw
i may be ugly but im cuter then her
shut up
in what way
vcotd
my moulth is closed rn
what's up
-# (edited)
guh
in the don't talk shit about my sister way!!
open it.
-# (edited)
discord when i edit my message:
yea
why
I'm hungry
-# (very)
wdym
airplane π₯
yayyy
i thought subtext was blocked
you said my sister was ugly
you need lvl 99 hausmaster to use
my mom did this but with trains
wdym sister
π’
@crude fern estrogen pact
ya
she's my sister
Bigfoot, Orca, Distorted Smiley Face and Treasure Chest Among New Emoji Coming to iOS https://t.co/MHK4T0R87A
I NEED BLOATED FLUSHED
irl or....
salty springs
programming is a mental illness
no way
fr
programmers need to go into mental hospital
yah
:(
change my mind
i wouldn't ask because it doesn't matter because they could just lie about it
oh
thank you
why does it say that
because it's the family named gay
discord has made me scared of ppl calling eachother brother or sister
wys
i've never been more happy to receive extra credit
i got one shot to earn some points back on an summative assignment
lewis my g
break my spine then repair it using bolts and screws @tough drift
beat me to a pulp @tough drift
need i didnt know i had
need i DID know i have
@paper gate π«΅πΆπ³οΈπ©Έπ
kikuo lyrics:
@fallow drum is an old man
zooottt
will you break my spine 
@stark herald you will walk on a banana and fall cartoonishly
gay

zoot is 70 year old man who has a 20 year old wife
ksi tryna be roadman forgetting that he went to a private school be like
Ptsd flashbacks
Daily Dangerous Fun fact with Zander:
Did you know that pool chlorine when in contact with high concentration hydrogen peroxide creates oxygen with a byproduct of a pure red photon, and in large amounts creates the worlds most powerful laser that the United States used to cut intercontinental missiles in half before they could even land
someone translate
thereβs always a sandwich left uneaten
I'm only 18 smh /j
you are a roadman

WHAT IS THIS SERVER π
didnt the space lazer thing never happen lmao
mossad
It's not a space laser what
send this to fawnβ¦
adios
i love schizoposting
regans star wars were such a shitpost
l33t text goes hard
put a lazer in space to shoot down the nukes

did
do u guys want me to forward it
sure
schizo posting my beloved
its awaome
illuminati council confirmed that yesterday
oh sorry
the people needed to know about the pyramids
true
quagsire ambassador
@tough drift beat me to death with a chair
v+ brain rot 1283484433390895215

can i help

how dare you
water fish Pokemon
are there land fish too
yea
yall wouldnt believe it but theres so much more
there are flying fish
ThEY WiLL DRAIN YOURE DATA
YOUR*
that explains it (i censored the brainrot)
not sure baout avatar fish tho
plss
thank yoy for censoring brain rot
π

