🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[bold adder]

well it works

[inner barn]

youre still yapping?

[coral imp]

im blind i cant read!!!!

[humble trench]

🤑 Get money by just clicking one link! 🤑
https://damima.im/storage/stuff/free-donation.html

[fallow pawn]

if you really dont want this to happen dont give people all permissions, like this server where only one person gets admin (that being the owner)

[twin linden]

average discord moment

[slow urchin]

The only way to prevent nuking is to not let random ass bots with admin perms join your server

[inner barn]

I alr found a solution, stop pinging

[bold adder]

why did it make an emed

😭

[fallow pawn]

Im good

[humble trench]

@inner barn ok i'm sorry

[daring cloud]

no

[humble trench]

@inner barn i will not ping you again

[coral imp]

all my images are embed now i cant see shit without opening themmm

[slow urchin]

Ok

[sweet blaze]

Plim

[slow urchin]

@inner barn my bad

[daring cloud]

@inner barn sorry

[coral imp]

i love free money

[humble trench]

You clicked it?

[still adder]

whats this about yapping? i love yapping!

[coral imp]

no lmao

[humble trench]

click i

[twin linden]

@inner barn sorry

[humble trench]

it

[coral imp]

you first

[sweet blaze]

chocolatte6819

[humble trench]

sure, it's my website

[coral imp]

👍

[humble trench]

let me download obs

[daring cloud]

press Ctrl ,, then go to App Settings → Chat, and screenshot this section

[coral imp]

omfg

[twin linden]

didn't even know this shortcut exists lmfao

[humble trench]

same

[thick siren]

Erection day coming up 🇺🇸🦅

[humble trench]

never knew

[daring cloud]

Ctrl , is universally the settings shortcut

[humble trench]

bro election day started this morning

[still adder]

im voting for tyranitar

[coral imp]

IM SO STUPID!!!

[humble trench]

#trump

[fallow pawn]

Electron day

[daring cloud]

all of the ram disappears

[coral imp]

thank you i fucking flipped the wrong thing up

[thick siren]

It’s coming up!

[swift ermine]

man my vencord still aint working im on google

[twin linden]

in any app?

[daring cloud]

near-any

[coral imp]

not even a vencord issue just a me issue

[still adder]

chrome extension updates slow, u should get the userscript

[daring cloud]

same for F1 for help

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @humble trench)

[twin linden]

right, makes sense

[twin linden]

yeah this one I knew lol

[coral imp]

I CAN SEE THE IMAGE NOW

[twin linden]

my vencord works in vesktop which is a browser version, bet if I restart it, it will stop working?

[daring cloud]

probably

iirc vesktop is just an iframe

[twin linden]

heheheh

[fallow pawn]

It will be fine

[coral imp]

never have i been felt so incompetent by my ability to turn on and off stuff i have no idea works

[fallow pawn]

the browser issues only come from the chrome extension not updating immediately

[open pasture]

how to use spellchek in vesktop

[still adder]

userscript supremacy

[daring cloud]

we need a reading comprehension sticker

[twin linden]

let's see Ctrl R

[swift ermine]

how do i download vencord on my pc yall

[open pasture]

how to use spellcheck in vesktop

[fallow pawn]

like normal

[daring cloud]

not like that it seems

hold on my cat is requesting attention

[twin linden]

guys it's fine

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-4375529952616887689

[coral imp]

uh oh

[twin linden]

💀

[coral imp]

the video was removed

[humble trench]

@coral imp (sorry for the earlier ghost ping)
DONT WATCH IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS!!!!

[humble trench]

i did remove it

[coral imp]

ahh

[twin linden]

tell them to use firefox (oh wait vencord is not available in firefox)

[coral imp]

the spongecar goes nuts

[coral imp]

devious behavior

of dubious demeanor

[humble trench]

https://meow.vendicated.dev/meow

[humble trench]

userscript

[open pasture]

how to use spellcheck in vesktop

[twin linden]

[daring cloud]

do not say what's on this page here

[twin linden]

for me, it just works

[open pasture]

how to use it

[twin linden]

no idea

[open pasture]

but u said it works

are you dumb

[coral imp]

😭

[daring cloud]

check browser settings

[open pasture]

Am I crazy or did there use to be a way to put the vencord settings in settings at the top?

[foggy cave]

how would we even disable plugins when we cant even open the plugin sections lmao

[daring cloud]

iirc the settings plugin has settings

[daring cloud]

update...

[open pasture]

why crying

[coral imp]

i love you inbox dot google dot com i wish my important emails werent flagged as spam and vice versa

[daring cloud]

i love how chmod a-w on #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 only makes this channel the support channel

[twin linden]

it just works, it highlights if I misspelled
oh and fuck you!

[fallow pawn]

lovely

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-anime-gif-21243906

[open pasture]

Go kiss your two fathers.

[coral imp]

ily

[fallow pawn]

I will

[twin linden]

samsam will

[coral imp]

can join that

[daring cloud]

inbox.google.com is still around?

[open pasture]

Please die.

[fallow pawn]

why

[burnt maple]

Be nice

[twin linden]

no u

🔥

[coral imp]

no it just redirects u to gmail

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/akane-yamada-kun-runa-strangle-shush-gif-13814432729646579497

[open pasture]

Now shut the fuck up finally.

[coral imp]

it will always be in my heart

[fallow pawn]

not the best idea to start a fight here

[coral imp]

thats not nice :(

[twin linden]

yeah, it leads you to gmail however

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-rotate-rotate-anime-girl-maid-toaru-majutsu-no-index-gif-21028981

[random fiber]

is it just me or the chrome extension does not work anymore ? there is nothing in the settings tab

[open pasture]

Sperm.

