#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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it's me
im stealing your socks and one thigh high sock.
fucks sake
who the fuck are you /j
You can only do it if the queen is alive
whoops
you lost your towers stfu
im not american wtfdym
yippe
your a smelly face shut up
better now
you are now eagle
also uhh
no the national animal of my country is the marten
the martian? like the people on mars?
no like
bro is not living on mars
a thing with fur
7 minute ping
alien mf
im going to twist its neck 360 degrees
bwuh
i dont think it would mind
@open pasture do your nails look like that as well
im going to cut it in half
just like all homeless people by 2025
are you in an insane asylum why is the wall white
i love that image
saw it on Emkay once
that's the wall in my house
lmao
the wall is white because they're a normal person
do you live in an insane asylum?
why is it glossy
I chew my nails
kinda?
bad habit
I took the picture up against the wall so that I wouldn't show any more than I wanted to
i used to which is why i cut them off
oh
no lmao
I guess that's a solution
you what
if you put your hand at the wall would it be at that specific angle?
Yes? thats wild.
@shadow owl my mango
is to blow up 💥 and
act like
i dont know
nobody
! ❗
alrighty since you're going to be like this I think it'd be best if I just ignore you altogether
thats prolly a table
normal walls are not glossy
someone cannot handle a simple joke
no you're just being annoying
yeah i better block them before i start saying slurs
there's such a thing as crossing boundaries and messing around too much
you live in an insane asylum with glossy walls
you fuck around? you find out
and at what point have you told me to stop? if you had told me i would have
go to bed
no wonder bro is british
young ma'am
im gonna twist your neck 360 degrees 😸
go to bed
Bbut
do it then.
okkkk fine
YIPPPIIEEEE
I wouldn't think that I have to unless you're not considering how I could be doing while messing around
youll be safe
so whatever
YAYY
:3

fatass

yeah they're similar
@sharp sinew gn mom
Yet you could have just nicely said stop its making me uncomfortable instead.
gnnnn
also chat are my fingers long or is it just a rumor
my fingers are longer
those are long
i got spindly fingers
they do look long
your fingers are not long
FUCK
mine are just
decent sized ig
the shadow government is lying to you Fjonkie
Mine dont exist i cut tjem off
ywag people were saying especially my thumb sometimes
IGNORE THE MR BEAST SHADOW GOVERNMENT AND LISTEN TO ME. THE MOST TRUSTABLE PERSON EVER

what
REAL
a funny image but it has nothing to do with the message
last message before sleep
in bed NOW
the phone is tiny.
OKAY
that's not my phone dummy
I AMM
now it is
my hands make the iphone 6s look small
forced to use an iphone se

I love bombs in my pockets 
same its why i use sony xperias
nop
don't buy apple stuff
mfw i send my nixos config to someone immediately after they ask to see it to help with my problem and they dont respond in a while
android better
aaaa
i used to use those
or they saw it and realized they couldn't help maybe
my ones keep exploding in my pockets
theyre fine but i wouldnt buy their stuff myself
nop
buy a pager 
what's that

every person working at hospitals in 2004 show House M.D ever:
texting for old losers
tjeres no way you just aykdf what a fucking pager is
someones new to earth
aykdf
wait arent they the things restaurants used to give or something
asked?
i know what a pager is and im probably younger than you that says a lot
aykekdkdkenensnndnememw
why do I need to know what a pager is though
because they are silly and old and cool
i first heard about them on that one mkbhd video
borgir
House M.D introducted them to me
they were obsolete like 20 years ago so you cant blame people for not knowing
is it coated in vomit sauce?
vepcord
webcord
if house md used one then they werent obsolete 20 years ago
pagers were talked about relatively recently what with them being rigged to explode
how do i get into the gays clan im gay i need in it
haven't seen the news



on that
real



i love when i use my pager as an explosive device against people
YOU MONSTER PUT THEM BACK
I also don't know what that is
they're long as fuck
Xiaomi's
WAAAAAH
I love it when my pager is used as an IED to terrorize colombia and explode government organizations
(this is a joke don't kill me)
oh is that a phone brand
xiaomi phones bwuhh
im editing out the last part
homophobic celeste players are funny as shit
give context lil bro
the main character in celeste is transgender
also get off of old android clients
those exist?
yes
WHA
how
so do i
how can I change vencord theme settings
idiots who dont realise the game their playing is gay friendly
go to hogwarts and learn wizardry
ryan reynolds is my bbg
Dead ass I read that as Greek
no, seriously
the theme settings
(Auto-response invoked by @signal rose)
same
the horrors within
(some fluid forming on top of the VRAM chips)
i spit on it sorry
im stuck on android 13 on my redmi
you're paying for that
What you
GPU*
Autocorrect 
EVGA GeForce GTX 1660 Super SC
nop :3
guess you can say you ha-.. wait, that's censored here now 💀 vencord dictatorship
I'll make you
what's censored

