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this is worse
I'm gonna spook the spooky
so bad
why is it centered like this I hate this so much
gpl?
It just doesn't like you, at least it's not right to left
stretch
fancy tag style
finally unmuted
π
Making an abbreviation, KTA stands for "Kitty Terrorist Agency"
Acceptable whitename timeout duration
oookay ur messages would've been ban worthy so stop trolling/saying weird stuff or you're out
Oke
can i join
Ye its Peace
the messages u send are also white..
Average whitename brain

the color doenst matter the content of message matters
The name colour dingdong
ill make you white
what is kta
Doesnt matter the quality and content of the message matters
Never
oh i suddenly have a colour
Humble him/her
hello worf
Kitty Terrorist Agency, we either catch terrorists or are the terrorists, idk yet 
hey

Taliban in a nutshell
i went on the most feral bus today
Crazy
two of them*
An empty bus in australia is more feral than that
so u are starting a terriorist group? banned
i live in australia
No
They all are
listen to that engine idle
Yes
yes
Especially suburbs I fucking hate going to the suburbs
sounds even worse when accelerating
just wait until you ride a rail replacement bus operated by nuline
Oh god
linux annoyance, second monitor must be the same scale as the first
(the two videos above are a good example of what you can expect)
Tragic
Why do I recognise the outside of those videos from somewhere but don't know where they are
CBD
Vencord users stay away don't come any closer
we were at camberwell waiting for an actual good bus to show up
none did so we gave in after an hour
Worf it's almost 10pm go to sleep
got the worst bus in victoria
nar
Yar (pirate ass talk)
Do I:
-get run over
-wait for the cars to go by
Edit: already ran, almost got run over

Impatience is gonna get me killed one day
if you ever ride rail replacement you should ride city connect (the company)
they're a new favourite

@daring cloud @daring cloud @daring cloud bring back pot
?
π½
Holy shit Australia mentioned WTF IS A SCHOOL SHOOTING
we instead have buses that blow up because of neglectful operators

omg @spring trellis hiiii
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today i rode a bus that was in such horrible condition i was actually worried about sitting so close to the engine
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What the fuck is my sister saying
veeeeery close
wake food
Yes I can wake your food
hi
woke food
only if u listen to this now https://music.apple.com/fr/album/untrue/1056902908
guh fine
(after having just spent 6 months in a workshop)
french
k
wild
how did it sound
qwhat's the name of the song
so i can search it up on spootify
hai !
the earlier units (2009?) sound fucking awful
hello yoku
it's an album π
the bus i'm talking about is 2003
oh i found it
hewwo
hru!
bro listened for two seconds
not the worst but god damn the clicking
am good
did you not hear how awful the idle was in that first video
a bus should never sound like that
the clicking was the indicator
no π
i'll record the sors on monday if i get to ride one
previously i rode the new iveco ones and those are nice as hell
not much rattle, engine is quiet
i love marzuku!!
been a while now though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNRETAPeIBE they're meant to sound like this
Bus type: Volvo B12BLE
Body: Bustech
Built: February 2003
Operator: Nuline Charter
Depot: ?
Fleet number: 215 (BS11LM)
Route: Ringwood-Belgrave Rail Replacement
Date/Time: 19th of June 2024 from 0941 to 0954
ex Logan City Bus Service (QLD) as #76
(old video of this exact bus when it had only done a few runs)
the funny thing about these ones is that you can press the stop button as many times as you want
it beeps every time
unlike like every other bus in existence which only lets you press it once
Mean
so how many hours until someone makes a plugin to patch this horrible new ping sound lol
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
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vmink
@tough drift You are being monitored.
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
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did discord update their dm sound or is that smthn with vencord
its like more high pitch
huh
190 million requests
damn lewi operating at corporate scale
cloudflare free plan πͺ


