🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[dusky forge]

Start mewing

[solemn plank]

cya

[wraith osprey]

can I have access to apples code repos

I will not leak

[dusky forge]

Can I have it

I will leak it

[signal rose]

can i have

[wraith osprey]

can people stop friendijg me I get scared

[signal rose]

i will eat it

[lapis lava]

so good

[bold adder]

vifd

[neon ferry]

No

[nocturne bough]

titanium watch

[tame thorn]

innovative

[twin linden]

wtf is vifd

[bold adder]

is forgejo down

No

[wraith osprey]

2% titanium plating

[small bramble]

is that like a new js framework?

[lapis lava]

pixel watch unironally feels like apple watch ripoff

[twin linden]

that would be good ngl

[cursive hornet]

BlahaJS

[dusky forge]

it’s just violence

[lapis lava]

titanium watch:

[wraith osprey]

vban

[twin linden]

don't like this color

[bold adder]

no more killing blaj

[twin linden]

give me silver

[dusky forge]

Imagine stealing from a server called ^fmboi^

[wraith osprey]

omg m3 in an apple watch

[wraith osprey]

ai in my watch

[cosmic otter]

my mom screamed when they showed the new rose gold color

[wraith osprey]

she is cooked

[lapis lava]

totally not copied feature

[hollow surge]

vban

[lapis lava]

is she apple fangirl

[cosmic otter]

yes

[wraith osprey]

watchOS 11

[twin linden]

hey siri, pay my taxes

[nocturne bough]

didnt they already have emergency stuff before

[open pasture]

vban @magic oak

[lapis lava]

become like her and your life will be better thanks to Apple

[lapis lava]

thats fall detection

[cosmic otter]

nop

[cursive hornet]

Hey siri, how do I tax evasion

[bold adder]

sorry, i didnt get that

[wraith osprey]

why is she not doing the stance

[nocturne bough]

idk I wouldnt call it copy

[wraith osprey]

Dr apple please do the stance

[wraith osprey]

UR CANADOAN??

[lapis lava]

anyway if apple made it they probably did better than anyone else

[lapis lava]

yop

[wraith osprey]

oh no apple watch is tracking periods now

[lapis lava]

health app alr did this on iphone

[cursive hornet]

Apple Watch will track pms in trans girls

[lapis lava]

oh actually track

[twin linden]

what is pms

[wraith osprey]

american southern States are gonna use this info to jail abortion havers

its jover

[cursive hornet]

Premenstrual syndrome

[lapis lava]

afaik health data is encrypted

[wraith osprey]

julz stop leaning ur ruining the stance

[twin linden]

iphone 20 will release before enmity v3

[jolly temple]

myaa

[wraith osprey]

doubt apple doesnt have a backdoor

[twin linden]

tf

[lapis lava]

apple is known for denying government requests for the most part

[wraith osprey]

wow apple is really betting on their waterproofing on this new watch

[lapis lava]

https://support.apple.com/en-ca/guide/security/sec88be9900f/web

[bold adder]

just put some plastic wrap around your watch

[lapis lava]

apparently if u enable 2FA (required for all apple ids) health data is e2ee

[twin linden]

their watches are pretty good in waterproofing

[cosmic otter]

scuba diving actually has a maximum depth

[wraith osprey]

SMS 2fa?

[cosmic otter]

so it can actually be tuned pretty well

[glass shell]

hi

[wraith osprey]

snorkeling not scuba

[lapis lava]

theyd still need ur password

[tame thorn]

samsung galaxy 10

[cosmic otter]

whatever

[lapis lava]

good luck getting that

at worst use advanced data protection

[hollow surge]

falls
misclicks

[wraith osprey]

give me your password or u get +2 years on your sentence (lie)

[bold adder]

fall again

[lapis lava]

it takes off recovery ability from apple so u need recovery key

stored by you

or you can just not sync the data

[paper gate]

@lapis lava

[wraith osprey]

god watches look so uncomfortable

[lapis lava]

@paper gate will tune in on the Apple event

[paper gate]

nop

[twin linden]

when apple watch ultra comes with a black strap I will buy it

[paper gate]

nothing worth watching for

[cosmic otter]

they do take some getting used to

[wraith osprey]

is the current guy on a fucking green screen in a fake field

[boreal torrent]

Hi

[cosmic otter]

i don't think so

[paper gate]

you are

[lapis lava]

maps update looking fireeee

[hollow surge]

disables health

dies

[wraith osprey]

google maps always tops

[twin linden]

HOLY FUCK IT WILL

[boreal torrent]

lc.tr falir

[twin linden]

YESSSSSSS

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇵🇹  Portuguese   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

go bankrupt

Google Translator • labsCore

[lapis lava]

nop

[wraith osprey]

"diamond like" in other words, buzzword like

[open pasture]

can I put a person on top of it

[lapis lava]

tbh I prefer apple maps

[boreal torrent]

apple will go bankrupt

[barren gorge]

lc.yeatese

[boreal torrent]

vão cortar minha luz amanhã

[twin linden]

APPLE WATCH ULTRA BLACK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[barren gorge]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇵🇹  Portuguese   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

They're going to cut my electricity tomorrow

Google Translator • labsCore

[hollow surge]

lc.tr pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇺🇸  English   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Google Translator • labsCore

[twin linden]

why ur talking portuguese?

