🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[mystic salmon]

It has the cool structured data features of powershell but it isn't as slow and has more sane commands

[small jungle]

damn i cant say the c word

[mystic salmon]

Yeah

By accident which is even funnier

[sturdy folio]

looks interesting

idk about this tho

[open pasture]

what c word

[small jungle]

write-host goopies

[sharp bramble]

wait is that the fucking reason

[small jungle]

3 letter one

[open pasture]

cat??

[small jungle]

liquid

[open pasture]

oh

[bleak violet]

hi nice people

[small jungle]

hello buns

[bleak violet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1155918238442606713.gif?quality=lossless&name=hypershiggy

[mystic salmon]

I like the error messagea

[bleak violet]

I keep forgetting

[open pasture]

ok
but why would u need to say that

[indigo elk]

oh em gee it's the creator of mewdeko

[small jungle]

i wanted to say write-host cword

dont bake my biscuits

[small jungle]

oh hi wiseman

[open pasture]

ok i fried them instead

[indigo elk]

hai hdtv

[untold tiger]

Hi

[indigo elk]

hi!!

[small jungle]

how are you??

[open pasture]

when are you

[sturdy folio]

Yeah but that seems more bloaty than helpful you do NOT need all that just to tell the user „you are trying to divide a string and int idiot“

[open pasture]

why are you

[small jungle]

when you dont have anything to split the pizza in half

[sudden sun]

@sturdy folio gonna host discord bot and website on my apple watch

[sturdy folio]

The shells yearn to be the rust compiler…

[sudden sun]

ez

[sturdy folio]

WHAT

[mystic salmon]

It's useful when it's in a mess of brackets and closures and stuff

[sudden sun]

yop

[mystic salmon]

Yes Nushell supports closures/anonymous functions

Afaik the error messages are inspired by rustc

[open pasture]

bypassing cat noises
banned

[small jungle]

i love NUT unironically

[bleak violet]

I remember someone calling me an unprofessional loser, just because I told them I'm using TypeScript in my projects when he asked me.

[small jungle]

network ups t

what does the T stand for

tools

[sturdy folio]

Yea I can tell 😭

[sturdy folio]

My problem is just that it does not need to highlight all that and the hint is also useless there

[small jungle]

fuck mne said the m word

[lapis lava]

@sturdy folio the Rust compiler will use a ChatGPT LLM to give you a more detailed description of your errors

[small jungle]

edit this with a CAT sound effect

there

[mystic salmon]

Nushell is really good for scripting because of the lack of bashisms

[sturdy folio]

I support that feature

[small jungle]

i understood that yummers

[mystic salmon]

There are a few but not many

[magic dune]

i know this bad apple rip, it's from here

[toxic vessel]

Hi

[untold tiger]

Why do you just have that

[magic dune]

i don't, it was memory

[small jungle]

hello

[open pasture]

wait is this bad apple

[open pasture]

GRRRR

now i look stupid just because of you

[toxic vessel]

fjonkie got regular

[magic dune]

teehee

[open pasture]

im going to BITE you

[mystic salmon]

I made bad apple out of steamed hams once because I was bored

[open pasture]

ive had it for weeks..

[magic dune]

i'm gonna get a rabies shot when you're done

[small jungle]

ime so tired

[open pasture]

what are you accusing me of

[untold tiger]

[toxic vessel]

I wasn't here for a week

[open pasture]

having rabies

[magic dune]

yep

[open pasture]

wait where does rabies originate from again

[small jungle]

idk prob bats

[magic dune]

viral infection from bites

[small jungle]

bats have everything

very unique immune system

[open pasture]

no money

[magic dune]

it's basically any mammal that can bite

[open pasture]

me!

[small jungle]

im talking about the origin not how you catch it

[open pasture]

silly animal bites u and u die

[magic dune]

ohh

[open pasture]

im going to kill someone like this

[small jungle]

bats have tons of diseases because their immune system coexists with them rather than outright killing them off

[open pasture]

what why

so that u die if u eat them

[small jungle]

it works for them since they can basically seal off viruses to parts of their little bodies

[open pasture]

clearly

[small jungle]

yeah i mean

[open pasture]

are you tired

no

wait

ficking hell i juat called myself out

[toxic vessel]

yeah

[small jungle]

no other mammal could house ebola and be chill

[mystic salmon]

So like life imprisonment?

[open pasture]

i mixed up the word die and eat when reading it and thought you made a silly mistake

[small jungle]

yeah basically, they also do not use inflammation or other typical responses to infections which saves energy

[open pasture]

ok cat noise fjonkie

[open pasture]

look at my starus buddy...

[small jungle]

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-020-03128-0

bat research

[toxic vessel]

you should get more sleep

[magic dune]

rabies has been around for millennium it isn't a recent thing

[open pasture]

hii guys!!

