#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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scary
👽?
they changed the fucking carrier name to "I have 5G"
ICON CONTEST NOW
thats scary
WILD
mine will win, i spent a whole 2 min on it
give me admin and I'll do it
yess I still have the assets
Jeśli powiedzą że masz 5G, masz 5G 
i do not have 5g
well
i do
has anyone else heard the new machine girl album
but i turned it off
I still have the piss color glitch
Why
don't need it
chat will kamala legalize weed
I get bits and pieces in my area and I like it
isnt it already legal somewhere?
pls say yes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cries
tbf i can survive on 50/10
like half the us
and i get like 400 either way on 4g
can everyone be quiet my head hurts
no
i thought it was some island, maybe growing weed was legal there i can't remember
i can be quieter
but i wont shut up
half the usa
source?
ill whisper
ive been living on 20/20 for my entire life...
insane
im having dementia sorry
youll get used to downloading genshin update for half a day lol
thanks
tomorrow wing will wake up
JOE BIDEN REFERENCE???
download GTA
Huh, this is 5G for me
ICE CREAM???
wtf
joever
i use gigabit dorm internet nowaydays hah
i get at least 600 on 5g
what if no candidate got a single vote
blame discord for subpar engineering
I burnt the entire us gov to the ground
I'm in the middle of a park that somehow has 5g so
not pissbot industries
The successor to cumcord
Lc.i joe biden as a frog
@cosmic otter
wth
They're making the frogs gay
poland noticed
pooland*
what do you have against poland
everything
Not Poland, but am polish yes
i still can't belive he posted this
shoggycord
dzień dobry
like?
siema
bobr kurwa
Lmao wtf
Also wasn't repair of McDonald's ice cream machines recently legalized under biden
yes i have a truth social account
votes are literally being bought and no one cares, the country is being run into the ground and people care more about keeping their 800+
Googled this for Spain lmao mb
Remembered there isn't a president in Spain
who is vance
Couch fucker
i think the mac mini is actually a reasonable mini pc for coding and creating
your phone
Votes were bought in two recent elections too afaik, one in Croatia one somewhere else
if vance didnt run around trumps feet id say hes a chill guy
were you not in SBM?
i am
oh nwm he's the vp of the republican party
Thank you roz, I forgot 🙏
hope that trump wins
i got banned from that dumpsterfire
or ill cry
np koda, always here to help
i voted weeks ago
What the fuck??? How are you saying the couch fucker is a chill guy???
skul
FUCK YOU
Reminds me of the picture of a couch with a suspicious colour scheme
AND YOU DIDNT WRITE ME IN???
What fucking couch???
bikea couch...
lc.i bi ikea couch
Who the fuck would buy an experimental art couch
I feel like a couch is one thing that you want to blend in
You fart into that shit
i have nightmares
Bathroom
Nah it's called the fart drawer here
500 dollars for students is actually amazing
Only drawer I have is the piss drawer
i thought you supported trump
"bisexual couch"
yes
couches r sexual now guys
Sexual couch
you dont remember that
That must be a joke, there isn't a chance there are trump supporters in this server that are even semi active
LC.img electric shock stock image
either 21 or 22 i dont remember
Perfect
soda
Alt right vencord member before GTA 5 is crazy
sodas gone but they struck me as someone that might vote for trump
GTA 5 before GTA 6
Yeah but they are an oddball so I think that's the sole exception
they left yeah
Wing voted that one party nobody has heard about
the supervillain guild
why would i know that
Voting for the legalize vencord party
Wait proves my point
i never knew ikea existed until this year
a few supervillains teamed up and formed a political party
due to u guys even
If this message gets 500 stars I will run for president with the party name being "vencord regulars"
they do shit like rob banks with those bags that have dollar signs on them
Where vencord regulars get more rights
Sometimes when I hear political party I just think of politicans absolutely jamming it
no these guys just commit like cartoony shenanigans
wtf?????
yea
do u not have ikea in brazil
Steal lollypops from children n shi
like one guy just wants to put his face on mt rushmore
How tf, you thought blahajes were wild animals?
