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every timr im on my iphonr 5s everything doesnt work apart from replying and tweeting
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at some point then @sharp sinew changed her name to macos piss
shouldn't updating to ios 17 help? /s
i then changed my name to pisscord, a name i call discord when im mad with it
piss is weird 
then as a joke i said ill make a client mod called pisscord
pissbot
thinking of making myself an egg sandwich
its pissos, the worst os
But my fingie hurts
now
Because it looks good
@crude fern do you get it
ive explained the name
hello world
i call pisscord because its piss poor
Ohhh
defensive of your own site
i'm fjonkie if fjonkie was a real person
HOW DID IT TAKE YOU THAT LONG TO GET IT GIRL
i still dont get it even wirth the explenation
i spelt that wrong didnt i
common saying
i belive its british
spelled, worth, explanation
what does it mean
piss poor
spelt and spelled are both correct
i tried to type "with" but accidentally hit my r key
Because I have other context around you and that which kinda took the meaning of the word when you say it
you shouldve gotten this with the context
4 minutes long
oh ok
wonder which newgrounds song this is
get out imposter you suck
fjonkie enjoys piss all too much...
zt64
fjonkie is stupid as fuck and deranged and you arent
that part was for the bit im genuinely not into piss...
Giys
@still marlin what it do and why do it not work
the fedi incident....
oh its command
I spilled water on my mechanical keyboard a day ago and it's still fucked Should I be worried
and its wumpus
thinking of making a comic book reading app
frongoo enjoys pink monster all too much...
ofc its wumpus
what do i use
can we kill wumpus
flutter? lol
ive never had monster
react native maybe
terrible guess
swiftui 
you do NOT know me
no
react
yeah
ios and macos
girl never developed in her life and recommended swiftui
@fallow pawn prove me wrong i have NEVER seen swiftui on windows
super*
paired with rust
TRUE!!!
Nop, i was thinking Cybertruck
@fallow pawn this is gonna be me soon
idk i wanted to build like
because swiftui sucks
funkus enjoys piracy all too much...
OH YEA
have u used it
i stand by that
they switched the control center in ios 18 to swiftui have you seen it
i wanted it to be a native app
yeah you looked through my recent messages boohoo
it's genuinely nice
since i want you to be able to import your own books
no i just like pissing people off
stop leeching off me!!
& my car
get your own personality
so using it as a web thing probably isnt a good idea
REPLY FAIL
there


one question can we skip updates in the rockstar launcher
your car is NOT safe.
iirc it's electron or cef
frinkelbunger enjoys alternative hyperpunk that makes them derealize from the real world and allow them to enjoy their alone time all too much...
latest version is broken on wine ๐ญ
my file that was 3 pb is 4 pb now
what the hell is alternative hyperpunk
You wouldn't the smart car though would you
usedcvnt genre
hyperpop+punk, hyperpunk
i just call it slopcore
real
I LOVE THE SMARTFOURTWO
i was right tho
its not similar to hyperpop at all i think
get introspected idiot :3
and suck up the fact people might upload comic books they've obtained
๐น
are you calling breakcore slopcore??
you just went to my last.fm
yes and i enjoy it
(it was for reading books that are in comic book format, which is usually just pirated stuff)
fjonkie wants to be able to explore cool urban abandoned buildings with the people they love all too much...
only if its scary and i can run into their arms for comfort
of course
ive never done urban exploration and i dont have irl friends though!
i dont actually go outside yknow
SO ME FOR REAL!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!11!!!!111
i have irl friends but like
whenever they ask to hang out
i just
make excuses because i'm afraid of interaction
@harsh minnow what does the gay horse eat for breakfast
me too
i have a wife and one rlly ccool online friend (both that i spent my entire middle school with) so that's good enough for me
why am i the person youre leeching off anyway
you picked the most boring and deranged person in the room
i made u but real
youre somehow even more lame
you do NOT fit the name fjonkie
at least i can use apostrophe's
credit card
carbon copy
cozycord

ur using them improperly in this msg
c compiler

i thnk it was a joke
I can't tell
i physically recoiled at that emoji
haha bitch
wormhole io
STOP GUYS WE'RE GONNA TEACH KEVIN BAD WORDS D:
OH i forgor about catbox
Or even discord if you feel adventurous
kevin already fucked me once i wouldnt mind if he called me bitch too
can you stfu too
context here
be normal please
more half cash to do