[sturdy folio]

so bats are basically biological bombs @lockheedmartin get on this shit

[open pasture]

im not sleepy just tired

[mystic salmon]

If you don't feel like you're dead when waking up you're sleeping too much /j

[small jungle]

yeah i just figured if any animal housed it, it would be bats back then

[bleak violet]

An interesting topic here
I'm saving the message link for later read

[open pasture]

i wake up feeling just fine

wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy

[small jungle]

[toxic vessel]

When I wake up at 7am i want to not exist
When I wake up at 6am i feel better but still not good

[open pasture]

FUCK YOU

[toxic vessel]

Can you not

[open pasture]

but funny lyric

[open pasture]

see it just doesnt end

that aged very well

this is why i sleep from 1 am to 3 am

[mystic salmon]

I wake up 6:30am

[magic dune]

two. two hours?

[lapis lava]

my iPhone Apple Alarm wakes me up

[mystic salmon]

Well technically I only get up 6:40 because it takes multiple alarms to wake me up

[open pasture]

yes!

[small jungle]

i didn't know p diddy was a real person until a month ago

[sturdy folio]

it literally just does not work sometimes

[toxic vessel]

I get first period tuesday off so i can sleep a bit later on mondays

[lapis lava]

oh that’s just me turning it off

[mystic salmon]

Lucky

[magic dune]

could you sleep more please.

[toxic vessel]

What sound do you have it set as

[open pasture]

im happier like this

[lapis lava]

default

[open pasture]

ive tried every schedule there is

[lapis lava]

too lazy to change

[toxic vessel]

radar?

[lapis lava]

radiant

[toxic vessel]

thats arguably the worse thing

[open pasture]

try not sleeping at all 🔥

[toxic vessel]

8/10 Would do again

[signal junco]

fire emoji

[magic dune]

i don't mean a consistent schedule, i mean just. sleeping for longer. or does life not allow you to do that?

[open pasture]

i talk to friends and have school

my frienda sleep while im ar school

[toxic vessel]

what time do yall start school

[open pasture]

i dont have school nor friends

[clever sleet]

hi

[open pasture]

i cant let myself sleep when my friends are available

[toxic vessel]

Homeschooled?

[open pasture]

you...

[open pasture]

no i graduated hs

[toxic vessel]

Oh

[open pasture]

im genuinely unable to sleep when its hot out

[hollow jackal]

i study at the NEET ministry and it's from 00:00 to 23:59

[magic dune]

i'm just worried since like. chronic sleep deprivation is not good.

[small jungle]

redbull and pretzel breakfast

[open pasture]

i can be tired as hell but sleeping just doesnt work

[open pasture]

its not chronic im pretty sure

i ate them

[magic dune]

the neet life

[sturdy folio]

guys i have a new idea...
catgirl... whiskers

[small jungle]

bomb nom

[open pasture]

tail..

[small jungle]

thats called a naruto

[deep token]

meo

[small jungle]

w

[toxic vessel]

husk

[mystic salmon]

Decided to read the UK reviews for the blahaj, 50% is trans people and 50% is grandparents buying it for their grandchildren

[small jungle]

god are they gonna chudify all the weed bro memes

i hate cobson!!!!!!!!!!!

[toxic vessel]

humans arent eggs

[magic dune]

of the grandparents, how many grandchildren of theirs are trans?

[open pasture]

100%

[magic dune]

jeb-ass victory

[sturdy folio]

analogy
/əˈnalədʒi/
noun
a comparison between one thing and another, typically for the purpose of explanation or clarification.
"an analogy between the workings of nature and those of human societies"

[open pasture]

coal this individual right now

i have to go to work in 20 minutes

i am going to explode

[sturdy folio]

fym miniskirt

[magic dune]

you're not a neet you've betrayed me

[open pasture]

i would die yeah

[open pasture]

german alert

nvm 10 minutes

im not even

[magic dune]

work sucks

[open pasture]

dressed

ughhhh

[magic dune]

ough. hurry up.

[open pasture]

YOUR BANNER IS MY WALLPAPER!!

clothes suck

[magic dune]

teehee

[open pasture]

ok bye guys

[magic dune]

byebye

[open pasture]

baiii

[lapis lava]

so powerful

[magic dune]

app consisting entirely of a self-destruct button

[hollow jackal]

t-mobile

[lapis lava]

türk mobile

[pine zephyr]

t mobile

[last siren]

it's over for Mullvad

[pine zephyr]

what

[burnt maple]

Turkish vpn

[last siren]

misinformation

hehe

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/ilulu-dragon-maid-anime-smile-cheerleader-gif-22605174

[pine zephyr]

telegram

[magic dune]

ah. screw you.

[pine zephyr]

deleting all my carrier apps

bc they suck

[slow crag]

turk

[last siren]

tiramisu

[pine zephyr]

they force me to download monopoly

[last siren]

@open pasture I had a chance to eat you yesterday

but I didn't

[magic dune]

...monopoly? fucking monopoly?

[pine zephyr]

I'm bout to eat everyone here

[plain vault]

what to do if Vencord does not start?

[small jungle]

i-i am n-not coal!!! im not!!!!!

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @magic dune)

[plain vault]

tysm

[burnt maple]

hii

[hollow jackal]

@sturdy folio just read the post in samsung forums about the guy whose samsung earbuds exploded

[pine zephyr]

vanilla so funny

[small jungle]

EXPLODED?

