#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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nopppp
i miss my home computer so much oh my god
i could use orion browser
im stuck on the shitty school computer can't even run exes
or vnc to my pi
horrible......
my css got rejected earlier because "no" lmaooo
im using my phone cuz i can use that
you dont carry 2nd os on a different flash drive?
i onc made a very WIP version of this
i cant usb boot
ive tried
bootpicker locked down
fucking skill issue. You can get around it using Windows Recovery menu
on a school laptop???
tf do i get into that
its school owned??
hold shift while clicking restart
theyll make me pay full cost?????
sign out -> hold shift white restarting from login menu
they’re giving chromebooks to the new students at my school 
with MDM?
i steal
free linux cluster
I can finally hear shit, thanks everyone who made Volume Booster possible on Vesktop, now I don't feel horrible for asking someone to go deaf over me because their stream is quiet
yippee
silly car
lmao-
is that renard?
yep it is "Renard - You Got Curves, She Got Curves"
you own the chromebooks
but yea MDM
do yall sometimes forget why u starred a repo
so you dont own the chromebooks
https://github.com/valkey-io/valkey i dont remember when i used this
do you HAVE to buy them from the school
@viral cape what if I made a thing where you vnc to a session (cloudflare tunnels has) and from there it opens a chrome browser where u can do anything
"supervise" more like install stupidest most user-hostile policies
yop
@lapis lava have you heard of mercury workshop
unless i shall be like:
i have a laptop from 2011ish thats missing the space bar
thats not weird
yop
should i use
i have a 40gb ram config for like 4 months
before my 8gb stick died and i was forced to 64
i wish i had my desktop
im missing my f11 key
im probably gonna get a domain dedicated to proxies

so that nin0.dev stays clean
yop
you do not want your main personal site getting blocked because you host proxy service on subdomain
@lapis lava i have a confession can I drop in your DMs
ok recovery boot works
ill try when i get home
i just fear if i flash a new os on here my school will hate me
vesktop is a webapp right?
@lapis lava i remember what you told me about some teachers using an app you made
@digital kettle 
can i SSH into a computer using google
put behind a cloudflare tunnel
or some extension idk
IVE GOT A HOLE IN MY BRAIN🎶
this is my school computer btw
What the fuck
w h a t
First thing I see
exactly i forgor i did that
gorou body pillow wtf

STOP PUTTING GIRLS KİSSİNG ON A SCHOOL COMPUTER
my condolences
This is not the flex you think it is
web dev in 2026
I FORGOT I DID
one day IT will check and ur gonna be in deep shit
this isnt a flex dumbass
horror
real
real web dev is normal dom manipulation
this is me questioning my mental sanity.
f u n
@lapis lava i have spent the last few days optimising scratch raycaster
torture..
@stark herald i made an entire web app with jquery
oh theres a KSH chart i was working on when i could run exes on this computer
why
not much worse than when i read discord at school
@lapis lava look at this crazy fps
you actually put cute things on school computers i just do fallocate windows thing instead and fill drives
i feel ya on that one- i also use my school computer similarly
except i have chromebook TwT
i made a fork bomb once on here for fun
nice lmao
shoulda gotten full admin access
Have you ever discarded the SSD of a school computer for scientific purposes
can you use a scratch selfbot for live http data
yes
noppppp
id get killed
whar
how
this is like 300$
ill make friends even s22-and-over-exclusive ones) so more goog than fart plugin. i eventually allow you made my colleagues just finished watching some gasoline is dogshit on complexity (determined by lexycat lexycat would see crying and a trans option
@tough drift
HORROR
GOOGLE HAS GEMANAI
i wonder if they ever blocked chatgpt
they didnt at one point
its joever
at one point in 8th grade i had a literal stash of women love word on my puter
i should learn mastodon
is there a word for mastodon-like platforms? e.g. mastodon twitter threads
why the actual fuck did I read that as masturbation
federated
i think
nop cause twitter isnt that
social media
i got a glock in my rari