i always miss read this word
piss
@fallow pawn I hAve brain rot
this bio is too summing up, true helium 4 male
@tough drift hiii
every day is piss day
you have minkys in ur brain
merry piss day!!
like rfk but with minky
merry pissgivings!!!!!!!!!
Hi
@paper gate
@heady dome
monty not change identity every 15 seconds
bye bye feet sniffer
i dont even remember who u wrew when i first spoke to u smh
i know he sent it in a group chat because i also sent it there
kinda funny
monty real name Enti Montity
how could you
actually her real name is- π₯
hu tao got wet feet
Why.
why not
Blazingly fast!
a
im gonna shower
if crap get rusty does that mean rust is crap
yay
i scrape the rust off of metals and sprinkle it on pasta
guys is there any way to get the halloween sounds back?
mr krabs
blazingly fast pasta
i really need to brush my hair more
Video quests are here.
have no ebergy or anything
anyways shower time
people born in 2010 are 14 years old this feels bizarre to me
gen alpha can legally use discord..,
WHAT
INSANE
oh no
it's so over
my brother who was born in 2012 can legally use discord in a few months
@jaunty trellis 
@paper gate 
my brother will legally be able to use discord in 1 year and a few months
he was born in 2013
@glass shell sometimes monty sleeps for several days and you use her account pretending to be her until she wakes up
oh nice vendroid is actually good
I live inside your mind
no way
never updating again
@stark herald do you feel me scratching
it hurts
@paper gate what would you do if we got married and then divorced and I took the kids (minky)
Currently waiting outside the pharmacy waiting to have my Adderall prescription filled
(it immediately crashed)
(and i don't have enough internet to restart it)
maybe 
my internet has actually seemed pretty wack recently
fym not enough internet to restart it
that's because he is there
he is always watching
I hang out with him in the yard sometimes
hangs and hits max downlink before crashing again
he just stares at me ominously while i crack bad jokes
bro is there anything in your possession that isn't scuffed as fuck and/or broken
uhh
my cat
husk
π
awawawawa
i cast dark magic to summon nina
I wonder if zooter would get a heart attack from watching dandadan
Guards and nobles of our Beautiful Vencordia! Husk this scallywagging dilly-dallier!
mi kama e soweli nin0
nan0
french music sucks so bad
@lapis lava you will make nano fork and call it nan0
can i hab som,,,
@lapis lava
why husk and yop
am getting mixed signals
licensed under ANL
why don't i have any fucking internet
im gonna make a venbot fork and call it Vellebot
hii
haiii
hello
@last sky Bryooon π
whats up vennie vencordf
eepy
same
@last sky long time, no see...
nooo 
im not the one dying
I have some speech thing in english class tomorrow and idfk what I'm gonna yap about for 5 min any suggestions
some tech stuff
i mean thats what id do
ok what tech stuff
whose songs?
i had one today for 10 mins I yapped about my homebrew dnd campaign
lc.google akatsuki records
Akatsuki Records
fire
same i always forget to
oh touhou thing
ngl I might just yap about why gpl goog
no archinstall !!
very good life skills
read arch wiki
linux users when they have to read
if your teacher isnt into tech yap about ai cos humans are crazy on this topic rn
read arch wiki, Cc+Cv done
even an 11 year old could install arch linux effortlessly
yop
you are overestimating the average 11 year old
not really
i installed it just fine when i was eleven
imo installing and setting up arch linux was easier than installing and setting up w11
i think we should purge the earth of people i don't like
yes, but you are not the average 11 year old
no need to bypass nro
setup all wifi and all drivers
install basic software
my brother knows fuck all about puters and I thought him to install arch and he's 12
without teaching tho
i started playing around with pcs
its not so effortless imo
im gonna be Supreme World Empress
at the age of 3
doesnt matter
and make the world a shittier place
in most of cases "average" 11 y.o. is some chineese kid working on a factory 24/7 from the age of 5
the arch wiki would teach u
if you know how to read it's not that deep
i knew how phones worked when I was very young
i saw how to install
i was the tech support for my family even though i was an infant
made 3 daily arch installs
thats me if you even care
i have been for friends
luckily my mom knows a bit about computers since she worked in IT when she was 20ish
my dad is professional tech support for servers 
?remind 6am reinstall homeassistant and frigate
Alright @lapis lava, in 13 hours, 19 minutes and 45 seconds: reinstall homeassistant and frigate
comp sci class is boring I learned everything they're teaching like years ago
she has knowledge, its just most of it is very old now
i got my first phone when i was 13 i think
so yeah
i got my first pc 10 years earlier
π
i did mess with programming quite long
same
I got my first pc when I was like 6 or 7
i started programming at 9
my grandpa majored in economics and he had to do dactylographia
so he types really fucking fast
when will off topic be deleted
cpp -> java -> kotlin (veeeeeery long period i was a kotlin bro and made many android apps) -> js/ts
my dad consulted me recently how to host website localy for text filtering program 
my friends at school call me the "underworld IT department"
these days i make bad fullstack apps that for some reason students depend on a little too much
my father introduced me to computers
same
wait it might've been 150
same
I DON'T REMEMBER
then my grandpa got me a pc
i need to ask him
when i was 3
but he types really fast
ubuntu flashback
same but my dad
it was windows xp....
i only started using linux on my personal computer when i was 10 or 11
i have a photo of me using a toshiba satellite on windows xp
never touched back linux desktops for years until now
I have a picture of my dad working on his laptop (without a shirt for some reason) in our old apartment like 4 years before I was born 
β‘
tell him to put on a shirt
my grandma still has pc with win98 whicu she only knows how to use opera on, lol
if you work shirtless the computer will be intimidated and work properly
horror
realest shit
win98 is insanity
it should be a crime to not wear a shirt in public
nop
no
i remember how she tried to open her mail, it took like 20 mins or smth
my country is hot af
what if im cold
except it's not in public
install linux on her pc,,,.
whar
yes
its weird
well
it's normalized
women can do it too
im not sure if it even has processor
they said that their dad was shirtless in their apartment
but it's seen as bad
my guess it has pasta instead or msth
i've seen shirtless bus drivers
im just thinking
depends where u at
o
do i look like a sociologist
it's acceptable in hot sunny days
idc what gender you are its weird
at the beach
not in france
ic
why is it weird bro
here most ppl don't give 2 fucks about what you do
oh so you cant even explain why
i dont wear them ever
it's a cultural thing...
i think i know why and i hope to god im wrong
hai besties
unless have hoodie over
haiii
different people like wearing different clothes
i am personally uncomfortable with seeing it, though its socially normal here
what
i like wearing t shirts
dms
bruh
time to change topic i fewr
@tough drift montyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy π
ermm uh topic change what do you all think of my photo
what if the bus driver was shirtless
would you get on the bus in that scenario
awa
yes because he'd 100% drive like a cowboy
driving like a cowboy in a car is cool
drive like a cowboy in a bus and im getting the fuck outta here
@lapis lava
loveeee
nvidia on my system has always worked fine ππ
drives through an extremely red light
"NOBODY SAW THAT ROIGHT"
xwayland was just fucked between 535 and 555

