🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[stark herald]

Yop

wouldn't it conflict naming it setProgress or something

[fallow pawn]

I need to rename that func it may override the one used on windows

[stark herald]

xd

maybe just set since you'd do progress.set anyway it's pretty clear you're setting the progress but idk

[harsh minnow]

😭 😭

[stark herald]

Oops

[lapis lava]

regular became cute person

[harsh minnow]

nop

[lapis lava]

color

[harsh minnow]

does anyone remember what the original cute person colour was

i forgor

https://tenor.com/view/looks-inside-cat-meme-gif-9988497200137656952

[lapis lava]

look at all the anti vencord snippets

[fallow pawn]

a blue

[harsh minnow]

nuh

the blue is new

[lapis lava]

most have the cuteify snippet

[fallow pawn]

oh

im too new..

[harsh minnow]

the what

[fallow pawn]

newgen vencord user

[harsh minnow]

anti vencord snippets

so sane

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow #6d9

vcozy #6d9

[main wyvern]

a

[lapis lava]

DIEEEE

oh

[stark herald]

yop

[lapis lava]

/flag add

[cosmic otter]

nice green

[stark herald]

I have

did anyone else answer it

I'll see my CSS snippet

[quasi ravine]

i am on my way to piss off my bank once again

and request where the fuck my debit card is (its been a year)

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mailbox-trolling-vtuber-catgirl-epic-gif-23626677

[stark herald]

#78cf96

[fallow pawn]

vcozy #78cf96

[stark herald]

vcozy #78cf96

[harsh minnow]

she wasnt even funny that one time

[keen junco]

you're just jealous that you ain't funny

[prisma sonnet]

a lot of people definitely did find her funny

[stark herald]

it will forever appear whenever I open my client

[harsh minnow]

be careful that it doesnt send

remember when u were stuck with a bug where it kept sending automodded phrase whenever you opened discord

[stark herald]

[harsh minnow]

or was that someone else

[stark herald]

someone else

[fallow pawn]

im gonna switch to windblows

[stark herald]

at what point do you think it's illegal to say fucked up things online

[prisma sonnet]

threatening life

[modest granite]

hi my name is WerewolfTamer12

[daring cloud]

log out & backend

back in*

[lapis lava]

hi! @harsh minnow and @stark herald would be quite happy by your werewolf taming services

[modest granite]

is this True

[bold adder]

yes

[stark herald]

LC.image wolf fursuit

AHH scary werewolf

[lapis lava]

#1111807511570428005 message

[stark herald]

insane

[daring cloud]

wrong server

[lapis lava]

every time i want to send this gif i remember that as a vencord server moderator i must be accepting and show a good example to other members

[harsh minnow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdnboC2Ffto

[daring cloud]

rip shiggy

[daring cloud]

it's a tyranny fuck good examples

[modest granite]

inspiring

[wooden socket]

How the fuck did I get my insurance down so much rn

[stark herald]

he's probably actually a werewolf

[wooden socket]

My car insurance was gonna be 220 a month and now I got it down to 57 a month

[lapis lava]

most chaotic review section

@harsh minnow can i eat you

[winter needle]

https://youtu.be/PLevj9bdRRA

[stark herald]

I forgot reviewdb exists cause it got nerfed so hard with simplified profiles

[winter needle]

yeah

[stark herald]

atleast make it show an annoying red badge with the number of reviews

[lapis lava]

soon

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-6-ignore-rule-5-floppy-rules-rule-6-ignore-rule-5-gif-723416258677053331

//satirical

[quasi ravine]

AAAA I FUCKING HATE THE BANK

ANSWER THE PHONE

[bold adder]

LMAO

[boreal torrent]

...

[harsh minnow]

he's cool https://youtu.be/bT8x92sxf_U?t=633

[fallow pawn]

@stark herald @harsh minnow works hehe

on windows

extension _ProgressView {
    func set(progress: Double, animated: Bool) {
        #if os(macOS)
        self.doubleValue = progress
        #else
        self.setProgress(Float(progress), animated: animated)
        #endif
    }
}```

[stark herald]

do you have a macos pc and a windows pc

[fallow pawn]

yea

[cosmic otter]

rule 10: mods must be given free nitro every month

[fallow pawn]

yea

[keen junco]

autism cube

[boreal torrent]

being in the 5% sucks

[stark herald]

New venbot update you can't use vns unless you've voted for venbot on top.gg today

[bold adder]

sweden

[fallow pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jf_9Gy77ek

[cosmic otter]

bless my blobcatcozy life

[keen junco]

yes i know it's a remix

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @boreal torrent)

[fallow pawn]

this pc was my first ever mac machine

[small jungle]

wow a 5800m with a 3060? nice

[harsh minnow]

fuck my miserable sad stupid husk life

[fallow pawn]

also btw its not exactly hackintoshable, because the ssd makes it panic

so I would need to use another ssd

[stark herald]

you're so blobcatcozy

[fallow pawn]

noooo ur cute and

[small jungle]

glazer

[boreal torrent]

hackintoshes so bad

[boreal torrent]

no

[cosmic otter]

germans get drunk right out the womb

[fallow pawn]

sound:1220850398672326657

[keen junco]

sound:1220850398672326657

[bold adder]

how

oh

[harsh minnow]

sound:1206098541961941002

[fallow pawn]

nipahhh

[bold adder]

man

[keen junco]

sound:1220850398672326657

[small jungle]

wtf is this shit

[harsh minnow]

this one even has an icon

[bold adder]

sound

sound:1220850398672326657

[harsh minnow]

sound:1270626451938607204

[fallow pawn]

sound:1270626489469108315

[harsh minnow]

who said this lmao

[small jungle]

fuck my aliucord life

[lapis lava]

do you ever see a support regular and say "

im gonna cry"