[hollow jackal]

he gave it to his girlfriend and it exploded in her ear

i guess samsung earbuds dont like it when you share

[small jungle]

samsung galaxy pager

[pine zephyr]

Chat

Hina

[hollow jackal]

waow

[small jungle]

1:1 scale hina

[sudden sun]

@open pasture @sturdy folio bad news

no websockets on apple watch

[small jungle]

how do it do things then

[sudden sun]

[small jungle]

api calls?

everything is websocket

apache or nginx chat

[sudden sun]

it doesnt do anything

websockets are classes as low level networking which is disallowed on apple watch

simulators can do low level networking though

[crude fern]

katamari

[lapis lava]

didn’t someone make a discord client for apple watch

[small jungle]

discord -> BBS

[burnt maple]

also why does ios post stuff twice now

[steel epoch]

I want a free intro

[burnt maple]

weird

[burnt maple]

not possible

[small jungle]

like those minecraft youtube channels have

[steel epoch]

Thank you

[small jungle]

no problem

[sturdy folio]

lc.ocrtr

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇹🇷  Turkish   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

Hello dear Samsung users, yes you read the title correctly. I am a 24-year-old student brother living in Adana. One day, I wanted to go and get my headphones from Samsung because I had a Samsung S24 Ultra phone. I didn't even charge it once and the box came with about 36 charges. When my girlfriend borrowed it from me and put it on, the headphones exploded in her ear and she suffered permanent hearing loss. We have a doctor's report about this situation. When we contacted Samsung, a gentleman named İbrahim Bey told us to take it to the Adana Cemalpaşa Samsung service and I did. When they saw the headphones, they were shocked and apologized, but

Google Cloud Vision • labsCore

[small jungle]

permanant hearing loss?

[sturdy folio]

what the fuck

[sudden sun]

those spam discord endpoints for message receives

[small jungle]

from a tiny lithium battery?

[magic dune]

i mean, it exploded

[sturdy folio]

yes it exploded inside their ear

[small jungle]

i mean they dont go like boom

they burn

[lapis lava]

i think there’s one client using the ws

[sturdy folio]

i think that would easily rupture your eardrums

[magic dune]

this one went boom iirc

[small jungle]

aint no way

[lapis lava]

yop

[small jungle]

listen i have tinnitus and if my earbud melted in my ear i would also just say it caused it for the lawsuit

[lapis lava]

Apple AirPods are very safe if you don’t modify them and make them murder weapons

[small jungle]

i would post the pic of the dude that accidentally chewed his airpod up if i could

[lapis lava]

lc.g airpods exploding

[night blaze]

Your AirPods Are Tiny Bombs - 5 Magazine

Apr 19, 2022 ... Unfortunately the batteries began to explode inside the devices. Since the battery couldn't be removed, Samsung sent replacement devices to ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 5/30

[small jungle]

can someone send it for me

[lapis lava]

reject airpods. embrace dankpods

[small jungle]

1grit

[pine zephyr]

true

[hollow jackal]

this happened to a guy and his gf in adana so the most they could get is one free serving of black tea at the samsung store

[pine zephyr]

How to fix my battery

[hollow jackal]

geçmiş olsun aga kız arkadaşına ne diyek

[magic dune]

youtuber voice: rayc//////on~~s~~

[lapis lava]

upgrade to iOS

[pine zephyr]

why use iOS

I can't fold my iphone

[sudden sun]

buy an iphone 6+

[magic dune]

you can do it once

[small jungle]

to level up all I have to do is send messages right

then eventually image perms

[pine zephyr]

[magic dune]

emphasis on eventually

[magic dune]

i'm at lvl 12 and i haven't gotten perms yet

[small jungle]

[indigo elk]

you need to hope vee likes you and gives you image perms

[burnt maple]

turns you into eyeshadows

[small jungle]

[burnt maple]

[indigo elk]

my wifi is being fun

[sturdy folio]

this is fake

hoyo would never include that dark of a color

[magic dune]

this message was also sent with a delay of 28 seconds exactly wtf

[small jungle]

wait how do you see the delay

[crude fern]

@cursive hornet

[neon ferry]

MessageLatency

Displays an indicator for messages that took ≥n seconds to send

Authors

arHSM

[small jungle]

omg

thankies thats cool

[cursive hornet]

Real

[warm thunder]

has anyone got banned for using vencord at all?

[small jungle]

no comment

[clear flower]

erm

[small jungle]

5 second delay

so coooool

[clear flower]

penis

[small jungle]

bro became canny

mfw the space is liminal

[outer radish]

she really do be living in your wifi

[harsh minnow]

loud incorrect buzzer

[clear flower]

https://genius.com/28706432/Xaviersobased-bag-it-2/

😭

[small jungle]

[pine zephyr]

giv

[fickle cosmos]

scary

[clear flower]

zip zip zip

glorp

[small jungle]

nikke dailies done

love doing them at work

[hollow jackal]

https://fxtwitter.com/jordanarnold/status/1838361127295815952

markass brownie downfall..

[sturdy folio]

markass brownie

[dusk bone]

Bruh

[crude fern]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

what the fjonk stella

what prompted you to do this

[crude fern]

good question

very good question.

