#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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hi
mc.vencord.dev
does the client modification depend on the website to work though?
it only depends on github which is nearly never down
it depends on github
guhcord
no shit
penis

cumcord > cumload > vesktop > vencord > armcord
what
rip cumcord
bro needs to edit the message 2 times 💯
smh
i dont recommend asking this, better just put husk under their message
Its a client mod
When tho
LOL
Wtf
THE LOGO TOO??
LMFAOFM
it doesnt take that long to google 😭
im pretty sure the forward feature doesn't show what server the message is from if its a only invite server
(im bad at explaining)
Its the first results
it shows
why is it speaking in spanish
it only shows if youre in that server, otherwise it doesnt
im not from spain
wait rly?
yeah
awful
dude this is what i've sent
guhh gaming
no
theyre discovering cumcord
do NOT make cumcord make a v2
Its over
ok good
u cant see where its from but you can see the message obviously lol
ah
hii
sorgy am eepy its 4am
vanilla lily
I'm going to kill you in parkour civilization
why
@burnt maple Wanna play on a parkour civilisation server on mc
chat do yall fw with the discord 2016 theme

can somebody explain to me what is this meme about?
no way..,,,
old discord
real
the memories
yeah and the login page would have a game background
so its just another silly minecraft civilisations video?
can weee
does your cat have a burrow
when did all of this stuff start? last year i think?
thank you for new banner
@quasi ravine hii
love
so where's the answer
what happened in 2016
@quasi ravine
9/11
a lot,,,
I like the way you did embeds
ty 
i wish i could code
sigh
there's always next year
wha
is it on git rn
if i get timed out for this it was worth 
fren i learnt swift in a weekend use this as inspiration for this weekend
yop but priv repo

drop github username
fren i learnt rust in 3 hours and started making something out of tauri
rynmy :3
i dont use reddit but this is my most liked post
I SAW THAT ON MY FEED EARLIER
nyop
am i… popular?
so real
is that ur og post
because it got stolen and reposted on tiktok
someone has to be a chud on these streets
thats where i saw it
i dunno i stole the meme from this general
all the replies:
no.
vcotd
gonna add attachments soon
let msg = Message {
MessageContent {
Heading {
Text {
Text("Welcome to ")
Text("The Test")
.italic()
Text("!")
}
.underlined()
}
Heading("We're testing the Message DSL")
.medium()
Text("Actually scratch that")
.strikethrough()
Link("https://llsc12.me")
.disableEmbedding()
.maskedWith {
Text("check out this!")
.bold()
}
Blockquote {
Heading {
Text("Blockquote!")
.underlined()
}
.medium()
Text("yep, we got em")
}
Code("wagwan")
Codeblock("""
for i in 0...10 {
print(i)
}
print("done!")
"""
)
.language("swift")
}
MessageEmbed {
Title("heyyy")
Description("hiiiiiii :3")
}
.setColor(.cyan)
.setURL("https://llsc12.me")
}```
@quasi ravine
very cool imo
ten out of ten
🙏 thank you
my silent typing button just disappeared for no reason at all
Absolutely legendary fyp pull
i dont mind it though
i know you
are you the person that keeps following me home
no im the one next to that guy
Y'all need to watch this 😭

the urge to take a lighter, put it in my mouth and light it for no reason at all
i cannot be trusted with fire
hi
How would you even do that
relatable
@lethal hazel also btw the project im working on is like a library that makes it easy to make discord bots in swift
i mean the lighters with the long neck that just shoot gas to ignite
it probably would die quick but like
my mouth would get burned
why am i included
At that point just eat fresh pizza
what language is this, holy shit
Same experience
you said you wanted to learn programming
Swift
i didn't
english
o
worth it?
wdym
i said i wish i could
i don't wanna learn coding rn
mb
Did another edit
the language?
yes
its a general purpose language so its up to you
https://youtu.be/gmmPmnKFsTQ would it be possible to implement this in VC
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Music (support the art...
🏇
Why the fuck is this an emoji
solarization and masking my beloved
Discord just be bored atp
if you need to ask if its allowed then I think you need to figure that out yourself
🪤
I did neither of those :D
🎑
what did you do then
Many many many filters and an eraser
false
anyone know why this won't output anything in the log?
FROM debian:stable
RUN useradd -ms /bin/sh user
RUN apt-get update
RUN apt-get install sudo -y
USER user
WORKDIR /home/user
RUN echo "test"
RUN bash -c "$(curl -fsSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/theos/theos/master/bin/install-theos)"
that works too
I just don't know if this server is one that allows art like that idk :/ ig not tho
This
Me and my partner are doing all the prompts except 3 together
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no
:(
im not talking about the nitro exclusive ones
im talking about the halloween one
what does the quest say
ITS NOT EVEN A QUEST 😭
then what is it
you gift someone nitro and get the decoration
just rewatched parkour civilization with my brother
oh
his writing is THAT fire?
2009 was 15 years ago
GuhGPT
wow
samara science
@paper gate do you want a beer
ok
discors
ok
ok
hii
hihi
hi @fallow pawn
bad news
is this why one of my cats exploded like a firebomb
what if i was a cat
did discord break embeds or sum
there's so many brazilians in europe @harsh minnow
138K in Germany

