#π§-off-topic-iceman-only
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neither songs embed here
yep
hugggggggggg
you're right, that's so fat
that means...
gen alpha
Me
istg those with "mentally unstable" in their bio got to be the most deranged people ever
it's a fucking pattern
trueeeeeeee
no shit, any sane person wouldn't put that in their bio
@sturdy folio
i should put mentally unstable in my bio
hiii
back to no keyboard
all key is meow
i have no friends
true it feels very attention seeky
yop
i want a attention
keyboard not working properly cus I spilled water on it in my sleep D:
HOW
i still dont get it
nyoooo
dont keey water near ur pc stuff :c
waiting for it to dry off
idk how tfi managed to do it tho I thought it's impos lmao
I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Who bro talking to
My friend gavin
:3
if we were cows would yall stand on a hill and eat grass with me
me when im the beatles in the 60s
HAIIIIIII :3333
funny cats 10 hours
good
i wanna hold your haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
what
curse you gonna ask a rly
She don't know u bro </3
how to get that cute baka roles
open modmail with wrong reason
dont do that
otherwise u gonna lose regular
just like nathan lol
u sneaky little champster
lmaooo I didn't know that's what happened
john doe
i dont think thats the exact reason
butt
THERES ANTS WALKING ON ME
dust them off
i recommend you getting a life
when i was a kid
party pooper
was your friend real
he was
Blocked that fucking scammer and their alt account added me lolz
hm
open modmail to get them banned from here
you sure he wasn't imaginary?
we donβt do that
100% sure
im serious now
they arenβt doing anything in this server
report to duhcord
dming people to scam them
report to duhcord
^
they arenβt scamming anybody
how to get roles
theyβre just weird
they said they are scamming
Rip Nathan
who is they and who is they
if theyβre scamming they can open a mod mail yeah but they werenβt previously
omg i lov e her
rip sadan @noble quest
Troe
nice
did he die
oh thats not cool π
maybe it's my doing
nope he's in chat rn
I am talking bullshit
thats so cute
neco arc is dead
why is there blood everywhere
move on
I know π₯°

why did a person named "splatter" react
u smell like stinky rice @timarisu
me when person i like wehhh :3
@open pasture
@velvet hill is this splattering of blood your doing
i like listening to music together
unfortunately a horrid creature
splat
but i rarely do
meownia
π
hm yes, rug
osu!mania is the best gamemode
light at the end of the tunnel
Gwa gwa builder factory impl
u love java now @paper gate
clever cat
i agree with this cat
yop
honestly disappointing
you became mantika
never
blurry
ill make a java 2
vrlb 
1304 β β @paper gate
1056 β β @stark herald
603 β β @harsh minnow
577 β β @fallow drum
475 β β @crude fern
345 β β @noble quest
311 β β >> @boreal torrent <<
298 β β @winter needle
294 β β @lapis lava
261 β β @signal junco
218 β β @sand citrus
215 β β @twin crag
197 β β @viral cape
195 β β @keen kernel
174 β β @stray siren
168 β β @shut jewel
168 β β @tough drift
162 β β @dense phoenix
150 β β @jaunty trellis
144 β β @solemn plank
vrlb 
1088 β β @harsh minnow
988 β β @stark herald
968 β β @viral cape
728 β β @paper gate
535 β β >> @boreal torrent <<
520 β β @jaunty trellis
489 β β @lapis lava
413 β β @fallow drum
338 β β @dense phoenix
282 β β @shut jewel
279 β β @signal junco
251 β β @rain coral
245 β β @sand citrus
226 β β @stray siren
220 β β @crude fern
208 β β @jaunty remnant
183 β β @keen kernel
155 β β @winter needle
147 β β @mossy egret
145 β β @twin crag
because people love the cross platform support java provides ill make it so the syntax changes if you target different platforms

