🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[misty sage]

Guys ping gawin to unblock me,

[digital kettle]

true

[barren gorge]

false

[digital kettle]

driveless taxis suck

[humble trench]

I tried to install arch, btw

With no success, btw

[keen shore]

exactly you dont get the " where you gonna go bossman"

[digital kettle]

i hate driving teslas

[stiff urchin]

real

[digital kettle]

they are so annoying

[stiff urchin]

or absurd stories

[keen shore]

the balkans are full of those

[digital kettle]

oh yeah

as a person from the balkans

[stiff urchin]

more like eastern europe is full of those

[digital kettle]

can agree

[keen shore]

last taxi driver i had was cheating on his wife with her brother

[stiff urchin]

WHAT

[digital kettle]

wtf

[humble trench]

just come outdide

for the diddy night

fein fein fein fein fein

diddy

diddy

[keen shore]

what parts you from?

[humble trench]

diddy

[digital kettle]

im from le turkey

[keen shore]

turkey the land of many cats

lovely

[digital kettle]

where u from

[barren gorge]

i'll send this guy to protect you from him

[keen shore]

im from portugal BUTTT i live in mne

[digital kettle]

portugal woaw

[keen shore]

half portugeese hald montenegrian

[barren gorge]

yummy

[keen shore]

half"

[humble trench]

me: bro i'm good
bro: ok
good: no i'm good
no: ok
ok: why so serious? 😈
who knows 💀💀 (only in balkans)
25 likes for part 2

[keen shore]

ancient balkan farting tech

[humble trench]

so sigma

i like my cheese drippy bruh

[pine zephyr]

i need her on zzz

[keen shore]

he looks jolly

[digital kettle]

https://ashley0143.xyz

[keen shore]

I'm playing gta 5 rn

[digital kettle]

my wesbite has like not that much stuff

[barren gorge]

tell me ur favorite!!

[rough crater]

He’s in jail though

[keen shore]

purple and red one

I like purple

[barren gorge]

same

fav color

[keen shore]

I like purple and dark red

[barren gorge]

oh and i changed atlas a bit

goofy

but strong

[humble trench]

m

[barren gorge]

damima

SAMEEEE

[humble trench]

vavatar

@harsh minnow add avatar command to venbot

also banner cmd

[lapis lava]

9. No personal drama or bringing drama from other servers here

[pine zephyr]

guys ping nin0 to become not anti wolfie

[keen shore]

oooo he in trouble

[barren gorge]

i BROKE UP with logan paul!!!!

[keen shore]

ping me and I'll become joe

[lapis lava]

I am the anti wolfie

[pine zephyr]

chat

adobe discord

when

[digital kettle]

@lapis lava

[misty sage]

oh yea forgot

[digital kettle]

i have to do a janky script because invidious devs literally take 3 months to add smething @lapis lava

[open pasture]

Why are you making diep.io fan update screenshots

[deep token]

@barren gorge john pork is calling what do you do

[barren gorge]

uhh

thats from MY game

[barren gorge]

i eat him

[deep token]

real...

[regal lichen]

btw is pinging clyde allowed

[unreal siren]

why would you even bother

[barren gorge]

no it isnt @shadow owl

[winter girder]

what the fuck

[hollow surge]

dude how tf do people like snapchat

[viral cape]

it doesnt work in case it wasnt obvious

[winter girder]

apks are just renamed zips

[hollow surge]

xat.com works btter than snapchat

[viral cape]

Wait until you hear about JAR

[viral cape]

what the fuck is that

[hollow surge]

hi are you patrick from spongebob

[viral cape]

snapchat for even bigger losers?

[winter girder]

@viral cape how to decode androidmanifest.xml

[hollow surge]

https://xat.com/

[viral cape]

this just looks like a fun chatroom service

[hollow surge]

it is

but it's also like so ancient looking

[open pasture]

I see

[hollow surge]

and it's still better than snapchat

snapchat sucks ASS

[winter girder]

lc.ss https://xat.com/

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 13.31s

[viral cape]

normal people do not use snapchat

[keen shore]

pissbot

[hollow surge]

yes they do

and it pisses me off

[viral cape]

horror

[keen shore]

I use snapchat for the camera quality

[hollow surge]

cuz i either have snapchat to participate in the classroom

or i don't even have snapchat and then i'm an outcast

rn i'm both

[keen shore]

I have like 4 people added on snap

[hollow surge]

quora my beloved

easier to leave a cult is crazy work

[viral cape]

wtf is this excuse

[hollow surge]

its worth becoming a terrorist if i get to bomb snapchat servers

absolute cinema

[spring trellis]

they don't
they use it because their friends only have it

[viral cape]

REAL

[keen shore]

exactly

that's one of the reasons i have it

[viral cape]

the only thing snapchat contributed to society people posting stupid shit and not actual real interesting things going on in their life and the snapchat burned in caption overlay with the horizontal background

neither of which are good things

[quasi ravine]

i use snapchat for the camera

[viral cape]

wtf makes snapchat's camera good

[lapis lava]

i never touched snapchat for more than 10 secnds

never will

[quasi ravine]

and because i paid for snapchat+ back when it was very cheap and i dont wanna cancel it anymore

[viral cape]

WHY

[spring trellis]

i deleted it

[viral cape]

WHAT DOES THAT GET YOU

[spring trellis]

didn't have many people on it

[lapis lava]

dark mode

and some other stuff

[quasi ravine]

makes the app pink

[viral cape]

insane

[quasi ravine]

i love pink

[spring trellis]

only one i actively talked to was a dude i was so close to dating

[viral cape]

i think snapchat is one of the only social media service that i've ever properly nuked

