#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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cya
can i have
can people stop friendijg me I get scared
i will eat it
so good
vifd
No
titanium watch
innovative
wtf is vifd
2% titanium plating
is that like a new js framework? 
pixel watch unironally feels like apple watch ripoff
that would be good ngl
BlahaJS
it’s just violence
vban
don't like this color
no more killing blaj
give me silver
Imagine stealing from a server called ^fmboi^
omg m3 in an apple watch
ai in my watch
my mom screamed when they showed the new rose gold color
she is cooked
totally not copied feature
vban
is she apple fangirl
yes
watchOS 11
hey siri, pay my taxes
didnt they already have emergency stuff before
vban @magic oak
become like her and your life will be better thanks to Apple
thats fall detection
nop
Hey siri, how do I tax evasion
sorry, i didnt get that
why is she not doing the stance
idk I wouldnt call it copy
Dr apple please do the stance
UR CANADOAN??
anyway if apple made it they probably did better than anyone else
yop
oh no apple watch is tracking periods now
health app alr did this on iphone
Apple Watch will track pms in trans girls
oh actually track
what is pms
american southern States are gonna use this info to jail abortion havers
its jover
Premenstrual syndrome
afaik health data is encrypted
julz stop leaning ur ruining the stance
iphone 20 will release before enmity v3
myaa
doubt apple doesnt have a backdoor
tf
apple is known for denying government requests for the most part
wow apple is really betting on their waterproofing on this new watch
HealthKit provides a secure central repository for health and fitness data on iPhone and Apple Watch.
apparently if u enable 2FA (required for all apple ids) health data is e2ee
their watches are pretty good in waterproofing
scuba diving actually has a maximum depth
SMS 2fa?
so it can actually be tuned pretty well
hi
snorkeling not scuba
theyd still need ur password
samsung galaxy 10
whatever
falls
misclicks
give me your password or u get +2 years on your sentence (lie)
fall again
it takes off recovery ability from apple so u need recovery key
stored by you
or you can just not sync the data 
@lapis lava
god watches look so uncomfortable
@paper gate will tune in on the Apple event
nop
when apple watch ultra comes with a black strap I will buy it
nothing worth watching for
they do take some getting used to
is the current guy on a fucking green screen in a fake field
Hi
i don't think so
you are
maps update looking fireeee
google maps always tops
HOLY FUCK IT WILL
YESSSSSSS
<:i:1263591655143903314> 🇵🇹 Portuguese <:i:1263590004886863902> 🇺🇸 English
go bankrupt
nop
"diamond like" in other words, buzzword like
can I put a person on top of it
tbh I prefer apple maps
apple will go bankrupt
lc.yeatese
vão cortar minha luz amanhã
APPLE WATCH ULTRA BLACK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
<:i:1263591655143903314> 🇵🇹 Portuguese <:i:1263590004886863902> 🇺🇸 English
They're going to cut my electricity tomorrow
<:i:1263591655143903314> 🇺🇸 English <:i:1263590004886863902> 🇺🇸 English
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
why ur talking portuguese?
guess
porque portugues é lingua de foda
3k for a smart watch inc
caguei me as calça
L
L
Is apple sapphire still just glass with a small sapphire content?
air pods
pirate assimil books
you don't need school to learn a language
hell naw
or buy them
or suggest me know who else
Azumanga diaoh Portuguese dub
yum I love corpo buzzword carbon neutral
imagine not using your sleep time to do trivial stuff
vai se foder 
me fode então camarada

No rubber tip on new airpods
damn apples ads always feel so silly and fluid
virou crime fazer piada
💀💀💀
joker foi preso
sim
pior que foi
jonkler
those go on the pro
jonkleber
apple water when
"we scanned ears and averaged them"
guh im forced to go to school again
why does this sound freaky
Fitting more ears is way easier if you just use squishy rubber
google apple
apple google
Lc.image apple
guhhh another day of work
apple should make a search engine and make their walled garden even higher
new AirPods is like, old AirPods but more expensive
Real
every single apple product
Yop
at least they changed the iphone slightly
I will buy 4 pairs !
oh wait spoiler

more unrepairable airpods
fuck ai
brazilian elections r a joke
?
apple ewaste
why do they let minors vote
brazil is a joke
this is so fucking stupid. theyre stupid
bwaaa
what age
a bad joke.
sixteen
new airpods look 🔥
guh
HOLY SHIT WIRELESS CHARGING IN AIRPODS
we’ve had
Apple Intelligence has been available for other models like the iPhone 15 Pro already
It’s gonna be the main premise of the 16.