should i get a google pixel
I've got an ASUS ROG STRIX GTX 1070 but I flashed the ROG STRIX 1070 OC bios on it
Since they use same board
i can't say 😅 but I guess you can say it involves hawks
sure
i was just timed out for it lmao
?????
wtf do birds do with it
Haliey Welch's famous line
i got an rog 1080 oc
i need a new phone. desperately
who's that
i love it
you will be placed in a room with a managed supply of oxygen and the more time passes the less oxygen the room is going to have
They're still good GPUs
it's fine, I would survive
she did the noise you make when u cough up a spit globule and spit it out. it ends with Twah and begins with Hawk
it'll contain a mixture of the perfect air but then slowly degrade more and more
and you will be forced to gain asthma
@signal rose
why is that famous??
Exit this server immediately
little kids like women spitting? idk
no i was just explaining a joke to someone.
It's the latest meme on X, the everything app!
bro did not just say X
FUCK YOU I WAS GONNA SAY WAYLAND BETTER
its Twitter not X elon will not brainwash me into calling it X
it is
Pi
Asshole.
elon neuralink is scary
yop
relatable
I used it as a WireGuard host
don't worry even he himself has fucked up as referred to it as twitter before
to connect to my PC
and stream games
(I would literally use the RPI to power on my PC)
elon musk has never been the smartest apple in the shedstack.
wake on lan is nice
i genuinely hate rich people
elon promised me catgirls until 2030..if he can't build them he might aswell project them into my brain straight
im going to robin hood with them
I wonder if my credit score will go down for maxing out my credit card the same day I opened it
mate just look them up on the internet. its free and you can get it at any time
probably
wayland is so cool
who is Wayland
you are not cool /j (you are)
#rich
ive only ever used wayland
what in the
i just got into using wayland recently
bro is not scared by twitter
👻❌👻
Slight debt
bros credit score is not surviving
(I'm 18 without stable income but got approved for credit)
krill issue. just become 19.
can we ban this person yet theyre clearly addicted to tiktok
what person
YOU
I will not be sharing my screen time
green lizard
im literally watching ntts making discord server tutorials rn on youtube
vcotd
swww is for wallpapers
yah
i use waybar on wayland though
i just use hyprpaper
My phone has the tiktok layout burnt in
me too!!
swww has cool animations and stuff
the others are too scary
wow
TRUE
i just want a static one..
2 year old phone btw
i meant like when changing wallpapers
i tried ironbar but like nobody uses it so support was very limited
I was saying wow to having tiktok, idc about the burn-in
ok yeah i've never heard of ironbar before
yeah i dont
look at the awesome hyprland github page
this cotd sucks
shocking..
frog
reported
hii
rvshdhebanxbbd zh
my reddit account is from 2019 iirc
The past few days there's been photos of private parts being posted on there and I reported it but they said no violations found 
I almost said the m word.
kiddo.
ugh
god
tiktok moderation SUCKS
tiktok moderation SUCKS
i heard about a story of just like genuine p*** being posted and marked as abiding by TOS
Why do I see a 🐱 on my fyp fully exposed
Like do something tiktok
hence iron yes
hai
How do you guys feel that we're closer to 2030 than 2017
i wanna try other ones now
kts been like that for like 3 and a half years now dummy
wait
yeah no im going
i have no idea what dandy’s world is
maybe i’ll learn about it if i watch this video
We're closer to 2047 than 2000
I just got the nitro message pointing to the "insert timestamp" button lol
free nitro solution
it’s alive?!??!
orang
Guys what exp do i need on to get guild discovery and stuff?
none
it's api-gated
How come i was able to see it when i had a exp on but when i turned it off they disappeared
¯_(ツ)_/¯
So do they do the role perk anymore or nah
it wouldn't let you join any guilds though
Oh
glerb... glorp bad blrerp zerp?
When I was beaten at the middle school someone yelled "animal abuse"
which one of you was that
... what a message to come here to
mb gang
I forgive
thank you 🙏
upgrade
rats when they see a deepfryer:
Lul
Aww
Oh it's green now
i want pink
Ur pink
even though i'm not regular
Here
donate for custom role, get whatever colour you want
greenphobic?
nononononono
i don't feel like it
racist against greens are we now?????
more
mods, confiscate his green
put it on me instead, i'd appreciate it
official wumpus stickers dropped 🔥
per month right
monthly subscription for a role is crazy 😭
i thought it was a subscription
thank you fox :D
have a good night
yes, it'd be kinda insane even
oh wait you can do a one-time donation on github
did not know that
nuh uh
paypal me 30,000 USD
server icon change 🔥
how much is that in euros??
Yippie
i got jumpscared 😔
Halloween timee
Hi
halloweed icon não way
<3
i might actually donate
@fallow pawn love new icon
a silly badge would be kinda cool
wait did you make
vencord
and i love spending my money on useless shit (sometimes)
donations feed vee
vampcord?
m- me when getting nitro! :D
Venpkin?
PumVen?
Spooky
Vooky
New icon is fire
yes
spooky vendor
very<3
™️
Candle great detail
VENCORD ICON CHANGED
this icon made my mac lag so much
skill isue
Nig
Mine works ,
Oh
its the 8gb of ram
sorry I launched devilbro plugins on ur mac
0/10 ragebait do better
vban
Hm
Done! 
Banned hz.quarez (@edgy steppe)
server invite in pronouns too 💀
the pixelmator project is intensive