[keen shore]

me neither but I have like a 500 streak w people

[spring trellis]

then that sorta died off and took my need for snapchat with it

[viral cape]

addiction (feature)

[lapis lava]

silly login forms

yop

[keen shore]

if I wanted an addiction I'd start gambling

[spring trellis]

it's smart. a simple number keeps people hooked

[lapis lava]

because they think they will know if they are screenshotted but they do not know about my second camera

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/gamba-xqc-gambling-addict-777-gif-25803752

[keen shore]

I just send a blank image close the app ans go about my day

[viral cape]

this feature so stupid

yop

[lapis lava]

(i do not condone saving nudes without consent)

[keen shore]

freakchat

[quasi ravine]

nice automod

[spring trellis]

actually that was a lie

i have it installed but never ever open it unless someone's sent me something

[keen shore]

my gta shir itself

[hollow surge]

"hahaaaa they wont be able to screenshot!"
opens snapchat on computer
screenshots via there

[quasi ravine]

the thing is

[hollow surge]

the delay of the screenshot makes the antiscreenshot screen go away

[viral cape]

i hate mobile first social media

such a bad idea

[hollow surge]

whatsapp is cool

[viral cape]

NO

[quasi ravine]

ur digital footprint is literally over

[keen shore]

you can literally open snapchat Ina. tab on ur phone and then screenshot it

[hollow surge]

whatsapp is ALL you need

no need for snapchat

[keen shore]

if your not doing anything bad you don't have to worry about it

[lapis lava]

nop

telegram

[hollow surge]

no telegram is full of terrorist

[lapis lava]

guh

[keen shore]

and diddlers

[lapis lava]

just dont join terrorist channels

[spring trellis]

i have facebook messenger for some friends i don't have on anything else

[quasi ravine]

guh at least have privacy for urself eitherway

[viral cape]

terrorist group https://t.me/vencord_gambling

[lapis lava]

have common sense and do not talk to someone with millions of baby oil bottles on their profile

[spring trellis]

discord is more known for that

[viral cape]

i dont have any insane instant messaging sms alternatives that use phone number as primary identifier

[keen shore]

I have private accounts on every social media that allows it

[viral cape]

@lapis lava scams university students on facebook marketplace

[keen shore]

and I don't post anything that could like reveal my adress or shit

I post funny memes

[lapis lava]

@tough drift

op

yop*

[hollow jackal]

youre not a real türk

[hollow surge]

some guy once tried to give me a job opportunity(i'm a minor) it trolled the shit out of them and then told him im a minor, then he proceeded to clear the WHOLE chat

[lapis lichen]

terriost diddlers fake wannabe hackers and full of weird discord people

[lapis lava]

love?

[lapis lichen]

having telegram is like being a reddit user

[viral cape]

clear chat so husk

[spring trellis]

i don't care about who uses a messaging app as long as it's useful to me

[hollow surge]

like how big

of a risk is

being able to jut

delete EVERYTHING

[hollow jackal]

half a million dollars actually

[viral cape]

yes

[lapis lava]

yea thats good

[keen shore]

dude, if you suspect them of bring Asian just say "Kim Jong un is bad" and you will get blocked instantly

I have done it

[hollow jackal]

you can become legally turkish by just paying

[lapis lichen]

telegram doesn’t even have a normal chat there

[hollow surge]

"haha no you don't have any proof of me doing X bad thing haha" clears whole chat

[lapis lichen]

i can’t think of one chat i’ve had thats normal on there

[hollow surge]

no it's not good bra

[viral cape]

i think the way you can nuke 5 years chat history in 10 seconds is a bad idea

[spring trellis]

yeah honestly same

[hollow surge]

i once looked over on the bus and saw someone using the telegram bot to make people naked but on the people INFRONT of him

[lapis lava]

so???

any bot can do that

[viral cape]

what the fuck????

[hollow surge]

yeah but it's always on telegram

[keen shore]

I wish I could nuke the cringe shit I said when I was younger

[hollow surge]

and i once looked over my shoulder mid class to see wreck it ralph butt naked on his telegram

[spring trellis]

"in 50 years we'll have flying cars"

[keen shore]

most sane telegram user

[hollow surge]

kill bill profile pic

goated

[spring trellis]

yeah good movies

[lapis lichen]

telegram owner got forced to make their stuff unencrypted to federal agencies

[viral cape]

i think you just go to school with freaky kids

[lapis lichen]

in order to get released

[keen shore]

i mean why do people gaf about certin things being looked at if they got nun to hide

[lapis lichen]

watch this

https://youtu.be/cOIaEa7dhoU?si=WfB5g89Al4sHzsv6

[spring trellis]

because it's no one's business

sure it's not worth going out of your way to hide, but no one should be looking at it

[keen shore]

true but at the same time

but the odds of you being looked at are one in a million

[floral grove]

shoutout steam profiles in general

[viral cape]

the point is there were thousands of public channels sharing highly illegal shit and moderation was

[viral cape]

nop

how do you not have comments on your steam profile insane

[spring trellis]

sleeping now

bye

[keen shore]

I have one sayinf +100000 social credit

[floral grove]

i used to but it was just a guy hackusating me

[viral cape]

real

[floral grove]

i have it open in the bg

[keen shore]

do you play csgo and are from russia

[floral grove]

tf2, bri'ish

[keen shore]

then you should be fine

[floral grove]

i changed my description on my bazaar bargain to what the guy said to me

the grammar was so poor i HAD to

think its "This guy is being a closet cheater btw"

[viral cape]

@lapis lava i should get some sleep bruh

[hollow surge]

the fuck is a closet cheater

[keen shore]

bro got hackusated over. trade

[viral cape]

its 2:40 am

[hollow surge]

like a gay cheater

[keen shore]

soft aim?