INSANE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY IN THE UK
Although the U.S. Census estimates ≈526,000 foreign‐born Brazilians living in the United States in 2021, 3 the Brazilian Foreign Ministry estimates 1,905,000 Brazilian individuals living in the United States in 2021.
😭
lc.ocrtr
hello mac users of vencor please try https://github.com/Vencord/Vesktop/pull/813 to make sure it works
why would you use discord://
wouldnt that be a problem if you also had standard discord installed
INSANE
it parsed
the fakeprofiletheme invisible characters
as a question
iPhone my beloved
for some reason it renders fake profile themes
ios is insane
the pr is to implement discords scheme not add a Vesktop scheme
buh
so yes it'll conflict
browsers and stuff allow u to pick which one opens
someone at discord woke up and thought this was a good idea
safari account??
idk
scary
it gets browser name for some reason
what if all the Brazilians turned into türks
NEVER
then Europe will be turkey 2.0
germany already is türkey 2.0
deutschland more like mantikaschland
mantika will make lots of kids and repopulate Germany with türks
mantika will marry a mantikawoman and have little mantikinions
USA is Canada with more tech stuff releasing first and guns
worst piece of text i've ever wrote
Soon
chat i made a stupid plugin
can Canada join the EU please
loooooveeeeee
nop
wait I might steal that patch
for goodperson
incoming
currently it appends "message was made good" to text content but that's so bad
I give you permission to steal it
write a vencord plugin that blocks people if turkish text is detected
Selfbot forbidden
if it has Turkish use restapi to block
ınsane
Write a white name removal tool
css
I think I once made a whitename remover snippet
css
Btw how do you even become regular
you be regular
be active in chat and be a cool person
and you'll get the role
Becoming a regular expression
omw to post in #1256395889354997771
the path
This user is woke interact with caution.
The path to rome wasn't littered in a day
why is no wifi related shit worki g
The WOKE mind virus won't let people SLEEP!
I ate it
im going to shove my hand down your gullet and pull the functionality out
I haven't touched vesktop in so long
idek if my pr does what it says it does on other platforms
hop on vesktop

what does it do
can i install better discord on vesktop? 🤔
GitHub
Details
Hidden: Hidden titlebar, default for macOS and non-existent for other platforms
Native: Native titlebar, new for macOS but been present on other platforms
Discord: Discord's custom...
Vesktop on linux is a godsend! Can't stream on the regular client neither in Firefox for some reasons
there's some bad vencord fork with bd compatibility
bettervencord
so ig you could build it and use that
tbh I respect the effort
Evilcord
sounds funny tho
but it's just insane 😭
never tried better discord, should i?
if you want slow mod and bad plugins yes
slowcord
ur banned if u use bd here
memory leaks
I dislike client side decorations
Uh
van @fallow pawn
FUCK
van
so funny
lol
I hate autocorrect
anti white name snippet works @formal falcon
wait is wiker down
vfjd
White name discrimination
I know :3
God decreed it
love forgetting to set containers at start
Nothing better than shitting on your own kind
new cotd gonna be #ffffff
yop
PLEASE
For me they're proper white
it'd be peak
insane
I can't sent images q_q
how do you have that hug thingy in ur profile
what hug thing
was the release even tested 🗣️
sorry the :3
it's a clan tag
a what
when will I get clan rollout...,.,.
they re in clash of clans clan or smth, dont mind it
just join with an invite
I await the :3 clan accept
is it actually coc
nop
how
get a discord invite
for what
you know one of these
what are "these"
but what is it
I await the :3 clan accept
clans have a limit of 200 members btw
my alt has one of the experiments where I can just join by clicking a tag without an invite
xd
Am I real?
ohhh so clans okok
yea
the next person that orders a big sandwich with “everything” as their toppings they’re getting extra hot peppers
discord vuild logger?
I just applied to like 3 guilds to see if they accept me
they did
thankfully
will it work
yea
they say IT people burn out and go become farmers
you will make zoot clan
soon
true
shouldve just made message link embeds stock 😭
https://thegates-northernsilence.bandcamp.com/album/of-the-river-styx
https://www.instagram.com/thegates_official
0:00 - Intro
1:26 - Alone
5:48 - Disco Mefisto
9:24 - Bufometh
13:34 - Stygian Hell
17:05 - When the Lights No Longer Shine
21:18 - Turbo Magick Cult
24:13 - Watchers of the Night Sky
27:22 - Blind Descent
is it on sptofy
ya
scary
fr 😭
my git commit history so on point rn
@lapis lava https://github.com/rynmy/vencord-antirickroll