my favourite block
whats that
is this scratch selfbotting 
fresai
nop
thats neat
we're saved
microblogging
I return
th<nks
fres start a blog
sending zeet here
i can survive
why u even asking 
fjonker
gwagwa mate
hi
the title of this reminded me of that one song by the stroingos
who wants english chrome 38
i got it from filepuma
the woker
Concord is going offline beginning September 6th https://blog.playstation.com/2024/09/03/an-important-update-on-concord/
"However, while many qualities of the experience resonated with players, we also recognize that other aspects of the game and our initial launch didn’t land the way we’d intended. Therefore, at this time, we have decided to t...
microcenter doesn't exist, and rich person got 2 sizes
who wants last build of chrome for XP to support webgl (note: must enable first flag in chrome://flags)
rich person got 2 sizes
i got it from google servers
its a chromium build actually
Chat are discord emoji assets rate limited
who wants portable last build of chrome for xp (no gpu/webgl support bc it was being phased out)
(note this is an online installer
)
it downloads from google servers
who wants craftbukkit 1.5.2 plugin that lets you run shell commands on certain server actions
i got it from dev.bukkit.org
i love shell commands on server actions
who wants riscv64 jre build for linux (not alpine)
ok im done
the chat is just so dead
its not worth it...
rippp
hi guys i just took 10ml of ascoril d because i am extremely bored
is there any interesting vencord alternative for ios?
@distant urchin @dawn iris
pretty sad vendetta is long dead or whatever it was called
idk if they make pyoncord for ios
they do
pyoncord is dying rn for me
pyoncord momen
ello
gadayum why those die so quickly
i was on 203.9 beta for the longest time
didnt evrn support sending stickers
lmao
i acrually used a 2019 build of discord on my ophone yesterday
how was it
completely fine
no display name support though
ah
discord should delete the old api to fuck up aliucord users
what why
lame
let me see if aliucord still works actually
waiy whats the latest version of the old ui
i used scratch in middle school
i was still dont like i'd kill a marlboro red text editor is hello
scratch is middle school level for me
WHAT
205.15 i think
do i just
shotgun it

i wanna learn C# but my brain cell is not processing what i learned in college
link here if anykne wnats it https://www.apkmirror.com/apk/discord-inc/discord-chat-for-gamers/discord-chat-for-gamers-205-15-stable-release/
lmao what video is that
did not work :(
i usef it in whatever school 6th grade is
i started usung scratch when i was like in 2nd or 3rd grade
nop
hi
the 2019 discord releases still work btw
i know lol i usef kne yesterday
i just wanted tk try the latest old ui version
tbh nowadays
here 205.15 apk but from vendetta tracker since i trust that idk https://tracker.vendetta.rocks/tracker/download/205015/base
apkmirror is fairly trusted
so is apkpure
apk mirror is also trustworthy
nah apkpure used to have mod apks and stuff iirc
yes so is vendetta tracker
doesnt mean they were malware?
ive used modded apks before and its just fine
fjonkie is malware
fonk
they just grab them off of like
Russian sites
androeed or sum
happy mod is a piece of shit site
phonk
ive used it a handful of times but im not gonna recommend them or anything
currently using a cracked nova launcher actually
forgot wyere i got it from
Nova launcher?
what is that
some minecraft sodium forge fork mod video
launcher for android named nova
do you jot know what a launcher is
no shit
its just the home screen and app drawer on android
@sharp sinew
hi
send uncensored in dms coward
HI
nuh
only for @sand citrus i bet
yes ur roght
I SENT YOU ME ON A SINK WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Chat will I get home
no.
no
amber explode
thats most normal people
well
more
slightly above a quarter
most will immediately refuel
just installed it
but most do around half or slightly above/below
pretty cool
Your car will stop five kilometers from home
call a tow truck
call me
why is this a yes or no dropdown 
i will fix it
sometimes you will run a while on empty tho
i will fix by meowing
Yes
no one cares
based
fair enough
thanks kevin
yes thats me

@light cedar send gif of me
awawa
wait what
guys check https://www.roblox.com/CreateAccount
ME NEXT ME NEXT
bro it's legit a roblox ban