[open pasture]

are there any substances in your system right now

[toxic vessel]

Yes

[open pasture]

what is a fjonk

im a fjonk

actually no

im the fjonk

[lapis lava]

the fjonker

[open pasture]

how is a fjonk

[open pasture]

actually ok

my stomach is being so fucking loud rn wtf

mine has been acting up a bit recently

idk what happened

i exploded it

[toxic vessel]

What is fjonk

[open pasture]

@open pasture

[toxic vessel]

is it like a blahaj

[open pasture]

no

it is fjonk

ie

[toxic vessel]

Because I like blahaj es

[pine zephyr]

this is why iOS is ass

[open pasture]

that is not why ios is ass

[hollow jackal]

huh

what

[open pasture]

ios is ass cause its a

i frogor

[lapis lava]

android fangirls trying to find every opportunity to shit on ios

[open pasture]

walled garden or something

[pine zephyr]

[toxic vessel]

ios is good :3

[hollow jackal]

what did you mean by this

[pine zephyr]

ios bad

[open pasture]

its stinky poopoo

[crude fern]

red bull

[lapis lava]

nop

[open pasture]

booooo

im using ios rn its sbad

[pine zephyr]

gives u wings

[lapis lava]

[toxic vessel]

shouldnt your system be flying

[pine zephyr]

I could get a iPhone and use it for a month then hang myself

[crude fern]

thatd be cool

[hollow jackal]

the iphone operating system is not very exceptional

[open pasture]

you dont need to get an iphone to do that

[lone stag]

What if discord noise suppression = cool wonky vocal separator tool

[keen junco]

Truly a sign (of nothing) https://vxtwitter.com/ChristiansMENA/status/1838264795901956439

[hollow jackal]

nothing ever happens

[open pasture]

cloud happens to be vaguely shaped like 2 lines

[lone stag]

Nope

[open pasture]

crazy!

[keen junco]

You will never happen. The great undoing is upon us. Prepare yourself.

NFT Project Created by a 14 year old trying to combat racism.

Hope this helps

[lapis lava]

NFT Project Created by a 14 year old trying to combat racism.

[lone stag]

47 online 14k members

[hollow jackal]

combat the racism

[lapis lava]

he used nft gains to buy them members

[pine zephyr]

I'm a raci

[toxic vessel]

I think its an nft project created by a 14 year old trying to combat racism

[open pasture]

Ranchy's

NFT Project Created by a 14 year old trying to combat racism.
47 Online • 14,557 members

[hollow jackal]

ive been trying to beat racism and its so hard urgh

[open pasture]

i tried to beat racism but it won and now im racist

[toxic vessel]

Racism is so 2016

[pine zephyr]

[open pasture]

but the current year is 2015

[rare trout]

2015 the year of our lord

GAYbriel

[pine zephyr]

we should stop racism

[keen junco]

So far racism beat you to the punch

[open pasture]

we should increase racism

[toxic vessel]

National Racism Day

[toxic vessel]

You can only be racist for one day of the whole entire year

[open pasture]

international racism month

[hollow jackal]

yay

[rare trout]

International racism day

[toxic vessel]

International Raicms Day

Racism

[pine zephyr]

I can legally be racist

[toxic vessel]

Yeah

[paper gate]

hi

[rare trout]

Fuck you

[open pasture]

woah dms pls!!

[toxic vessel]

i designed a logo for this

[paper gate]

I am the anti wolfie

[sudden sun]

😭

[rare trout]

W

[pine zephyr]

[magic root]

why discord a discord selfbot use nextjs

[sudden sun]

😭

[open pasture]

modern technologies

[pine zephyr]

> Modern Technology
> Looks inside
> Javascript

[open pasture]

ok but the aliens would run it better

so i say medicate

https://link.chess.com/play/dnnEHe for anyone im bored

[toxic vessel]

damn the guy in vencord support sponsored vee for 25 dollars a month

[crude fern]

thats you

[pine zephyr]

making my website in javascript

[hollow jackal]

is the link free of HIV/AIDS, meningitis, the flu and rabies?

[rare trout]

gay script

[open pasture]

amazon is written in php

[open pasture]

yes it's just a chess.com link

[small jungle]

i have android but i think if you care about privacy a lot then ios makes sense

[open pasture]

literally the opposite

[lapis lava]

hop on lichess

[open pasture]

apple glows brighter than the glowies themselves

[hollow jackal]

i don't believe you sorry

[small jungle]

uh huh

theres a reason feds cracking iphones gets in the news

[open pasture]

:(

[magic root]

real

[open pasture]

can u make one urself and then send it to me? @hollow jackal

i just wanna play someone on chess.com lmao

install arch on phone

[pine zephyr]

1v1 me on chess

[open pasture]

securutuy

[open pasture]

check the link i posted earlier

[small jungle]

is there a way to use a custom rom plus banking apps and tap pay

[pine zephyr]

magisk

[hollow jackal]

okay being serious now i don't even know how to play chess

[pine zephyr]

playfixintegrity

[small jungle]

fr??

[pine zephyr]

module

[small jungle]

bwuh

[open pasture]

ah no worries then sorry for the bother

why is tap to pay so rare around here

i hate it

[small jungle]

its everywhere here

[pine zephyr]

if u rooted a samsung and tripped knox there's a Knox Module to bring half of the apps

[small jungle]

fuck chip and FUCK magnetic strip

[small jungle]

nah i have oneplus

[open pasture]

tap to pay uses chip lol???