we need this built in

well not really since being rickrolled has decreased
like
ALOT
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
i have 3 pending apps
smh

i think it was a message from a higher being
SALUTE (i cant use fakenitro emotes)
because as soon as i realized im using the nvidia drivers on an amd gpu, the wifi adapter started working again
starred
what
App Store
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its real
gonna make my first PR pray for me
banger
no IOS 18 no RCS 😭
i downloaded vencord from a fake site but didnt install it to discord or give permissions, im on mac, am i screwed because i opened it
am i supposed to beg for a merge
Rip...
we got merged, now i can put this on my resume and act like im some sorta C(omputer)S(cience) veteran
ur cooked run a malware scan & change your passwords on everything
samsamsung
Smagsmug
@open pasture p1 hit 1 million downloads on github
@wraith osprey I eat crumbs

I dont know about redistributions though
because I know people in china dont have access to github
😭
unless they have some sort of vpn
p1?
noo
@fallow pawn what if you woke up and were in China with no phone or anything
I would die
wait github shows download counts??
I'd kms
github has analytics for that yea
@wraith osprey make cookiecord

each release you have theres a number of times people have downloaded an asset
no time must play Jedi survivor
insane
ohh through the api
if you want an easy way to see it just use https://tooomm.github.io/github-release-stats/
Get the latest release stats like download counts, release dates, author on any GitHub project
I have a view counter on my profile
true
INSANE
3 billion users
does Vencord website proxy the downloads or cache them
I have a cron job that downloads vencord every minute
this is a bit inaccurate
because theres another repo where theres files
which isn't counted towards the times people have downloaded
vesktop downloads tho
i feel like im gonna cough up some sewer monster
Smasnug
my project which literally just invokes a BSoD for a tablet driver has 50 downloads somehow
it's growing
not super accurate cause of linux distros
its never gonna be accurate
I don't think I can see direct downloads of files can I
guyh
bwugg
i think it might
I probably have at least 10k downloads on my aliucord plugins
the android app just opens a link to the file in the browser to download it
@open pasture
SAPPER
on gang
STOP PLAYING BLOONS
vees at war
baloonicide
veeee 😭
yoinking another sticker from you 
🤔
vee will unlock all achievements then ninja kiwi will add 150 more
@cosmic otter I assume you don't like steam decks
where'd you get that idea
You just seem like that type of person
i quite like steamdecks
good
i ate food and got tired
cool
thats the opposite of what should happen
Is it normal to get tired after eating chocolate and stuff with sugar
how much did you eat?
@cosmic otter you eat cake for dinner
I guess I had a sugar crash
Well I had like 4 cans of coke today 
Then I ate some chocolate
yeah you had a sugar crash vro
you are not ok
I literally felt like I had no energy
I know
whenever youtube reloads a videos preview fucks up and sometimes i get things like this
im so sorry for you
yall ever got such little sleep and feel sick and then cant sleep cuz u feel sick😭
long day of coding today (added commas to like 5 lines) , i think im going to sleep.
friendly fire😿
uhhh not really
why is gay dming you
I imagine posting image links hosted elsewhere not from the CDN and them embedding costs less on Discord's side, ye?
question
answer
so
is this vencord support related
https://vencord.dev and go to browser tab, if you want more help go to the support channel #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
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what next?
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ok
minecraft parkour civilization is epic https://fxtwitter.com/allamas_llamas/status/1842096025445793967?s=46
Last Jump 🔊
#parkourcivilization