why do ppl praise java for being cross platform
// works only on windows
if (condition) {}
// works only on linux
if condition {}
// works only on macos
{} if condition
its by no means different than cross compiling
u still need a (platform-specific) jre implementation
HORROR
programming gore
whats the syntax for "works only on openbsd"
what about meowOS
:c
aww.......
no meowOS......
if statements have been removed from the openbsd syntax in favour of for loops (which can achieve the same thing given you only do one iteration)
java2, as a fully cross platform compatible programming language, does not provide support for freebsd or haiku
beos my beloved
because if java is so great where is java 2
NO
gone
cool :3
...
there's like feet hurt u see people on quantum stuff, make so sad
iβm not a functioning os, sorry
@boreal torrent ayuuu
i spent 80
hiiii
its the 8GB RAM model
80 DOLLARS?
i love random new chinese cpu
for the entire laptop???
oh ic
what u gonna do with the board
dont milk-v, radxa, and some other company share designs for that square sbc
rate the food
maow
(the black part is intentional i like it crunchy)
aw
useless lore
true iirc
thanks walter white
hmm
$5 for a computer? hell yeah
lemme try https://archriscv.felixc.at/
@rare trout
doesnt have an hdmi port though 
bleh
though that is bloat anyways
its a ham, chicken, and 2 cheese sandwich on jalapeno bread with garlic bread
what os do you use
i wonder what definition of "high performance" this uses
i think thats a cursor that comes with kde iirc
no
the kde cursor is different
very slightly different
not the default but i think you can change to it without installing something?
no
i might just be stupid too
i swear i had spare wifi cards somewhere
why do you think you have spare wifi cards
@rare trout what os do you use??
who has spare wifi cards
usb wifi card 
slower than how i normally breathe when my anxiety is bad
i genuinely used it for a few years before i got my router
same
WOAH
jk I threw mine into the trash
EW CHINA NVM
i forgot where i put mine but i doubt i would throw it out

????
@hidden thistle
you act like half the shit you use in life isnt from china
nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hi fjonkie :3
hi
YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA IGNORE ME?
yes but like most of them aren't chinese companies
arch
fair
i wouldnt!
you're from china
*yro'ue
they used the correct one though...
Turns out: pretty fast, but not too fast.
My site: https://detour.dev
Discord: https://discord.gg/RrppqdHhjn
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/devdetour
Attributions:
10:57 song that plays when you encounter a caterpillar, used with permission https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LGdFKIXr9I
11:56 commodore 64 image https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:...
geek
someone sent me this
i wanted to watch it but im lazy
drink and haiku
TRUE
I am pretty sure u stole it from me and I approve
SO FUCKING TRUE KEVIN
probably
why are all the decent RISC-V CPUs made by Chinese companies π
i still dont understant haikus
thanks for the reminder to gc
i heard about it in avatar once and thats about it
π₯
is a type of poem
why doesn't it perform garbage collection automatically
hun you know almost every cpu is made by chinese/taiwanese companies right
i hate that type of stuff so much
or idk LRU caches or whatever
worst type of writing ever
you can enable that in the config file
I know (also Taiwan isn't the same thing)
close enough
most stuff the chinese make is pretty alright
they're close enough that china wants them
looks burned, 8/19
the bread is orange
like my phone!! i like it a lot
π
so not really
π
i dont mind slightly burnt foods, imo it can make some foods better
also I was solely thinking about how the IP is owned by a Chinese company
idk why but like burnt cheese is just π€€
i usually prefer my food undercooked
chicken
knew it
It's okay if stuff is actually assembled or fabricated at Taiwan or even China, but I'd prefer a reputable western company over all of that
what
π
π
especially one that probably won't disappear in 2 years
π
are Rock Pi Es still being made btw
ππ₯Ήπ ππ€£βΊοΈπππ€¬π
true
do you live in brazil by any chance
π
how do you know
time zones!!
ok the time zone
one hour ahead of eastern time
yeah
usually brazil
WOW BRAZIL WHATR U KNOW ABOUT PHONK BOIII
they suck
ooh TIL
next.
WHQAR U SAY ABOUT PHONK BOIII
does brazil practice daylight savings time
gloop glorp
mrrp nyaa
stinky stinky liberal forest fire huffer
they
suck
guilty as charged π€·ββοΈ
π
this should be directed at me
uhh...
glubbyyyyy
genius
true