[pine zephyr]

good

[hollow jackal]

we only got widespread adoption of contactless card payment circa 2020

[small jungle]

i know

im saying

it sucks to use it

tap is so much faster and easier and no BEEP BEEP REMOVE CARD OR DIE

[open pasture]

explodes ur organs

[small jungle]

yum yum

[sudden sun]

@pine zephyr 😭

i redirected console output back into my app

so smol

[pine zephyr]

wtf am i looking at

[open pasture]

ues

[sudden sun]

app console from xcode but in-app

[hollow jackal]

credit card imprinter my beloved

[crude fern]

shes almost here

[small jungle]

what tha hell is that

[hollow jackal]

how do you think credit cards worked before the internet

[small jungle]

checks

[hollow jackal]

i mean, physical credit cards existed well before the internet

[small jungle]

why do you know so much credit card lore

[pine zephyr]

send

[hollow jackal]

i got curious about it one day

[open pasture]

https://link.chess.com/play/47Fsbo

here new one

[sturdy folio]

LMFAOOOO

[small jungle]

explain how it worked before internet to me since i dont see how it could work without being able to check ur balance and stuff

[keen junco]

A credit card fraudster needs to know the lore in and out

[small jungle]

like how would you catch fraud

[small jungle]

[keen junco]

[mystic salmon]

Delicious

[bleak cosmos]

[hollow jackal]

since its a credit card its not like basic digital banking where you can only spend the balance you have

debit is a relatively new thing

[hollow jackal]

the stores would just keep physical records of your debt when you used the card

for u to go pay the bank later

[digital kettle]

wh why did they make a titlebar

[glass shell]

hi all

[digital kettle]

hai

[small jungle]

so like how would they have any assurance you didnt just not pay it back

[small jungle]

hai

[hollow jackal]

the bank or the store?

[open pasture]

this is what you get for using macos

[digital kettle]

this is web

vencord web

[carmine lion]

how i can have avatar animated

[open pasture]

explode

[small jungle]

uhh the store

[digital kettle]

https://discord.com/store

[open pasture]

thats still what u get for using macos

[small jungle]

it already is, it was on nickelodeon

[glass shell]

nitro??

[open pasture]

because macos poop!

[digital kettle]

i dont use macos?

i use gnu/linux

:p

[carmine lion]

yes but with the mod

[small jungle]

popOS

[open pasture]

linux also poop!!!

[small jungle]

[hollow jackal]

i mean the debt is met by the bank when you use leveraged money to pay for something, this is valid with modern credit cards as well

[open pasture]

idk i think title bar is fine

[hollow jackal]

assuring you do pay your debts is the bank's job

[open pasture]

in fact i turned on title bar months ago

[small jungle]

crazy that must've taken so much work to keep track of

[open pasture]

on windows

[small jungle]

windoes what apple doesn't

[hollow jackal]

yea

it is very interesting to me still that credit cards existed before the widespread adoption of the internet

[burnt maple]

uchuuu

[carmine lion]

why everyone in this server have got a nitro?

[hollow jackal]

@burnt maple haiiii

cta

[small jungle]

because we are terminally online brother

[open pasture]

i dont have nitro

[sturdy folio]

tracking... security vulnerabilities... privacy breaches... mediocre ai... yeah you are right

[small jungle]

lol apple dumdum

[open pasture]

dont forget being better in that list

[small jungle]

windows yumyum

[burnt maple]

hii bestie

[pine zephyr]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/120922255865

[dusky forge]

Huh

[sturdy folio]

you mean worse?

[open pasture]

which script

[open pasture]

no

[dusky forge]

Who pinged me

[open pasture]

i fucking hate ios

[sturdy folio]

cuz im very much listing things windows does

[pine zephyr]

which script?

[dusky forge]

[open pasture]

if you had vencord you'd know

[small jungle]

i mean isn't apple just outsourcing it's ai to OpenAI

[carmine lion]

i don't have nitro

[dusky forge]

I was tabbed out on my phone

Im in class rn

[carmine lion]

how i can have nitro free

[burnt maple]

ios bad and they have never used it, or it is for a nerdy reason

[small jungle]

be a discord kitten

[sturdy folio]

for some of its ai yes

[carmine lion]

uh

[sturdy folio]

and thats mostly for answering questions and such

[open pasture]

im on ios rn

[acoustic trellis]

pay

[carmine lion]

i can't

[pine zephyr]

pay me

[acoustic trellis]

be a discord kitten then

[small jungle]

this is the only way dawg

im sorry

[pine zephyr]

bet

[acoustic trellis]

no thanks

[small jungle]

start making cat noises

[open pasture]

i use this phone solely because it was free

[hollow jackal]

free iphone

[open pasture]

not because i like ios

[carmine lion]

i want nitro but everyone don't want give me

[small jungle]

not like i like ios or anything baka

[hollow jackal]

i like my 13 pro, too bad i wont be able to use it by december

[open pasture]

i dont

[acoustic trellis]

because nobody likes beggers

[open pasture]

ios is shit

[carmine lion]

uh???

