🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[river thunder]

@lavish schooner, <t:1725418346:R>: you know what to do you piece of shit, dont act like you dont

@winter girder, <t:1725418360:R>: commit wire fraud /hj

[lapis lava]

@winter girder wire fraud time

also happy birthday

[solemn plank]

@winter girder birth

[daring cloud]

yo put this in another server

[winter girder]

done

[lost furnace]

@jolly temple stealing your role colour dont mind me lil bro

[solemn plank]

nop

[winter girder]

birth

[winter girder]

thankkss :3

[solemn plank]

yout plans hace been foiled

[keen junco]

@paper gate dad

[jolly temple]

been a zip discs from money by having a c) b

[paper gate]

hello son

[lost furnace]

hi chat

[keen junco]

Where's the milk

[lost furnace]

zooter can you adopt me

be my father

I want to annoy the siblings

[keen junco]

@winter girder is it your birthday

[cosmic otter]

anti cbf people insane

[keen junco]

anti cbf in vencord soon

[cosmic otter]

some people act like cbf is the moral equivalent of murder

[lost furnace]

diabolical addition

[keen junco]

Murder isn't that bad, but cbf is

[paper gate]

@keen junco

[solemn plank]

what tje fuck is cbf

[keen junco]

Click between frames

[solemn plank]

that sounds very mundane

you can do that on any game

[keen junco]

It's some geometry dash mod

[cosmic otter]

not geometry dash

[solemn plank]

you can click between a frame without a mod, just be fast enough

[lavish schooner]

(nothing)

[solemn plank]

the game might not register, but it will click

[boreal torrent]

refactoring my site rn

i need a good theme

[lost furnace]

theme

[solemn plank]

Understandably, my intestines are about to explode. Fuck you!

[lavish schooner]

haiiiiii :3

[boreal torrent]

i don't like this theme too much

[lost furnace]

better make a theme

[lavish schooner]

how come? maybe make it darker?

wtf is CBF

[boreal torrent]

how

[boreal torrent]

idk maybe

[solemn plank]

cognitive behavioral fherapy

[lost furnace]

use for everything and make the colours themed around

[solemn plank]

maybe the blobcatcozy css i made once

replaces any text element i could easily replace with

[lavish schooner]

you could make the corners not-round (that would probably look bad)

or maybe make the text color a brighter white

[solemn plank]

so every word was just a stretched

[boreal torrent]

i like this more

[lavish schooner]

nice

[lavish schooner]

do you want to make the text color brighter

[boreal torrent]

nah

[lavish schooner]

okie

[boreal torrent]

i think it looks good this way

[lavish schooner]

yay

:3

[lost furnace]

0/10 no blobcatcozy

[paper gate]

hi axy

[boreal torrent]

hi zoot

[winter girder]

;remind 50d samsung care

[winter girder]

eys

yes

?remind 50d samsung care

[river thunder]

Alright @winter girder, in 1 month, 2 weeks and 6 days: samsung care

💡 Did you know you can set your timezone with "?timezone set"?

[keen junco]

Happy birthday

[sand citrus]

@boreal torrent hii

[boreal torrent]

hiiii

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/pierrotsdoll/status/1832699106369687641?s=46

[boreal torrent]

rate @sand citrus

[lavish schooner]

what if husk theme

[sand citrus]

awesome i love the colors

[open pasture]

can I steal your code thanks in advance

[boreal torrent]

code of what

it's open-sourced

[jolly lotus]

vencord

[solemn plank]

"こんにちは" - Notepad, 2007

[keen junco]

BetterDiscord

[jolly lotus]

worsediscord

[jaunty stag]

vencord plus

[jolly temple]

@dusky vector omg rushii clone is that keyboard on thermoelectric coolers

[keen junco]

Vencord plus ultra

[tawny vault]

Gachacord.

[keen junco]

@winter needle clone

[hushed lark]

Lions vs rams chat who do y’all think is gonna win?

[lost furnace]

wumpus banner when

I've saved like 40k nitro tokens where is my fucking wumpus 💔

[jolly lotus]

i will win

[lost furnace]

(genshin and zenless but discord)

[hushed lark]

The lions will win*

[boreal torrent]

istg everything that's named "gacha" sucks

[open pasture]

Me

[boreal torrent]

gacha life. gacha games too

[jolly lotus]

i hope they lose because i win

[boreal torrent]

it's the gacha curse

[hushed lark]

You better take that back or Dan Campbell is going to break into your house and steal everything

[lost furnace]

@paper gate ate my rok ico file

[paper gate]

yop

@open pasture hiiii

[lost furnace]

spit it out

[jolly lotus]

tell Dan Campbell to get back on the soup aisle shelf and drop the "Dan" act

[open pasture]

Hiii8

Without the 8

[tawny vault]

Gachadiscord.

