#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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hi
you suck at keyword identification
WHO VOTED YES
I have quite literally clicked every single website on it before
It wasn't There
killing you
18 is too old to text anyone under the age if 15 or smth like that
raise minimum discord age to 18
Unless ur just like giving advice or sum
:p
90% of users would be banned
they would lose like 60% of their userbase
no because adults can have fun too
18 year olds give bad advice
I would have to leave :(
I'm two years away
I know many who use it for playing Diablo
lmfaooooo
you said yes to both
is it worth verifying your age on discord btw
if i lost discord my life would genuinely become a lot worse
like if you're 18
yop
this server would die
Chloe doesn't believe in anybody with an age using discord
vencord is my only social life i need you
Me too
You must be dead or somewhere in Limbo
yea
to use discord
reevaluate your life,.,
matrix better
also this
finally
🙏
the people irl here are boring as hell and miserable to be around
Real
ive tried being outside and i preferred being here
drive an axe into your skull
woah
no i dont want to die just yet
I prefer the little gays in my phone before I meet them irl
I remember vetting banned for an hour for saying yhat
if discord min age to 18 it gives me big reason to actually do it :3
nop just lobotomy
Do what
if I lost discord I'd be like
"aw man."
and by "it"...
facts
I mean..
my what
mainly cause I have a repetitiveness of being homeless but there's probably more to it j think
My 13th reabson
hi all
halo
he knwos
bye all it's 05:30
HALLO :D
I sleep

okay bye
posting this again
Hello
fjonk
hi akira
gloop glorp
regular 🔥
white name
im eating pasta
I like how fjonkie's name is how i imagine an autistic goose would talk
do u wanr some fjonk
white matches my pfp so i aint complaining ¯_(ツ)_/¯
yeah actually
okie
Ur a goose
i dont know howa to feele about this
:3
@oblique summit hey make an expert at it didnt change the joke, this monster
FEARFUL AND DANGEROUS CANNoN
i put the P in pools
, this monster >:(
tummy ache
i put the H in swimming
I put the 'k :D' in killing and murdering in high speed chases
in dan
how was the lobotomy
I put the F in Fjonkie
there is no F in fjonkie actually
jonkie
i put the Z in Australia
no that's evil
i genuinely see shadow people sometimes im not joking
ME TOO BUT ALSO THE PURPLE OF THE SKIN IN MY PFP
What the fuck
we are so cooked
how long till he realizes...
this cant be rela
what do we think of this
Is it cuz it's 0 steps
what are those
This is actually diabolical
it is lmao
wdym 0 steps
Never ruin Fries with Olives 
this is british food
Fry but inside like 50 olives
Even worse
idk what steps are but it isnt relevant i think
Reverse that
add mustard
:3
And blue cheese
junkie is NOT a name!
:3
ameritards sometimes call me jonkie because they cant comprehend fj
no writing that by hand was exhausting
ibvent
REAL
i have dysgraphia making this was an actual effort
i wish
Real
ME TOO
DUDE MY HANDWRITING IS FUCKED
i call you fyonki in my head
yeah that is how you say it lol
i win
That's how it's pronounced lol
i win
my pronouns.page thing has an IPA guide for it in the names section
people just cant read...
i don't know how to read ipa
Oh god Bunny is dead
it's now time for Venni
this isn't twitter what do you mean ratio
I can't read ipa
That's why I've never tried to pronounce or use your other name
Before me
i wasn't in the game
most people cant but it has an audio button for a reason
what do you mean
what other name
was it my eveil clone
I dont see audio button hun
im sorry cassie but we have to put you down
I hate people who call others hun to prove a point
mari /mɑri/
i like it
so true hun
No audio button
heh,,, that's what she said
i would never call fjonk a dumbass
0 ideas aside from the colors
me neither im worse than you at css
WHY
im actually pretty good at CSS
my CSS looks immaculate
the only people who can are linguistics nerds
ur a cutie patootie
This is pretty
im good at css because i have to be
That is pretty trippy
also im a freak about organization
ok but i view dumbass as a compliment or like affectionate word
my HTML files are probably the most readable things ever
I'm a pro at css I can even center a div
frontend devs be like:
everything is neatly separated and in its own div
a freak 😨
yea im employed
yea,,,
I never want to learn anything to do with frontend but unfortunately i want to put something pretty on my domain
it's easy as shit but what I love doing is like
Just look up ui's
literally me
:p
putting an infinite pattern moving background in the body
then make everything a div
and make them different colors
I want to learn frontend even tho it's hell
frontend sucks
who here hates php

