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give pissbot your cookies
tried to play this video on old quicktime, and it said it couldnt play it then the music in the video started playing lmao
waiting for my pr to be accepted
i just watched the cozy role update
same
is been 7 months
yall like this color
new cozyyy
unfortunately
@fallow pawn i made a pr for thanking donators
poo poo color
i do. it's like pottery. pottery is cozy
where
this is vencord
idk if u know me but I don't have an association with the vencord repo
every time a factorial pops up in a meme im so confused then i remember what a factorial is
Rerolled!
@void ivy write a colour generation algorithm that only generates nice colours
i have that but in swift
it's been blue so many times 
generate only pastel colors maybe they'll be good
write a colour generation that limits to 0% value
vreroll-cotd
Rerolled!
cyan
lol
ANOTHER BLUE
lol
vcotdf
lets go
vcotd
it keeps doing blue
oh
turquoise
not 00FFFF tho...
This is a good pr
i dont htink
turkuoise
yall are support helpers now
merge my pr @fallow pawn 
i felt so geniue when
no way
how much cleaner is this? sorry im a beginner photo editor
which pr
NO
Wait can anyone run vcotd?
@fallow pawn can you make vencord 2
not reroll
o
yes but it only tells u the current one
I should be given permission to reroll 
2 more weeks and is 7
I am clearly special (I am not)
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Turkuoise/Turkuoise/page/74B5BFF6-6E6A-42F1-ACA2-61898295CC97 they sell cool towels
if the creator of paint.net sees what i make then i'd probably get called a slur or smth
Thugcord
coodec.s i need codecs I NEED codecs
$5 to set it as the server logo
19h until i can transfer my boost to vencord
why u need to boost here
unironically the booster color is like the worst version of pink
Currently it's doing nothing
i always boost my friend group servers
so
you should boost those instead where they might make a difference
ya i dont think vencord will run out
and it will still do nothing if you boost here
:3
ur boost ur choice tho
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
I don't really have any other servers to boost
not even a friend group server or smth?
the only other place im active in has 35 boosts
boost mine /j
check out my house tour
if it's a based server then maybe
I don't have friend group servers
i have gcs
dms
wtf google removed the total search count
wish i could put my creation as my server pfp but im not wasting $10 on nitro
no thank you discord, i think not having nitro is as sugoi as having it... π
would u wanna go into battle w me
yas
we will win
vns support go here | chat here
would you still go into battle with me if I was a 5'2 anime girl π₯Ίππ

@paper gate
vns would you still go into battle with me if I was a 5'2 anime girl ππ₯Ίπ | no
i dont think thats how it works
:(
@lapis lava @lapis lava @open pasture
you dont work
(:
no gambling
You're right, I don't have a job
i gambled a couple hundred on crowdstrike
NORTH KOREA... IS EVIL!!!!!! react if you agree π°π΅
it striked to the bottom right after
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @worn kelp)
vmute 1h @worn kelp random command spam
Done!
Muted hvnt3rn (@worn kelp) for 1 hour
i dont have
aw i lost money today
make a choice
mkbhd released a wallpaper app
I choose vennie flower
swell decision
wallpaper engine 2
smh i lost money from crowdstrike
Idek
somehow super surprising and not surprising
I hate gambling because when I lose I get sad
- they made an app
- ofc its a wallpaper app
lol
They made outsourced an app
should i get mcdonalds
yes
nah
Do you want mcdonalds?
If you're hungy
iunno
why
weird app
idk i felt like saying nah
Omg is that new super mario bros for the Nintendo DS, released as a launch title for the widely successful Nintendo DS?
im trying chick fil a tmrw
I'm too active here
im too active
It's been like
less than a month since I started being active
winding down