jesus christ
wtf
M2 Pro test
did you get 4k pumpkin image
well theres 2 icons in here
triangle
triangle
rounded rectan
bencord
cencord
🎃
🎃
well that's a carved pumpkin
@fallow pawn jinx
🎃
ur a carved pumpkin
smh, not the same, need pumkin
you didn't specify
only on tuesdays

cotr
?remindme tuesday carve wearr
@cosmic otter make Halloween wing
Alright @stark herald, in 3 days: carve wearr
?remind Tuesday eat @stark herald
Alright @lapis lava, in 4 days: eat @meow fres
oh god
lol ur tuesday is 1 day later than mine
?remind tuesday stop nino from eating @stark herald
Alright @open pasture, in 3 days: stop nino from eating @meow fres
failed assassination from the beginning
i kinda wish you guys would chill on the joke reminders
i can put a weekly reminder for this so i don't forget
that should not have made me laugh
?remindme 1w no joke reminders
Alright @open pasture, in 1 week: no joke reminders
this shall be my weekly routine from now on
why did the server picture just suddenly change 💀
boy
Spooky month
spooktober jumpscare
think a bit
do they know?
: pumpkin:
I wouldn't call it that
but it just went like poof
connect the dots on a whiteboard
connect four
I carved out the vencord logo with a mouse
winning :D

poor rat :c
i am sorry to hear that 😔
why is it blurry
mancraft
i... am placing blocks and shit cause im in fucking minecraaft
the official winrar bag is out
aaaa scary vendor
its probably in the guild ratelimit bucket
no, ur crafting men!
fucking 140 euros
insane
animated server icon bypass by changing it with a bot every second
fake
I want this so bad 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
bought the winrar hat gg
the bag a better deal
There's no way this is real 😭
nobody buys winrar so they gotta make up for it
Hello, world!
is the bag limited time
yeah looks like it
WinRAR & tern is now online : https://tern.llo.to/t/nobCqO
orders are open for a limited time
hiii aliens!! 👋 👋
they're not real
this bag is so good man
anyone who buys a 250 dollar new varsity jacket is a double loser because those haven't been cool in like 30 years
lmao
and.. it's 250 dollars for probably like 15 dollars worth of material
yeah
yeah but it's winrar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
winrar sucks anyways lol
@paper gate
7zip is just laughably better
Me when the
i use ark personally
i just like hats 
i find the ui of 7z and winrar geriatric
or just. terminal commands
7z command line:
i just use 7z cmd line
i (usually) prefer gui apps
I just use winrar im normal
yeah but like
it's not even a complicated thing to do
i don't think 7zip is on linux
where is the date when it ends 
you can have the extraction running in the time it takes to get Winrar or 7z gui open
so i use ark sometimes
It is
whar.
all they said was
The countdown is on... our collaboration with @tern_et is dropping today at 7pm (Berlin time)... are you ready?
7zip is open source lol
wtf theres different winrar bag sizes
interesting
- labor
they should give a winrar bag to a random winrar license payer so atleast it was worth something for them to pay for useless license
and they could be ethically sourcing materials
(an electric loom and an underpaid chinese factory worker)
(i couldn't find anything on their website but its possible)
They could be tbf, but even still the price difference isn't that big
The only thing that could maybe justify the price is a free copy of winrar or two and it being handmade
how many employees do you think discord has
a few
Including trust and safety? probably about 4
like 7.5 prob
did they bomb the experiment for it
It's not a bad feature but they should've done it a long time ago, y'know like when they were doing all the ui redesigns lmao
and every feature like this should be able to be turned off without client mods imo
yop
discord doesn't know what toggling is
discord developers when they can't be bothered to spend an extra 5 minutes making their new UI change toggleable
discord on their way to add another new feature that nobody asked for and that nobody benefits from

