#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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basically everybody here has a message logger btw
i know
@naive kiln 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
i dont support your country flag
nothing against yall
i know you're just confused ..
discord is 13+ atleast dont make it that obvious
the only flag i support is 🏴☠️
least obvious troll in chat
im above 13
I am trash software! You can find my Source code at https://microsoft.com/
physically but not mentally 
mentally im older
skipped education?
you're doing a damn good job at demonstrating that
what
I am memory-hungry software! You can find my Source code at https://chrome.google.com
I use edge
still memory hungry
I love getting spyed on so opera gx
edge is just chrome in disguise
I'm looking at you, electron
https://discord.gg/vuKng9YVPn
fuck chrome
I am bloat software! You can find my source code at https://windows.com
does ms not have windows.com
I am malware! You can find my source code at https://vencord.dev
insane
edge is chrome
YOU BEAT ME TO IT

oh they do it just doesn't embed
where lexycat
they were tired of discord users making fun of them
I already have 16 viruses one more couldn't hurt
hello giuys'
I am bloat software! You can find my source code at https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/
windo.ws would be fire
today installed windows 10
holy fuck colors are so bad onthis thinkpad
no embed
ms insane
blacks look like theyre a very dark grey
I am the cutest client mod for Discord! You can find my Source code at https://vencord.app
Vencord is the ultimate Discord tool with 100+ plugins, including SpotifyControls, Translate, and Free Emotes/Stickers
Why don’t you go to windows 7
vencord.app
dont worry its fine i was using win11 before this
https://youtu.be/IG43ejngdIo?si=y_CZXqDCPR-VJval this is missouri @paper gate you’re honestly missing out…
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We have locati...
⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
tessie cute tessie w
tessie cute
:3
tessie w


who tf is tessie
we watched a video about OS in class today
teacher stopped video to explain that the linux dev name is Linus and not Linux
(Linus isnt a common name here)
ur mother
at least i have one
lexy
linux torvalds
tessie ugly
everybody has one idiot
teacher stopped video to explain that you shouldnt use linux ( 🔥 )
else u wouldnt be born
wish i had none
Same
everyone should use windows with lots of bloat
embed fail...
install every antivirus software you can find
starting with norton
it sucks but it's true
everyone should use MacOS with lots of Apples or something idfk i don't use mac os give me something to hate on them for
nooo my magsafe battery died
me
is it an apple product? If yes, that's enough to hate on it
Boku no chin chin chiisai desu
everyone should use MacOS with lots of Lack of games
macos sequoia requires u to re-add some permissions every 30 days and removed the option to right click open untrusted apps from finder
no you
theres something to hate on
my teachers really appreciate when students use non traditional software and hardware for school and even if the student cannot complete an assignment the intended way due to different hardware or software, they will still give you a 100% if you put the same amount of effort into doing something similar on what you have available to you. i can’t do a lot of the stuff since i have a mac but i do the equivalent stuff and make documentation on it so that other students do not have any issues either
im never updating
i have various doc files and powerpoint presentations for macos users
i am who my professors go to for macos stuff
💔
all my classmates use windows and me and one other use a mac and tbf we do fine
but eh it’s fine i get tons of extra credit
can't you use a config profile to disable that feature
although i’m pretty much like tech support here
its so sad that macos is the only good os and that it also has no games </3 imagine macos with games that would be the best os ever
why is melanie an elf
i have to do some crazy difficult things and some super easy things
teachers when they check my assignment answers and this pops up
crossover:
that doesnt exist
idk really I havent looked at it much, but theres some app that "fixes" it on github somewhere idk
i love arch linu x
???
yea
all of my computer classes are windows based
thats sad
ehh linux admin classes are hard to do with macos
how
but i got the professors figuring it out
because linux classes are particular operating systems and particular tasks lol
my database class is the same way as well
but i figured that one out pretty easily
coal alert
nice bug
you can do the tasks or equivalents on macos yes but the entire teaching of linux classes in particular are vm management and the tasks should never be performed on your own machine either
yes true
i’m sure it’s different for richer colleges idk
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should make a color pallete for my website maybe
nvm copilot did it for me
what would i do without you copilot
copilot will find you
my professors purchase cheap macbooks specifically for mac students but i’m just better at it and know of all of the options
everything i have found so far on how to do all of the classes purely on macos have been implemented into the classes as permanent solutions now
is there a plugin to increase max servers
this thinkpad makes colors so hard for no reason the screen is so fucking bad
and will stay there for a decade even
(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)
yes please
people in 2034 will be seeing my 2024 documentation 
yall ive seen people doing mods where they make there laptops a lap and plugging it into a monitor for it to be like a sudo mini pc im looking to know how to do that
literally just
remove screen
you can remove the screen yeah pretty easily for the most part
you can find it online
but there’s also the keyboards
like the raspberry pi keyboard
smash the screen to remove
pretty cool