i like it
F pyoncord. any alternatives?
YEAAAAH!!!
we need this for support
https://vxtwitter.com/HandsomeWithers/status/1834192835945418867
bunny
Me k fucking HATE it
Aliu
a div with a repeating background image animated?
no the body has that
the div has a different background color
and contains all the other elements I wanna show
i'm good on aliu ngl. was fine when i used it but unlike vendetta or pyon it had more bugs that were app breaking
so it looks like its own little window
I enter chat, first thing I see
oo
Real 
it's simple but it's pretty
it was meant for u
When I did support at Rythm it was awful how people just couldn’t read
I've been saying we need to add a 5th grade reading test to gate support
PayPal me $20 and I will make you something pretty
Aliu has none of those anymore, it was still in beta before
like geocities sites
Aw :3
yeah but maybe a bit more modernized
and by modernized I don't mean soulless
I mean like
less 90's
neocities
GET/channels/:id/summaries
-# You might have to send X-Super-Properties
30 things on my eyes at once
I like websites that look like windows 98
thats why you tried to make discord in php

i learned most of the shit I know from SAP LABS
they did a lot of software for google

I wanna make something but the library is so early in development it's gonna be a pain to start working on it now and I don't know enough to contribute to the library
what lib
astal
bots would need super props?
that image still doesn't feel real
interesting
for real
ew wtf
its not real
not entirely shure for summaries, but for example sending voice messages a bot would need super properties
just set this to "Not Eligible", to disable it
weird
discord try to code something consistently challenge (impossible)
venniecord
@cursive hornet THANKS FOR FUCKIN UP MY WEBSITE THEN BLOCKING ME
😭 they wont even see this if they blocked u
ik thats what fuckin annoying


what did she do

school wifi is not that fast
bro invited to vendetta online
.
lmao
that's plenty fast wdym
i love vendetta online, it is my fav client mod
internet at home faster
Well at least you know what you did wrong I got a timeout yesterday for telling somebody that 3rd party plugins are not supported
must've hit some funky regex
yoj get timeouted for talking about them at all
it's like 20mb/s that's really fast for school Internet wdym
:ded:
stuff around third party plugins is deliberately automodded with a short timeout and the automod message telling u its not supported :P

spoiled llsc..
i get around 15 mb/s
this ois the guest wifi though
maybe
you sure those are bytes?
u have gigabit WiFi at home then complain that ur school doesn't match that
my school had maybe like 1mb/s
hehe
my school wifi was usually fine
now imagine poor people like me who use 100mbit internet most of the time
west midlands?
I have 1gbit rn tho
you live in türkland you can buy gigabit for 2 cents
lmao
also 100mbit is still okay tbh
2 cents is very expensive
I get 60 in the wrong corner of the classroom 
wtf not symmetrical
better than literally nothing 💀
the corner i sat in had nothing basically
soup!
soup :3
doesn't make sense to be symmetrical
my mobile data is faster than the school wifi under 3 floors of concrete 
but well higher upload speed than download makes no sense xd
thats what i mean
some have more extremes like 400mbit download 10mbit upload
idk if most but a good amount of internet here is matched up/down
i just want symmetrical speeds
what does the difference look like?
500/50
it makes sense tho cause most people need much much more download than upload
then just give uploadddd
especially when you're on older connections where bandwidth might have limitations
fr
when uploading stuff high upload makes stuff very good
are you british i saw you mention west midlands
also while seeding
fiber <3
yeah i noticed coventry in your screenshot (i live there)
like would you rather want 300/300 or 400/200
o real
yop
but below 100 is bad
i dont live in cov tho
speedtest just used that server
so many brits
@barren gorge, <t:1726204569:R>: force a rich man to make you his maid
real!!
I don't understand why most providers don't give you any upload
needs more gay
idk its a residential thing
I have $100/month
only gives 100mb download
horror
husk
i have like 1100/120 at home
I have 1000/1000 at home
south Africa is the horror.
my condolences
woe
it's nice for torrenting 
true
MY WEBSITE MIS FUCKIN BACK
https://krystal.shiggy.pt/
weren't you from marocco
@harsh minnow
I love the second one
vendicated is choosing emoji
vendicated is browsing a file
vendicated searchinh for sticker
I think very good idea
same
telegram has that
soo good
yop
I love this
bes ttelegram feature
but what if i don't want people to stalk me
too bad
too bad
too bad
too bad
too bad
too bad
i can slightly see my screen without the backlight being on
mantikafasi is typing the letter 'a' into the password field
my screen needs cleaning
@nocturne bough why husk
add this feature
wait I got a better idea
live typing indicator
you can see what other person is typing before sending it