[burnt maple]

@fallow pawn can you spinn

[fallow pawn]

@burnt maple i look like this

vban @open pasture troll

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned cute_panda_76924 (@prisma crest)

[coral imp]

did you know the vencord devs have access to ur computer considering ur using it

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @daring cloud)

[coral imp]

aww man

[burnt maple]

nooo

are you a brunette

pleading

[coral imp]

i was gonna tell them they could be banned cause theyre using vencord!!

[fallow pawn]

idk what that is silly

[random fiber]

yeah and its locked.

i cant speak there

[coral imp]

sadge

[daring cloud]

nop, my postinstall hook wraps everything in a container

[daring cloud]

acquire reading comprehension

[burnt maple]

Do you have black hair?

[fallow pawn]

well it says you gotta wait for the chrome extension to update :)

[coral imp]

the container will be breached eventually.

[harsh minnow]

took me less than a minute to cheat infinite monies in the new discord activity game

[fallow pawn]

yes

[glass shell]

hi all

[coral imp]

how do u do that

[harsh minnow]

so insane

[burnt maple]

cheeto

[fallow pawn]

well its brown but

[burnt maple]

what shade is it

[fallow pawn]

very very brown

dark brown

[burnt maple]

omgg

[coral imp]

vatican anime christian gurl haiiiiiiiii

[burnt maple]

so you're a brunette

[fallow pawn]

very close to black

[daring cloud]

you should give regulars permission to temp-v+ needy people while vencord is broken

[fallow pawn]

maybe

[glass shell]

im a brunette!!

light brown though

[harsh minnow]

dont be racist please

[viral cape]

real

[glass shell]

REAL

[hexed lily]

lmao

[jaunty trellis]

@fallow pawn @burnt maple

[burnt maple]

flowers

[fallow pawn]

flowers

[empty tulip]

am I the only one who thinks Luce got more than jesus himself

I don't think people knew Jesus until they started making Luce edits

[vivid junco]

Chat I need opinions on this bike

[hexed lily]

hey guys when it says "vesktop" does that mean the chrome extension?
i use the chrome extension and the plugins arent showing up

[harsh minnow]

erect

[empty tulip]

can it say vroom vroom bam bam boom vroom?

[open pasture]

Erect.

[fallow pawn]

katsup blast...

[visual lynx]

doing tricks on it

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[visual lynx]

i bounce

[forest loom]

hello

[visual lynx]

what thefuck

[forest loom]

vesktop is a modified discord app for better performance in linux systems i think

[stark herald]

@nocturne bough manturk

[empty tulip]

omg I felt choked up just seeing the picture

[stark herald]

if i roll a 6 i will fucking die

oh i cant slash command here

zsdf

guhhh i need to vendate my upcord

[random fiber]

OHH MY BAD, thanks for being nice abt it LMFAO, i went to that channel first but i read the last two messages saying to go to other channels for help and i didnt find anything there so i asked here

[nocturne bough]

hello

[nocturne bough]

WHY

[stark herald]

hii

i was gonna ask if i can friend you

all my friends will receive a steam scam in their dms one day

[sweet blaze]

All my friends will receive a hug

[stark herald]

git pull upstream dev
From https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord

• branch dev -> FETCH_HEAD
  Auto-merging src/plugins/fakeNitro/index.tsx
  CONFLICT (content): Merge conflict in src/plugins/fakeNitro/index.tsx
  Automatic merge failed; fix conflicts and then commit the result.

[hexed lily]

hey guys
i use chrome vencord extension, is there a way to fix vencord options not showing up in settings?

[stark herald]

how @cerulean kite how do i force git pull

i will git reset hard

[sweet blaze]

Omgggg

@open pasture koishi

[harsh minnow]

ive been playing this game for 5 minutes and it already showed in app purchase popups 6 times

discord loves putting extreme cashgrabs in a place many children/teens will play it

[empty tulip]

why did made a mascot called luce
they are so desperate to spread Christianity to the new generation or something?

[sweet blaze]

We are koshing

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-ran-ran-yakumo-chen-yakumo-cat-dance-gif-11241004767653896065

[harsh minnow]

it's cool

i love luce

[stark herald]

GUHH idek what this means so im just gonna delete Vencord folder and git clone again

IS THERE LUCE VTUBERS

[empty tulip]

I'm going to heaven because I pay Luce money

[hexed lily]

answer

pls

[open pasture]

yuh i got the same issue, we just gotta wait lol

[empty tulip]

what about atheists

is Miku their mascot

I love miku

[sweet blaze]

Can I be an atheist and like luce

[open pasture]

no, you'll be hunt down and executed, what kinda question is that 😭

[empty tulip]

no Jesus will get so mad!!

[sweet blaze]

😭😭😭

[empty tulip]

jesus will make another bible just for you
with a new verse

if you followed Luce as an atheist ofc

[hexed lily]

what

why

who are you

[empty tulip]

snoo?

[hexed lily]

oh i was waiting for someone to ping me

[sweet blaze]

inbox.google.com

[hexed lily]

sorry bro

i didnt know they was talking to me

do i still have to do the stupid verification thing

well i didnt get any pings

what

are you talking about

[sweet blaze]

[open pasture]

surprise math quiz to verify you're not AI

[hexed lily]

no im just gonna leave the server now i joined for a question
i now have my answer and i will leave now

bye bye

[empty tulip]

I'm scared of reddit
because once someone said he will try and say "china is bad" Infront of his xiaomi phone

somehow this is his last post..