[lost furnace]

purely a "fuck you zooter spit it out" moment

[open pasture]

Vebcord takej ober by gacha

Spelling challenge

True!

I agree

[lost furnace]

hot take: bjkjskarjnpfdanifireiguerhgiaifoaweqfnelgvaklrlannewwfaf

[jolly lotus]

the prophet has spoken

[hushed lark]

I have a middle pointed directly at your location

[jolly lotus]

weapons aimed at me always seem to fail

[tawny vault]

As Lunicord.

[lost furnace]

Hoyocord

[boreal torrent]

what does that mean

[lost furnace]

as a zenless player I'm gonna do the impossible: put on pants and go outside

[thick drift]

hey, random question maybe not fitting but does anyone know what i have to do the get the "daily-funny-cat" channel on discord on my pc? i have it available on phone but not here for some reason

[sharp sequoia]

yum yum rock

[jolly lotus]

as a zenless player i have late-onset sudden infant death syndrome

[paper gate]

@tough drift i see you

[soft wadi]

the hardest major ladies and gentlemen https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737914316241502278/1282544539260944535/IMG_7477.jpg?ex=66dfbe2e&is=66de6cae&hm=20876fad07ff5a9021f654e4d2e1ecef9639101f9eb705bfad8dd3125a6eb15e&

[hushed lark]

Lions won

L

[jolly lotus]

government lies. i won

[jolly lotus]

is your homework coloring pages

[soft wadi]

yeah and connect the dots

actually insane

[jolly lotus]

thats like phd level stuff

[lavish schooner]

buh.

[soft wadi]

i know right

[jolly lotus]

you should be elected for a nobel peace prize

[soft wadi]

for doing what LMFAO

im like the last person qualified for that

elegible

eligible

[astral vault]

this is me

[jolly lotus]

Connect the dots

[vapid adder]

OMG

mow :3

[jolly lotus]

snat

[lost furnace]

M word = instead death in vencord

Cats found work arounds and they're fine, just accents ❤️‍🩹

[cosmic otter]

click the server name in the channel list and enable the "show all channels" switch

[astral vault]

thats sounds like a slur

[paper gate]

wing stole my robux

[stray siren]

Erm what the scallop

Hard disk from 2004 might be giving up the ghost

[open pasture]

beat them up

[lost furnace]

As a witness of this crime I can confirm wing stole zoot's robux

[paper gate]

soon

[lost furnace]

Public execution of wing soon

[paper gate]

good...

[jolly temple]

:>

[vapid adder]

i’m a cute cat

[open pasture]

is that you in ur pfp?

[vapid adder]

si

[open pasture]

u are indeed very cute :D

[vapid adder]

mow :3

[open pasture]

ny@a~

pukes on yr'oue carpet

[vapid adder]

did they also make the n word a slur

[open pasture]

probably

[vapid adder]

so two m words

and the n word

so unfair

[open pasture]

unfortunately 😔

[jolly lotus]

vencord is a slur

[vapid adder]

can say meowing

[open pasture]

imma go eat sum and go to bed, gn chat

[vapid adder]

nooooo

não

[open pasture]

whaa what?

[vapid adder]

:(

[open pasture]

i have to, gotta be somewhere in 2 hrs :c

[queen rapids]

government mentioned

[boreal torrent]

GabeN account

STEAM VENDETTA

😭

https://tenor.com/Hdm1.gif

[jolly lotus]

Hello federal agent! please provide identification to my inbox at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, District of Columbia, 20500

[queen rapids]

ok now what

[jolly lotus]

anthrax

[sly spear]

I forgot steam has soundtracks

[jolly lotus]

i have a soundtrack

[queen rapids]

yeah i snort some each morning it's like coke for federal agents

[jolly lotus]

@sly spear you will enjoy got your numb3r (single) - bugcried

[jolly lotus]

this vexes me

[queen rapids]

tasty

[neon bane]

[queen rapids]

me

[neon bane]

same

[vapid adder]

i’m trans

[sly spear]

You will give...

[jolly lotus]

this is what i look like under a microscope

[paper gate]

i can live forever

[vapid adder]

hai

[paper gate]

hi

[vapid adder]

what does guh mean

[jolly lotus]

i was created in a lab. my forever outlasts the universe tenfold. you do not stand a chance.

[vapid adder]

and gwa

[neon bane]

or

[tired sundial]

must be a mod for steam mobile

[jolly lotus]

the second one

[neon bane]

cool

[vapid adder]

🧩

[boreal torrent]

hi zoot @paper gate

[neon bane]

i can so understand the description of this channel joy emoji

[ripe jay]

have i done it yet .