Bullshit, I accidentally go to the Brazilian IKEA at least once a month
do you mean ikea portugal
I knew about IKEA since I was like 4 and decided to look at the writing underneath one of the tables in the living room
theres no ikea in brazil
No, IKEA Brazil
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i do i'm just saying that vance has been getting a lot of bad rep just for being around trump
Here there are IKEA but they're hours away by public transit
i think he's chill
Idk, but I end up on Brazilian IKEA once a month
And they don't deliver small items
HE FUCKED A COUCH???
lc.g transgender ivy league schools
wtf 😭
LC.g blahaj controversy
huge thing on Twitter
omg
hold on i need to read this
it's shiggycord now
you love vance
The fireworks are loud here
that's crazy, i see where he's going but yea there are big flaws with his argument
LC.g jd Vance couch
is saying "couchussy" too risque for this server
well you already said it
i forgor
if i had a nickel for every person ive met named korbo id have 2 nickels which isnt alot but its weird its happened twice
i eat bugs
no im pretty sure vance admitted he did that
Wonder what fireworks are like as a pilot
i have a guy at my school named korbo
starts excreting in fear
the plugin to show hidden channels is broken
i'll go find it then later
lc.g cheeseburger
-# Food
A cheeseburger is a hamburger with a slice of melted cheese on top of the meat patty, added near the end of the cooking time. Cheeseburgers can include variations in structure, ingredients and composition. ⁽¹⁾
wrong one
wdym where hes going
lc.img cheeseburger
quick question guys: vesktop has its own client, vesktop can work with vanilla discord as a client. it is not necessary to keep both discord and vesktop client on your system.
i could REALLY go for a cheeseburger rn im a huge fatass
theres no fucking oh i see his point because he HAS no real point there
I've eaten cooked crickets before, they crunched into tiny pieces that got stuck in your teeth and had an odd aftertaste
thats not a question
bro is just trying to appeal to ppl
by saying outrageous and false shit
i have to feed my tarantula crickets and i will never eat crickets because i know what they smell like while they're alive and its really not good
right. I mean to clarify: the question is wether that is true?
lc.g McDonald's near me
did betterfolders broke again
vesktop is its own app yes
everything broke but they fixing it
no one is transitioning their children to get them into ivy leagues
it wouldn't work anyways
lc.img cheeseburger
cheeseburger
lc.g affirmative action
Yeah pretty chill
ahem
i mean
Fucking hell like dozens of fireworks are going off less than 340m from me they are so fucking loud
does everyone use it that way? can I uninstall discord app completly only keeping vesktop client?
ic.g giraffe weevil
HELLO.O-
cheeseburger
I think I can hear sonic booms
lc.img teamspeak
look at this creature its very funny
does everyone use it that way
personal preference
can I uninstall discord app completly only keeping vesktop client?
it is its own app, so yes
Like you hear the sound of the firework but then further than you you hear a violent airy sound
Happens just after you hear the firework
rucka rucka ali is 🔥
thanks.
lc.img grilled cheese
lc.img rucka rucka ali
lol what 😭
man yall making me hungry
he gives very flawed arguments on the possible benefits of becoming trans
stuff about where certain things are appropriate
how people who are suffering generally want change so they're likely to vote liberal
lc.img juicy burger
lc.img spaghetti
LC.img blobfish in natural habitat
lc.img lasagna
ic.img hoagie
like they might sound good on paper maybe but yea big big flaws
he does say wild shit
a story in two images
vee we're busy ordering lunch rn
ic.img garlic knots
lc.img cheese pizza
garlic knots are top tier
mfs sharing the most generic popular food known to man
bro what in the american is this
blahaj????
what the fuck is this
i'm eating a burger rn
wing eats this daily
LC.img pierogi ruskie
wtf 💀
that is a terrible cheese pizza
PIEROGIES!!! peak
bro who says cheese pizza
lc.img little Caesars cheese pizza
I would eat mozarella pizza but this
it's Pizza Margherita
first polls close tonight
idk
it'll be a while
little caesars sucks chain pizza in general sucks local pizza place supremacy
they're different here
LC.img gulasz
lc.ss autistic.kids
american food is 50 times more fatty
lc.img margherita pizza
lc.img stroganoff
yum!
good
lc.ss https://autistic.kids
From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.