trust
I hate airpods max
You keep saying thats all the iPhone 16 is gonna have while it already exists on an existing model
the girl lied

apple should fill their phones with a brick of glue to block all attempts at repair
@wraith osprey she crumb on my snif til i fer
nO
True
omg orange airpods max
dark airpods max
I need
that's actually pretty good
THESE ARE NOT AIRPODS
ew
they are airpods max
they air maximized
pet me
AIRPODS ARE EARBUDS
/genq
NOT headphones
they kinda suck btw
uve been brainwashed
nop Tim apple says theyre most popular headphones
code why are you watching apple event.
why care
cheaper headphones can reach better qualities than airpods max
its fun
Good question
stop it
because you're embracing the company making the best tech known of man
she hearing my lose till I deaf
its fun
Nop
delusional
how else is apple numero uno....
you haven’t been enlightened yet
best technology
cuz theyre wireless
acoustic
so your js gonna
ignore
no pets for you then
xiaomi, samsung and other great companies?
What bout their js
Awwww
apple hear is real
these suck even more
is she saying you need apple airpods to prevent hearing loss
yk i think we dont need government
heck no
android haters hate
i think corprate culture was a mistake
like i care
samsung kinda sucks as a company and xiaomi isnt really as popular
i dont hate android
stop saying js as a way to say "just" I keep thinking you're talking about JavaScript
Same
google pixels were alright though, quite liked them
true
but i moved to apple after a while
80% of adults cant afford hearing tests
m fair
i wish i had a pixel
pixels are the iphones of android world
but
theyre not sold in my country
thanks appl e for saying theyre too Lazt
Real
opinion on honor
oh wait what
:c
?
can i do a hearing test with my airpods now
amazing
wdym on honor
ok but I can put GrapheneOS on them
flowercat pinged me 52 times when I was asleep
the words best and company should not be used together
good company bad company good products bad products etc.
Yop
bad company good products
what
who's honor
@fallow pawn
yooo airpod has an hearing aid feature
Honor, the company 🙏
i have an honor x8b
Pet first then I stop
oh
i can finally find out how deaf i am
I LOVE MACOS AND APPLE PLATFORMS
ok just get real hearing aid
um
mm
they can't cut off your petting supplies
airpods though
I forgive flowercat
bad company then lol
not sure but ok
showing up to my wedding with airpods in
TRUE I LOVE APPLE
It was formerly a subsidiary of Huawei, who sold the brand in November 2020.
exactly.....
i mean hugo used to be so pissed at hearing aids so this is nice
honors not that bad, the x8b is a decent phone for me
@sudden sun gm
gm
if it works it works
,
i said bad company
not bad products
i have no experience with their products but huawei sucks as a company
I LOVE APPLE
gwuh its not a launch feature 💀💀💀more apple feature promises
if apple so good where is apple 2
i have one of their phoens it sucks
they have to get regulatory approval
which one
which can take time
i want airpods max
Thank
they keeping their bootlocker hardlocked for no reason
ok delay the launch
no
just cause of that they suck
company named honor in english
look inside
named glory
????
thats a bad idea
IPHONE
iPhone time 🔥
ok im gonna say a hot take
I have now stopped watching event
you literally have a word for honor
you can crack it open 🔥
all brand loyalty is bad
Also im so behind the stream
correct!
whether it apple, android brads, flip phone brands, whatever
Streams on yt somehow adds like 20 seconds of delay
i have zero brand loyalty
oh no we can't launch the exact same product that we promise will be better after the big bad government says ok
you will watch on apple.com
im gooood
it genuinely annoys me
IPHONE 16
thanks google for lying about your updates
OMG
i dont like that camera bezel
the closest i have is loyalty to open source amd free projects
Real
ive had a xiaomi phone for the last 4 years
like the pill?
si
i will shill a product until its bad then ill find an alternative to shill 
because those have a community that ACTUALLY CARE
I stand for the Vencor flag
ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON ITS AN AI BUTTON
fire colors
that pink looks hot
funny that 30% of the iphone pill is software
nuh uh
fr
remember the bixby button
isnt that the action button
i feel like all iphone leaks were wrong
lol
I have an android app that does the same things lmao
apple was using lock as siri for years nothing changed
can we move to the iphone 16 pros
not as good though
dynamic island ripoffs on android are soooo ugly
camera button it is
but if you've already said i tried so every direct message hover. #🎨-css-snippets did an interesting thing now”
thank you apple
literally just is
"connect to tailnet" button 
ill just use it for silencing though if i upgrade
apple isnt a person 😭 dont thank them
I will
nop
nvm wtf it looked like an ai button
they cannot feel
dont care i’ll do anyway
camera button
they look good
thank u apple
wtf
apple is a huge entity
ai button horrro
i will thank the entity
i love apple
thank the @tough drift
that blue is amazing tho
same
i love that blue
your brainrot is worse man
i wonder about the other colors
no
same i lovee these colors
a18…..