[pine zephyr]

sells ur phone

[open pasture]

beggars*

[small jungle]

ugh i have so much money and so many free nitros...

[carmine lion]

NUH UH

[acoustic trellis]

my bad

[small jungle]

if only someone begged for it

[open pasture]

begs for nitro cutely

(i dont need it do not give me it

[small jungle]

[pine zephyr]

[carmine lion]

[toxic vessel]

channelselectorsoundeffect, I cannot give you discord nitro

[hollow jackal]

so true oomf lemme switch to a bootlocked android phone with a shitty uncharacteristic reskin OS

[hollow jackal]

*all android phones sold in turkey are like this

it sucks

[carmine lion]

uh what that

[acoustic trellis]

me when change launcher and icons is a thing

[open pasture]

naur

[acoustic trellis]

and then deal with the OS

[small jungle]

should i put a custom rom on my oneplus

[open pasture]

i want a rog phone

🤑

[small jungle]

[open pasture]

i actually dont want any phone

pcs are better

[hollow jackal]

launchers give you like 2.5% of the flexibility of a jailbroken iphone/android with custom rom

[carmine lion]

what is that bro?

[acoustic trellis]

true

[open pasture]

my username

clearly

[toxic vessel]

1234487888696185006's username

[carmine lion]

bruh

[carmine lion]

uh ok

[open pasture]

hurb

[acoustic trellis]

me when @open pasture is channelselectorsoundeffect with the ID of 1234487888696185006

[glad condor]

@vocal sable

[carmine lion]

i watch gulli

[toxic vessel]

Yeah

[hollow jackal]

you're talking some serious shit there for someone who's a 1112373063296753766

[stark herald]

no way its channelselectorsoundeffect in chat hi hii

[hollow jackal]

i, 720406954563862640, am above you

[open pasture]

this guy is clearly <13 can we explode him with bombs

[burnt maple]

Ihttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038550076534042726/1275160162516209684/16c1ad04ccd00e70.gif

[carmine lion]

bru

[toxic vessel]

i personally think 1112373063296753766 are superior

[acoustic trellis]

you being a judge while being 720406954563862640 while I am a 590311200110149653

[carmine lion]

BRO WHAT THAT

[burnt maple]

Don't ask for free nitro

[glass shell]

what's my user id i forgor how to copy ids on phone

[carmine lion]

uh ok

[hollow jackal]

7

[toxic vessel]

682962047675400260

[acoustic trellis]

Vanille :D

[open pasture]

im also on mobile but 682962047675400260

[toxic vessel]

Imagine being on mobile

[open pasture]

im at work

[glass shell]

i don't remember if i have dev mode on

[open pasture]

click profile then click three dots in corner

[toxic vessel]

if the button doesnt show up then dev isnt on

[open pasture]

if there is no copy user id then u dont

[glass shell]

damn i could've sworn i had it on

there we go

[stark herald]

oomfie crashed 💔

[open pasture]

gwa gwa

[toxic vessel]

Free Smiley Dealer 2.0

[hollow jackal]

they're sorry for the inconvenience

[urban elk]

crashed because of oom
husk

[stark herald]

discord went out of memory after leaving it running on the backgronud for 4 hours as well

there may be a memore leak Somewhere

[open pasture]

yes

[hollow jackal]

discord memory rampup theory is real

[open pasture]

i leave discord running for days

without issue

[urban elk]

or you just don't have enough swap in Windows

[stark herald]

maybe it only works if u leave it running in the bg

[glass shell]

dude my school pc only has 4gb of ram i didn't even know they still sold that

[open pasture]

i leave it running in the foreground

[glass shell]

i can barely do anything because windows hogs half of it

[willow heath]

https://fixvx.com/NedSTW_Official/status/1820140498549649622.mp4

[stark herald]

maybe theres some memory leak that gets cleared when u switch channels or something so it only crashes if u dont do anything at all for hours

[hollow jackal]

they still sell celeron laptops with 4gb of ram

[acoustic trellis]

me when psp

[glass shell]

why

who uses those

[open pasture]

16 gb ram should be the default now

[glass shell]

they're not even usable

[hollow jackal]

clueless or poor

[glass shell]

you can't even type words with them

[acoustic trellis]

fuck NO
software shouldnt use this much ram

[open pasture]

erm but it does so lol!

[glass shell]

it takes 5 seconds for my input to be registered

[open pasture]

also like

[willow heath]

i think it should 🙋

[open pasture]

i need lots of ram

[willow heath]

discord should take 32gb ram

[open pasture]

cause

botting games

[hollow jackal]

these things also usually have NVMe like it fucking matters when it can barely handle windows explorer

[open pasture]

how am i supposed to run 117 roblox processes with only 16 gb ram

[woeful kettle]

Spoiler Alert: You don't

[open pasture]

holy shit this pumpkin spice coffee is so Yummy

[open pasture]

clearly

[signal junco]

bread

[open pasture]

thats why i need like 127 gb ram

[jaunty stag]

this is the most random thing ive read all day in this channel

[woeful kettle]

bread

[hollow jackal]

starbucks?

[open pasture]

my cabinet

[hollow jackal]

starbucks at your cabinet?