[boreal torrent]

guess

[hollow surge]

porque portugues é lingua de foda

[boreal torrent]

pprt cz

cola aq na minha periferia cachorro

[wraith osprey]

3k for a smart watch inc

[hollow surge]

caguei me as calça

[boreal torrent]

L

[twin linden]

L

[cursive hornet]

Is apple sapphire still just glass with a small sapphire content?

[twin linden]

air pods

[boreal torrent]

pirate assimil books

[hollow surge]

you don't need school to learn a language

[twin linden]

hell naw

[boreal torrent]

or buy them

[jolly temple]

or suggest me know who else

[cursive hornet]

Azumanga diaoh Portuguese dub

[wraith osprey]

yum I love corpo buzzword carbon neutral

[hollow surge]

imagine not using your sleep time to do trivial stuff

[twin linden]

vai se foder

[hollow surge]

me fode então camarada

[twin linden]

[cursive hornet]

No rubber tip on new airpods

[boreal torrent]

mano tu n era de menor

q nojo

[wraith osprey]

damn apples ads always feel so silly and fluid

[hollow surge]

virou crime fazer piada

[twin linden]

💀💀💀

[hollow surge]

joker foi preso

[twin linden]

sim

[boreal torrent]

pior que foi

[hollow surge]

jonkler

[wraith osprey]

those go on the pro

[hollow surge]

jonkleber

[twin linden]

apple water when

[wraith osprey]

"we scanned ears and averaged them"

[boreal torrent]

guh im forced to go to school again

[hollow surge]

why does this sound freaky

[cursive hornet]

Fitting more ears is way easier if you just use squishy rubber

[wraith osprey]

google apple

[stray siren]

apple google

[cursive hornet]

Lc.image apple

[night blaze]

Meet Rockit™ apple, your favourite on-the-go snack | Rockit™ Apple

Google Images • labsCore • Page 3/27

[bold adder]

guhhh another day of work

[wraith osprey]

apple should make a search engine and make their walled garden even higher

[twin linden]

new AirPods is like, old AirPods but more expensive

[cursive hornet]

Real

[wraith osprey]

every single apple product

[cursive hornet]

Yop

[twin linden]

at least they changed the iphone slightly

[open pasture]

I will buy 4 pairs !

[twin linden]

oh wait spoiler

[paper gate]

[open pasture]

they added ai.

that’s it.

[wraith osprey]

more unrepairable airpods

[twin linden]

fuck ai

[boreal torrent]

brazilian elections r a joke

[fallow pawn]

?

[paper gate]

apple ewaste

[boreal torrent]

why do they let minors vote

[twin linden]

brazil is a joke

[boreal torrent]

this is so fucking stupid. theyre stupid

[junior ridge]

bwaaa

[paper gate]

what age

[twin linden]

a bad joke.

[boreal torrent]

sixteen

[lapis lava]

new airpods look 🔥

[paper gate]

guh

[twin linden]

HOLY SHIT WIRELESS CHARGING IN AIRPODS

[open pasture]

we’ve had

[fallow pawn]

Apple Intelligence has been available for other models like the iPhone 15 Pro already

[open pasture]

It’s gonna be the main premise of the 16.

trust

[stray siren]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-brazil-grab-poor-car-gif-17372636

[twin linden]

I hate airpods max

[fallow pawn]

You keep saying thats all the iPhone 16 is gonna have while it already exists on an existing model

[twin linden]

the girl lied

[fallow pawn]

[wraith osprey]

apple should fill their phones with a brick of glue to block all attempts at repair

[lapis lava]

@wraith osprey she crumb on my snif til i fer

[wraith osprey]

nO

[cursive hornet]

True

[twin linden]

WHAT

they didn't change the price

[wraith osprey]

omg orange airpods max

[fallow pawn]

dark airpods max

[wraith osprey]

I need

[twin linden]

that's actually pretty good

[lapis lava]

THESE ARE NOT AIRPODS

[twin linden]

ew

[lapis lava]

WHY DO THEY CALL THEM AIRPODS

THEY ARE NOT

[twin linden]

they are airpods max

[wraith osprey]

they air maximized

[crude fern]

pet me

[lapis lava]

AIRPODS ARE EARBUDS

[jolly temple]

/genq

[lapis lava]

NOT headphones

[twin linden]

they kinda suck btw

[fallow pawn]

uve been brainwashed

[wraith osprey]

nop Tim apple says theyre most popular headphones

[crude fern]

code why are you watching apple event.

[fallow pawn]

why care

[twin linden]

cheaper headphones can reach better qualities than airpods max

[fallow pawn]

its fun

[cursive hornet]

Good question

[crude fern]

stop it

[lapis lava]

because you're embracing the company making the best tech known of man

[wraith osprey]

she hearing my lose till I deaf

[twin linden]

its fun

[cursive hornet]

Nop

[boreal torrent]

delusional

[fallow pawn]

how else is apple numero uno....

[lapis lava]

you haven’t been enlightened yet

[fallow pawn]

best technology

[void ivy]

cuz theyre wireless

[rigid obsidian]

acoustic

so your js gonna

ignore

[crude fern]

no pets for you then

[rigid obsidian]

xiaomi, samsung and other great companies?