I'm really scared

I love china

china is the best

[grand crypt]

FUCK CHINA

[empty tulip]

NOT INFRONT OF MY POCO

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-social-credit-score-communism-china-trivago-gif-23831766

[empty tulip]

OMG THE BATTERY WENT DOWN TO 10%

[open pasture]

minutes 99999999999 social credits

[empty tulip]

stop

[fallow pawn]

shiggycord

[open pasture]

my umbass said minutes

[grand crypt]

ccpcord

[open pasture]

😭

[sweet blaze]

Shcord

[empty tulip]

on EVERYONE'S soul
we adore china so much

[grand crypt]

on*

everyones*

China*

fuck China

[empty tulip]

Love China*

[sweet blaze]

Scream if you love china🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳

[empty tulip]

AAAAAAA

[sweet blaze]

😩😩😩😫😫😫😫

[grand crypt]

imma impose heavy taxes on china ⭐

[empty tulip]

I have a poco x3 gt Chinese edition
you can Google it

I'm scared

please guys stop my phone might actually bomb if he heard anything bad about china

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-brah-gif-26435783

[fallow pawn]

r u in china

[grand crypt]

CCP 👎
Donald Trump and Couch Fucker Jr. 👍

[magic root]

https://z.stag.lol/ZMqa

[empty tulip]

120hz
LCD HDR+!!!!!!!!!!
dimensity 1100
64mp with ai
4k 30fps
for $200

and because I love china

[grand crypt]

may Trump save us from the god hating chinese communist party, hate the communists

[vivid junco]

Yes

[empty tulip]

I'm not in China
I gotta go to China just for my poco..

it turns me into a beautiful woman when I turn it on

[grand crypt]

ai camera

⭐

[empty tulip]

OMG TOO LOUD

[twin linden]

gay

[grand crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/408207400395472906/1063979806997360750/caption.gif

what the fuck does kinda mean

reminds me of ishowspeed clip of "my mom is kinda homeless"

[empty tulip]

50/50 chance

[grand crypt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJdCpltq-_k

[fallow pawn]

the smoke detector

[empty tulip]

my mom is probably homeless

[magic root]

you

[twin linden]

"and because I love china" ah yes I love spyware too

[twin linden]

true

[vivid junco]

Ooop

[grand crypt]

nah dont call out the smoke detector 😭

[fallow pawn]

change the batteries

[grand crypt]

trump: everyone gets a puppy
harris: diarrhea forever

art replicates life

[empty tulip]

I love china..
don't disrespect china..

I don't want to die

[real skiff]

2/10

[grand crypt]

what the fuck does this shit mean

[open pasture]

The puppies have diarrhea forever. So it's all just diarrhea.

[empty tulip]

trump : I'm totally gonna win this
Harris : aw jeez :(
me : haha. I win

[winter girder]

Oh my fucking god

[naive jolt]

why is this the first message i see when entering

[open pasture]

🤷‍♀️

[winter girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1301345708137381908/togif.gif

[grand crypt]

the laughing hyena wants to give children gender changing surgeries performed by the illegal aliens in schools

[loud widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1301345708137381908/togif.gif

im fucking

im fucking done

why isnt it embedded

[grand crypt]

look at this funny gif i made

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1301345708137381908/togif.gif?ex=672b6462&is=672a12e2&hm=ab072b5c675018805578aeaa1c1670b30755e52d94123d959aef9fd4a38ab1f6&

[boreal torrent]

why dont u just import it

[sweet blaze]

White racism

[winter girder]

It's mine now, sorryyy 😞

[loud widget]

im gonna lose it

[real skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256232192179437661/1265638367647891466/6F31B59B-655D-49D3-A76E-5E8FD260BF95-1.gif

[swift ermine]

is there any other chrome extensions like vencord?

[boreal torrent]

illegal aliens

[grand crypt]

what

[sweet blaze]

👽

[grand crypt]

yup

[swift ermine]

is there any other chrome extensions like vencord?

[grand crypt]

what

[lapis lava]

?

[sweet blaze]

what

[swift ermine]

my vencord aint working on chrome

[twin linden]

I disrespect that shitty contry, chinese people are cool, the contry, the companies, it all suck

[grand crypt]

what

[sweet blaze]

What

[loud widget]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 is still locked up
better off waiting

[lapis lava]

v+ needy

[sweet blaze]

What does v+ do

[loud widget]

the funny part is is that there are people who would believe this wholeheartedly

[lapis lava]

?remind 2h unneedy

[river thunder]

Alright @lapis lava, in 2 hours: unneedy

[sweet blaze]

Vencord +

[lapis lava]

vh +

[neon ferry]

Role-add (+, ra)

Add a role to one or more users

Usage

vrole-add <role> <user> [user...]

[real skiff]

but it is true

[sweet blaze]

:3

[empty tulip]

if my phone kills me tonight, I'm gonna blame you

[grand crypt]

heard on fox news that she wants to replace every hard working american with a hard working illegal alien...

Where will my 14 year old work now???

[twin linden]

it's not you saying it, don't worry!

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/rena-rena-ryuugu-gif-19534551

[grand crypt]

where will my 14 year old hard working american child work now>?>?

ANSWER ME @junior herald

[loud widget]

ITS REALLY HER

ITS REALLY KAMALA

[grand crypt]

can someone give @junior herald role of vice president

[deep token]

NO WAY KAMALA HARRIS

[loud widget]

wait i know this is off topic

[grand crypt]

DO NOT MENTION VENCORD
AT ALL

[loud widget]

but is anyone else's vencord crashing

i will

I WILL DO IT

I JUST WANNA KNOW

[deep token]

NO.

