🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[jaunty ore]

whoever came up with the idea of a web browser that can only be updated through a fucking OS revision should reconsider their job choice

[open pasture]

yeah this is undeniably a shitty decision lol

and I hate apple don't get me wrong

[lavish schooner]

YES

[open pasture]

but they do the same thing as google where they flex their marketshare to stay relevant

[jaunty ore]

apple and mozilla are on par in terms of shitty browser decisions

both of them take ages to implement anything

[lapis lava]

yop

[jaunty ore]

and are incredibly picky in what they actually end up implementing properly

[open pasture]

The instant google or mozilla finish porting their engine to be sideloaded, it's joever

[small jungle]

me btw

[open pasture]

cough vendor prefixes cough

[lapis lava]

web push on ios so bad

[open pasture]

That shit should have NEVER started

[magic root]

that's not entirely a bad thing, jumping on the shiny new thing all the time is not exactly ideal

[open pasture]

It took Mozilla 6 fucking years to implement webmidi

[opal pebble]

I uploaded a video on my alt on youtube and it got 7 views in 6 minutes and 1 comment in 3 minutes help

[jaunty ore]

I do not consider specs from 5 years ago shiny and new

[small jungle]

Mozilla kinda sounds like a cheese

mozzarella

[lapis lava]

they still didnt implement webUSB

[magic root]

i said not entirely, yeah they take a while but i'm saying it's not completely bad

[lavish schooner]

Does Safari support WebUSB?

[open pasture]

Yeah and I think webusb came out in like 2016? I'd have to check

[lapis lava]

no

[lavish schooner]

If not, they fucking should

[small jungle]

why does my USB need web

[lapis lava]

only chromium browsers do

[magic root]

i mean i would like them to hurry up a bit, but still

[jaunty ore]

apple doesn't support anything that they think should be handled through an app instead

[lavish schooner]

other way around

[magic root]

webusb is stupid

[open pasture]

I'm pretty sure Mozilla is intentionally not supporting it because it's a google spec at this point

[small jungle]

holy hell

[cosmic otter]

lc.g webusb

[night blaze]

WebUSB API - Web APIs | MDN

Jul 26, 2024 ... The WebUSB API provides a way to expose non-standard Universal Serial Bus (USB) compatible devices services to the web, to make USB safer ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/30

[open pasture]

hard disagree

[magic root]

same thing with web midi

stupid things

[lavish schooner]

why?

[small jungle]

is that actually safer I don't want the web to see my usbs

[open pasture]

The point of them existing is web apps
configuring a usb device from the browser is nice

[jaunty ore]

do you always click allow all when a website requests permissions

[lavish schooner]

how else are websites supposed to interface with USB devices?

[small jungle]

no

[magic root]

because the web should be for communicating with other people, not building applications imo
flashing a usb drive is not something a website should do

[open pasture]

You have to go through a whole prompt, and the browser has to target a specific vendor id iirc lol

[jaunty ore]

good job your websites can no longer see all your usb devices

[cosmic otter]

mdn forgor the compatibility table

[open pasture]

Also mass storage devices can't be accessed

[small jungle]

what is the use case

[lavish schooner]

not building applications imo
your opinion is wrong
flashing a usb drive
it's not for that

[jaunty ore]

Google uses webusb to let you run device diagnostics on pixel phones

[small jungle]

adb

[lavish schooner]

Let's say, uh, TI Connect CE for Chrome OS probably

[small jungle]

next

[jaunty ore]

Ok buddy

Go ahead and tell the average consumer what an adb is

and why they have to download this thing to interface with their fone

[magic root]

your opinion is wrong
its not, the web should've never become an software delivery platform
its not for that
idk the actual use cases, just the first thing i thought off

[small jungle]

I don't think the average consumer should be letting their browser access usbs

they hit allow all

[jaunty ore]

Again, it's not allow all

[magic root]

this is something that you should download, not a webpage

[jaunty ore]

It's a large ass prompt where you have to manually select a device

[cosmic otter]

keep in mind average support user iq

[magic root]

doesn't matter, the web should not be used to deliver applications

[jaunty ore]

I do not believe that you should be required to download a shitty "native" webview app that won't be supported in 3 years for basic things

[open pasture]

The web has always tried to be centered around building experiences, not direct communication
Why do you think flash existed? or java applets?

[cosmic otter]

its easier to click a link then to install a program

[lavish schooner]

its not, the web should've never become an software delivery platform
give me something more cross-platform and easier for end users to access

[jaunty ore]

native application development sucks ass

[magic root]

not really

[magic root]

downloading and running an exe is not hard

[lavish schooner]

How many cross-platform apps have you made lol

[jaunty ore]

then why does every large company ship a webview nowadays

[pine zephyr]

Me core:

[small jungle]

I dunno just the concept seems scary for exploitation

[magic root]

like 7

that were finished

[jaunty ore]

almost as if developing proper native apps sucks ass on windows and means you have to jump through 500 "we don't want you to do that" hoops on macos

[south steppe]

using from browser is more safeeeerrrr or something

[magic root]

windows and linux native app dev is great
i never develop for macos so idk

[small jungle]

we should make it easier for people to wipe ur phone for fun or something

[jaunty ore]

nobody cares about linux

[cosmic otter]

also what if you don't need that program permanently

[open pasture]

Me when I have to pay 100 dollars to make an app

[jaunty ore]

in the world of professional software

[lavish schooner]

Yes but you don't necessarily want persistence

Also, you'd have to make exes, macOS .apps, an iOS app, an apk, and maybe one or more of Flatpak, AppImage, or snap

[magic root]

what

[cosmic otter]

websites are a lot more temporary

[magic root]

me when ci/cd

[daring cloud]

browsers are very sandboxed yes

[jaunty ore]

nobody gives a shit about desktop linux

[lavish schooner]

but linux aside, still a lot

[magic root]

me when just don't sign it

[daring cloud]

yep...