[open pasture]

no

[hollow jackal]

you're the starbucks??

[open pasture]

i have instant coffee and pumpkin spice creamer

[hollow jackal]

from starbucks?

[open pasture]

no

[hollow jackal]

damn

[open pasture]

starbucks is not involved in the creation of my coffee

[willow heath]

you do actually

[open pasture]

why is the dog named fucking

[woeful kettle]

If you want your PC to die, sure, go ahead

[open pasture]

nuh uh

[hollow jackal]

"he dont bite"

the fucking dawg:

[mystic salmon]

Named after the former name of a town in austria

[open pasture]

6gb ram laptop with windows 11 on it

is it cooked

[stark herald]

holy crap

[mystic salmon]

6gb of ram oh no

[burnt maple]

[open pasture]

nvm i lied

[burnt maple]

Can i bite you

[open pasture]

it has 8gb

but its still so fucking SLOW

oh my GOD

[stark herald]

i went to sleep earlier with all my apps still running and:
vscode went out of memory
discord froze and i needed to force kill the process (probs out of memory as well?)
spotify froze i had to restart it

:/

[sudden sun]

patpat

[open pasture]

yes discord ran out of memory

[stark herald]

omg channelselectorsoundeffect

thats so long

[open pasture]

thats what used to happen to me as well when i left vivaldi open overnight

[crude fern]

neo-anarchism

[signal junco]

Bread

[open pasture]

vivaldi has memory leaks

amazing right

[stark herald]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

y bite me

[stark herald]

yumy

[open pasture]

i am not food,,

[stark herald]

but

tasty

[open pasture]

nop

[stark herald]

aw

[meager python]

i forgot my laptop came with free dropbox https://i.imgur.com/rcoPTlQ.png

[open pasture]

this laptop is running at 90% memory usage

with 8 chrome tabs open

chrome is using 1.5gb of ram

[burnt maple]

@paper gate

[open pasture]

the one eating the mic

[crystal atlas]

the one onnthe right is a criminal

[crude fern]

Guantanamo bay core

[crystal atlas]

he stole catnip

[open pasture]

i love dnb

[small jungle]

32bit supremacy

[open pasture]

i'm actually very straight, idk what i do in this chat

[burnt maple]

https://vxtwitter.com/VRISK4SERKET/status/1838274679255015438

[small jungle]

bitch gimme a fry

[open pasture]

the coffin of andy and leyley was not a bad game

[digital kettle]

help why does it trigger

[open pasture]

cause u said support

[open pasture]

you misspelled masterpiece

[burnt maple]

What did you liked about the game

[open pasture]

true

[open pasture]

idk

[digital kettle]

my pc cant run it i thnik qwq

[bleak violet]

right looks like my husband's cat so I'm voting on that

[crude fern]

it lead me to join vencord

long story.

[open pasture]

crazy

[stark herald]

@open pasture h,hello

[urban elk]

what the hell omfao

[open pasture]

i joined vencord cause i noticed vencord has a discord server

[small jungle]

feeling generous

[stark herald]

wait can u inv me

[crude fern]

oh i didnt use client mods befor

[open pasture]

ur in the server noob

[stark herald]

sarry

[open pasture]

you silly

duck

[small jungle]

everyone on my friends list is in this server anyway

[warped fossil]

yesterday we watched a SovietWomble clip in class

[open pasture]

most everyone on my friends list is not in this server

[warped fossil]

teacher suddenly opened sovietwomble

lol

[open pasture]

i am so full of microplastics, carcinogens, and coffee

[small jungle]

me but red bull

[digital kettle]

can it run on 2c4t cpu

[small jungle]

want to share a cigarette

[open pasture]

no

[small jungle]

wow

[open pasture]

cigarettes r bad!

[stark herald]

im a cigarette

[small jungle]

ur carcinogenphobic

[open pasture]

i hate increasing my risk of cancer raaah

[small jungle]

(it is inevitable )

[outer radish]

but I love sucking on- 🤨 (I cannot continue my statement)

[urban elk]

WHAT

[small jungle]

WHAT

[urban elk]

I just got here

[open pasture]

i love to explode weird peoples organs

[mystic salmon]

My physics teacher painted his nails black and I just noticed

[small jungle]

I'm not weird

[urban elk]

do it to em

[open pasture]

:explode meow0526

[urban elk]

they weren't talking about you dummy

[small jungle]

they literally exploded them 30 minutes ago

eedoit

[open pasture]

idot

[urban elk]

huh

[small jungle]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[warped fossil]

lol tf one of my teachers did too

black too

[small jungle]

🙄

[outer radish]

the real question is: male or female teacher

[mystic salmon]

Male

[urban elk]

bwuh

I'm so eepy

[outer radish]

based

[toxic vessel]

hy

[small jungle]

femoids would never watch based YouTubers

[outer radish]

and SAME to whoever said that and quickly deleted

[toxic vessel]

hi

[small jungle]

1/3 pixel said it

[sturdy folio]

tf are femoids

[open pasture]

my name is now 1/3 pixel

amazing

[stark herald]

hiiiiii

[small jungle]

wouldn't you like to know

[stark herald]

WHAT to call you

[keen junco]

LC.gem what is a femoid

[open pasture]

people of the female kind

[night blaze]

what is a femoid

Femoid is a derogatory term used primarily by members of the incel community to dehumanize women. It's a shortened form of "female humanoid." This term is often used in a negative or misogynistic context, implying that women are merely biological entities and not individuals with complex emotions, thoughts, and experiences.