@shadow owl make a response to this message
i will never 100% any map because i cant get the obsidian borders on a few
it was before i new about the exit glitch penalty
what does that mean
btd6 has a mode where all cash earnings is halved
that mode sucks balls
https://github.com/programminglanguagegrasshopper/DOSEm-review you probably won't help me 100%
credit card
this map is fun cause it makes juggernaut viable
add some lemon juice to ur milk its very yummy
nk vps now emojis like lgbtq friendly

wat
can discord please fix their shit every image is blurred
thats ur eyes girlie..
oh :(
did u forget ur glasses today
I dont wear them at all-
do u wear contact lenses
nop
:o
Im gonna make myslef another sandwich
sandwich
@light cedar ass post
whats on it
you
can't upload an art drop for vencord :insertcomicallylargesadface:
you do art?
eggs butter and ham
i'm not an artist if that is your question Lol i just gain sudden bursts of artistic talent randomly
maybe some other stuff too idk depends on my mood
it's the tism

very relatable
like whenever i have a sick idea, like sally face fanart or something all of a sudden my hands are jello and i can produce like a circle at best, but when i get really into a random thought all of a sudden i draw like someone who has made their own style over several years
and my style is different in every piece too
it's
odd
i would upload if i had perms but alas
whitename
@harsh minnow you will come to work with me
ill get you a job
dm
i am interested in ur art

@paper gate i will dearrow you
damn i need to render this svg!!
MoreFilePreviews or something
someone made i think
theres a pr

@jaunty trellis hi
haii
why closedd
not againnnnn
used dom manipulation and op couldnt figure out regex patches
outdated
jellyfin but for music
jellyfin can do music
hop on nautilus 
nautilus too slow
why do all kde apps have like 9 billion deps 
this plugin is sick ๐ญ they closed it though
trye
tbh navidrome looking great
ur fire
why is this monkey so cute
hii chat
@harsh minnow hop on bloons
hmm... web app or native app...........
how
fjonkie new pfp
vencoop when
oh
i sent them the the person that asked me to dm them
thats a fake
wh
electron is not an option im not using electron for a book reading app
clones
Use thunar
i do
bash
hop on ranger
Zsh even
i use yazi!!
@paper gate this is the last thing u see before u face ur demise
scary
g
windows dixie
thing i really liked about nautilus is being able to navigate by just typing part of the name and pressing enter
it is proving to be rather annoying to make scratch game support all screen sizes
YAYY
dont use scratch..
epic!
fake
i've only BB'd cubism
silly
I have 7bbs iirc
use turbowarp
yippeeee
hii I'm embed
interesting styles
meow
wait fjonkie made these???
i am an embed
oh
why are no way too stupid autocorrect
yes
sob
I WIN MWAHAHAHAHHA
NO WAIT
real fjonkie
I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME
omg @open pasture it looks so epic
you love

my laptop has trust issues
wait im confused
thank you :D
@slow urchin made them ๐ญ
IM SICK WHY ARE YOU TRICKING ME ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
i cant make things lol
YOURE SO MEAN
@slow urchin
:3 :3
THEY DIDNT ASK ME FOR PERMISSION
:>
MY HEAD HURTY TOO MUCH
idk what ur talkin about crazy people :3
okay but screw profile stats the one stat that truly matters is how much % you have on sapper
a
a
a
honestly my art is really bad considering like i said, i'm not an artist
a
a
i think i will use clones to render text
i talk to the wind... the wind does not hear.. the wind cannot hear
all of those pieces are always 3 months apart
how many achievements do you have completed
I'M A SCRATCH EXPERT TRUST ME
use use use use use
that font rendering is so bad
this is not a bragging right
can you stamp onto other sprites
it was an experience claim
cool snap feature scratch should steal
its scratch duh
stamps go over everything last time i checked
thats a lot holy shit
stamps are low quality
wtf I actually need to start playing the game again vee is gayming too hard
snap lets you stamp onto other sprites' costume
gl
vened cords
ohh yeah there might be a turbowarp plugin for that not sure
turbowarp is the best
what in the what is this feature
me
dm leaking made easy
tbf scratch accomplishes a lot for being so basic
i wish i had forwarding
HOLY SHIT UR RIGHT
interesting styles btw
are u kernel panicking
i love macos
hsdbfwejf fwjenfhwkg qjwbdjqbwf
what are u making? :p
If your kernel panics just calm it down
just use linux
I still don't have access to it but yeah 100%
smh
kevine it dead R.I.PISS
i mean i could use stamps since no one will blow up the image
too much effort for a shit os
blinky caps lock of death
looks fine
a
what are you making
but i do need layering so clones it is
me neither
i think i did find a possible exploit tho
just dont have more than 300 characters on screen Lmao
that's the limit
irrefutable advice.
linux kernel was made to be run on pretty much anything
macos was made to be run on apple devices
,,,good luck trying i guess! not possible with scracth tho
@open pasture
TELL ME WHAT U ARE MAKING
how do i do it so i can upload higher qaulity files? with vencord
game