:>
you havent seen twink on a sink???
no?
hi
this clou kid just called me a fat monkey lmfao
i do remember some person randomly dming me that your face was publicly available in chat though
roblox 
hello homos
hiii
im not gay
im straight but hi
you are not roxy
no gay found
WRONGGGG
That seems impossible for this server
i now declare you as gay
first thing i see is some GAY ASS topic
by the power vested in me
its literally just me saying i wanna blow my brains out how is that gay
i wont specify what it is but if you just move your eyes up a little bit
you cant convince us you arent gay...
especially not me
chat should try linux
YES
yes
I'm a filthy win11 user
linux mint?
nothing gay
I'd say fedora
i should be a mcdonalds crew member first
im a win10 user..
isnt there one of these where it went from senior engineer at microsoft to chicken farmer
other than that basically any big distro is fine
what about endeavour
Same
Denny's is where Nvidia was founded lmao
what why
ehhh it's just arch with a gui installer
does that count as arch and is a no-no
never used btw
thats why im asking
arch isn't the best first distro unless you have a lot of patience and the will to learn
except nixos for new users
-# yes I'm being anti-nix it's weird
and gentoo
arch is just bare bones iirc
why would it be bad for a newcomer? ive heard only the arch installation is hard and endeavour does that for u, i wanna try a distro in the future but not sure what to pick
a small amount of talking
archinstall exists now and is super easy
arch is also a professional autodefecator
(it shits itself)
i do keep hearing about that, idk if endeavour has the same problem
it’s not that bad
its probably that bad for bare arch cus i keep hearing about it lol
and then the users blame themselves for the 100th time the os breaks xd
arch is rolling release, you kind of have to remember to update or shit will break
let's sudo rm rf /* and see what happens
don't
Good idea
arch is good if you know what you're doing but it's a lot easier to break it due to user error compared to like fedora or debian
let me run this on my server
do you have a plan or smth
Cause arch normally doesn’t give a shit
it’s ok thank god discord calls are free 🙏
THTS DISCORD
hmmge

the Plan
even endeavour? ik its still arch but
I THOUGHT IT WAS SAMSUNG
yeah
calls are free tho wtf
it's just arch with a gui installer
no i thought it was like a cell call
brain fart
maybe ill try fedora sometime i kinda want to but linux spits in my face whenever it shows up
or debian
I’d explode
@harsh minnow this spelling bluddy
international calls suck
@jaunty trellis pinguh
this spelling bluddy

VenCorp will soon be making microwaves!
They will run Java
ok so if you have a friend who uses arch and is willing to walk you trough a lot of things at first sure go ahead but unless you have a lot of patience and can actually read the wiki I'd say just hop on fedora or nobara (fork of fedora)
zooter 
this you?
what
And ship with a free Duke figurine
So real
Adobe done broke my illustrator install
(Microwave-safe)
Nerdddd

totally didnt leave the fitmc same emoji out of frame
For the first time
OH CMON NOW MY AUDIO IS LIKE 90% LEFT EAR AND 10% RIGHT EAR BRU
In 2bt2
I love women
I don't
aww
i need to get up in like 4 hours but im still not tired...
or is it 5 idk
i asked if i could post it
kinda cant because its rule breaking
But
Yea
also have trump slander because dead chat
cry about it B)
hi !!
hello frieza
fjonkitty
hii
:3
plugin that will force me to mantain activity on several servers
what
true
if i vc and my voice stutters its just the ai not being trained properly
:( /j
deserved
not deserved
hi
haii
maybe deserved
unhusk
zt hates
As an AI language model, I do not have the ability to engage in political conversations
as an ai language model
i cannot help make a plugin to make another user shit themselves remotely
linux users’ solution: become the girl
doesnt have not store entity data by setting wood goblins??
real
Java is here
deserved
big black boots
long brown hair
she's so sweet with her
get back stare
are you gonan be my girl @keen junco

no i am a sigma male
All rights belong to their respective owners. Digitally remastered and AI Full HD 1080 Upscaled.
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For those of you insisting on different type of showing gratitude, say...
understandable
for what
have a good day.
Here goes 12 miles on empty
why does jack dorsey look like that
he made twitter
Hmm, so apparently new Github users cannot make a plugin request. Darn. I want to request that there's something like the RemoveChatButtons plugin from BD cause that's something I really utilized a lot and but I'm not really sure what to do tbh
splot
RemoveChatButtons plugin?
you mean css?
css:
css
definetively deserved
what does the plugin do exactly
remove the chat buttons
this can be done using css
the ones at the side that take up a ton of space
@jaunty remnant can we get a live sobbing reaction?
I don't know css cry
paste into quick css editor
div[class^="channelAppLauncher_"],
div[class^="buttons_"] > button[class*="button_"],
div[class^="buttons_"] > div:has(div[class*="stickerButton_"]) {
display: none;
}
have fun
paste into quick css editor
can i change my avatar locally with css
but what if I want to bring the chat buttons back
you disable quick css
* {
display: none !important;
}
or take that out of your quick css file
do you think you could tell me a bit about how the code works in dms? I like to understand what the code is doing so I can customize it
(there are times when I want like just one chat button)
I hate docker
unless you wanna try apache but i wouldnt recommend that
1lb
bad ploogin
there is basically nothing to this code just learn the basics of css, would be faster as im not a teacher and css is one of the most well and most widely thaught languages ever so there are enough resources online
you're a picture of state and shit ton of brazil...
dd aint that bad
mean
did you set your units in settings?
no 🔥
I fucking hate wsl

