#๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only
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youtube music embeds so much better than spotify you get to listen to the full song instead of 30s
Real
chat we getting on that schoolwork grind no cap frfr
Sorry master light blue name donor (ultra cute)
Holy moly itโs sans undertale
nope go to bed
Now that's how a whitename should act 
'' Use the repair button in the installer! ''
me casually looking at the button thats not even there
chat Re-
re-install
wont work
frfr
or repair
eats @stark herald
help
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๐ #๐ฅ-vencord-support-๐ฅ
(Auto-response invoked by @lost furnace)
Innit
@lost furnace are you a cat by any chance
Maybe
okay are you a 

one day i will be a real color
No
Also no
ur the color of print cartridge
Me too (I'm a pink name for the duration of my nitro trial)
Oh
HAHA WHITENAMES HAHA IM SO COOL GUYS
@nocturne bough @nocturne bough @nocturne bough @nocturne bough @nocturne bough did tรผrkiye ban github
You shut the fuck up you arenโt special
ur that robux guy
How about you do that
iOS beta 18.1 2
Robux guy?
yeah u got mad at that guy who showed u he had robux

Ok send phone and lockscreen pass /j
I mean thatโs not the reason I got mad at them
Tungsten has less density than your head
I got pissed cause I got muted for a day for saying โpussy in bioโ
what are u YAPPING about
let's not
not talking to yo CMYK booty
Oh because Iโm actually talking shit back now itโs an issue?
soon
balls itchy
you were acting annoying, zayne told you to stop, you went ballistic
Ears itchier
balls gambling
Zayne?
BOSSMANJACK
The cat dude?
yop
I gamble balls
Yโall go on a first name basis?
free bossmanjack hes in rehab
No wonder why you defend them
Yโall think yโall are close
vshush 1h @hushed lark consistently being annoying
Done!
Muted forgoni_spingleton (@hushed lark) for 1 hour
@lapis lava can I have your balls to bet on red
a celebrity is in the hospital, we are spreading the word
based
Yippee let me get the garden trimmers
@unreal siren
@lost furnace red or black
daniel larson free soon btw
Red
harassment
I need support
support
@unreal siren can you support me
why he urple
v+ needy
How to support
i know
i want needy tag
Average whitename
L no embed laugh at this guy
I wanna make pancakes
his lawyer is cooking
Grace wants the wedding
Stop white name discrimination 
No whitename discrimination keeps a balance between vencord
grace vanderwall has been kidnapped by biden and is being held to control daniel larson
@lapis lava what if saying whitename would automatically remove your regular
yop
bossmanjack will be free in 1 month
Yop
Wouldn't work on me
They did years ago (afaik) but rn no
did you see his door got put on the hinges
they should block again
if it ever gets banned you can always switch to nin0git
bossman is finally free from the no door life
Vee
Never
he banned me from his discord after giving me $220 in etherum
husk owner
yeah not kidding
Nin0git more like downtimgit
10000% worth
i would post it if i could
I eat door hinges
separate art from artist amen
quit usinbg fake husk @nocturne bough
sure
its been up for long
Never
have to always manually husk to make sure it isn't fake husk
too many people using fake husk
i like my up time low down low down low
It's funnier that way tho
my feed is all prs
same
i was about to make pancakes from scratch but I realised we had a pancake mix left

Pancakes are awesome
reminds me when i used to fake star in a server and everyone would press it too and be confused when messages didn't go to starboard
How to cook pancakes
Turn the oven on
yop