[sly spear]

What bout their js

[cursive hornet]

Awwww

[twin linden]

apple hear is real

[boreal torrent]

these suck even more

[wraith osprey]

is she saying you need apple airpods to prevent hearing loss

[crude fern]

yk i think we dont need government

[lapis lava]

maybe airphones might be more appropriate name

because they are NOT pods

[boreal torrent]

heck no

[rigid obsidian]

android haters hate

[crude fern]

i think corprate culture was a mistake

[rigid obsidian]

like i care

[void ivy]

samsung kinda sucks as a company and xiaomi isnt really as popular

[boreal torrent]

i dont hate android

[fallow pawn]

stop saying js as a way to say "just" I keep thinking you're talking about JavaScript

[boreal torrent]

Same

[void ivy]

google pixels were alright though, quite liked them

[lapis lava]

true

[void ivy]

but i moved to apple after a while

[wraith osprey]

80% of adults cant afford hearing tests

[rigid obsidian]

m fair

[boreal torrent]

i wish i had a pixel

[lapis lava]

pixels are the iphones of android world

[rigid obsidian]

but

[boreal torrent]

theyre not sold in my country

[wraith osprey]

thanks appl e for saying theyre too Lazt

[cursive hornet]

Real

[rigid obsidian]

opinion on honor

[void ivy]

oh wait what

[boreal torrent]

:c

[rigid obsidian]

?

[void ivy]

can i do a hearing test with my airpods now

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-scarlet-remilia-my-beloved-scarlet-sister-gif-24885085

[void ivy]

amazing

[boreal torrent]

wdym on honor

[wraith osprey]

ok but I can put GrapheneOS on them

[void ivy]

yes

you can

[fallow pawn]

flowercat pinged me 52 times when I was asleep

[crude fern]

the words best and company should not be used together

[rigid obsidian]

good company bad company good products bad products etc.

[cursive hornet]

Yop

[boreal torrent]

bad company good products

[void ivy]

what

who's honor

[wraith osprey]

@fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

yooo airpod has an hearing aid feature

[rigid obsidian]

Honor, the company 🙏

[fallow pawn]

now

kinda cool

[rigid obsidian]

i have an honor x8b

[cursive hornet]

Pet first then I stop

[void ivy]

oh

[junior ridge]

i can finally find out how deaf i am

[sudden sun]

I LOVE MACOS AND APPLE PLATFORMS

[wraith osprey]

ok just get real hearing aid

[void ivy]

huawei spinoff

i see

[jolly temple]

um

[rigid obsidian]

mm

[keen junco]

they can't cut off your petting supplies

[fallow pawn]

airpods though

[edgy ermine]

I forgive flowercat

[void ivy]

bad company then lol

[rigid obsidian]

not sure but ok

[cosmic otter]

showing up to my wedding with airpods in

[wraith osprey]

TRUE I LOVE APPLE

[void ivy]

It was formerly a subsidiary of Huawei, who sold the brand in November 2020.

[fallow pawn]

exactly.....

[sudden sun]

i mean hugo used to be so pissed at hearing aids so this is nice

[rigid obsidian]

honors not that bad, the x8b is a decent phone for me

[edgy ermine]

@sudden sun gm

[sudden sun]

gm

[rigid obsidian]

if it works it works

[cursive hornet]

,

[void ivy]

i said bad company

not bad products

i have no experience with their products but huawei sucks as a company

[sudden sun]

I LOVE APPLE

[wraith osprey]

gwuh its not a launch feature 💀💀💀more apple feature promises

[fallow pawn]

if apple so good where is apple 2

[sudden sun]

i have one of their phoens it sucks

[cosmic otter]

they have to get regulatory approval

[rigid obsidian]

which one

[cosmic otter]

which can take time

[sudden sun]

i want airpods max

[cursive hornet]

Thank

[manic maple]

they keeping their bootlocker hardlocked for no reason

[wraith osprey]

ok delay the launch

[cosmic otter]

no

[crude fern]

watch this https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLec1d3OBbZ8IBeFODHXLy0m0okuZhqJnT

[manic maple]

just cause of that they suck

[void ivy]

company named honor in english
look inside
named glory
????

[cosmic otter]

thats a bad idea

[fallow pawn]

IPHONE

[lapis lava]

iPhone time 🔥

[crude fern]

ok im gonna say a hot take

[cursive hornet]

I have now stopped watching event

[void ivy]

you literally have a word for honor

[rigid obsidian]

you can crack it open 🔥

[crude fern]

all brand loyalty is bad

[fallow pawn]

Also im so behind the stream

[void ivy]

correct!

[crude fern]

whether it apple, android brads, flip phone brands, whatever

[fallow pawn]

Streams on yt somehow adds like 20 seconds of delay

[void ivy]

i have zero brand loyalty

[wraith osprey]

oh no we can't launch the exact same product that we promise will be better after the big bad government says ok

[lapis lava]

you will watch on apple.com

[fallow pawn]

im gooood

[crude fern]

it genuinely annoys me

[void ivy]

i will switch the minute the company does something that affects me

like google

[fallow pawn]

IPHONE 16

[void ivy]

thanks google for lying about your updates

[sudden sun]

OMG

[manic maple]

i dont like that camera bezel

[crude fern]

the closest i have is loyalty to open source amd free projects

[cursive hornet]

Real

[manic maple]

ive had a xiaomi phone for the last 4 years

[fallow pawn]

like the pill?