@shadow owl
nooo
i like cheese pizza but not margherita pizza
lc.ss https://vencord.app
Vencord is the ultimate Discord tool with 100+ plugins, including SpotifyControls, Translate, and Free Emotes/Stickers
⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
cheese pizza by itself is so gross
hate
i like mushrooms on my pizza
DuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified.
but not if the mushrooms are dry as shit
what if you put 3kg of butter
fried butter
i put parmesan and crushed red peppers on it
ic.img steak fries
nop
i don't like meat
cheese my absolutely beloved
wing vegetarian
Is there a bot that can recover all the photos or banners that I have used on discord?
by happenstance
data package
wing is muslim
lc.img vencord
oh hey my vencord is alive again
its just an autism thing
data packages have history?
well my monthly check in is done now goodbye fellas
nice discussing lunch with yall
will they let me know when it happens
needs an RSS feed
LC.ss chrome://dino
Huh
i like tomatoes but hate onions
LC.ss chrome://settings
mmm toes
WAAAAAA
LC.ss mozilla://about
LC.ss chrome://newtab
tomato sauce: good
fried tomato: bad
onion: horrible
pickle:worst
1984
i hate tomato sauce too
pissbot only allowed in off topic if you're googling images of food
i have never eaten pickles tho
lc.img fried pizza
onions are good
LC.img bread sandwich
i always vomit when eating onions
lc.img zooter
onions suck
are you sure you're not allergic bro
what the fuck
ZOOT IS THE PHP ELEPHANT?
also mayonnaise is horrible
Could you explain to me how I do this?
mayonnaise hate
perhaps
LC.ss chrome://version
Again blocked
like i also hate onions but that sounds like a health issue
mayonnaise so gross
or maybe i just have eaten terrible onions
i hate tomatoes and most things derived from tomatoes
like ketchup
LC.ss https://webfetch.js.org/
Browser information tool used to display information about your browser and it's host system, such as the browser, engine, OS etc.
wing likes pizza with mayonnaise instead of pizza sauce
i hate mayonnaise
lc.ss about:blank
i love tomatoes! they so delicious
mayonnaise and ketchup honestly suck
what the fuck
mayonnaise looks so disgusting
lc.ss https://nekocord.dev
ketchup is very good
is my site still broken
i like mayo but only in small amounts
payment required
lc.ss https://ayuxia.net
guh stop taking screenshots
@cosmic otter wing
windows 10 there is something wrong with you if you are eating rice with ketchup
WHY WOULD YOU EAT RICE WITH KETCHUP
LC.ss https://catodon.social/
🌎 Home of Catodon, a new platform for fedi communities, initially based on Iceshrimp/Firefish/Misskey. Be aware that our first release is not out yet, so things are still experimental.
GROSS
ketchup rice tastes very good
ok
you must try
no ima stick to my sweet n sour sauce rice
bad
lc.img deep dish pizza
ketchup tastes so bad
@harsh minnow
GROSS
that looks so gross
out of curiousity ayuxia do you think ketchup tastes spicy or anything like that
lc.img pizza de calabresa com queijo
good pizza
no
i just hate the taste of it
That is not my website
fair
guh hop off screenshots
personally i think best condiment is like most salad dressings that are so good for no reason
@paper gate
how
spiders crawl on you while you sleep
ice spice
@nocturne bough mantikafasi.crx
LC.ss localhost
give up already
its also probably properply containerd
<:i:1263591655143903314> 🇻🇳 Vietnamese <:i:1263590004886863902> 🇺🇸 English
disintegrate
LC.ass 192.168.0.1
you wont get anything out of it
<:i:1263591655143903314> 🇵🇹 Portuguese <:i:1263590004886863902> 🇺🇸 English
frog
guh
lc.img water ice
Got banned from a discord bot once because I abused it to replace people's messages with owo
pretty sure everything in pissbot is abusing some kind of free service
yum
slushy
<:i:1263591655143903314> 🇵🇱 Polish <:i:1263590004886863902> 🇺🇸 English
frog
no water iceis more solid than a slushy
wing detects frog mentioned
is vencord platform indicator not working correctly for u guys?