hi all
Urm vee it's batter ๐ค
Do I just put it on?
vee bakes
I GOT JUMPSCARED BY A FUCKING BRANCH
The sentence behind Nin0git philosopy
Yes
Because I'm LAZYYYY
oh this is for fake pancakes
YOP
nuttyy add userapp translate to piss bot
Ohh gotchu
these are the real pancakes
Nuh uh
Pfannkuchen
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I prefer my pancakes thick
I use no salt in my pancakes
in french we call the fat one pancakes and we call these crรชpes
Like flapjacks
why so thin
Chat
lc.img pfannkuchen
The lid wasn't tight enough
pfannekuchen
in ukrainian there's a word for thin pancakes and a word for thick pancakes I believe
Zwiebelrostbraten is better tho
why are the images all so bad
(very comparable)
I sometimes wonder if german was designed as harrassment language
any bossmanjack fans in chat this morning
Because if somebody told me pfannkuchen I would feel very bad
Perfec
Idk who that is
Ich zeig dir mal nen echten Hasen
โ
LC.ocrtr
gambling crack addict who streams on twitch but is currently in jail/rehab
good job
Lc.TransLate
<:i:1263591655143903314> โ ๐ฉ๐ช ย Germanย ย โ โ โโ<:i:1263590004886863902> โ โ โ โ๐บ๐ธ ย Englishย ย
I'll show you a real rabbit
rabbit
Why rabbit specificallu
Now high heat, stir well as the plastic melts (it's good for u)
who tho
Foiled again
can i send a voice message that bossman dm'd to me directly
hi
Incredible, metal shards give that nice tang
@deep token hoii
All german bedtime stories are horror stories
German normal bedtime stories are all like that
i can do voice messages :3
Struwwelpeter is crazy
hiii
hi cuties
:venniewave:
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

edible
is that a pancake
put tabasco in it
how dare
You can fix this, anti-freeze
:0

again is that an egg or pancake or
Pancake
ok
Pfann. kuchen.
Why is it swigglgy on the top left then straight on the right
ok thanks
pancakes do that
Shut up all pancakes built different
i've never gotten the perfect balance smh
Keep the pancakism OUT of vencord please

Anyone elses msg logs being stupid? 
If you want for PFP or an image edited like [this](#๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only message) the just ping me after doing lc.pfp :3
๐ #๐ฅ-vencord-support-๐ฅ
(Auto-response invoked by @stark herald)
Mine are pretty smart ngl
hmmmmmmm
i just run aliucord on my phone and connect to its sqlite db over termux
I think I should cook them just a teeny bit longer before flipping
my condolences
i should get around to fixing mle
@open pasture jii
neat.
male
hiii
i wonder if this is a meme cause of the early grimm brothers "children's tales"
:emoji9:
that is true
omg you're awake
ive been awake for 6 hours
heloo
German psychopaths eat them w/ Asparagus
hi!
that shit gave me nightmares D:
Hai fonker!!!!! We match:D
how
Regular :3
VC knew my version was outdated when I clicked on support ๐ญ
Compee
hi
im invis a lot these days cause im often doing stuff so people dont ping me
what does <@&1175181271010390067> do
i wont be mad if they do and i will probably respond though
๐ #๐ฅ-vencord-support-๐ฅ
(Auto-response invoked by @rough crater)
it means that this user is known to spread misinformation
like sqaaakoi
๐ #๐ฅ-vencord-support-๐ฅ
(Auto-response invoked by @daring cloud)
fuck a typo
what
why djd you show me that
is sending that cmd like yalls fav thing to do? ๐ wasn't asking for support anymore, was applauding the coolness of it knowing I was outdated 
I might break something
hi
How do you even overcook only the center of a pancake that's a new one ๐
wok pan?
:3
Why is the butter steaming
Bro ๐ญ
what
my boss is so mad
can someone decipher this for me
Passed out 315 times but we made it (this is alcohol, it's not what u think LMAO)