[manic maple]

si

[lapis lava]

i will shill a product until its bad then ill find an alternative to shill

[crude fern]

because those have a community that ACTUALLY CARE

[wraith osprey]

I stand for the Vencor flag

[robust relic]

pink iphone

looks so pretty

[sturdy folio]

ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON

[lapis lava]

fire colors

[void ivy]

that pink looks hot

[fallow pawn]

funny that 30% of the iphone pill is software

[robust relic]

nuh uh

[sudden sun]

fr

[robust relic]

remember the bixby button

[lapis lava]

isnt that the action button

[jaunty stag]

i feel like all iphone leaks were wrong

[lapis lava]

lol

[wraith osprey]

I have an android app that does the same things lmao

[sudden sun]

apple was using lock as siri for years nothing changed

[fallow pawn]

can we move to the iphone 16 pros

[fallow pawn]

not as good though

[lapis lava]

dynamic island ripoffs on android are soooo ugly

[robust relic]

camera button it is

[jolly temple]

but if you've already said i tried so every direct message hover. #🎨-css-snippets did an interesting thing now”

[robust relic]

thank you apple

[wraith osprey]

literally just is

[robust relic]

oh it’s a slide

sure

[void ivy]

oh thats cool

they made it better

[lapis lava]

"connect to tailnet" button

[void ivy]

ill just use it for silencing though if i upgrade

[crude fern]

apple isnt a person 😭 dont thank them

[fallow pawn]

I will

[lapis lava]

nop

[sturdy folio]

nvm wtf it looked like an ai button

[crude fern]

they cannot feel

[robust relic]

dont care i’ll do anyway

[sturdy folio]

camera button

[lapis lava]

they look good

[fallow pawn]

thank u apple

[sturdy folio]

wtf

[fallow pawn]

apple is a huge entity

[wraith osprey]

ai button horrro

[fallow pawn]

i will thank the entity

[crude fern]

capitalism brainrot

[sudden sun]

i love apple

[lapis lava]

thank the @tough drift

[sturdy folio]

that blue is amazing tho

[lapis lava]

same

[sturdy folio]

i love that blue

[robust relic]

your brainrot is worse man

[sturdy folio]

i wonder about the other colors

[crude fern]

no

[lapis lava]

same i lovee these colors

[robust relic]

a18…..

[crude fern]

surprisingly no.

[robust relic]

come on

[wraith osprey]

I want an orange iphone

[sturdy folio]

that guy sounds like he is sick

damn

[void ivy]

i love these events

[sturdy folio]

go to bed bro

[void ivy]

its so well done

[sturdy folio]

😭

[wraith osprey]

this guy needs to cough Holy

[sturdy folio]

A18

[crude fern]

you say, while getting off to an apple presentation smh

[fallow pawn]

They skipped A17 thats so real

[robust relic]

wtf r you on about

[wraith osprey]

that means its 2x better right

[robust relic]

if only

[fallow pawn]

iphone 15 never had an A17

[wraith osprey]

1nm tech when

[fallow pawn]

We're not at the pros yet

[cursive hornet]

Don't watch Apple Presentation, watch hour long videos of pre-chromebook chromebooks

[robust relic]

30% battery gain 🤨

[wraith osprey]

Jesus Christ they are shilling ai 😭😭😭

[crude fern]

this is me

[crude fern]

watch this series i beg

[cursive hornet]

Please send video of petting the cat

[crude fern]

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLec1d3OBbZ8IBeFODHXLy0m0okuZhqJnT

[robust relic]

15 isnt 15 pro

[void ivy]

okay mr apple

[digital kettle]

hai

[robust relic]

yoooo craig apple

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/megaphone-telephone-gianluigi-buffon-gif-11993327476584664344

[wraith osprey]

hi Ashley from poke

[crude fern]

ive wanted to talk to someone and nerd out about this for months now

[void ivy]

you arent beating many desktop cpus with your phone cpu

[cosmic otter]

we love unlabeled charts

[digital kettle]

why did they go from 17 to 18

[wheat vine]

iPhone 15

All brand names

iPhone 15 (iPhone15,4)
iPhone 15 Plus (iPhone15,5)

Model(s)

A2846, A2847, A3089, A3090, A3092, A3093, A3094, A3096

Latest firmware

18.0 beta 8 (22A5350a)

SoC

A16 chip (arm64e)

Powered by https://appledb.dev

[cursive hornet]

I will watch later

[crude fern]

run away

[robust relic]

17 was in 15 pro only

[fallow pawn]

@near hull

[wraith osprey]

15 pro has 17 they just didnt put it in the base 16 and went straight to 18

[cursive hornet]

Hii

[fallow pawn]

this is not the pro model

[digital kettle]

holy shit is that craig apple

[lapis lava]

hi craig apple

[burnt maple]

I need a new pfpp

[sudden sun]

whats with apple and the scenic locations

lmao

[crude fern]

Ashley it is capitalim brainrot go into gc plssss

[sudden sun]

i love it tho

[burnt maple]

ohhh

I forgot the apple event

[lapis lava]

i should be setting up octoprint but apple event much more important 😭

[burnt maple]

someone tldr until now

[crude fern]

i don't want you worshiping companies :(

[signal rose]

#off-topic-apple-only apparently

[fallow pawn]

iPhone 16

[digital kettle]

new airpods pro 2 goes hard tho

[void ivy]

the events have always been amazingly fantastical

[robust relic]

apple watch series 10 is bigger and thinner than even, airpods 4, airpods 4 with ANC, airpods pro 2 get hearing loss protection, iphone 16 exists

[lapis lava]

apple watch: period tracking, titanium, slimmer but more width/height, better charging
airpods pro: now serve as hearing aids, ANC (on regular model? not sure), hearing loss protection
iphone 16 (now)

[burnt maple]

Omgggggg

I'm crying

my sister has ear issues

[sudden sun]

I LOVE APPLE INTELLIGENCE

[sturdy folio]

apple intelligence now not ip16

[lapis lava]

same they made AI be private

love

[fallow pawn]

ur just a shill llsc

[void ivy]

hang on

[fallow pawn]

we know

[void ivy]

wait

[digital kettle]

i pre-ordered airpods pro 2

[burnt maple]

what's wrong with apple intelligence

[void ivy]

did he say the servers run on apple silicon?

