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Flatseal
seal stimming
Seamming
stealing
flapping
SEALS R SO CUTE
I would hug that seal I just sent
@fallow pawn
beast
is that seal barking
where πΏ channel
Isnβt this a 4chan thread @open pasture
that seal looks so squishy
yop
hydraulic press
seals r squishy thats why sharks eat them
@wraith osprey blue
poo
@wraith osprey
@wraith osprey
foxes aren't pets!!
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http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9294724
Thanks
MMD:γ’γγ«ιι¬Ό
Composed by : yuyoyuppe(γγγγ£γΊ)
Illust&movie by :meola
Blue
is mobile youtube embed still brokene
guhh
this mildly reminds me of resident evil 4 music
The domesticated silver fox (Vulpes vulpes forma amicus) is a form of the silver fox that has been to some extent domesticated under laboratory conditions. The silver fox is a melanistic form of the wild red fox. Domesticated silver foxes are the result of an experiment designed to demonstrate the power of selective breeding to transform species...
ow
ok and??
foxes still aren't pets
especially the one in that gif
i love pallas cats
https://tenor.com/view/pallas-cat-kizs-kiss-cat-wild-cat-gif-2857123127582062590 @open pasture@edgy ermine@wraith osprey
look at this thing
it will visit you
bobcat
bobcat scary
snow leopard
meee
CIRNO NOOOO
Is it snailno or cirsnail
snale
:(
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code burger so bad
oo ee ooo ahh
code BORGAR
NOT THAT EMOTE
borgar
give me access to venbot
buy rn
soon regulars will be #ffffff
soon I will be regular
milk
soon I will be burgular
vcozy #ee00ee
the burgled??
I think if the color is white or black it just straight up removes the color
it has happened before
@wraith osprey what if i stole everything near and dear to you what would you do @wraith osprey
why
vcozy #00000000
code borgar
I will come for you
transparent
what are the chances regular becomes the same color as discord bg
blobcatinvisible
1 in 16 million
react with samara's favourite emoji
mocha peach regular
NO
gn chat
THAT EMOTE IS SO SCARY
zeet make anti wing emoji
vcozy #fab387
why is .cat a thing
vreroll-cotd #fab387
Rerolled!
vcozy #313338
nooo I liek the old color
catalonia
sorry..
macaroni cheese regulars
vcozy gortimere
ccTLD
I LOVE MACNCHEESE
gortimere
yippppee
the catalan government could probably disable my domain at any given moment
I don't
mac n cheese
vcozy #caa t
considering im currently not following the domain rules
caaat
@paper gate I'm coming to visit you
okay
You will certainly not regret paying $75 + $5 shipping for 5000 pounds of tv remote rubber
NOOOO
he lives in my basement
Yeah that's where I'm headed
make a dumb homepage and google translate it
lmao
then kitties.cat/en
but kitties.cat is literally a login page
guhhhhh
it's username unless non pomelo iirc
ok make it in catalan
then its username + tag
ve user.tag
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burger
'vending.machine'```
client.user.tag
yop
macaroni cozy 
bolbk
zeet hasn't noticed yet that minky is gone
zeet hasn't noticed that his steamdeck has gone missing
where did it go
in my belly
:)
my steam deck
a jehovas witness came to my doorstep but ran away when I sent minky on him, now minky is on the hunt
it's only a matter of time
wing is a jehovas witness
nop
Guh
how do I copy nicknames on mobile
no sleep
crumb sniffer
I will sleep on train
how to avoid christian people coming to preach at your door: add rainbow flag
flashback to when some woman approached me on the street to talk about jesus with me and I was bored waiting for my bus so I talked to her for like 10 minutes then when my bus came she gifted me a jesus dvd
nop they will come make ubrepent
that was @fallow drum
jesus
Jesus Christ: The first Avenger
that popular jesus movie
No this will definitely make them come and perform an exorcism on you
lc.img jesus movie
tf is the difference between a cd and dvd anyways
he crawls out of your TV like that one horror movie
that
cd is old dvd
πΏπ
Buddhist
do you still have the dvd
cookism
vcotd
@paper gate will u join my religion cookism
where does it pull the colour name from
vcotd
cheese
i got muted earlier for writing spong bob in a certain fashion π
that sucks
write it again idk what u mean
me
π
yep
What is this from why are you people posting this
still black screen on mobile
it's from this
lets gooooo
you.. people? 
i'll re-encode it
Yeah, you people who post it
random ass video
yipppy works
I was gonna show u but my mum stole it smh
I thought #π-international-no-english was #kevinspeak for a second and was so confused
a man is locked in the basement coming up with the names
why lmao
i wanted to see the jesus dvd
btw if you read the source you would have known that
what the fuck
it took me a minute at most to find it
your mom's on the internet they didn't consider that weight
next time your someone says your website is heavy tell them their mother is infinitely heavier
I didnt even open the website
i keep getting virginia lottery ads and its so fucking stupid
the website links to its source
she's mean
adblocker
yes let me install an ad blocker into my car for FM radio
she doesn't want you to learn about jesus!
