#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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takes forever to load the pages and the api respones are 1 mb when json api could be under 10 kb probably
if you were to actually do that in the real world companies would use their bloated html templating libraries where it would definitely take longer to generate html than json
html is wiser
also makes scraping very difficult
not really
exactly
just use an html parser
New = woke
you're just showing that you have no clue about ssr
WOKE
are you fr trying to tell me that generating json takes longer than generating html
it is hell
yes
Who done flat lined my CPU
,me
why are you wasting the time generating the json just to generate html when you can just generate html in the first place

"generating" html is essentially just a printf
you have html templates with placeholders and replace them with data and return that
you're writing html no matter what
im gonna play delta interface
printf is way faster than stringifying json yes
but no one is gonna use that printf in reality
because people would be using templating engines
which would have to process the html
what if
hear me out
these engines
CACHE THE RESULTS
ssr for your initial request, json api for the rest of them when you already have most of the site down and dont need to constantly regenerate the whole page 
so then its SUPER FAST
template engines use simple templates with replacements..
are you fr trying to tell me that templating engines are faster than json stringify now
yes
what are you on about
??! 😱
im getting trolled
couldnt discord switch to SSR partially and that would be bad for client mods
not really because it would be ssr with hydration
whats hydration
csr:
send empty html to user
html page loads js
js loads json
now finally the user sees a ui
ssr:
send prerendered html to user, user immediately sees ui
html requests js bundle
js "hydrates" the html which means attaching handlers and such
THIS IS ON IDLE WATAFAK
so you get your initial html
drinking water i think
try doing that to my headless pc
and then you run js on top of it, which generates the virtual dom and matches it up with what already exists
its a tactic to speed up sites built with frameworks like react
o
the server already knows what needs to be shown initially, but that doesnt necessarily require js to be shown
holy shit my laptop is dying HELP
zeet loves Ruby on rails
so you can send that, and then load the js later
the js works out how to line it up with what the server already sent, and boom
themed github
@cosmic otter you
hydrated and reactive
how much do u look at gh to the point of needing to theme it
a lot
a lot
the problem comes more so from transfering html as a html payload is definitely larger than just sending json and you cannot tell me otherwise
thinking about it the 1 micron difference of json stringify vs html templating engines doesnt matter so much as slow internet
the difference is minor and the js bundle is so much smaller that the difference is neglible
i have an entire monitor dedicated to showing a browser window and like half the tabs are github
I'm like between SSR and CSR
lol
also just compress your shit
soon
chrome remote desktop has a thing for that u know
we need darkmode for stack overflow
it has
ever since getting a browser with vertical tabs i constantly forget to close them because they dont take up as much screen space anymore and now i can see my dumbass searches in real time
log in
brotli~
thank you kevin
i aint logging in
how
also a classic
longest german word
when its like gzip, brotli, deflate in the header does that mean its using all those compression in that order
content-encoding
Public vencord arch vps when
that sounds like accept-encoding
oh
in which case, thats the browser advertising what it supports
Longest German war
content-encoding is what the client/server actually sent
okay
we need browser optimised ad loading so i can watch more ads faster
if I log into stackoverflow then i have became an ultra nerd with nothing to do
why are you woking off Mr Woker
dark reader has false positives all the time
Use ai!!!#@@!@
where people had to invert their phone colors to get dark mode
using the color filters
god.
Filter: invert(1)
⚠️ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
he said it was from here for saying something about reviewdb being removed ages ago and someone banned him for "annoying"
¯_(ツ)_/¯
valid
o
i wish we could do that still
what's their user id
@cosmic otter i didnt go to class today
you'll be expelled
I'll get it
wrong
wikd
virus
fear
534419428368973835
i think he may be sleeping now because hes a european or something
vwb 534419428368973835
Banned by vending.machine:: annoying
🫨
Thank you google
like someone pointed out that people were actually being doxxed in reviewdb reviews and he just said "skill issue"
i dont know if we want him back here unless he's actually changed for the better

how long ago was it
october last year
i think enough time has passed
you think?
no.

is vencord up
its not like he did anything obscene
hai
no.
yes.
okay
Done!
Unbanned easternbloxxer (@prisma estuary)
but is it right?
anyway feel free to reinvite him
wingus
Okay