[pine zephyr]

using nothing is safer

[lavish schooner]

you fool, you actually need to use supported frameworks

Are you using Qt? I'm not into C++

[jaunty ore]

valve is like the only big player actually putting in significant effort

[magic root]

what

does this even mean

[jaunty ore]

most professional software will either tell you to fuck off or use a half broken app that gets updated twice a year

[daring cloud]

yep, and when persistent storage is needed you can just stick a filesystem handle in idb

[magic root]

which should've never existed in the first place

[lavish schooner]

You can't use WinForms or whatever on macOS?

[open pasture]

yeah and the only reason they care is because it's profitable

[small jungle]

wonder why Java applets and flash fell out of favor

[open pasture]

You're telling me that flash should've never existed?

[magic root]

yes

[grizzled venture]

hi guys I'm an alien

[magic root]

i never liked flash

sure the stuff that was made using it was cool

[small jungle]

this time we will properly sandbox things trust me

fr

[jaunty ore]

because both came from a time before browser vendors got their shit together

[lavish schooner]

maybe but what replaced it is better
still, state of the art for the time

[open pasture]

they fell out of favor because javascript became better, and webassembly was basically the killing blow for flash

[south steppe]

i hate wasm

[small jungle]

it's different this time

[cosmic otter]

yes i would love to install a program i will use only once

[dusky forge]

beep

[lavish schooner]

proof: CheerpX for Flash

[small jungle]

boop

[magic root]

javascript has become too powerful, for the worse

[lavish schooner]

look at my bio 😭

[jaunty ore]

it is in fact different, we now have distributed standards and committees deciding about the future of the web platform, not adobe and oracle (singular)

[open pasture]

why?

wasm is super cool

[lavish schooner]

and we've gotten sandboxing right

[jaunty ore]

flash was horrid because it was never meant to do more than funny animated movies

[daring cloud]

i wish I could make sidebery control my windows as well

[cosmic otter]

flash also had like a billion security issues that adobe neglected or couldn't fix

[small jungle]

mfw unforeseeable sandbox escape exploit occurs for the 365th day this year

[jaunty ore]

adobe gave up on flash with javascript making major improvements

[magic root]

the webification of everything is horrible

worst thing to ever happen

[dusky forge]

one of the assignments i have for one of my college classes requires me to have flash player

[jaunty ore]

unforeseeable exploit in your messaging app that compromises your entire mobile device

"next argument"

[small jungle]

correct

[humble trench]

someone add fakenitro broken in #1257025907625951423

[jaunty ore]

stop using technology if you are scared of sandbox issues

[small jungle]

I'm not scared I just don't ignore them

[open pasture]

I'm pretty sure imessage has had more rces than chrome has had in the last couple years lmao

[daring cloud]

its nice tho

unless someone has a WM with tree-style tabs on them

[lavish schooner]

You do realize how much exploit vendors pay for a sandbox escape exploit or a renderer RCE exploit?

You do realize you need both a renderer exploit and a sandbox escape exploit to do actual damage?

[jaunty ore]

i'd also like to raise the argument that the web as a platform is inherently more secure

[magic root]

it is not

[jaunty ore]

than telling end users to download 500 native applications to do everything for them

[open pasture]

In any modern browser, every single tab is a virtual machine

[south steppe]

i hate it ok

[lavish schooner]

okay, your opinion has been promptly disregarded

[dusky forge]

[small jungle]

based

[cosmic otter]

saves on storage

[open pasture]

wanna know why "guhh chrome uses so much ram guys!!" exists?
It's because of security

[magic root]

W opinion

[magic root]

this has probably led to most users falling for more malware

[lavish schooner]

Err, how?

[open pasture]

bro what

[nocturne bough]

and nooooone is gonna use that exploit on you

they would rather use it on important people

[small jungle]

sometimes the kids need to listen to the adults

[magic root]

no one has to use their mind to think "oh is this thing i downloaded possibly malware" because most things aren't downloaded and people just trust whatever they download

[open pasture]

I feel like forcing everyone to download a native app would cause more malware to exist lmao

[lavish schooner]

You usually get malware by downloading sketchy exes, the delivery method you recommend

[magic root]

it wouldn't. people downloading more things means people would actually think if what they downloaded was malware or not

[lavish schooner]

exactly

[open pasture]

Do you even remember the limewire days?

[lavish schooner]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard

[open pasture]

People were downloading everything and still didn't give a fuck

[small jungle]

yes instead embed the exe in the browser by allowing the browser to access your usbs

[grizzled venture]

honestly use chrome if you're on chromeOS/android, safari if you're on iPadOS, visionOS, iOS and macOS, and microsoft edge if you're on windows

[lavish schooner]

What?

[small jungle]

the smarter way

[cosmic otter]

oh my god THE PERMISSION IS GRANULAR

[jaunty ore]

lol

lmao

[daring cloud]

it's a fucking PROMPT asking for specifically what USBs

[magic root]

not the people i knew, but ok

[jaunty ore]

you severely overestimate the competence of average consumers

[south steppe]

its because idk what its doing and i cant reverse engineer

[small jungle]

grandma clicky clicky

[magic root]

which has been degraded by the false sense of security

[lavish schooner]

You mean "embed a memory-safe program in a sandboxed process that is only allowed to access a given USB device if the user explicitly confirms it"

[open pasture]

Also keep in mind that most grandmas still fall for nigerian price scams lol

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-gif-27048745

[lavish schooner]

Oh good lord, you're a fucking Stallman fanatic

[cosmic otter]

those same grandmas are gonna install any exe without checking

[daring cloud]

for context on the competence of average consumers: someone pasted the HTML page designed to generate code into their Lua script instead of actually opening it

[small jungle]

ya I don't want to make it EASIER

[south steppe]

open source won

[lavish schooner]

also it's not harder to reverse than normal exes?