yeah my main concern is if the keybord and trackpad will still work if plugged in
the moment when you try to fix an error but then 3 more pop up
the connected monitors will just be considered external monitors so yes
can't make this up
OMG
why do i feel the need to women?
Probably not
bless u
y does she look like a dmt entity
@sour yew @prime python explainr i dont know scor affinities
means they dont have data tracking option enabled
o
you beat me
here the options
also i think after you enable it you'll have to wait a day for discord to collect data
can discord dataminers datamine me a gf?
No sorry
useless
wtf

wtf...
yop i hate it
hopefully apple adds the right click back
its kinda annoying
I just never bothered to update
i updated for apple intelligence but its so ass
discord loves this
iphone mirroring is good
😭
but i have to switch my app store to us and that sucks
true i was there

wtf!
bro got banned
didnt send xsp...
this is what happens if you're not careful in the hood
yeah
😨
dziruwa has every token
now he does
@shell wave


i sent dzi my token.
Does this call for an execution
dm your token to bread man for free bencord premium
yeah
oh
its true
yeah
vencord users so stupid they woult enable plugin send token chat ✊ 😔
wow first time?
NzI4MzQyMjk2Njk2OTc5NTI2.GWwni.JRQYYmCZ75wjGREo6FARRdRdh33aulcV
WTF
yea
real
i evil hacked you
SEE
im gonna log into your account now
dont go into my dms with @neon ferry its kinda freaky you just dont want to read it trust me
USA finally doing smth for consumers https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-releases/2024/10/federal-trade-commission-announces-final-click-cancel-rule-making-it-easier-consumers-end-recurring
big day
lc.tldr
lc.tldr
- The Federal Trade Commission announced a final "click-to-cancel" rule that requires sellers to make it as easy for consumers to cancel their enrollment as it was to sign up
- The rule will prohibit sellers from misrepresenting material facts while using negative option marketing, failing to provide important information before obtaining consumers' billing information, failing to get consumers' informed consent before charging them, and failing to provide a simple mechanism to cancel the negative option feature
- The rule will go into effect 180 days after it is published in the Federal Register
- The FTC received over 16,000 comments from the public on the proposed rule
- The final rule dropped a requirement that sellers provide annual reminders to consumers of the negative option feature and a prohibition on sellers telling consumers seeking to cancel their subscription about plan modifications.
FIRE
I LOVE
LITERALLY unplayable
guhh still too long
lc.tldr
so good
lc.gemini tldr very short no yap: The Federal Trade Commission announced a final "click-to-cancel" rule that requires sellers to make it as easy for consumers to cancel their enrollment as it was to sign up
The rule will prohibit sellers from misrepresenting material facts while using negative option marketing, failing to provide important information before obtaining consumers' billing information, failing to get consumers' informed consent before charging them, and failing to provide a simple mechanism to cancel the negative option feature
The rule will go into effect 180 days after it is published in the Federal Register
The FTC received over 16,000 comments from the public on the proposed rule
The final rule dropped a requirement that sellers provide annual reminders to consumers of the negative option feature and a prohibition on sellers telling consumers seeking to cancel their subscription about plan modifications.
The FTC has finalized a "click-to-cancel" rule that requires sellers to make it as easy for consumers to cancel their enrollment as it was to sign up. The rule will prohibit sellers from misrepresenting material facts while using negative option marketing, failing to provide important information before obtaining consumers' billing information, failing to get consumers' informed consent before charging them, and failing to provide a simple mechanism to cancel the negative option feature. The rule will go into effect 180 days after it is published in the Federal Register. The FTC received over 16,000 comments from the public on the proposed rule. The final rule dropped a requirement that sellers provide annual reminders to consumers of the negative option feature and a prohibition on sellers telling consumers seeking to cancel their subscription about plan modifications.
dose any hav3 the there using vencodr gif
lc.gemini tldr so short a 5 year old could read it no yapping no waffling summarize in one single word: The FTC has finalized a "click-to-cancel" rule that requires sellers to make it as easy for consumers to cancel their enrollment as it was to sign up. The rule will prohibit sellers from misrepresenting material facts while using negative option marketing, failing to provide important information before obtaining consumers' billing information, failing to get consumers' informed consent before charging them, and failing to provide a simple mechanism to cancel the negative option feature. The rule will go into effect 180 days after it is published in the Federal Register. The FTC received over 16,000 comments from the public on the proposed rule. The final rule dropped a requirement that sellers provide annual reminders to consumers of the negative option feature and a prohibition on sellers telling consumers seeking to cancel their subscription about plan modifications.
Rule.
new revelation.
ccan you believe it
we are cancelling you immediately.
Find out if people on Twitter actually ship code or if they're just shiptalking.
check my twitter lil fella.
pb.changed
real shit
MIKU
vencord is locked in
locked in
tis you? https://x.com/vendicated lil bro
just as i expected
lc.gemini what is changed]
thanks textreplace
true
get out of my account you twink