surprisingly no.
come on
I want an orange iphone
i love these events
go to bed bro
its so well done
😭
this guy needs to cough Holy
A18
you say, while getting off to an apple presentation smh
They skipped A17 thats so real
wtf r you on about
that means its 2x better right
if only
iphone 15 never had an A17
1nm tech when
We're not at the pros yet
Don't watch Apple Presentation, watch hour long videos of pre-chromebook chromebooks
30% battery gain 🤨
Jesus Christ they are shilling ai 😭😭😭
this is me
watch this series i beg
Please send video of petting the cat
15 isnt 15 pro
okay mr apple
hai
yoooo craig apple
hi Ashley from poke
ive wanted to talk to someone and nerd out about this for months now
you arent beating many desktop cpus with your phone cpu
we love unlabeled charts
why did they go from 17 to 18
I will watch later
run away
17 was in 15 pro only
@near hull
15 pro has 17 they just didnt put it in the base 16 and went straight to 18
Hii
this is not the pro model
holy shit is that craig apple
hi craig apple
I need a new pfpp
Ashley it is capitalim brainrot go into gc plssss
i love it tho
i should be setting up octoprint but apple event much more important 😭
someone tldr until now
i don't want you worshiping companies :(
#off-topic-apple-only apparently
iPhone 16
new airpods pro 2 goes hard tho
the events have always been amazingly fantastical
apple watch series 10 is bigger and thinner than even, airpods 4, airpods 4 with ANC, airpods pro 2 get hearing loss protection, iphone 16 exists
apple watch: period tracking, titanium, slimmer but more width/height, better charging
airpods pro: now serve as hearing aids, ANC (on regular model? not sure), hearing loss protection
iphone 16 (now)
Omgggggg
I'm crying
my sister has ear issues
I LOVE APPLE INTELLIGENCE
apple intelligence now not ip16
ur just a shill llsc
hang on
we know
wait
i pre-ordered airpods pro 2 
what's wrong with apple intelligence
did he say the servers run on apple silicon?
*models that cant run on your iphone run on apple cloud compute and they say its verifiably private
like earlier?
yea
thank fucking god they run the servers on renewable energy
why not
they said that in wwdc
yuh
apparently data is never shared with apple or stored and whatever
cant wait to buy Apple Server
omg
Mac Server
they're mac minis lol
craig is so based tho i love him even if im not a apple fan
i doubt their datacenter is just mac minis
how can we revert livestreams
NOOOOOOO
please
gacha
hmu when they announce apple pipin two
the code for the encryption stuff is open source on github lol
apple disabled it for the video
@hardy edge otter spotted
ai powered search????
good usage
damn
yop
i hope they like
alternative source
these features look fireee
because i need some screenshots
thats cool and all apple but you permanently fucked up my photos search
actually keep up their word about all the privacy claims
nvm i found it
ok um pro when
when get banned for copy and pasting the entrety of battotai
i love mail TLDR
i need the pro craig can u stop talking about ai bs pls
apple so good
no bad now die
these AI features actually look good tbh
is that notification thing only in the focus
shut up whitename!! shiggy blast!!!!!!
brainwashed
@burnt maple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZWS3-Lb86E
Apple's 'Glowtime' launch event is set to take place tonight, September 9 at 10:30pm IST. The event's main focus is expected to be the iPhone 16 series comprising — the iPhone 16, iPhone 16 Plus, iPhone 16 Pro, and iPhone 16 Pro Max. We also expect the Cupertino-based tech giant to unveil new Apple Watch models, and AirPods along with other Appl...
apple ui so good
if apple is so good then why isnt apple 2 talked about
damn im alone
smoke weed everyday
i very recently got iphone why would I buy new one 
fair
even that looks better
cute and beautiful
what the FUCK. why is it so moldy
siri actually useful now
ping
did you paste the image thumbnail...
its very overstimulating
fuck you, genuinely
omg this is what windows copilot wants to be
siri is still kinda dumb without apple intelligence
yes
addiction ahead
gtg
ty for understanding
german excluded 💔
fr
RABBIT M1 CLONE
RABBIT CLONE
yeah all of what he said was apple intelligence stuff
!!!!
depending on how much theyve inflated the price this year on the base model this might be a good bang for the buck
RABBIT ON TOP!!!