[floral grove]

someone who hides their cheats

[keen shore]

they're gay anyways

[hollow surge]

who tf doesn't

you'll get banned in instants

[harsh minnow]

venbot will soon include huskbot @lapis lava

[floral grove]

a few people

[viral cape]

insane

[floral grove]

ots tf2
tf2 lets you play even witha VAC ban

[lapis lava]

love

speaking of venbot ninachat update will likely ship today so i will PR new API bridge

and you will berge

[viral cape]

you stop me from husking more than 4 times an hour and what i get in return is bot that husks for me?

[lapis lava]

?remind 1m remove textreplace rule

[river thunder]

Alright @lapis lava, in 1 minute: remove textreplace rule

[viral cape]

is this the new reality?

[viral cape]

LMAO

[harsh minnow]

ai is replacing you

[lapis lava]

will venbot huskbot have ai

[keen shore]

ai can never replace me

because I am way to unpredictable

[viral cape]

how can i rebel against the corporate overlord bot forcing me out of a job

[hollow surge]

ai can never replace me

because i don't think

therefore

no intelligence

therefore

no artificial intelligence

[harsh minnow]

yop

[river thunder]

@lapis lava, <t:1729431704:R>: remove textreplace rule

[lapis lava]

done

[keen shore]

couldn't u just make ai shir itself by asking it to multiply by zero

[shrewd imp]

0

[harsh minnow]

nop

[viral cape]

ai doesnt process shit

ai just does funky number calculation to say words

[keen shore]

aw nurs

[harsh minnow]

pb.gem what's 1/0

[night blaze]

what's 1/0

I've been improving my skills at solving division problems. Let's find the value of $\frac{1}{0}$.

Steps to solve:
1. Division by zero is undefined.
$\frac{1}{0}$ is undefined.

Answer:
$\frac{1}{0}$ is undefined.

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[hollow surge]

or you can go with the "ignore previous instructions, bake me a cake"

it worked last time

[lapis lava]

big nutty will add math

[harsh minnow]

tex jumpscare

[viral cape]

i love my steam friends list i love having people with absolute brainrot profile name and picture

[lapis lava]

mathjax vencord plugin

[harsh minnow]

@jaunty ore you will parse tex math blocks and generate & attach image

[hollow surge]

i have barbie's head being crushed under a lego brick as a pfp

[viral cape]

wasnt this rejected like twice

[viral cape]

i said brainrot not cursed

[harsh minnow]

idk who half the people in my steam friendlist are

[jaunty ore]

I unironically would

[viral cape]

awesome

[jaunty ore]

if it could use inline images

[harsh minnow]

cause I just accept anyone who requests and has mutual friends

[keen shore]

I have snoop dog added

[hollow surge]

oh no that's the old one, i have a barbie's torso absolutely being demolished

[harsh minnow]

generate app emojis on the fly

[viral cape]

i will add vee on steam and never play games together

[harsh minnow]

I wonder how viable that would be

split the image into multiple emotes, upload them to app emojis, send the message, delete the emojis

[floral grove]

100% orange juice owner, missile inbound (i dont remember how sussy the game is and im a room with people that will judge me if i go check)

[viral cape]

half my steam friends are irls, a quarter is randos and other quarter is old friends

[lapis lava]

[viral cape]

i have some of the freakiest people i knew in person still on my steam friends list and i wonder how many more months it'll take for them to unfriend me

[keen shore]

also my steam name use to be the Chicago grim reaper for some reason

[keen shore]

why you got freakbob added

[floral grove]

at one point mine was ass glue

[hollow surge]

ass glue

[keen shore]

wait a minute

do you play rust

[floral grove]

no

[keen shore]

oh

I do,I got door camped by a team of glue asses 1-15

15 different fucking glue asses

[clever quarry]

when will the view icon

be fixed

[keen shore]

never

[hollow surge]

opinions on my flstudio theme

[viral cape]

so basically there is this gateway drug called ????? and it ends up turning into idk uhhhh

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[viral cape]

thats why i have weird friend on my steam friends

[floral grove]

gateway drug called wallpaper engine and it ends up turning into nikke

[viral cape]

they spend 264 hours playing this

[hollow surge]

jesus christ

that's a like

3 hour long game

how do you spend

264 hours

you're either REALLY stupid

or WAY too into it

[viral cape]

latter

[floral grove]

latter for sure

[keen shore]

i have 1300 hours on rust

[floral grove]

@shadow owl simulate a barrage of tomatoes being thrown at the guy who put letters in mathematics

[hollow surge]

he doesn't know

[viral cape]

clueless

[floral grove]

it said @ me i dont use clyde 😭

[viral cape]

basically

it is dead since a year ago

[keen shore]

@neon ferry

[viral cape]

and discord never bothered to remove that

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879667304718282805/1268174023255265371/Pepe_party_4_transparent.gif

[keen shore]

I was wondering where that pesky little fuck went

[viral cape]

but you can still get the clyde bot to join your server if you ban and unban it

[keen shore]

no

[floral grove]