[velvet hill]

bro said pre ordered

that shit released 10 years ago

[sturdy folio]

*models that cant run on your iphone run on apple cloud compute and they say its verifiably private

[void ivy]

like earlier?

[robust relic]

yea

[sudden sun]

thank fucking god they run the servers on renewable energy

[burnt maple]

why not

[robust relic]

they said that in wwdc

[sudden sun]

yuh

[void ivy]

huh

interesting

[sturdy folio]

apparently data is never shared with apple or stored and whatever

[void ivy]

cant wait to buy Apple Server

[fallow pawn]

omg

[lapis lava]

Mac Server

[fallow pawn]

Apple seever

Aneed

[sudden sun]

they're mac minis lol

[digital kettle]

craig is so based tho i love him even if im not a apple fan

[sturdy folio]

ew ai images

ugly as fuck

[void ivy]

i doubt their datacenter is just mac minis

[burnt maple]

how can we revert livestreams

[fallow pawn]

NOOOOOOO

[burnt maple]

please

[jolly temple]

gacha

[crude fern]

hmu when they announce apple pipin two

[sudden sun]

the code for the encryption stuff is open source on github lol

[sturdy folio]

apple disabled it for the video

[manic maple]

@hardy edge otter spotted

[void ivy]

okay thats good for AI

like

[sturdy folio]

ai powered search????

[void ivy]

good usage

[sturdy folio]

damn

[lapis lava]

yop

[manic maple]

i hope they like

[burnt maple]

alternative source

[lapis lava]

these features look fireee

[burnt maple]

because i need some screenshots

[sturdy folio]

okay ai search is smart

damn

[fallow pawn]

thats cool and all apple but you permanently fucked up my photos search

[manic maple]

actually keep up their word about all the privacy claims

[burnt maple]

nvm i found it

[digital kettle]

ok um pro when

[maiden widget]

when get banned for copy and pasting the entrety of battotai

[lapis lava]

i love mail TLDR

[digital kettle]

i need the pro craig can u stop talking about ai bs pls

[sudden sun]

apple so good

[velvet hill]

mail tldr sucks it gave me a 2023 date

instead of 2024

once

[maiden widget]

no bad now die

[lapis lava]

these AI features actually look good tbh

[fallow pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/849461027505438730/cat_go_funnyl_ol.gif

[void ivy]

is that notification thing only in the focus

[velvet hill]

shut up whitename!! shiggy blast!!!!!!

[fallow pawn]

brainwashed

[lapis lava]

@burnt maple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZWS3-Lb86E

[sudden sun]

apple ui so good

[burnt maple]

tyyy

[solemn plank]

if apple is so good then why isnt apple 2 talked about

[manic maple]

if it's 300 euro i'll think about it

(no)

[sturdy folio]

damn im alone

[maiden widget]

smoke weed everyday

[lapis lava]

i very recently got iphone why would I buy new one

[sturdy folio]

fair

[manic maple]

even that looks better

[fallow pawn]

cute and beautiful

[solemn plank]

what the FUCK. why is it so moldy

[void ivy]

okay

thats cool

i like that

[crude fern]

pls dont ping me

here

[void ivy]

siri actually useful now

[maiden widget]

ping

[solemn plank]

did you paste the image thumbnail...

[crude fern]

its very overstimulating

[crude fern]

fuck you, genuinely

[sturdy folio]

omg this is what windows copilot wants to be

[fallow pawn]

siri is still kinda dumb without apple intelligence

[manic maple]

yes

[maiden widget]

addiction ahead

[solemn plank]

gtg

[crude fern]

ty for understanding

[jaunty stag]

german excluded 💔

[sudden sun]

fr

[sturdy folio]

RABBIT M1 CLONE

[sturdy folio]

RABBIT CLONE

[void ivy]

yeah all of what he said was apple intelligence stuff

[sturdy folio]

!!!!

[manic maple]

depending on how much theyve inflated the price this year on the base model this might be a good bang for the buck

[sturdy folio]

RABBIT ON TOP!!!

[jolly temple]

@deep token r friends are shilling ai search on from ohio singing than utau

[manic maple]

[void ivy]

the stuff theyve done with siri is what i want in AI

i dont want image generation

[fallow pawn]

they just destroyed rabbit ai

[robust relic]

rabbit but it’s not a cheap ass android device with a mandatory subscription

[void ivy]

i want it to be helpful

[fallow pawn]

so real

[maiden widget]

https://tenor.com/view/will-robots-take-over-the-world-will-future-robots-and-ai-take-over-how-sci-fi-inspired-science-future-robots-vs-human-gif-19131553

[robust relic]

how useful is the thing they just shown?

[fallow drum]

when is ios 18 coming out fully

[robust relic]

next week

[jaunty trellis]

[sturdy folio]

search GOOGLE????

they put google images into siri..