what type of game
blahaj
udont
meow
lc.g how to buy discord nitro
how much did you pay

pay for what
first i must render text
OH I DIDNT MEAN FOR THAT TO REPLY TO U MY BAD
fortnite
IT WAS FOR THE QUALITY PERSON
o
your macbook???
Mac Probe
well dw i still explained it all
DAMN
does it probe your home network
i think i have a better way you can render text, no clones and no lag
still need layers tho
mini :mini:
for things to overlap the text?
yea
cuz if so i got u
:menheraneedy:
scratch should add warps
who is
fhinoonooomononompmpmm
@open pasture
๐ง
Whats going on?
me irl
bad things'
what if it explode โ
Cool
good
Ok

Halting on critical error
opencore when it is mildly inconvenienced at the slightest
i should update my opencore guide
-# no idea what opencore is
its very friendly to your cpu
how tf is running macos legal lol

???
what does that even mean
apple HATES leting non apple devices run macos??
create a variable called z-index. make this variable per-sprite, and have a different z index for each sprite based on it's layer, so higher layers would be a higher z-index, so a z-index 1 sprite appears below a z-index 2 sprite. have the text as one sprite with every costume being a different character, the text goes to where it needs to be, then stamps, however ONLY if the text renderer sprites' z-index is LOWER than the highest z index sprite it is currently touching, so the text will set a global variable to it's current z index, and if another sprite that has a z-index higher than that variable it will set a variable called "nodraw" to true. the text renderer checks this variable before stamping, so any text that needs to be under something else wont render, no clones, quick and efficient!
have y'all never heard of the mac clone program
they dont hate it, they actually dont care
wtf is SDRAM
Uhh virtual machined
no
they rather focus on their apple silicon macs
just a quick warning tho transparency wont work with this Lol
and who follows that
moraes is fully banned devices. every device
But you can
alt tab really is useful
Eject "Untitled" before disconnecting or turning it off.
im saying idk how opencore hasnt been DMCAed
idk what to say
because opencore is a bootloader
Try to eject it
not a macos installer
i think you should eject "Untitled" before disconnecting or turning it off
@open pasture you should Eject "Untitled" before disconnecting or turning it off.
versed in the weirness of running macos
im confused
do u have example proj
also be aware that macos is installed directly from apple, its not redistributed
A Macintosh clone is a computer running the Mac OS operating system that was not produced by Apple Inc. The earliest Mac clones were based on emulators and reverse-engineered Macintosh ROMs. During Apple's short lived Mac OS 7 licensing program, authorized Mac clone makers were able to either purchase 100% compatible motherboards or build their ...
but again, apple dgaf
Am not a mac user so idk whats going on
@open pasture
i might be able to make one, 1 sec
you can break their terms but they cant help you in their stores
ty again
how do ppl not know about this lol
meow
how
Act like you didnt break the terms
works a lot of the time
me when I bring my jailbroken phone in the store
fixes it anyway
Lmaooo
What ios version btw?
sometimes i feel like im the only one who knows anything about computer history here.....
my son clargon
me trying to convince the apple worker that my hp laptop running macos is a completely authentic original mac purchased from apple
fucking someone called zip disks floppy discs.....
say hi to my son
iOS 18.0, 16.6, 15.4.1, 14.5.1, 13.3, 12.4, 11.4.1, 10.3.3, 7.1.2, 6.1.6
Hide the hp logo with an apple sticker.
Tf?
he is ulgy
what about it
your sleep sensor is broken, we need to throw out your whole pc now
I meant what ios version your jailbroken device is running
samara memorized every macos version ever released
so are you but i don't say anything
I got a few jb devices
:c
be nice to clargon
clargon looks alien
Oooh i get it now
he is
knowing apple itd be something like that
how much trade in value do i havr
apple sucks.
is he related to dolfies
no
Based
0
how
buy a new pc
Ok
clargon was made in a lab
Buy a rasberry pi
rate
@paper gate do you at least know about next step
YOOO FORLORN SPOTTED
And ifile??? Whats that
sorry
evil
whats iFile
neXT step
allows me to browse the entire filesystem
that picture not to scale
clargon is bigger than the earth
does anyone here know what neXT is
SCARY
i will cry if not.
my spirits broken and my face is in the gutter singing goooodniiightt adelineee
I can delete the appstore rn
Holy
dw clargon lives in the andromeda galaxy
eu users jealous
do it no balls
good
Maybe i should jailbreak my 12.5.7
NeXTSTEP is a discontinued object-oriented, multitasking operating system based on the Mach kernel and the UNIX-derived BSD. It was developed by NeXT Computer, founded by Steve Jobs, in the late 1980s and early 1990s and was initially used for its range of proprietary workstation computers such as the NeXTcube. It was later ported to several oth...
They made the tab switcher payed
How do ppl not know about neXTSTEP
whats your workaround
never heard of it
๐ญ
the world wide web was invented on a next computer
HOW
xstep
@cosmic otter
rule #1
whats sgi
Cgi is computer generated image
i know
the negative effects on the economy have increased due to this video's tragic event
please learn about computer history....
Then why did you ask??
Silicon Graphics, Inc. (stylized as SiliconGraphics before 1999, later rebranded SGI, historically known as Silicon Graphics Computer Systems or SGCS) was an American high-performance computing manufacturer, producing computer hardware and software. Founded in Mountain View, California, in November 1981 by James Clark, its initial market was 3D ...
andromeda is on its way towards us
if ur using debug it could effect speeds btw
nah it means common gateway interface dumbass
Monumental computers back in the day
^
now are dead as a doorknowb
Whwnenver i hear silicone i always think of silicone keyboard covers for some reason
I wiped my hackintosh from my intel computer so sad
i have this issue where if i dont use -v my device fails to load the login screen
but i can sign in normally
I will miss the non apple silicon features