[vapid adder]

hai ayuxia :3

[junior ridge]

blehhh

[soft wadi]

i already chewed through 20 gbs of data for the past 2 hours

what the fuckkkk

[night cape]

dont do that

[soft wadi]

how do i not do it

[jolly lotus]

use More data

[ripe jay]

i got my (new) phone like a week ago and have used that much data since then wtf

[soft wadi]

yeah idk i think its cause ive been downloading a lot of stuff

also im using hotspot and theyre usually more data hungry

i got 100 gbs for free so im burning through it until it ends which is in 2 days

[night cape]

dont use internet?

[night cape]

oh well idk ig do that then

[soft wadi]

then what do i use

wifi?

[jolly temple]

2017 dubstep intro that on phone until i remember this earlier

[placid cove]

chat is this real

[soft wadi]

its crazy how a thousand dollar course doesnt even provide free wifi in their campus

its so dumb

[sly spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165110465509195798/1282559389638590556/togif.gif

[soft wadi]

i bought a modem its just not here yet

i also dont know how big it is lmfao if its like big router size i cannot carry that around

probably gonna leave it at my apartment so i can use it for lan to my mac

[soft wadi]

i lost

[open pasture]

Do you think i’d get nomodmail role it i asked for access too vencord-development

[edgy ermine]

read #📖-info

[paper gate]

i dont blink

[sand citrus]

nah youre supposed to do that

[edgy ermine]

chat what's this

[open pasture]

i can read gang

[sand citrus]

ya it tells u that ur supposed to open a modmail :p

[edgy ermine]

then why would you think you would get nomodmail

lol

[open pasture]

because the name of my account

this is a joke account

[edgy ermine]

-> asks user to send a modmail
-> user sends modmail
-> bans said user from modmail

[edgy ermine]

they could not care less about the name of your account 😭

[sand citrus]

lol ur all good

[edgy ermine]

i've seen people with even more absurd names in #👾-core-development

[barren gorge]

look at mine

[open pasture]

i made a ticket

[barren gorge]

i

[spice abyss]

is that an api

[tired sundial]

https://ioi-xd.net/files/wokeornot.html

whats your best score

[spice abyss]

sussy link

[tired sundial]

if this makes you feel better it came from ivory at wetdry dot world

[spice abyss]

im just gonna turn on vpn

i got -102

[tired sundial]

why do you care

its just a stupid game

[spice abyss]

is that homophobic

[tired sundial]

its not going to 1337 hack your router mainframe

[barren gorge]

never heard:5
no: 1

[sand citrus]

what is this site

nvm

[quartz bane]

on god bro

[dire dawn]

go woke go broke!!!

you must only consume culture that echos your opinion

[glass shell]

dude not the scary hacker virus

come on man

[keen kernel]

too late i hax you

[lost furnace]

Gta 6 should make the the main characters canonically gay

[keen kernel]

WHO LIKES WEBRTC btw

[glass shell]

I WON

[glass shell]

no one

[keen kernel]

correct

im having the worst time rn

[glass shell]

solution: don't use webrtc

[keen kernel]

trying to get chrome 38 and latest chrome get along with webrtc

[glass shell]

it would be more fun to gouge your eyes out than use this piece of shit

[keen kernel]

i NEEEED webgl in windows xp you dont UNDERSTAND

[unique wyvern]

buying the game rn

[sand citrus]

I'm spamming yes and most of the time it's true

[barren gorge]

it would be kinda funny if it was all just yes

[sand citrus]

I bet most of it is

[keen kernel]

FIX

FIIIIIX

FIXXXXXXXXXXXX

RAHHHHH

CHARSET

RAHH

[glossy gulch]

Where can I get themes

[glass shell]

the theme shop

[glossy gulch]

But where

[glass shell]

you will find it if it is your destiny

[glossy gulch]

Nvm dude I found it

thanks for the help that was not there

https://minidiscordthemes.github.io/SettingsIcons/SettingsIcons.theme.css

Sexy

[jolly temple]

anything in songs when it might eep

[glossy gulch]

Dam I cant post pics

[tired sundial]

https://vxtwitter.com/_maooo0/status/1832901902033440945

[hushed lark]

Does gas taste as good as it smells?

[glass shell]

no problem

god it's so fucking cold outside help

[hazy tapir]

yummy

dawg

deleting a message in the VENCORD sever is bassicly useless i feel

[glass shell]

yeah like

we ALL have message loggers

[violet falcon]

Make out?

[glossy gulch]

Why does fake nitro do

[glass shell]

and also I will not respect that request thank you very much

[tired sundial]

It makes your computer explode

Do not use it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1268285459164041309.gif?size=48

[violet falcon]

I'm joking, mate.

[glossy gulch]

Dude be fr am not in the mood

[violet falcon]

Chillax.

[tired sundial]

what are you gonna do if im not serious

This reads like a threat

[glossy gulch]

Dude dont test ne

[glass shell]

i am chill whar

[glossy gulch]

Dawg where can I find css themes

[glass shell]

i wasn't referring to your message

[tired sundial]

Being serious dude I tried it and it fried my mobo

I had to get a new mobo

[violet falcon]

Well, you took the joke seriously, though.