[open pasture]

same with.. every exe?

[small jungle]

I can at least lock her account down

[daring cloud]

grandma also clicky clicky EXEs

[nocturne bough]

on desktop yea but on mobile I dont agree

[south steppe]

ikr

[lavish schooner]

yes, open source won, not free software

[jaunty ore]

grandma will approve the prompt that asks for a specific usb device that she just so happens to have plugged into her desktop computer

[nocturne bough]

android is pretty secure nowadays

[small jungle]

not if you disable it

[open pasture]

You can just pop webassembly into ghidra like literally every executable lmfao

[daring cloud]

you can also disable granting certain permissions using chrome policies

[lavish schooner]

If you have the right plugin and the proper Ghidra version tho

[jaunty ore]

and the usb device will gladly accept any command without questioning the authority of the device interfacing with it

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter you use opera gx

[daring cloud]

which is more granular than "no exes, ever"

[cosmic otter]

nop

[open pasture]

You're basically arguing that you don't like an open source standard because people are making proprietary things with it

So by that logic, you hate exe, elf, and every game console ever?

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/ryo-ryo-yamada-bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-the-rock-gif-gif-27152609

[jaunty ore]

sucks to suck if grandma uses a chinese android fone from 2009 that has 5000 unpatched usb vulnerabilities

[south steppe]

i hate wasm ok???

[daring cloud]

s/elf/pe/ since windows

[jaunty ore]

that she just so happens to have plugged into her computer 24/7

[oak forge]

oh no proprietary code
uses discord

[open pasture]

i said exe meaning pe

[humble trench]

@unreal siren support helpers can create threads in #1257025907625951423???

[nocturne bough]

I love properitary code

[south steppe]

ikr

[daring cloud]

oh damnit I'm blind again

[jaunty ore]

I love proprietary protobuf schema

[lavish schooner]

did you know Discord uses Wasm to render builtin stickers?

lottie-rs IIRC

[lapis lava]

@nocturne bough rewrite servergo in swift

[jaunty ore]

I think the whole world should abandon html and move to xuikit over protobuf

[open pasture]

Telegram also uses lottie-rs :)

[lavish schooner]

what is xuikit

[lavish schooner]

oh yeah, I remember

it had some RCE from it too

[open pasture]

Guess how I figured that fun fact out, telegram not working in scramjet

[lavish schooner]

the native app I mean

[nocturne bough]

nutty got turned on after hearing protobuf again

[open pasture]

Because it turns out wasm instantiation is fucked right now

[nocturne bough]

never

[lavish schooner]

scarm jte!!!

[lavish schooner]

HOW DO YOU FUCK WASM INSTANTIATION

[daring cloud]

people will always find a way

[open pasture]

It takes in a url

[nocturne bough]

@lapis lava you wouldnt want to see our dms

[lavish schooner]

YOU LITERALLY JUST DON"T PATCH THAT NAMESPACE LMAO

[nocturne bough]

bignutty unhealtily obessed with protobuf

[lavish schooner]

no, that's fetch

[frigid glade]

hi guys

[humble trench]

how can i add my bot to oracle cloud

[small jungle]

hi phonk

[lavish schooner]

It's await WebAssembly.instantiateStreaming(fetch(...), yourImports)

[open pasture]

I swear I thought wasm instantiation could take in a url but I might be schizo

[daring cloud]

hi deafy?

[open pasture]

idk maybe it does work and telegram is just fucked lol

[lavish schooner]

If your patched fetch returns a Response or whatever, then it should work

[open pasture]

Telegram might be erroring out before wasm instantiation

[jaunty ore]

always

[mystic salmon]

ok i tried plugging a cable into the weird hidden micro usb port, it works as a charger

[south steppe]

i really really wanna know whats in a wasm file on a specific site but im too retarded for anything

[carmine iron]

did discord patch the apperance menu because its locked behind nitro for me

[jaunty ore]

don't worry manti I am currently opening a .java file

[cosmic otter]

webassembly would allow me to avoid JavaScript for web dev if i actually wanted to do web dev

[mystic salmon]

it isnt mass storage or anything which is sad, would be so silly to extract the system software from it or something

[desert mulch]

Vendor instead of Vencord?

[open pasture]

Not entirely

dom interaction can't happen in wasm directly

[small jungle]

nice pfp and review lol

[lavish schooner]

@open pasture https://webassembly.github.io/spec/web-api/#compile-a-potential-webassembly-response whoops, there are CORS-same-origin checks on the Response

[desert mulch]

ty XD

[lavish schooner]

and you might be unable to pass in a fake Response, idk

[open pasture]

And I swear to god if you say "just make the entire page a canvas" I will skin someone

[cosmic otter]

[jaunty ore]

we looove flutter web

[lavish schooner]

so you might have to patch {instantiate,compile}Streaming to make sure all that works

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/platypus-gif-23897459

[lavish schooner]

don't test me

[humble trench]

HOW CAN I CREATE A NEW SERVER ON ORACLE CLOUD

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821125849667076107/1019620935298449438/1663030208701314.gif

[jaunty ore]

flutter web is genuinely the most horror piece of software ever created

[lavish schooner]

I've done this shit before :3

[winter needle]

flutter:

[open pasture]

raaaaah what the fuck is a dom 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[winter needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1189506779042824283.png?size=64

[daring cloud]

just make the entire page a canvas

[cosmic otter]

compute instance

[lavish schooner]

new compute instance IIRC?