i will send you to it first
my son will spare me
I havent realised till now that you can jailbreak macs
i feed him many planets
incorrect
He arrives
do you have the correct patches
considering hopping on macos
just slam your fist on the keyboard until it works that usually works for me
Hop on linux
how do i type
no
With your fingers or speech to text
i think you figured it out
congrats you just typed
not spending an hour in console to install chrome
Ok. Hop on ms dos

(it is just as simple to install as on windows)
Actually its called terminal. And you just type sude apt install chrome

SSDT-GPI0.dsl:
// Source: https://github.com/daliansky/OC-little
DefinitionBlock("", "SSDT", 2, "DRTNIA", "GPI0", 0)
{
External(\GPEN, FieldUnitObj)
If (_OSI("Darwin"))
{
\GPEN = One
}
}
bash: sudo: command not found
i did it in clones
Firefox / librewolf better
h
Opinion
power stuff
nop
"Sudo apt install sudo apt" is something i actually typed once
Ok
sudo apt install apt
-# and also that
sudo apt install llsc
Onion
will it send
you can try the precompiled ssdt and plop it to your efi
yes
ios 10 is like 10% chance of it succeeding
lying ass bitch
Declined
virus
Even tough i had an efi drive before nvidia broke my laptop i still have no idea what it is
iโve tried threejs
my card trying to buy the shiny rock that costs over 200 euros on the superticious lady's store
Simpler actually
this is funny
Trojan horse
it will steal all of your macos
ew snap
or flatpak idk
i would advise you make your own efi for your own laptop and not base it off a random persons efi

"We offer no support for hackintosh installs using prebuilt EFIs"
Imagine not knowing every linux distro
nerdspeak
hackintosh my thinkpad you will have a lot of fun
you all are a bunch of big nerdies
(its not fun actually its basically impossible)

templeOS
Correct answer: MS DOS
no idea lol bc the logs are so vague its insane
if your compiling from source sure
that's fedora so it's either flatpak or rmp 
even on verbose?
yes
could just be an incompatible hardware (hdd/ssd)
and most of that is downloading

apple on top
as always
that YOU gave me because it's literally the only one that gets to the install screen dumbass
i MADE my own
and it didn't work
I mean, all the hardware is compatible but I guess something very specific about it could prevent it from booting
MS DOS ON TOP
no?
@harsh minnow

that store is package manager agnostic
it can install from anywhere
just need to add
on fedora it does rpm + flatpak by default
but u can add more sources / remove sources
on arch it uses pacman