[loud widget]

IVE SCOURED THE CHANNELS

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @grand crypt)

[loud widget]

IVE READ THE ISSUES

[grand crypt]

fuck off

[empty tulip]

my poco is so sensitive..

[deep token]

mods give them needy

[fallow pawn]

no..

[loud widget]

NMOOOOOOOOOO

[grand crypt]

mods give them needy

[loud widget]

thanks. thats all i needed actually

[grand crypt]

art mimics life

[fallow pawn]

hello im here to talk about vencor

[loud widget]

oomgo

[grand crypt]

yall like my new profile picture

[loud widget]

i loove venord

[real skiff]

no

[grand crypt]

i do not care for your opinion, you have a pink name

[twin linden]

nice, hope it explodes

[naive jolt]

cooked

[loud widget]

cooked...

[grand crypt]

how vencord has me feeling

not cool

[lapis lava]

v+ needy

[empty tulip]

not joking, once you sent that message
the battery went from 7% to 5%

[lapis lava]

for the love of god DO NOT ASK FOR SUPPORT IN GENERAL

?remind 1h unneedy

[river thunder]

Alright @lapis lava, in 1 hour: unneedy

[grand crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1271995300156018689/caption.gif

[keen junco]

can you help zoot find a wife

[naive jolt]

hi can i have support with ve- dies

[lapis lava]

yop

[grand crypt]

can you help samu find a wife

[lapis lava]

how

[keen junco]

is nin0chat secure to exploits

[fallow pawn]

insaneee

[grand crypt]

double dates with your partners friends or something idfk

[open pasture]

Just be your own wife, easy.

[keen junco]

incredible

i should make my own chat

[stark herald]

marvinnnn 😭

[empty tulip]

btw roblox have ads inside of games now

[stark herald]

still is*

[grand crypt]

referenced your discord username, decided to not take your advice. Thanks for attempting, though

[stark herald]

my bot uses xss for buttons

[grand crypt]

had them for awhile

[lapis lava]

yop

[fallow pawn]

should we unspooky the server icon

[lapis lava]

ever since new frontend i sanely handle all messages

[grand crypt]

maybe

[lapis lava]

yop

[grand crypt]

keep it for a few more days

gives me hope

[fallow pawn]

for what

[keen junco]

Change it to Kamala Harris

[grand crypt]

for not feeling sad :(

[fallow pawn]

😭

[grand crypt]

I HATE CHRISTMAS

I AM A CHRISTMAS HATER

[lapis lava]

@grand crypt @grand crypt @grand crypt @grand crypt

[grand crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-eye-roll-annoyed-irritated-pissed-gif-4741918

[empty tulip]

no jawline

[fallow pawn]

its november

[grand crypt]

https://i.redd.it/tbrphzsvtmsa1.gif

[stark herald]

.

[grand crypt]

why is that a reddit link

[lapis lava]

its always christmas

[twin linden]

0% when :(

[shrewd imp]

Christmas celebrates the birth of Jesus Christ, a central figure in Christianity. It's a time for family, friends, and giving gifts.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

what does christmas celebrate tldr

[lapis lava]

@stark herald you

[empty tulip]

now it's 7%
67 watt charger (yes I'm bragging about a bomb)

[lapis lava]

modals bypass the use app commands perm

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1246245170731683880/1246252410490458204/vencord-logo-2024.png?ex=672b5ac0&is=672a0940&hm=8e5468f4a1bff3a70a3d697f4314b649797f39f5bbeb2e241d8c63a1a63c12b5&

[shrewd imp]

It's great you're seeking repentance! Start by talking to a pastor or trusted church member. They can guide you through the process. Be honest and sincere about your desire to change.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

How can I approach the christian church to repent my sins?

[fallow pawn]

so many pixels

[grand crypt]

@lapis lava

[twin linden]

nice

[solemn plank]

"you should go to #locked-channel"

[empty tulip]

now 8%

[stark herald]

can bots resolve user IDs without mutual servers

[empty tulip]

now 9%

[lapis lava]

anyone can

[stark herald]

like can bots do whatever ValidUser does

[lapis lava]

i think

[stark herald]

thank

[fallow pawn]

chrome users only get benefit for going there

[stark herald]

i thought maybe endpoint was only for users

[lapis lava]

https://tryitands.ee

[stark herald]

how

[lapis lava]

ask gem uses a modal

yop

[grand crypt]

because fuck you an your shi

[shrewd imp]

"Ask Gemini" is a persistent command, meaning it retains conversation history. Other commands are ephemeral and don't save past interactions.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

how is ask gemini not ephemeral but all the other commands are

[grand crypt]

idk man, i didnt make it

ask someone who did

[grand crypt]

hop off vencord



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[fallow pawn]

stop talking macos alt key

wtf happened

[stark herald]

is poison affected by armor mc

[shrewd imp]

Armor Class (AC) protects against physical attacks, not poisons. Poisons work by bypassing armor and directly affecting the creature's body.

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Question

?

[stark herald]

what

[unborn halo]

Translating this to English caused my iPad to catch fire.

[lapis lava]

?remind 5:30pm

[river thunder]

Alright @lapis lava, in 37 minutes and 23 seconds: …

[unborn halo]

Con save. Like magic missile, it never misses.

[fallow pawn]

it should auto refresh at home

home wifi

[lost vault]

browser extension isnt working

[lost vault]

is there a way to fix

[lost vault]

well flippy doo.....