hi
vban @glass shell
twink is an amazing insult
what
i know right
what did i do
i have him saved as that
evil hacked.... never forget.......
everyybodyy haaaaates me...,
yea
I will do it again.
NO
i think my school website blocks word onerror what else can i try
is this actually real @harsh minnow
/evilest hack @velvet hill
who is sho
be honest……
nice try
sho
(It’s Canada)
I'm dziurwa idk
yeah a shit ton of people left it's sad
NzI4MzQyMjk2Njk2OTc5NTI2.GWwni.JRQYYmCZ75wjGREo6FARRdRdh33aulcV
oh
ok who tf husked
fake theres no snow
yes
🏳️⚧️
oh yeah canada
I just found the cutest site
That would explain a lot.
Vencord is the ultimate Discord tool with 100+ plugins, including SpotifyControls, Translate, and Free Emotes/Stickers
Allo enfants de la patrieeeee
⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
vencord.dev
le jour de gloire esstt arrivé
trust
le jour de la morte de @glass shell
c'est la mort pas la morte connard
MIGHT be dziurwa..
ok fr*nch
true
fuck french
ok american
unfortunately this is a neocities site so like every sub page is like as u would expect from a neocities site
hes the potato man
/devious evil evilest evil token ddos hack @velvet hill
potato man..
i installed windows defender
?? Stop being mean and start killing people through the screen
so true..
TRUE
TIRAMISU GENRE T'ES FR???
hello dzoruawiwowa
wawaweewa
Fuck you Turk.
WHAT
you're also a turk dziurwa
never
real?
as
🔥
this is me if i was old
only turks wıll know
its selam
FUCKING WATERMARK GO AWAY
so unfathomably real
this is true
what if thats actually u and u put a watermark for faceapp
this is me if i was me
man im a turk but can't speak nor understand this..
splatter
yes i am 80 million years old
i will teach you..
after university
I miss dolfies
i killed him
WHY
lets go??
WTF
shut up whitename
I wish starlight worked on old macos
what ıf ı told you he saıd turkey ıs so bad
HE WOULD NEVER SAY THAT
WHITENAMEEE???
okay racist
DOLFIES WOULDNT
sorry...
its good if u dont gaf about that though
😢
yo is it just me
or pfp zoom crashes other peoples discord client
happy thanksgiving!
dude im so crashed rn
VENcord Rce...
fye
(this isnt hte support channel)
omw to ask turkish nationalists how its like to live in berlin
im not looking for support
she would never do that
its actually very good
im lowk chillin
stop being lowkey
SO REAL
@open pasture I want to make my website cute but theres too much information I want to share...................
and want to look professional
so awful what do I do ..
i know what i wanna make my website look like but i don't know what I wanna put on it
I kind of have an idea but it will take forever on this thinkpad
and like coding isn't a problem at all
I just don't know what the fuck to write
did u one day decide u wanted to have a poo background color
LM AO
this breaks every single contrast guideline ever.
virgin devs: "turn off dark reader"
chad sigma devs: add styling specifically for dark reader
those who know:
someoneee didn't install their fonts
I dont want sf pro on this
i just realized how much i need image zoom and now it's broken, thanks discord
instantly download
it's pink though
Literally not able to read on my screen
LMAO
get better eyes
no
orange mode