I can show u tomorrow
π°
if u remind me
aight lol
I thought this would play the animation ngl
!remind 12h jesus my saviour
Alright @harsh minnow, in 12 hours: jesus my saviour
vencord plugin to make slots emoji animated
what did jesus even do
fucking died
die
i have no idea
died for our sins duhh
why is he worshipped
how
Iβm too telegram pilled @open pasture
cause hes jesus
they left him in the grave and they came back 3 days later and he was gone
the son of god
he died
is he the one that started hacking and walking on water
@edgy ermine i got a great gook about the guy if you want
ya
telegram CEO got bullied into giving messages to French government
chat what do u think of Dex Mode
ok but what is the french government gonna do
Iβm already well aware buddy
im american
i found this on a hacked client wiki
aww is now shit color
nah its fine
HATER
vensignal
vencord will fork signal into vignal
BROWN ISNT A REAL COLOR
jesus bypassing anticheat smh
who is that
not the main matrix instance
nvm i dont care
explodes
lore accurate
Dictionary
how long was he gone
about 17 versions
not lore accurate smh
where is vesktop support channel
vns
same as vencord support?
the gnashing of teeth
what should i call nekocord desktop
i am not calling it nesktop
surely it just works
i have a gateway laptop too
it has lubuntu
remember the time automod just died
oh it was yesterday lmao
clyde gets bullied on a daily basis
clyde is dead
ummm, nesk- i mean nes- maybe neskto- ...
nesquik
Jesus is a cheat
which lets you walk over water
just like well
Jesus
The only other ideas I had were neskocord (awful) and nekotop (slightly better but still bad)
i am bad with names lol
stop pinging clyde
nekocord plus
bencord
bonfire
π
clyde's in a coma
I would do it too if I didnt know it was butchered
who at discord thought clyde was a good idea
me sorry
everyone since they wanted to hop on ai
they haven't even finished summaries feature yet
i wonder how they do summaries though
do they run the model locally
or do they outsource it to openai
cant wait for the next whitename to trigger this
Clyde doesn't want to talk to you
isn't the api paid
Clyde doesn't want to talk to you.
that's a shit ton of messages
it just used chatgpt with a nice prompt on it
bro someone is trying to scam me as sugar mother
@shadow owl
@open pasture u ok bro
π¦
who reacted those three letters
@open pasture hii
@paper gate when i am in a 100 mile radius of vee she immediately implements over a thousand vencord plugins an hour
anyway now make that reality
become devilbro and make low quality slop to increase revenue
ha
i do love memory leaks
yea
allocating random π
evil
idea: spawn a thread to randomly call malloc() at random times
until the program gets killed
browsers might be doing that already
unless im using this wrong stock discord used more memory lmfao
does a Discord Mobile theme exist?
could anyone help me with arm assembly
only if its 64 bit
yeah but its apple silicon
starting to think it's chrome with the memory leak
headshot 3
i've done assembly on the iphone before
close enough
bad
cuz normal asm i would make it a hexdecimal ascii code by using ORR x 0x30 but like it doesnt work idk
okay im not good at programming in assembly
i have some knowledge on reverse engineering
oh lmao
are you not able to call a library function
robux dollars
that wouldnt be pure apple silicon asm :(
cheater!
also im trying to prove a point to my computer engineering teacher
he challenged me to do this
also is this "decimal number" a string
if its a challenge you should be doing it yourself lol
so it's stored as a number in a register?
yeah
then how is it decimal
shh
i meant to put hex infront of that
hello
wack ass.png
????