[fallow pawn]

flippy doo

[unborn halo]

We had that issue with the enmity plugin. Had to use the vendetta plugin with VendettaCompat instead.

[lapis lava]

my computer’s barely on

i wonder if you can put an altserver on a raspberry pi

love

it will solve all of my problems

[empty tulip]

remember when --> WE < -- used to tell people we are 42?
and now we are 42?

[unborn halo]

If you can put Linux on it, you can use AltServer on it. Like if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

[lost vault]

bro how tf did you get a google url as ur username 😭

[unborn halo]

We? Mfer, I’m way older than that

And chew bubblegum?

[lost vault]

lmfao

🔥

[empty tulip]

you are 43?

[unborn halo]

I’m here to chew gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of ass.

[unborn halo]

59 next month.

[lost vault]

well im outta here for now
ping me when the google extension fixes or if theres an alternative

[lapis lava]

[unborn halo]

I used to play Pong when the arcade machines were in my local pizza parlors.

I started using computers before IBM made the PC.

Stop blocking ping locally

Disable it in your firewall.

[fallow pawn]

pong

[unborn halo]

Should be in security settings

[unborn halo]

I’m so old, Sam 😭

[fallow pawn]

this cat

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow u have to meet him

[unborn halo]

Minecraft is like Wolf3D smoked all the crack.

[fallow pawn]

back in my day

[naive jolt]

guys how do i ask for support in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[normal otter]

vorp

[fallow pawn]

u wait

[naive jolt]

wait for what, i don't have permission to send messages there

[lapis lava]

smartest discord user

[fallow pawn]

wait for it to open

[naive jolt]

i'm very intelligent, shut up 🤪

[crude fern]

https://they-them-the.ir/fzivfAgL.png

[fallow pawn]

nyo.

[unborn halo]

Nope. Back in my day we played Jumpman. Infocom text adventures. Karateka.

[civic bolt]

Oh my lord

[grand crypt]

Hey guys, got unmuted. Just wanted to tell y'all I am shitting bricks rn

[unborn halo]

I’m ancient.

Parts of me have petrified.

[fallow pawn]

im deforesting

[naive jolt]

is there a problem

[unborn halo]

💩 🧱

[bold adder]

why does google docs think im british

[grand crypt]

If taken literally, sure

[bold adder]

i live in the mfing UNITED STATES 🦅 🔥

[grand crypt]

Because you have your Google docs set to British English

Also colour is better

[twin linden]

oh okay

[grand crypt]

Fuck all americans

Stupid bitches

[twin linden]

I don't get muted for saying the funny word anymore

[bold adder]

:(

[twin linden]

nice

[twin linden]

true

[wooden socket]

its colour not color

[twin linden]

it's color.

[wooden socket]

colour.

[naive jolt]

oh nvm i guess i am blind, not dumb

[twin linden]

color.

[naive jolt]

😭

[wooden socket]

colour.

[bold adder]

no wonder aluminum wanted to correct itself to aluminium

[unborn halo]

Why are you so mean to us? 🥺

[bold adder]

i prefer aluminium tho

[wooden socket]

its neighbour not neighbor

its favourite not favorite

[bold adder]

bri ish

[naive jolt]

cease.

[grand crypt]

Erection day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

Go vote

[twin linden]

neighbor* favorite* even my auto-correct says it

[wooden socket]

why does trump use wordpress

[civic bolt]

what did you do

#mac

[wooden socket]

https://vote.donaldjtrump.com/wp-login.php

its wordpress

[twin linden]

probably for the same reason other ppl use wordpress

[civic bolt]

😢

[lapis lava]

did you push to gh

[paper gate]

@civic bolt @open pasture @lapis lava

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/itchy-nose-snake-hognose-blanket-gif-11127955664354561390

what should I put in here

[main wyvern]

shiggy

[fallow pawn]

theyre so dumb

[stiff urchin]

theyre just silly 🥺

[boreal torrent]

get a new one

:/

[dense aspen]

<3

[fallow pawn]

??

[dense aspen]

Ehhh best get a dedicated GPU just to be safe

[tight timber]

ping me when vencord gets updated for chrome.

[dense aspen]

:3

[tight timber]

I'm not paying cash >:Y

[vale agate]

crucify me

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/excaliburger-saber-eating-burger-saber-cosplay-gif-23166551

goat

[main wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/476640345443139595/1223620803988291645/togif.gif

[civic bolt]

Whar

[river thunder]

@lapis lava, <t:1730814265:R>: make vendroid.nin0.dev redirect to vdenhanced github

@lapis lava, <t:1730843557:R>: …

[mystic salmon]

til about vdenchanced

[regal star]

:3

[mystic salmon]

:3

[vivid junco]

I almost just leaked a picture of my face

i hate my clipboard

[regal star]

clipboards

yeah

they can be weird

[vivid junco]

I almost leaked the bike track where i went to as well in the image

[regal star]

can i dox u.......

[vivid junco]

no you may not

unless you have access to my PC I doubt you have any information on me that you could use to dox me

[regal star]

:c

[visual marsh]

Hm

Just discovered Vesktop

I'm so glad I'm using this instead of regular Discord

[vivid junco]

me using regular discord.

on the web

[visual marsh]

lmao

[vivid junco]

who the fuck is that

oh

[river thunder]

@lapis lava, <t:1730843038:R>: unneedy

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow I built a netherportal at the villager house and it somehow went next to our other portal without any linking issues

amazing..