f.lux my beloved
/orang mode: off
night light
you all love
if i turn flux off my eyes instantly suffer
its not about blue light its about reducing eye strain at night
WTF
i just downloaded ti...
from apple.com.......
just to create that screenshot...........
yall are haters
you must make your eyes suffer
no i installed it after i was up till 4 am and my eyes were damaged so much everything was blurry even the day after
i have insane eye genes
exactly
not for long if you keep up this shit
hasn't even slightly degraded
once it starts its exponential
i am 17 i have been on screens since i was a wee lil icecube and never got eye strain
no problems for 17 years and in the last year it got so bad i cant even read store signs across the street
you can also buy fashion glasses
ew no
real
but honestly my ability to speak was impacted the most 😭
after lockdown i had to learn how to talk again
yup
yea
learn rust together
talk to her abt vencord and client modding
drop that rizz
denglisch
rustie swiftie scratchie
Chat is this rizz
no
Rust rizz
No
Are you a crab cuz uhhh uhhh
my irl friends are hollow knight and pokémon nerds
theyll just run away
put yo clothes back on we're rewriting vencord in rust
🔥🔥🔥
theyre a minor
Vencord.go
oh……
trying to be p diddy
A crossplatform discord client in rust
😔
Guys can we pin this
if she has discord invite her to the vencord discord server
no
when is my cancellation coming
now
WORST decision ever
i had to leave some servers and abandon my previous account
because some irls joined
aliucord included lmao
rust propaganda
:c
i am unsubscribing
worst message ever
what is this a countdown
I am so scared of the message this was replying to
Primal fear
yo mom so slow she made in js
it was me
You say that like it's soothing
we are rewriting her in rust rn.
trust me it wasn’t bad
It was actually me
So you're saying what you had said wasn't bad?
yeah
no
i started learning rust last month and decided to rewrite a file format parser in rust but so far it seems like making it in rust only makes the things harder (tho maybe the performance is worth it)
technically u already do with like most purchases I think but for the government to actually require you for you to do taxes manually u would need a certain amount of income iirc
JK lmao
you don’t pay them they give you money unless you make a ton of money
what
wdym "they give u money"
*if you file for unemployment and apply for jobs at a certain rate
they take out of your paychecks year round and then give you that money back lol
unless you make a lot
and if you have dependents and stuff too
lets run away with the government money
you get a few thousand if you have a kid
Ohhh you mean
Bc u overpay taxes n stuff
It's what you get back
When they do the calculations n stuff
And figure out how much they owe you
Or in some cases you owe them
sammy owes me
the government when u miscalculate ur payment and its 1 cent off
The government when kaspersky
US gov when any Chinese or Russian software gets popular: 🔨
the government when i kill sammy
wtf
its finally autism
ah yes autism
kinda late
@fallow drum hiiii
I SAY WHEN AUTISM STARTS AND WHEN IT ENDS
do not question my authority.
it was planned since i saw u on .wk diddy /j
The government using autistic people as lab test specimens
@fallow drum hows ur mcdonalds
i’ve been to a diddy party
The government when all of us are part of a lab
wawa
the government when vendor shaker central hacks discord inc
@open pasture
the vencord when i hack hood shaker central discord inc
The government when the ungovernment shows up
the government when i show up ( i will do absolutely nothing)
if I ever start end up hacking websites im gonna go for boomlings because its held up by sticks and rocks
The government when [politically sided message here]
the diddy party when i walk in the door with a bottle of baby oil
if i ever start hacking websites im gonna go for khcrysalis.dev
canwe han u
@paper gate hiding
The vencord chat when overused diddy joke
this is NOT what they meant when they said bring your own bottle
its okay if its @fallow drum
i slept for like an hour and i feel like i slept 5000 years im so off balance
Shut up XSS's your website
what would happen if I
we're vencord but 5000 years in the future
im not khcrysalis im a clone
how
WRONG
v+ java lovers @tall vale
@tall vale
Hey y'all, you know all i do is spam the audio portal
@fallow drum youu
I will discover time travel so rosie turns into an android fan
i am an android fan
I will be the influence
You mean those things at checkout that are just tiny little fans that plug into the bottom of your phone?
i use to have a windows phone @fallow pawn
But the android one in particular?
@fallow drum wyd