wack\ ass.png
when you assemble a number it does not store what base you wrote it in
it's stored in binary
they're should be a plugin where you can see peoples profile and badge while being blocked, w idea
do you not know how blocking works
π
yea ik
the api refuses to return the profile
literally not how it works
why not
you can only see the profile under these circumstances:
- it's a bot's profile
- you have incoming friend request from that user
- you are friends with that user
- you share a server with them and you aren't blocked
ik
I'm lonely and sad π
so who has any funny android apps that are very cool
gemoetry dahs
free app
i have a number in register X9. i do orr X10, X9, 0x30 to make the number the acsii code for the number. then how do i write it because normally in asm i think you would just be able to mov it to x1 and use the syscall to write it but when i try it writes some random bianary stuff instead of ascii
samie wanna play gd or vc later
Ok anyone knows how to use Xinternalsd and Taichi
need to move genshin to my sd card
soon
chat should I use https://timesnewerroman.com/
i forgot sd cards existed
how
i only use hd cards
2 people use sd cards
i never use sd cards
i only used it once in my life
(on my vita)
they are used on nintendos
the only nintendo console i ever had was a wii
i still have my wii
i recently homebrewed it
i have 2 wiis (someone gave me the second one)

how is it
Wiis are sick as fuck
I donβt really use mine since I emulate games on my pc but itβs still cool to have around
My favorite game between the GameCube and Wii has to be fzero gx
Super Mario galaxy is pretty good too though
Probably my favorite thing about fzero gx is the music
Also the fact I feel like Iβm playing an arcade racing game
This is the song I fw the most https://youtu.be/57WbobG5RH8
use what type of card?
catcore
he will be made into a hearty stew
it's a joke. "sd" can refer to "secure digital" or "standard definition." In this case, I intentionally misinterpreted "sd" to mean "standard definition." I then proposed the existence of "hd cards" or "high definition cards" in an attempt to induce a fleeting moment of happiness and laughter in those who know about the potential meanings of "sd" and "hd." They would find my confusion and foolishness entertaining (commonplace source of joy among people).
wtf is beeper doing there
I was making a joke with my name 
Galaxy is the goat
HOLY YAP
damn, that's a little embarrassing for me lol.
???
it was very eloquently said
yip yap
jib jab
Yik yak
???????????
We are not friends
Did I come off as if we were?
Stop talking me like we are
I owned you in DMs
what happened
cannibalism
We did some yapping
did you use fax and logic
I swear it's a normal gc
I used nothing but factual and logical information
I should frame that
did u get banned from a different server or something and flame him for it
flexing robux is really childish lmao
he said βpussy in bioβ and i pinged a moderator and he got kicked for it
lmao why
then he dmd me upset about it
was it in like a kids Roblox server
it is lmfao
exactly

i canβt stop laughing when people take it seriously
My godot plush is arriving in like 4 days hopefully
omg I need him rn
my girl do the godot squat
I'll send you a picture if I remember
That's
Futo
yayayayyyaya -> that's
Were you laughing when I absolutely owned you? π
tito
real
bro crashed out skull emoji
can't believe crashed out isn't a muted phrase
I'm going to overuse it
imagine a poor innocent developer saying their app crashed out
can't be banned
muahahhahaha
im gonna die
i spent 10 minutes writing a plugin post only for it to get automodded because i used a markdown title
my gf is an AI she's real
@harsh minnow maybe you should whitelist community-content from low quality spam automod because here there is a good reason to use markdown titles 
the first ai thing i used was cleverbot
if you press ctrl+z it might show the text you just sent again
luckily i had copied
ah okay
nino more like peeno
Vencordβ Vendorβ πͺπͺ
nop
should just exclude non whitenames
Yummers
maccy cheese
yo. what the fuck is this
WE HAVE A GOOD COLOR
how many cf domains do u have lmfao
NVM I LOVE THIS UPDATE π₯
@rare trout i still love you (in a platonic way) for that server
i will eternally be grateful
what server
the hetzner one with like 5 other people
oh yeah
heart dropped when you said that
i locked out the oracle one
need to recover it but
the uptime is crazy
blobcatcozy
yeah i use that a lot
bitwardenRS for life
for commit signing too
nop
can you selfhost 1password
yo you dont need to selfhost everything
shouldn't have updated
soy
I'd rather own my passwords
- self hosted vaultwarden is just great
vaultwarden so good
it even backs up to my google drive every few hours

i don't backup trolley
since vault is locally stored on all devives
devices*





why every few hours...?