[harsh minnow]

sound:1099574970931232861

[lapis lava]

because you know how painful it will be to

[fallow pawn]

sound:1220850398672326657

[harsh minnow]

hop off

[small jungle]

no

[harsh minnow]

you love

[small jungle]

ok if that's what I missed out on I'm ok with this

[lapis lava]

I merged is forgejo down pr now merge gambling

[fallow pawn]

lets go gambling

[harsh minnow]

sound:1102633007719911455 sound:1102633339057352776 sound:1102633612626632795

[lapis lava]

vds

[neon ferry]

Discord Status

🟢 API: Operational
🟢 Media Proxy: Operational
🟢 Gateway: Operational
🟢 Push Notifications: Operational
🟢 Search: Operational
🟢 Voice: Operational

Latest Outage Information

Incident: ⚫ Russia/Turkey Connectivity
Status: 🔴 Investigating
Identified At: N/A
Last Updated: <t:1728445848:F>

[fallow pawn]

what anthem is taht

[lapis lava]

love

[harsh minnow]

sound:1099740300605407253 @paper gate

[fallow pawn]

sound:1252771408245821480

[small jungle]

my meat uses microservices

[edgy ermine]

leave

screw rjb

[lapis lava]

time to

[small jungle]

should I leave

[last sky]

i can

[bold adder]

notsu

[harsh minnow]

sound:1118204808105574491

[main wyvern]

what a great name for a window manager

[lapis lava]

yoo bro i found this vencord executor

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow sound:1252771352176492594

[edgy ermine]

VencordInstaller.exe

[harsh minnow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLtAAqchybM

[edgy ermine]

superidol de xiao rong, dou mei ni de tian

[fallow pawn]

whos this random ass person bro

[edgy ermine]

lmfao

samara imposter

[last sky]

[edgy ermine]

lmao one time there was this dude claiming to be me so i dm'd them and they blocked me

around a month later i noticed their account was deleted

[lapis lava]

INSANE

[edgy ermine]

im the real hhls

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-itsumi-erika-itsumi-erika-gup-girls-und-panzer-gif-18308138950365671634

[main wyvern]

🧐

[bold adder]

swag

[lapis lava]

I accidentally used you as victim of my bad code

[harsh minnow]

@fallow pawn https://tenor.com/view/yukari-girls-und-panzer-based-gif-21662463

[edgy ermine]

im irreplaceable (until i am)

[lapis lava]

on that note why did it send command

[fallow pawn]

DONT FALL I WILL SAVE U

[lapis lava]

/flag add user:@lapis lava type:Danger message:a

[fallow pawn]

AWFUL

[calm nest]

[lapis lava]

STOP SENDING COMMAND

[fallow pawn]

WHY IS IT THE OTHER SIDE ON WINDOWS

[harsh minnow]

ah yes, *music*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl_11NkhD-g

so good

[magic tinsel]

are the discord themes (the nitro themes) not working for anyone else?

[harsh minnow]

that dearrow title is so bad

[bold adder]

so good

[harsh minnow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe0NA10jk78

OMG

THAT SONG

its not even april yet...

[fallow pawn]

im gonna go gaming

[harsh minnow]

what u gaming

https://www.bilibili.com/video/av1002646373/

[lapis lava]

veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[dusky forge]

What song is it? I can’t remember

[fallow pawn]

geometry dash

[harsh minnow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWRPihlt2ho

no..

@fallow pawn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7hZOIVWQ0g

[fallow pawn]

woe

[harsh minnow]

this one is so beautiful too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrKtbYWIey0

[fallow pawn]

omg I watched your lie in april

[harsh minnow]

the osts of that show are so good

[boreal torrent]

i bought an ipad from china

(for reselling)

i should use it for a few days

WHY HUSK

huskers will die

korisu has more lexycat plays than samara...

[fallow pawn]

I would be #1 if i didnt set up lastfm so late

[harsh minnow]

xd

@fallow pawn you're like a feather

[fallow pawn]

how :o

yea

[harsh minnow]

light and gentle

yea

duh

I would kill you even if you weren't a mosqueito

[fallow pawn]

awee

[edgy ermine]

abandon homebrew

[edgy ermine]

cant believe im installing windows rn smh

[harsh minnow]

I deleted homebrew and became homeless

[edgy ermine]

games

this game REFUSES to run on ANY vm

opengl bullshit

[harsh minnow]

what game

[edgy ermine]

one shot

[harsh minnow]

wdym

[edgy ermine]

something something opengl required

it is???