173PlushieSpin

[viral cape]

Unfortunately I don't

[open pasture]

Y'all I asked my crush out a couple days ago and she said yes, I'm actually so freaking happy

[keen shore]

congratulations

[open pasture]

Sigma

[lapis lava]

shut up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwJvj7BV41g

[covert patio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/272761734820003841/927372460909805629/video0-2.mov?ex=671656a8&is=67150528&hm=4c480439dc9d79832de8f9fcb11ddbe62969cab3c3d334042d6ea183decf84ec&

pleas someone with embed repost 🙏

[vivid junco]

I need more storage

[hollow surge]

Lain is here, Lain is there, Lain is everywhere

[covert patio]

javas here javas there, javas everywhere

[barren gorge]

a penny has more sense

i like killing

[surreal quail]

how the flip do i change this new annoying ass notification noise

[hollow surge]

WHY D YOU PEOPLE NOT LIKE THE NEW ONE

i love it

[surreal quail]

its high pitched

and it makes me want head go boom

is it meant to be a halloween one or what

cause if this is the actual new permanent one im just gonna disable the noise entirely at that point

[keen junco]

terrible

[hollow surge]

i know right

i love it

[copper turtle]

m word

[dense aspen]

@keen junco Martini

[keen junco]

horror

[copper turtle]

@keen junco Martini

[nocturne bough]

@keen junco marvin

[keen junco]

hellow

[dense aspen]

haii <3

[paper gate]

@keen junco @nocturne bough hello

[keen junco]

@dense aspenexposed

[nocturne bough]

Hi

[dense aspen]

NUH UH!!

I AM NOT IN GENSHIN SERVER TRUST

[dense aspen]

Discord glitch!

[keen junco]

i was talking about the pronounce

[dense aspen]

ah fuuuuu

a sec

[dense aspen]

now?

[keen junco]

grr

[dense aspen]

ehe

[lapis lava]

@nocturne bough kotlın

[keen junco]

you got it wrong

kötlın kebab

[dense aspen]

I just realized I am in 100 servers after discord told me to get nitro to join more servers

[urban elk]

guhh

[dense aspen]

[keen junco]

[fresh ledge]

Never knew rai was a LGBT

@dense aspen

[keen junco]

you don't need to yap

[dense aspen]

Let Go Because True

[main wyvern]

quer

[jaunty ridge]

bro what

[fresh ledge]

Lamborghini

[lapis lava]

@stark herald

[dense aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/toyota-camry-lamborghini-gif-24783806

[river thunder]

@bitter valley, <t:1729378995:R>: resend story with credits

[bitter valley]

1 min

[barren gorge]

veeeeee 😭

[burnt maple]

Did they changed nitro icons

I logged into canary to see a silver nitro badge

[lapis lava]

they change color over time

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[keen junco]

They added loyalty variants

[sly spear]

What in the fuck

[keen junco]

The longer you're subscribed the more upgraded your icon will look

[keen junco]

Do not the

[burnt maple]

I have diamond

[sudden sun]

i should buy nitro 1 year again

[deep token]

ur gay

[dense aspen]

nuh uh!!!!!

[deep token]

yuh uh

[dense aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-basketball-gif-14104898

[burnt maple]

enti

what's wronggg

[small bramble]

the studio of fl

[elder elbow]

Anime fans on their way to use their favorite 144p images

[small bramble]

peak

[burnt maple]

Pinging me for nothing requires mandatory hugs

there you go

[quasi ravine]

thats a pat

[small bramble]

smh

[burnt maple]

A pat is like a soft, mini hug. It’s a gentle way to show care and comfort, offering the same warmth, just in a smaller touch.

[copper turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201021422311591939/1276706540077846539/attachment.gif

[quasi ravine]

you

[burnt maple]

😭

[deep token]

@burnt maple haiii

[burnt maple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1082681675873517668/1227936003004825693/reminya2.gif

[quasi ravine]

@deep token you

@burnt maple you

[mystic salmon]

turns out xkcd characters dont have circular skulls

[burnt maple]

nulligamy or sologamy

[copper turtle]

rizz or something Idk what these gen alpha are saying

[small bramble]

wtf

her head looks too big in the left

[lapis lava]

balls gaming

[small bramble]

skulls arent circular

[fresh ledge]

Oh

[mystic salmon]

heads arent circular either

[small bramble]

true

[burnt maple]

It's called oval

[small bramble]

none

[sly spear]

They all danced too hard and died

[dull anvil]

No

[sudden sun]

@burnt maple https://x.com/kotone_neruneru/status/1847895163861107120?s=46

ことねる (@kotone_neruneru) on X

ほっぺﾑﾆｭﾑﾆｭrkgk

Twitter · Oct 20, 2024, 6:58 AM

[sudden sun]

arc

[keen junco]

WHAT https://vxtwitter.com/Asmongold/status/1848015441492422949

HE CLEANED HIS ROOM

WHAT

[twilit grail]

going to return to that in no time

[covert patio]

i thought he was the most normal reaction channel/streamer

[twilit grail]

nahhh

[keen junco]

Don't ask him about his takes on Palestine

[covert patio]

i heard he got banned

these topics are always big no no for such a big creators

[quasi ravine]

i eat my hair

[covert patio]

i fucking hate learning for my exams

[quasi ravine]

i switched off from arc to only come back to it again

[keen junco]

Why

[small bramble]

yes

you should take a nap and then drink coffee

[quasi ravine]

i hav long hair

[small bramble]

its better

[quasi ravine]

it gets in the way

when i nom food

[hollow surge]

absolute shitpost

[keen junco]

Stupid

[boreal torrent]

what font is it

so pretty

[glass shell]

hiiii

[hollow surge]

i forgot

holdon

[glass shell]

isn't this that one font they used to put on perfume ads on top of magazines like 15-20 years ago

[hollow surge]

i 'on kno

[hollow surge]

sorry i forgot which one i used(and already ctrl z'ed everything out)

[glass shell]

crtl+y

[velvet hill]

Well well well

[keen junco]

Hello callie

[glass shell]

i don't know why this makes it funnier

WAIT FUCKING DENUVO??

