🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[sturdy scaffold]

damn

[magic root]

yop

https://csgoani.me/vdydock

[solemn flume]

then I learned java for a robotics class and then a college class

[modest obsidian]

@open pasture how much are used MacBooks shipping to you

[sturdy scaffold]

that's expensive

[crude fern]

how tf do i learn programing when everytime i try i get told i should use something different and learn this different thing and ugh

[lavish schooner]

*reread

Anyways use the languages you prefer, if you can do so reasonably
Otherwise, learn a new language

For instance, I prefer JS, so if performance isn't a big concern, I'll write backends in JS

[magic root]

just pick one

[crude fern]

one thing i hate about programers

[solemn flume]

one moment

I have something that should solve that really easily

[robust relic]

@crude fern if you wanna get started in programming, id recommend finding something cool you’d like to recreate
the language and tech you use wont matter at first, you’ll learn them on the fly

[sturdy scaffold]

nu

[crude fern]

???

[solemn flume]

https://learning-rust.github.io/docs/installation/
this guide is really good and allows you to go at your own pace

[crude fern]

i dont know HOW to program thats the thing

[sturdy scaffold]

the silicon chips are good

[solemn plank]

this hurts to watch. just because you dont have a use for it doesnt mean you destroy it

[lavish schooner]

literally just pick one thing you like, stick to it, and use something else only if there's a really big reason that you yourself have experienced

[crude fern]

saying just program isnt good when you dont know how to do that?

[robust relic]

what do you want to program

hard to learn stuff without uh

[sturdy scaffold]

it's to own apple!!11!!!

[robust relic]

doing the stuff

[sturdy folio]

what do you exactly want to do

[crude fern]

sure but its hard to do the stuff when you have no fucking clue how to program

[solemn plank]

yeah but the thing is you bought it to destroy it

you GAVE them money

[lavish schooner]

Wait can you genuinely not program anything?

[crude fern]

specifically i want to use portmidi to take i/o inputs from a midi device and output it as keypresses

[cosmic otter]

i think all they're saying is that you just need an idea of what you want to make

[sturdy folio]

😵‍💫

[crude fern]

i can do very basic things???

[sturdy scaffold]

it's called crush

[sturdy folio]

i have 0 experience with that so i cant tell you what to use

[crude fern]

i dont understand the portmidi docs for C

[lavish schooner]

My only advice is not to use Rust

[crude fern]

so someone told me to use rust for that

[lavish schooner]

Are there other bindings

[robust relic]

rust is not for beginners

[crude fern]

this is LITERALLY what i say annoys me

[lavish schooner]

I am not joking

[crude fern]

im just gonna go im

done

fuck this

[lavish schooner]

@crude fern

[solemn plank]

i suggest not listening. find what interests you

[crude fern]

im just done

[robust relic]

people told you to use rust cuz they thought you had experience

[magic root]

but the person hates it not doesn't have a use for it

[sturdy folio]

you probably do want to use C for that

[crude fern]

im not using anything

im literally done lol

[lavish schooner]

Yeah C is your best bet

[sturdy scaffold]

[crude fern]

this is too much

[solemn plank]

well jokes on them. they bought it!

[sturdy scaffold]

i dislike the ipad pros

[crude fern]

gonna go back to laying in bed again ig

[sturdy folio]

rust isnt the best for interfacing with hardware because it is naturally unsafe!

[solemn flume]

I think this person is so overwhelm because of programmer's contradictary words

[lavish schooner]

yeah, they wasted their money, or maybe they feel they spent it well

[robust relic]

me when the safe rust code is built around an unsafe block

[solemn flume]

The problem is that programmers are trying to be helpful but they are a bit biased in their decision.
they are harsh and they constantly belitte each other

[lavish schooner]

forget that, Rust is not for beginners

[sturdy folio]

for beginners or not whatever

[solemn flume]

I suggest picking a language you are comfortable with or are somewhat versed in

[sturdy folio]

who really cares

people start out with the depths of C

[jolly temple]

scholarly fellow

[robust relic]

people take classes to learn computers and c

[sturdy folio]

going "this is bad because its not for beginners" is stupid when there is a best way to do something

not saying rust is the best for this, but you cannot tell me C is a beginner language

[robust relic]

?????

[lavish schooner]

hopefully the depths of C aren't needed, whereas Rust really does require a good grasp of how to avoid (in terms of designing your code) the borrow checker screaming at you

[sturdy folio]

and C is the best for this

[robust relic]

what in tarnation

yeah no wonder luna hates this chat

[solemn flume]

No, but you are causing a bigger problem by overwhelming the person

[thorny estuary]

Hello my pookies.

[solemn flume]

rather than being good and wanting them to learn rust naturally you are instead pressuring them

don't force someone to use "best practice"

let them feel comfortable and naturally lean to what they want to use

This is why people drop programming

[sturdy folio]

what

im literally telling them NOT to use rust

[magic root]

maybe it was given/inherited to them?

[crude fern]

JUST DROP IT

I DONT CARE ABOUT IT ANYMORE.

[sturdy folio]

im just saying going "dont do this because this is not a beginner language" is stupid

[thorny estuary]

Yaping level today is catastrophic.

[magic root]

real

[solemn flume]

specifically i want to use portmidi to take i/o inputs from a midi device and output it as keypresses

I am going to try my best to make a program for you though

[lavish schooner]

My AP CSP teacher starts with C, and then he goes to Python...speaking of which...