[harsh minnow]

oneshot runs natively on every platform

[edgy ermine]

my life is a lie

immediately

[harsh minnow]

hhlsgaming

[boreal torrent]

i wish i had enough money for like

[stark herald]

vee real name Frieda

[edgy ermine]

my old channel name was "HAHALOSAH Gaming"

[boreal torrent]

an ipad, a macbook, and an iphone

[harsh minnow]

HAHAGAMAH

[edgy ermine]

i wonder if it still shows

@wind pebble

lol yep

[boreal torrent]

i was going to say that

😭

[harsh minnow]

https://youtube.com/@hahalosah

[boreal torrent]

I only need -820 more subscribers,

[harsh minnow]

#HAHALOSAH
Hey everyone, I'm a YouTuber that posts content at least once every week! I play Minecraft, and I'm good at programming! I currently have 1820 subscribers! I only need -820 more subscribers, so please hit that subscribe button, and turn on notifications if you want to be notified when I post a new video! It's free! I've already posted...

[stark herald]

hit that subscribe button!

[boreal torrent]

let's unsubscribe

[harsh minnow]

so real

[edgy ermine]

group cyberbullying

see this is what i mean

[boreal torrent]

tiramisu so mean

[harsh minnow]

https://youtu.be/JKbsjiDVg9Y

[fallow pawn]

im palying the bamboo level

[river thunder]

@jaunty remnant, <t:1728176650:R>: waste money on discord for @nyanmiezekätzlein id unno what

[boreal torrent]

i was sitting for too long today, time to lay down a bit

[boreal torrent]

disgusting typo

lie down

lay down

whats the correct expression

[harsh minnow]

@fallow pawn

[boreal torrent]

english is confusing

[fallow pawn]

im gonna beat this with a video

[boreal torrent]

The main difference between "lay down" and "lie down" is that "lay down" means to put something down, while "lie down" means to put yourself in a flat position

okay

[harsh minnow]

I think both are right

[boreal torrent]

this helps

time to lie down

[harsh minnow]

well technically there's a difference but

[edgy ermine]

i just privated another one of my videos

[harsh minnow]

they're used interchangeably in reality

[edgy ermine]

you'll never know what this video was

[fallow pawn]

hhls privated so much content when I started looking through everything

[edgy ermine]

and why it got 1.3 M views

[edgy ermine]

yea my view count went down by 95%

nobody will ever know what these videos are

ever again

archive.org did not archive them

i checked

no

smh the sync command is taking forever

its called "the website was written in the 1990s"

[lavish owl]

at least you don't have this on your channel

[keen junco]

sorry

[edgy ermine]

43 clicks per second

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine hahalosah

[edgy ermine]

haiiii

[paper gate]

haii

[keen junco]

i used to be pretty good at this too when i was an active minecraft player

[lost furnace]

vencord supporte le flux d'horreur

LMAO

MY TRANSLATE THING WAS ON

IN FRENCH

I was fucking with a guy

and forgot to turn it off

so uhh

french horror

give for cookie clicker

[harsh minnow]

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

hey

[harsh minnow]

this is what's in my mind whenever u send me bye

[fallow pawn]

SORRY

[lost furnace]

revive it

[lapis lava]

rate https://youtu.be/kjxfHbOuaCY

[lost furnace]

and give to me

for cookie clicker

[fallow pawn]

[harsh minnow]

who tf is that lmao

[fallow pawn]

idk lmao

[lapis lava]

samara science

[lost furnace]

nino should be my editor

[fallow pawn]

some random person who took a telegram name

[edgy ermine]

samsara

fake samara

[lost furnace]

peak fucking cinema

[vapid adder]

❓

[harsh minnow]

add me on telegram aramas

silasyrchk

silas...

samie real name leak

[fallow pawn]

whats ur telegram

[lapis lava]

sileo

[harsh minnow]

real shit

[lapis lava]

telegram me

[edgy ermine]

when can i jailbreak my android

[fallow pawn]

next april fools im putting vencord on sileo featured

[edgy ermine]

note that i want to jailbreak it, not root it

because i can't root it

yet

[keen junco]

lc.octr

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇩🇪  German   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

Domtendo
Today at 05:16
it's possibly even sicker
a large part of all DMCAs that have plagued Nintendo YouTubers worldwide in the last few YEARS and also several channels
that have been deleted have not been fucked by Nintendo, but by a mentally insane hardcore fanboy who is pretending to be them

Google Cloud Vision • labsCore

[keen junco]

if this is true this would be so insane

[lapis lava]

samarafari

[fallow pawn]

on my mac

[edgy ermine]

i dont want to wait till march to root my android

[fallow pawn]

BRO THE ENDING ISNT SYNCED WITH THE SONG

[edgy ermine]

i have a working vencord safari extension that bypasses CSP

:3

[cosmic otter]

when will we get vencordtv

[fallow pawn]

safari malware ^

[edgy ermine]

:(

[lost furnace]

I want malware on my safari

[lapis lava]

where

[edgy ermine]

im gonna FIX the code and use it for nekocord

[keen kernel]

It routes all requests through my WISP server

thanks for your data

[edgy ermine]

i have a mental disorder

[lost furnace]

my phone is on my bed

and tiktok is open

I've just been hearing a french guy ramble

for like

40 minutes now

and Im too lazy to go turn off my phone

so my background noise is just french yapping

[edgy ermine]

i just trimmed my nails but i dont think its supposed to bleed

[fallow pawn]

nvm it is synced

im just bad

[lost furnace]

get unbad

no spooky month icon for me 😔

[edgy ermine]

where's windows 11 32 bit iso

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine give csp bypass

[edgy ermine]

never

[fallow pawn]

why

[edgy ermine]

meanie

[fallow pawn]

wat

[edgy ermine]

also the code is horrible

it needs a rewrite

[fallow pawn]

who cares really

[lost furnace]

when you're a discord addict so you open another discord while discord is updating