i loved my windows phone
it was amazing
my very first phone
i played games on it
Idk possibly
rosie is now 14
what age again
windows phones could have been great
Doesn't know
lie
lie
then le report feature
@open pasture hiii
@fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum
how…..
@open pasture
this is so disappointing
You love Taylor Swift?
they do
turn that frown upside down
@paper gate

run ddbkit on windows

now make a gui app
I will make a swift gui app run on linux trust

I looked up ddbkit and you'll never guess who I found
mango mango mango
does swift have x11 bindings
zooter will make wayland bindings for swift
scar
you love
yea
the more weeb shit the pfp is the better the software
soon github commits will be older than discord allowed age
samara science
getting stupid people to stop talking to me is such a pain
biggg stretch
i know @paper gate keeps trying to talk to me its so annoying
yes + I JUST GOT PINGED AGAIN BY LIKELY THE SAME PERS BRO

@velvet hill splatter
have you tried muting the server/gc/dm
splatter is on my list
your list for what........
list
I like seeing them cry ab me telling them to shut up

@fallow pawn what if you received a box in the mail and the sender was anonyous and when you open it it explodes and a bunch of husks pictures go everywhere
a huskbomb
zooter will come race motogp with me 
soon
wait have you ever ridden a bike
yes
waves at @fallow pawn
I recognize this image
Elevator music https://youtu.be/GweLbZRYh-8
You know I had to as soon as I heard this... (Game Freak pls don't kill me XD)
Also the reason why I believe this is Undella Town's original theme, is because it's registered as T_05 in the SDAT, just like Undella Town in the final game.
Pokémon Black & White's music was composed by Junichi Masuda, Go Ichinose, Shota Kageyama, Minako Adachi, &...
lc.tldr
I aspire to be this cute
the evil beings wathc me
bwaa
vcotd
NUGGET IS A COLOR?
yop
nugget
why does it look like non-reflective gold
yes?
nugget
chimkin nuget....,
like imagine you have gold in a game
and you disable the lighting
and disable reflections as well
vcotd
who and where they by chance opposed to the current russian government
samie you should send slooshy time annoucements again
real
Oops
annoucements
linux so bad
One Republic person
nop
boargar
hai ayunami!!!
samara sicence
@paper gate how old are you
Gotta report them kiddies to Discord
400
Vmink
more like mental age of high ranking politicians
400 weeks
I’m going to get banned from Discord for being old
Real
@open pasture
HELP
i can't wait to gamble my vencoins
are reviewdb reviews tied to usernames and not ids or whatever
tied to your ip address
Awesome
true
Discord ids of course
Usernames would be dumb
your social security number or other various forms of government identification
i have seen manti's database
stored in plain text
@fallow drum bestie
SpOwOky OwOky Skeleton
they look beautiful
Ehh what
What do you mean steam
@open pasture
You mean they're feds?
O ok
the autism creature
me
@keen junco is a fed
Idk, I just now they glow in the dark
Here in california if you press the button to cross the street too many times it will yell WAIT at you
this is so silly
im so powerful
I steal your powers
…., I have no clue what that in reference too, sorry, but anyways there cute and that all I care about
I am not uncultured I’m just don’t follow that kinda of stuff
