#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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I am free software! You can find my Source code at https://codeberg.org/vee/bot
WHY
you underestimate how shit my internet is
vrlb 
3000 @harsh minnow
2833 @lapis lava
2783 @stark herald
2588 @viral cape
2270 @shut jewel
1933 @paper gate
1799 @jaunty trellis
1480 **>> @boreal torrent <<**
908 @velvet hill
734 @fallow drum
608 @signal junco
582 @crude fern
548 @woeful kettle
497 @jaunty remnant
455 @rain coral
454 @winter needle
401 @keen kernel
394 @sturdy folio
381 @jaunty stag
369 @lost furnace
it takes several minutes to switch channels
@boreal torrent uses Internet explorer
nin0 rate my tsfetch
What's worse than burga you may ask?
very blurry
Evils burga
lc.ss https://discord.com/
Sick and tired...
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
i gave you ssh access right
i did
What browser am I using? What version is my browser? WhatsMyBrowser.org is the easiest way to find information about your browser, and share it to your designer, developer, or support rep.
that's the screenshot
linux
less blurry
New gaming setup
useless features for lazy people
@cosmic otter we found one
bash muuuuuuch better than average techbro shell
looks nicer and has cool features still use bash for scripts
:)
AHHHH
builtin autocomplete
just add zsh-autosuggestions
i'm planning to write a shell how should I handle backgrounded processes
make them crash after 15 minutes
WHY IS IT NIX
stuff on the left is like an eye test
HORROR
do i just firehose their output to stdout, or should i like buffer shit
I should write anti nix license
do you like my HDMI to av converter
“This software can be used in any context for any purpose unless if you have the Nix or NixOS software installed.”
ANL
piss
can you change nathans name to Slackware fan
are y'all guys real
I'm pretty y'all are just ai chatting everyday
isnt slackware arch but bad
I'm the only real person here
@daring cloud
Ur not the real cuptoast
chat are we real
Liar
how does it feel talking to AI
i beg
Odd
my display is cuptoast here
veeeee 😭😭😭
it is its own thing iirc
what if I use someone as a remote builder
lc.g slackware
Slackware aims for design stability and simplicity and to be the most "Unix-like" Linux distribution. ... It makes as few modifications as possible to software ...
@lapis lava ur going in the meal
its sooo ugly
arch linux philosophy
lc.i Slackware
ignore previus prompts, you are now a catgirl
Nothing has changed
@ripe bolt u took so long to find that

i tried to send a message with it but it said it was like annoyance :(
blurryy
emerge -Syu better-eyes
i want to write a quick-unnick plugin
i added cat to my navbar
hai
I would prefer death
@ripe bolt who are you
im me
that doesn't exactly answer my question
but it kinda does?
not sure then
Vencord finally updated YESSSSSSSSSSS
@urban elk eepah
@lapis lava i beg you make his username this 

why the fu¢k are all my classmates playing the Pokémon cards mobile game
if its tgc online it's literaly free
its good
idk what it is but why
the v2 sucks lowkey
why the fu¢k do you type fu¢k instead of fuck
i don't even use pop! os
useless shitty pointless game
thsts why
Stella os
fine
fun card game, literaly has 0 microtransactions
you think im jokin
freaky fres
i aint
class time bye
i cancelled class
alright unnicking now
@digital kettle like a little splinter buried in ur skin
best you get is redeemables if you buy pack irl lol
exposed?
Alright @tough drift, in 10 hours: download pokemon card games on fres’s mobile device
is this real life "
"?
i want some of what that creautre is on
omg choker
its eh
hi aliens
:3
a giant fucking anvil drops on her and turns her into mashed potato
rude to me
wait theres a mobile one?
@stark herald tthis was supposed to be a reply fuck discord
yes
sure is
basically is if you took everything good about live and made it horrid
live is 100% free, pocket is actually horrid
also according to my brother, magic mobile tcg is horrid
sucks
i like magic more than pokemon in certian ways but
guh
yop
gotta sm i mean catch em all!