[edgy ermine]

its getting open sourced later anyways

[edgy ermine]

i have 3 instances of discord running rn

actually 4

vesktop, discord stable, canary, and development

dont ask why

[lost furnace]

I have

uh

4

I think

[fallow pawn]

givee

[lost furnace]

Idk

[edgy ermine]

me

i care

[lost furnace]

wait let me check

[edgy ermine]

actually 5 if discord web counts

how is my computer not dying from memory

[lone orbit]

i hope it gets banned soon

[lost furnace]

?

okay so

[fallow pawn]

give so I know how it works

[lost furnace]

I am running 3 instances of discord

ptb, canary and web on my quest 2

[keen junco]

run a fourth one

[lost furnace]

easy

I have and see 4 discords (I have my headset on its on the side side of my room )

I cant type I should be sleeping rn

uhhhhhhhhhhh

I go

drink water

and fall asleep

bye venders

vennie vencorders

[edgy ermine]

where

[bold adder]

should i get the trace or not waste materials

[harsh minnow]

why do you always say this lmao

why care

we all write shitcode

stop caring and being so self conscious

I cleaned my bottle just now and now my water tastes like soap -.- I didn't clean it out properly oopsie

[magic root]

get serverless
look inside
servers

meanwhile:
get react server functions
look inside
no servers

[fringe leaf]

Is Vencord down ??

[rough dome]

no.

[harsh minnow]

REAL cc @fallow pawn

[solemn plank]

vencord is forwards

[fringe leaf]

i cannot seem to be able to repair or install

[solemn plank]

green regular giving me flashbacks out here

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @solemn plank)

[pine zephyr]

what u guys think

[frigid glade]

.

cocaine

v.support

[lavish owl]

you should unlock all the bonus abilities

[frigid glade]

what's that command

v.s

[frigid glade]

whar is this commnad

v.help

[lavish owl]

personally i'd level everything up to max because i like it looking complete

[frigid glade]

stupid bot

[fallow pawn]

read the image

[frigid glade]

burn

[fallow pawn]

vns

[frigid glade]

i read

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[frigid glade]

kewl

[paper gate]

big chungus

I'm such a chungus @open pasture

[edgy ermine]

idk

[bold adder]

ok

NACHO BIRTHDAY??

(why am i not in the nacho server)

[edgy ermine]

horror, 10GB of xcode caches

[keen junco]

yes sorry

mb

[fringe leaf]

nvm it decided to fix itself mb

[fallow pawn]

why do u have soup in a bottle

[lean wraith]

hmm...

[harsh minnow]

wha..

[keen junco]

soap

[harsh minnow]

soap not soup girl

[fallow pawn]

soap

sorry I misread

xD

[keen junco]

retard

[lean wraith]

):?

[lean wraith]

what did bro do 😭

[harsh minnow]

LOL

be nice to samie

[keen junco]

be retarded

[fallow pawn]

[pine zephyr]

got more cinematic

[keen junco]

i am being nice

[harsh minnow]

don't cry I know you're not restarted

[lean wraith]

yeah

[fallow pawn]

thank u guys

[keen junco]

maybe that's the issue actually

[lapis lava]

(vee message)

[prisma compass]

someone woke up in the wrong side of the bed

[daring cloud]

hop on simplex

my qr code is bigger. i win

[lavish owl]

but no personality

[daring cloud]

lemme draw that on my whiteboard if you want personality

[open pasture]

hop on signal

[lavish owl]

draw it while still making sure it's scannable

[prisma compass]

nuh uh, let's hop on snake

[daring cloud]

that's the point

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow when telegran deletes my account can you give admin to my new one

[lapis lava]

veeee

[harsh minnow]

insane

[keen junco]

i was at the super market earlier today and the cashier was so confused when i wanted to buy my stuff. i put it on the belt and was hoping they'd just scan it and give me the price so i could pay but they just looked at me not knowing what to do so i went "just these 3 please" and he was still confused and then after another 2 seconds realizes and scans the items

[daring cloud]

send apk?

[keen junco]

pretty sure it's actually assembly for the game

[prisma compass]

its a windows exe

https://mattkc.com/etc/snakeqr/

[daring cloud]

ohhhhh

[lapis lava]

i should make venOS

[lean wraith]

hmm...

[open pasture]

this was not regulars

[lapis lava]

bro just use email and pgp

[paper gate]

@keen junco my mantika motor speaks to me

[edgy ermine]

i thought that was nix logo for about 1 second

[open pasture]

send me your fingerprint

[daring cloud]

injects vencord into all apps, whether or not they are discord

[keen junco]

put diesel in it

[open pasture]

waiting for vencord rce

[daring cloud]

@open pasture accept

[open pasture]

i know

i’ve seen the code

[coral spire]

the cashier was horrified when she saw me eating the divider

[edgy ermine]

i would be too

[solemn plank]

here you go

[open pasture]

thanks I just stole your identity

[edgy ermine]

my identity was stolen at school multiple times

[open pasture]

haha

[edgy ermine]

where my classmates would punch in MY number for snacks at school

and I would get charged

[solemn plank]

girl you need a h

[edgy ermine]

anyways i did the same thing back to them and we all got caught

this was like 5-6 years ago

[sharp sinew]

first day as a human 💔

[open pasture]

ah yes fraud

[solemn plank]

my identity was stolen at school multiple times. do not give out your genome

[prisma compass]

in my days (which is not even a year) we couldn't bring our phones, or they could take it for the whole school year