[glass shell]

the css theme shop

[keen kernel]

did i do it right

[glossy gulch]

Dude show me

[violet falcon]

Oh, I thought you were my mistake.

[lavish relic]

wawa

[glass shell]

it will show itself to you

it is your destiny

[glossy gulch]

All those ass

[glass shell]

yea

[barren gorge]

DONT PUSH ME

I NEED YOU TO PRAY FOR ME

[glass shell]

what about them

[barren gorge]

🔥 🔥

[glass shell]

firev

[glossy gulch]

Dam my discord cute

[barren gorge]

firev

[glossy gulch]

I hate doing things

[glass shell]

my favorite gender they

[barren gorge]

MegaWomyn

[glass shell]

i love doing things you hate doing

[open pasture]

risc v if it didnt suck

[barren gorge]

hai fjonker :3

[open pasture]

hello heleney

um

[glass shell]

um

awkward

[open pasture]

well that was awkward..

[glass shell]

gulp

[glossy gulch]

AYO

[open pasture]

out

now

banned

[glass shell]

what

[barren gorge]

music artist

[glossy gulch]

What the best theme I cant find none

[glass shell]

the best theme shop

[open pasture]

double negative

[barren gorge]

gulp

[glossy gulch]

Dawg am bout to send the army after thios kid

[open pasture]

who

[glass shell]

im probably older than you

[glossy gulch]

This man

He getting the army

[glass shell]

im not a man also

nor a he

[open pasture]

roblox arguments:

[glass shell]

sorgy

[barren gorge]

life is uwaaaaa

[jolly temple]

dam my dreams

[glass shell]

i am just stating the obvious

[open pasture]

i just fibd ut funny

[barren gorge]

bro

[glass shell]

get out

[barren gorge]

i hopped on vendroid

[glass shell]

get out of here

[tired sundial]

why u on mid

[barren gorge]

quesiton mark

[tired sundial]

vendroid sux

[barren gorge]

i have school in 20 mins

[glossy gulch]

Haha

[glass shell]

i have school in

time here

[barren gorge]

quesiton mark

[glossy gulch]

Better discord sucks

[barren gorge]

we all know

[open pasture]

i have the beloved bunnycord issue 72

reply fail

waaaah

[glass shell]

i have bunny

not cord

[barren gorge]

Helencord

[glass shell]

just bunny

[open pasture]

i miss it

[edgy ermine]

yes that's why vencord exists

[barren gorge]

i have bunnysuit and bunny ears

[glossy gulch]

dude am in love with it

[open pasture]

what if we called it betterbetterdiscord

[glass shell]

bettervencord

[barren gorge]

assholes would pull a bettermope.io on us

[tired sundial]

venbettervencord

[glass shell]

and its just vencord but I added one css comment in it that's it

[open pasture]

idk what that is

[glossy gulch]

can I have a link to themes

[barren gorge]

better mope.io

[edgy ermine]

wdym

[glass shell]

this will surely better my cords

[barren gorge]

it was renamed to roams.io because copyright

[edgy ermine]

themes are just css

[glossy gulch]

I want discord css themes

[glass shell]

the css shop

[barren gorge]

click every button in settings and read it

[glossy gulch]

yes

[glass shell]

or a library so you can learn to read

[tired sundial]

@glossy gulch you can get css themes at That Website Which Has CSS Themes For Discord

thats the best one

i recommend checking it out

[glossy gulch]

I DONT KNOW WHAT ONE NOW TELL ME

GOD YOU GUYS ARE DUMB

[barren gorge]

why can i open the file with plague inc?

[glass shell]

you don't know how to read

[tired sundial]

its That Website Which Has CSS Themes For Discord

[glass shell]

go to settings

[tired sundial]

Dumbass

[open pasture]

put this into quicksss

* {
  color: black;
  font-color: black;
  background-color: black;
}

[glass shell]

the crown jewel of dumbassery

[tired sundial]

This is the best theme

Its the true dark mode

Discord doesnt have proper dark mode because of Woke

[glass shell]

dude fuck my woke life

[slender isle]

your role color fits so well

[open pasture]

i genuinely wonder what this would do

[glossy gulch]

Nom IU cant see

No I cant see

[open pasture]

🔥

[glass shell]

lavender best color

[barren gorge]

i agerg

[tired sundial]

Get your eyes checked

I can see just fine

[barren gorge]

but i need to use paint.net bucket to color my pfp backgroudn,,

[glossy gulch]

IT PURE BLACK

[tired sundial]

No its not its dark mode

[glass shell]

get a load of this guy

points backwards

[glossy gulch]

There everthing is black

[tired sundial]