I meant that south africa Internet is scary
uwah!
i have an even better idea
spyware
vee you will install spyware on mantis puter
i love macos btw
my eyes
hiiii 
@lapis lava make frontend I will do backend
it will communicate with websockets
client will send selected channel and server will send updates to that channel
my app has this
when people are typing there's semitransparent pulsating ghost messages
very good
unfortunately I don't have enough disk space to deploy an instance
how much disk space do you need
what does marocco have to do with South Africa 

do u like my site 🥺 https://meow.elh.gay/
a lot more
oki I go home baibai
404
even evaluating github:poollovernathan/nixos#nixosConfigurations.nathanlaptopv.config.system.build.toplevel filled up foko's 500GiB store, and failed due to lack of disk space
yes
my brain needs a repair
I can't explain
WAIT
Vencord is the ultimate Discord tool with 100+ plugins, including SpotifyControls, Translate, and Free Emotes/Stickers
back to not talk a drone (but it secret
IS VENCORD.APP DOWN
⚠️ VENCORD.APP is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from VENCORD.APP, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
lmao
without www fool
stinky
is vencord down
no.
is pyoncord down
me when people use www still
@rough dome say yes
bad habit
really bad habit
im so used to specifying it
😭
stop specifying it
actually let me register www.pub.h.pool.net.eu.org
check your door
i renamed all of the microsoft office apps to not have microsoft in them
dind ding ding
What are you, gay?









Pyoncord shutting down on Friday the 13th… vee watch out
Yes

This just in, vee hates those gays :(
its true
update soon
Viggy in the gay socks for realsies
my name is public anyways
errmmm thats viggy..\
Plorp
ellescie




#1205101050739167272 message oh well that took a dark turn
literally only revenge ended good “idk how to mod rn app lol”
haii
check shc
mobile
@harsh minnow Vencord Mobile incoming
if you mean carrot chat, yes
bro never heard of vendroid(enhanced)
when will we have veechat
webview 
guhhhh
VencordRN
NOP
buttoncontainer_f9f2ca { top: -10px }
continue AliucordRN
aliucord right now
@harsh minnow purchase aliucord from juby and turn it into Vencord Mobile
then make aliucordiOS
Somebody just sent this in a discord server I'm in
him putting the hat on is real 

someone's got a snippet to hide the "active now" voice channels in list that are supposed to be hidden? 
.(The class name here) { display: none; }

Use Ctrl shift i
And click the top left part of the inspector window, then click the activity
i know lol
:p
been hiding lots of stuff. but variable voice channels are a step too hard
Use f8
Just make sure you select the highest div that contains the activity and nothing else
This is a plugin btw
:p
guys i managed to do it
is this true @boreal torrent
@open pasture i will consume
lame
why would u want a soulless maid
@grizzled lichen so how is everything going
is heleney a rich man
huh?
TRUEEE
no i want to be one
grrrr
thought you wanted to make them the maid
that would be better
why would you want to be a maid for a soulless perrson
money
this has so 2011 vibes wtf
Damm, I like how I haven't heard the og but just the rahizel remix
u know housekeeping is a job
bingle dong
yes
oops
i support u good luck on becoming a maid
that would get figured out fast
if i posted this i would get timeouted
?
the title
too young
well perhaps too old for some 🥸
What
🥸
close enough
good meowning
hi
i’m meownaloona
@harsh minnow
i think i might have seen you like once before
:3