(i am currently replaying almost 65k requests that died but are vital)
pain
free server hosting??? or am I dumb
i use cf free too
free dns and firewalling
not like i have any visitors :^)
and network security
oh that's cool
i pay for the server hosting from a different provider, cloudflare covers my security
free ddos protection
yip
unlimited as well
they dont charge fees for mitigating ddos attacks no matter who you are
they might poke you to pay for a plan or something like the pro plan but they dont really care that much
the enterprise customers pay so much money that they can make loads of stuff free for everyone
how far are you from getting a mail from cf's support (sales) team :^)
probably never xd
im friends with an ex-cf support engineer so i kinda understand how it works internally and they dont rly nudge customers unless its like
they can actually benefit from getting a paid plan
how much of the internet uses cloud flare for shit again?
now in my case, i probably could, im almost at the limit for WAF rules and some of the pro features are quite nice, but i dont need it
most of the internet uses cf
how much is the pro plan
pretty much most major corpos from my understanding that dont want to cover their security in house
excluding the tor networks
20/mo
business is 200/mo
(which has even more cool goodies)
enterprise is "talk to sales"
yeah
since they customise the plan
dont think so
the minimum for enterprise plans is 2k/mo
though
so it kinda depends on the features you're using from it that it can be higher
it probably scales pretty quick with size
probably
if cf has the money to hand out free features then yeah probs
lava lamp securityβ’οΈ
i mean they make 1.2 billion dollars a year
more or less
so
hai lewi
hihi

24h passed and still no community note
it's real
new monkey language
barbie youtube
guh
Cursed
Finally got an NVMe SSD π£οΈ π₯
i have 2 of them
are there any math majors n the chat
no but i do know that cats are cute
true
this is such a random change lol
i kinda donβt like it
youtube is so barbieβ¦
i just use a custom css theme for yt anyway
π£οΈ
im gonna have to buy another server π
its so over
why
even when WAF-ing most of the requests that my service receives it still isnt enough
it still chokes sometimes
its got a HUGE request backlog too
73k requests in rabbitmq waiting to be executed
thinking of just vertically scaling
buying a bigger server and then moving all of it on there
then i can run more workerservices and it should be able to tolerate more of a beating
i can horizontally scale from there if necessary
ideally i would just make it a cf worker but even with the WAF it would ruin my bank account
lmfao
please note how it says per MONTH
on this
i get 200 million a DAY
mystery to me why they did this
and like i said i can get most of them filtered with WAF, but that still leaves
what
1-2 mil legit ones?
tf you run
i'd blow my bank account up
roblox service

devs use it
from small little guys to people on the front page with 10k players
have u considered charging users
True
i have already tried this and pretty much everyone said no
Well duh
same with setting up their own private instances
same with rebuilding their systems from scratch
etc.
But is it an exclusive product
No I mean
hm?
I worded that badly sorry
when I wake up
Ok tbh I forgot what I was trying to say I worded it so badly
did you break the protocol?
anyways
I think having it paid is good because like
It'll incentivize self hosting
less is more!
what does it do
proxying system
lets people make requests that they normally cant
paid won't work if you have users not willing to pay and not willing to selfhost
roblox httpservice is locked down to hell
OH that's what I meant thanks
I was trying to say
Is there any alternatives?
If not then you control the market
new ping sound is shit how to go back
ctrl+R
no, the alternative got shut down because it was too expensive for them to operate lmfao
and then everyone came to mine
by "too expensive" it was because they poorly managed their infra
i was able to handle their traffic + mine completely fine for well over 6 months
its just that its grown so large im now having issues
You should add rate limiting for large projects
just shut it down
im handling a lot of it in CF atm
For those ones
fortunately i managed to convince someone to selfhost their own instance today
but that doesnt really .. help with the people who refuse
The ones that should be competent to self host can self host or else the service becomes unusable
They will be willing if the alternative is no alternative
ban them from using your service
im gonna restrict my rules a bit harder as well
i do
a lot.
this one firewall rule is extremely long
(relatively, for a WAF rule)
and then the software itself has extra banning
but that doesnt stop them from sending the requests
which is the main issue
idea
okay looks like i managed to make it so that the queue processor can drain the queue without killing the service, thats nice
You know how load balancing works right
yep
jesus 2300 requests a second
yep
i could
well actually check metrics first
is there a way to do DNS randomize or something
so id still be shifting it
rrdns yes
Try that
i'll do it when i buy the extra server
awesome
i could also use cf load balancing
which would automatically work out which server is less used and move some requests over
honestly i like the new discord notification
made it easier for me to get out of do not disturb
the old one was atrociously annoying
woobop is kino though
no idea what kino is
only thing i don't like about this one is the little distortion at the end
jeez, how do you even run this with only one server?
do you just use a bunch of proxies to make up for the heavy ratelimiting orr
4 workerservices and a lot of time tweaking xd
the service can skip certain security checks from the queued messages because they've already been checked
so when it requests to itself its a lot faster than when an external request happens
o
call me a solutions engineer the way i engineer problems and have no solutions
okie dokie well i think i have fixed the problem for now
...who asked for this?
hasn't that been a thing for like forever?
Music vids in Spotify... Idk man I just listen to music with Spotify running in bg
Last thing I want is another youtube music...
isnt it just canvas
I like that
checkmate
cheater
farm merge valley
i guess so
I just odnt want spotify to turn into youtube music thats all
wtf why is the discord ping sound so weird for me rn
screw you
stupid idiot tries to hackintosh
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nerd
yes but why
you didn't enable steam play for all titles in the settings
you are my saviour
now back to suffering with css
πΏ
why
hello friends
my head. hurts.... too much minecraft...
I can hear that one soundπ
anime bunny girl arc
i love her
yes i am
i literally just said hello
how is that a joke
and when did i laugh
now
proof?
nah ur just lying
those winning smiles
hello from my new iphone 16 pro bought today