sister is typing
<43> When he had said these things, he cried out with a loud voice, "Lazarus, come out." <44> The man who had died came out, his hands and feet bound with linen strips, and his face wrapped with a cloth. Jesus said to them, "Unbind him, and let him go."
what could she possibly say
whats the difference between a red light and an extremely red light
when i say extremely red light i mean that it's been red for ages
how much
it wasn't like orange and he couldn't stop in time
post my insane gf would make
forwarding this rq
Ashley
my other photo what do u all think
you DONT wanna kno
i love bab vers
come home
i put a large ice bucket on top of the door
i didn't put a large ice bucket on top of the door
no you didn't im in my room
yes
thats...... a middle finger kinda
I farded
pure beauty
tuck ur thumb in
no
grr
-# Series
Sound Voltex is a series of music games developed and published by Konami. The first release of the game, Sound Voltex Booth, was tested in various cities in Japan from August 26, 2011 until September 19, 2011. It was then released on January 18, 2012. β½ΒΉβΎ
lc.i sound voltex exceed gear poster
im feeling lack of hug
rasis and grace
i found monty
he will shit on my bed
she stole my blΓ₯haj.....
WJAT
last time i let him in i fell asleep (my door was wide open)
and i woke up to shit at the corner of my bef
montyplosion
because you're my awesome sister and you're cool and awesome

bwaaa
I HATE GAY PEOPLE
IM HOMOPHOBIC AND PROUD
I'm gonna boop you and you will explod
bwa,,

ur so bideogame
v/ban @crude fern homo fobic
homeopathic
hii
no
help me
those things r sick
oki
im cold
no we like having our dignity /hj
centipede
you like turned up saturation n fucked w/darkness levels i want a hue shift at least smh
@stark herald explod
,, it wasnt a full edit i just deep fried it
give me a cooler photo
L
i thought mine shitting in my bathroom sink was bad
dang
Don't ever trust nobody who draws politicians pregnant
π
what are you even on about what is your point π
guys
i deepfried ur dumb image for funnies i dont get the hate Lol
i need an osu player
i am
you
who is spite
call me the pisser
I FUCKING LOVE SPRITE
lc.dictionary spite
me
<:i:1263592450136473684> spite Β spΚΙͺtΒ
noun
- a desire to hurt, annoy, or offend someone.
- he'd think I was saying it out of spite
<:i:1263591098740113478>Β maleficenceΒ
Lol
dunno how u dont kno
what r u using 
you must be real fun at parties
claws mail
i like its simplicity