so
how do you forward images
i just talk to a lot of people and usually they arent from my time zone :<
yea
like this
the destination channel needs to allow attachments
HOW DID U FORWARD
this channel doesn't for filthy whitenames like me and you
cause im cool :3
idk... i honestly have 3 entails
i dont see the option
also like discord has a bias towards me i think
ive been paying them money for almost 6 years straight
so cool
I AM PAYING FOR LITERALLY 3 YEARS
you are NOT @sharp sinew buddy
what if lightning fast cross-server messaging via forwards
cuz I'm still setting this up and haven't enabled any nh.clean things and the automatic nix gc hasn't had time to do the thing yet cuz it's daily and I've already made 31 generations in a day 
huh
i am being impersonated.
oh so nix has automatic garbage collection
okie
you are the most china lover that I ever know
i will always know..
yop
??
but am i gay
we will never know
ive had nitro since like 2 days after i made my account lmfao
there can only be one nokotan pfp
I have the yearly plan since 2022
nice
lmaoo
@crude fern twink on a sink!
I took some time yk
i would do yearly but knowing myself id forget to have the $100 available, and then my bank account would go into overdraft
started being a nitro user in 2021
i had nitro for a month because some weirdo gave it to me but other than that i never bothered
hi
fuck discord im NOT givinng them money
HIIIIIIIII
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I need to migrate my hl config to nix 
i was just thiking
hi gay ass
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
too late
tryhard
"some weirdo gave it to me" wow the gratitude
hi guys
your half life config
he wasnt even my friend i like barely knew him in my server
are u a girl by any chance?
don't you think you should be a bit more interested in who he is
seeing as
@daring cloud you will write a program to convert config files to home manager
yeah
you got nitro
makes sense
can i talk about discord bugs here like something that freezes discord or something?
u cant control what i make my pfp gacha pfp boi
oh mb
girl
i respect pronouns
its not like a glitch its something to do with profile pictures
i respect hugging :3
nokotan respects pronouns yall
you cant buy my respect
-# i could hardly tell
you are correct
doesnt work for me
mm
MS exchange 
lame
π₯
it was in like november lol i havent seen him since december 3rd
server got nuked
what's wrong
was it yours server?
also why is one of them starttls
partly?
but the other is just regular tls
it was like from 2019 but in mid 2023 it was getting raided so i ran a cloner on it and invited the good members
Hello I am John Vencord
they got tired of me and found a backdoor in the spaghetti role system from the previous guy
Inventor of vencord
no youre not
Meowwww
the what
Yes I am
mcafee
no you're not
actually is that the joke
Yes I am
is mcafee the joke
ok
No
seems easy enough
Thanks for believing me
but like
john mcafee
No
you're welcome!
Thank you
I would like to announce Vencord 2 is coming soon
@jaunty trellis you will write a message to hug me
john bigmac
guh
I would like to announce that enmity v3 is coming soon, by 2029
mmm yes
i like how all my college emails to and from my account from the internal college email server are spammed
nice
same
π₯
i should probably ask why there's like $600 due on my account even though my high school should be paying for that
outlook moment
why do you use outlook? π€
my college uses outlook for the email server
π
bro why is EVERYTHING spammed


these people at the restaurant im at: "theres no alcohol in here"
the person who works there: "there isnt, but theres rootbeer!!"
email protocols are FUCKED
my dumbass accepted the gifted nitro on the wrong account
i didnt have an issue for @aspy.dev
idk about your email server its just oooooo you must have shitty system for who is allowed to send from your domain
I think you forgot my account too
mine used to be 101,500 something but i cleared out my primary
can i turn off these safelinks thing outlook does
probably not lol
NO.
welcome to corporate shitware
mine used to be like 90k but that was because I had the other email there too
i should create a spam email catcher thing
@jolly temple yo bro say something
@sharp sinew 
Why not set up wildcard redirect on a domain you own
right so enterprise outlook just sucks ass
im evil
I WAS RESPONDING TO A PICTURE OF ASTOLFO
vbam @sharp sinew
wow @sharp sinew
YOU SENT ME A PICTURE OF ASTOLFO AND HE WAS HOT
absolutely wow
nope youd play him in smash bros
IM NOT SHANE DAWSON....
why the fuck are you posting this
ew
what REALLY happened was last night it sent me a picture of astolfo and i didnt respond until just now