@crude fern if there are Python bindings, just use that...I suggest you look into what well-maintained bindings exist (besides Rust). If you can't find any decent ones, use C

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flying-sushi-seuiei-gif-24270785

[solemn flume]

I like making utilies

[thorny estuary]

Cat with sushi

Lol silly gato

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibing-paw-finger-dancing-gif-27335594

[sturdy folio]

yoap

[thorny estuary]

Cat

[lavish schooner]

oh sry

[robust relic]

cats netter than meaningless arguments

[thorny estuary]

True

[robust relic]

yall post cat gifs instead of arguing on bread please

https://tenor.com/view/discord-cat-discord-cat-caption-cat-caption-cat-meme-what-the-fuck-is-that-thing-gif-26380283

[sturdy folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133650325178421330/1281148557457494026/if-i-roll-every-number-known.gif

[thorny estuary]

What if no embed?

[robust relic]

skill issue

[thorny estuary]

Fuck

[robust relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1244407804572205116/alabania.gif

[thorny estuary]

Kill me

[crude fern]

I. DONT. CARE. ANYMORE.

[magic root]

shrimply explode

[thorny estuary]

Im not on my pc haha!

[cosmic otter]

i like how luna said they weren't doing the project anymore and everyone just continued giving it advice

[magic root]

force feeding advice

[robust relic]

wtf is common sense for anyway

[sturdy folio]

My advice is quit this discord server

[thorny estuary]

Sense that is common.

Cuz

Yeah

[robust relic]

show me how please

[thorny estuary]

Okay im gonna sleep now byeiieieie

[robust relic]

good idea

good nite

[thorny estuary]

Nvm im not even sleepy why did I say that

[sturdy folio]

Click on this convenient button

[somber leaf]

Depends on what youre going for. If you actually wanna know how a computer works under the hood then C is a good first lang. If you wanna make stuff and understand software arch then maybe something like java. If you wanna understand memory safety and life times... rust

[magic root]

what happened to #starboard

??????

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/eepy-cat-eepy-car-sleepy-cat-cat-sleepy-eepy-gif-3508866507940622940

[somber leaf]

C and java were both my first languages after a debocal with python

[rich hornet]

i ate it

[lavish schooner]

that's not my entire reason

The actual reason is that C is easier to write than Rust (yes, we all know C is weird), but Rust is really picky when it comes to errors and such, so, in combination with the library being written in C, a beginner would have an easier time with C than with Rust

[thorny estuary]

Fatass

[robust relic]

man

[magic root]

explode now

[bold adder]

if common sense exists what is legendary sense

[somber leaf]

yes, we all know C is weird
C isnt werid its assembly macros

[rich hornet]

rude and uncalled for

[lavish schooner]

C isn't the best but I don't know what bindings exist

[magic root]

rust error messages are actually really good, most of the time it provides a fix and documentation

[lavish schooner]

trueeeeee :3

[robust relic]

ok gn fr the brainrot has exceeded level 1024

[thorny estuary]

Fatass.

[magic root]

spidey senses

[sturdy folio]

Rust is supposed to be picky because that guarantees your code is good

[lavish schooner]

the fix isn't always as simple as the error

[somber leaf]

C requires a fundamental understanding of how the stack and heap works and does not do anything for y ou

[somber leaf]

to its detriment and has a lot of syntatical sugar that are concepts that we made up that have little to do with how computers actually work and can be cumersome

[lavish schooner]

if you're just using some library...not really? Like, look at the LLVM C API

[sturdy folio]

But because it’s picky doesn’t mean you absolutely have to write good code

[sturdy folio]

All concepts are made up 😭

[magic root]

for some type problems, yeah maybe

[lavish schooner]

I'm not saying you're wrong

I'm just saying it's over the top in this instance

[somber leaf]

chat im scared

[sturdy folio]

And I’m saying it’s supposed to be

[solemn flume]

https://github.com/PortMidi/portmidi?tab=readme-ov-file#language-bindings
Ooh

[sturdy folio]

That’s what makes rust, well rust

[winter needle]

why are you placing explicit types in that snippet

[lavish schooner]

"it" = "using Rust"

I'm not dissing Rust right now

[cosmic otter]

who cares

[lavish schooner]

I'm saying "don't use it for this if you're a beginner"

[cosmic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[sturdy folio]

If it wasn’t so picky it couldn’t guarantee a bunch of stuff and had to do a bunch of extra stuff at runtime which would make the language less safe and slower

[solemn flume]

the biggest problem is that we overwhelmed someone who was interested in programming into not wanting anything to do with it

[jolly temple]

peg my app on that uptake

[lavish schooner]

since writing it in C might not really require you to know the difference between the heap and the stack

[sturdy folio]

I’m just copy pasting lines from my code 😭

[lavish schooner]

because it's just some library

[somber leaf]

if you actually wanna do anything you will have to know how to heap alloc

[lavish schooner]

I KNOW LOL

I'm just saying a beginner likely shouldn't use it for this use case

[somber leaf]

a library cant do EVERYTHING for you

or at least most dont

[lavish schooner]

Look at the LLVM C API

[somber leaf]

else it would just be its own program

[weak vale]

vencord is fightinggggg

[cosmic otter]

oh my god

can we talk about something else

[somber leaf]

what is your point about it lol

[bold adder]

average day in vencord

vendor venniecord

[solemn flume]

I remeber playing a ton of plants vs zombies. I got a game year of edition when I was young

I haven't been able to re-find the disc

[cosmic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/arting-siamese-cat-gigachad-ambatukam-ambasing-gif-26293326

[solemn flume]

I do have a steam version now tho

[sturdy folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1272186604403818626/togif.gif

[solemn flume]

Ea did plants vs zombies 2 dirty though

[lavish schooner]

What I remember is that it says "call LLVMDisposeSomething (or some name like that)" when you're done with a particular object

Following those instructions should be good enough

@sturdy folio forget it; there are Python bindings, so that's the best option

[sturdy folio]

Python sucks tho

[lavish schooner]

i know

but

[cosmic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/latinx-calm-down-ui-gif-9033828531505586051

[lavish schooner]

beginner

[lavish schooner]

at least the racist gif is gender neutral

[solemn flume]

I am cuban though so

I find it pretty funny

[cosmic otter]

i think racist is a bit of an exaggeration

[lavish schooner]

it is

I'm exaggerating so I can say "gender neutral" and "racist" in the same sentence lol

[sly spear]

Guh is it a big issue if my repo name is already used by someone else

[lavish schooner]

@sturdy folio do you wanna hug it out (joke)

[lavish schooner]

you mean package name?