it doesnt even look lkke wgat you implied it looks like
who burned the pilk
it says ougof 25 people only 2 use Mac or something
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I'm so evil
hopefully we can find a cure for this some day
I put water in it
hi all
also i HATE jt when people call windows "pc"
Real
hi
guh
welll
Tbf if it can run on Linux it can be converted to Android which is USUALLY mobile
Steaming the butter
it has components your pc have
but it doesn't function the same
this is why we call ARM what it is
my pc doesnt have soc
How to make pancake fatter
definition of pc doesnt include x86
Chug it down, pussy
This shit built like me bro
It does, it's literally a computational device using a CPU and GPU with a different form factor
can you call a PS1 a pc then
yes
i mean yeah
It literally is one
the xbox is way more of a pc
husc
Burn baby burn
i had intrusive thoughts about drinking glue
pc means personal computer not personal computing
Callie. Callie are you high
its closer to a traditional desktop computer yeah but not more of a pc
Please
ok and what does a computer do?
it's literally just a pc that runs windows with only useful components and direct X
200 points if you say "computes"
anything computes
anyway by your logic a ps3 is the most since they let you put linux on it
can I call a fucking robot arm in a factory a computer??
ok so if you install windows arm on your phone then its a pc?
uhh dirt
buter
I love it when my butter explodes into steam
dirt does not computer
are linux users not using a pc?
Rauchmelder Moment
YES??? Callie it literally runs on a computer
no it doesn't???
i like when my buter has green flavur spotz
mfw broad term can be applied broadly rather than narrowly 
I love how the burnt one isnt even cooked
yes that means its a computer
linux users will make linux run on anything
COMPUTE SOME FUCKING BITCHES RAUUUUUUUGH
pregnancy test
Chinese translator pen
doom got to it first
hand
i know lol
well technically the screen got modded
who the fuck
yooo me too
It's a bangin song
Love teenage disaster
wai is this peak??
I do too
proof
no vrchat fucking SUCKS

but I play it
so true
hii
its not THAT bad
IT ISSS
why is the butter a geiger counter
i find it fun so that means its good
you can have a nasa computer and it'll still RUN SHIT BECAUSE OF EASY ANTICHEAT
I CAN'T MOD MY GAME ANYMORE
guhh
not so easy after all
ive been playing for years there's nothing new
yewh wnd the 500k polygon avatars
i haven't had fun in vrchat in years
:3
you problem
the avatars aren't the issue
also use safeties
Play with me
fine i will listen to it after like 10 minutes
sure
when the thing im listning to ends
Wahoo
I have the most diabolical things to say face to face
friend me if u love daniel larson
my use is CallieTheDumbaยง
i can say rhe most down bad brainrot with a straight face
j
why
I just say horrifying things
He's just disappointed
one handed mode so fire
:(
Paprika
why.
so cool
i thought you said goku
draw shiggy
@crude fern
same i just realized he didnt
Bc it's silly :3
WHAT??
Yeah :3 so he can just switch his gender :3
hi breastie
i mean miku isnt human either
I DONT THINK HE HAS A GENDER

pretty girl all she ever do is text selfies
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Uhhhh
This. this is peak.
Lc.google bill cypher gender
rrweas right youu knmow
my firneds keep clipping me saying shit
Yes
i was friends with a girl that had a crush on bill cypher and made amvs of him
what
Do you draw these goobs
yup humanity was a mistake
/uh
It's just.. cool??
husk some bitches
I am currently having an exestentional crisis over the logistical challange of a genderless giant yellow pyrmid being wearing a binder
Furry hideout and black cat :3
I did that the first three months I had my lol
Dm me a list of vrchat usernames
I literally slept in it
Whar
You heard me
i played vrchat twice and never worked up the courage to unmute
Give me friends!
I don't have any ๐ญ
LOSSSERRRR
This is why I keep selective mute in my bio
bro wtf is haylo
Ong I unmute randomly to say stupid shot
this song is ass

I have like 50 vrchat friends i just don't know their users loll

yeah this song is shit
Go through them and give
I also have to add my entire steam friend roster
And
Everything
Do I keep making pancakes and just bring out the headset
Sending this again:
If you want for PFP or an image edited like [this](#๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only message) the just ping me after doing lc.pfp :3 it's free!!!
It's really silly
And I do it all myself it's fun for me
lc.pfp

why cant i do it myself
YUMYUM
you can
Cuz my style is special :3
lc.pfp
what
Pissbot
whut