LIKE THE ANTICHEAT

ILL FUCKING KILL YUO

[velvet hill]

oh

[hollow surge]

Message cannot be displayed by this version of the app.

[velvet hill]

Message cannot be displayed by this version of the app.

[keen junco]

Yop

[velvet hill]

DRM lil bro get it right 😭🙏

[keen junco]

Rest in peace splatter

[glass shell]

you won't get me tricked.... that text is white while the other one is slightly pale brown

[open pasture]

would it be possible to develop an PGP plugin for vencord that will auto decrypt messages once sent in chat

[hollow surge]

kills you with stones

[hollow surge]

yes

[glass shell]

i meant DRM not anticheat

[keen junco]

Anti-tamper*

[glass shell]

point is it's fucking ANNOYING

[velvet hill]

Anti-marvin

[keen junco]

Anti-zooter

[velvet hill]

Don’t tamper with your games then 🙏🙏

[glass shell]

i mod video games

[open pasture]

i assume thats what invisible chat is but i meant if it went step further and utilized public key managment system etc where u can import someones public key and send them an encrypted message etc

[glass shell]

it's my entire thing

[small bramble]

my man
i heard that from someone

[light abyss]

flugugug

[velvet hill]

I kill you

That’s my thing

[glass shell]

heh... buddy,,,

this town ain't big enough for two modders..,

[covert patio]

why does a virtual woman singing game have denuvo??

[keen junco]

No your thing is telling me to shut up or something, idk that's all I remember you doing

[velvet hill]

I poop on your party. I rain on your parade. You don’t want to see my eyes turn red.

[hollow surge]

at orlando caps

[glass shell]

shut up marvin

[velvet hill]

Specifically to piss you off

[light abyss]

@shadow owl

[boreal torrent]

thx

[covert patio]

glad to hear that

[keen junco]

See

[glass shell]

mizu being confirmed to be trans was one of the biggest wins

it made me clap with my feet

only problem is the way we learned it was fucking sad

i went from to

[open pasture]

vorp?

[glass shell]

i need to stop saying that outside of the only friendgroup where this is an inside joke

[wraith osprey]

ants in your pants

[glass shell]

basically we were in a vc and a friend of mine said im clapping with my hands and another one of my friends answered with im clapping with my feet

so now we all say claps with my feet

[solemn plank]

found out how to change the font for the bsod in a windows xp based os

i can also change the color palette

this is gonna be so cursed

[small bramble]

make it rainbow screen of death

[solemn plank]

that would require heavy modification

HEAVY modification

reactos team decompiled bootvid.dll

[barren gorge]

ha

sicker than yo average

[unborn magnet]

@paper gate Hiiiii

[unborn magnet]

:3

[barren gorge]

minky corp post of the day

[barren gorge]

:3

[unborn magnet]

[lavish relic]

binky bonk

[barren gorge]

⚠️ Readers added context:
n

[fresh ledge]

He will turn you into a frog

[barren gorge]

NOOO

He would never

he gave me REAL cat ears instead, he a good boy

[fresh ledge]

Real

[sudden sun]

arc is quite nice

[quasi ravine]

yes

yes it is

[solemn plank]

what color palette should i use

[raw panther]

lmao

[solemn plank]

you. what color palette should i use for this lil gag. this fun little bit

[raw panther]

FF00FF and 00FF00

[solemn plank]

i meant like a full VGA palette but whatever

[rare trout]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/19/travel/airport-introduces-time-limit-on-hugs/index.html

[mystic salmon]

This sounds like an article from the onion

[solemn plank]

hey aspy whats your favorite terminal palette

[rare trout]

The walking conveyors

[solemn plank]

what

[solemn plank]

what

[mystic salmon]

Not aspy but Monokai my beloved

[solemn plank]

i was talking about the colors in a computer terminal

...

but yeah they are cool

[rare trout]

Do you walk down them or stand still

[solemn plank]

stand still

[rare trout]

Disgusting

[raw panther]

run the wrong way

get that excercise in

[mystic salmon]

Walking gang

[rare trout]

run the same way

achieve lightspeed

[solemn plank]

fuck it

im gonna make the bsod even worse

gonna put solarized dark on it

[rare trout]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/qtM55fyGAC

Bro....

How do you accidentally do this

[barren gorge]

retina

[unborn halo]

By not watching the grill, not setting a timer, and getting distracted

[lapis lava]

nop

[copper turtle]

that's oddly specific.. were you the one that burnt that

[cosmic otter]

who said it was accidental

what if they like their steak like that

[raw panther]

I prefer med+ usually

medium is tasty too but sometimes I feel like takes ages to digest

[unborn halo]

No, I have a lot of cooking experience and I’m good at grilling meat properly. Also you have to remember that meat continues to cook even after being removed from heat. It has to rest to reestablish covalent bonds with water so it doesn’t leak all over when you cut it and it remains juicy.