nice pfp :3
uh thank
got a problem with that?
bitch?
my app buddy
We do a little bit of :3
searching ":3" returns results for "3"
tessie, frcoal this user
:frcoal:
@dire bison mkbhd fw carti
fake mkbhd
no?
pink mkbhd
wtf
fym no
tessie,
this user
see my boy would never have an adachi discover weekly
red or black
life savings on red
frcoal
life savings on red
all red?
is that the rreaklkla marked es brownie
Idek
Idk
THIS APP CRASHED MY PHONE
me when i have a pissbaby loser phone that crashes when i open apps:
im the real support helper
:(
holy shit is that world famous tech youtuber marques brownlee
weezer gayming
weezer have you heard of kankan
no
youre lucky that i recently reimplemented hsl2rgb in js
@open pasture
Roald Dinkerson
ill sort it
Destroyed ur app bitch what u gonna do
5/12/25 you being airstriked bitch
marques coming for you
marcles
simon cowell
have you listened to the only good song i have ever released, "living color"! it is out now!
that felt horrible im not doing that again
FUCK YOUR STUPID ASS SONG!
that is ok! korbo loves you
cute
markass brownie my fav tech creator after Linux tech tippos
me when linus tech tips tips over tech
the name of this view super readable
@harsh minnow
still bummed about this event
Hello.
t
t
wow! you're profile is... pretty sugoi π
did you get it from the profile machine?
what
y.. yeah man!
@open pasture
real
shin impact π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
aww they refunded
generation impact π₯
iβve never used a pencil with an instruction manual before
until now
arm impact
arm impact
arm impact π₯
shigimpact
i think when one ui 7 releases imma reset my phone so i can start from fresh
apt install cuda
if someone says hu tao i'm blowing my brains out
probably like the main characters no
@languid marsh whatever happened to good kids in this m.a.a.d city
no
yes
i like the layout
Lmao
original one
Yepp
you just don't like change
gang the current layout is literally fine
this is actually like 10x better then the current layout
I don't want to spend another month and a half trying to find out where discord put all the buttons
how do i unstall it
mad
this current layout is shitty
you need documentation to understand what discord does
it literally is not
also the layout isn't even changed
it's just the design
bro why are there search buttons and forward and back buttons
this isn't official, still in early developmenty
artgggkkggkkkk
how do i unstiall vendor
to go backwards???
hello?
ALT + ARROW
yo...
and there's a search π
@edgy ermine
bro ctrl k exists

i forgot π
also how the fuck did you reply so fast
yo.. not everyone likes doing 50 different key combos
dude
they're called shortcuts
FOR A REASON
those are literally the only two I use
yeah that i can easily put as a button
oh boy now you have to put your hand on your mouse
navigate to the button
and then start typing
when you can just hit ctrl k, then search for the server
great now things are more complicated
haven't you learned anything from the last discord mobile ui update
they suck at this stuff
no??
in fact the backwards, forwards, and search button makes things less confusing
smh
hot opinion: the mobile ui update is actually good
oh brother.......
the mobile ui before the update literally just felt like the desktop ui but scaled down
and it was hard to navigate through things with one hand
bro how the hell are you struggling to navigate a phone UI with one hand
that seems like a problem for your fingers
swipe to reply was also another change that was just better then having to hold down the message to reply
nah I like holding it down
cause now whenever I drag my thumb across the screen even if it was on accident I run the chance of replying to someone without realizing it
and now I have to do more stuff
okay then just disable swipe to reply
Damn, bro doesn't know about launchpad after the YouTube boom in 2016.
yes
oh ew I HATE this thing
time to update discord and see what the hell they've added now
ive never liked installing the client
like, longest time ive probably used pc client is like
4 hours
my iphone just sitting there for banking apps 
i am a linux user and vesktop is undoubtedly better
discord on linux is bullshit
vesktop fixes everything
nacho
Vesktop is significantly better with my one contribution (I made the shiggy gif a local gif instead of discordcdn)
the one that shows up on startup
It wasn't when vesktop was in its earliest stages
I fixed it 
oh brother
they added gemini to gmail
@open pasture they added gemini to gmail 
guh
blehhh
580 dollars
phones and tablets:
discord web also works on mobile
quick reminder
also accessibility
guys
"f" is NOT a word
i will import a jailbroken oled nintendo switch from china for R$ 1200 and sell it for R$ 2100
soon

gn
gn
?
Please convert to better currency 
im the typing god


what kind of pizza
Β₯1100 and Β₯1800
yuan
what currency is r$
cheese pizza
$210 and $380
cp
not bad
Brazilian Real
brazilian real is NOT a real one
oh
The Brazilian real (pl. reais; sign: R$; code: BRL) is the official currency of Brazil. It is subdivided into 100 centavos. The Central Bank of Brazil is the central bank and the issuing authority. The real replaced the cruzeiro real in 1994.
As of April 2019, the real was the twentieth most traded currency.
HAAAAANNKKK
DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK
HAAAAAAANNNKKK
I have one
ughhhhhhhh YOU NEED
TO PAY
MORE
FUCK
no
i refuse to
if you have counterfeit money
is it then brazilian fake
i giv eup
fake brazilian real
my mom wants me to sign up for this NASA camp
I don't even want to
they want my science teacher's phone number π
how the fuck
so technically it's brazilian fake
tuff
you should go
my parents made me do a college preparation class
now you do
a fucking essay
i have to fucking read all of this https://nysl.ptfs.com/aw-server/rest/product/purl/NYSL/s/1774697e-c6c4-4df1-b38f-607450cadaad
its 315 pages breh