[void ivy]

extremely

like

[unreal siren]

Chat gpt

[sudden sun]

lmao

[void ivy]

siri understands context

[maiden widget]

ner

[void ivy]

with AppleIntel

[jaunty trellis]

wait what happened

[void ivy]

like actually understands

[manic maple]

apple event

[sudden sun]

apple dropped a bomb

[void ivy]

thats soooo good

[manic maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4

[robust relic]

i kinda wanna replace my 11

but 1. im broke

[fallow pawn]

Is it over for me

[manic maple]

i'll keep my xiaomi for a year or two more

[robust relic]

and 2. why

[jaunty trellis]

like actually a bomb or some cool niche thing everyone is gonna forget about in 2 months

[sudden sun]

wdym

[manic maple]

it's stupid to buy an iphone that just released

[sudden sun]

bomb bomb

[fallow pawn]

they're dropping a bomb

[sudden sun]

o

[sturdy folio]

rabbit but good, and they made siri a LAM (it can actually do stuff on your phone, example they gave was "send emma images of the bbq" which would send emma images of your bbq)

[jaunty trellis]

elaborate

[void ivy]

tum

yum

sapphire

[velvet hill]

i would buy like the 3rd last iphone

[fallow pawn]

apple branded nuke

[burnt maple]

oh wow visual intelligence is cool too

[velvet hill]

or 2nd last

[manic maple]

id wait like

a year or two

[velvet hill]

dependingo n how rich i am atm

[sudden sun]

apple intelligence look at lewi's messages

[sly spear]

@slender isle https://www.reddit.com/r/unixporn/comments/1fcqpz3/hyprland_its_my_first_rice_and_im_pretty_much/#lightbox bro got on r/unixporn

[maiden widget]

DIE APPLE SUSCKS UNIX IS BETTER ANDROID IS BETTER STOP 🤬 ANDROID uNIX

[velvet hill]

i got a 13 when the 14 just released

next phone ill get is probably 15

[manic maple]

yea thats what id do

[velvet hill]

in a few years

[fallow pawn]

android unix

[wraith osprey]

honestly I'd buy an iphone if I could just actually use custom apps without their bullshit

[robust relic]

how long will it take for google to copy this

[jaunty trellis]

so they made siri better now?

[velvet hill]

ikr

[manic maple]

si

[lapis lava]

i have 13

good enough

[void ivy]

WELCOME BACK 3D TOUCH

[velvet hill]

its annoying but ngl i just deal with it

[jolly temple]

bwa

[robust relic]

LMAO

[maiden widget]

👍

[jaunty trellis]

anything else?

[manic maple]

i have a xiaomi

[sturdy folio]

i really like this design where it integrates with the border of the screen

[sturdy folio]

SO TRUE

[lapis lava]

tbh i use sidestore+livecontainer and got used to it

[robust relic]

48mp on base model

[void ivy]

ITS ACTUALLY 3D TOUCH BUT BETTER

[robust relic]

nice

[burnt maple]

😭

[velvet hill]

i wish that button was only for pro/pro max

[sturdy folio]

3D TOUCH WAS ALREADY GOOD!!!

[velvet hill]

its useless on normal iphone imo

[lapis lava]

so i don't care about sideloading idk

[velvet hill]

hot take?

[manic maple]

emmm

[robust relic]

they’ll find another gimmick for pro

dw

[sudden sun]

these camera controls are nice

[manic maple]

on the iphone specifically idk

[sudden sun]

i like them

[burnt maple]

When are we getting iphone 16 pro and pro max

[lapis lava]

same

[void ivy]

yeah its like what it does with the volume buttons now its nice

[manic maple]

they chanbged the bezel

[sudden sun]

in a min

[void ivy]

NOW ITS TAPTIC ENGINE POWERED ITS SO GOOD

[burnt maple]

[sturdy folio]

why, apple wouldnt decrease the price anyway so its just a better deal for people who buy the normal model

[fallow pawn]

the volume buttons thing is super weird imo

[sturdy folio]

yea :3

[robust relic]

iphone 8 moment

[wraith osprey]

wait 3d touch is back???

[digital kettle]

apple users when they learn on-screen fingerprint exists (why dont they add it 😭 )

[sturdy folio]

its only on a single physical button

to allow for more controls

[wraith osprey]

guyuyhhhh

[velvet hill]

i think it would be unnecessary cause i feel like photographers (the target audience) would already buy the pro/max versions

can you rebind the camera button

[sturdy folio]

prob not

[fallow pawn]

because apple prefers faceid

[robust relic]

doubt

[wraith osprey]

bro actually like fr the newest pixel is so good with it

[digital kettle]

apple is stupid

[velvet hill]

guh silly addition imo

[jaunty trellis]

faceid so bad

[manic maple]

its so convenient to open my phone with the fingerprint sensor

[sturdy folio]

because it fucking sucks compared to face id

[fallow pawn]

faceid so good

[sudden sun]

whats wrong with face id its nice

[velvet hill]

face id so good

[manic maple]

on my phone its on the power button too so i just

pick up my phone and boom its unlocked

[burnt maple]

Face id so good too

[lapis lava]

30 seconds

[wraith osprey]

u can hit the touch id while pulling the phone out of your pocket

[burnt maple]

frogge

[sudden sun]

but face id is instant anyways

[void ivy]

fingerprint sensors in screen can sometimes be less reliable and face id is fast enough :p

[fallow drum]

when are the iphones coming out

[sturdy folio]

people who say they want touch id back have never tried face id i think it works so extremely well

[fallow drum]

i’m not watching lol

[sturdy folio]

i never want fingerprint back

[sudden sun]

fr

[robust relic]

cuz looking at my phone to open it instead of trying to get an in-screen touch id to find my finger is faster and more secure

[void ivy]

like you just look at your phone and ur good

[fallow drum]

but i am buying the iphone 16 pro when it releases

[burnt maple]