[lavish schooner]

:3

[crude fern]

cool will do

[fallow temple]

Gonna delete impersonation reporter who wants webhook link

[sly spear]

Nop

[lavish schooner]

hm is this a github repo?

doesn't the other person have a different username?

[junior ridge]

myaa

[lavish schooner]

nyan :3

[sly spear]

Yes

[sturdy scaffold]

miku

[lavish schooner]

@sly spear

[rough crater]

hi

[slow urchin]

@sudden sun just thought of a new way to optimize

[junior ridge]

[sly spear]

Yeah they do

I just meant like

[junior ridge]

so true

[sly spear]

Recognisability wise

I mean there's no duplicates anyway but i'm just curious

[sturdy scaffold]

yea

[indigo elk]

WISEEEEEEEE

[sturdy scaffold]

wiseman

[indigo elk]

Wiseman =D

[lavish schooner]

See how many stars the other project has lol

[lavish schooner]

ryuzaki wiseman

[signal rose]

CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE DAISY DUKES BIKIS ON TOP SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE

[lavish schooner]

i've never experienced any of that...whatever that is

although i am a california boy...sooo...

[signal rose]

I've never been to california

[lavish schooner]

ah

bricky

is

is ur role

brick colored

[jolly temple]

having fun and the kitchen is not found" 😭

[signal rose]

ohh i guess it is

that wasn't on purpose

[lavish schooner]

418 im a teapot

[signal rose]

I made it to match my profile

[lavish schooner]

so it was on purpose

[signal rose]

but also a bit darker because the brigher red hurt my eyes

[lavish schooner]

oh

so @sturdy folio hurts your eyes?

[signal rose]

hmmm not a ton, but I just didn't like seeing it on my own messages, which was whenever I sent one

I don't mind other people's

I mean if the entire chat was like red I might not like it

[lavish schooner]

understood

[open pasture]

hi guys

[signal rose]

what does that mean

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1280246934296199360/upload.gif

[shy river]

Gilld cheez

[lavish schooner]

pipe bomb :3

[sly spear]

https://github.com/cheesesamwich/lucidacli

[open pasture]

:3

[lavish schooner]

(idk what a pipe bomb looks like)

[signal rose]

probly that

problably

[pine zephyr]

Dentist here
explode

[lavish schooner]

yeah you should avoid similar names since it's that unoriginal

[sly spear]

Dawg it was hypothetical

lmfao

[lavish schooner]

buh

[sturdy scaffold]

hii

[tawny sundial]

hi is there somewhere i can suggest plugins to be made?

[open pasture]

do it yourself

[sly spear]

^

[tawny sundial]

bro i know python and thats about it

[sly spear]

Sad life damn

[open pasture]

[tawny sundial]

thats a lie

kinda

[open pasture]

no shit

if youre here asking for fakedeafen gtfo

[tawny sundial]

i really only know python and i kinda know some others

[junior ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/счастье-gif-23940530

[edgy ermine]

hi vencodr people

[open pasture]

hi :3

[edgy ermine]

:3

[tawny sundial]

no im asking for someone to make a plugin that hides the stupid quests thing permanently

[signal rose]

that's css no?

[edgy ermine]

what thing

[signal rose]

certified vns moment

[tawny sundial]

1 sec lemme get screenshot

[edgy ermine]

send it in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[tawny sundial]

ok 1 sec tho

[edgy ermine]

finally

[open pasture]

lets go

[signal rose]

I should become a contributor

[edgy ermine]

you should

its fun

[signal rose]

where are some resources

[spice abyss]

rip plugins request

[open pasture]

I would contribute if I had the appropriate ts knowledge

[jolly temple]

flesh command would make steam shit bro who don't write the only need an xbox instead though

[open pasture]

I only know stripped down js :3

[tawny sundial]

done

[lapis lichen]

@sly spearout of all the plugins, you've seen so far which one was the most dangerous to you? just curious

im talkking about private ones

not publicly available plugins

[open pasture]

vencord-b***plug.io moment

[signal rose]

when

i mean

gross

[lavish schooner]

woah :3

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/dantdm-gif-4016435219676753363

you want a liver?

[lavish schooner]

ew, liver

[open pasture]

What

[open pasture]

you heard me

That's my liver

[tawny sundial]

i wish i didnt google this github project

[open pasture]

ill give you my liver for a steam gift card

[open pasture]

lmao

Stop stealing my livers

[tawny sundial]

[open pasture]

I was asking if you wanted mine

[open pasture]

Hmm

No

ill sell it to you

[open pasture]

I steal them, not buy

I'm gonna yoink yours

[edgy ermine]

i can still request plugins ||to myself||

[solemn flume]

I remeber when lightcord was a thing.
I also remeber some people using the discord bot client thingy

[open pasture]

real

[solemn flume]

I would contritube but I barely know any typescript and javascript

I could donate though which would be fine but I don't really have a job to bring that money back

[pine zephyr]

chat I like Latinas I want them

[tawny sundial]

ok what tf is a shig?

[pine zephyr]

so what would u call me

[hushed lark]

All I want is a big booty Latina 😔

[pine zephyr]

so true

[tawny sundial]

the gif is a shigger?

[vague sandal]

am I allowed to be here?

