#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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like a bar or a restaurant
(water)
not all places though
uwaughh
I love water
in earth you can drink in private at any age as long as you dont tell anyone
Water tastes bad
some states are less restrictive
i hate water
I only drink flavored water
ill have you know the schools here are pretty safe
i've only ever known one school that heard shots fired
/hj
im gonna pour one out for you @fallow pawn
Or red Powerade
that's like saying "in earth you can embezzle funds in private as long as you dont tell anyone"
in the US i think you can drink "for religious reasons" under the first amendment
yeah
RAAAAA FREEDOM
You can but it has limits
what about people who drink religiously /s
sacramental wine
i drink blood
my religion says i have to drunk drive 200mph in a school zone
i drink @paper gate
thats true, but i dont think its under the first amendment
wrong
police keeps discriminating me
wow, same!
my religion says to use Vencord
Vendorism
venreligion
vreligion
if you turn your house into a church (and only a church) you can exempt property taxes
switching to macos
my religon says to user better discorder
1st amendment is freedom of press, speech, religion, and assembly
sir, this is not a vendy's
vendy machine
drinking tap water is funny cause every time you move to a new house you get a new flavour
Vendy stole my money
mine has rust
at school tap water is hot or sane depending on which fountain i drink from
its terrible
mine has lead
the vending machine at my old school has a huge hole in the front and people would peel the tape back to grab a free snack
my fridge actually has a pitcher of water that automatically fills up
at my school vending machine stole a 20$ bill once
i watched an anime abt those
it stole never processed and never gave back
@harsh minnow you
mine does too
give me back my 20$
Was it that weird one where the guy got turned into a vending machine
wing is in my house
idk if it's the same everywhere, but here, tap water is regional so you will get vastly different tastes in different places
yes
my tapwater comes from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Constance
Lake Constance (German: Bodensee, pronounced [ˈboːdn̩ˌzeː] ) refers to three bodies of water on the Rhine at the northern foot of the Alps: Upper Lake Constance (Obersee), Lower Lake Constance (Untersee), and a connecting stretch of the Rhine, called the Seerhein (lit. 'Rhine of the lake(s)'). These waterbodies lie within the Lake Constance Basi...
i dont drink water
fres drinks monster
waterbodies
yop
fres drinks H20
I don’t Like caffeine
whats that
20 hydrogen
I don’t Even Need caffeine
means you need more
I wake up at 5 am everyday
my tapwater comes from
the tap water here tastes close enough to the filtered water ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I don’t Need coffee
my last house had well water
i wake up at 11 am to leave at 1 pm for school at 2 pm
but im new in school so ive only done 2 days so far
tap water is so much better
"with added minerals for taste"
brainwash
they all add some random chemicals
thank god it wasnt ill water
so did u end up being able to enroll in school
had to enroll in a different one which is 2 trains away
@sturdy folio reference
I wake up at 5 am to leave for school at 7 am so I get there at 7:40 am for class at 8:00 am
you don't need to add minerals depending on the source
some sources have so many minerals the water tastes salty
bottled water is a GOUVERNEMENT PLOT TO STEAL MY MIND AND READ MY THOUGHTS
guys i have an important question
(Auto-response invoked by @stark herald)
they put stuff in the water to make the vencord users gay
my thoughts: "hmm which vencord plugin should i next make"
pretty sure normally they remove stuff with electrolysis and then they just re-add the good parts from that and call it "added minerals" xd
it's just a few salts IIRC
One that makes you gay
nop
otherwise it'd just be distilled water
im not becoming gay
they put stuff in tap water
@lapis lava
fluorine, yeah
Make everyone else gay
they put hormones in the tap water
i was gonna make friend list sort and filter plugin but i got lazy
the gay molecule too
i'd drink any water with the word "trap" describing it
fluoride in tap water is good actually 
Technically I am straight
true
kotek bobbet mow
abobbet mow mow
did someone break zeet
i will inject flour into your water
I'm less keen on chlorine but with the extensive water pipe network, it's safer with than without
@lapis lava imagine plugin to sort friend list by relationship date or affinity or
crunchy rocks
I will soon tm bring back vusereval
the password is password
?remind one week
Alright @noble quest, in 1 week: …
Add dating simulator affinity bar
run js on my discord client
what is chlorine supposed to do?