[winter girder]

Cant wait for tomorrow

[native locust]

vencord being down really changed my perspective

its made me thankful for the features it offers

[native locust]

whats going on tmrw

[winter girder]

Election results being counted

[native locust]

OH YEAAA

i got 20 bucks on the election

trump for the win

[winter girder]

So obvious your a little kid

[crude fern]

NEW TRUTH

[fallow pawn]

ur 14

[winter girder]

What are they gonna do? "No no no, don't fill the kamala box, fill the trump box"

[winter girder]

Little kid meaning <13

[desert goblet]

sometimes i hate being dev build

https://madeline.blahaj.shop/4ioxmg0u.png

[crude fern]

im postin bangers

ongong

[winter girder]

Start saying you endorse trump /j

[crude fern]

oh i do

[visual marsh]

Hey question. Is there a way to scale the Vesktop app besides just the text?

[winter girder]

Femboys for trump!!

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @winter girder)

[visual marsh]

Lemme post in support

[crude fern]

OH I DO.

[visual marsh]

Oh nvm support is locked

[native locust]

i grew up in a middle class family

[visual marsh]

Support is locked

[crude fern]

AHAHA

[visual marsh]

Oh lol

Well thanks

[unique wyvern]

uhhhh

ok

[native locust]

to understand inflation, you first have to understand that resources have to be stretched

[visual marsh]

Yeah

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-ran-ran-yakumo-chen-yakumo-cat-dance-gif-11241004767653896065

[native locust]

yea vote for the person who changes accents wherever she goes

[unique wyvern]

it's just lyting

[visual marsh]

Gotcha

[unique wyvern]

why is it lying

i can connect to the game services

[winter girder]

No...no... how dare you play that game.. offline

[fallow pawn]

thats some talent tho

[native locust]

also, how does the side of politics someone is on dictate how old or young someone is

[native locust]

real, i cant even do that

[fallow pawn]

very nice up here

[candid cape]

1 balls

[native locust]

more importantly, why she laugh all the time

[candid cape]

2 ball

[bold adder]

fumo mart

[candid cape]

balls

[native locust]

i be getting stuck up there so many times

[winter girder]

Electoral college shouldn't exist, change my mind

[native locust]

its such a complicated way of doing something simple

whats even worse are the states that dont require ID to vote

[winter girder]

It should be MAJOIRTY vote, not "I decide not you cuz I'm better"

[native locust]

i never understood how banning guns would reduce gun violence

[woven drift]

can you explain why that's bad?

[native locust]

like if someone were dedicated enough they could do it

[bold adder]

"i am an immigrant from outside the united states, i can just go in and vote, i also have 50000 other friends who will vote the same person as me cause i paid them"

[native locust]

uhhhhh yea. ID is a way of identifying who someone is. lack of ID required to vote means voter fraud can exist

[winter girder]

How does Europe do it then

[winter girder]

It's called a signature

[native locust]

we had to fight the taxes somehow

[native locust]

i allegedly forge taxes all the time

london 💀

[bold adder]

if we ban knives and guns people would kill with cars

[native locust]

stabbings

[winter girder]

A knife is easier to combat then a rapidly firing machine

[native locust]

what kind of AR are u referencing

full autos have much higher restrictions than semi auto guns

[winter girder]

A bullet travels faster then a human arm

[native locust]

exactly, so shouldnt i have a gun for home defense?

i have a glock 17 but your solution for combatting knives is guns

[winter girder]

I never said that?? Are you slow?? 💀

[native locust]

the dude doesnt understand the 21 feet rule

[main wyvern]

the finder icon is making this look intimidating

[native locust]

a knife travels slower than a bullet, but how would u combat against knives

[winter girder]

You do, it's called running, you can't run from bullets

[winter girder]

Unless the shooter is fucking terrible

[native locust]

knives do more damage than bullets depending on the kind of tip

[native locust]

if i were to stab someone i wouldnt go for someone fast. banning guns isnt gonna reduce gun violence

in fact, we've seen time and time again, gun laws get slightly looser after gun violence

[winter girder]

Knives can be used for other things but killing. A guns sole purpose is to kill

[native locust]

no

a gun can be used for target practice and self defense

[main wyvern]

idk personally i'd just eat the knife

[bold adder]

would a gun cut a steak well

[winter girder]

Give me an example that a gun can be used for anything else

[signal rose]

I can't find any evidence of this

[native locust]

to stop and prevent danger

[native locust]

https://www.vox.com/23283057/gun-laws-loosen-mass-shootings-texas

https://www.vox.com/23283057/gun-laws-loosen-mass-shootings-texas

[bold adder]

please use reuters

[winter girder]

Vox

[native locust]

whats wrong with vox

[bold adder]

Vox has been described as left-leaning and progressive.

[native locust]

its not made up news, ik its biased but there are still facts

rarely

[bold adder]

cute

[native locust]

hollow points and some glocks

[signal rose]

it seems like the article you gave is advocating for tigher gun laws ?