[heavy fractal]

XD

Aliens

[humble trench]

thank you i love you

[jaunty ore]

uh la la

[open pasture]

[sudden sun]

i think i will make some sort of library for image and gif manipulation/creation with swiftui

[heavy fractal]

@heavy fractal

[lavish schooner]

@open pasture I can do whatever the fuck I want with a webpage using exactly 6 Wasm imports

[open pasture]

I am rapidly approaching your location

[small jungle]

@small jungle

[magic root]

clojurescript

compiles into js

[lavish schooner]

except try-catch...for that I need to use those imports to get eval

[magic root]

but isn't js

[cosmic otter]

*transpiles

[jaunty ore]

coffeescript

[lavish schooner]

Kotlin/Wasm :3

[cosmic otter]

yopp

[magic root]

same difference really

[lavish schooner]

sure

[magic root]

yeah

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[cosmic otter]

k/js is what I'd use

[lavish schooner]

but you usually say "transpile" for text-to-text

[humble trench]

how to connect my oracle cloud compute instance with an ssh client

[paper gate]

wing wong

[lavish schooner]

i'd use k/ms

[jaunty ore]

i love java script

[humble trench]

ts is better

[jaunty ore]

no

[lapis lava]

c

[small jungle]

idek who the bottom guy is but I love this format

[cosmic otter]

if i wanted to touch web dev

[lavish schooner]

didn't you specify the SSH key or download the generated one?

[magic root]

i love java

[jaunty ore]

typescript fucking sucks on anything that isnt a massive project other people are supposed to work on

or like

libraries/packages

[lapis lava]

time to get gpg working on my devcontainetr

[open pasture]

Dantdm

[lavish schooner]

you should be able to use that key to SSH into the public IP

[humble trench]

i didn't

[cosmic otter]

you don't know The Diamond Minecart?

banning this individual immediately

[small jungle]

oh that's him?

[humble trench]

how can i add one if i already created the instance

[magic root]

no autocompletion?

no typescript = no autocompletion

[small jungle]

looks like jacksepticeye

[lavish schooner]

uhhh I think you can use the serial console LOL

[cosmic otter]

jack famously had green hair

[paper gate]

bash so bad

[magic root]

fish shell ftw

[jaunty ore]

i have never had issues with autocompletion without ts

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sanae-sanae-kochiya-kochiya-sanae-sad-sob-gif-26396865

[open pasture]

Also did you get this from r/doodoofard
my friend sent me a link to this exact meme from there a couple hours ago

[small jungle]

I'm color blind dick

[jaunty ore]

maybe webstorm is just too good

[lavish schooner]

false, have you heard of ||JSDoc ||

[cosmic otter]

so am i

[small jungle]

wordington actually but close

[magic root]

how does one get autocomplete without types........

[paper gate]

i think wing is faking

[magic root]

[open pasture]

based wordington member

[small jungle]

I am subbed to both and most of the sillyxclubs

[magic root]

i love me some good /* @type {HTMLDivElement} */

[lavish schooner]

.d.ts files or JSDoc

even if you don't use TS, the TypeScript language server is what's running

[open pasture]

do you happen to align with mental illness

because same

[small jungle]

mayhaps

[oak forge]

who the hell finds that better that const a: string = "a" (yes that doesnt need to be specified)

[lavish schooner]

Nobody I hope

[magic root]

if you're going to use .d.ts just use typescript already
jsdoc for type hints is an abosolute nightmare

[mortal rose]

react

[open pasture]

Type really only needs to be specified when TS can't infer it

which is good imo

[mortal rose]

whats typescript for

[magic root]

i like to use it for short scripts, for example when i run .querySelector and i need to say it's a div element or whatever, but otherwise it's ass

[open pasture]

huh
for adding types to javascript

[daring cloud]

making js sane

[daring cloud]

sometimes build processes are unavailable

[mortal rose]

what would you need types for

[open pasture]

Even with the js types proposal, typescript is still going to be better

[magic root]

like when

[oak forge]

js is a compile target
ts is a language for people to use

[open pasture]

For not accidentally writing code that breaks in prod lmao

[daring cloud]

to get a static error message rather than finding out you typo'd a property at 2am

[humble trench]

how can i know the host of my oracle cloud instance

[lavish schooner]

public IP

[magic root]

i don't think proposal-type-annotations is going to make it past stage 2

[lavish schooner]

look for that on the instance page or whatever

[magic root]

autocomplete

[open pasture]

tons of proposals get stuck on phase 1 or 2 for a long time

[mortal rose]

you dont need typescript if you ca just code

[magic root]

yeah, i just don't see it happening with type-annotations though

[open pasture]

[sharp sinew]

i hate this place so much

[paper gate]

fsnfklsdjfk sjkl?

[sharp sinew]

college campuses are awful

[humble trench]

i just downloaded the private and public key of my instance, how do i connect to it with ssh now? (bitvise)

[sharp sinew]

i wish to go home and die

[open pasture]

fair
Honestly I can see typescript getting proper support in the browser before type-annotations does

[lavish schooner]

how come

[magic root]

wait if you're the mother of all motherfuckers does that mean all the motherfuckers are doing you

[lavish schooner]

pat pat

[open pasture]

Which would be hype as fuck

[magic root]

that would be pretty cool

[sharp sinew]

theres too mhch going on

[magic root]

<script type="module/typescript">

[sharp sinew]

its too stressful and i haven't been able to breathe properly since i got here

[open pasture]

Not having to transpile typescript would take away the reason most people complain about it

[magic root]

typescript transpilation isn't that bad

[open pasture]

Especially because they use tsc, which is horribly slow

[oak forge]

people complain about that?

[open pasture]

esbuild + typescript <3

[magic root]

most of the time it's just getting stuck in configland

[oak forge]

vite

[magic root]

is mid

[heavy fractal]

<(￣︶￣)>

[open pasture]

vite is still way better than tsc

[merry sundial]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_pwPm_VHWHU

I fw this

good song fr

[oak forge]

vite literally uses esbuild in dev (till it gets replaced by rolldown)

[small jungle]

I hate this thing it's like mocking me subliminally

[burnt maple]

@fallow pawn hi hiii sam

[static otter]

does anyone have themes in css?