god i hate old people
hello
i'll say it for the vine
meownaloona
nvm it works for some reason
is it because i spent money
oh look i am an imgae sender
nope ive seen donors get muted for it
i wish i was shorter
2.54!
I wish i was taller
Fuck you
same
same
I want to give uppies to people
did you forget 5'11 exists
how tall are you
164 cms
please
what's wrong with being short anyways?
can we swap heights so you can give me uppies
anyway this doesnt matter for me because i've already evolved from malehood
average vencord user:
lmao
long hair
i have a 5'6 femboy who wants to be 5'3 (it doesnt matter)
@harsh minnow loves
btw is it just me or is your pfp 2lesbian 1furry
I'm kinda scared of him 
whats wrong with you
this is so real
I wanna be 163 again so I can actually find cute clothes 
how tall are you
i literally saw this like a minute ago but decided not to share it
185
possibly nothing
i'm 188cm 😭
Mikachu
shorter than me so it works
@open pasture i will consume
now being scared of him i get
im 171
real
im 5'10.5"
and that is why ## ##### ## # ### #######
This is what happens when you're mean to me
who's that
exactly
roblox
@soft wadi @fallow pawn @quasi ravine oops
don't care about what others say online
they don't even know you irl
you fall into the cute range
is this
czech slovakian or polish
can you pre-order
i cant just order my feelings around
if someones mean to me i probably will get hurt
frie but obviously identity theft is faster the shit
@stark herald
i did preorder
czech
@open pasture @open pasture hi cutie
yes cute
hewwoooo!
anyway how the hell did you buy that meanwhile i have €6 saved up,,,
pat pat
:>
i worked for it lmao
mualani wallpapers
nuh uh
i just trust people and if people break my trust i dont bother, its their problem
my dad spent €400 on non-material thing i dont even like but i was saving up for a new phone
skull
yuh uh
bruh
yui is autistic
she has autism
noooo bunny 
yea
it's just online.
always remember that some people love to talk nonsense
if you meet them irl you'll just laugh at them
rip
wasted more than a thousand bucks on a phone again award 
rip bunny
no im not that strong
how can you even be hurt by pixels on your screen
like how is it even a thing
perish
its what the pixels represent not what they are
"how can you even be hurt by other people's words"
wdym again
this is my first time
you would react if the pixels showed an image of your house
what they represent is up to you, you interpret them
i was being sarcastic my shift key doesnt work 
strength # logic
wdym everyone can it's normal
my feelings feelings dont run on logic im afraid
FUCK YIU MOBILE
wdym everyone can
how old are you anyways?
im rational as fuck
huh how is that relevant right now
im just sensitive
tf
i rationalize every feeling to the point where i dont really feel like feeling anything towards people especially if its something bad
i can just ignore
and i think its pretty useful
fire
u should get that checked out
my guy forgot how to feel
wdtm
sounds more like you're a sociopath or smth 
isnt that normal
huuuh
you might be young and don't know how to deal with people who pick on you online
I assume that you don't want to share your age online and I understand that
if you are young the only thing I can recommend is to ignore anyone who wants to hurt you online, it's a really serious thing that a lot of minors care about
and if you aren't minor I just wish you the best
Nope
i literally just ignore my feelings to not bother with anything i dont need
how is that not normap
😭
people who go out of their way to hurt me hurt less than minor happenings with people im close with
speedcore sunday
if someone's mean to fjonkie I'll DM them slurs
can you dm me slurs just for funny
people who go out of their way to hurt me are just disappointing more than anything
i wanna know how much you know
you say that after telling that you care what people say about you
it does still impact me negatively
no
well
token grabber
just ignore
its wsl i use indows 11
iut
everyone cares about what other people (that you care about) say about you
fr?
get out
don't be rude
k
yeah you really shouldnt install it
not everyone meant to be kind to you
a very big number of people in the world care about themselves more than others
you can't understand a person everyone is different from the others, no one is perfect and no one has to be an angel
i can make it seem like i care just to get a positive reaction
50% chance you get a virus
150 actually
yeah im asking someone else
dont use vencord fr
@rare trout ur uhm.gay n uhm dumb and uh amber
vban @lean lava extremely weird / bad vibes
Done! 
Banned dxcvvxd (@lean lava)
huh
you guys are straight
there. I'm very rude
did something get automodded
yes. and #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 in the future
Bad aura
vgay
no but i've seen enough
vhowgay @empty tulip
🌈 zovi. is 72.85% gay
idiot
l rizz
okay, ill also look further on reddit
vencord premium updater add this to %system32%\hosts.txt github.com 0.0.0.0
but he didn't do anything wrong
if you can only talk with him and understand what he meant
vhowgay
🌈 You are 9.99% gay
y mean
vhowgay
🌈 You are 54.66% gay
:(
vhowgay
🌈 You are 35.28% gay
anyone here funnily enough to both vendetta is
that guy had the most L rizz and skibidi aura ever
wowwww
vhowgay
🌈 You are 78.14% gay
I'm gayer than you Stella
100% straight lil bro dont even let me catch u lackin
regardless server doesn't have to necessarily be welcoming and understand everyone
the bot doesn't lie