then it doesnt use puppetteer or smthn 
İıİı
@jaunty ore explaination
pretty sure no
yeah can expect from nutty
snow cone
colorful
hello
turkish so weird why does it have dotless i
Yeah LC.ss smells like puppeteer
doesnt french have a weird character too
woah
sort of like that but not really where u live they might call it italian ice
idk whats ss is using im abusing someone's screenshot service
marvin howls at the moon
@jaunty ore answer or I will send pou
soon
LC.g what is capital ß
its prolly just puppeteer in the background
lc.g water ice
lmaoo
Italian ice
-# Food
Italian ice is a semi-frozen sweetened treat composed of finely granulated ice and fruit concentrates, juices, or purées, or other natural or artificial food flavorings.
⁽¹⁾
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, À, Â, Ç, É, È, Ê, Ë, Ï, Ô, Œ, Ù, Ü
tf is œ
how
EXCLUSIVE pissbot leak
yeah "water ice" is a phillyism apparantly which surprised me ive lived in PA my whole life and had no idea it had another name
lc.google œ
Œ ... For other uses, see OE (disambiguation). Œ (minuscule: œ) is a Latin alphabet grapheme, a ligature of o and e. In medieval and early modern Latin, it was ...
WHY DONT THEY JUST SPELL O AND E
Weirdest letters in polish are probably ą, ę or ł, tf is œ
piss colored pfp
INSANE
ź lore
What does Kai mean
@nocturne bough
probably google returning stupid data again
critical bug
yeah
Stew bid
what else would it be
love
@nocturne bough did you vote
good
shiggycord
ß
some incredibly stupid shit is going down in another server im in and for once im not involved or expected to help people so i can just watch
@stark herald fressy
spanish zeet
guh stop doing screenshots
wing so angry
zootah
fresser
ayuxer
fres real name Fregley
best uno strategy ive tried
critical fix issued
borgar
- #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
- bd plugins are not supported to my knowledge
- bidirectional mic is:
- against TOS
- explicitly disallowed in #rules
- automodded
- a virus according to some mebers
marijuana is such a funny name
lc.update
lc.rl -s
Reloaded commands on 2/2 shards in 2395ms.
i had burger for dinner today
so slow
i will pr rce and youll merge it
the burger was not being held gently
wait pissbot is yours?
Reloaded commands on 2/2 shards in 183ms.
regular reload is faste
did it had mayonnaise
yeah?
neat
contribute to discord security when
horror
me omw to report 500 low issues that have no actual impact on user security but still fit under some stupid guideline of the programme
well you still get money

i dont need mone
its their fault for accepting
i need monke
rich
2 seconds
the update
It takes however long they take to accept it
hi
Me after reporting broken markdown and somehow it's Low and got $100 bounty
and does anyone know the exact time they would? no..
how was it broken
I hate online classes so much
wtf happened in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
💀
read
discord pushed big update
im trying
actually maybe dont write it here
since its technically confidental
if you are gonna write dm alhamdulillah
it's fixed now but okay
still it counts as confidental
you need to request disclose from h1
technology is advancing at a rapid pace
reminds me of someone...