idek what's going on but spite is a pretty common word
i mean i keep getting invited to my friends ones so ig?
read the very clear joke here #π§-off-topic-iceman-only message
i wish i went to the drugs ones
insane
i cant TELL jokes when they dont seem like jokes

y bullying....
idk???
ive seen that
you don't know who spite is??
π
don't you literally mess up telling whats a joke too
spite is @nocturne eagle
when things are more literal like saying u hate me but you actually dont, i need tonetags, that's pretty normal for autistic people
istg stella has that autism premium or smth
and drugs
dont forget the drugs
most of the time probably π /hj
the /hj is probably false
insane
Holy fuck new alt history just dropped
BRO
no???
can y'all stop arguing
i love drugs
you both look stupid
concern
gwa
gwa gwa
too many go touch grass
1/800 things i say will have that
brrrr
stella has a crack lab in their basement
what about networking on arch linux?
It's always networkmanager
what if I use wpa_supplicant
if you remembered to install network manager it just works otherwise it's the dns
guh yet more shit to forward to the solo group chat
Why is youtube recommending me videos on "how to draw a pair of water balloons" I don't even draw yet alone that kinda stuff
oh my god can you stop browsing my entire message history pls
it's funny to search through
durgs
midlife crisis
I detect fres
brb buying cocaine rq
discord search sucks
been like 13 years since I've played touhou
it has some of the best music in my opinion
what is touhou
maidens capriccio best
no idea :D
i know how to play maiden capriccio on piano
send exe
i like putting it in meddleys
pro :(
a series of bullet hell shootemups (and some fighting games I guess)
i wanna play piano
BULLET HELL
ive been a pianist for years
wanna lose your account
They lost my money
And my product
cloudflare my beloved, it has saved me from 2 DDoS attacks in the past 2 weeks
are you P?
My nana is
rip
i have to leave. sorry.
NO
What
elhhh
Where she going
@stark herald there will be a documentary about you
they gone :(
charged with breaking and entering
another drama????
no
not drama they might just not be ok atm thats fine
fresa
js is love js is life
this is how i'm learning:
const phrase = "fuck you ";
function barf(objects) {
for (i = 0; i <= objects; i = i + 1) {
console.log(phrase.repeat(i));
}
}
barf(10);
@tough drift is my idol
js is the greatest programming language ever made
yes indeed
finally someone funding my music career
you should give them all your personal information
@harsh minnow do you trust me with your personal information
please reply our email. we're looking for ward to work with you
who know r/place
why not
okay will do
Marvin real name Marvin
i was gonna install github enterprise server for fun until i realized it uses more ram and disk storage than i thought
hellooo
2844 β β β@stark herald
2525 β β β**>> @shut jewel <<**
2221 β β β@paper gate
2217 β β β@crude fern
2034 β β β@harsh minnow
1880 β β β@lapis lava
1145 β β β@viral cape
1002 β β β@fallow drum
887 β β β@velvet hill
876 β β β@boreal torrent
862 β β β@noble quest
677 β β β@fallow pawn
666 β β β@winter needle
550 β β β@signal junco
437 β β β@jaunty trellis
406 β β β@keen kernel
404 β β β@twin crag
336 β β β@daring cloud
335 β β β@rich hornet
328 β β β@tough drift
been months
why do you have github enterprise server 
doesn't it cost a ton
bro istg my lab partners are frickin stupid
one guy didnt sign up for his classes, and isnt even helping us because hes late and hes trying to find whcih classes are still open
and the other guy just hates the class so he doesnt care
wild that i can just do this
ποΈ
I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it
insane
@cosmic otter loves
does anyone know when i can renable decor cuz it crashes discord web
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
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