You've never heard of TempleOS?
I have, anyone who has used Linux for a good amount of time has heard about that, but just never used it, anyways cute nails and that it
look at this guy
average skid behavior
is this what they mean by ricing
thats not big at all
its really small
Terry Davis (the guy in the video) is the one who made TempleOS. He was schizophrenic
@noble quest sdan
borders are huge
sadan
guhher
@edgy ermine hiiii
evil
haiiii
O ok
a bigger trackpad is amazing
O ok…..
trackpad is fine
mac keyboard sucks
my borders are just small
mac keyboards used to suck
what
i have tried very expensive keyboards
the macbook keyboard is pretty standard
cannot find one better than my macbook keyboard sadly
they still do
i like my mechanical keyboards
which sucks
the mac keyboard is like any other laptop keyboard
i have install it but after i click the exact keybind i added in settings, it shown me (go play) with yellow logo like im using discord on browser so it cant stream on clint i dont know if this a command issue or i just need to using browser (and it seems there is no way to upload ur plugin on discord browser)
and sry to bother you
wrong
what yellow logo
man if only i could grab that thing thats just out of my reach
the useful tongs
rosie cant go a day without saying something about apple
same
@fallow pawn
if u ever lived with me expect me to mention apple once a day
zooter
@fallow drum @fallow drum i didnt show u band yet did i
hahalosah
no workplace even has mechanical keyboards anymore so in your actual day to day life you will rarely use one which i personally hate because i will never have the chance to ever get used to typing on a mechanical keyboard but eh
i love macos
HAHA LOSAH
haii
when i get a pc i will buy a very good mechanical keyboard
but i will never be as fast as i am on my macbook
2 wpm
my last mechanical keyboard i could do around 80-90 wpm
rosie types with homerow
i type with whatver I want
same
what do the PCIe slots even do
i type somehow
what would you put there
nothing
more cards
stuff
i do kinda "type" with homerow in the way that i rest my fingers on the homerow but i move them around wherever when actually typing
i would imagine most stuff wouldn't have drivers
my hands just go all over the place
i think the yellow logo dosent matter
but the screen didnt work at all
sound cards for logic pro power users but not much more tbh
i cant send images here can u come dm
I type like my fingers are playing twister
me using 8 and slow asf
trex typing
i type fast
is there any people who type with more than two fingers on phones
i hope not
i use my thumbs for mobile
@fallow drum what if you had no thumbs
i would murder you
two thousand and twenty four
how, you have no thumbs
vendor
vendor
vendor
diet pepsi
anyone elses vencord buggy
adding expansion cards like GPUs, storage controllers, and network cards
(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)
@lapis lava ok
I agree
I need a good rounded font
all the ones I found are so bad
want to make my site bubbly
I now have 2 1 axolotl
comic Sans
noooooooooooooooooo
Maple Mono
ok I found one
Meslo LGS
What does “vf {command}” stand for?
vh faq
Very frequently asked questions?
vfaq mobile
"why is this faye so amazing"
vowo
WRONG
/render
i hate you!!! @fallow drum
"how can i donate all of my life savings to faye"