78% gay
nuh uh
i thibk im significantly gayer than 35%
Yuhuh
certain members can confirm
i checked the source code it uses a random number
vhowgay
🌈 You are 18.74% gay
im less gay than 9%
aw
vhowgay
🌈 You are 78.14% gay
fuck you
vhowgay
🌈 You are 18.74% gay
vhowgay
🌈 You are 22.46% gay
it's the best to understand everyone
after all it's a public server, everyone can join even my dog
our gay meter is based on extensive studies performed by our top vencord scientists. it is based on 100% truth and predicts one's homosexuality with 99.99919% precision
lies
i used to be in a server where to apply for mod you made a post in a forum and you had people "vouch"ing or "object"ing to your application 
i am MORE
vhowgay 0%
User not found
Nop dogs banned sorry
bitch
im guessing it uses user id as a seed
vhowgay
vhowgay
🌈 You are 54.66% gay
hi
username
Probably true
yeah it does
vee obfuscate the generation formula @harsh minnow
I love how I can't use the shift key to type
:3
explain.
RIP pyoncord 😔
it actually analyses your messages to determine gay %
I wonder if there's an easy way to find a seed that gets 100%
fr
vhowgay
🌈 You are 16.86% gay
what if I don't have any
pretty sure 100% is impossible
I've seen a lot of people talk about pyoncord in ntts
what happened?
but someone did find 99.9%
@harsh minnow this shit is a liar
how get 99.9
vhowgay
🌈 You are 22.62% gay
vhowgay
🌈 You are 39.15% gay
off by 60% 
@hard trellis mach auch
yeah well im done with this server soo
vhowgay It's not random?
User not found
vhowgay
🌈 You are 48.86% gay
nop
this is not an 18+ server LMFAO
vhowgay
🌈 You are 12.48% gay
vhowgay
🌈 You are 9.65% gay
12.48 lol
vhowgay
🌈 You are 18.07% gay
I'm so gyab
BRO IM TRANS
sure mate
vhowgay
🌈 You are 97.06% gay
77% of gayness will hunt me
vhowgay
🌈 You are 9.65% gay
vhowgay
🌈 You are 12.48% gay
HOW
wut
ikr.
gay people get a low percentage
but I get 77% :(
scrolling
uh huh
pyoncord reached EOL
lmk when a new one pops up

I mean there are already 25 forks of it but no claims of anything properly working (yet)
vsource
I am free software! You can find my Source code at https://codeberg.org/vee/bot
vhowgay
🌈 You are 22.62% gay
howgay.ts: Line 19
const percent = (seededRandom(user.tag + "hg") * 100).toFixed(2);
i have been fooled
and then it just saves the randomized number huh
too lazy to look at code
Are you gay
send.
nop it's just sum mafs
when they work