[open pasture]

real

[pine zephyr]

I live in a island full of latinos

I like them

but asians

[cursive hornet]

No

[hushed lark]

Idk

[pine zephyr]

they sum else

[vague sandal]

oh ok

[hushed lark]

Need me a thick Asian in my life 😭

[tawny sundial]

chill diddy

[vague sandal]

whatever floats your boat

[pine zephyr]

I forgot they existed

[hushed lark]

Did you call me diddy for wanting a thick Asian?

[pine zephyr]

I chubby

a little bit of meat

[hushed lark]

They’re rare but that just makes finding one even better

[soft wadi]

@jaunty trellis this game really is internet crack

[open pasture]

and if a double decker bus

[sly spear]

Not sure why you're asking me specifically but it's gotta be the bp plugin because i feel like the person who made that needs genuine psychological help

[pine zephyr]

I need u

[open pasture]

real

[pine zephyr]

[lavish schooner]

what is bp

[open pasture]

b***plug

[lavish schooner]

besides british petroleum

[lavish schooner]

wait that's real?

[open pasture]

yeah

[lavish schooner]

buh

[soft wadi]

u need me?

[paper gate]

hi sho

[pine zephyr]

I need your conformt

[lavish schooner]

do you want hugs

[soft wadi]

yes

[soft wadi]

did something happen

[pine zephyr]

I need your presence

[paper gate]

g

[lavish schooner]

huggggggggg

[pine zephyr]

I need to hear your voice

[jolly temple]

hiiiii

[pine zephyr]

but not yet

[lavish schooner]

hiiiiiiiii~

[pine zephyr]

the time has not come yet

[soft wadi]

r u singing

[pine zephyr]

no

[paper gate]

:(

[solemn flume]

It seems to me that the vencord page says that not donating per month means not getting any donator role or thing. You need to donate per month ...

.___.

[open pasture]

you get a pink one for as low as 1$

[lavish schooner]

@warped moat hugggggggg

get triple hugged

[open pasture]

but for a custom one its 5$ a month

[solemn flume]

it seems to me that you cannot get any reward if you only donate once

[open pasture]

you do

any one time is this pink one

[lavish schooner]

it looks very gay

(:3)

[lapis lava]

u can donate for only a month

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399812849318232095/1281519760240148500/Woodpecker_No._1_Remastered.mp3

[quartz bane]

i am a fuckin deer yall

:3

[open pasture]

school trip moment

[open pasture]

and you keep it after you stop?

[open pasture]

who says im not

(:3)

[lavish schooner]

(:3)

[solemn flume]

No, there's another page to donate just once on github's sponsor page

[lavish schooner]

time to donate more than once a month /s

[open pasture]

time to donate monthly for one month and keep the role for eternity

[lapis lava]

ignore

just sponsor for monthly and cancel right afyer

[open pasture]

do you keep za role

[lapis lava]

does it look like i lost the role

[open pasture]

fire

[lapis lava]

i mean role may be removed if max role limit is reached and ur inactive

the custom one

[solemn flume]

aren't donation added randomly?

I am just asking about the donation status on the profile

[open pasture]

what about za badge

[lapis lava]

what?

[lapis lava]

does it look like i lost my badge

i am still duke the java mascot

[solemn flume]

"vencord donor"

[pine zephyr]

rewards are not given for free

[open pasture]

I mean will it ever be removed

[pine zephyr]

you always sacrifice something

[lapis lava]

afaik no

[open pasture]

fire

[lapis lava]

seen some past sponsors by months still have badge

[open pasture]

I one time donated 1$ for za role :3

[solemn flume]

what made you think "free"?

donating once isn't free though

[pine zephyr]

I never talked

[junior ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/991451220944367700/1229432531590451363/caption.gif

[pine zephyr]

if i ever find zeet ima just do this

[tawny vault]

Army Shiggy.

[solemn flume]

it might just be better to ask the mods of vencord about how donation works

because I am getting contradicting answers

and it may also see if it's actually worth it for me

[signal rose]

to keep your badge you gotta keep paying iirc

[lapis lava]

nop

[signal rose]

?

oh wait

????????????

I must actually be crazy

[jolly temple]

vaius lmao look so hungry

[lapis lava]

yes

[signal rose]

how did I misread that for months

[solemn flume]

this is exactly why i want to ask the moderators explain my finicial situation and have them discuss it with me

[lavish schooner]

hm if i donate $200 am i immune from getting banned

[signal rose]

honestly a good rule of thumb especially for subscriptions, is if you have to consider it that much, and have to ask other people if it's "worth it" for you, it's almost always not worth it

[lapis lava]

mods don’t answer anything related to vencord that can be answered by other people

[solemn flume]

Except, I am asking about a one time donation

not per month

if that yields nothing then it's worthless

[jaunty stag]

didnt some person pay $200 for a ton of badges

[signal rose]

no it helps support

[solemn flume]

I just want to add some value to vencord

[lapis lava]

my experience: i donated 5$, got a role and badge. never paid further. i still have that role and badge.

[solemn flume]

if I donated once and got nothing back I would feel cheated

[open pasture]

I donated 1$ and got pink and am happy :3

[edgy ermine]

donate to support the developer smh

[lapis lava]

tbh you should see a donation not as buying a product

more like supporting vee

[edgy ermine]

i donate monthly and i got pink role

[lapis lava]

if u think former just don’t donate bro

[edgy ermine]

well it's covered up now but still

[lavish schooner]

it's a donation, not a purchase

if your financial situation isn't stable, don't donate

[lapis lava]

yop

[lavish schooner]

I believe vee mentioned this before

[solemn flume]

I don't know my dad was the type of man to tell me to donate open source projects if I truly like them and if they are donator rewards to claim them

[mellow sedge]

guys how do i paste a link to a css file for themes

[signal rose]

ctrl v

[modest obsidian]

what programming language do i use for an api wrapper

[junior ridge]

myaaa

[mellow sedge]

i mean where to get the link

[modest obsidian]

ctrl-c

[solemn flume]

api wrapper of what?