Nice but pls fill up your car
And most of all, I HATE SAMSUNG
ok

@dawn iris you love apple
More than Samsung
By 10000000%
Yeah
Soggy
6:66 AM
Stupid
I'm sorry to ask more questions but how do I open the quick css editor?
vencord settings
thats not in themes
What thinkpad should I get guys
oh right, there is another quickcss button in themes tho i was thinking of that
its in both
Good Good Morning
goodnight
sanest support user
yo wut
average troll
my car has a tank capacity of 16.9 gallons
Good that was certainly needed
they are lying
U were cutting it close
discord wouldnt dm you telling you specifically to delete vencord
Frustrated I spent nearly 500 dollars today raaaaa @junior ridge 
ik.. they will never send an official message that says "vencord"
bwa
The guy won't sell me another ssd
wasnt me
Ping
you do know we have message logger.
bc ur weird
vencord users are femboys
nah you have that shit saved in your favourites and you are calling people who can technically see it weird

yes
Nuh uh
Time to see if my motherboard is dead
femboy
@shadow owl
put a paper clip in the motherboard plug and turn on the power supply
then open the power supply while its still on
and touch everthing in there
small, amazing
your pp
Yes
THE WORD IS UNBANNED??

try it and see
amber just did
LOL
clearly the word "meows" needs to be added to the list
Lmao I once feel for something like that here before after getting banned for using a world without referring to the other meaning of it
meows is banned

i think posting "I HAD [ automodded word ] WITH SIRI" is weirder
@junior ridge mean
1239 @harsh minnow
1083 @stark herald
1066 @viral cape
792 @paper gate
611 **>> @boreal torrent <<**
578 @lapis lava
576 @jaunty trellis
429 @fallow drum
427 @shut jewel
338 @dense phoenix
315 @signal junco
293 @crude fern
265 @sand citrus
255 @rain coral
231 @stray siren
230 @jaunty remnant
193 @keen kernel
176 @winter needle
171 @mossy egret
159 @jaunty stag
velb 
482 @paper gate
345 @lost furnace
215 @stark herald
209 @viral cape
202 **>> @boreal torrent <<**
191 @unreal siren
191 @jaunty trellis
184 @harsh minnow
165 @sand citrus
147 @fallow drum
140 @void ivy
122 @median owl
117 @crude fern
103 @lapis lava
82 @glossy swallow
75 @jaunty stag
74 @fallow pawn
69 @rare trout
69 @keen junco
57 @quartz glade
bwaa


pls
🧑
hahahahaha
Why husk
What do you need 5 terabytes of nvme for 😭
can i have one
Replacing the one with the 4
can i have the 1
Good choisuu
Maybe
WHY CENSOR
cute
S/N
rinow
tf they gonna do with the serial number... call samsung and tell them to detonate that ssd
yes
just clip the antenna smh
I now have 7TB of Samsung's top of the line drives
And 2tb of last year's top of the line
980 pro and 990 pro
(everything else lexycat is running out for too :fire
Still livid I smoked an 8tb ssd
is this u
RIP
what is aspy doing with 20 terabytes of storage
good