peebaby
aw fuck why is my blur messed up
????
what blur
is it sharpening instead
kde
then do it to me
window blure
its that girl from watering tides!
futiger areo
i gotta check if it got fucked up when i moved files
Bwaaa
flapjacks
My fingers are all buttery I'm literally buttering up my phone rn
what
what
u fake asf u dont even have a clue what goes on in these group chats
outta my lanee
okay
i think i have written a decent r9k normalizer
discord messages are really annoying to normalize lol
hm?
gotta rebuild
are there any diamond hand GME hodlers here
r9k relies on normalising messages to prevent people from just adding things like punctuation or using capital letters
what's normalizing like? removing all punctuation capitalization mentions and emojis?
i've had to write a few regexes to normalising stuff
i think my friend sent me a gif saying"this discordian shit is serious๐ฅ"
with some dj
since its OSS anyway i'll show you
๐ค
function normalizeText(text: string) {
return text
.toLowerCase()
.replace(/<:\w+:(\d)+>/g, ":$1:") // normalise emoji to id
.replace(/[\u0000-\u001F\u007F-\u009F]/g, "") // control characters
.replace(/[\s\xA0\u180E\u2000-\u200D\u2060\u202F\u205F\u2800\u3000\u3164\uFEFF]+/g, " ") // normalise spaces
.replace(/(.)'(.)/g, "$1$2") // remove apostrophes if used for contraction
.replace(/[^\w -:<>@]+/g, " ") // other punctuation
.replace(/(?<!\w)-+|-+(?!\w)/g, "") // remove lone dashes
.replace(/(.)\1{2,}/g, "$1$1") // repeating characters (normalise to only 2 of that char)
.trim();
}
can u send ss for syntax highlighting
When can we give whitenames their next lobotomies and can I lobotomise them
haiiii fres :3
what's the point of normalising emojis if it's the same thing kinda
removes the name
so if you rename the emoji it doesnt count as a new one
a ok
in vap's r9k it's actually the other way around
so it would register :poi_think:
which means you couldnt use another emoji called "poi_think"
Pancake
which i think kinda sucks
also I think u should handle double space between words
that looks like a fuckin omen
already handled
personal attack rule 14
Should we start a crusade against react developers?
4
4
1
yes
how
yes
Diabolical
oh the way I've seen to do it was .split(" ").filter(e=>Boolean(e)).join(" ")
didn't notice regex
time do that
you can do it that way but it kinda sucks
ye regex better
when will it stop
when i say so
ok
Discord eoled
crispy baptism
it been eoled
I thought u need to do replaceAll
if yall aint on IRC its already over im afraid
it's /g
discord is for boomers
yea I still thought
nah
Vencord promotion in class owo
Damn..
Vencord will fix discord
this is true
we can just make our own tho
working on ingesting 100k uh novels from a website that was recently banned in the united states
it is not going very well
kavita has shitty doujin support
plead the 5th
only downloading english ones but thats still like 2.5tb
@wolfieeeeeeee
no but there is no greater sadness than reading peak and not being able to find it again
fucking 1984
nop i looked for decent ones that already existed
who wants torrent: everyone raises hand
who wants seed: sadj
whar about me
best year
indeed my wife would agree
who is your wife
bossman jack
bocchi-the-rock-hiroi-kikuri-drunk-sake-anime-gif-27088335, a good choice
haha no image perms
well 1984 strikes again
i used to think george orwell was the guy that made the popcorn
orvell reddenbocker or whatever
burn it
we should do a lan party but everyone use their own lans to connect into one big wan so like the internet but its different kinda
I've started college so I don't really have time to finish it
Bro reinvented p2p
i use token ring
i have a token ring network card
thats called a ferret
No
what
Isn't it anti totalitarianism
What
what
what
NAAAAAAAH https://overwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24142481/overwatch-2-x-my-hero-academia-collaboration/
old news
my discord froze for a few seconds when i pasted the second image
Ur dark souls now<3
THE SECOND IMAGE IS 100MB
:3
why do they put a 100mb image in their blog ๐ญ
cool
the people want pixels
24k image ๐ญ
give them what they crave
bro crashed out
That's the only explanation
mmmm mother
Scabous 1% power
you love
Wait are those real skins
WHAT
what the fortnite
blizzard really be trying everything to bring hype to ow2 ๐ญ
Naur
bombed
I gamble
same
overwatch is still highly popular
here's steam numbers but keep in mind the majority of active players will be playing via battle net launcher not steam
Nothing except it brought nothing they promised
at least cs2 actually switched to source 2 lol
Less than TF2 is sad
no reading comprehension is sad
They promised a campaign/pve, and didn't even work on it
u assume that
which is part of communism
all my friends ditched the battle.net client and installed on steam
ur friends have autism
I kinda wanna try overwatch again
Iโm a bit afraid Iโll start whaling skins though
overwatch vs tf2 rapp battle begin
Ow is really fun but i haven't had ps+ for like a year
ur playin minecraft in a cave lookin for diamonds
thats funny cuz im in the same cave, lookin for miners
cuz my
If u wanna (cat gworlman discovers free will)
they made the skin whaling even worse with the prism shards xD
but just force urself nto to buy skins with real money
what
u get enough old skins with ingame money
U can pick :3
no
you have no freewill and i say no
Favorited immediately
not enough sparkles
im pretty sure shes wagging her tail at 130 bpm
mia
what happened to me
I played OW1 quite a bit so I already have quite a lot of skins
meem
its ok it happened to me too
dincve when
shiggin ur mom