If everything is black how are you typing that then

[glass shell]

they can still use their keyboard

[glossy gulch]

Dude I hate yall I just want some css

[tired sundial]

If you cant see how did you click the chatbox

[open pasture]

you did get some css

[open pasture]

mobile i guess

[glass shell]

all you had to do was read the fucking themes tab

[open pasture]

maybe typing blind

[glossy gulch]

I CANT READ

[glass shell]

imagine

[jolly temple]

🎛️

[glossy gulch]

I found it am tired yo

BUT WHY IS IT BETTER DISCORD

AM GOING TO PUKE

[glass shell]

it's nothing like better discord what

[open pasture]

i thought tou liked betterdiscord

[glossy gulch]

NO

You have to get every puglin

vencord you just tpe

and boom

[lost furnace]

@open pasture exploding norge rn

[open pasture]

tpe?

[glossy gulch]

type

[open pasture]

å fillern...

[lost furnace]

gjør deg klar lillesøster (my norsk is bad sorgy)

[open pasture]

you didnt make any mistakes so far

[lost furnace]

Oh epic, I still got it kinda

[open pasture]

(speed) pretty looking ice

[open pasture]

google translate tbis one chat

[glass shell]

that's not half life 2

[tired sundial]

Yes it is

It says half life 2

So its half life 2

[glass shell]

they scammed you im sorry

[bleak cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[lost furnace]

Fjonkie stfu 😓

[tired sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1268285459164041309.gif?size=48

[open pasture]

did you get it

[lost furnace]

Yeah and I hate you now

[tired sundial]

wires

[lost furnace]

I ate them all

It's just a picture of me now

That's why it's called wires

[open pasture]

oh well

[lost furnace]

[tired sundial]

makes sense

Everyone in this server is a cat

Its all cats

[glass shell]

ven in my venless cord

[lost furnace]

I'm kidding you're my closest Norwegian associate

[unreal siren]

Cause cats

[lost furnace]

[glass shell]

im not a cat i win

[tired sundial]

Once you join the vencord server you will grow a pair of cat ears and a tail overnight

[lost furnace]

I already had a pair before I joined tbh

[bleak cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-goofy-cat-silly-cat-sleepy-cat-bruh-cat-gif-8253677982411156146

[open pasture]

also the most hated one cause theres kinda just me

[glass shell]

that's fucked up

how could you send that

[open pasture]

i got fox ears what does this mean chat

[tired sundial]

what are you then

a fox?

[glass shell]

no

[bleak cosmos]

lmao

[glass shell]

im a normal girl with normal knees

[open pasture]

i might ge

[tired sundial]

idk you're a foxgirl you're differenr

[open pasture]

ok so jts confirmed now

[tired sundial]

ignore that typo

[lost furnace]

I mean I know 1 other norwegian person and they're just transphobe trash

[tired sundial]

never happened

its fake

[bleak cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/chica-fnaf-rizz-w-rizz-fnaf-meme-gif-6058095616017147707

[open pasture]

yeah most people here arent that nice

[tired sundial]

the woke made that typo

[lost furnace]

sverige er bedre enn norge 😓

[open pasture]

drep deg selv jævla fitte

[bleak cosmos]

just make your own

[open pasture]

du kan ikke engang svensk...

[lost furnace]

Shh Jag kan en del svenska

[open pasture]

i thoufht it was jäg

lemme get to the bus stop hold on chat

[lost furnace]

Depends on context stupid norsk mf 😓

[open pasture]

mongolsk grammatikk

[lost furnace]

Also jäg is just dumb

Using it makes you a nerd

rive ned sverige

[glass shell]

@tough drift bwaa

[open pasture]

helt enig bestie!

[jolly temple]

gir gay

[lost furnace]

Bestie ?! ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[open pasture]

huh what does this mean

[lost furnace]

Bestie means best friend you called me your best friend so we're best friends now

[open pasture]

ok

yayy my bus is here

its gonna turn around firsy thoufh

[toxic vessel]

Fr

[glass shell]

im gonna call you and scream i have a bomb

[glass shell]

my fat ass couldn't be a poster

[open pasture]

none of my online friends that ive talked to in the past month have it

[fair wing]

did anyone here get kicked out of the vendetta server or is it just me

[lost furnace]

Real bestie behaviour

[open pasture]

youre just lame sorry

[fair wing]

😦

damn

[glass shell]

you weren't worth it sorry

we ate you

we feasted upon your body

[fair wing]

deserved

[glass shell]

woopsie i guess

[open pasture]

this bus is gonna br so full :(

[lost furnace]

Not me, guess I just ate you by accident sorgy 😓

[open pasture]

the v word...