[solemn plank]

only TRUE korbo fans will remember this! #retro

[cosmic otter]

i used to scour the breakfast area for chocolate milks that kids didn't drink

it was very lucrative

[keen junco]

i stole multiple identities at school (i had the computer admin password)

[signal rose]

hallo marvin

[keen junco]

hewwo brickywicky

[cosmic otter]

i drank so much chocolate milk

[solemn plank]

our school password is on our lunch cards

[signal rose]

[fallow pawn]

this part too hard

[signal rose]

that seems super insecure

[solemn plank]

it is!

its also the barcode

[keen junco]

we could change ours

[signal rose]

ooh i like the bamboo

[keen junco]

we had everything apple

apple servers, iMacs and MacBooks

[cosmic otter]

i always forget that samara is like a super gd nerd

[keen junco]

I think nowadays they also have iPads there

[keen junco]

you're so forgetful, is @paper gate performing some experiments on you or something

[fallow pawn]

obs for some reason its 2 years in the past

[harsh minnow]

https://x.com/mallocmyheart/status/1844118382993703154

Hayden (@mallocmyheart) on X

This is antithetical to open source. An industry will struggle to use a piece of software if it can't recruit people who have experience with it.

Twitter · Oct 9, 2024, 8:50 PM

[solemn plank]

@paper gate i showed you your unforseen consequences pls respond

[cosmic otter]

i know 300 methods of eliminating you

[twin linden]

me 2 days after

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-fish-gif-17184504999079215735

[twin linden]

straight up lying

[harsh minnow]

@fallow pawn look

[fallow pawn]

girl what is that

pandafish

[solemn plank]

you go to a family reunion. you text an online bestie that you are gonna be away. you hear a discord notif. its not your phone

[harsh minnow]

https://vxtwitter.com/MadokaSlotsDly/status/1844375612519301158

[cosmic otter]

i get the philosophical reasons to be against it but i also understand the move

[harsh minnow]

there's nothing to understand

[solemn plank]

i could be this

[harsh minnow]

that move would make it nonfree

[solemn plank]

kinda

[cosmic otter]

like i get not wanting "Lockheed Martin <3 Nix" stickers or tshirts to be sold or advertised

[harsh minnow]

the entire point of free software is that anyone has full freedom

as soon as you add restrictions on who can use it, it's non free

[cosmic otter]

they aren't talking about restricting the software itself from what i can tell

[harsh minnow]

"promotional material"
recruitment or engineering blog

[cosmic otter]

just the nix branding, like the logo or whatever

[solemn plank]

this code is completely free. unless you are Eric Slamber. fuck you eric

[harsh minnow]

no they literally won't be able to say "we're looking for NixOs devops engineers"

[cosmic otter]

another comment seemed to suggest that they agree with never restricting the code itself

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter hi

[solemn plank]

i think nixos team should give their knoledge to me to make me more powerful

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter say it back

[harsh minnow]

also that sounds unenforceable anyway lol

[cosmic otter]

https://github.com/NixOS/SC-election-2024/issues/17

[harsh minnow]

"How we use NixOs to empower our weapon factory" is most definitely fair use

xd

[paper gate]

nix so bad

[harsh minnow]

[cosmic otter]

they can enforce the trademark on stuff being sold

or companies using it for marketing

[fallow pawn]

[harsh minnow]

why the fuck would some company sell nixos merch lmao

never gonna happen

[solemn plank]

new post from opera gx
"nixos? erm. awesomesauce. "

[paper gate]

imagine being in public with nixos shirt

@harsh minnow would you wear nixos shirt

[lapis lava]

@paper gate wears uwu shirt

[solemn plank]

i wore a christmas shirt during rhe summer

i dont care

[harsh minnow]

I will never understand why people are so anti millitary anyway

millitary is important

[lapis lava]

yop

[fallow pawn]

vencord merch

[lapis lava]

usually anti military comes with anti police and all

so

[harsh minnow]

acab is dumb too

[cosmic otter]

i am anti american police

terrible institution

[edgy ermine]

eggcrypt

[solemn plank]

anti police is the equivalent to "mod purge!!!"

[harsh minnow]

i like living in a safe area where I can go outside alone 24/7 with 0 no worry about my safety

[fallow pawn]

good thing im not banned frmo using eggcrypt

[lapis lava]

yop

[lapis lava]

what will a social worker do to protect me from a shooter

[cosmic otter]

no acab person seriously thinks that no cops are ever necessary

[edgy ermine]

😭

AutoModerator got banned

😭

[harsh minnow]

most cops are good people

[slow urchin]

@harsh minnow i like how your shiggy role is just "new role"

[cosmic otter]

just that funds need to be heavily reallocated to social services

[edgy ermine]

they must've not liked automoderator removing their posts on reddit

[lapis lava]

cops are good if they are good

[cosmic otter]

google 40% cops

[edgy ermine]

[cosmic otter]

we are also talking about different countries

idk about german police

but american police do not have a great track record

[solemn plank]

no wonder people dm you for support. you chose the small link

[edgy ermine]

acorn: *falls*
cop: "shots fired! shots fired!"