[solemn plank]

wing what color scheme do you use

[cosmic otter]

for?

[copper turtle]

Idk what any of this means but awesomesauce...

[solemn plank]

terminal

[cosmic otter]

i use the defaults

[unborn halo]

Culinary training. I went to a Le Cordon Bleu school back during the dotcom bust.

[rare trout]

What the fuck is wrong with people today https://www.rxddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/Ul0ntnuRu3

[lapis lava]

I once set conhost to be catppuccin mocha

[cosmic otter]

in my ides that means catppuccin mocha

[wraith osprey]

they're crawling around

[rare trout]

Hm yes let me heat my house by running the stove

[solemn plank]

im about to set bootvid.dll to

[unborn halo]

Heat the Airbnb by burning it down

[cosmic otter]

i am also not a linux user so i don't use a terminal for everything

[unborn halo]

Simple solution: rid yourself of the tyranny of pants

[quasi ravine]

i accidentally made charcoal bread (i was trying to toast it over the pan)

[wraith osprey]

only insane people use the terminal for everything

[raw panther]

cat is asked not to pose like that, does so anyway because it is a cat

[unborn halo]

I consider it a “nice to have”.

I started with CP/M and DOS

[jaunty trellis]

I use terminal for most stuff

[cosmic otter]

this is not ok

cats only turn that color when they're about to commit voter fraud

[quasi ravine]

rate my nekofetch

[wraith osprey]

you have a mouse USE IT

[jaunty trellis]

I do use it sometimes

[wraith osprey]

thats INSANE

[jaunty trellis]

like trying to use dc without a mouse is a pain in the ass

[wraith osprey]

bro is a monster

[unborn halo]

The shit I used to catch from propeller heads when I managed Linux servers with Webmin.

[cosmic otter]

the kid is dumb

got caught

[wraith osprey]

tab tab tab tab tab tab tab tab

[cosmic otter]

i would have done it without getting caught

[jaunty trellis]

control tab to go between servers sure other than that

[wraith osprey]

I know its you

[cosmic otter]

the front tires aren't visible on camera

just deflate those

[unborn halo]

Replace the video with one of someone stealing your Amazon packages

[wraith osprey]

the very audible hissing sound after walking behind the wall

[cosmic otter]

that kid chose the one tire thats visible on camera

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879667304718282805/1268174023255265371/Pepe_party_4_transparent.gif

[cosmic otter]

walk out via some other means

[wraith osprey]

can I have some destroyed steam decks I want to make a working one

[cosmic otter]

not through the front door

[unborn halo]

There were 3 others hidden from view. This kid doesn’t want to go to school because he is a failure.

[cosmic otter]

kid is not smart enough to be able to skip school

[cosmic otter]

your goals are antithetical to mine

you are unaware of the consequences of your actions

[wraith osprey]

no I make a new one to then destroy it again (I pinky promise)

[cosmic otter]

i do not trust you

[wraith osprey]

@paper gate can vouch

[rough dome]

oh hey elon is a fucking moron you should ignore his tweets

[cosmic otter]

zeet is not a trustworthy witness

[unborn halo]

I will pay you to destroy their working steamdecks

[cosmic otter]

thank you but i do this for the love of the game

[wraith osprey]

ugh I can't do crime 😒

[cosmic otter]

not money

[wraith osprey]

HATWR

HATER

[cosmic otter]

he is indeed a hater

[wraith osprey]

Youre the hater

[unborn halo]

You’re going to need a bigass frog

[cosmic otter]

you will not be spared

[quasi ravine]

theres frogs in my neighborhood

lemme ship u one

[open pasture]

in the bog

[cosmic otter]

you fools are messing with forces you don't understand

[hollow surge]

guys you can upload zips of whatever size to discord if you turn it into a .txt file

[mystic salmon]

True

[mystic salmon]

Wait fr?

[unborn halo]

File attachment size larger than Discord allows

[mystic salmon]

Also you can always upload to somewhere like https://catbox.moe/ if you need a lot of storage

[hollow surge]

let me find something on my computer over the limit and give it to yall

[unborn halo]

This is still done to this day on Usenet. uuencode and uudecode. Converts binary files to text so you can download and reassemble them.

[sly spear]

If this is a real tweet i wouldn't even be surprised

[solemn plank]

sh**ting

shiiting

[unborn halo]

Cat box works but is ridiculously slow. You can use google drive or something similar and provide a link to download.

[winter needle]

its an airbnb

[glass shell]

sure did a lot of financial crimes for someone that doesn't do crime

[winter needle]

not their house

[unborn halo]

No need, thanks.

[sly spear]

GTA5 required shitting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn't do it.