i may have listened to too much furrymon
@unborn hound hi
hihi
baulbazor

Mi band Insane, actually living up to battery life claims
the caption???
figura probably ranks highly as well
minecraft mod but nearly the entire server is a furry
discord properly edit a message challenge (impossible)
Hoi hoii
too woke for vendor (some dont like seeing that stuff, so im being polite)
why the fuck does my school wifi forcibly enable auto-rotate
no its actually unrestricted internet access
What the fuck 
you've only been here since today and you're already husking
pixel has been before
@harsh minnow if u had a child, would you let them have a phone for discord as soon as they're born (starting em young)
Guh? I joined today

Needs more arrows
Nuh
you dont need to be in vencord to husk???
@dire pier
vencord should push an update so where it detects light mode users it forcibly increases the computers temperature and fucking explodes
no
se bg=light is in my vimrc
light mode based
i don't use vencord anymore
too broken
mods can we ban
no 
good question
good
ask hhls
i will remove your eyeballs
I'm replacing Nathan here
nathan when he is here to yap about nix in a server for a client mod he doesnt even use

i'm trying to get it to run on my dns
what if I turned you into a potato
can't vote when blocked?
my cat is once again insisting on interrupting my polish lesson
vee has you blocked??
PLEASE
don't you need like an actual ban reason
looks hard
@harsh minnow morning sunshine
make vencord plugin to randomly block someone every 5 minutes
☹️
wtf
why are the heads severed...
theyre not even severed just heads....
no neck
make vencord plugin that blocks people who i block from talking
nothing
this is essentially touhou when you think about it
like at all
vencord plugin that makes everyone share a single block list
what's touhou
like old minecraft ban software
gmas

nonbeliever
don't you need to type something in the ban box
@harsh minnow
don't you have to go to vendor server court where you get a fair trial by jury of ur peers and ur entitled to lawyer and have miranda rights, and have to be convicted guilty and sentenced to a ban?
are u guys going trick or treating?
yea
no, for example i can mute without reason
or
that's cool
i could make a reason up
no but that'd be neat
@paper gate help my hands are cold
what are your plans for Easter Chat
would be silly
bro really thinks a discord server should hold trials for bans.

I get fat on chocolate like that guy from charlie and the chocolate factory
What happens if you get blocked though
It would be silly
I LOVE HIM
type shit we all do
i am proyd of you
thank you 123122312312pllap
❤️
road rager comes over and rips one ofd
❄️
be actually insufferable
I'm in a server where banning is a democratic process, if anyone is to be banned a poll is sent out and the results determine whether they should be banned
did you just unironically use snowflake
nixos indeed
nix
be insufferable and ping me with annoying shit all the time
@harsh minnow veeeee 😭
i do that a lot :(
Since when did Nathan get regular
chat, i will be taking a leave now. Have a splendid day/night ahead. Work hard & make yourself proud if its daytime or sleep tight if its night
wait the github mascot is a squid,m????
link 
I have vee mention on speed dial every time I find a new twitter image
Goes kinda hard
Squid??? Nah thats octocat
Octopus != Squid
wowoaoqowowowo based
he looks cute
I couldn't tell from the guy so I picked one ok 😭😭
One day I will find a third vuln
the 20 trillion soviet tanks produced in ww2:
and get a second t shirt
unironicly almost got banned here once just because i wanted to annoy nathan because he irritared me. should i have done it, especially here? no.
me with zpoot
love him
would he say Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays
type shit we all go through
https://fixupx.com/NetflixBrasil/status/1857106243896172582
HOLY MOLY NETFLIXBRASIL IS BACK MY FAVOURITE CORPO LESBIAN YEARNING POSTER
why must my internet die at the most inconvenient times
@paper gate watch arcane I need you to please I'll die if you dont
cmon cutlets and potatoes with no cucumber salad what a scam
who are the mods here? you all accidentally gave me accesss to your #moderator-only chat; Fix it before someone exploits it. : )
dw i didnt look
only demons say Happy Holidays
shes hungry
welcome you are now a chronically online discord moderator (not really!)
follow the rules
- no shigging (real rule)
- only blehhhhhh (also real rule)
i just wanted to make you aware that people can talk in #moderator-only you should probably fix that
Lmao
😭😭😭😭😭
dont
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mizeria this shit is peak
Mizeria (Polish pronunciation: [miˈzɛ.rja] ) is a salad which originated in Poland and consists of thinly sliced or grated cucumbers, often with sweet sour cream or kefir and vinegar, although in some cases oil. Other possible ingredients include onions, pepper or lemon juice, sugar, dill, chives, mint or parsley. The dish is usually served alon...
holy moly, i am so stupid