it's the gnome software app
yop
its very fun it makes you angry
i had issues with mine turns out the reason why i wasnt booting is because of the oem nvme
lazy? ive been debugging this thinkpad efi for half a year
on ubuntu it uses snap i think
On other distros it uses xevious
you know its definitely impossible when the opencore install guide maintainers have no idea wtf is going on
cape ven
not anymore they got too many complaints that gui frontends for pacman caused a lot of problems so on arch it doesn't exist 
cape ven
nothing is impossible if you dont give up
u can add whatever repos u want
And dont brick your laptop
everything is impossible if you have enough self doubt
not rlly
wing uses windows 8
what distribution do you use ๐ง
the only realistic chance u can brick ur laptop is by booting smokeless umaf and messing with it
LOL
nah
fedora
but they know too much
otherwise boot off a usb
No idea what that is
@fallow pawn
can I hack ur pc
on one of my servers I almost had a full year uptime but I think something happened on their end and it rebooted on it's own at like 42 weeks 
Yoo thats the same terminal theme i use
woe

sorry
sorry that was me
Wait the colors are more saturated
that was me
ok so which one of you 3 was it
I will hang all 3
???
easily they have an outdated os
i injected a display
clearly I'm first
iirc that's the default fallback res if it doesn't find a monitor
MAC HAS NEOFETCH???
brew install neofetch
ofc
oh
refresh
hell even windows has neofetch
fastfetch my belove
it works at least
Winfetch*
also yes wong was first
how linux users compile a webbrowser
this sign cant stop me because i cant read
winfetch on top
frrr
meow
or nyafetch
husk more half of block you gotta press this one was 4 o t
Damn that terminal theme is cool
bet
@cosmic otter
on the aur there's like 500 fetch programs ๐ญ
Avarege UTM user
what you want me to watch SEL again???
i want that fan
thats iSH and my raspberry pi ๐ญ
having a flying cpu fan would go crazy
.-.

ye definitely did this
i talk to bees
meow
:3
what platform is this?
what is twitter
@harsh minnow are you happy now
we will eat you
i don't have twitter
good
(im brazilian)
less good
vrlb 
1316 โ โ โ@paper gate
1073 โ โ โ@stark herald
611 โ โ โ@harsh minnow
582 โ โ โ@fallow drum
516 โ โ โ**>> @crude fern <<**
349 โ โ โ@noble quest
321 โ โ โ@boreal torrent
303 โ โ โ@winter needle
301 โ โ โ@lapis lava
263 โ โ โ@signal junco
224 โ โ โ@sand citrus
215 โ โ โ@twin crag
211 โ โ โ@viral cape
196 โ โ โ@keen kernel
174 โ โ โ@shut jewel
174 โ โ โ@stray siren
168 โ โ โ@tough drift
162 โ โ โ@dense phoenix
151 โ โ โ@jaunty trellis
146 โ โ โ@solemn plank
don't be tired
go eep
coke in ur veins
you're welcome oomf
Where's the channel for posting feature requests / suggestions / ideas?
rate @harsh minnow
insane
idk if that exists
it do
wow
ill send link
kity
you can always do owofetch
@stark herald HUSK MORE
its written in go
RIP echo
echo died too much gay
wokefetch
I need to fix my ags config for the latest version of ags cuz the pinned commit I've been using is broken on nixos cuz deps do be outdated 
oh easy but im so lazy
@harsh minnow
@gray karma you would have mentall illnesses
meow
i will frame this on my wall
vencord efi when

@paper gate minker
@harsh minnow would u watch the iphone 16 event with me
what does procreate mean

I woke up this morning feeling like p diddy
i was never innocent to begin with
do yall just sometimes hate ur faily relatives
yes
GUMI
GUMIFGARJUWEPOIRJAWDEPOLIJSFf
qawEgumio

OH UH
HEHEHEHEHE
who made this
its the pfp for her app thingy
that is the icon of the application on discord dev
it shows up when a file extension doesnt have associated icon available
no
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_French%2C_1st_Earl_of_Ypres holy shit
john french
Field Marshal John Denton Pinkstone French, 1st Earl of Ypres, (28 September 1852 โ 22 May 1925), known as Sir John French from 1901 to 1916, and as The Viscount French between 1916 and 1922, was a senior British Army officer.
Born in Kent, he saw brief service as a midshipman in the Royal Navy, before becoming a cavalry officer. He achieved ra...