I got my money back
yu-
nah
ok flex on us bitch
The PSU is dead
i got only a 120GB SATA SSD
she has alot of po-
The PSU in the photo is what smoked the 8tb ssd, the money is the refund
it didnt smoke it
it steamed it
I'm a vampire i can't go outside to the sunlight
yk what fuck it
Upsetting
im gonna do something NO vencord member has done
hu
elh going outside...
Touch grass?
MacOS users: I'm done with my document, but i don't want the editor up anymore!
The ever-powerful close button:
(it is now running in the background)
but it isnt on the screen anymore
hi chat
you all will never be a real cat...
squeaaaak sqk ss ee e squeak
nop
oh i did that
something worse
Nice
i am allergic to almost every type of grass
h
ok this is horrible
but
i did it
first vencord user to have an image of themselves as their pfp
DO IT UR HOT MAN
poor uber driver
fuck have you been saying to ur uber drivers
oouuhhhh. new font
furina shiggy
selling koi face pics for 5$ dm if interested || (joke) ||
me?
yes
selling used fuses for 5$
it wuz for a bit wah
bitch ass is a k-pop group innit
heres og images @stark herald made me take
Blahaj 🔥
sharg. .
i want 5 pics
wheb do i get 1$
normalize people eating ram sticks
90% of the photos i take of myself i avoid showing my face
crunch
Is this an attempt to appease chrome
lmao i can pay $30 for a grade boost
no comment
bambik
(kinda)
on-topic.
krill issue
how
im legit ugly and HATE how i look
i just cope
just accept i cant ever look decent to myself no matter what i do
and that im fine with ppl harassing me cuz some will be ok with it ig
then why send pictures of yourself here if you just think people will harass you and you don't like how you look
the more and more ypu regularize seeing photos of urself in my experience the more u feel self confident
idk why
the ppl who are nice dumbass
:3
it makes me uncomfortable af
How is everyone?
also someone from javascript snippets is telling me to send a message in the plugin channel but it's not at all plugin related
wh
sometimes (rarely) im in the mood of a taking a selfie
but it's a real rare occasion
also i like spending like an hour figuring out how to take a sink selfie on a dslr
someone is telling me to use the wrong channel to one that I cannot speak in.
still proud asf of that
tripod barely fit in the bathroom 😭

hey that's my gif
I am the flower
koi would look hot in cat eears ans maid dress
if i ever found a keylogger on my computer i would just install it on every unused computer i have, open notepad, and tell it to type random letters as fast as possible
whar
already have it
I have like a very old maid outfit
WHEN I GET MONEY BET
It wouldn't fit me rn
no you don't, i stole it
i'm selling it to your stalkers
how much you sell for
Gen question is there Portuguese amazon
Marvin can you give it back
wow
no

if there is as soon as i get money ur getting kitty ears and a maid dress
.es is fine
.uk i might as well just kill myself
the keylogger dev when they check the logs for me and see their home address
WHAT
Whoa, that's problematic.
hangry wolf
@tall vale get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head
hahahaah
I bought classic nitro just because of the stupid 25mb thing
classic nitro sucks ass
I wish they had a middle tier
LOL
that post is funny
man that sucks
KITTY
i cause discord a constant 10 dollar net loss every day
how so
idek it just happens
uploading 25 mb cat videos every minute
in 2 years nitro upload limit will decreas3
up nitro uploads to a gig
Chat, do yall have any ideas for specific old xeons or arm SBC clusters I could do or get for a lot of cores/cpu compute? I just need raw compute. A lot of week cores or faster ones does not matter to me
that doesn't explain it dumbass
how will i explain if i dont know how
xinto finally buying nitro
buy my workstation off me for 40,000
after all these years
its just my presence on this website
uhh cuz u said
do you really upload that much
NO I FORGOR
you could always use some file host 
u say that until u need them
nearest neighbor detected
very true
for what
die verwandlung franz kafka
end world hunger - 5.99$
get nitro yearly for only 8.99$
me:
for Among Us on Steam duh
I wish it costed 3 bucks a month lol
kotlin wouldn’t exist without java
On my way!
@digital kettle reference???
Furina Shiggy when
infinite estrogen - $9.99
end world hunger - $8.99
random from google images
but i do need to
i have 91 screenshots i was too lazy to crop

fornite
macrium reflect in wine
wolfie
100% virus
@pine zephyr
im right
your job is a school
you dont do some bitches?
you wish
my ass aint bitchless
i use .de actually 
so german?
yes i use the german ver

Do you guys think i have enough joe
one can never have enough joe
Music: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Composer: MAKOOTO
Playlist: No
Platform: YouTube
sussy

JOIN VC
help im really fucking bored
Bruh
Learn brain fuck
nara?
yall
my uni wifi is INSANE
every device gets a public ipv4
and ports are not blocked
🔥