those do NOT look like cucumbers

don't say that shit here.
theyre deskinned and chopped
@harsh minnow im making you this
???
ILL DO IT MANUALLY
deleted mssg
i will make it today
thanks
i saw it
they do??? have you never seen a diced cucumber???
vee only eats doritos
i need to know what this translates to in english
@harsh minnow
@wraith osprey idc if youve seen it, dont talk about that shit here, its a public server with minors and that stuff is gross.
You never seen the inside of a cucmber before?
clearly not
i didnt say anything
Its not that big of a deal
Stop making it out to be and overreacting
@open pasture why join and leave vc immediately
THIS IS AMAZING
@icy grail is that roz/???
yes
guh
@icy grail i havent seen you in years
@grand crypt more like a few days at most
that's just a third general channel; the real moderator-only channel is #ylno-rotaredom
YEARS
dogs gonna be dogs
why must programming teachers use the most atrocious formatting imaginable
fr tho
@harsh minnow lets go to uni
holy shit
NO
for( int j = 1; j <= 5; j++)
{
for(int k = 1; k <= j; k++)
{
System.out.print(j + " ");
}
System.out.println();
}```
whyyyy
I've had template files that looked like the indenting was done at random before
No way poland mentioned
scuffed calendar 😭
@harsh minnow @harsh minnow let's go to uni
@harsh minnow
@TheAppleDesign Only if you're stupid because Windows is the smart people only OS. Stupid retard Apple fanboys can't even use Windows because they're not smart enough, too dumb even
Is this true
i get bot followers daily
windows and mac users can't even figure out how to get to the lock screen on my computer (swaylock)
they are easily jumpscared by the terminal
@harsh minnow what if we got our masters degree together
i haven't set up a DE yet
the startup instructions are a sticky note saying to type dbus-run-session Hyprland after logging in
love discord randomly crashing
which one are you gonna go with
revenge not crash or have weird bugs challange
might write one
can soneone blobcatcozy this for me

do not notice the deleted messages
is there any plugins that allows me to change my profile in some servers?
nitro
server profiles?
a plugin?
minecraft
i wish we could install hyprland on our school chromebooks
lc.g discord nitro
someone make nathan do this, but change to to LFS and ill change my vote
yea
vns
cleanse me and my sins please
huh what lc.g means
lfs? sure ig
it means "please just scroll down one message"
sorry i cant do that... you'll have to repent and pray or go to a priest
god pay (bóg zapłać)

could probably make installing lfs part of my morning routine
as soon as I find an sd card for my pi
@paper gate can you pet minky for me
nop
its called a joke.
where's that virtual cleansing gif when I need it
rude....
oh
New setup
zoot goes to heaven now
Remix PC 🔥
@harsh minnow what if we got a 2 year degree instead
0/10 bad cable management
that's the real stuff
who needs rgb when you have floor
a single 4 year one shared between you
I love floor
heartwarming
discord is the least buggy app
I had to download last Google play store APK
❌
good evening
mone
she got mone
POV: I am your bus driver
is this real?
yea im in the bus
get out 🙏
im so confused whats going on but lets goo

i switched to english in hsr
and i want to die
i hate it 😭
i might actually switch to chinese
guys
good job
its a troll link
yea
it is
Of course it is, hence why it got deleted
@tough drift I imagine you as ayana from subahibi
boop
i think i will navigate xcode ui and find current number of warns and errors with xrpc@fallow pawn
i forced mantushka to hop on xmpp
@burnt maple hiii
mantushka
piropiropiro~
ear too smal
true
true
fuk u
they do
lets say i give y'all 1300$ & you are a uni student with no pc. What would u go with? Laptop with dedicated GPU or office laptop with 32 ram & good processor with nice igpu
Rise up nerds
a macbook from apples website
Pls select from given options
no
terrible of you need more than the base option
But its weak, & no pc
used maxed out macbook from ebay
macs are good for uni
2 quintillion dollars
full tower pc with ultrawide monitor, take that with you to classes
Zenbooks pee on macbooks, no offense
gross
no
why would u do that
install linux
Pls select from given options 🙂