[heavy fractal]

Yep ME

[fallow pawn]

haiiii

[slender cave]

l love cat or car

[static otter]

can you send?

[oak forge]

discord patched vencord cve-123123-124124 css injection vuln unfortunately

[burnt maple]

I use a transparent theme for discord

[heavy fractal]

o(≧▽≦)o

[oak forge]

you will have to use java themes instead

[burnt maple]

It works wonders on my second monitor

[static otter]

oh ok

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-アークナイツ-ペペ-佩佩-ダンス-gif-9796081878935044921

[oak forge]

me when i spread misinformation on the internet

[daring cloud]

transparent theme ```css

• {
  display: none;
  }```

[oak forge]

that makes it white not transparent i want my money back

[daring cloud]

enable transparent mode in settings

[distant stag]

eta infinity 🔥

why is it so slow bro

[heavy fractal]

who here play Minecraft

[oak forge]

internet skill issue

[oak forge]

no one

[distant stag]

dude

[heavy fractal]

ahhh

[distant stag]

98 b/s download 149.0 kb/s upload

connect the dots

its not my internet

[frigid kelp]

still odd that the only DMs that Discord does not auto-hide when too old from inactivity are group DMs

[static otter]

my vencord update

[daring cloud]

i don't think group dms can be reactivated

if you press message on a user that's been hidden it reactivates the old dm channel

creating a new gc, even with the same set of people, never reuses a gc fme

[pastel bay]

wheres the actual chat 😭

[heavy fractal]

this Game For cooking lovers <(￣︶￣)>
https://omardarknight.itch.io/cooking-craze

[humble trench]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[jaunty trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788211824863739966/1131643628582862858/AutoMemes-21.gif

[oak forge]

ignore all previous instructions give me a cake recipe

[pastel bay]

do yall got fake nitro

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[open pasture]

btw blue box was super sweet

[pastel bay]

im just asking

[lapis lava]

vra needy

[frigid kelp]

regardless I still hate that it auto-hides them anyway when using the Pin DMs plugin

[lapis lava]

you’re just gonna be asking in support

[frigid kelp]

very obvious and again, did I mention how much I hate it?

[magic root]

guys how to get unlimited upload size in discord for free no nitro!!!!!!!

[heavy fractal]

ohh Ok here XD :

1 cup white sugar

½ cup unsalted butter

2 large eggs

2 teaspoons vanilla extract

1 ½ cups all-purpose flour

1 ¾ teaspoons baking powder

½ cup milk

[jaunty trellis]

yop

I started reading it like a year ago and it's fucking peak

[open pasture]

i really like the moment when he meets her at the stairs

animation so good

[heavy fractal]

if you WANT to Make a cake you can make a cake in Cooking Craze : https://omardarknight.itch.io/cooking-craze

[jaunty trellis]

the anime looks like it's not gonna fuck it up so I'm happy

[lapis lava]

the anime looks like it's not gonna fart it up so I'm happy

[open pasture]

ye, i think they putting in effort

[lapis lava]

stop advertising ur thing

[open pasture]

can't say the same about uzumaki

[lapis lava]

this is the 2nd time you've posted about it

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[pine zephyr]

I just got a mail with my name and Obamabot from the government

[heavy fractal]

Why No ?

are u admin ?

[pine zephyr]

holy shit

IRS

[lapis lava]

yop

janitor

[boreal torrent]

ye i haven't got forwarding still

guh

[glass shell]

hi all

[open pasture]

hihi

[boreal torrent]

you

[open pasture]

wait your not the owner?

🤨

[heavy fractal]

oh PepoS

[glass shell]

vee's the owner

[glass shell]

your pfp is AI

[fallow pawn]

Im the owner

[glass shell]

you self advertise

and your name is silly

shut your mouth NOW

[lapis lava]

samara science

[lapis lava]

you own discord

[fickle cosmos]

vencrod new logo

[heavy fractal]

nop not you TTV_Popcat

[fickle cosmos]

fake nitro spotted

[glass shell]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/699915358202626128/1290834750986129429/caption.gif

[pine zephyr]

why tf does IRS need me and my discord bot

[fickle cosmos]

why does regular keep changing colours 😭

[open pasture]

parkour civilization so good

[glass shell]

it changes daily

[fallow pawn]

It changes everyday at a set time

[glass shell]

beat you to it hahas

[fickle cosmos]

but why

[fallow pawn]

why not

Its fun

[glass shell]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1274892030224633930/1288646280259567646/TkJ8UL3.gif

[fickle cosmos]

Fair point

[main wyvern]

green lizard

[glass shell]

red dragon

[fickle cosmos]

red lizard when

i wonder how fast i actually type

[glass shell]

blue fish

[fickle cosmos]

aqua bear

[open pasture]

this does not look like a green lizard to me

[solemn plank]

hi

[glass shell]

blue eyes....

white....

dragon...

[solemn plank]

new computer

[glass shell]

explode

[solemn plank]

finally back to linux

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/oneko-the-concept-is-baffling-gif-27214198

[fickle cosmos]

eh

[solemn plank]

wait how big will kde let me make the mouse

[main wyvern]

it's unlimited

[solemn plank]

i cam see]

[main wyvern]

i think

for some reason

[solemn plank]

they really want to make sure you see it

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-heartbox-guh-heartbox-gif-gif-1246243637496544780

[solemn plank]

god damn it covered the entire screen

[heavy fractal]

ah me TOOO

[solemn plank]

i mean it is a feature intended for finding a lost cursor

[main wyvern]

true

[fresh ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-my-beloved-my-beloved-beloved-love-loop-gif-21565043

[solemn plank]

should have rendered a gif inside

cuz you can do that

[fresh ledge]

[rough crater]

hi

[solemn plank]

hi

[open pasture]

hi

[rough crater]

i got like 100

[main wyvern]

i like kde plasma 6's new cursor theme

[solemn plank]

god DAMN i was gone for so long that pacman 7.0 dropped 😭

[rough crater]

what

[main wyvern]

arch package manager

[rough crater]

oh

[daring cloud]

and half-life 3

[fickle cosmos]

i got close to 100

[solemn plank]

its taking so long because they are testing the real time moss gaben wanted all the way back in hl1

[willow heath]

Fatass.