[glass shell]

they let me get your blood

[glass shell]

versionn

[fair wing]

was it good

[glass shell]

like

py -version

[glass shell]

could've been sweeter

[open pasture]

isnt it -- when its not just one letter

[glass shell]

both work i think

[open pasture]

i have not had this experience

[glass shell]

idk i don't use command line python i just program with it every once in a while

or use it for pip

[open pasture]

some random on the bus stop was just staring at me for like a solid 15 seconds what the hell

im not that interesting buddy

[glass shell]

kill him

send me his blood

[open pasture]

i never use it im just going off other cli programs

[glass shell]

"Huh... look how peaceful they all look" kinda guy

[open pasture]

pulls out the devious smile and a bomb

[glass shell]

the devious bomv

[open pasture]

oh my god he even has the teacher walk

[glass shell]

kick his ass

i want his blood i hungry

i hunger*

feed me

[lost furnace]

vennie

time to waste my time on trying to upgrade catboy and mouse mommy in a gacha game

[open pasture]

yknow when yku walm really really slowly, look around a lot but pretend to not ve looking at anything specific and like wobble a lot

[jaunty stag]

what are you playing

reminds me of zzz

[open pasture]

also it wasnt actually my bus

Hello Client modders how are y’all today

[lost furnace]

check my status

[open pasture]

unmarked bitch came instead grrr

[jaunty stag]

hop off your alt

[open pasture]

No

[lost furnace]

I mean

fuck

tired

[jaunty stag]

Yes

[lost furnace]

Im tired

uh

I mean

game activity

[open pasture]

dutch i think

[open pasture]

i’ll delete my main and make this my new main

[jaunty stag]

lc.tr Dans met de duivel, die heeft mij allang door

[night blaze]

<:i:1263591655143903314> ​ 🇳🇱  Dutch   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1263590004886863902> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

Dance with the devil, he's already figured me out

Google Translator • labsCore

[lost furnace]

joost klein lyric from antwoord

[open pasture]

hi citron from pvz gw2

[open pasture]

hello discord user

[lost furnace]

https://youtu.be/GIB_jFR5W2k

fire song listen to it

[open pasture]

dont feel like jt

what hypesqaud we think jason is a part of?

[glossy gulch]

hi

[jaunty stag]

Republicans

[open pasture]

leave

[glossy gulch]

@shadow owl

hi

[glossy gulch]

make me

@shadow owl hi

[jolly temple]

ahat duplicata

[tired sundial]

https://lea.pet/notes/9xxo7id88m

[jolly nexus]

Lea (1 million chars is too much) ([e-mail])

oh yeah i recreated that kitty cat estrogen meme today ​:neocat_floof_reach:​

Image

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Sharkey · Sep 8, 2024, 9:48 PM

[sudden sun]

gm oomf

[open pasture]

whats witg the comically large pills to the right

[tired sundial]

What are you against comically large pills

[open pasture]

i think they would be a bit hard to swallow

rather inconvenient

[keen junco]

No

I don't want to

[open pasture]

damn theyre talking about stalker issues on the bus radio

theyre onto me

[mossy egret]

Dude I’m being for real right now. I’m setting up a fake Jason Citron account I’m trying to genuinely get some help.

[keen junco]

My second account has the username, therealjson

[jaunty stag]

sorry

Democrats

[open pasture]

i will not reveal the name of my second account but the pfp is a picture of my cat in the shape of a circle

[solemn plank]

had the "inspector gadget contest" dream again

i dont want it

[jaunty stag]

youre watching too much tv

[glossy gulch]

I got muted for somthing so dumb

what the best plugins?

[solemn plank]

i havent even thought of inspector gadget in years

[jaunty stag]

choose the ones you need

[glossy gulch]

Tellme

The best

[jaunty stag]

No

[solemn plank]

find out yourself

[open pasture]

it genuinely surprises me how well my butt fits into a bus seat sometimes

[glossy gulch]

and IF YOUR REPLYING PING ME

[jaunty stag]

No

[solemn plank]

people DIED.

[jaunty stag]

actually now that I think about it

[solemn plank]

I hate the contest.

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-gif-22640759

[solemn plank]

i hate it

[jaunty stag]

noreplyping might be the best plugin

[open pasture]

i dont use it

[glossy gulch]

how use #1032200195582197831

[jaunty stag]

read channel pins

[open pasture]

i think reply pings are useful unless km only replying to refer to something which isnt very often

[open pasture]

can we please ban this guy already

nuisance

[jaunty stag]

true

[jaunty stag]

unfortunate

[bleak cosmos]

having a second account is crazy btw

[glossy gulch]

I got 2

[tired sundial]

I have Sixteen Billion accounts

[bleak cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/katze123-gif-26245901

[open pasture]

i dont even use it for anything i just have it just in case something happens

its not an obvious alt

think i made it jn 2022 or something

[bleak cosmos]

what are you doing for just in case lmao

[solemn plank]

zrnis9siido4j83fo9378Sgbjn*6[ k7v.jd56y_u46fjh

[bleak cosmos]

ok

[open pasture]

ion know ok

the opps are coning 👽

[bleak cosmos]

bro has no ops

[bold adder]

i got food poisoning

yay......