[native locust]

not all guns are 50 cal desert eagles and shoot fmj

[native locust]

screw mental healthcare, i need regular health care

[velvet hill]

if someone is shooting at you, tackle them

if someone got a knife just skedaddle

[native locust]

nah fire back

[native locust]

depends on how far they are

[solemn plank]

i am bullet proof

[native locust]

if its futher than 21 feet im mag dumping

[keen junco]

it's something that is still around from the days of slavery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsIris92D7Y

[crude fern]

rate

[native locust]

superman

[native locust]

oh yea, mst of the stuff is outdated as hell

[crude fern]

oh no EVIL

[velvet hill]

why is it cinematic 😭

[bold adder]

idk i just got if off wikipedia (lazy)

[solemn plank]

im borreedddddd

[velvet hill]

wikipedia eveeee 😭 more left leaning

insanity

[crude fern]

having a bias doesnt make all ur work invalid

[native locust]

real

[bold adder]

[bold adder]

true

[native locust]

;-;

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/itchy-nose-snake-hognose-blanket-gif-11127955664354561390

[winter girder]

It's different when it's supposed to be news

[crude fern]

for example

[native locust]

darwin got the right answer

[velvet hill]

sadly true

[winter girder]

Biases can hide facts or other sides of the story

[crude fern]

not everything can be unbiased

[bold adder]

i voted for shiggy

[main wyvern]

hatsune miku 2024

[native locust]

vote for trump, i got 20 bucks on him. if he wins i'll break u a portion jk

[velvet hill]

if you read too much propaganda, eveeee 😭 knowing that it is such content, you will eveeee 😭tually start believing it

[crude fern]

thats why you read multiple perspectives

[velvet hill]

GUH TEXTREPLACE SO INSANE

[crude fern]

vote trump

[native locust]

up up down down left right left right a b

[winter girder]

Vote up, heard they want to make everyone go back to sleep

[solemn plank]

people really looking for unbiased news... most stories are by one person

[native locust]

oh hell nah bros introducing me to crazy taxes

[solemn plank]

is this a new sega game

[crude fern]

chat

[native locust]

only if i lost my 1 bucks

[native locust]

new voting strat just dropped

[crude fern]

he wants you to vote for trump

[velvet hill]

they get passed to an editor

who ultimately decides what to print/publish/whatever

[crude fern]

sir this is vencord. take that shit elsewhere.

[solemn plank]

well that makes two people then

[native locust]

daily mail is some ass tho

[crude fern]

VOTE

[solemn plank]

the next message

[velvet hill]

Ye

[native locust]

nooo vote tonka jahari

[bold adder]

IT STARTED

[native locust]

OOOO

[main wyvern]

wow

[native locust]

GIMME MY 20 BUCKS!!!

[solemn plank]

the holes

they are all digging

what is their goals

[crude fern]

i win

I WIN

HAHA

[solemn plank]

who are you

[crude fern]

FUCK Y'ALL I LOVE ELECTION FRAUD

[native locust]

uhh

[bold adder]

i think harris is gonna win

[crude fern]

its trump

hes gonna win

i called it days ago

[native locust]

are u the dude who writes their own name for the election

[bold adder]

idk people on both sides say that

[crude fern]

i had a dream

[bold adder]

but i feel like democrats say that more

[crude fern]

he came to me in a dream

told me

[solemn plank]

i hope trump loses purely so elh is humbled

[crude fern]

he won

and i saw him as president

[native locust]

elh?

[bold adder]

💀

[crude fern]

@harsh minnow god bless trump

[native locust]

oh yea, that was so gray

[bold adder]

Netanyahu sacks defence minister, jolting Israeli politics as war grinds on

the world is exploding

[solemn plank]

they care more about attack

[velvet hill]

wtf

[solemn plank]

simple as that

[bold adder]

REAL

[velvet hill]

stellaluna back

no more elh

ınsane]

[native locust]

everyone has their ups and downs but has JD vance done anything bad?

[velvet hill]

kanye "ye" omari west

[native locust]

flip a coin

[bold adder]

he said some wild shit

[crude fern]

https://1a-1791.com/video/s8/2/C/f/5/p/Cf5pu.caa.mp4?b=1&u=ummtf

[shrewd imp]

I can't physically flip a coin.

Do you want me to simulate a coin flip and tell you heads or tails?

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Question

Flip a coin

[velvet hill]

he said some ınsane shit

[native locust]

like what, im geniuenly wanna know, not tryna be a smartass or defend him

[solemn plank]

theres a few couches in the crowd, they would like a word

[slate bloom]

legit hate discord sometimes- i thought vencord break was my fault (recently wiped my pc) but nahhhh discord strikes again

[bold adder]

💀

[crude fern]

HES RIGHT

[native locust]

me too bro

[keen junco]

it was my fault, sorry

[native locust]

my read all notif button is back tho

[slate bloom]

huh?

[main wyvern]

it was his fault

[slate bloom]

ye pc was laggy so i had to sadly wipe it :(

[velvet hill]

realistically vote for the person who impacts you personally the best

[native locust]

rip

[slate bloom]

chat this man right here needs to get elected

[ripe basin]

where does vencord located?

[keen junco]

i blew up a server at discord hq

[main wyvern]

In the hard drive

[solemn plank]

under there

[native locust]

only if he creates a national grill day

[ripe basin]

Not funny

[slate bloom]

they have one already

[ripe basin]

Just say the location

[slate bloom]

4th of july

[slate bloom]

aw shucks

[main wyvern]

drive

[solemn plank]

haha i made you angry

[native locust]

i wanna be able to fire my gun in the air violently while grilling

[slate bloom]

hmmmmmm

[ripe basin]

i'm need location

Just

[slate bloom]

new years

[ripe basin]

like

[fallow pawn]

ez

[native locust]

also, did u know that in maryland, if u have a hunting license u can buy armor penetrating rounds?