at least 1.5

this is how you make settings bloat worse tbf
one billion toggles
chat, does anyone here know what discord bot removes the "?si=" from links u send automatically??
better yet, just let discord users input custom css by default 
Keto
i don't have a bot like that authorized
mmmm i love data trackers
discord would make it a per-server lvl 3 boost feature
@copper turtle why are you posting a worse solution when the real option exists in the client mod you are using
🤤

totally (I don't use vencord)
I'm here because you are all really awesome .
but if css got offered officially, wouldn't that be grounds to act on client mods css changing browser extensions chrome devtools
nop
discord will almost certainly never offer css editor
yeah
ohhh yeah i forgot it's literally a vencord plugin 😭
average discord users would somehow get scammed by something that dares them to open devtools + so many ugly themes would be made 
i don't want to dream, i want that color picker theming back (officially)
i think they disable devtools by default
imagine using vencord cant relate
They do
you have to add some setting to a json file
only on desktop stable
Vencord just patches the settings for you
ptb, canary and browser have it by default
you can't disable devtools in a browser
i dunno if there's even a way to disable devtools for a site - yah
there are disable devtools scripts
but
all they do is just spam debugger statement in an anonymous function
that's nothing

imagine using vencord (aaron penis 613 told me to uninstall it 
)
i'd never use vencord because it's against tos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes
you follow tos?
vencord lagged my token, click for real evidence https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/blob/main/src/webpack/common/components.ts#L54-L56
components.ts: Lines 54-56
// token lagger real
/** css colour resolver stuff, no clue what exactly this does, just copied usage from Discord */
export let useToken: t.useToken;
nah i use vencord
Tabs v2 :D
oh i tried staying on the last build of vendetta to stay off tabs v2
can't even see cameras in call now 😭
im still on tabsv1
aaron when theres an app on your phone that allows any random program to have privilege escalation which can grab your token in plaintext and send it off to the interwebs: 
when you install a client mod: 
Nuh uh they can’t be doing this

feather can actually copy all your phones data to external server
I love tabs v2 I love tabs v2 GRR
wtf server icon became one punch man
hiiiii
@copper turtle we need rjb genius safe vencord version where it doesn't automatically update
oh wait...

his name is king do you not know who the strongest guy in the world is
I WANTED TO MAKE THIS but I AM dumb
empusa: queen of the damned
I missclicked servers again and got timeouted the second time
I started with openasar but something confused me with it and I haven’t touched it since
don't use vencord guys I heard it makes you gay
if you used the vencord installer app it cant auto update pretty sure
using the extension can, though you can instead use the unpacked extension locally
for vesktop, just turn it off?
no >:(
I will keep using it no matter how many times you try to convince me
@harsh minnow
if you use vencord it turns you into a scary creature called a femboy
vencord injected into regular discord can update I’m just not sure if it auto updates
real
Night mode icon
if you use vencord your testosterone will grow by a significant amount 🔥🔥🔥
Thank god i don’t use vencord
LONG BOY
what the hell is wrong with that guy i hate him
mom i want the winrar bag
That's so mean wtf. It's not funny at all
guys vencord is a chinese invention to make you get attracted into boys
vencord turned me transgener…
My cat was staring at my soul after I woke up from getting very few hours of sleep
it will happen again
i don't think it worked
i still am attracted to women
And I will catch him
He cant stop getting my attention
vencord turned me into acheron by riot and more
What if
i will go insane
I am attracted to both
thanks
my mind is an enigma
boom
then you are bikexual