[open pasture]

idiot

[bold adder]

:9

:(

[woeful kettle]

Get well soon

[open pasture]

us keyboard layout i think?

[unique wyvern]

he never answered

[bold adder]

yuh

oh shit right i have to email hr that im quitting my job

[open pasture]

isnt this a scam

[jaunty trellis]

[unique wyvern]

it is

which is why i’m dming him stupid shit

[open pasture]

peak the pfp guys

[unique wyvern]

i promise you discord will not contact you in dms

[jolly temple]

:think:

[open pasture]

oh ok lol

[unique wyvern]

you’re right kevin

wait not they will

they have an official thingy

[open pasture]

yeah byt its like very obviously official

i think they have a badhe and stiff

[open pasture]

do people fall for this scam still?

[unique wyvern]

they do

[unique wyvern]

since it’s still around

yeah

[open pasture]

peak my pfp gang

glaze the pfp

[open pasture]

i dont think thats a verb

[open pasture]

do not enrage me 😭

[last siren]

@deep token buy new airpods max

[last siren]

joo biden

[tired sundial]

dark brandon

[open pasture]

you're lucky I've not unlocked image perms yet or you will be demolished.. undoubtedly

indubitably

my bus has is arriving quite soon now yay

time to completely disregard class and mess around in css because i hate myself

[burnt maple]

emo sayori

[open pasture]

thats not emo

[open pasture]

what is the point of posting this i dont get it

thats goth

[open pasture]

imposter

[unique wyvern]

why sre you acting like a gangster online. your mom is still picking your fits for you

[open pasture]

wdym?

what did i say wrong

why am i getting pressed

[open pasture]

its just tiktok lingo for late genzoids

like what

[bold adder]

aww

[open pasture]

ok next vus stop is mine

[open pasture]

what happened in your life to make you such an asshole?

[bold adder]

i feel so woozy

guhhhh

[open pasture]

im gonna be gone for a while

[open pasture]

i use it ironically

[open pasture]

why am i getting pressed by kocgum xer/zer/mer/ver/doggyself

[unique wyvern]

thank you so much for considering my pronouns

i feel so welcome

you know, maybe it was wrong of me for that comment

[open pasture]

I'm quite sophisticated the people say 😎

[unique wyvern]

im sorry

[unique wyvern]

let’s try again

what does your pfp mean?

[open pasture]

its a bon jovi album

[unique wyvern]

link it in chat

i’ll give it a listen

[tired sundial]

Yes it is

[open pasture]

may get muted cause of a bot

but sure

https://open.spotify.com/track/0rmGAIH9LNJewFw7nKzZnc

[mossy egret]

Discord keeps signing me out of @open pasture , I think i need to emable 2fa the sit on the account for like a week

[open pasture]

you may know the song

[open pasture]

dude you're fire at making names

wanna know my fake facebook username?

its damian dot

[unique wyvern]

im gonna dm stanislav

[open pasture]

I'm apparently married

[open pasture]

may not seem like it but I'm a femboy 😭

[keen junco]

Wrong I'm the real https://discord.ceo

[open pasture]

omg

jason citron

I'm huge fan

can u sign my arm

[solemn flume]

I tried hotpot for the first time during lunch of yesterday
It was good

[open pasture]

nuh uh banned for lying

[open pasture]

woah

[glossy gulch]

scamer

[solemn flume]

I have photos of the hotpot too but I don't really want to share them here

[unique wyvern]

i know

it shows

like i can tell

[jolly temple]

actually mastering hdr on sale for no more red because my awesome asrock rx 580 gpu)

[unique wyvern]

wonderful

[jaunty trellis]

kevin has an awesome asrock rx 580 gpu 🔥

[tired sundial]

Didnt know asrock made gpus

[open pasture]

can you sense

[open pasture]

how?

[open pasture]

nuh uh

[jaunty trellis]

you joined this server

[open pasture]

i think you may be scammer

[glossy gulch]

discord said so

[open pasture]

yes 100% real

[tired sundial]

im a moron https://www.asrock.com/Graphics-Card/index.us.asp

[open pasture]

nuh uh

[open pasture]

I'm not gay

i just like men

[open pasture]

i do linux and python 😭

[jaunty trellis]

close enough

[unique wyvern]

ergo why i said i knew you’re a femboy

[open pasture]

why do i have to be good at 2 of the gayest coding languages

[tired sundial]

You are either a furry or a femboy

pick one

[open pasture]

I'm a tree

[unique wyvern]

i also just have a natural gaydar

[unique wyvern]

both

[tired sundial]

Thats not an option

[jaunty trellis]

python isn't even the gay language hop on rust

[unique wyvern]

they are both

[open pasture]

nah

well

kinda

i got cat ears

but thats not rlly

furry

right?