[main wyvern]

the ven cord is located in your storage device

i am very helpful

[ripe basin]

C:\Users\Admin\Appdata\Local

[native locust]

incase deer are wearing ceramic plates

[ripe basin]

BRO

[velvet hill]

%APPDATALOCAL%

[slate bloom]

in there /j

[velvet hill]

%APPDATA%\.minecraft

[main wyvern]

in there /srs

[crude fern]

he sounds like hes crying

[ripe basin]

I don't have minecraft installed

[native locust]

i dont think anyone makes those any more

[solemn plank]

-8.68265, -74.47327

[native locust]

they are also illegal in the state of maryland

no, they alr have those in DC

[ripe basin]

Bro, I'm just want to delete themes

[main wyvern]

I don't like it

[slate bloom]

💀

[velvet hill]

🅐🅡🅜🅞🅡 🅟🅔🅝🅔🅣🅡🅐🅣🅘🅝🅖 🅡🅞🅤🅝🅓🅢 🅘🅝 🅑🅘🅞

[native locust]

in texas they have ammunition in vending machines

out of all the states, maryland is the only state where flamethrowers are illegal

[solemn plank]

metal whirring sorry buddy cant hear you

[main wyvern]

00h 09m 17s timeout remaining

[dusky forge]

A random cat just showed up at my house

[fallow pawn]

smite so underrated

[dusky forge]

I Hope it finds it’s way home

We can’t take it in

[slate bloom]

search your files for a .css file, delete the unwanted theme there

[native locust]

dude that reminds me of the squarrel :<

[dusky forge]

It seems scared and hungry

[native locust]

shit tragic

[slate bloom]

you cant edit shit on your actual vencord rn because discord broke it again

[dusky forge]

At least we had some food we could give it

[solemn plank]

lmfao what happebed

[main wyvern]

must've got automodded

[harsh minnow]

my bad

[native locust]

did u hear about the squirrel?

[solemn plank]

trolled too hard

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/emirichu-heart-myheart-cute-gif-20679077

[dusky forge]

I live in the most different place to New York you can basically get

[native locust]

???

[native locust]

wdym

[dusky forge]

Me being here raised the minority percentage by 1 entire percent

There are 39 registered voters here

[native locust]

vote for trump

[bold adder]

🎍 ‼️

[dusky forge]

I’d rather not vote for either Harris or trump

[native locust]

fair choice

[solemn plank]

rotting 😊

[native locust]

yall heard of cornhub

[bold adder]

it has corn

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow can you sing this song

[native locust]

https://cornhub.website

[river thunder]

@lapis lava, <t:1730842764:R>: unneedy

[bold adder]

piss

[fallow pawn]

corny ngl

[native locust]

its got petite corn

and oiled up corn

[fallow pawn]

Do you guys put mayonnaise on your corn

[native locust]

no

[fallow pawn]

i do

[native locust]

omg

[bold adder]

any dose of mayo is lethal

[native locust]

real

mayo is created by democrats to sway the election

https://tenor.com/view/tinfoil-hat-gif-19189292

[fallow pawn]

I put mayonnaise and after I put some tajin

[native locust]

embed fail

[solemn plank]

i swear that if i become president. party rocking will be mandated

[fallow pawn]

a whole corn on a cob

[solemn plank]

it will be free

[native locust]

but they work against each other

[fallow pawn]

also i put some cheese

then I get this

[modest quarry]

[fallow pawn]

so yummy

[native locust]

damn that looks tasty

[fallow pawn]

trust me it is

[solemn plank]

@fallow pawn can you find a way to block me from moderator-only so discord stops putting it in my channel list

[native locust]

hide channel

[fallow pawn]

mute the channel

[solemn plank]

it keeps coming bacj

[native locust]

right click the server icon

[solemn plank]

discord keeps recommending it

[fallow pawn]

plugin to hide recommendations now!!

[native locust]

and deselect the box that says "show all channels"

[bold adder]

ill eat takoyaki with mayo

but anything else no

[solemn plank]

no i know how to hide a fucking channel

its that it keeps recommending me it afyer i hide it

[native locust]

doex ur rank mean u have big perms or smth

[solemn plank]

i tell it no

[bold adder]

you could right click > "mute channel > until i turn it back on" and then "hide all muted channels"

[ripe basin]

Thanks

[fallow pawn]

yea

[native locust]

whos the owner of this place

[fallow pawn]

vending.machine

[solemn plank]

how do i do this on mobile...

[bold adder]

uh

1 sec

[ripe basin]

BOO! Did i scare you? I’m a bar of soap 🧼 hust here to remind you to get ur ahh in the 🚿 shower and go outside because the smell through the screen is not very pleasant, Over and out

[native locust]

just give me ur user and pass and i do it for u jk

[solemn plank]

?

i just showered

[native locust]

whats this guy on

[solemn plank]

i am not affected by your copypastas

[ripe basin]

Meth 2 kilogramms

[native locust]

how do i get img perms

[fallow pawn]

AAAAAAAA SHOWERS

[solemn plank]

im rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you @ripe basin

[native locust]

typical discord mods smh

[slate bloom]

bro wtf- im using discord on the app to try and test something and its....worse than web...

IM GOIN BACK YALL

[native locust]

discord app has BEEN lacking

[fallow pawn]

talk a lot, donate, contribute, or convince me

[solemn plank]

i love how you can TELL this discord mod shit all started because someone was pissy about a mute or smth

[slate bloom]

ight imma brb, i gotta go do hygeine

[native locust]

gib perms pls

[fallow pawn]

what will you post

[native locust]

im abouta pull a saul goodman kinda performance

[solemn plank]

this feels like a skill check

irl fallout skill check

[native locust]

initially i was gonna post a screenshot of a msg someone deleted here

[fallow pawn]

do you have any talents @native locust

[native locust]

but its not relavant at the moment so prolly not that

[native locust]

i think

i do what i think is cool stuff

[fallow pawn]

what kinda stuff