Me tooo

[robust relic]

touch the screen once and it wakes up

[sudden sun]

i may get a new phone o

[sturdy folio]

face id is literally instant most of the times!! even in shit lighting

[burnt maple]

I hope they'd release a pink model

[robust relic]

lift it to look at it

[jolly temple]

enjoy

[robust relic]

boom its unlocked

[sudden sun]

iphone 16 is pink

[void ivy]

yeah cuz IR

:3

[robust relic]

there is a pink model

[wraith osprey]

horror spacial photos

[void ivy]

you can see the sensors at night

[fallow drum]

face id is so so quick on my iphone 14 it’s literally insane as soon as i pick it up no matter the conditions it will instantly unlock

[rare trout]

Has anyone been watching the event

[digital kettle]

i am buying the s25 when it releases probably

[burnt maple]

I think that's only 16 and 16 plus

[void ivy]

yeah same

[sturdy folio]

exactly

[void ivy]

15pm

[fallow pawn]

faceid doesnt need it to be lit up

[sturdy folio]

same on my 14pro

[robust relic]

a

we’ll see

[wraith osprey]

OMG SHES HOLDING A PINK IPHONE

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/tenshi-hinanawi-touhou-touhou-project-rock-drinking-gif-2861013726506697482

[sturdy folio]

pink

[fallow pawn]

its not like its taking a picture

[sturdy folio]

pink

PINK

PINK

[void ivy]

considering that it auto wakes up when i pick it up

like

[velvet hill]

face id works with infra red not camera btw, so its not depending on light

[fallow drum]

i hated on screen touch id but back of phone touch id i actually did love but still not as quick

[burnt maple]

That pink is ugly hue

[velvet hill]

thats why facial recognition sucks on androids

[void ivy]

i can just swipe up because its already unlocked

[sturdy folio]

might be the lighting

[digital kettle]

hot take: apple sucks

[fallow drum]

anyways when does iphone 16 release

[sturdy folio]

they only showed the blue one up close

[sturdy folio]

pre orders probably this week

[robust relic]

depends what you’re talking about exactly

[velvet hill]

cancel ur airpods then 👽

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-scarlet-remilia-my-beloved-scarlet-sister-gif-24885106

[fallow pawn]

I love apple

[burnt maple]

apfel

[robust relic]

true

[digital kettle]

ok

[fallow drum]

apple sucks company wise but they are amazing with all of their technology

[sturdy folio]

apple is expensive yes but damn all their shit is amazing

[wraith osprey]

hell nah iphone gaming

[sudden sun]

yea

[robust relic]

move to pro models already

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1280597024978239559/O67LBfi.gif

[robust relic]

aaaaa

[fallow pawn]

we need 240hz phones

[burnt maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1280597024978239559/O67LBfi.gif

[sturdy folio]

GENSHIT

IMAPCT

[burnt maple]

trueeeeee

[digital kettle]

iphone 15 sucks

[sudden sun]

raytracing

[burnt maple]

(It's not genshin)

[fallow drum]

well yeah

everyone knows iphone 15 sucks

[sturdy folio]

fuck

[sudden sun]

wtf war thunder mobile

[sudden sun]

why so mean

:c

[sturdy folio]

ray tracing

RAY TRACING

mobile ray tracing

apple = nvidia confirmed??

[burnt maple]

when are we getting mualani reference in apple event

[crude fern]

hot take: all companies sucks

[jolly temple]

(is actually be 20cm shorter

[sudden sun]

crazy

[wraith osprey]

did y'all see someone got the EU stores working on na ios

[weak vale]

AAAH gaming

[sudden sun]

ikr

[jaunty stag]

nop

[robust relic]

iirc that was on the 14 pro already

[fallow pawn]

wtf are those controllers

[sturdy folio]

idkk 😭

[fallow pawn]

apple controllers

[sturdy folio]

honor of kings world

what the fuck

[robust relic]

they’re 3rd party

[fallow pawn]

nintendo switch competitor

[robust relic]

thankfully

[wraith osprey]

genshin tripple a

[sturdy folio]

mobile gayming

[lapis lava]

this event is sponsored by tencent

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-scarlet-remilia-my-beloved-scarlet-sister-gif-24885106

[fallow pawn]

minecraft on this thing sounds crazy

[robust relic]

bedrock mobile still sucks tho…

[sturdy folio]

safety...

apple woke

[sudden sun]

thats a lie ios 18 is bad for power

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/chungy-blush-happy-excited-squee-gif-1460581419993478319

[lapis lava]

love 911 thing

[hollow surge]

very beautiful
very powerfu

yo fakka met octo piemelneus

[burnt maple]

omg satellite so good

[lapis lava]

imessage satellite?

loveeeee

[fallow pawn]

hop on pojav

[hollow surge]

satellite very beautiful

[burnt maple]

Can i send a snap in antartica

[hollow surge]

very powerful

[sudden sun]

this has been around for a while iirc

[robust relic]

yes

[sturdy folio]

images for 911

[burnt maple]

austria supports it too

[sturdy folio]

only took a billion years 😭

[velvet hill]

refresh rate doesnt matter on iphone

epic huskbait

[fallow pawn]

WTF VIDEOS FOR 911

[lapis lava]

find my satellite my beloved

[fallow pawn]

is their technology finally improving

[sudden sun]

HOLY SHIT UK SAT

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/reisen-junko-touhou-chubby-cheeks-cute-gif-17882257

[robust relic]

it’s smooth enough

[sturdy folio]

have fun with the tldr

[sudden sun]

@proud rampart

[fallow pawn]

I feel like government technology is still like 20 years behind

[fallow drum]

where is iphone 16 pro max

[sturdy folio]

iphone 16 trailer

[robust relic]

soon

[sturdy folio]

PINK!