car alarm
moderatorsss!!!
where the men at???? 👅
- probably that cat
-
- a
I enjoy this spectacular motion picture. I will be keeping this in my collection of comical feline pictures.
I didn't even say anything that remotely violated the rules and got a 10 min timeout XD
Whoever removed that timeout you are a legend 😎
probably cyrillic characters or something
automod does it automatically for certain words
example?
cat
what did you say?
so smart
no actually it was just a normal response to someone saying I'm bisexual and then I followed up with "To be completely honest I like men a bit more in my personal experience... because I suck at women 🥲"
:3
@outer radish 
I am pansexual because I am sexually attracted to pans
the farnsier
The (Totally) Innocent Eyes of This Server Laid Upon A Weirdo
i see nothing wrong with them :3
yup, innocent
but seriously I'm sexually attracted to Lockheed Martin AC-130's
enemy ac-130 above!!!!!111
respectable honestly
I play too much og mw2 to say that
sadly I never get to experience the lobbies because this game keeps getting hacked 24/7 and I use iw4x on PC sooooo
which one, old version or the new?
I'm not paying $70 for trash tbh
guys, give this person a based reward metal
i missed the "og", oops
Reddit gold
nah reddit is just useless to me
I see too many smartasses and neckbeards all over the site
@open pasture hiii
looking at all the subreddits and replies just screams the word "neckbeard" all over my face
I only really use it to look up for solutions to tech problems but that's really it
Same ...
Hiiiii
I look for help on inexpensive hardware: "trash it"
like mf im asking for a reason
no, be a decent person and stop making e-waste :)
exactly
augh
I fucking hate those people that say just get a hammer and buy {new thing} instead
I'm still rocking with my i7-2600 with RTX 3050 6GB, 32 GB RAM and it works just fine for me for the past 5 years, what are they gonna do about it
ewaste should all go in centers where people can just pick what to grab and go
And im still fixing up a bricked DELL Latitude E6420 that can't get past the logo
reddit is where i get my 10 year old answers/solutions to really specific problems though :(
well that's when reddit was decent
I really hate those kind of elitists that say the rtx 3050 6GB is a super disappointing and "the worst card of all time" comparing it to a gt 1030 or a gt 210
Which is ridiculous
Obviously vram and value could be better, but i dont see any other issues with it
Yet they give GTX 1050 Ti so much praise... weird
this is not true anymore
a really old laptop i had laying around came in useful a few days ago because it had a dvd drive
I still miss DVD/CD drives
I don't need a gpu that can run realistic simulations, I just need one that can run gmod level stuff at most
exactly
and I only really bought the RTX 3050 for a performance boost over my GTX 1050 Ti
in my experience it's rarely true now
optical media bad
you can't convince me that someone with bringus brainrot literally thinks physical media is a nightmare
just buy a used pascal series card
1080 tis cost like nothing
I love bringus studios though, he's funny 3:
optical and physical arent the same
square rectangle thing
I'd say dankpods is better, but thats a very different subject
oh yeah i used to daily drive a laptop with 2 gb of ram despite having access to better hardware
that was the time i was getting into linux and testing it out on a spare device
at least Dankpods is more likeable and hes not that annoying compared to bringus
and I can't forget
what about mattkc
I fear people who do stuff like James channel
@open pasture fjonker
guh guh mate
i liked linux already but didn't want to mess with my main system just yet
the beloved 1 grit (sorry timed out again)
I also like mattkc too

That version of reddit is gone
all the reverse engineering efforts on an obscure Lego game is something I'm really proud of
@paper gate the zooter
ninoner
fjonker
I just said fuck it and installed ubuntu cinnamon
got a bit too silly with people asking for support in off topic
idk why that qualifies...
Cooking @paper gate 🧑🍳
Cooked @paper gate
Java
wtf does the role do
based
i was scared about installing linux on my main system and things somehow going wrong or something

(hint look #🏥-vencord-support-🏥)
no message perms in #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

i will send the skid to work for me instead
the voices
no embed perms?
they scream even when Instagram is closed

yes
do donors get image perms
no idea
hai hru fres
probably?
yop

P2W
was just about to say

lmao
i need gg
no
.
this does not show up in audit logs
why?
what
no reply ping
scary bot
venbot a lil sneaky
ok
💥
insane
I will test some alien things
any channels that logs these things perhaps?
vmute 1s @mossy holly guh
Done!
Muted detterbiscord (@mossy holly) for 1 second
yop that logs
@viral cape @viral cape do they show on mod view
mod view uses same endpoint
i think oceanic uses a different endpoint than other things
just with query param
@stark herald how do I make a RN thing
it doesnt, though
where it makes request and shows ui
oceanic uses DELETE /guilds/${guildID}/members/${userID}/roles/${roleID}
other things use PATCH /guilds/{guild.id}/members/{user.id} i think
nin0.dev
what do you mean
huge explosion
do I just call react component with the request data
im confused wym
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r u talking about modding
how do you even open a screen in rn
like vendetta/pyoncord
yop
nop I'm on vanilla
fresss
tomorrow I will setup
rn so bad
h
scary
@stark herald @stark herald @stark herald good client
i think ur battery might be low
version 205015 my beloved
something like this maybe
guh
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