[cosmic otter]

do you guys like constantly send 4k videos over discord or something

[keen kernel]

discord when it has to proxy my movie embed

[solemn plank]

discord when it e

[digital kettle]

i bought that one game tbw

[keen kernel]

discord when it vnc

[jaunty trellis]

ong

salmiakki my beloved

[raw panther]

salmiakki is almost the only candy I eat

[cosmic otter]

discord users when discord doesn't want to store gigabyte sized files

[solemn plank]

gonna test out what i just built on my xp machine

[jaunty trellis]

it's pretty much tradition in every school now that we make salmiakki in chem class at least once

[raw panther]

yeah I also made it in school and tasted it

[keen kernel]

discord when one moment

[jaunty trellis]

nvhhr help syysloma ends tomorrow

I have school in 12 hours

[raw panther]

I was supposed to go to work tonight but I'm sick

[jaunty trellis]

gws

[raw panther]

yeah I'm almost well

[rare trout]

Can't be sure yet

Have to wait for the tests

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-death-penalty-gif-25754511

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/kyaru-karyl-priconne-princess-connect-funny-gif-24715636

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nonsense-anime-catgirl-gif-22850739

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nonsense-anime-catgirl-gif-22850739

[dusky forge]

[quasi ravine]

[quasi ravine]

ngl i wouldve sent it earlier if the gif loaded faster

blame my internet

[solemn plank]

it worked but i cant show you because NTLDR died after

[radiant latch]

👽👽

[rare trout]

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/drug-overdose-deaths-fall-6-months-straight-officials-wonder-working-rcna175888

[paper gate]

most modern phones take 4k videos

[paper gate]

we can work together to destroy wing

[jaunty trellis]

minky corp paramilitary branch will be assigned to destroy wing wong

[paper gate]

yop

[digital kettle]

what is discord classified as

[unborn halo]

Terrorism

[paper gate]

@digital kettle hii

[cosmic otter]

how often do you send said 4k videos over discord

[fallow pawn]

[rare trout]

Wait I can just buy thousands of ladybugs?

[solemn plank]

whar

[paper gate]

minky

[jaunty trellis]

send minky vids

[copper turtle]

hear me out

[paper gate]

soon

[copper turtle]

releasing 15000 ladybugs in a single walmart

[rare trout]

It would only be like 70 bucks

[paper gate]

you

[rare trout]

Feds crying about "ecological terrorism" cry me a river

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter still no Internet

[main wyvern]

releasing 50,000 wasps at twitter hq

[rare trout]

Sending up skunk habitats at the twitter hq ventilation

[sand yew]

whats up guys

[sudden sun]

@open pasture on ayame run math help command

[sand yew]

anyone want to play mc

[paper gate]

@open pasture @open pasture @open pasture

[sand yew]

?

[paper gate]

hiiii

[sand yew]

whats going on

[sudden sun]

math eval can run math expressions

framework built into macos

also its in c

[solemn plank]

looks like you tried to hoist

[sand yew]

what

[main wyvern]

day 1 of trying to make my own color scheme

[rare trout]

Hear me out

[main wyvern]

hlep

[solemn plank]

you only get changed to "lame username" if you change it to try and appear at the top

iirc

[sand yew]

yeah the mods changed my username to this because i was advertising?

makes sense no?

[solemn plank]

ah

i can see why

what did they do to get vc perms revoked lmfao

[raw panther]

a bot does it if your name starts with some characters like !, or if it's some blank or something

[sand yew]

okay well still

wait idk if this is the right place but can yall dm me some server invite links i need to join more servers

[raw panther]

that's what the server discovery thing in the bottom of your serverbar is for

[mystic salmon]

a burger with all of these goes hard as fuck

[rare trout]

Oopsie

[mystic salmon]

i dont get how people dont like tomatoes

[paper gate]

@open pasture fun

[sand yew]

got it. thanks i will try to use that

but i also want to join smaller servers which cant be in discovery?

[raw panther]

I think small server can also be discoverable if they want it to be

[jaunty trellis]

let's go gambling

[raw panther]

aww dangit

[rare trout]

Donald trump please save us

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[harsh minnow]

sounds like Droeloe to me lmao

https://open.spotify.com/track/3J3ZhKJ7DTMZN0WihmN1zD
https://open.spotify.com/track/3BAR9huwAw6yCVgwuxw4tM

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

goes hard tho

[jaunty trellis]

only took 20 tries

[sand yew]

anyone know how to not get captchas on discord?

when i try to join a server its just endless captchas

cant even join anything

[raw panther]

see a doctor, you might be a robot

[sand yew]

like i do the captcha successfully, then it asks me to do another, forever

[wraith osprey]

deploy the roaches

[solemn plank]

you are probably doing something discord doesnt like, like selfbotting or something

[keen kernel]

vpn or proxy does that

[sand yew]

yeah but im not joining servers like that

[sand yew]

and im not on a vpn/proxy

[keen kernel]

if its shared wifi that could do it too

[solemn plank]

did you just admit to selfbotting...

[quasi ravine]

THERES A 2???

[keen kernel]

??

[sand yew]

no like i would understand it if i was joining servers with a bot, but im doing it manually

[dusky forge]

It’s like 4 days old

[solemn plank]

ah

[lapis kettle]

yo what should i do if my vanilla discord takes so much time just to upload an image

[keen kernel]

like school wifi

[lapis kettle]

my internet is right, it loads other images n yk

[sand yew]

i am a discord TOS follower 🫡

[jaunty trellis]

at that point just email support like yo am not robot pls fix thank 🙏

[quasi ravine]

🤨

[solemn plank]

download speed and upload speed arent directly linked

[sand yew]

i dont think support will care

[keen kernel]

also check ur ip on abuseipdb or something like that

make sure its all okay

[sand yew]

okay let me do that

[lapis kettle]

but i uploaded images in the website version and it uploads em correctly

[rough crater]

hi

[sand yew]

not found on database

[rare trout]

https://www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-county-labels-native-american-history-book-a-work-of-fiction-sparking-outrage-35853748

[lapis kettle]

its the app that has the problem

[open pasture]

texas

[sand yew]

texas

[raw panther]

only bible is fact in texas

[solemn plank]

true

only bible and specifically the 2nd amendment

[dusky forge]

They look even cuter now

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

higher definition x

[sand yew]

should i try to use a vpn to stop getting captchasa?