i needed this gif thanks

nah you're clearly lying
actually a good idea
you can thank idk who posted it the last time the very questionable plugin was posted in #πΊ-regulars
but which one do i use
ryawaa or mitn
oh mt god what
u do know this server is 13+ right?
and this is a public channel
im evil
i will bite you
I dont think youve been here long enough to know that there are people under the age of 16 talking
if you are ok with it
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @viral cape)
i really wish people would be moderated equally regardless of their stance or activity in the community
i wish this serer min age was 18
i wish the internet was 18+
age would just removed the exe name is limited when google sheets for works only a long since i come!
i wish this serer was 40+
then go join an 18+ server
im 58
why that 
wrong
funny
59*
oh
your birthday was yesterday
i forgot
thank you
happy late birthday!!!
i hope your hips didnt fully give up
my brain is like adding extra letter to words whats up with that
not yet
I am blocking everyone that are <16
what for
blocking everyone who is over 16?
yeah
do you want to show these messages only to underage people or what π
arenβt you one too
uhhhhhh
and the sign you did β>β is bigger than
so youβre blocking people over the age of 16
sorry I got it wrong

bro hasn't learned math comparisons yet π
They're 19
instead of blocking minors can yβall just learn to fucking coexist with them
every time i see > or < in for loops my brain just shuts down its insane
I did but I forgot
HOW DO YOU KNOW
. <
WHO ARE YOU
.<
yeah i can tell
guh discord
what are u even implying by that
you are acting your age
how old do u think i am
Not even sure how old I act
17
23
i can confirm I am a legal adult
6
samara is 500 years old
HOW
hi dickwad
Accurate
like what?
you are 7 seconds old
mean
||for the record, i am 16||
that wasnt a call to post your age publicly in this channel
i am!!
16 is not less than 16
same...
reply fail
meant to reply to this waah
no serious who tf are you
we should legalize homicide
ok
its legal if you dont get caught
or if you arent alive to be caught
minky is swooshing his tail
making it illegal would do nothing
hi fjonkie
gwagwa mate
yeah
(flashback to literally yesterday)
@harsh minnow u can tell I was out of it when pushing stuff to feather I did "dump" instead of "bump"

id say ive read
ur lurking
LMAO
@paper gate gwa
bwa
gwa
What did the version do why are you calling it dumb
bwaaa
DUMP
nvm that says dump
how are you
did the water get into the battery or something?
this is something i would do
I got into the battery

π
what did you do after
Set it on fire
my brain literally did not see that mistake until i got like 7 hours of sleep
from: meadf 19
kinda meh
wiseman
thanks for letting us know
hug
hug
np
da vanilla lily

I like cookies
LINUX
nuh uh I never said that
LINUX
yes, regular vanilla and french vanilla
ur lying
this kinda sucks

half the puzzles are timing based
me

meee
just lower your clock speed π§
unstable
guys any1 know how the moyai plugin work, is it like when i get pinged or what? idk what causes it
πΏ
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @sturdy folio)
EHHH
4GHz to 4MHz
πΏ
IT JUST HAPPENED RANDOM
πΏ

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πΏ
lol how this happend
it happens everytime its even used
πΏ
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blud cannot put 2 and 2 together
πΏ
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πΏ
πΏ
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lol
πΏ
MY EARS
facts
πΏ