kills off harmful bacteria and stuff
kill bacteria and stuff
fit well
it also cleans the pipes
the password is infected
say swear
@open pasture why do you have 🛜🤑 as pfp 
that's why sometimes they push extra chlorine through, usually once a year or so
time to put quickjs compiled to wasm on vencord
for premium sandboxing
its usually filtered out before it gets to your homes
always have nett, never spend
did u guys get the joke with the emojis
ah, makes sense
bc i did
No, it’s so they can gas you
wing is my hero
megumin
meow
drinking chlorine would not be fun
congrats you have a functional brain
so basically the 🛜 is short for net and the 🤑 is short for spend
just helping out and doing my duty
ive inhaled hydrogen
ITS NETT
they can just use the natural gas pipes, silly! /s
megu will explode in a ball of fire
real
no, net is short for network
dont be stupid.
i dont like stupid people.
@warped moat one time discord's automod left the chat for ~5min
get a load of this guy
No, it's short for networth.
you must have a lot of self-loathing then
i will fill this channel with chlorine gas
I can make phosgene
It’s pretty easy
i treat my water with sugar
omg one of my friends was wearing that hat one day
🇺🇸
the hat was from one of his friends tho
You have friends? What’s it like
@warped moat hii
I really want this beanie but nowhere sells anything similar :(
ios insane
who knows if they're what everyone else calls friends, but they seem like what friends would be for me so whatever
You should buy the fishing cap
this is hundredth time I granted
nino real name HTTPS
on android i flip a switch and it works
i like ur portfolio
If they're disallowed by a device profile...then why can you override it in Settings?
may i ask a question
same
I remember having to do that but now I just have TrollStore and sileo
is it "r u gay"
on i switch a flip works it
hugable
no
i can read through
on iOS i enable developer mode, sideload SideStore, get my pairing file, install it to sidestore, setup loopback vpn, then i can sideload
they arent
that was the question
so much work
something is sus about that clothing...or rather, the lack thereof
apple just slapped vpn, mdm, profiles and dev apps in one big menu
weird
Why exactly are you even using sidestore?
wolfie would marry an ai character
because why would i use altstore
im living the dream with feather rn
tf do u mean
Is it just because of the vpn refresh thing
I just bought a jailbreakable phone
I should just give up and get kravasign but i don't want to spend 10$ for something I can do for free
That’s what my solution was
i wouldn't want to use an inferior outdated version just to get trollstore
I like ios 18
trollstore
My phone was $194
which model
And I needed another phone anyways since my dad kicked me out and took my phone
if ios 18 iphone 13 jb ever releases im hopping on
11 pro
"inferior version" I'm on iOS 14 
imagine getting into the ios scene and the only way to sideload permanently is to install a software called "TrollStore"
def not the most suspicious name ever..
trolleystore
store
I think a lot of the signers and jailbreaks have some suspicious names

guh
imagine getting into the ios scene
trying really hard but failing
feather
Pissra1n
install feather
TotallyNotSpyware (also known by its domain name as spyware.lol or totally-not.spyware.lol) is a semi-untethered jailbreak for all 64-bit devices running any version of iOS 10.
It uses a JailbreakMe-style WebKit exploit along with either the Meridian or doubleH3lix bootstraps to achieve the jailbreak.
pay apple $100 then download feather
how old is that girl
feder
imagination not that strong
can i kill wolfie
it took me 20 minutes to convince my friend to install this on their 5S
can I get embed perms back
i dont know
nor i care
fix
true when is this happening..