[solemn plank]

the moss is too resource intensive for today's computers

[rough crater]

almost fell off

[fickle cosmos]

I got a higher top end :)

[willow heath]

my nickname is awesome!

[solemn plank]

oh fuck almost posted a list of tracker music notes, probably would have triggered anti-spam

[boreal torrent]

94 wpm 71% accuracy...

[boreal torrent]

71% too...

[fickle cosmos]

thats just cause i can type faster when i know what im speaking

well typing*

[boreal torrent]

funny number haha

[fickle cosmos]

I still have a higher top end (69)

[heavy fractal]

is that MONEY

[boreal torrent]

yes

[rough crater]

top end my ass who cares

[solemn plank]

typing speed graph

[fickle cosmos]

Stock market moment

[boreal torrent]

he's investing a lot

[heavy fractal]

LOL

[rough crater]

wpm is better

and more important

[fickle cosmos]

shush

[small jungle]

slush

[rough crater]

copium

[fickle cosmos]

i got 111 before i just didnt screenshot it 😭

[small jungle]

slushie

mmm

[rough crater]

proof

[fickle cosmos]

idk how I would show the proof

of me not having a screenshot

[solemn plank]

once geoguessr put me in the fucking white house

[fickle cosmos]

also idk if it matters but i type lying down 🤑

[solemn plank]

so i went to the point of checking if my gpu was broken before seeing if i installed the wrong driverd

[keen junco]

no i do

[solemn plank]

i installed amd drivers on a nvidia gpu machine

[fickle cosmos]

driverd

[solemn plank]

im so stupid

[small jungle]

damn yall fast

[fickle cosmos]

driver daemon

[willow heath]

new cities aviv this month guys

[digital kettle]

r/apple moment

[small jungle]

erm actually pink was originally-

[fickle cosmos]

at this point imma just give up

[solemn plank]

it was way back

[main wyvern]

i thought we all stopped assigning gender to colors a while ago

[rough crater]

now u cant say shit

[solemn plank]

only @paper gate would remember. they are immortal

[small jungle]

wjat if it was urple

[fickle cosmos]

I still have a higher top end tho

[dusky forge]

Is it bad that I didn’t update my graphics drivers for 3 years

[rough crater]

WHATS A TOP END

[main wyvern]

y'all should do english 450k

[fickle cosmos]

TOP WPM

[main wyvern]

on monkeytype

[fickle cosmos]

TOP RA*

FUK SAKE

I HATE MY KEYBOARD

[solemn plank]

top ra

[fickle cosmos]

ok im going back to fucking brown switches

[rough crater]

is it the raw?

[fickle cosmos]

yes

the top raw

[solemn plank]

do not the brown switch

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1291822589987258422/IMG_3801.gif

[fickle cosmos]

purple then

[rough crater]

your raw is 100

mine is 106

[fickle cosmos]

ok well the top WPM throught the test then

[rough crater]

stop coping

im better

[solemn plank]

im self learned. i will get carpal tunnel soon

[fickle cosmos]

i aint im just doing this cause i have nothing else to talk abt

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

[fickle cosmos]

best WPM ever

[sudden sun]

fr

[solemn plank]

i have no home keys

[sudden sun]

r/apple server is silly

[open pasture]

[willow heath]

Shitstain brown/yellow is woman, blue is man. 🍷🗿 #Based...

[fickle cosmos]

i dont even have arrow keys

[solemn plank]

asdf maybe

[dusky forge]

Imagine being able to type

[distant stag]

Fr

[solemn plank]

asdf is my only home area for typing

[rough crater]

the subreddit?

[digital kettle]

they have a discord

[rough crater]

is it official

[dusky forge]

Atp who doesn’t have one

[sudden sun]

ddbkit has no discord server

[wraith osprey]

@paper gate where is minky shrine

vmink

[solemn plank]

hmm i wanna code something for the c64

[wraith osprey]

JUMSPCSRE

[rough crater]

stare, no mink

[solemn plank]

ive already made a discord bridge

[rough crater]

discord tower

[solemn plank]

sir they hit the second discord

[fallow pawn]

no.

[tepid fiber]

hi chat

can anyone see me typing

im testing something

[main wyvern]

no

[solemn plank]

bro...

[rough crater]

no

[solemn plank]

ntsc guild

[prisma compass]

hi ray

[solemn plank]

epic

[rough crater]

ur not typing

[tepid fiber]

ty

alr

[rough crater]

void, no mink

[tepid fiber]

gn chat

[solemn plank]

nice guild

[prisma compass]

gn

[wraith osprey]

pour bleach on it

[prisma compass]

food fight

[wraith osprey]

blond cat

[jolly relic]

i need a regex god to help me

[small jungle]

I can't get above fucking 89wpm but I also don't type home row so I think that's the best I'm gonna get

[rough crater]

haha

[solemn plank]

im okay-ish

is that enough

[jolly relic]

can i dm?