bro is that you
hello from my new iphone 5s pro bought today
cool
what was your old phone
iphone 7
reasonable π€
ik
holy shit what an upgrade
ikr
hey View Icons doesnt crash anything anymore
it just doesnt work
awesome
anyway
The iphone 16 for me makes me confused
ok
idk what to think about its supposed features
but that upgrade is great
have fun with that camera slider? i think it was
?
those images in the post look like you
π
lol
dang??
so mean
cat walking up to me. going "mmmn., .. muh." then just leaves
speaking her truth
sadly this can get 2m views on apps like tiktok
how is this sad
this is ART.
you are just pissed that you didn't get it 3rd try like me
idk who that guy in the bottom left is
guys is there a reason why my pings sound like they're deflated?
refresh discord iirc
discord fucked up and leaked their spooky sounds
made a blobcatcozy program that halts the cpu
I knew itt
@rough crater
they may have already rolled back for you
Sent me a most racist gif ever
i want them to roll it forward though
who
I dont konw if you have sent
are you asking someone to send?
Yes
rule 2
Yey cat
@tough drift
which looks better
probably no border
:3
I would like to join a guild... any invitation?
no
i see no difference
there's a slight border on the 2nd one
2nd one then
2nd
2nd one but with more faint outline
That one definitely

can i import css from local files?
copy and paste
like @import "D:/discord-css/black-dark-theme.css";
i wanna keep the css editor clean for other stuff
local themes? no probably not with that
basically edit the css in my prefrence of editor
you can do online themes though
is that from that one anime(?) where the girls turn into cars or something
ye i'm tired of going there to disable and enable the themes again and again
why is the url fixvx
its for better embeds in discord
for reddit you can use rxddit or vxreddit
rxddit doesn't seem to have sound but it does on bunny(mobile)
vxreddit has sound on both desktop and mobile
rxddit uses videos as provided by Reddit
I think vxreddit uses ffmpeg to combine video and audio streams
well you can import themes that are online from css
The thing is for some videos on Reddit you can get a special video URL that has audio and for others you can't
I was the person who implemented it on rxddit
bro i have one shower thought
we all do
is there a light white colour
yes
WHAT
there are different tones of white
ex. ivory white
so there must be a light white
lemme search it up if its real
u talking about like #ffffff?
but then i have to commit each change, or disable the theme copy its entire css, tweak and when i'm done enable the theme, remove the custom css and commit changes
.
i mean I guess a pure white (#ffffff) cant be lighter however if you mean lighter on the eyes then those color exist, like fffff7
anyway, i'ma just add it as a local theme file, andedit that
and commit changes using git
me when i have to manually remove every version of armcord from winget
π¦΅cord
I've only seen a single video of it from like 6 years ago or smth lol
no difference apart from name
in customizability, plugins and light weightness
Legcord and armcord r the same thing
inb4 ARM sues StateFArm insurance company
𦡠cord
knee cord π₯
how would that even work
Fake, that's zoot
@fawn
@fawn
Withdrawal
Bring her back
you look like that
I've deleted fawn from reality
I want cat ear headphones that are actually half decent
razer kraken kitty
lets take estrogen together