@deep token r friends are shilling ai search on from ohio singing than utau

they just destroyed rabbit ai
rabbit but it’s not a cheap ass android device with a mandatory subscription
i want it to be helpful
so real
how useful is the thing they just shown?
when is ios 18 coming out fully
next week

Chat gpt
lmao
siri understands context
ner
with AppleIntel
wait what happened
like actually understands
apple event
apple dropped a bomb
thats soooo good
Get ready. On September 9 at 10 a.m. PT, it’s Glowtime. Click “Notify me” and we’ll send you an update before the keynote begins.
Is it over for me
i'll keep my xiaomi for a year or two more
and 2. why
like actually a bomb or some cool niche thing everyone is gonna forget about in 2 months
wdym
it's stupid to buy an iphone that just released 
bomb bomb
they're dropping a bomb
o
rabbit but good, and they made siri a LAM (it can actually do stuff on your phone, example they gave was "send emma images of the bbq" which would send emma images of your bbq)
elaborate 
i would buy like the 3rd last iphone
apple branded nuke
oh wow visual intelligence is cool too
or 2nd last
dependingo n how rich i am atm
apple intelligence look at lewi's messages
@slender isle https://www.reddit.com/r/unixporn/comments/1fcqpz3/hyprland_its_my_first_rice_and_im_pretty_much/#lightbox bro got on r/unixporn
DIE APPLE SUSCKS UNIX IS BETTER ANDROID IS BETTER STOP 🤬 ANDROID uNIX
yea thats what id do
in a few years
android unix
honestly I'd buy an iphone if I could just actually use custom apps without their bullshit
how long will it take for google to copy this
so they made siri better now?
ikr
si
WELCOME BACK 3D TOUCH
its annoying but ngl i just deal with it
bwa
LMAO
👍
anything else?
i have a xiaomi 
i really like this design where it integrates with the border of the screen
SO TRUE
tbh i use sidestore+livecontainer and got used to it
48mp on base model
ITS ACTUALLY 3D TOUCH BUT BETTER
nice
😭
i wish that button was only for pro/pro max
3D TOUCH WAS ALREADY GOOD!!!
its useless on normal iphone imo
so i don't care about sideloading idk
hot take?
emmm
they’ll find another gimmick for pro
dw
these camera controls are nice
on the iphone specifically idk
i like them
When are we getting iphone 16 pro and pro max
same
yeah its like what it does with the volume buttons now its nice
they chanbged the bezel
in a min
NOW ITS TAPTIC ENGINE POWERED ITS SO GOOD

why, apple wouldnt decrease the price anyway so its just a better deal for people who buy the normal model
the volume buttons thing is super weird imo
yea :3
iphone 8 moment
wait 3d touch is back???
apple users when they learn on-screen fingerprint exists (why dont they add it 😭 )
its only on a single physical button
to allow for more controls
guyuyhhhh
i think it would be unnecessary cause i feel like photographers (the target audience) would already buy the pro/max versions
can you rebind the camera button
prob not
because apple prefers faceid
doubt
bro actually like fr the newest pixel is so good with it
apple is stupid
guh silly addition imo
faceid so bad
its so convenient to open my phone with the fingerprint sensor
because it fucking sucks compared to face id
faceid so good
whats wrong with face id its nice
face id so good
on my phone its on the power button too so i just
pick up my phone and boom its unlocked
Face id so good too
30 seconds 
u can hit the touch id while pulling the phone out of your pocket
frogge
but face id is instant anyways
fingerprint sensors in screen can sometimes be less reliable and face id is fast enough :p
when are the iphones coming out
people who say they want touch id back have never tried face id i think it works so extremely well
i’m not watching lol
i never want fingerprint back
fr
cuz looking at my phone to open it instead of trying to get an in-screen touch id to find my finger is faster and more secure
like you just look at your phone and ur good
but i am buying the iphone 16 pro when it releases
Me tooo
touch the screen once and it wakes up
i may get a new phone o
face id is literally instant most of the times!! even in shit lighting
I hope they'd release a pink model
lift it to look at it
enjoy
boom its unlocked
iphone 16 is pink
yeah cuz IR
:3
there is a pink model
horror spacial photos
you can see the sensors at night
face id is so so quick on my iphone 14 it’s literally insane as soon as i pick it up no matter the conditions it will instantly unlock
Has anyone been watching the event
i am buying the s25 when it releases probably
I think that's only 16 and 16 plus
yeah same
exactly
15pm
faceid doesnt need it to be lit up
same on my 14pro
OMG SHES HOLDING A PINK IPHONE
pink
its not like its taking a picture