just do it once a week or once a day
i always want an up to date copy
it doesnt cost me anything
I also love immich
instead of gphotos
but it takes more maintenance since the upgrades sometimes require manual changes
photos is the one thing I don't want to lose/don't trust myself with self hosting
I just use icloud drive
@noble quest
it works till it doesn't
wait I should try out icloud passwords
the iphones are looking and behaving more and more like androids with every new model/update
wdym
and vice versa tbh
i use to think iphones were more premium then samsung or google but atp there's no use getting an iphone when iphones have the same features as android
a ton of lock screen & home customization, RCS, and just the iphone in general
plus, I think samsung just got alot more premium then a few years ago
the ios impl of these features is just better
there's face ID 
β
finger better
fingerprints are more convenient and better
is that hetzner support response saying "your server was unplugged, whoops, it should be online now" real
what util do you use to backup
fingerprints are also more secure and faster
ttionya/vaultwarden-backup
cool thanks
my vaultwarden has been running since late 2022
i backup manually everyt once every few months π
its kinda a pain to setup with gdrive
but it uses rclone
"hold on, i needa get my cat to unlock my phone rq"
so it can go to a lot of things
RIP codeburger
iPhone 16 cameras looks like the eyes of the squirrel who is always with king Julian from Madagascar
whats the url
it got flagged by safe browsing
LMAOOO same
I'm too lazy to automate it
i should really do a backup
what is vaultwarden
losing my nin0git password would be devastating
sounds like a password manager
it is
self hosted bitwarden compatible server made in rust
vaultwarden is an unofficial rust rewrite of the bitwarden server
the official bitwarden server is devilbro level C#
"devilbro level" π
- since it's unofficial u get premium features for free
why does bitwarden have premium
vaultwarden can run on the average raspberry pi
to make money
for bitwarden to actually be developed
isn't it open source
yes
sooo couldn't you just modify it
guhhhhhhh
i love
π£
how do you modify their backend lol
you said it was open source
I will probably buy a subscription at some point
π
you can selfhost it and get premium for free
Chat is this gay? https://www.tiktok.com/@smalltownheroes17/video/7418371001848761630
but most people won't do that lol
oh i see
(afaik that only applies to vaultwarden)
you still need a license for the official server
i just use icloud keychain and google password manager because convenience
why am i being husked
horror
fields*
are they bad
Google password manager
no/bad totp support
for android only
hi i want to use any device that isnt apple and get my passwords
google passowrd maanager sucks ass
not a problem for me
give me ur tokens
icloud keychain exists on Apple Vision Pro
I pay for bitwarden premium just to support the devs and selfhost my own
icloud passkeys so good though
how would that work with safari
or any other browser really
through an extension?
computer: chrome/firefox
what about mobile
mobile: set bitwarden as autofill provider
Since I got image perms now Iβm just gonna resend this https://www.vxtiktok.com/@smalltownheroes17/video/7418371001848761630
Is Josh Allen number 1 in the MVP race? π #fyp #foru #viralvideo #funny #footballtiktok #nfl #sport #bills
interesting
i'll have to check it out
did i just stumble upon the preset used for fucking tada.wav
vekstop
BAD
"is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it"
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
Korg M1 "Brass 2"
here's what i got
wtf this is not the tada i know
those sounds are so different
wait let me try a bit more
i tried to bitcrush it to sound closer but i fucked up
either way it sounds like a pretty standard unison saw where one of them is +1 or +2 octaves and like you mess with the levels and then you have a 12dB filter or smth
if youre trying to bring back the background hiss you need to use bit depth the bit rate doesnt really affect that
pretty good
pretty sure the chords in the windows xp setup music come from a korg as well
why is it extra long
idk
it just grew that way
why are YOU extra long?
erm aacxkcutally π€ im short
you're cooked
Why's that?
how old are you
16
just pray you're a really late bloomer
Why would I pray for that though
It's not like I want to be really tall
mf you're 5'4 ππ
I'd be fine with 5'8 - 5'11 but anything beyond that.. ehhh
So what?
ok and
im also 5'4 and i get like bullied on the daily for it
I don't
And besides
I'm trans and I like being like this
Short, slim, femme body and all
YO
Hm?
This is you
yes
the things i would do for a alien isolation 2 game is crazy
jeanie collects's voice is funny
guess im fake
trueeeeeee
i know this bc im a fake person
yall should i get it
why he talking like that
π¦
@paper gate do you have the cat that looks like a snail
snale
snale
The price is pricing.
@edgy ermine you love https://github.com/apple-oss-distributions/xnu/
You don't know how much stress this put me under
it was fun though
wym
I have no idea
The crabby patty secret formula.
Idk I thought I was having a gamer moment when I couldn't inderstand it also.
real
You did NOT say snail wtf ππ
Sinale
Snol
say nah lay
Your name is making me hungy.