Im deciding whether I want to be a software developer or a airplane pilot
im slowly getting tempted by signing services
actually I could make the page but no idea if the maintainers would really accept it for any random application
Do both at the same time
I want push and carplay so
nekoJB is a semi-untethered jailbreak for arm64 devices running iOS 15.0-15.8.
nekoJB rootful is a version of nekoJB that is released on 9 April 2024. It is a Dopamine fork with rootful supported
for A9-A11 devices on iOS 15.0-15.8.2. It uses a fake root filesystem volume to achieve rootful.
feather isnt "some random app"
True..
it is now popular good tool
Pilots are so cool
Isnt carplay still not available even with certs?
vensite > website
idk
its almost 4 am :(
Im pretty sure you have to jailbreak
nino can you v- regular me
vrr regular
nekoJB is probably the most "random app" to whoever is hosting the wiki lol
thx
i think feather would fit in on that wiki
@harsh minnow https://wiki.nin0.dev/index.php/Veeee_😭
@cosmic otter help
new nin0wiki page
You single handedly mostly killed esign
/usr/lib/jvm/java-17-openjdk/bin/java: symbol lookup error: /tmp/jni14493208938832209225libmpv_jni.so: undefined symbol: av_jni_set_java_vm
theres 2 sidebars 😭
why no regular
veeee 😭
because there are two different jailbreaks
I'm too busy to be regular rn
and the colour doesn't even do anything for me
there are obligations to being a regular?
@harsh minnow https://theapplewiki.com/wiki/Meowbrek2
i use adguard dns
well I wouldn't be regular anymore
also I don't want it rn
nekojb the original is STILL IN USE today
okie
a jailbreak every 30 seconds
i use nextdns
I love meowbrek2
chat bluetooth 6.0 is here
check contents
I was there
i am the anti wolfie
im anti bluetooth
samara science
samara science
awful
people in the jb community are very good at coming up with names
bluetooth is awesome
\😭
�
veeeeee 😭
die
wolfie insane
\😭

check rule 4 on ninawiki
the only reason why i joined the jb community was so i could make a minecraft mod
you finally have ninawiki admin
nina
so good that nina has this rule
veeee 😭
read if cute @harsh minnow respond to this
i wouldnt give that account admin i used some insane password

i forgot already what it was but that shit is not secure
until a while ago my password was ninadeveloper
@harsh minnow automod veee
/ve+/
ninoparticles
i harm
macos support going well



if os(macOS)
WinSDK 
whats wrong
girl where is Linux support
@cosmic otter your sickness is gone
not happening bestie <3
almost
my voice might stay affected after the sickness
vee lazy
i've
DONT
mkdir -p /System && sed s/ViewController/NS\&/
i cant even clone that
// if windows
typealias _ViewController = ViewController
// if mac
typealias _ViewController = NSViewController
omg
thats so smart I forgot those existed
i think; what's a more macos-exclusive command?
i use typealias in kotler like this
you sound like a smoker now
wdym
wing smokes 18 packs a day
@paper gate
also
if [ -d /System ];
would probably work better
chat do u brush your eyes?
yes
@harsh minnow
or
if [ `uname` = "Darwin" ]
done
if [ $(uname) = "Darwin" ];
zeeeeet 😭
vee will soon become archmaxxer
@tough drift
linux user timeline:
ubuntu -> fedora -> arch/nixos with hyprland -> become catgirl
@paper gate i know whats the last thing you will see
i skipped both ubuntu and fedora
I should ditch scene delegate
I went
windows -> manjaro -> windows - > arch -> windows -> fedora
I have no intention to switch again
you’re just mentally insane
windows 11 → void for 3 days → nixos
i did windows -> a little ubuntu -> locked myself out of sudoers -> windows
lmao
and technically gentoo as well
since our school mandates chromebooks
cant you copy from the msg
there should be thing to disable spotify rpc there
wing is an alien
@harsh minnow fix
wing is wong
my son keeps dying
@cosmic otter Wing Network
sorry i killed it
no way volume too
okay ill add “display on profile” to this
correct, this is in fact chat
error: 1+1 is not a valid assignment target
Grammar is a social construct don't @ me.
they're doing this to me tomorrow
NOOOOOOO
(@ing you out of spite)
love
Anyone want to play portal co-op? I haven't played in long enough that I forgot the level solutions. (5 years since last played.)