i kill pain
i think it was headache pills

well atleast i used ibuprofen for me headache
i kill zoot
I saw pink ones of them and I would have bought them if I wasn't broke and also already had headphones
so true, there are homeless people all around
take their ears
they don't need them
@tough drift hiiii
do i get embed perms only if i would have regular role?
Sencor
awful
its seasonal thing probably
ping me plz
just restart discord and itll go away
i wanna hear it
bip bop weeeeeeeep blop
what if i
how is plugin called which changes call music
cant find it
mb its it
the winXP source code comments have a certain aura of passive aggression coming from frusturation
hi does anyboody know if @fading lance automatically fetch the new scrobbles or not?
cuz when i first auth'd it wid my lastfm account it first showed some really odd amount of scrobbles for sum reason
.u
do i have to do it every time i wanna run any fm command?
cuz it said it updated it based on only 8 new scrobbles even tho i listened to much more songs after last time
honestly i love this new ping
the old ping was absolutely fucking annoying
this one here is not that annoying
i just don't like how it distorts in the end
wobble
sorry for the bad quality but i dunno why itβs pink now
maybe youtube is trying to celebrate halloween?
how is pink related to halloween
idk
what games do yall play
dr0gz
celeste
pretty much i just started rocket jumping in quake 3 arena
software is crazy
how 2 crack
idk personally i just bought it
wjhaaat
step 1. go here
step 2. scroll down until you see "Add to Cart"
step 3. click on "View in Cart" once the modal shows up
step 4. click on "Continue to payment"
step 5. buy
Help Madeline survive her inner demons on her journey to the top of Celeste Mountain, in this super-tight, hand-crafted platformer from the creators of multiplayer classic TowerFall.A narrative-driven, single-player adventure like mom used to make, with a charming cast of characters and a touching story of self-discoveryA massive mountain teemin...
$19.50
97277
88
yw 
how 2 fix card declin
get money
how to play celeste no money working october 2024
Worth it i think
nothings worth 20 euros
i love how winget lets you only change 1 version at a time
it's like $2 every steam sale
the best two dollaros u can spend
I love scoop
Step 1. go here
Step 2. Search "Celeste"
Step 3. Buy global key
Step 4. Activate key on steam
Step 5. ez
Remember, if there's a game, someone probably sells keys for it
but teh eneba taxes :(
Mf you pay 5 euro total
i am SO glad that the game is easily moddable
i couldnβt even mod pizza tower
how am i supposed to pay using money i dont have
Prostitution
Or work
You choose
Loan not acceptable
Sell runescape gold
On black market
they will love
I have to make an individiual PR per removed version
@rare trout @rare trout
Wtf
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
@paper gate @paper gate
psstt
not hosted by you not your problem

EVIL GANG
ok but this is kinda funny
also we posted them there
u should add a description π or they might think its spam
I just changed them all to reflect the actual deleted version
they were all delete 3.0.8 before
do they really not allow deleting all versions in one pr?
yeah, this is great
@harsh minnow
h
each of these prs runs about 7 minutes of azure actions
I used to pirate games (lawyer would murder me rn), but ever since 1. my country's economy became much better 2. availability increased and 3. steam making purchase easy and cheap, I stopped pirating software in general π
I even bought a lot of the stuff I pirated
oh
hello police we got them
ah, okay then
veevcorp
Infinite recursion in phobias wtf
theres a fear for anything tbh
vencordphobia (fear of vencord)
aibohphobia
i have a feeling theres like a 90% chance u get among us but im kidna curious
@harsh minnow @paper gate
goat simulator in a triple a random key
why is the illuminati there
the answer is yes
@brisk gazelle
more like 90% to get whatever the fuck this $0.5 shit is
L
uwu
The timestamp for 7253469820522336276 is <t:3149432368:F> (<t:3149432368:R>)
thanks elon π for making this go away π
hf!snowflake 7253470386879207517
The timestamp for 7253470386879207517 is <t:3149432503:F> (<t:3149432503:R>)
show function
export function generateID(): string {
return Snowflake.generate({
timestamp: Date.now(),
shard_id: 1
});
}
ill try impling snowflake generation myself
Snowflake
https://bluesky.app/
basically old twitter but it's not run by a crazy person
you need to offset by an epoch
insane
oh i screwed up the url
1420070400000
implementing it yourself is not that difficult
and its one less dependency
@open pasture help latest page build failed idk why no cousflar access
depend on discord.js for timestamp functions
@stark herald
@paper gate
depend on ddbkit
yop
i finally built a bot with ddbkit for release and found that memory footprint dropped to 2mb ish
i only usually build debug builds ofc
even for my mac mini
nin0
have you considered
the fact
that discord has a different epoch
1420070400000ms
i told them
I will use USB tethering
@cosmic otter hi
error code
{error: "string"}
mesaages
why are you in a counting server
i just had a really funny idea for a counting bot
boom
:3
yaya!!
@open pasture do i make swift package for macos private frameworks
link headers i should incl
i gave in and bought some random key shit on there
lets see what i got!!
i got a game that wasnt even on he list
what happened bestie
$get $well $soon
:c
i'm feeling terrible
i got a cold
I had 1mbps for years
It's TERRIBLE
u can barely watch a 480p youtube video
dont dead open inside
Not if youβre just doing text
i should save for a ps5 instead of pc upgrade maybe
I just resolved an issue with my Verizon FiOS setup. Since I have TV with them, I need their router. But it doesnβt have to be my primary. I replaced it with an Asus router, set up the Verizon router as a standalone device on the network with a static ip and no WiFi, plugged the coax into it and connected a lan port on it to the Asus router switch. Now I donβt have their router throttling my connection and my TV doesnβt break because it canβt see the special config of the Verizon router.
haii
π«
hi girls
mf why u husking @open pasture
the only playstation console i ever had was a playstation 2 i think