Slightly threatening
wassup
good
DMed a girl βplease lemme eyp ππβ and I got blocked by her
MODS π
Sad day for the thug shaker central CFO
I had a dream I had image perms but this dream appeared when I was awake. My brain had stuck for a while.
Good dreams that I have are about vr equipment
every time i dream it's a nightmare or it's very strange
Does it bite?
I had a nightmare about the "why so serious" joker beatboxing meme.
it sticks
I haven't had any dreams for ages in bed
like a thousand of harpoons in my skin
I had a dream where my 3 front teeth fell out and it started bleeding in a target
teeth dreams are the worst
hi vencord
seems like a nightmare
hallo
I mean it wasent at first but then it turned into one
Last dream I remember was something knocking hard at the front door when I was alone at the house in the midnight, so I went to open them and something killed me.
It was me.
Nuh uh it was me
Stop killing me in my dreams
you two
or those weren't dreams
I actually cast the dream control runes over your blankets.
I've had only one nightmare/night terror that really shook me. I experienced a lot of pain in it which was a first. I was drenched in sweat ngl
The background radiation is powering the spell.
banana radiation
Dam!
Like mental or physical pain?
physical
π«π
Pain in a dream?
I mean because of the dream
every time you eat 1 banana you get +1 rads irl
Idk if Iβve ever felt physical pain in a dream before
i should clarify that it was pain in my dream, not real life. when I woke up, I was mostly fine. It was so long ago that I've mostly forgotten how I felt at the time.
Well guess what this bad dream is reality for me, i hate myself
That shows we live in a simulation
get schooled
Dreams are often a way to cope with your reality
How you doing though
anyone want freee minecraft
Like when you get a scary dream it normally relieves you of fear you may experience
great
if I had a scary dream about spiders I'd cry and be even more scared of them than I already am
oh, the dream wasn't very subtle with its messaging lol. took an insecurity to an extreme
Already have 2.
life after school is great if you have your plans planned before trying to plan them after you graduate from school without any plans :3
slide me one then
I'm not real.
I'm just a pack of unconscious neurons that builds my simulated 'consciousness' In the skull can, connected to the outer world through nerve wires.
ill proposse
Damn bro
I almost studied
I have a physical copy of Minecraft Xbox 360 Edition.
You just need to find me.
Would you be comfortable saying what that insecurity is? Iβm curious
i have a physical copy of assassin's creed 1 for ps3
Halo Reach lan party when? I wish Titanfall 3 comes out in the next 10 years.
Sure! Tell me how to get it!
pc?
Like do I have a pc?
yea
Yeah
dm

ill guide you through it
Yeah first downlaod and run htis exe guys...
real
in the next 10 years it's more likely that apex legends 2 will be released lmao

Ok!
I hate apex tho.
same
hmm. it was something about my appearance. the dream made me deal with it in a painful way. I'll leave it at that. I shouldn't go into more detail here 
apex is just a downgrade of titanfall made for cash grabbing with skins
It's not bad, I just heavily despise it.
I hope this minecraft scam is fun.
check dms
Realest shit ever
Yes... At least the gun play is still good, and they expanded on lore.
Was it like in a joker βyou wanna know how I got these scarsβ kinda way?
Also I completely understand if you donβt want to go further into it
did you dm me
hi chat
yeah the lore is really getting some work done
wth is #1288616064183308348
BUT I WANT A TITANFALL GAME
Overflow for when chat is flooded.
oh cool
Right? The best part was the dynamic fights changing between mech and plebs.
Fuck
they want easy money from fifa and apex
of
course
Yes, also make sure to uninstall system32. (This is obviously a joke don't be dumb.)
well all EA is intrested is in is making nba and fifa games
do not
at least looks like they will do a good job with the next battlefield game
would they
the game director is the same director of cod mw3
Itβs free Minecraft though
sorry, it's not a good idea to go into it further. i'll have to leave you without an answer for now 
it's really not
there's an easy way to get free minecraft
linux
Completely understandable
Linux?
not that fun of a scam then. just a file download 
do it
the unofficial Unix launcher allows you to just run a .apk file
100% safe
if you'd like to risk a virus, sure
Gotcha
105%
2^64^64%
10^1000
nah it's a Remote access trojan
Bro typed out the URL just to check lmao.
I love rats! π
^ infinity
i doubt it's even a trojan it's probably straight up just remote access
1000^1000*!4096