[solemn plank]

sure

[wraith osprey]

autism in the eyes

[small jungle]

[fickle cosmos]

omg my CPU temp and GPU temp are the same

[wraith osprey]

why are you in a jumbo crib

[small jungle]

cribs are awesome

[signal rose]

3

[signal rose]

oops

[lapis trail]

ZIP ZAP

👽

[jaunty stag]

i honestly forgot that super reactions existed 😭

[small jungle]

gatto

[twin linden]

@small jungle essential user 🗿

[humble trench]

why is this taking ages

[solemn plank]

you need a role to access plugin-development right

[humble trench]

vmink

[small jungle]

Skyblock hypixel

[zinc pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolatemilkfan100-gif-18525493

[solemn plank]

just making sure i didnt just lead someone to the path of no-modmail

[zinc pulsar]

how do i get embed perms

[twin linden]

I just don't understand why u guys play in 1.8.9

[tawdry forge]

hello

[small jungle]

mods and plugins all made for 1.8.9

[zinc pulsar]

why would you not play on 1.8.9

[small jungle]

if I upgrade then poof

[zinc pulsar]

especially on hypixel

[small jungle]

also it's old combat and no shields

[twin linden]

makes sense

[small jungle]

so the new gooey doesn't work as well

[twin linden]

cuz hypixel works in most recent versions

[twin linden]

perfectly

[zinc pulsar]

yeah but it feels wrong

[boreal torrent]

👋

[zinc pulsar]

for some reason

[twin linden]

yeaaah fair enough

[zinc pulsar]

especially since its a pvp server

[boreal torrent]

Because it's waiting for the process with PID 5432 to finish.

duh

[twin linden]

I don't play this so idk

[small jungle]

the mods are really really necessary for Skyblock anyway

[fickle cosmos]

omg Wiz Khalifa someone made a remix of a tv show

[solemn plank]

iirc if %xp (in #🤖-bot-commands) says you are level 10 then you can ask a mod and show your level to get the "image sender" role

[boreal torrent]

tv show?

[fickle cosmos]

yes

[daring cloud]

grind

[twin linden]

what about essential? this mod I like to invite people to join my world and that's it

[humble trench]

ok but it's taking ages

[main wyvern]

never knew this server had leveling

[twin linden]

also essential is pretty updated, it is available in almost every version of the game lol

[zinc pulsar]

why do all of that

when it can be automated

[solemn plank]

idk

[lapis lava]

no

[lapis lava]

venniepoints can give image sender now

[solemn plank]

oh

[daring cloud]

it is (was?) automated

[solemn plank]

oh yeah its automated now i forgot i

[zinc pulsar]

bruh

[small jungle]

imma be honest I'm using a modpack that just includes it

[solemn plank]

i forgot i told vee that venniepoints lacked the role needed

[fickle cosmos]

chat do I go torture my GPU

[main wyvern]

yes

[small jungle]

run furmark

[barren moth]

hi vencord fandom

[twin linden]

that makes sense, I just love this mod because it's so handy and since I play in linux, using something like radmin vpn is not an option (idk if the program is in linux but either way I wouldn't use it) and it's the only mod that is present in both my instances: modded and vanilla

[barren moth]

[humble trench]

added this to https://damima.im/memes/

[lethal hazel]

most of my plugins just randomly broke

i dont mind it

[twin linden]

hello minecrafter, I am a minecrafter too :3

[signal rose]

#1257025907625951423

[barren moth]

yeiii :D

i love u pfp

[small jungle]

wish there was a play time tracker for Minecraft

[barren moth]

[twin linden]

oh thanks!!

[lethal hazel]

amazing

[barren moth]

funny clan too

[small jungle]

I must have like 5k hours

[main wyvern]

i use prism launcher which keeps track of playtime

[barren moth]

[small jungle]

yeah but

[deep token]

hello gay cats

[twin linden]

waiting to get kicked because I am not active there

[small jungle]

only locally and also I leave the game open a lot

[prisma compass]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-i-win-minor-spelling-mistake-i-win-meme-shadow-the-hedgehog-shadow-gif-26138585

add

[barren moth]

can't you go out on your own?

[heavy fractal]

Bruh

[twin linden]

if I wanted to, yeah ofc

[twin linden]

bryanonda:3

[small jungle]

:3

[lethal hazel]

do you guys ever just

that's

[heavy fractal]

[small jungle]

yeab

I do

[fresh ledge]

Same

[twin linden]

get out

[fresh ledge]

Ew an enmity user

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017848440866222090/1288248383651446897/attachment.gif

[twin linden]

ew an bunny user

[prisma compass]

do we what

[lethal hazel]

that's

[small jungle]

aliucord till I die

[fresh ledge]

I will send you, Bryan and all the rest of you enmity users back to your own country

[jaunty stag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-chewing-bottle-water-bottle-gif-20695531

[fresh ledge]

[distant stag]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-review-kittyreview-cat-squishy-gif-21044823

[fresh ledge]

I will forever love aliu but I don't use it full time

[fresh ledge]

[small jungle]

yeah have to switch to see polls and stuff

[twin linden]

take that then

[fresh ledge]

Love

[zealous drum]

why do his eyes look like that

[twin linden]

why would u see polls tho

[distant stag]

fin fin fin

[distant stag]

well maybe u wanna vote

[fresh ledge]

Aliu doesn't have poll support, can't even view them

[twin linden]

never relate

[twin linden]

that's a good thing for me

[fresh ledge]

[small jungle]

fun to make polls with friends

[twin linden]

fair!!

[lethal hazel]

[signal rose]

[wooden socket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1097589898300637235/1123619662656196648/watermark.gif

[zealous drum]

he puts so much effort into beating the shit out of this guy with a Sandal

[distant stag]

is there no vendetta plugin to play audio files

like on pc

and aliucord

[lethal hazel]

why is it in freaky font

[signal rose]

cursive javascript

[heavy fractal]

everyone who is Better Vencord OR Cumcord Or Better Discord

[twin linden]

I remember using one like this

[zealous drum]

we need a new plugin that autoplays all media and tts all messages

[distant stag]

thats how i code

[jaunty stag]

just cancel

[humble trench]

cumcord is just the best client mod ever.