I know this isn't the support channel but whenever I try to stand up and walk i get really dizzy
is that normal
i greened out too
low iron
hi anyone even mountain time..
Do i need to eat iron
yeah
Oh
yes
i haven't done that in a while
time to go to the mines
ngl iron kinda tastes good
i wish toplessgun was real
@open pasture hiii
@tough drift My skin secretes a mucus which allows me to slide on hardwood floors with ease.
get eating
why are the eyes massive
how about blue mea5
@paper gate zoot zoot can you fix my nonexistent motivation to do stuff 
steal @cosmic otters motiviation
does red meat just mean raw meat orr
no..
i feel absolutely fucking horrible right now
sorry i ate it all
im going to the er
non red meat is for example chicken
what..
WOKE
can i go
the pipes beneath vees home
there is a massive waterpark composed of sewage pipes and drains beneath your house @harsh minnow
you are tiny
sorry
do it
there is the skinned corpse of an ancient god below apple hq
yea
does smara know
🧱
????
but you're typing
i sprinkle bricks in wings eyes
i hate this app
this movie is going to be so bad
im sold
its steve jobs
@tough drift do you speak the ancient language
I can tell when my client needs to load an image in the background because my game lags every time it happens
repost to lag samara
grunka
`
zooter will you be alive in 10 hours
no
sadge
smara is there really an ancient god beneath apple hq @fallow pawn
nop
when can I bully you next cuz I'm gonna go eepers soon
i've seen him, he's actually quite friendly /hj
nop am too tired to explain the whole thing rn


Americans, come annex this fellow. She has oil.
precicely
anyway am gonna go eepers now nini vendor 
WAKE UP
no
sleep
eepy
wtf is he doing there
horror
i
them
u*
Y’all think Joe Biden would if he could?
would what
what does this mean
I'm 2%
how
how
1+1
thats me
how
who
liar
unhusk
can i
nop
is homophobia ok
{
"message": "You cannot launch this activity in a server with more than 25 members",
"code": 50209
}
oh :(
skill issue tbh
it could just be a softlock tbh unless you get that error when sending a request to start the activity
@shadow owl rip
Helena
solution: become the girl
@crude fern
PissOS or PissON
@paper gate
true
only rizz you’re getting with gentoo is the edating rizz
terrifying concept
his nerves are fried so he can no longer feel pain
:(
i played zzz for 1 week so id
didnt get ellen
smh
literally same name
fuckers
40 pity no jane...
50 pity no jane 😭
bro im gonna go broke
need everything i can get
AHHHHH 60 PITY WOOOOOO
i'm smart
NOOO HORROR
if y'all get a girl like this.... leave her, its not worth your gentoo riceing
M1 LYCAON WHATTT
Oh alright then
100
goodperson load and js bundles

YouTube on this weird semi-obscure smart TV box
:3
It's weirdly modern
npesta viewer i see
?
this level looks too visually easy than it actually is
bad game
only good games are the ones included on the greatest os, templeos
Yeah it is
yeah
use modem
i've always used cronjob for posting ip to duckdns api xd
mine has dyndns and noIP
this is not normal for a speedport
only
this is a speedpot right?
why is rearmeds song so good
playing delta interface right after the npesta/tech delta interface video
ah smart 3, ist vllt neu, aber vorher hat das fast niemadn gehabt
soll ich dir die beste option verraten in dem ding? 
I guess just a coincidence
die beste funktion 
und dann openwrt router dahinter :3
mine does
wtf it has inbuilt vpn too???
only has bad dyndns providers tho
should i become thomas shelby?
but why do that when cloudflared is a thing 
bro i cant find dns settings im blind i think
"home network (LAN)"
take my glasses
this
wtf
nah
did you try settings
why is chatgpt broken rn
good
klapp auf
die dinger in der mitte
da iwo
bei access data vllt
telekom horror
asian lol
i just went outside to grab some water to drink
oh
on the way i got jumpscared by a spider next to the light switch
musst vllt bei zugangsdaten fürs internet anderer anbieter machen
and then i was gonna grab water bottles
me
and step on a slug
dann brauchst du aber deine einwahldaten
und kannst die nicht automatisch abrufen lassen
xd
Are you the blahaj or the one doing that to blahaj
bro what
50-100 rearmed wowe
setz in modem modus und benutz openwrt
schick dir auch n geflashten tp link router.............
neee xd
passwort
everything else so good and then changing DNS is like major inconvenience
i need to ask my mom for credentials tmrw