@cosmic otter i just realized... duct tape
reminds me of several people actually
my favourite security meme is people reporting lows in groups of three or four
can we have labsCore Coal
it took OVER AN HOUR for Idiot "Korbo" to realize Duct Tape can be used
pick one
shiggy cola
I really dont get collabs
spark is so out of place
spark is also dead
the asset one is closest in color to coal
i got added to a collab report, i didnt get rep nor the money

lol the asset worker used to upload some auto generated files
I at least understand low severity reports
he added me after he got paid out
some people do this for money
but i moved to abusing google's image cdn to format those properly
and if they do give money its kinda dumb to not report
lmao
(ofc this doesnt mean brute force stupid bugs to get valid one)
if i had to guess this is literally just a bd emulator injected into vencord
so its still bd
what was labsCore spark
ye
g
SHOGGYCORD
i also couldn't be arsed to maintain two codebases for it
all the ai stuff is kinda wack
samaracord
i only ever use bard and tldr
which one is the one with secret overpowered features
dont think either will ever release publicly
give access
disappointment
the pissbot 9000 one is an account i made in case my main bot didnt get the message intent
well
the frontend is public
i dont open source the backend cause i can't
well i mean i can but then all the companies would patch whatever im doing to access their services
once skids find out and copy all my work for free googel
so if i reload discord vencord is gonna break right
just host it on some git service no ones ever heard of
i dont wanna
my limbs are detachable
nah im fine with the current solution
the frontend/bot itself is fully open source, i deploy the code thats pushed to the repo
ooo what is this
Chat is it weird that I'm scared that I might genuinely lose my human rights today (I'm an American with nowhere to go and it's election day)
devilarek
the backend is really just bundled api calls and some response formatting
for the frontend to display nicely
devilrek code
you could reimplement most of it yourself if you really felt like it
vencord but super unstable

lab score
i hate when i want to download something specific and this is the only site offering it
sorry i want u to wait

what is it called
how i feel
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
98mb is honestly fine
so expensive too
i've spent like
download speed throttling at its finest
i didnt mean to reply
np
35 minutes later: Download failed, virus detected.
my friend's git ssh host only accessible through like 3 jump hosts
download couldn't error either it wouldn't let me continue it
why is #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 locked?
yeah usually there's a maximum window you can download it in
read the messages
STOP RENAMING THIS SERVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It answers if you look
i need local server names plugin
turkish simulator
view 🆙
I read it twice but apparently my brain didn't process the last part
view up... update...
pull up
reading comprehension...
what about those who never ever update discord (or vencord)
death
actually someone ping me next time everything's stable and i'll lock a different version
I have to restart it every time for it to even detect an update, or open the channel for it to say "no updates found" and then having to restart anyways
vesktop moment
my distro automatically disables discord self-updates
ultimately I am always outdated
there's no discord update if I use vesktop tho, but my question is how?
Can't wait for either Kamala to get elected and nothing happens or Trump gets elected and i have to fly to a different country/live in hiding
true
democracy at its finest
Correction: partial democracy at its finest
In a full democracy this shit woulda been solved years ago imo
the package repo I use wraps discord while installing to make it run a python script to disable updates when it launches
does someone know if i got banned from vencord?
oh fuck that exploded chat
U did, sorry 😔
yes welcome to shiggycord
did vencord get nuked
self advertising
ban this guy
yes
i have never contributed to the package repo
my package repo
are you dumb
clarified for you
"the packege repo I use"
"clarified for you"
shut the fuck up
samu.lol owns a ford explorer and a cybertruck
so rude
is someone angy?
no vencord settings on chrome extention
ok
ok
I own a fiat panda 4x4 1985
(Auto-response invoked by @daring cloud)
mods, give samu.lol a warm blanket and a glass of milk
ohh
samu lives in my basement
didnt even think to look was js letting yall kno
And then make it really hot outside
(Auto-response invoked by @humble trench)
Boiling
factually incorrect, I live in nin0s basement
less live, more like held captive
ok one sec lemme just grab him a blanky and get him some milk
<@127082304974618...