πΏ

Do not flood the chat
πΏ
FUCK
Chat can get drowned
πΏ
flood the cat
wait how does this work
Chat is already drowned
πΏ
bro.
idek what the moyai plugin is
Enabling vencord plugins without care
its like every time we do the emoji, they lose a brain cell
cat drowner
πΏ
i'm just following along
somebody call peta!
chat don't spam
ik the plugin its on on purpose i meant what causes the sound to play since it doesnt say in description of it
peta the horse is here
@open pasture are you a fjonkster
yeah
spam don't chat
I CANT READ
lol sorry for what ive done guys
spam is funni ngl
we should nuke u
did you think it said creaming
Guys my internet router is constantly overheating do you think I could cool it down using ice cubes
also why do half of the words cause a timeout but not the other half
similar word yes
It's normal
is supposed to do that
Serious question to all sysadmins
dawg im still getting moyaied and idk why, lol is it the moyai replays or what idk how the plugin does the sound
as long as theyre dry yeah
dense
Dry ice cubes
The Moyai plugin emits a sound due to a fascinating blend of quantum mechanics, psychoacoustics, and the ancient mystical energy of the Moyai statues. When activated, the plugin unwittingly entangles quantum particles called phonons, which vibrate at a frequency resonating with the symbolic essence of the Moyai. This resonance triggers a subconscious psychoacoustic response, creating a soft, almost ethereal sound. The sound, though not part of the plugin's intended design, emerges as a byproduct of these quantum interactions and ancient energy fields, subtly tapping into our primal connection with sound and stone, and evoking a sense of mystery and curiosity.
is like the temperature like crazy high?
don't you love frozen carbon dioxide
hm
What
Yeah
ty that helped me understand
as a server manager, i do this myself
sometimes they get really warm so i just dunk them in a bathtub
you will under stand
rip
you will πΏ
fr
[ebuild U ] kde-frameworks/extra-cmake-modules-6.5.0-r1 [5.116.0]
[ebuild U ] dev-util/wayland-scanner-1.23.0 [1.22.0]
[ebuild U ] dev-libs/wayland-1.23.0-r1 [1.22.0]
[blocks b ] <dev-libs/wayland-1.23.0 ("<dev-libs/wayland-1.23.0" is soft blocking dev-util/wayland-scanner-1.23.0)
hm.
is that gentoo
yes
Okay I trust yβall
is that ur dinner
Laugh Out Loud!
oh ur cooling it
Ice soup yes
jailbroke??
jailbroke
yes kevin
Discord user moment
real
So basically what you are saying is this is better?
shouldnt have told my friends... i got spammed with it now
I remember one of my friends used to just add every person imaginable
Was so long ago
im saying that, that thing has a fan
just dont block the holes
π
you should run a fan next to it maybe
Well guess why Iβm cooling it using ice cubes
Why does polyamorous flag have a pi on it
reminds of the raspberry pi you host theme library on
(i hate apple)
ran out of colors, symbols it is now
One day ThemeLibrary will explode
(i will not fix it)
pi = p
And I will be the one who has caused it
you will put raspberry pi in a dusty mineshaft and it will power the entire world
wakes up
3930 new krystalskullofficial theme submissions
then I proceeded the way the week and a half for them to actually be uploaded
bruuakaivu
true..
It appears to be a random string of letters with no meaning.
what is that word
ok
wait external app perms in #π§-off-topic-iceman-only
cause you a regular
i swear it was only enabled in #πΊ-regulars
is it bugged
New solution
was until a couple of weeks ago i believe
"hold on, gotta cool my router"
i can't do it for some reason
COOLING IT LIKE THAT ACTUALLY WORKS LMFAO
wait, if it's hot, it just doesn't work?
you are doing the least network intensive task possible?
yea
that's lame
when its too hot it basically just shuts down completely
and doesnt allow any more connections till it cools down
buh
trol
who came up with that
idk
why would your router be hot unless it's in a hot room
nop
it's too hot for u
i've never had a router overheat before 
@jaunty stag
theoretically what would happen if I uploaded the entirety of the Lord of the rings saga to Theme Library?
i mean my internet is fast so i cant complain too much
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DAMN HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING
woah :3
nothing
SHOW US SLOW DOCSIS UPLOAD SPEED
my parents pay
too fast...
yes
they pay like 30β¬ per month idk
WTF
30 EUR PER MONTH??
meow
BRO I PAY ~30EUR FOR 300 MBPS
my parents meow
@sturdy folio what's your upload speed

only 50mbps
meow :3
i get like 700+
almost always close to my download
yea i checked normally its 40β¬ per month for 1gbps down but my parents talked it down to 30β¬
i need a better router
ubiquity
girl wtf
I WISH
I FUCKING WISH
ubiquity is SOOO expensive tho
i could get better theoretically cuz we have like 3 gig but my Ethernet interface maxes at a gig
get an ER-X and use another router for AP
thats my setup
why do you want to get stuck into a closed network ecosystem
my main router is an ER-X and my AP's are TP-Link
my router is a poweredge r610 running pfsense
lmao
seek help
like
i downloaded gta 5 when i was home alone once and it took like 15 mins in total
tp link is husk
tplink is temporary
wdym closed
2 cpus btw
there's no vendor lock-in with ethernet
4 core cpus
planning to switch soon
i tried to run pfsense and it borked my entire homelab 
sob
i really mean more "propietary management"
i did that the other day trying to get link agg working
lmao
what's your favorite software license
some of my servers are still unhappy
prorietary routers?
pissOS
actually GitHub answers that question
this ones offline entirely despite being plugged in
can pissos be used for routers