❤️
im saving
NO
love her
Smh
make @stark herald
GUHHHH
I cqant see
that sucks
h
hey
to delegate the scene
it's only present in UIKit for iOS iirc
yeah I looked it up
swiftwin32
i found a good anime i think its called sengoku youko and its very fun i think
holy shit
palera1n Windows 😭
the Shorekeeper
trust me bro
you need to replace apple dfu driver with lsusb for it to work at all
palera1n linux @fallow pawn
as?
that exists bestie but u need to use cli
oh...
or u can use my TUI
gui 🥺

btw the rewrite is in c
Anyone have any good hand towel recommendations?
if ur happy about it
samie so lazy she won't add Linux support for the 2 users who would use that
/gemini whats palera1n
insane that's not useful
guhhhhhhhh
close enough to a gui
host something actually useful like among us server
the play button looks fake
1- reddit blocked at school
2- yes I know it's a glorified VPN but I don't use the reddit app and Apollo is in livecontainer so I can't run concurrently with vendetta
so I just use libreddit
@edgy ermine https://github.com/palera1n/palera2n
samie why is it saying /usr/lib/jvm/java-17-openjdk/bin/java: symbol lookup error: /tmp/mpv_jni-12733003411904339664-libmpv_jni.so: undefined symbol: mpv_create
palera3n
s0n
son
palera:3n
@paper gate son
cant wait to palera2n my iPhone 11
fres...
scary
its a real repo that just contains a start of a rw
palera1n-c-rewrite-2
palera1n c: 2: electric boogaloo
what if vencord installer in Rust and it uses vencord installer cli internally
@harsh minnow https://open.spotify.com/track/1pG5tdUY3ohex2yLvGn6hn
spotify embed has left the chat
Krystal
@edgy ermine
1k soon
i will unstar at 999
oh it's another krystal
how many krystals are there
what kind of color is razzmatazz
vcotd
that
The meaning of RAZZMATAZZ is razzle-dazzle. How to use razzmatazz in a sentence. Did you know?
kinda
kinda
this is close to what the rewrite is gonna be
its like the reddest pink
how do u fix it
This reads like one of those "Did you know?" brainrot reels.
Pulled out my phone just to take a look at what it really is
when we actually get to it

i ❤️ procrastination!
i wasn't a fan of the nekocord installer cli being dart so i rewrote it in js
then i realized that sucks too
learning rust just for this...
why is swiftwin32 so similar to uikit but not appkit
we just have other stuff to do

like for me i have an entire discord client to make
based
literally just use google dns servers
loool
i love airplanes
i should do mine at some point…
@edgy ermine what gui framework
still picking
shell out to electron
idea for vencord..
vencord rn?
vencordrn happening in 5 billion year
whats wrong with the vencord installer rn
needs adb url input
not written in rust
@fallow pawn whats ios equivalent of adb
ugly..
anything specific
simulate touches
ios 18
lldb
i was gonna say install app but doubt its possible in ios if its not signed
oh wait
why would that be possible
it is on android
New UI comes out when all Vencord users touch grass simultaneously.