[slow urchin]

Real, they're either REALLY fucked up or REALLY nice and helpful (80/20 ratio sadly)

[cosmic otter]

and the nice ones get fired :/

[neon ferry]

owo

[slow urchin]

I would like to remind you all this is a real situation that happened and they unloaded almost 3 full magazines.

The video goes on for like 40 whole seconds of shooting

[harsh minnow]

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cops-abuse-partners-studies/

[edgy ermine]

this is beyond ridiculous

[edgy ermine]

"an X user"

so credible 😭

[lapis lava]

discord posting about more useless stuff to look good to investors

[slow urchin]

lc.google police acorn incident

[night blaze]

Okaloosa, Florida cop fires at unarmed man after acorn falls on car ...

Feb 14, 2024 ... A Florida law enforcement officer shot at an unarmed and handcuffed man after mistaking the sound of a falling acorn for a gunshot.

Google Search • labsCore • Page 5/20

[harsh minnow]

also statistics like this are always to be taken with a grain of salt lol

otherwise you'll also get into black crime rate or lesbian domestic abuse statistics

it's usually not that black and white

[keen junco]

give her 500 yen

[cosmic otter]

the lesbian da statistics are laughable

some guy just doubled a number

[harsh minnow]

not true lol

the numbers are true but there's more nuance to it

[pure sundial]

Yoooo

your the owner?

[slow urchin]

Group statistics never mean you can actually apply the highest to literally everyone of that group (unless it is over 85% imo, then you can kinda guess)

[harsh minnow]

yes

[fallow pawn]

hello owner

[pure sundial]

Like you own vencord and you created it?

[solemn plank]

hi the owner

[solemn plank]

they did

[slow urchin]

Vee owns @fallow pawn fr

[pure sundial]

"they"

?

[fallow pawn]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

[slow urchin]

Vshush

I already don't like u

[solemn plank]

? yeah

[pure sundial]

whos they

[harsh minnow]

he/she/they

[fallow pawn]

yeah she/they made vencord

[slow urchin]

Long before the first spinjutsu mast-

[harsh minnow]

bro is arabic he probably doesn't know

[slow urchin]

Probs

[harsh minnow]

it's not that intuitive if you're not a native speaker

[pure sundial]

how did you make it?

[harsh minnow]

with code

[cosmic otter]

ok yeah i looked into it and its weird

[solemn plank]

lots of it

[slow urchin]

It's open source just look it up

[fallow pawn]

Xcode?

[pure sundial]

No.

[slow urchin]

Yes.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1024751291504791654.gif?quality=lossless&size=60

Get shigged

[harsh minnow]

the numbers are all partners ever

as in, includes people who were abused by male partners then turned full lesbian

[solemn plank]

you can see the base code on github, but pretty much it loads its own code that patches existing code afaik

[harsh minnow]

so its very unclear and not very usable statistics

hence why I cited it as an example for similar statistics that are misleading / very nuanced

[slow urchin]

What stats are we talking about?

[harsh minnow]

[bold adder]

flashbang incoming

[solemn plank]

0fps...

[cosmic otter]

american cops are bad for way worse reasons anyways

[slow urchin]

It'd be really funny if you turned this into like a 1 hour mp4

[harsh minnow]

you're applying your stereotype to everyone

many good cops

[solemn plank]

we getting into frames per minute

[harsh minnow]

"cops are bad" people when I break into their house

[cosmic otter]

that doesn't change the fact that the system incentivizes the worst of em

[slow urchin]

Wait does da stand for drug abuse

[solemn plank]

dpmestic abuse

[harsh minnow]

domestic abuse probably

[cosmic otter]

the cops would show up like 30 minutes later and do nothing

[slow urchin]

Ohhhh

[harsh minnow]

[harsh minnow]

damn they should just invent teleport machines ig 😭

[solemn plank]

Oaahoaahoaahoaahoaahoaahoaahoaahoaah

[native peak]

is off topic general???

[harsh minnow]

ye

[keen junco]

I mean if you're breaking into a black person's house in America the police will likely assume the black person is the robber at first

[slow urchin]

Yeah but also America has a false-call rate of like 23% soooooo

[solemn plank]

ooahhoaahhoahh!! oahhh! oahhh! oahhh! oaahhh!!

[slow urchin]

Take it with a pile of salt

[solemn plank]

aauu

[slow urchin]

lc.google false police call rate in america

[night blaze]

False Alarm Reduction - Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department

... calls, of those responses, 98% are determined false. The primary goal of the False Alarm Reduction Unit is to reduce the number of false alarms that the ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 7/21

[keen junco]

(unless you're black then they'll shoot you 30+ times)

[solemn plank]

bbhh . nugget (self made)

[cosmic otter]

probably a mix of kids being dumb and old people afraid of everybody bc of the news

[slow urchin]

DAMN

WHAT

[solemn plank]

auu h . kid outside my house. he will kill me

[slow urchin]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

[harsh minnow]

fair assumption sadly

[harsh minnow]

I will eat

[solemn plank]

i will kill them first

[cosmic otter]

not actually a fair assumption

[keen junco]

Yesterday I someone buttdialing 911 whilst playing a shooter game and saying "I killed 2 people" on his mic so they assumed he murdered people

[cosmic otter]

white and black people commit crimes at similar rates

[slow crag]

and suddenly its 3am what the hell happened

[slow urchin]

Auu oue uueouauuu the voided beckons auu oruua auue

[solemn plank]

negative genius

[slow urchin]

Nincompoop if you will

[cosmic otter]

im hesitant to trust a random survey

[keen kernel]

Vencord user survey

never trust

[keen junco]

Almost 5am for me

[fallow pawn]

[slow crag]

go to bed...