face id works with infra red not camera btw, so its not depending on light
i hated on screen touch id but back of phone touch id i actually did love but still not as quick
That pink is ugly hue
thats why facial recognition sucks on androids
i can just swipe up because its already unlocked
might be the lighting
hot take: apple sucks
anyways when does iphone 16 release
they only showed the blue one up close
pre orders probably this week
depends what you’re talking about exactly
cancel ur airpods then 👽
I love apple
apfel
true
ok 
apple sucks company wise but they are amazing with all of their technology
apple is expensive yes but damn all their shit is amazing
hell nah iphone gaming
yea
move to pro models already
aaaaa
we need 240hz phones
trueeeeee
iphone 15 sucks
raytracing
(It's not genshin)
fuck
wtf war thunder mobile
when are we getting mualani reference in apple event
hot take: all companies sucks
(is actually be 20cm shorter
crazy
did y'all see someone got the EU stores working on na ios
AAAH gaming
nop
iirc that was on the 14 pro already
wtf are those controllers
idkk 😭
apple controllers
they’re 3rd party
nintendo switch competitor
thankfully
genshin tripple a
mobile gayming
this event is sponsored by tencent
minecraft on this thing sounds crazy
bedrock mobile still sucks tho…
thats a lie ios 18 is bad for power
love 911 thing
omg satellite so good
hop on pojav
satellite very beautiful
Can i send a snap in antartica
very powerful
this has been around for a while iirc
yes
images for 911
austria supports it too
only took a billion years 😭
WTF VIDEOS FOR 911
find my satellite my beloved
is their technology finally improving
HOLY SHIT UK SAT
it’s smooth enough
have fun with the tldr
@proud rampart
I feel like government technology is still like 20 years behind
where is iphone 16 pro max
iphone 16 trailer
soon
PINK!
ireland infrastrucutre would explode if someone tried using satellite here i think
why they goin through a car wash tho
smh, make me 500 dollars
😋
ARE THE HUMANS 3D ANIMATED???
i don't think the person is the one driving
they're at front seat 😭
I love how apple waited 1 and a half years before hopping on the ai trend
froggy
nah they used a microscopic drone
and they did a really good job at it
they waited one and half years but made the best AI tools ive ever seen in any device
The production quality on apple commercials and presentations is crazy
they should make a movie
average apple strategy
thats what apple always does!
apple tv+
yea it is
wait decades to release mainstream feature but make it better than anyone else
we're gonna see new levels of laziness
the apple movie
cheaper than I expected
Isn't it always the same price
up to 800 dollars off for 12+
lets go yall
they kinda vary on price on the non-pros
800 off is crazy
i can't wait for the flood of slop once grandmas get access to ai images
PRO PHONES
what did they cook
FINALLY
gorn
fr
Pro:
- better internals
- we changed nothing else
- might be bigger (optional)
resist the urge to buy shiny new phone
lol
lmao true
ikr
your phone probably works fine as is
cant im buying this lol
ok tbh
apple in the dark
borders are almost gone
my iphone 11 is on its knees
and so is mine xD
my iphone 12 pro is gonna explod
Hello everyones favorite ceo back, to tell you to buy nitro
but it still works
though it probably still has like 2 years
my oneplus 7t is thriving
i do not think you need it
until it fully turns shit
okay i need to tune out
yea i dont but my current phone contract will expire in a month so i can get a new one with the phone included
MICROBLASTED

I love
i just microblasted everywhere
- titanium
- titanium
- titanium
- also titanium
DO PROS GET THE NEW COLORS??
tim better watch out if not
i love lithium mines

flowe
am i the only one who loves how apple internals look
when are we getting mualani reference
rheyre just calling it pretty
hi all
everything looks so neat and tidy
its not nice to work on though i think
please apple youve already shown this off
just dont break it !!!
can't wait for summaries to just make stuff up
i love my current phone and nothing will ever beat the iphone 14 pro purple but i need a new phone because my mom wants me off of her plan lmao so i’m just gonna use my apple card to finance a new phone
is this better ai search for pro models orrr
Omggg
battery degradation:
sounds like it
i may just go for the iphone 15 pro max though ngl
can you not transfer the phone
ok yeah they just made it bigger
no lol i go through a different carrier
guhh
a18 pro
A18 pro
uh oh chip talk ZZZ
im with you dw
apple loves the pro name
the rosie pro max soon
a18 pro
weird ass heart
man
lily pro max ultra
kevin