@open pasture 

i have
such a good idea
acpi manual reference
π noo
oh yes
time to make this thing suffer
how the fuck do you add a printer on a chromebook
I can add one manually
who fucked up the css
...???
\
why not
I don't have my science teacher's phone number
that's not something I ask π
wait
π
isn't it on the school website normally
okay buddy
discord #1287947775123783714
yeah i saw it
censoring servers you're in 
@late wharf not selfapp
:x: Command "not" is not found
not surprised honestly
idk if that's changed or not
Philippines has an official discord server?
no
did you know that if you google p||stop looking||.com on google
it's not a selfbot lmao
@late wharf give me methamphetamine
:x: Command "give" is not found
and it can't react
@late wharf help
:heart: ->
If you use paid smileys (emojis) in your message, I will correct you.
Type :joy: to try it out!
:scroll: For more commands look at your private messages.
well
privacy
uh
yeah
β
buddy
i do NOT have the patience
to code glx gears
no
i'm busy
i have shit to do
if you ask "like what" istg
Rumia reference
right i'm cloudflare banning your ip address
oh wait
duyde
your ip
not your dns π
warp doesn't modify your ip address
it modifies your dns and routes it through cf ports
warp does NOT modify your IP π£οΈ
maybe hl3's taking so long because they are finally adding the live moss simulation
they used to not
na they're making deadlocked now
it's fun
good. they better test that shit THOROUGH
did you see jake paul got ratioed by gabe newell
mfw when the currently unfinished game has problems
generate a wireguard config for it and use that
mullvad
mullvad > warp
mhm
i can do any illegal activity online because my proxy or vpn or wjateve4 is located at the bottom of the mariana trench
I use warp
mullvad has quantum resistant tunneling now
I can do illegal activity because mullvad
can i have
fuck will the fbi do? swim there?
seeeeeee
i've had that
security theater more than anything
if someone makes a picard reference they're getting mortally wounded
also i do my crimes on a little island in a very deep hole so the feds all just fall in
too bad im going to delete all the packets in the world
the internet has released a new update called cartons
too bad. made my own system
help
you're blind
fix yourself
ive been to the bottom of the mariana trench
did you get your skull crushed
i swam in one breath with no pressure suit
your boyfriend is named mariana trench
nio im not π
what about your nose
yes you are
i have no nose
did you get your nose crushed
nuhu h
someone stole it
so powerful
lemme pull up mah sh
government be damned. i pay them 5 dollars and they gave me my own nation
did water come into your earlobes and kill your braincells?
yes
explains a lot thanks /j
domain != nation
damn. guess im paying 5 more
also icann != government
damn. guess im paying 10 more
vendro
#π₯-vencord-support-π₯ message what plugin is this π
i want to disable mfmfmfmfmfgh
help
think about it. what is the only plugin with "folders" in its name
okay
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)
vhowgay
π You are 32.50% gay
foynd uit
Can We Ban This Guy
yay
that's why the discord minimum age is 13
π lnarion is 57.42% gay
now it's back to the most midest folder ever π
haha
vhg @nocturne bough
you are gay lunarion
π mantikafasi is 26.67% gay
damn
nyhy h
neat part, it dont
vgay @magic root
hm lemme see
vhowgay @magic root
vhowgay @hexed lion
π amb.dev is 32.50% gay
π sam_aroo is 87.72% gay
WGHAT
someone said "what the sigma" near me and it ended up with me suspended for a week and said person with a black eye
i am NOT gay
is 32 low enough
SO based
congrats
vhowgay @open pasture
π lnarion is 57.42% gay
NO
aha
congrats on coming out! @hexed lion
you are gay
vhowgay @open pasture
π wearr. is 22.20% gay
now im' interested
vhowgay
noo
π You are 71.65% gay
π
DARN IT
this is true
this is wrong
im like 30% gay
vhg xinto
π xinto is 39.69% gay
vcat
vhowgay @frank cosmos
π kxcv is 65.51% gay
when discord finally hides locked channel info i feel that we will crumble a little
yes
sseemingly
i mean you arent supposed to see it anyways
vhowgay @open pasture
π lnarion is 57.42% gay
I knew it
i was referring to channels that you cant send messages
but erm
mfw they stop me from seeing things i shouldnt be able to see
hmmm
is this what they teach to kids these days
teach what
peak english
idek
ohh i get it now, like hidden channels
yeah?
what did you do
π
hm, no new plugin requests
its been closed
im still waiting for channelpreview
rip
be the change you want to see in the world
wharrr
literally use your brain for once. please. what do you think that message could possibly mean.
time to chatgpt this
ace combat 7 is discounted at 90%
hey
HEY
I'm bi
what did you expect
I mean true
im bi also
brain hurtie after schol
:(
Failed 1+1 in math
what if we...
π π
no
no
never
NEVER AGAIN
am I ever saying that
lmao
holy shit
also this is a new thing i wasn't lying when i said i was straight
blowing my brains out
mcnutt
wait what?
really?
yes
you like men now?
this is like
probably 2 weeks?
what changed
why cant i see replies on instagram reels comments
Easy fix
Don't use Instagram
gee...
I wonder what influenced that
motivation!11...
I wonder.....
wathc this
@open pasture hi
its not gonna be anything. afaik instagram reels comments are 99% just threats of sexual harassment
lmao
or just restating what happened in the video
is it really a new man if i didn't know the other one was a guy
yes
i'm moving this to dms
I'm much more interested now
lmao
tiramisu
[comments for "person does X"]
"Bro did X π π π "
"ima touch u! insert name of pedophile here π"
"wow thats a good video! click the link in my bio to make your phone explode"
this is the comment section in any video in any short form social media
that's literally just GAY in denial
I mean I like both men and women
so ?
GAY
hi guys
ur gay
I know that im technically gay
but im also technically straight
that's how being bi works
Im a pan so i swing everywhere
Real
I mean I might be pan idrk
this revelation only happened like 2 weeks ago so im still discovering myself
Yeah i went through that as well before realizing i was pan
take your time dont rush yourself
yeha im also pan
guhhh i want a legion go so much
my pfp shape tweens to a frying pan svg