[solemn plank]

when you are a crime victim first thing cops do is make you fill it our

[harsh minnow]

there are a shit ton of objective statistics about this lmao

[solemn plank]

flour

[harsh minnow]

there's no point denying it

but there's much more nuance to it

[solemn plank]

flour

yum! flour

Yum

[edgy ermine]

the stereotype is there for a reason

[main wyvern]

According to a survey, 85% of vencord users are homosexual

trust me

[keen kernel]

Ayunami loves you

[keen junco]

I'm not

[solemn plank]

anyone else notice i get a bit stupid and annoying when off my meds

[keen kernel]

didn't notice

[cosmic otter]

oh interesting according to fbi most arrests are white

[keen junco]

You are normal sometimes?!

[keen kernel]

Seemed like normal korbo behavior

[slow urchin]

To be fair the black crime rate is not "black people want to do crime more" it's "our political leaders put foreign and especially African American people in states of disrespect, disrepair, and starvation/homelessness leading to the need to commit crimes to defend and survive in a white led world"

[edgy ermine]

according to a survey which I only sent to myself, 100% of vencord users use a dev build

[slow urchin]

And me

[solemn plank]

and me

what if we all are hahalosah

[slow urchin]

That's two and a half whole people

That's a lot of people

[solemn plank]

whos the hald

[slow urchin]

U

[solemn plank]

true

i aint exactly humab

[slow urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/ketchup-arma3-reply-meme-gif-25309288

[harsh minnow]

why do people always blame the leaders lmao

[edgy ermine]

whens the last time someone used a dev build in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[harsh minnow]

I mean they could do much more but it's much more than just that

[solemn plank]

i dont exactly think. therefore i aint exactly

[harsh minnow]

it's mostly historical and generational debt

[slow urchin]

I didnt mean only

But they do influence a lot still

[harsh minnow]

moreso than the current state

[edgy ermine]

today

[harsh minnow]

but yes in essence your point is correct

[slow urchin]

The pixels at the top make this cursed

[harsh minnow]

the high representation in crime stems from higher rate of poverty and low education

[slow urchin]

^

[keen junco]

wtf is an education

[edgy ermine]

why tf is the sync command taking 4 business days

[solemn plank]

i learn without learn

[harsh minnow]

sync faster

[slow urchin]

What is sync command for

Whar

[keen kernel]

I learn with lean

[edgy ermine]

slow af sd card

smh

[keen kernel]

yummy

[keen junco]

I'm manually combing through the data for any juicy information

[harsh minnow]

didn't understand per capita award

[fallow pawn]

that spike is fake smh

[cosmic otter]

table didn't list it

[slow urchin]

I have a friend that unironically did lean with his friends and blacked out for like a day and a half

I need better friends

[solemn plank]

gd but you cant see the level

[harsh minnow]

SCARY

[keen junco]

Source: Wikipedia

[solemn plank]

i am wikipedia

[keen kernel]

unreal engine when fake engine arrives

[solemn plank]

i AM wikipedia.

[slow urchin]

Vee is scared of purple drink real

[keen kernel]

Wikipedia loves you

[harsh minnow]

and Wikipedia sources the fbi https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2010/crime-in-the-u.s.-2010/tables/table-43/10tbl43a.xls

[keen junco]

Hasn't school taught you not to use Wikipedia as a source and instead just steal the actual source from Wikipedia

[slow urchin]

Vee fucking HATES grape juice, so we should hate them

/j

[solemn plank]

oramge juice better

[keen kernel]

I love drinking purpur blocks from mine craf

[harsh minnow]

spilled my orange juise..

[solemn plank]

i need water

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/872941123721637908.png?quality=lossless&size=60

[keen junco]

Now check the whites on that list

[fallow pawn]

nooooo

[solemn plank]

Thank you for saving me. I was so Thirsty.

[fallow pawn]

[harsh minnow]

?

[slow urchin]

I don't.. I don't know what this says

Y'all can guess by pixels

I think it says anti horn e juice

Idk

[keen junco]

Oh wait nvm I'm stupid

[near wharf]

oh my god

yall can u believe it

[signal rose]

anti furry spray I think

[harsh minnow]

@near wharf

[slow urchin]

No

[near wharf]

they added back the og replies

[signal rose]

no i cant tell

[near wharf]

dead 2020 now they're back

[slow urchin]

It definitely says horne

[signal rose]

yeah you're probably right

[harsh minnow]

ya u gotta convert to per capita for it to be meaningful

[slow urchin]

YEAH IT SAYS ANTI

I WAS RIGHT

!!