yeah very
very yeah
gigachad music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeH4nTYaaRQ
kinda free tbh
t1 can be pushed to sub 21
t2 and t3 can be pushed further
t4 was kinda awkward lol
t5 was actually dumb, i used pmfc and it got me third
#boss #games #ninjakiwi #btd6 #nk #bossbloons #gaming #bloonstd6 #btd #bloonarius #elitebloonarius
Music Used:
Daydream Warrior by Aqours
Listening to ancient scripture (yes I know it's Russian)
i only listen to trackers
is that from aqours
no way
explode
:3
i'd love to explode right now
how do i use that pronoun @eager marsh
mimi
when u use her u just put the belarusian flag infron tof it
๐ง๐พ she's just cool like that fr
How lonmg could it be until Fake Nitro gets the bookmarking thing
ohg nmy god what is that reaction
:3
my face gets so greasy
borgar
It saw things
check this reaction
Make that an emoji pleae
Low quality Belarusian
horror game
That one too ๐ญ
what happened to ur other account
Why is it kidnapping the burger
I would send but no image perms
evading an unban
why would you evade an unban
why tf do you have bambik role lmao
my friend gave me some russian rappers to listen to
I once also got perm banned for "child safety" but they didn't even show me what message got me banned
who ๐


I don't think their legal team checks for those types of reports, it's an instant ban i think
And 2 weeks later I got a noreply email that they unbanned me, and then straight after gave me a 1 day mute even though I never logged into the account after the unban
this is his profile
i know what you are
evangelion clap.gif
i reported sry


stay away from the kids mkay
ban evasion
๐
whatever their detection is for child safety is dumb
EVADING A BAN THAT IVE BEEN UNBANNED FOR 5 MONTHS AGO
????????
IVE BEEN FALSE BANNED 3 TIMES ON THIS PLATFORM
It literally runs on AI mainly for images, otherwise you can't get banned unless reported :/
I can't catch a break
i know someone that got banned 11 times
at that point its just skill issue
Actually I'm thinking of abandoning that cursed account
i know everyone
At that point they did it ๐
And using this one from now on

discord ai knows ur gender
Because its just cursed at this point
dont forget that
I know
how do i ask it
request your data package
u do the request thing
Why didn't it tell me two years ago when I didn't know :(
why is the Russian embassy in SOUTH FUCKING AFRICA posting soyjaks https://x.com/EmbassyofRussia/status/1839596100358939116
it isn't there if you turn something off though i can't remember which privacy toggle
mine didnt have it cuz i opted out of data tracking
ww2
๐
ads prob at some point
probably ads and stuff
nice
๐
I don't want to risk getting banned for saying "hi" and losing good memories and old conversations, I already lost the 2018 ones
you'll probably get it tomorrow, they are really fast
@open pasture
It was a feature that was long sing deceased, there's actually no reason it still runs
fym
Watch the NTTS vid
i only requested it for something else
what the fuck is this discord
i requested it for the messages
I have like 2 hours of sleep do you love @harsh minnow
do you not still have it then?
why does office 2007 render the ribbon in its own windowwarpnotes
ofc they post an f16 that got bombed not shot down
i export everything
I know but I don't want to exports 1 billion messages
do it
๐ญ who makes these images
(Including server messages)
me
have u not seen the one of him in warthunder
literally