you're talking about ios
well there kinda is but kinda not, it does need some sort of signature
yes there is a way to sideload apps, they just have to be signed or you have pwned installd and your kernel
@open pasture hii
if you give it ur apple ID creds and it can register app ids it would be doable
I have an app install script for testing the p1 loader app https://github.com/palera1n/loader/blob/2.0/deploy.sh
it just scps to the device and installs the app with trollstore cli

blep
fixed
pr now
Yummers
I spent exactly 0 seconds on the looks of it
it's the definition of functional ui

very bad ending
germany allows turks
mantika science
we have been for the past 80 years 
german government will soon pay to import turks
they already did
all of them
wing wong
why do java lovers love ugly shades of grey
grey skin
Das Anwerbeabkommen zwischen der Bundesrepublik Deutschland und der Türkei wurde am 30. Oktober 1961 in Bad Godesberg unterzeichnet (Kabinett Adenauer III) und führte trotz anderslautender vertraglicher Ausgestaltung (Befristung der Aufenthaltsdauer auf maximal zwei Jahre: sogenanntes Rotationsprinzip) zu einer verstärkten Einwanderung aus der T...
what in the afsluitdijk
lc.tldr
- The Anwerbeabkommen (Recruitment Agreement) between Germany and Turkey was signed in 1961
- The agreement led to an increase in Turkish immigration to Germany, despite the initial intention of a two-year stay for workers
- The agreement was motivated by Germany's need for workers due to economic growth and the establishment of the Bundeswehr
- The agreement also served Turkey's need to reduce unemployment and improve its balance of payments
- The agreement was eventually modified to allow for family reunification and permanent residency for Turkish workers in Germany.
hai
helloo
watch it reply in german
oh
okay it didnt
can you tldr more
hai fres
hii
LMAO
@harsh minnow can you use tldr then tldr the tldr to make it tldr'er
안녕하세요 -> Annyeonghaseyo
scp
Secure, Contain, Protect
this is so funny for no reason
👋?
the image
for younger person or familiar person says Annyeong - 안녕
don't use Annyeong for Older Person
like Ma'am
T R O U B L E M A K I N G S
oh my god ur named bamboo..
we need to keep T R O U B L E M A K I N G S in palera2n
im so OLD
is that korean or chinese
sorry i hope you're not old
because korean nickname is bamboo
ive lived for thousands upon thousands of years @harsh minnow
bamboo
hmm
nop
ㅇㅅㅇ
do u have vpn
vencord matrixx
if discord explodes then vencord is dead
the bamboo song is stuck in my head again
better vencord https://www.reddit.com/r/vencordhelp/
what kind of translation
nin0 gets paid for each person he supports
one sec
@lapis lava
The language I use is not available in vencord, so I would like to translate it myself.
I believe the translator will work well)
broken mp4
soon
vencord locales soon
yeah not now
🤑
aww
SayoDevice
then
vencord asar in one billion years
i will sleep
last week my budget SayoDevice finally broke
NO Bamboo BMS
i had to replace the metal and re-calibrate it
PLEASE
with snacks
damm its so kool
those beds are not that comfy
compared to normal mattress that is
water bed
water beds are terrible
yea
they're expensive, and even more expensive when they leak
in korea
racecar beds
not comfy but
you can feel healthy
Please make discord blazingly fast 
if you have a cat you get one million holes
Exactly
what if optimize discord's code
xp?
@ebon cove @ionic fiber @chrome sparrow
idk what it is
idk
Featured on vinesauce
lol @thorny wing donated just to get hoisted and advertise their shit
you can tell they're hoisting because their main profile starts with a !
did you need to ping them
they have 0 messages here they probably won't respond anyways
regardless avoid doing any of that because its just gonna start an unnecessary fight
fr
hai are my messages going through
Insane
yes ashley
Huge news
is switch 2 already in development wtf
I'm Dutch now
Switch can't PLAY steam games
i hear minky running around
Fuck Asus
ASU(P)S(U) - No AS in Korea
it can if you arent a coward
oh
gonna sleep nini
i forgot that NS can homebrew
nintendo stopping hackers for good in switch 2 with revolutionary method called "no hardware"
no nand either
than no software
Nintendo will be using new method of hacker prevention called "not selling electronics"
can we just kill consoles off already
by that i mean stop developing new ones
i forgot my account
keep the old ones
playstayion honestly kinda deserves to exist imo. nintendo did them dirty with the CDi
it says PR_END_OF_FILE
what's CDi?