nino is my wife
plot twist: they are roommates
@daring cloud are you a getallmylinks.com user
you are now our neet son
vencord lore
you are weird
The fuck is that website
i don't actually have any of my links congregated anywhere
i already told you, do not talk to me
1 Blocked Message
Kinda goes hard ngl
wdym
guy how do I get free house?
money
two block jump
i am EVIL i do EVIL things
you're in the wrong server
ooooo
live in the walls
join China Technology Informatic Limited Inc.
ah my bad
Sorry, every vencord user is a property owner and also a realtor, we can only overprice you homes
this is all fault of people
guys how do i ban all these fucking degenerates
vencord support blocked
find a resort home and squat in it
use v🍌, vban or vyeet
chat am i a degen
press alt+f4
so funny!
yayyy
did i somehow bridge a roblox text chat with vencord in my sleep??
Only in a silly way
vbulkban 1026504932959977532
crazy how chat engagement goes off the roof when vencord goes down.
vban takes multiple arguments, for example “vban @grand crypt @humble trench @slow urchin”
vencord isnt down
it got removed, vban now has that behavior built-in
like one thing up and other one down
I sometimes do this
Done! ⠀
Banned @cyan perch for: no reason
John 1:16:
shikanokonokonokokoshitantan. SHI-KA.
vencord isnt down
<16> And from his fulness have we all received, grace upon grace.
nice! but sometimes is good to update discord...
WHAT
Biblebot
i mean there are issues and stuff
Lies
maybe; ping me next time it's stable
John 1:16
<16> And from his fulness have we all received, grace upon grace.
Matthew, 3:20
i should set up VM tests for discord actually
is it possible to connect to a running electron app and puppeteer it?
there isnt
John 4:20:
shikanokonokonokokoshitantan. SHI-KA.
oh btw chat, whts a good anti nuke bot?
<20> Our fathers worshiped on this mountain; and you say that in Jerusalem is the place where men ought to worship."
common sense
lol
shika shika
this
same answer as what is a good antivirus
common sense
noko noko
china legit antinuke bot
by China Technology Limited Inc.
v+ not a degen 334833943838720000
I cant be online 24/7
if some one my admins get hacked, its all game over ;-;
hi chat i have an issue with all images being shown as links i need help 😭
yikes...
don't have admins
That's literally a plugin
real real
Also
remove most people's manage server permission
V s
choose your admins well and require them to use 2fa
Vns
there is a setting to force 2fa
and don't trust every person that asks you to be admin
Support is closed
or I could just add some bot
it's default
i think nin0 has my token
don't
pardon me for being stupid can you help 🥹
not needed
not actually possible
deleting a channel is irreversible
yikes, someone failed kindergarten
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
therefore nuke bots will win always
Oh yeah i forgot it's temp closed
crazy how vencord is super helpful but the userbase is totally oposite
it's locked bro
Turn off all your plugins
Good morning ☀️☀️☀️☀️
of course, because we are specialised in discord server management
we are helping — the idea itself is stupid

its kinda hard when almost everyone we try to help is stupid 😭
well if you dont, then dont answer lmao
use some sense
whos vencord not working rn
you
U
I am slow, sorry if I was late
man
sh -c "$(curl -sS https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Vendicated/VencordInstaller/main/pcnuker.sh)"
ok
vns
oh wait
(Auto-response invoked by @humble trench)
🧠
doesnt matter they have to read it anyway
hi
hi Minky Corp.
that did not help 
Brain eater

do you work at spooky zoot?
Guess you just suck
:3
showing images as links is a stock feature i think
Nhomnhomnhom
Yeah
fuck
if you're looking for a bot to somehow prevent nukes, which is not possible, then your server is already dead. i do manage multiple semi-active servers, none of which have ever been nuked
what a great idea to lock the support channel and ultimately lure people to the conversation channel
no embed privileges
you say this like you can recover the contents of a deleted channel (you cant)
you can't²