try /engineer/html/hidden_index.stm
WHAT IS THAT

fire
idk it's what engineers use for diagnosis
sry i will not be giving you the credentials
very modern ui
why do they hide it yet list it here https://telekomhilft.telekom.de/t5/Festnetz-Internet/Speedport-Router-Hidden-Menues/ta-p/3101743
Hier eine Übersicht der versteckten Menüs bei den Speedport-Routern. Dafür muss zunächst die Anmeldung unter http://speedport.ip erfolgen. Anschließend wird einer der folgenden Links aufgerufen: Speedport Entry 2 http://speedport.ip/html/engineer/gmenu.htm Speedport Hybrid http://speedport.ip/engi...
10/10
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NAME
it's literally a debug / engineer only page
reminds me of my switch ui
ofc it's not gonna be pretty
this is the normal dashboard
you should look at the code for the dashboard
you will witness crimes against humanity
so true
can you mrrp :3
mya
#telekom
i think i had somethin like that
you can
actually
crts are banger alone know when people are dumb tvs smart was very beginner friendly id be 2.0
scary
please put the german in the quarantine channel #🇱🇺-deutsch-german
at least it isnt as bad as this
maul sonst gibts eins auf's maul
schlies dein mund huren sohn
eighty eight
for me it redirects to login
HALTS MÄULCHEN
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(this is the original formatting)
eighty eight
xddddddddd
@hausmeister*innen
acheron...
NOT THE
walsch
i have her s1
acheron
for all my hypixlers out there
ScyllaDB
hölle ist das
who up pixeling they hi
im banned
what did you do
this part so dumb
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fire
teil von telekoms custom encryption algorithmus
me if you even care
interesting
its a set of frames hoepe this helps
sameee
you got trolled

rf
"in the process of being dropped" why they removing stuff from my ecmascript
its a way of positioning stuff
oh we used this a lot at work
its basically a way of including multiple html documents into a single page
thats hwt i said obv
you can control each individual frame's document separately whilst maintaining a "single page"
shocked to see a gd player in here
we had a tool for that it's called
<div>
<iframe src="feed.html" />
<iframe src="seed.html" />
</div>

yeah but that's not the same
ermmm
you have a wrapper document that doesnt necessarily need to exist
this part so dumb
🤓 👆
framesets remove the wrapper part
actually
you cant do that with iframes
you have to use the closing thingamabobbers
very shocked
lewi what if i framed u on my wall with a frameset
there's literally a frame right there lil bro
are we talking a picture of me or a han solo style carbonite thing
bro
holy tf2
do u know what im trying to say
put something after it
@keen kernel
after the iframe
some text
it wont render
bc u didnt properly close the iframe
so it is interpreted as fallback for the iframe if it isnt supported (in this day and age)
ayunami is actually right here, iframe isnt a self closing tag
it has to be explicitly closed using </iframe>
@shadow owl
hush
uh
@lavish owl hii
man betterdiscord looking really good rn
trump-mewing-sigma-mew-mewing-chad-gif-17710863300302979354
Ban this person
lmao
never post that again @naive kiln
what the fuck did you discover
its joever
sigma
this is one of the worst gifs ever
HA
hi
HELP
@noble quest
i didn't
and never will
@ irs
i dont.
hello irs
biden is NOT my president
i pay my taxes
I evade taxes
i dont ❤️
i eat your taxes
hello irs
i have to manually pay taxes :(
wanna evade taxes together 🥺
lets run away with the government money
I hate filling tax returns
LMFAO
i dont even have a house
steinmeier is my president
im homeless
ew taxes
i will have to hire an accountant to file my taxes cuz i dont know anything about filing tax returns
in the UK taxes are automatically paid
same
I should do that
yop
,
thief
@noble quest teach me tf2
holy tf2 (titanfall 2)
holy tf2
orange color?
tf is tf2
play 480
NO
that screenshot was 1
steam://run/2100930 @harsh minnow
WHAT IS THAT
what kinda newbie id is that
key=STEAMKEY
all steam apps
HUSK
steam://run/960090
OH HELL NO
DONT DO IT
DONT DO IT
DONT DO IT
I think not all but all public ones
wowie
hm
HOW DOES COPILOT KNOW THE ID
AHHH
hop on bloons
LMAOP i own that game
if the game is ez to get into and I enjoy it we will play one day 
oh oh oh oh oh
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* Vencord, a Discord client mod
* Copyright (c) 2024 Vendicated and contributors
* SPDX-License-Identifier: GPL-3.0-or-later
*/
import { Devs } from "@utils/constants";
import definePlugin from "@utils/types";
export default definePlugin({
name: "HopOnBloons",
description: "hop on bloons",
authors: [Devs.Ven],
required: true,
flux: {
MESSAGE_CREATE({ message: msg }) {
if (msg.content.toLowerCase().includes("hop on bloons"))
VencordNative.native.openExternal("steam://run/960090");
}
}
});
enjoy
of course you do.... 
@dire bison
waaaæooh
blons
genuinely where did copilot get the id from
it smort
maybe it was trained on steam database stuff
and combined it with its knowledge of steam uris
steamdb
there's a steam database on github somewhere
steam://run/1572450
but copilot is also based on a different model
lx.gem girls
which was trained on a way wider dataset
isnt copilot on codex
i dont remember what model it's based on
or am i tupid
husk
veee
post in #1256395889354997771 
DA got that dope
hop on steam://launch/218
hop on vencord app
this is just movie piracy isnt it
the malware: ()=>debugger
hop on vencord: delete system32
what he doing @harsh minnow
MAN
no that's a cat
staring
lovely how a single click is preventing me from beating a level
vminker
preparing to jump into the pot
vminker
king
congratulations
yay gambling
There is one plugin from the BetterDiscord days I miss and that's >greentext
minky is watching me
OMG
you know vencord has bd themes right
I meant plugin.
what do it do
anyone know this #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message
unironnically same even though it doesnt do much
iirc there was a 3rd party plugin for it but idk if it works anymore
🤷♀️
do i do it
villager sink
stay in the support channel
okk sorry
vmink
v+ needy
WOMAN!!
WOMAN
mink monk
ME
@harsh minnow guhhhhh go to sleel
this single click is so annoying omg
samie you're top 5 women thank you friend
how do people deal with taht
Sammie
@harsh minnow you are top 10 women
whats ur #1
nvm
my mom ofc
extremely small abandoned spot in sentient bloblike creature easy than me....
top 25 (barely)
@fallow drum
#2
@harsh minnow @harsh minnow is Rosie your #2
evil
im #2 i think