maybe they find out through SNI
pb.g philips cdi
isn't ECH already a thing though
The Compact Disc-Interactive is a digital optical disc data storage format as well as a hardware platform, co-developed and marketed by Dutch company ...
sega 32x
im talking about the console nintendo made with philips after ditching sony's SuperDisc addon for the SNES
i can remember nintendo wii
return to cassette tape storage
cassette?
had games like I. M. Meen, Hotel Mario and Zelda: The Faces of Evil
yesss
LGR did a cool video on VHS storage
I don't know that
I've never used that type before.
now working
you may know a character from one of the zelda games on there tho
damm im too young
morshu
for meme
my school has CRTs
Chhhk eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i didnt know that cause
i didn't use VHS
or CD-i
when i was young i watched teletubbies
how about betamax
no memories
also hotel mario. i know the intro cutscene by heart. it scares me
too many toasters
you know what they say:
[CHOOSE YOUR PATH]
god there was a short period between film and flash storage that Floppy disk cameras were a thing
all toasters t
oast toast
nom
mmm love my 1.4mb storage space
Where there's smoke,
⛈️ 🏚️: they pinch back.
🌈🌥️: there's fire.
UP TO 1.5h BATTERY LIFE!
?
2.5 inch Floppy disk
only like one type is actually completely floppy tgo
I need some 5.25" floppies
do catgirls have 2 or 4 ears
8
14
2
4
@edgy ermine what about NSObject, SwiftWin32 doesnt have but appdeleget requires
i have seen 5.25" before
me too
damm
I have some 5.25 drives but no disks lol
i have onw
i dont have
but it dont work
does swift on windows not have Foundation
but i have VHS
oh right it does
also a few zip disk drives without any zip disks
and XP
import Foundation
actually you probably don't know zip disk
i do
zip disk?
the thingymabob
100-500mb storage space
well
zeet
does Lunexise sound like anything offensive or anything in any language
CD came first but was too expensive and fragile at the time
Zip used a similar magnetic strip as floppies and was much cheaper
gn vencord
then CDs got way cheaper and flash drives killed them completely
nite nite krobb
Since flash drives came out, CDs and Zip have been in decline.
Right?
Is there any place other than Japan that still uses CDs?
correct
I heard that floppy drives are also used in Russia.
Certain CDs are useful
bluray and M-disk
Other than the Blu-ray format that goes into the console
I don't think I've ever seen it properly.
It's surprising that there are still no places that provide software on CD.
me installing linux
yeah there's massive blurays for data storage
what
like 100gb
USE USB DRIVE
old computer can't
ah well my Thinkpad can't lol
It's an old computer. It uses CDs or floppies.
But if you have USB, there's no reason to use it, right?
oh yea i have a tray of floppies
old computers with USB often still couldn't boot from usb
they look like this
Why?
I have a windows 98 PC with USB that absolutely cannot boot from it lol
Linux smart toaster
oh
floppy is still used as the save icon
💾
idk it took time for them to implement it since it was very different from IDE floppy/cd
why "YOU"
you?
o
wow i can store one photo
my first PC was my grandfather's when he passed away and was like a Pentium 3 windows ME machine
with Starcraft
then my next PC was windows vista 
mine was an old hp pavillion with winXP and a pentium 4
oh i found them
my first few years using a pc was spent playing webkinz
old flash game where you could play as animals that you got through buying plushies irl
mf webkinz
younger korean people in 90's~00's played
my sister collected them and I just had one pug
Starcraft with Fish Server
a had a few of them
didn't Minecraft like come out in alpha in like 2010
minecraft didnt exist until 2009
@edgy ermine can u dms
ah thats what u mean
OH
yeah once i moved to a newer laptop i would play minecraft mostly
i remember my older brother says
i think i started playing when the latest update was 1.2.5
yeah they will destroy you
such a gamer
R6S