from 2012 to 2014
my mom is making a @open pasture next sunday
At this point a dialup modem would be faster
a tiramisu at Denuvo?
anyway, band for band anyone?
whats that
chocolate
because its a local brand
to countries around here
i see
What did your family do to the internet?
Jimmy fantastic
π
very good though
they make it so the chocolate is super thick
and that makes it taste amazing
Eh, have her give you the router, set it up so that they canβt use it. Change the passwords
massive
Thatβs what she said
That is not what she said and we both know it
I know no such thing.
if you press Insert button in the timestamps plugin then press Enter a bunch of times it spams it
steam deck
too weak
nintendo switch 2
i'm not gonna buy nintendo shit
vendeck
buy a second pc and make it act like a console
how to kill a chat for 5 minutes, demonstrated by korbo
play xbox ps5 and pc games
lug an entire pc around
FR
my school would genuinely let me
i HATE optical media. its so fragile
you cant see the bottom
it may not be entirely wooden
good chocolate is so fucking expensive
i'd buy u chocolate
more expensive
than a PS5
do it now..
use it? dont use it too much!
dont use it? dont not use for too long, especially in hot environments!
ok but every single wii disc i have is at risk of the adhesive wearing off
cheap optical media is ASS
just buy old consoles and spend a fortune on modding them and fixing them, all to never use them
like i do
nop
my gamecube can perform TAS speedruns on real gameboy games
what's the use of this for me? Nothing
Can i even use it, let alone the gamecube itself atm? Nope! i blew a fuse (i was the short, not anything inside)
why didnt they just. make ports not do that
Right foot creep walking around with that heater
Look around stay low make sure nobody see you
I love seeing a wall of text full of required forms to fill out for a GitHub issue. Instant close, bcs I ain't spending my time doing all that for a simple issue 
FUCK ..
FUUUUUCK....
GAME CUBE FUSE SOLDERED ON..... FUUUUUUUUUCK...
nintendo is insane
making it harder for them to repair
and more costly
not cool when
desolder
only an equivalent GPU to the PS5 here
is more expensive
than the console
π
or solder in parallel
Update about my old phone whos screen randomly went black: I plugged it in to see if it worked and it did. Then it turned orange and when I unplugged it the charging screen slowly disappeared like a slide show animation. When I put it on a wireless charger, the screen came back perfectly fine. I noticed the back is starting to come away from its shell (most likely from me dropping it and being rough with it) and I was able to peel off the back with ease
I have zero clue what is happening
my dad has it . too much work happening
most likely from me [...] being rough with it
woah there!
I wonder if the battery started expanding which caused the screen to turn back on (push on the cable) and why the back was able to peel off so easy
what kind of animation, like Windows Movie Maker "Dissolve"?
I mean me dropping it and throwing it
Yes
what does that look like
@stiff urchin
https://www.reddit.com/r/Windows11/comments/1g67rph/chatgpt_for_windows_is_now_official_and_its_an/
the grainy fade out
i don't remember the last time i've opened windows movie maker
you want hugs that's for sure
peak laziness
literally just loadurl("https://chat.openai.com")
why can't Reddit show full text in embeds
make build and push
are they stupid
wait...
oh
wait there's no description
insane