[junior ridge]

[signal rose]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[modest obsidian]

south korean banking

[hushed lark]

Any Brazilians in the chat?

[solemn flume]

I guess I feel kind of pressured?

[modest obsidian]

what is brazil

[lavish relic]

hii

[hushed lark]

A place where people live

[junior ridge]

lame

[modest obsidian]

ok so mars

[hushed lark]

And I want to ask one of those people what they think about the nfl game happening

[open pasture]

:3

[hushed lark]

Erm no

[open pasture]

7.56$ for them all fr >:D

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-scarlet-remilia-my-beloved-scarlet-sister-gif-24885106

[solemn flume]

I have applied to many jobs and I had them either denied or denied.
I do get money per work though.
I don't really have any costs rn but I don't have a lot of saved money either

I am only willing to donate to know what benefits it gives me and everything related to it.
I would not want to donate monthly

[junior ridge]

kerbal meoww program

[open pasture]

:3

[junior ridge]

that is so true

[open pasture]

donate to my cause

more steam games :3

[signal rose]

donate to me for fun :3

[lavish schooner]

:3

[signal rose]

(I don't need the money)

[fallow pawn]

donate to me

[solemn flume]

.....

[open pasture]

(I have literally no use for money)

other than games

and car ears :3

[fallow pawn]

I will use ur money to feed my kitties

[open pasture]

worth it

[junior ridge]

why is the zfs cache like 65gbs wtf

[signal rose]

125.8 GiB

[solemn flume]

I would rather not spend my $15 on average per week on random shengians

[signal rose]

thats what money is for :3

[modest obsidian]

donate to the feather developer

iirc she's a cool person

[lavish relic]

sorry it was me

[junior ridge]

:c

[open pasture]

my with my drives :3

[solemn flume]

I am already paying for my vps per month and that's 10.54 + 0.08 for the visa international fee.

[open pasture]

why even have a vps

[modest obsidian]

only 10.54?

[open pasture]

probably 2mb ram 1vcpu :3

[junior ridge]

why do that when you can have a 25tb nas

[jolly temple]

bircats

[open pasture]

because
mone

[lavish schooner]

car ears

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

holy shi

[lavish schooner]

donate to me hourly

i only accept hugs

[junior ridge]

i spent liiike... 350 on mine max

[modest obsidian]

monthly (only VPSes)

[junior ridge]

server was ~100, drives were ~100, drive trays were ~60, ram was ~100

[solemn flume]

$8.49 - base Vps s ssd cost
$2.05 - - Location: USE1 New York [VPS S]

my specs:

VPS S SSD (hid_ip) 4 cores 8 GB 200 GB (100% SSD) 200 Mbit/s 1 $10.54 / month

I host from contabo

[junior ridge]

i thought that said costco

😭

[open pasture]

does this count

[solemn flume]

as for why I have personal projects and built utils I found useful

[open pasture]

real

[junior ridge]

😭

i mean its not bad i have like 4tbs in my pc

[open pasture]

I have 1.25tb in mine :3

[junior ridge]

i have a 2tb nvme, a 2tb hdd, and a 500gb nvme

[open pasture]

then a 2tb very legal hdd on a server running jellyfin homeassistant and the likes :3

[junior ridge]

hmm

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/patchouli-knowledge-patchy-fumo-fumofumo-bop-gif-23498405

[junior ridge]

i have an old workstation that is my jellyfin server

[solemn flume]

I would go with hetzner but it would cost more

[modest obsidian]

my laptop has 2 1TB drives

[junior ridge]

cause it has a gpu

[modest obsidian]

just... buy a computer

[junior ridge]

i also use it to rip moviess

[modest obsidian]

and host it from your house

:)

[solemn flume]

.....

[junior ridge]

thats hard with some isps and shit

[solemn flume]

I have a vps because it's more reliable than selfhosting.

[modest obsidian]

fair

[junior ridge]

id know

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow moment

[junior ridge]

my old isp said lol no fuck you

my new isp helped me setup my port forwarding and stuff

[solemn flume]

I have a rasberry pi 4B rev 1.1 but I don't want to use it for my project shit

except testing

[junior ridge]

just be like me

i have 8 rack mount servers

[modest obsidian]

monthly expenses rn

[lapis lava]

my raspi4b runs my entire infra

[junior ridge]

i have an entire server rack in my office

[open pasture]

gimme

I want :3

[junior ridge]

nop

ive spent like 2k on it i think

prob more

[solemn flume]

CPU: BCM2835 (4) @ 1.500GHz
Memory: 528MiB / 1849MiB

[modest obsidian]

that's more expensive than the US nuke arsenal

[solemn flume]

That's the rpi stats

[fallow pawn]

she veeping

[solemn plank]

bout to drop sum fish info...

[open pasture]

vaping?? thats bad for her

[fallow pawn]

no veeping

[modest obsidian]

what are vending machine pronouns

[solemn flume]

I only have 2 GB for my rasberry pi

[open pasture]

Vee ping

[open pasture]

vending/machine

[solemn flume]

I use this:

3.40 GiB / 7.75 GiB

on my vps

[open pasture]

what job do you have

[modest obsidian]

only 8 GB?

crazy

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/sakuya-gif-7153132318095246524

[junior ridge]

none :3

[open pasture]

guh

[junior ridge]

i just had money

and spent it on server stuff because im irresponsible

[open pasture]

how does one spend 2k on a rack mount but not have a job

[open pasture]

real

[solemn flume]

it's a vps not a dedicated machine

[open pasture]

cough

[modest obsidian]

skill issue

i own my hardware

[junior ridge]

[modest obsidian]

y'all have nice pve instances

[junior ridge]

i just reinstalled it on 4 of the servers lmao

[solemn flume]

I don't have a monitor for my rpi rn that's because my stepdad's borrowing my monitor rn

[junior ridge]

added them to my main cluster

[solemn flume]

I do have the other one though but I use that for my laptop

[lapis lava]

love

[junior ridge]

cause the nodeX were in their own cluster for a while

[open pasture]

🧌

[modest obsidian]

current laptop rn

[lapis lava]

i have too much disk

[open pasture]

YAA HYFETCH

[modest obsidian]

yup

[lapis lava]

fastfetch > hyfetch

faster

[open pasture]

all the package distribs

[modest obsidian]

faster but the colors...