red 40! at least its not red.. 21! ... 21. you stupid. 21. get it? 21. 21!
true
this may be a point lower than my vencord ban
i think i just dented rock bottom
the real vendicated has been in Blumenau, Brazil harvesting honey for years
you'll be stung by a swarm of bees
BORING
tf is that
carrier bloatware
already have!
gotta love it
thank god we don't have that in brazil
what's 9 plus 10?
40
WRONG
Answer is
0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 234. 23. 23465. 234234. 3450. 034965. 96045
2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647.
if I delete the Dictionary would my phone turn dumb?
fucking misread it. i am in agony
-# 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 234. 23. 23465. 234234. 3450. 034965. 96045
2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647. 2147483647.
can you type normally jeez
i love
real
oh oho man Conpuer
@lavish owl 727
boeing 727
GPUWatch
???
Korbo loves you π
@late wharf korbo loves you
:x: Command "korbo" is not found
i love you too
s!korbo
:x: Command "korbo" is not found
gos... im gonna pass out
s!a
b
:x: Command "a" is not found
slab
s!**a
:x: **Command "a" is not found
no way man...
I can feel my phone run faster
no fucking way.
yes fucking way
unsanitized.
sanitized
A camel spider under my shirt
s!
:x: Command "
" is not found
great
yall do you think i might be able to get it timed out
hello graphical artifact
i will sacrifice for science
yippie
if you say a word
you'll get timed out
Korbo loves sacrificing
true
theres ONE exception.
how
invites?
π
one that you end up atill sendi g the message for a sec
:x: Command "https://discord.gg/vencord" is not found
this is the new at kevin
what is this command that thou is using
please don't abuse free smiley to ping everyoneβ’οΈ
:x: Command "https://discord.gg/test" is not found
doint
what is this command
s!@solemn plank
:x: Command "@solemn plank" is not found
chat do I steal my brothers mechanical keyboard and risk loosing my life or do I let him keep it
nop it doesnt get timed out
@solemn plank lol
steal :3
wait chat
does that work
for you
or nah
i mean I already have in my possession
nop
sad
only for freenitroβ’οΈ users
i js wanna teehee :3
s
real

v+ regular @late wharf
@fallow pawn i looked a bit more into the code and it seems like the method i was using can only turn a notched display into an unnotched one
not sure about the other way around
so overβ¦
v+ janitor when
s!The following message is not being forced into me by Vendicated. I am perfectly happy in the Vencord server. I love serving the Vencord community.
:x: Command "The" is not found
Aw
wtf is this bot tho
any way to stop getting Scam Likely Calls?
π
s!@late wharf
:x: Command "@late wharf" is not found
real
s!uwu
:x: Command "uwu" is not found
technically the government doesn't control us, we just let them
real
s!The_following_message_is_not_being_forced_into_me_by_Vendicated._I_am_perfectly_happy_in_the_Vencord_server._I_love_serving_the_Vencord_community.
:x: Command "The_following_message_is_not_being_forced_into_me_by_Vendicated._I_am_perfectly_happy_in_the_Vencord_server._I_love_serving_the_Vencord_community." is not found
There's such a big temperature in my pants I can make a popcorn
I have stolen my brother's keyboard
s!@solemn plank
:x: Command "@solemn plank" is not found
when at every one