[keen junco]

It's HO

[signal rose]

marvin

[keen junco]

Bricky

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/784994963247071272.png?quality=lossless&size=60

[signal rose]

marvin do you ever look at the sun

[slow urchin]

@keen junco marvin

[urban elk]

bwa

[harsh minnow]

what's most interesting is how underrepresented asians are

[keen junco]

No I don't wanna go blind

[harsh minnow]

why don't asians commit crime

[signal rose]

that's smart

[keen junco]

Zander

[slow urchin]

Why is subtext automodded if you don't mind me asking vee

[keen kernel]

Me when I look at the sun (the sun) (the neverending power of the sun) (the unmatched) (the sun)

[paper gate]

i eat bees

[urban elk]

subtext?

[keen junco]

I have an IQ of 83 according to some online test

[slow urchin]

Doth thy ever ponder at the rising dawn?

[harsh minnow]

cause of annoying retards
-# this user is under FBI surveillance. report to the fbi if you notice anything off

[signal rose]

I never took one, so I guess I have an IQ of nothing right now

[slow urchin]

Ohhh people doing that dumb fuckin fake thing

But my silly formatting veeeeeeee

[keen junco]

Yop

[slow urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1204984364115427408.png?quality=lossless&size=60

[keen junco]

null

[harsh minnow]

hello

-# sent from my iPhone.

[slow urchin]

NaN

[solemn plank]

Quote Message: Died 2020
Forward Message: Born 2024

Welcome back, Quote Message

[signal rose]

sent from your iPhone

[slow urchin]

Add iPhone emoji

[main wyvern]

quote

[slow urchin]

[keen junco]

I remember when I used block quotes to make a quoting plugin for powercord

[fallow pawn]

Hey nerds
-# Sent from my NASA space station

[slow urchin]

Watch this whole thing it's so fucking worth it i swear

[neat oak]

a Grammarly plugin would go crazy

[keen kernel]

Sorry I was actually doing code injection via the timeout icon into your discord client and causing me to gain your ram addresses and IP logistics so I can use your CPU architecture to migrate my SQL Bitcoin to your hard drive disk.

[slow urchin]

Real

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow its time to port grammarnazi

[keen junco]

Just learn how to spell idiot

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/banners/425032586331553792/a_9b2e5b77fdef8f1c02d88e383102943f.gif?size=512

[neat oak]

I on't wannna

[main wyvern]

i think it would be cool if you could right click on selected text and get the option to put it in a quote

copying and pasting exists but uhhh

shut up

[slow urchin]

I d i o t right?

[keen junco]

That's why you're jobless

[fallow pawn]

my pc dies when vscode is open but not gd

[neat oak]

lies

[slow urchin]

Use griddycode

[solemn plank]

I on't Don't wanna
Typo found

[keen kernel]

Lmfaooo

[slow urchin]

lc.google griddycode

[night blaze]

face-hh/griddycode: A code editor made with Godot. Code ... - GitHub

A code editor made with Godot. Code has never been more lit! - face-hh/griddycode.

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/30

[solemn plank]

oh.

[neat oak]

I type evrything correctly

[solemn plank]

is it like that one browser

[signal rose]

evrything

[harsh minnow]

[neat oak]

affirmiative

[solemn plank]

https://private-user-images.githubusercontent.com/69168154/309555595-df93830e-6e24-472d-a854-cea026b12890.mp4?jwt=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.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.I0lLsEb3iJ6PsE00FoVdQ9AzuCMsFar_tQy8SV3Cxcg

[fallow pawn]

wonder if I can put an image inside of the titlebar

[neat oak]

the link is so long for what reason?

[fallow pawn]

so it tracks u

[solemn plank]

what yhe FUCK github

[slow urchin]

Tldr: US builds prisons that get paid per prisoner and cops that are paid per arrest, and not prisons that are paid based on rehabilitation and cops that are paid for justice

[solemn plank]

im keeping it

[keen junco]

@main wyvern I sentence you to D-Side

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bandori-chungus-big-chungus-kasumi-bang-dream-gif-22534471

[main wyvern]

nonononononononononononono

[paper gate]

big chungus

[keen junco]

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

[fallow pawn]

I wonder if swift win32 has constraints

[open pasture]

why do you glaze lexy

[main wyvern]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[keen junco]

You don't have a choice

[fallow pawn]

NO WAY

[main wyvern]

yah i do

[slow urchin]

@harsh minnow

[fallow pawn]

this has everything fr

[keen junco]

We'll see about that.

[main wyvern]

i have too much sanity to play the d-sides

[keen junco]

Encrypting your hard drive atm

[slow urchin]

Who actually... Is lexy

[main wyvern]

why!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gif-16827398735784581973

[cosmic otter]

this is true

[harsh minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759451248750755860/1288239714188660806/caption.gif

[fallow pawn]

lexycat number one

[slow urchin]

WAIT DID LEXYCAT MAKE MATRYOSHKA MIKU AND GUMI????????

[keen junco]

You will only have access to Celeste and all D-Side maps are getting installed to your machine. Once you beat all maps you'll get your files decrypted

[cosmic otter]

private prisons also charge governments when they don't send enough prisoners

[main wyvern]

[keen junco]

You don't know her like that

[slow urchin]

ANSWER THIS NOW

[main wyvern]

this is literally a torture method

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1293410736646914059/caption.gif

[keen junco]

Yes that's the goal

[neat oak]

who is that

[cosmic otter]

a lot of places also just let cops take stuff that they think may have a tiny chance of being used for a crime without any actual evidence

[fallow pawn]

dont say that to her..

[slow urchin]

Kentucky?

Why?

[main wyvern]

oh well