[open pasture]

I'm gonna make slowfetch

[modest obsidian]

yup

[open pasture]

It will be super slow

[lapis lava]

hyfetch still has neofetch thing of waiting 10 seconds for a stat to show

[open pasture]

hyfetch with fastfetch backend

Written in JavaScript

[junior ridge]

you should see some of my servers

[junior ridge]

one has like 15tbs, one has 35ish

[solemn plank]

written in BASIC

[lapis lava]

compare

[open pasture]

Whar

[modest obsidian]

i had to censor this because me no want leak ip

[solemn plank]

seabream attack GO

[edgy ermine]

the shiggy wiggy

[open pasture]

🐟

[open pasture]

leaking local ip

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sakuya-touhou-flossing-the-shiggy-wiggy-gif-1053644558752728133

[modest obsidian]

no

it's a public ip

:/

[solemn flume]

Installing fastfetch on rasberrpian might be a bit harder for my local server so yeah.

[modest obsidian]

211/8

[tired sundial]

does discord have any real people behind its support team holy shit

[cosmic otter]

@fallow pawn

[open pasture]

says local ip

[edgy ermine]

im tired

weekend... finally...

[modest obsidian]

i plug directly into my modem

no router

[tired sundial]

i want to remove my phone number from my account and i do and i immediately get phonelocked

[open pasture]

ah

sigma

[modest obsidian]

so public ip from isp

[tired sundial]

i email support i get a bot response 5 seconds later

[edgy ermine]

suspicious activity flags moment

[tired sundial]

where do i talk to a real person

[edgy ermine]

they won't remove it

[modest obsidian]

you don't

[edgy ermine]

it's permanent

[open pasture]

you dont

[tired sundial]

thats great

[jolly temple]

girl why

[tired sundial]

thanks discord

[edgy ermine]

actually idk about this

one time i got phonelocked when creating a new account

but after 10 seconds it went away

no phone

[open pasture]

2 of my accounts are phonelocked

[cosmic otter]

phone lock doesn't go away yeah

[lapis lava]

this account is phonelocked

[edgy ermine]

i think discord changed its mind

[solemn plank]

WHY DID THIS REPLY

[open pasture]

from creation

[cosmic otter]

my account is phone locked

[solemn flume]

I had a really bad experience with discord support and they also refuse to remove phone vertification in anyway.
their dumb api flags your account due to a discord internal error and discord goes nuh uh

[edgy ermine]

its not an error

[lapis lava]

yeah i remember

[open pasture]

thankfully this one isnt

[edgy ermine]

their system flagged you

[tired sundial]

how have they not been sued yet lol

[lapis lava]

back when i was discord worker i was underpaid and i phone locked you

[cosmic otter]

sued for what

[toxic garden]

How do you do Personal Roles?

[open pasture]

real

[modest obsidian]

because they didn't break any laws?

[edgy ermine]

remember how when you signed up you checked the TOS

[tired sundial]

there is NO support dude

[open pasture]

^

[cosmic otter]

thats not illegal

[paper gate]

im lost in the sauce

[solemn flume]

I went the discord developers server to the api channel and it would not load and then it flagged me

[tired sundial]

ok well how are they like getting away with it thats more like thid

[cosmic otter]

@paper gate

[solemn flume]

so no, it's bullshit

[tired sundial]

i worded it wrong

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1012362190449279037/1072340899922710539/doc481642825_656405700.gif

[open pasture]

me when this account was locked because I said I was 6 and didnt receive a response until 2 weeks later

[hazy tapir]

Getting 5 happy meals to try to get more new Sanrio key chains

[edgy ermine]

did you actually get phonelocked or did it simply not let you pass because of verification level

[open pasture]

real girlkisser

[solemn flume]

I had to verify with my phone again

it would not allow me to access it

[hazy tapir]

Am fucked if my acc gets locked cause the email is lost

[hazy tapir]

Wym silly

[solemn flume]

and I had servers join for you, attack my other account

[toxic garden]

So Just nothing...... got it

[edgy ermine]

was it a full page lock screen or only the server

[open pasture]

[solemn plank]

Good Good 🏀

[solemn flume]

full account

as in full page

and app

[edgy ermine]

the one with the castle image?

[solemn flume]

The castle image yeah

[edgy ermine]

rip

[hazy tapir]

Google acc* sorry even worse

[edgy ermine]

no way around that

[solemn plank]

its not actually real, its just using emojis and markdown

[edgy ermine]

:white_circle:

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/reimu-kawaii-touhou-reimu-hakurei-dance-gif-24099082

[solemn flume]

Discord doesn't really care, if they cared they would allow 2 accounts tied to the same number from the same ip.

[edgy ermine]

\⚪

@fallow pawn samsam

a

wyd

[cosmic otter]

i don't know any service that allows that

[toxic garden]

Ohhh Okay...

[solemn flume]

Twitter and google both do and other companies in my experience

[tired sundial]

ok so there's absolutely no chance i will be able to talk to a real person is that correct

[edgy ermine]

you will

just

[edgy ermine]

in a month

[junior ridge]

:3

[edgy ermine]

where they say they won't help you

[tired sundial]

uh i got an immediate automated response i doubt it

[solemn flume]

"sorry, (flips the finger) closes the thread."