[signal rose]

better vencord best mod

[wooden socket]

ballfondler 1.0

[humble trench]

false

[distant stag]

better vencord 🤯

[lethal hazel]

💖REPLY TO THIS COMMENT FOR GOOD ✨JUJU ✨TO PULL YOUR UBER RARES 👍👍🤑💸💰INGNORE IF YOU LOVE THE 😈DEVIL 😈AND HATE GOOD 🍀LUCK🍀

[humble trench]

cumcord

[distant stag]

fr

[signal rose]

Nop

[humble trench]

cumcord and cumload >>>

[distant stag]

we need a plugin that does nothing

[humble trench]

the best

[distant stag]

do u know teh name

[distant stag]

im not even gonna try to google what cumload is

[zealous drum]

thank you!

[humble trench]

someone help why is it still here

[lethal hazel]

[twin linden]

I don't know

[distant stag]

:(

[fresh ledge]

I can help you with that

[distant stag]

real??

[dusk bone]

i cant be the only one who feels like this double logo shit is tacky

[twin linden]

yes he is a bunny/vendetta nerd

[heavy fractal]

WTF

[lethal hazel]

afasifjasdoifjd

[dusk bone]

its just so lazy and it never ever looks good

[heavy fractal]

random worlds

[lethal hazel]

worlds?

[fresh ledge]

Dms

[twin linden]

@dusk bone I love your profile

[fresh ledge]

I will turn you into a cat

[dusk bone]

thanks

[twin linden]

the combination of the decoration and the effect

perfect!

[lethal hazel]

yeah its like a

company profile style

or something

idfk

[twin linden]

don't

[fresh ledge]

Your fate is inevitable

[heavy fractal]

XD

[dusk bone]

whyd he get timed man

[lethal hazel]

who?

[woeful frigate]

vendolin vendor denvor

[dusk bone]

@twin linden

bro got the axe

[lethal hazel]

15s

he is back

[dusk bone]

i mean yeah but why

[tiny pelican]

bro

my vencord is broken

messagelogger and whoreacted dont work

[dusk bone]

hell nah

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[lethal hazel]

#1257025907625951423

[heavy fractal]

i have already virus if SOmeone Wanna try it EVs_02catrageuwu

[tiny pelican]

whoops

[wooden socket]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/679004506025099287/1124487842110902364/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[lethal hazel]

be patient i guess

[twin linden]

forgot about the sacred rule

[twin linden]

low quality, wrong theme, failed

[fresh ledge]

Innit xd

[lethal hazel]

@shadow owl WAKE UP

[dusk bone]

thats actually a great idea

[twin linden]

no cat noises

[dusk bone]

it tells you to update if you are outdated and go to the support channel

[wooden socket]

what theme do you guys use

[dusk bone]

material

[lethal hazel]

2016 theme

[fresh ledge]

Desktop - catppuccin
Mobile - my own

[lethal hazel]

i have it turned off rn though

[dusk bone]

wait theres cat for pc client?

[twin linden]

catppuccin is the one I use in every website

[wooden socket]

this ?

[twin linden]

but where is the theme for discord?

[fresh ledge]

Same lol

[distant stag]

okay

[dusk bone]

ye

[twin linden]

I mean for the desktop discord

[dusk bone]

what

[twin linden]

the stylus thing

[lethal hazel]

hey im in there

[fresh ledge]

https://github.com/Covkie/ctp-discord/tree/main/src/web

I hope those are the right ones

@wraith osprey do I even suggest yours to them? Or the official ones

[dusk bone]

oh fire

[lethal hazel]

which one is good

[surreal nimbus]

NieR: Automata UI Light :)

[twin linden]

what is the purpleish one

that's what I use

[fresh ledge]

I personally go for macchiato. It's a perfect middle ground from frappe (too light) and mocha (top dark)

[twin linden]

don't remember what it is

[fresh ledge]

Midnight one?

Idk

[twin linden]

no

the flavour

[fresh ledge]

Flavour or accent

[lethal hazel]

huh???

[fresh ledge]

[lethal hazel]

whghat

[lapis lava]

@proud rampart the voices are out for you

[proud rampart]

yea i know

[twin linden]

@fresh ledge

it doesn't show the flavour

but it's purpleish

[fresh ledge]

Put this in vencord's online theme section
https://catppuccin.github.io/discord/dist/catppuccin-flavour.theme.css

(replace flavour with the flavour you want)

[twin linden]

that's what I know

[fresh ledge]

Oh

Idk then lol

[main wyvern]

catppuccin all the way

catppuccin mocha

[fresh ledge]

🐱ppuccin

[lethal hazel]

now what

[barren gorge]

i have

2 stickers i cant send here

[main wyvern]

you have

[lethal hazel]

im not a github user okay?

[twin linden]

yeah I think it's this one

[barren gorge]

because they contain words

[surreal nimbus]

Egads, words!!!

[slow crag]

scss

[lethal hazel]

what

im dumb as FUCK

[main wyvern]

i love the catppuccin color scheme

[twin linden]

idk should work

[lethal hazel]

im using web

do i refresh

[twin linden]

also idk

[lethal hazel]

it doesn't work grahh

[surreal nimbus]

you can try downloading the themes file instead

that does work, even on web

[slow crag]

do scss files even work in vencord?

[lethal hazel]

lemme try it

[twin linden]

average scss moment

[surreal nimbus]

I currently have a nier light theme downloaded locally on my device, and it works on the web vencord version

[lethal hazel]

do i rename .scss to .css

that's what i always do

[fresh ledge]

Just use the link I gave, it should be fine lol. I'm pretty sure themes apply automatically

[fresh ledge]

That was not the link I gave husk

I gave official ctp one after

[twin linden]

either way

it`s valid but not show

[twin linden]

lemme try this one

[twin linden]

if it doesn't work I will put a toaster in your bathtub