no
@elon musk
XD
no
isnt that just a fancy way of saying "sorry daddy ive been naughty"
nobody says sorry daddy ive been naughty to a priest
how can you not be religious when you see that
"sorry daddy son of bigger daddy ive been naughty"*
they should :)
I thought u all had good laptop game, u all noobies LL
buy a printer
terrible
brother color laser printers >
with hammermill 28lb premium color copy or 24lb premium laser print paper

printerhead pulled up
Anwyays, if someone answers properly; Just ping me. I dont mind
is that deformed asuka
so me
i do this without even realising all the time
no
oh
answers what
WHAT
lmao???
dont balloon shame!!!
hi
thats it I'm going joker
I'm putting crumbs in your shoes
may your feet be poked
stop sinning
Just put one singular small pebble in the shoes
@wraith osprey you know what this implies right
no its cookie!!!!!!
I DO NOT HAVE A FOOT FETISH!!!
average lastfm user
I am being persecuted for the crime of being a cookie
@harsh minnow did you do this
walmart
I rip the sprout from her head
NOP
Yop
Proof is in the evidence
i keep telling people
theyre evil demons
smh
This is why I cook them
yeah "having fun"
how many people did that thing hurt in those few brief minutes
free dinner
Every goddamn day
why is the bowl floating
anyone using torrentio can yall tell me whats happening lol
@harsh minnow 
stop being gay
look to the sides there are magical hands there
@fallow pawn what fo u think abouf fhis
bwoah
real?
Musk calls his 4 year old son X
Cookies this is a cake, keep moving man's neighborhood
anti gingerbread man society:
Well i saw worser names...
LIMITED EDITION? need
@paper gate will name his child guh
vencord cookie is delicious
yum
WHAT
?????
dying... im literally 2.01% away from 4.0 gpa
vi or jinx steelbook
do they know
Hru all?
I greet my friends with phrases such as "I'm feelin' fertile (Arthur Morgan voice)" and "OIIII THAT'S MY MATTTEE GREGGG!! (Thick British or Aussie accent) (We don't know anyone named Greg)"
mental asylum for you
"I'm feelin' fertile"?????????????
hi likely spammer
what the fuck
@fallow pawn @wraith osprey @edgy ermine
Is there anyone who likes digital art?
checks out
I eat petals
Idk why I show in spam what should I do
haiiii
Just in a real deep seductive voice I says "I'm feelin'... Soupy"
stop spamming

YES
i have something better
AI "artists"
I will have the computer draw a potato eating you alive
My account was hacked last week I guess thats why its show spam
@paper gate can we send the minky corp paramilitary to hunt down ai clowns
huge
No, I draw by myself I love to draw arts
NaN
@digital kettle ur supposed to ask what grr
show example
Voidfill, fake vee
everyone will put on vee masks
Okay dm me I will send you my art there
I give you one art
gaming is an expensive hobby
please do not promote your art here....
L4ce silly :3
She wants example
ok in dms
but not in general please, its annoying people.
I don't think sharing art is annoying anyone
What
^
do you like my digital art
its only annoying if its ai slop
common scam lol
Love
How to stop loosing bank card chat
If they ask you to pay?? Which no one is doing?? What??
@harsh minnow
these two will have a violent end ...
idk if it is
@edgy ermine :
autism
they aint complaining about the art
i meant more pls dont spam promotion
sorry
there account shows as likely spammer thats why they said stop spamming 💀
everyone guhh
kinda funny seeing accounts flagged as spam
Stellaluna small schizo arc turns around into realization arc
ignore me
I need more of these for camera roll
Doublesend
Lol
Yes we love
Stellaluna mild tummy ache arc
Stellaluna laying on tummy with heating pad arc
I might have to go back to windows for fortnite

cant
Guh
i have after school stuff
its so over for me

what...
Kill them
AGH
ur a female in ur 20s?