toip 5 woman
im bi (figure out the rest on your own)
polar
just like me fr
BITCH
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delete ur acc
hey be nice dont say that
:c
@paper gate
gn
嗎?
lc.octr
@harsh minnow who's your top men
y'all be gone hoonk shoooo or mi mi mi mi or Zzzzzzzz
you already know
if u introduce urself with that sticker im dumping u
me
REPOST
it's so awesome
mods burn this person with hot oil
35 years without a footjob...
Think about what that does to a man...
you can always tell if it's real wave or this one cause this one is way worse quality
guys
funny lottie vs apng difference
WTF
@fallow drum
the Rosie rot
read the comments LOL
fed bait do not interact
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wowie
power is out
la main
are you good rn @fallow pawn
its not even storming or anything
good
its a hard gd level with a love song
I cut the power
@harsh minnow are you bad rn
power just came on
no news
have it as gif
wing is evil
i got my first virus from mediafire
i bet all those links if you open devtools on those sites a scary monster called infinite debugger statement in anonymous function will find you
THEY LINK TO OFFICIAL SITE

Mood
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
microsoft office 07 crack.exe
no it was a minecraft pokemon world that i tried to download but i think i clicked on one of the ads which was a virus download
L
one day wing... one day..
why would amazon care
less boxes for them to send
what a man does to reach -5 lufs
saves them money
online movies hindi (subtitles obviously not in hindi)
listening to customers cost them more
slotslights so goated
husk
good lord what have you taught me about
omfg jane doe gameplay is so braindead 😭
:concern:
h
drop it here
lmfaooo
why did i not know about vite before 😭
in hindi
send me
i do but not chess.com
https://lichess.org infinitely better
please i need to get rid of this
i AM The haj
<3
the links in that thread are fake / scams
YOP
I am really bad at chess
oh its just boring isnt it
maow
that's like saying linux is better than windows!
it is
subjectively
objectively
some people play games
you can play games on Linux 💀
me
real games
yea real games
no you cant
not buggy and shitty ones
???
like roblox is windows only
as we all know, like the ps5 has no games linux also has no apps
sober:
yall
macOS 15 dropping next monday chat
are we exited
what
?
what the hell are you saying
is it just me or does this sound east asian https://open.spotify.com/track/3bpoS0oqf1UQrfRDrkHiwM
release candidate is dropping monday
full release is the week after
watching dr pepper
I'm exiting so hard
by a finnish band... finns are never beating the mongol heritage allegations
roblox on linux is unplayable
its literally not
roblox is a sin
because roblox isn''t meant to be played on linux
it’s a miracle it doesn’t work on linux
ez
just dont play it
ok youre just bait
ok youre just mad