ever just
?kick @stark herald spam
google forest
scary
look closely
My watch just said I had like 78% blood oxygen 
You know the deal, you can do the one block jump for the raw chicken, or you can attempt the one block verctical jump for the beef.
chicken ofc
no you
time to update fork
cant wait for this dumb civilizations shit to die down because it makes no sense at all
like why do people give a fuck
you should try watching it
its gonna be scripted dogshit just like every other minecraft civilizations video
you will think it's stupid and suddenly you are 20 minutes into the video
that's
the entire point
of it
it's scripted for entertainment
@main wyvern hi
wait till you find out other movies are scripted too
@paper gate hi
i rewatched parkour civilization with my brother 
i already sent
why is the WHOLE THING HERE
other movies have good scripts unless theyre new marvel movies from the last 6 years
@keen junco
im just not gonna sit down and watch a shitty 2 hour minecraft "movie" when i could do things beneficial to myself
@sharp sinew r u employed
you watched the deer anime
@sharp sinew hi mom
yeah im employed... in your mother 😎
hi
idk what this means
i didnt watch all of it, i got busy with my education
she is the mother of all motherfuckers
which makes me the biggest motherfucker of all
sorry to hear this
Truw
i downloaded all of it though
so that if my source stops providing it, i still have it forever. its called preservation of media
gays me personally i never watched animie
same
wait what is this
no i probably shouldnt
hmmm
it's a streaming torrent client
ion like watching movies and shit
interesting
you will watch something like Violet Evergarden and fall in love with anime
i bet i wouldnt
yeah that's what i used to do as well
if its not free also im not gonna watch shit
do you think i pay for anime
idk do you
who tf actually pays for anime
no
ok
all the big companies exploit anime studios
all the legit streaming sites are fucking shit you literally get a better experience if you pirate it 😭
so why would i pay
that too
@keen junco no anime
I will make zooter watch edgerunners
tbh i probably should try to get into anime
need something else to do when extremely bored
it doesn't really interest me
it loaded lets go
@keen junco
zoot
nice one
i wonder how much more tolerable zoot would be if he watched anime
unredeemable
the automod bypass of all time
AND I'm also not gonna have school for the next week
i read school as alcohol and got confused
I hate most alcoholic drinks btw
alcohol sucks
thanks im matching with my girlfriend
who are you
take your pills
you first
i already did
check again
I am you
@keen junco I sold my soul
@paper gate
sleepy cat
hi
wtf wrong server
sorry
Hey hey look at me
I'm what you want to see
Ooh-ooh
You really thought I was
What you were looking for
can recommend!
great anti stress ball + if i ever type something bad it was my cat
:3
real
glorb blorp venblorb blearp?