[edgy ermine]

when i asked discord support to transfer ownership of my friend's server to me they replied in a month

[jolly temple]

ea did with almost cry about and c is literally clones

[solemn flume]

"automated response"

[junior ridge]

c is literally clones

[solemn flume]

They did weirdly transfer the repo that had a lot of users

that my friend used to own

but it had over the value

like 100 to 200

[edgy ermine]

they only transfer if it has 100

[solemn plank]

click here to open a dam in italy

[hazy tapir]

Completing a happy meal set is gambling

[edgy ermine]

selecting under 100 just causes your ticket to go to the backrooms

[solemn flume]

Nah they just go, pathetic

I have a feeling they just outsource support

I had them tell me to contact the bot owner i.e. me because the dms weren't loading on the discord side

[edgy ermine]

i doubt they let an underpaid worker out of country full access to your discord account

[open pasture]

[rough crater]

h

[solemn flume]

and I showed them the screenshot

discord support is unironically bad

[edgy ermine]

i think roblox used to do this

and their admin panel got leaked

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/lexycat-gif-16827398735784581973

[rough crater]

cool

[open pasture]

lmao

[solemn flume]

Hi JDJG,
 
I just checked with my team, and upon review of your account, it appears that our detection system has triggered successfully and we will not be removing the phone verification requirement on your account. You'll be required to register a phone number to your Discord account in order to continue using it.
 
If you are using a VPN or proxy that was shared with other bad actors, this may have been flagged on your account. However, for privacy reasons, we are not able to share further details on this.
If you are trying to complete this verification, please let me know the number you're trying to register and we can investigate this further.
 
Best,
MarkS

• what they say on this always

after explaining the situation

[fallow pawn]

the prophecy is real

[winter girder]

grr

[solemn flume]

Hi JDJG,
 
Thank you for getting back to us!
 
I'm afraid that we aren't able to remove the required phone number verification on your Discord account. Your account will continue to be subject to the phone number verification requirement. For continued use of the account, you must register a phone number and maintain it on your Discord account.
 
I know this isn't the best news, but if you have other concerns or questions, please let me know.
 
Cheers,
Reynold

[winter girder]

i hate apple apps DEWHUYEWFYURFWYFRWYU

[solemn flume]

I am essentially forced to use this number for the rest of my life

[edgy ermine]

if they wanted to all they have to do is uncheck a thing on your account

[solemn flume]

on discord

[hazy tapir]

Tbh I hate rng achiments in games

[open pasture]

rng achiments

[solemn flume]

I hate the bullshit of
"we found it to be accurate"

[hazy tapir]

Krilling me selfish

[solemn flume]

have you actually looked at the data, no you didn't

wait what?

Bruh

[vapid adder]

hellooooo

[open pasture]

wait what

how did you get that

[edgy ermine]

you saw nothing

[open pasture]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT

discord feds be abducting their ass fr

[lapis lava]

HAHALOSAH blink twice if jason citrus is holding you hostage

[edgy ermine]

[solemn flume]

That actually makes me angry, what idiots are working on discord support?

[open pasture]

BELUGA

[solemn flume]

I didn't do anything wrong to get flagged

their system is just shit

[bold adder]

thats not twice so they arent hostage

move on folks

[open pasture]

[lapis lava]

im still banned from beluga server

[fallow pawn]

people who work on discord support usually don't have sufficient power to provide such actions

[noble quest]

@edgy ermine wobble

[open pasture]

whatd you do

[fallow pawn]

so they're just told its not possible

[edgy ermine]

wobble

[open pasture]

@edgy ermine wobble

[bold adder]

wobbly

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-touhou-flandre-scarlet-knocking-head-gif-16525135

[edgy ermine]

wobble

[solemn flume]

I guess I am going to try to messaging discord support again

and try to get them to actually look at it

[open pasture]

if only I could do that with a . in my email on that account

[solemn flume]

although, I just don't think discord cares for its users

[hazy tapir]

Girls

[solemn flume]

I am level 10 and never got the image role...

was the info I got off?

[hazy tapir]

How do I check my level even

[fallow pawn]

v+ image @solemn flume

le vennie points doesnt have perms

[solemn flume]

oh.

[open pasture]

lmao

why

[solemn flume]

so you saw my message in bot-commands?

[fallow pawn]

idk

[solemn flume]

of running the xp command?

[fallow pawn]

yes?

[vapid adder]

v+ :3

[hazy tapir]

Idk how to check my level qwq

[paper gate]

I'm lost in the sauce

[open pasture]

/level

[solemn flume]

run %xp in bot-commands

[solemn plank]

someone dmed me this video so i cursed them more. they can no Longer move their ring fingers

[open pasture]

Hi lost in the sauce

I'm farnsie

[paper gate]

hiii

farnsie so nice

[open pasture]

[solemn plank]

Horrid Curse is inflicted

[solemn flume]

I had this happen to me once:

Here's support's response:

Hey JDJG,

I’m sorry to hear you’re having trouble with JDBot. Unfortunately, we don’t maintain or develop this bot, so sadly we won’t be able to provide support for this issue. However, I would recommend getting in touch with the bot’s developer or your server’s moderation team for further support.

If you have any specific questions about the Discord app though, please let me know here!

Best,
Joshua K

my response:

I was saying earlier I couldn't dm it, because messages failed to load, It works now, but what do you think happened?

Discord rather than trying to fix the issue blammed me

[winter girder]

why is apple so shit at making websites

[hazy tapir]

It'd apple

Their sh

[fallow pawn]

I think they're pretty good

[solemn flume]

Good to know that you're able to send messages to the bot now. I'm afraid we really cannot determine what the issue was, but my best guess would be the bot may have gone offline for a bit.