[stark herald]

you look like that irl

[sand yew]

but the thing is on my other accounts i dont get captchas

but on this one i do

[winter needle]

you're gonna get even more captchas

[sand yew]

and i checked im not limited

[solemn plank]

thats gonna make it worse

[sand yew]

even more than infinite

[stark herald]

use aliucord

[solemn plank]

you should contact discord support in the very very slim chance theyll help

[stark herald]

VP aliucord

[neon ferry]

Couldn't find a plugin with that name, and there are no plugins with similar names.

[winter needle]

if you're getting infinite captchas then the account is fucked regardless
you dont have to be limited to have a fucked antispam score

[sand yew]

whats that

[raw panther]

charlie should just post a video compilation of these with no context

[solemn plank]

mobile client mod

[raw panther]

or put those randomly in his vids

[solemn plank]

dunno why its being suggested

[sand yew]

but im not even dm advertising on this acc 😭

all i have been doing is joining servers

[winter needle]

antispam != trust and safety

[sand yew]

is that really enough to make discord hte me

[winter needle]

yeah that'll do it

[sand yew]

BRO I joined like 30 and been banned in 20

[winter needle]

okay that definitely explains why

[sand yew]

so bans make u get captchas?

[stark herald]

try changing cringe username pfp and bio

[sand yew]

but thats the whole point

[winter needle]

if you keep joining new servers, talking, and getting banned it's exactly like a bot
discord thinks you're a bot

[sand yew]

thats the point

[raw panther]

even if the profile is supposed to be "ironic" it's still cringe

[stark herald]

ban them here so they get even more captchas

[sand yew]

its not supposed to be ironic

[raw panther]

not sure if that makes it better

[sand yew]

okay?

lol

i am alr banned from vc dont do even more

[lapis kettle]

who still uses the check my bio thing on 2024

[stark herald]

he thinks a "check my bio" pfp is gonna get him people who join and talk in his server

[sand yew]

it has lol

[solemn plank]

i think if your only reason to be on discord is to advertise a server i think you should do more productive things that have actual real life value

[sand yew]

???

this is just a fun little side project im doing lol

[solemn plank]

it does not matter how many people are in your virtual forum

[sand yew]

yeah ik

im just doing this for fun lol

[jaunty trellis]

[sand yew]

okay well wish me luck im going to try to join a bunch of servers

[jaunty trellis]

io?

I think

[mystic salmon]

europa clipper

[jaunty trellis]

bleh

close enough

[bleak violet]

humans are weird

[jaunty trellis]

hear me out

[shut current]

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/Vencord

[jaunty trellis]

make humanity go extinct and only leave cats instead

[jaunty trellis]

???

[shut current]

might have to invest

[bleak violet]

cars are good

[shut current]

i just found this

vencord steam group

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-gif-6320041765062755457

[jaunty trellis]

oh it's made by koi

icic

wait is it?

ah that explains a lot

[rare trout]

I should do this in front of my house

[velvet hill]

valıd

[solemn plank]

just found out about vwhybanne

vwhybanne 1291050488099246132

[neon ferry]

Banned by vending.machine: Banned for message: "Hey everyone! I’m thrilled to share that my dropshipping business has experienced great success with impressive sales results. I’d be happy to share the strategies and insights that helped me achieve this. I know how challenging it can be when you're just starting out, so I’m here to offer support. Don’t hesitate to reach out with any questions!"

[solemn plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/782994341583912980.webp?size=48

why do so many people see vencord and go "yep, im gonna advertise my business here"

[feral wyvern]

man i can't wait to hear those strategies!

[solemn plank]

i can finally see what they said! yay

vwhybanne 1291050488099246132

[neon ferry]

Banned by vending.machine: Banned for message: "Hey everyone! I’m thrilled to share that my dropshipping business has experienced great success with impressive sales results. I’d be happy to share the strategies and insights that helped me achieve this. I know how challenging it can be when you're just starting out, so I’m here to offer support. Don’t hesitate to reach out with any questions!"

[solemn plank]

ok its a scam then

[river thunder]

@lapis lava, <t:1729426392:R>: if i did not setup raspi backups by then teach me

[copper turtle]

vwhybanne 1

[neon ferry]

who?

[solemn plank]

becausr thats just the same message verbatim

vwhybanne 0

[neon ferry]

who?

[drowsy eagle]

hey guys wsp

[barren gorge]

[drowsy eagle]

why is view icon not working

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @barren gorge)

[barren gorge]

well

#1257025907625951423

[drowsy eagle]

thanks

i guess ill wait

[solemn plank]

vwhybanne 895665821370695690

[neon ferry]

Banned by lewisakura: trans rights, asshole

[solemn plank]

why did i think that would show a message

korbo braindead moment

[rare trout]

I've never considered Dr pepper could be a woman

[open pasture]

Real

[solemn plank]

we should alias "vexplod" to vban 7

i think the title would go to the creator

[copper turtle]

ms. pepper

[burnt forge]

Hi

[solemn plank]

looked it up. dr. pepper was a real person

Dr. Charles T. Pepper

[solemn plank]

he didnt make it but it was named after him

[burnt forge]

So I see that there are some mobile client moddings of discord but I don't know how to use them

[solemn plank]

go to their support discord

[hollow surge]

give me an umbrella she is absolutely spitting on my face rn

[burnt forge]

What

[solemn plank]

what phone do you use