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

cloning the emoji

i love the clone feature

[bold adder]

aw man

wish my college didnt frick me over

only got to work 1/9 months at this job

[open pasture]

what the freak happened

[paper gate]

@jaunty trellis nini

[bold adder]

they moved my schedule around

several of my classes overlap with my shifts

so i literally cant work there

for 90% of the time

[open pasture]

i think you can talk to them

bout it

[jaunty trellis]

nini eep well

[open pasture]

send them a email

[bold adder]

i did

[open pasture]

whats ur state?

not in a weird way

[bold adder]

just now cause i just learned about my schedule shift

cali

[open pasture]

ye

in cali

you can change ur college hours

to have time for work

last i checked

lemme look again

[bold adder]

uh not for my school i think

super competitive

picked classes like a month ago

can no longer edit/drop

nvm i can drop

bwaa

even if i drop, the only class that will have space is the one i dropped out of

its too late

[jolly temple]

it's good theyd ban ham

[bold adder]

i can just work on campus

[open pasture]

wait uhh

in college

u dont even gotta show up right

only for tests

you can just get sent the work

then ask a friend for notes

[bold adder]

my parents will bomb me

also its small classes

my professor will know

and they will bomb me

[open pasture]

you're allowed to not show upo

since ur an adult

right?

[bold adder]

idk

[open pasture]

last i checked you can

[bold adder]

this is what my school says

so yea i truly idk

[open pasture]

oh

ur college focuses on attendance

that sucks

some colleges u dont even gotta show up

[bold adder]

bleh

[open pasture]

only for tests

n then u can get notes for class from friends

[bold adder]

gn vencord people

[open pasture]

I'm going to get you

you fish

I'm going to do some koi fishing

[deep token]

no

im getting iphone 16 pro

[fallow pawn]

ofc u are

nerd

[open pasture]

I'd kill myself

gn chat and remember to give me your money so i can lock more and more things behind nitro

[open pasture]

who owns fire

[open pasture]

Gift me nitro and you will 100% true not lying

[fallow pawn]

no way its jason citron

the fake json

[shrewd imp]

thefakejason

Jason Citron

Information

Member: @sharp sphinx
User ID: 1282480753128640512

Badges

Roles

<@&1191202487978438656>

Dates

Join Date: <t:1725837807>
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Media

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[open pasture]

why is this so expensive

[glass shell]

hi all

[fallow pawn]

hello

[open pasture]

Hello it is me https://discord.ceo/

[deep token]

why

[open pasture]

pointless

its only purpose is artifical intelligence

just wait for the 17 pro max

[fallow pawn]

you will say the same thing for the 17 pro max

[open pasture]

hopefully not

[fallow pawn]

die

love vscode

how can nano read this but not vscode

[glass shell]

there's a crow screaming at me

what does he want

[fallow pawn]

ask them

[jolly temple]

rahhhhh

[lone stag]

More emotion kevin

[sudden sun]

clearly sshfs does not handle perms correctly

or maybe it does

run vscode with sudo ez

[last siren]

can you buy me one

[fallow pawn]

no lunas gonna be poor after she buys one

eating water with a fork

[last siren]

Eating all of our cereal with forks because we wanted to save the milk

🐐 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3NmMKfl3Ic

[deep token]

no

[robust relic]

omg so cutr

[open pasture]

Its challenging you to a duel

[sand citrus]

:D:D:D:DDD:D

[unique wyvern]

ikr

[robust relic]

look at this goober

[unique wyvern]

such a goober

pet him

[open pasture]

now eat it

ur wasting a lot of nutrients

[robust relic]

nuh uh

it has muscle and fat potential

[open pasture]

the amount of calories that thing must have 🤤

can i eat ur cat?

[unique wyvern]

i have a feeling every friend group you’re in makes a second one without you in it

[open pasture]

they might actually be doing that

[digital kettle]

haii

[open pasture]

hello

[open pasture]

they did make a "human zoo" channel for me once and sent me to there for a week

[sand citrus]

This is so fucked up

[open pasture]

passive aggressiveness is funny

[sudden sun]

@fallow pawn

they put bocchi in genshin

[open pasture]

some people might not even realize what they're actually saying lol

[grand ether]

Hi

[grand ether]

https://youtu.be/5E30bmQhLvo

[open pasture]

bocchi in genshin???

[grand ether]

Will you listen?

[open pasture]

who?

[sudden sun]

true

[grand ether]

Everyone

[open pasture]

i cannot, look at the song that just started playing in my profile

[grand ether]

Fee Bird

[open pasture]

FREE BIRD!! 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[humble trench]

dude is getting copyrighted

[unique wyvern]

ikr it’s so evil