[velvet hill]

ireland infrastrucutre would explode if someone tried using satellite here i think

[sturdy folio]

why they goin through a car wash tho

[lapis lava]

tim cook cancelled

why are they promoting distracted driving

[velvet hill]

FIRE

i hope they show a beer next

[jolly temple]

smh, make me 500 dollars

[velvet hill]

😋

[sturdy folio]

ARE THE HUMANS 3D ANIMATED???

[sinful flame]

i don't think the person is the one driving

[lapis lava]

they're at front seat 😭

[burnt maple]

I love how apple waited 1 and a half years before hopping on the ai trend

[sturdy folio]

froggy

[weak vale]

nah they used a microscopic drone

[robust relic]

and they did a really good job at it

[lapis lava]

they waited one and half years but made the best AI tools ive ever seen in any device

[fallow pawn]

The production quality on apple commercials and presentations is crazy

they should make a movie

[lapis lava]

average apple strategy

[sturdy folio]

thats what apple always does!

[robust relic]

apple tv+

[sturdy folio]

yea it is

[lapis lava]

wait decades to release mainstream feature but make it better than anyone else

[cosmic otter]

we're gonna see new levels of laziness

[fallow pawn]

the apple movie

[jaunty stag]

cheaper than I expected

[robust relic]

YES

PRO ONES

[burnt maple]

Isn't it always the same price

[sturdy folio]

up to 800 dollars off for 12+

[robust relic]

lets go yall

[burnt maple]

Omg pro

[fallow pawn]

they kinda vary on price on the non-pros

[weak vale]

800 off is crazy

[cosmic otter]

i can't wait for the flood of slop once grandmas get access to ai images

[sudden sun]

PRO PHONES

[robust relic]

what did they cook

[sudden sun]

FINALLY

[sudden sun]

gorn

[sturdy folio]

BREAKTHROUGH INNOVATION

for pro models

[robust relic]

same camera button as normal one

letsgo

[fallow pawn]

the pro models is gonna look ljke the last few generations

Watch

[sudden sun]

i require iphone 16 pro max

shiny

[fallow pawn]

wow so much different

xD

[sudden sun]

fr

[sturdy folio]

Pro:

• better internals
• we changed nothing else
• might be bigger (optional)

[cosmic otter]

resist the urge to buy shiny new phone

[robust relic]

lol

[sudden sun]

lmao true

[sudden sun]

ikr

[cosmic otter]

your phone probably works fine as is

[sturdy folio]

cant im buying this lol

[robust relic]

ok tbh

[sudden sun]

apple in the dark

[robust relic]

borders are almost gone

[fallow pawn]

my iphone 11 is on its knees

[robust relic]

and so is mine xD

[sudden sun]

my iphone 12 pro is gonna explod

[open pasture]

Hello everyones favorite ceo back, to tell you to buy nitro

[robust relic]

but it still works

[fallow pawn]

though it probably still has like 2 years

[open pasture]

my oneplus 7t is thriving

[cosmic otter]

i do not think you need it

[fallow pawn]

until it fully turns shit

[lapis lava]

okay i need to tune out

[sturdy folio]

yea i dont but my current phone contract will expire in a month so i can get a new one with the phone included

[weak vale]

MICROBLASTED

[burnt maple]

I think i'm getting the desert one

It's so pretty

[jolly temple]

[burnt maple]

I love

[weak vale]

i just microblasted everywhere

[sturdy folio]

• titanium
• titanium
• titanium
• also titanium

DO PROS GET THE NEW COLORS??

tim better watch out if not

[cosmic otter]

i love lithium mines

[burnt maple]

[fallow pawn]

flowe

[sturdy folio]

am i the only one who loves how apple internals look

[burnt maple]

when are we getting mualani reference

[open pasture]

rheyre just calling it pretty

[glass shell]

hi all

[sturdy folio]

everything looks so neat and tidy

[fallow pawn]

me

[open pasture]

its not nice to work on though i think

[fallow pawn]

please apple youve already shown this off

[sturdy folio]

just dont break it !!!

[cosmic otter]

can't wait for summaries to just make stuff up

[fallow drum]

i love my current phone and nothing will ever beat the iphone 14 pro purple but i need a new phone because my mom wants me off of her plan lmao so i’m just gonna use my apple card to finance a new phone

[sturdy folio]

is this better ai search for pro models orrr

[burnt maple]

Omggg

[open pasture]

battery degradation:

[open pasture]

sounds like it

[fallow drum]

i may just go for the iphone 15 pro max though ngl

[cosmic otter]

can you not transfer the phone

[open pasture]

ok yeah they just made it bigger

[fallow drum]

no lol i go through a different carrier

[cosmic otter]

guhh

[fallow pawn]

a18 pro

[sturdy folio]

A18 pro

[weak vale]

uh oh chip talk ZZZ

[sudden sun]

im with you dw

[fallow pawn]

apple loves the pro name

[burnt maple]

samara pro max

[fallow drum]

the rosie pro max soon

[sudden sun]

a18 pro

[sturdy folio]

weird ass heart

[fallow drum]

man

[fallow pawn]

lily pro max ultra

[open pasture]

kevin