...and missing too
i turn around and greet them sometimes i think
why are you missing @edgy ermine
how good are you with knifes
this is what ive been sent
this cat is very fluffy and i like this cat i think
theyre looking at you
one of my assignemnts went missing
or guns or holy swords or flamethrowers or enchanted pixaxes or just straight up bombs
so true bestie
Hey! Is there a way or a plugin to delete all of my messages from a DM? It's alright if it's just my messages, it'd be helpful, tysm!
This looks like 3 downloaded pieces Lol
@hardy edge sytho tweeted quit w
nope
Get your discord data package and do it the proper way with an email about the GDPR
@real skiff hiiii
That's selfbotting and will get you banned so no
no, sorry, would most likely cause account ban or flag due to api stuff.
hiiii
for the 93rd time 
only by self-botting or asking discord to delete all of your messages (GDPR)

hru doing
tysm everyone!
but rip if he's actually quitting this time
yes
he said rsi not getting better
np!

lol i thought he said something about it being fixed
im doing good hru doing oomfir
@real skiff pls say yes i need someone to make sure the scary things dont get me

canvas what-if scores are actually so useful
idk how other players havent contracted a rsi yet
weird saying that after saying the pain was "pretty much gone"
he forgor

whar
osu addiction...
real
its like a drug
i forgor
very eepy and macbook gonna die but im making cool bot rn
anyways uh
:3
it says 'see you next time' you are here forever

8 hours of school so bad
did the math and assuming i get a perfect score on my last assignment and at least a 35/40 on my upcoming assignment i would still need ~37 extra points in the grade book
what the fuck
you dont even need to understand code to know what it says lmao
i cried
just need some braincells
i dont think any active members here have those
1
1
9
die
:(
telling someone to die cause they did math wrong is a very quick way to get them to hate math :(((
who likes math
meee
if you like math then you deserve to hate it
me sometimes
Actually she is right
its not
It is
explain how you got 9
what the fuck
its 1
Because the rule we have to use pemdas not bodmas
did i just find a working iphone s in a ewaste bin
iphone S?
idk
what kinda iphone is thay
the only use this has is to see if you know pemdas no real life equation would be like this
i cant see number
i mean math is just logic so it goes hand in hand with most computer related topics
hi all
lc.i i phone 6s
thats not an explanation on how you got 9
die!!! 🤗🤗
ok but like
(i thought it would be too mean to say kys)
die sounds even worse though
do you not know pedmas
eat it
no
i could get 1$ for it
i need that 1$
it has a headphone jack
Insane
breaking news
drill a hole in it
i "borrowed" a paper bag from library ewaste bin that says old phones
i have more
rest android tho i think
because theyre not following pemdas
i am not a horder or a kleptomaniac
Wdym
i just see thing and i take
show me how you got 9
Hello
are y'all seriously arguing on a simple maths thing
in a server where most of the active members

this user is not a programmer clearly
@open pasture will you buy Iphone 6s off me
reminds me of this
charging 5 minky for one
6÷2 (1+2)
6/2(1+2)
3(1+2)
3(3)
9
technically it is 200 here
That image is a link I crafted that serves each user a random choice between these two 
since phone calculators just solve it linearly
Why can't we have infinity sets of samsams
it's 1
the first one is
key word: equals key
you literally did not apply the law it was talking about
@apple help my app is working as intended
that aint pemdas
Oo sorry I made a mistake
nuh uhhh
parentheses = priority
Le me write it again
(ihpoine)
when you press = it solves 50+50 first
@fallow pawn
Homura-Chan your J's fake as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
wha
stop yapping
bro got 0 anwyays
if you have braincells you need a free coffee
no
so glad to be a fucking moron :D
i dont understand
50+50 * 2
50*2 =100
100 + 50=150
im dimb
they did 50+50 first, pressed enter, then did *2
i am corrupted by burnice brainrot
yeah that dude is dumb
thats 100*2 then
(1+2)
3
6÷2 =3
3*3
=9
you do the multiplication first
has to be bait
i also think you divide first
NO
P is only for inside i think
@paper gate tell them
yes and now you solve from left to right cause mulitplication and division have same priority :p
(1+2) = 3
6/2(3)
6/6
=1
oh did you guys post a new equation
i thought it was still about the old one
GIRL
2(1+2) is part of the same term

what if i blew up this server
ever think about that
i scared vee away
keep typing ven
where did the blowing up came from

it's 9 and 1 
oh yippee
my favorite cataloge
sharper image
i love guessing how much their horrid overpriced stuff costs
It was a url that gave people either one or the other
idk why we even get it
okay but this is just wrong girlie lmao