I want to hug a cat
just hug average vencord user
error: flake 'flake:nixpkgs' does not provide attribute 'packages.x86_64-linux.nvidiaPackages.stable', 'legacyPackages.x86_64-linux.nvidiaPackages.stable' or 'nvidiaPackages.stable'
pain
how come
I want to hug a cat irl thouughh
find a cat therian to hug a big cat if you prefer big cats
or hugging an actual friend irl would also work
I wanna hug a blåhaj
i forgot to get access to chat and the name threw me off.
real event, not ai
same im gonna buy my 3rd one next week
nop I prefer normal size cat
I can pick it up
hug it
the smol ones are like 5 pounds
excluding the 1 pence shipping
not here
or smth like that
.cat .therian { size: medium; }
skill issue. become british
what if you had a caracal
yeah here a small/medium one is €70
€50 for shipping
I wouldn't
same country
haha you use euros
no genuinely wtf ikea is scamming you
my blahajs range from 5 pounds to 20 pounds
what do you mean 70 euros
in videos they always "hisss" alot
gwuh
€20 blahak
they communicate like that
caracals are not domestic
€50 shupping
caracals are not domesticated critters. still cute hto
yep
they hiss at almost anything except for the one person they're really close to
100cm
but cant buy smaller ones
oohh thats cute
ya
yopp
that's basically me
except that I don't hiss at everyone
or look at them with anger
it's just for people here in the country I'm from
don't look at them so nicely
(meant to reply to this)
Shiggyyyyyyy
We all die alone
you do you
not able to read
ohhh
but hay i cunt reed ether
you mean you can't type
nyo but Ou rr3d ehT i fpe on discoeq
shikanokonokokoshitantan
hello
nerd
i gotta
go somewhere at 10:00 tommorrow
im blaj sized
okay that I can't read
im 130ish cm
im 171
waoh
Minecraft enchantment table ass language.
@open pasture fjonker
oh for fucks sake
the jonkler
im 5'10
guh guh mate
whats that in sane people measuring scale
o hi rinn
can someone explain to me how the fuck is my phone's cellular modem operating at 3G and 4G at the same time
i dont know i measure myself once a year
177 i think
can sommeone give me some good plugins for vencord?
that should not be possible
3.5G
because it felt like it.
💥
no
short
not 3.5G
also
one SIM is in 3G, the other is in 4G
that's what I meant
tiny
@nakoyasha hiii
you dont know what humour is
me when obvious misinfo
im still growing
how
sorry I ran out of humor after I laughed like a hyena for 4 minutes
:p
nop you have reached your maximum height
okay poo poo head
one sims just autistic
like myself
meanie
same, kinda wish to be shorter
because thats how humans work
I'm stuck at 5'4
but that's a good thing for me
Bilbo Baggins

what
dam
no but like i stopped growing at like 14
you heard me
immmmmmmmmmmmmmm 130 im so tall
cry about it.
no foos
can sommeone give me some good plugins for vencord?
I have no idea what that is but oki
i really havent
yes, text to speech can
? im not mad about it im just confused about you
then learn what it is. You Kampzwerg.
skill issue. grow for longer.
no? i wouldnt want be taller
anyways uh
I'm at 5'4/164cm
while being 16
weighing less than 52kg
and I also have a body that for whatever reason is femme in a lot of ways so I'm either cursed or blessed depending how people look at it
can sommeone give me some good plugins for vencord?
i weigh 75kg you are a goddamn twig
the fomo hit me
one of my classmates pointed out how I have the fingers of a woman and I'm like "what the hell"
wait this happened to me too
go to a ntts vencord video
i have the soul of a woman 
okay but I'm fast, agile and decently strong for my weight so what do you have going for yourself
Relatable
you have
POTS
same guy also called me "zesty" for putting my hair behind my ears "like that"
andd autism
also have that
and Depression
and an iron deficienc
just not showing it to everyone
and arachnophobia
I actually forgot iron deficiency was a thing
and possible schizophrenia
why
just eat iron
used to have it but I don't remember it being an issue
buh
for the sake of my own safety and survival
wait shits not spelled the same in engoish right

i think its safe here
thats what i have going for myself eepiest eeper
(if I am found to be trans irl I'm basically dead)
so checkmate
HPV? its still the same if thats what u mean
im so glad i have no friends to slip up abt being trans to.
safe in vencord sure but not in all the other places I'm in and I don't have nitro for server profiles so ye
I'm just keeping up a big act
server pronouns are free at least
oh okay
if you have nothing going for yourself you have nothing to lose - me
I'll have to see what I have to do for when I get in uni
how people are gonna be there and such
get a gambling addiction
figure out if it'd be safe for me to be
well myself
real advice
if you LOSE YOURSELF 🔥 🗣️
nop
I have a lot of things going for me
they're small
but they're there
THATS AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT
i will find your home and burn it to the ground like its the great fire of london
i have nothing going for myself except the most excuses in the world record
Oh yeah? Then I'll waste 10kgs of beans.
also about that big act
it's basically me acting like what I would be like if I never found out what I was back in 2021-2022
for everyone here irl
and it works nicely soo

Personally
i will split your house in half and take your left sock off of every pair
jesus christ
Haha you wont split shit in half because i dont legally own the house
then i will steal your left shoes
damn
alright I'm gonna reset my phone's modem
including the thigh highs
it will break
no more femboy outfit Helena
NOOOOOOOOOO
your copying me
you must be killed
execute helena
execution!!
you're*
i hear someone doing a massive burnout somewhere near my house
🩸🔪
reset my phone's cellular modem