It's important to note that this term is harmful and promotes harmful stereotypes about women. Such language contributes to a culture of misogyny and can lead to violence against women.

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[warped fossil]

incel term for people of the female gender

[boreal torrent]

johny got automodded

😭

[stark herald]

dont say the word for biological gender

it gets u 10m timeout

[open pasture]

what

[keen junco]

Good

[small jungle]

does it really

[toxic vessel]

yeah we know

[urban elk]

HUSK

[open pasture]

the s word?

[stark herald]

yea

[keen junco]

@warped fossil idiot

[warped fossil]

https://tenor.com/b19h4.gif

[outer radish]

the c- term?

[small jungle]

oh I thought you meant female lmfao

[stark herald]

i freed you this time

[open pasture]

no

s

[stark herald]

not cis

[small jungle]

e

[keen junco]

No I did

[stark herald]

oh

[warped fossil]

this was too funny

[stark herald]

yeah you did

[open pasture]

no

like

the 3 letter S word

.

[stark herald]

just dont talk about it

[urban elk]

so eepy

but can't eep

[outer radish]

the one that ends with x?

[urban elk]

hate

[stark herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1106571031096864789/1196497226525069414/RDT_20240115_1751354136442697274005669.gif

[stark herald]

my curse is working

[open pasture]

the one that rhymes with my name Lex

[small jungle]

so much cyan in chat

[urban elk]

how much more obvious does it have to be

[open pasture]

call me Lex btw!!!!

[boreal torrent]

i'm the trendsetter

[small jungle]

where my myk bros at

[boreal torrent]

i husk then everyone husks afterwards

[toxic vessel]

Okay channelselectorsoundeffect

[stark herald]

OKI

i was about to ask that

[urban elk]

I will fucking make you shed your skin and go through the painful process of getting new skin if you don't take this shit off me

[outer radish]

lexilious the great III

[keen pike]

hi vão cortar minha luz amanhã

[boreal torrent]

hi koriie

[open pasture]

wht

[toxic vessel]

hello

[open pasture]

my name is a shortening of a shortened name

[toxic vessel]

I remeber you

remember

[warped fossil]

how did you even know

[small jungle]

one cube of a pixel

[urban elk]

not loading

[stark herald]

plugin

[keen junco]

I'm sending you back to brazil

[urban elk]

still not loading

[keen junco]

Skill issue

[urban elk]

shitty mobile data

[open pasture]

this pumpkin guy sucks!

[keen pike]

what do you mean back to brazil

[urban elk]

shut up or you're going through the same shedding process

[keen pike]

im in brazil

[open pasture]

u were previously in brazil

[small jungle]

AH I forgot about that plugin I need to add it

[keen junco]

I mean the suburbs

[open pasture]

explode

[urban elk]

bro

[boreal torrent]

i am here

:3

[urban elk]

I just got the most

[boreal torrent]

marvin come to my hood in brazil

[keen junco]

I prefer staying alive

[open pasture]

do not call it latinx

[urban elk]

insane idea to torture someone
but it's like
what the fuck

[open pasture]

KILL the term latinx

[sturdy folio]

no you dont

[boreal torrent]

not for too long

[paper gate]

orang

[keen junco]

I'd die on some deathly illness that my western body is not able to fight off

[paper gate]

@keen junco we will fight in a colosseum

[keen junco]

I remember some German content creator went to Brazil and he had diarrhea everyday from the food

[keen pike]

fake

[boreal torrent]

wtf

[solid edge]

damn these buttons are old

[boreal torrent]

where tf did he eat the food from

[solid edge]

[toxic vessel]

street food?

[open pasture]

any food

i would explode brazil

[boreal torrent]

nope

we have paçoca. you don't.

[open pasture]

idk what that is so

:explode brazil

[willow heath]

I've been to Austria 🙋

[boreal torrent]

awesome food

[open pasture]

obviously not

[small jungle]

landlords are the most oppressed minority

[toxic vessel]

explode

[urban elk]

just imagine they're a desperate Brazilian and they wanna get the fuck out of Brazil so they end up "doing that" and spend a long time having a good life but then everything about that good life literally falls apart or melts
then everything goes dark and they get in a dark room sitting in a chair with a light that only shines at them and not the entire room and then some voice says "it was a dream all along, but now you're back in brazil" and then it fades to white then back to brazil

[small jungle]

I hate rentoids

[open pasture]

ew peanuts

[keen pike]

we have most of the foods you guys have, but better

[keen junco]

There was also an Australian content creator who went to Brazil and got robbed on the first day there

[boreal torrent]

good

[boreal torrent]

bro

[keen pike]

hot dogs 😋

[boreal torrent]

i hate peanuts

[open pasture]

wtf is that

[boreal torrent]

and i love paçoca

[solid edge]

my landlord is pretty cool though
currently being fucked by a shitty tenant