• them

me:

it was an issue with messages failed to load, the bot was online, it was a discord issue before.
(as seen in the screenshot)

them:

Thanks for following up. This is Jhoana, stepping in for Joshua since he's currently away. We currently have no ongoing issues similar to this and it looks like the issue is isolated to this bot. If this happens again, you can contact the bot developer so they can help you with the review.

If you do have other questions or concerns about the app, please don't hesitate to contact us anytime.

Discord support would rather blame bot developers for issues on the platform

than api outages

[edgy ermine]

vmute

anger

[solemn flume]

It also makes sense why i hated report people on discord's pages of gloom

till they made in app report button

[hazy tapir]

Eh depends on the product

[rough crater]

whos

[solemn flume]

user_requested?

[open pasture]

real

[solemn flume]

That's such weird name

[open pasture]

discord support back in 2022

[solemn plank]

discord support when i apparate infront of one of them and knock 'em out cold

[edgy ermine]

lmao

[winter girder]

for some reason i can only sign into my apple account on apple music website but cant literally anywhere else??

[winter girder]

just gives a 500 error

[open pasture]

not id.apple.com?

[winter girder]

nope

[fallow pawn]

wouldnt that mean their apple website good

[solemn flume]

Whenever I deal with discord support, I feel like I am speaking to someone who would rather go nuh uh, stop taklking to me

[open pasture]

why do you have access to this

I thought you were vencord suppport

[edgy ermine]

i am vencodr support

[noble quest]

discord RCE

[edgy ermine]

not discodr support

[hazy tapir]

Fed/j

[dawn iris]

Discord support

I sleep

[jolly temple]

true..

[dawn iris]

Samsung support

Kill.

[open pasture]

then how

[solemn plank]

whenever i apparate its like a powerpoint transition

[rough crater]

she turned the ven in vencord support to dis

so easy

[solemn flume]

I hate talking to company support

they are always so belitting

no sir, you cannot exist please stop talking to me

[open pasture]

what the sigma

[hazy tapir]

MCD9NALDS GAVE ME F7CK8NG 6 SPRITES INSTEAD OF MY HAPPY MEALS

[open pasture]

send link fr

:3

[rough crater]

this ui is ass ngl

[solemn flume]

Wait

[edgy ermine]

reply to this message if you're a

[winter girder]

what..?

[solemn plank]

6 sprites... wtf

[hazy tapir]

Am dumb nvm kms

[solemn plank]

oh

[dawn iris]

Stupid

[hazy tapir]

Look

It was a whole bag of sprites

[dawn iris]

Double stupid

[spice abyss]

how is bro gonna drink all of that 💀

[open pasture]

OK BUT HOW DO YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT

They're a discord admin

[hazy tapir]

Any good way to save it so it doesn't flatline

[open pasture]

Duh

[solemn flume]

.___. this is their personal account and their work account is something else

[open pasture]

Hello Vencord chat

[open pasture]

[dawn iris]

Drink.

[bold adder]

i want something else to hug instead of my pillow

[spice abyss]

zib zib zub zub

[bold adder]

while i play horror games

[hazy tapir]

6 LARGE SPRITED

[upbeat echo]

[open pasture]

blahaj

[solemn plank]

im not from another planet but i aint exactly human either, close enough

[open pasture]

Your sibling's pillow

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-go-spinny-blahaj-blahaj-spin-spin-shark-spin-gif-25670993

[bold adder]

he will explod

[open pasture]

or cat

[dawn iris]

No friends?

[open pasture]

cat cute

[spice abyss]

buy a animeg girl plushie

[hazy tapir]

No

[dawn iris]

Howie

[solemn flume]

the site you linked to feels sus

[bold adder]

sometimes i lock in too hard and get jumpscared and i throw my pillow across the room

[upbeat echo]

nah, that's not enough

[bold adder]

dont want that to be my haj

[open pasture]

IMMA BACK

I GOT THE ACCOUNT ABCK

[dawn iris]

Ok

[open pasture]

I NEVER DIE

sigma

[dawn iris]

Can you lose it again

Please

[open pasture]

can you ask them to replace you with me in the :3 clan

:3

:3

[bold adder]

why can you only be waitlisted for 1 guild

mfing

[edgy ermine]

https://staging.discord.co

[open pasture]

im wait list for like 7 gang

[spare meadow]

Bag?

[open pasture]

its not the waitlist to the guild its to guild program

[bold adder]

oh

guh

[edgy ermine]

the waitlist is fake

btw

you're not being waitlisted

[open pasture]

yup

[jolly temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598291645435346955/1261719915145203812/IMG_1682.gif

[dawn iris]

Yop

[spice abyss]

chat how do i cancel my gild waitlist

[open pasture]

public invites go brr

[dawn iris]

Always has been

[spice abyss]

how

[dawn iris]

Now the correct thing to do is to live life without the little stamp next to your name

And laugh at clan users

[open pasture]

real

[spice abyss]

i bet theres a clan that require moneys to join

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-nerd-emoji-index-finger-pointing-up-erm-kanata-konoe-gif-12713746129480822124

[bold adder]

how

[open pasture]

5,981,420 dns queries is wild

[paper gate]

I'm lost in the sauce

[hazy tapir]

6 sprites

[spare meadow]

Still is there cans in the bag or?

[solemn flume]

I see:

[junior ridge]

myaa

[solemn plank]

shitty cellular service horde go

[jaunty stag]

what is this

[junior ridge]

ashit&t

[spice abyss]

att

[solemn plank]

true

[upbeat echo]

ass

[open pasture]

https://hringdu.is cool company :3

[solemn plank]

true

[spice abyss]

as&s

[solemn flume]

my parents use cricket, which is owned by at & t

[junior ridge]

horror