🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[deep token]

WHAT????

[quasi ravine]

THEY HAVE MORE FASHION SENSE THAN ME

[lost furnace]

Relatable

[deep token]

HOW

[quasi ravine]

I DONT KNOW

I was scrolling through my fb feed then i saw

[lost furnace]

60 year old in chat

[quasi ravine]

this femboy is either turning into a woman or idk

the line is very thin

[deep token]

i only have fb for marketplace

[quasi ravine]

i have fb for marketplace and because my schools updates are in a group

[lost furnace]

Same

[deep token]

wild

[quasi ravine]

they refuse to use discord

(i tried gaslighting them)

[lost furnace]

i don't go to school

Just marketplace

Mobile slow horror

[lost furnace]

And I can't even fucking use it

[quasi ravine]

my family is on discord

which is funny

[lost furnace]

I have 2 facebook accounts

Privacy is a valid reason

[quasi ravine]

but then again

[sinful flame]

hola

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/remilia-scarlet-touhou-good-morning-have-a-great-day-picmix-gif-120881197732977925

[lost furnace]

Like ffs my name on my main account is fucking zayne zayne because I don't want my last name out there (not due to privacy I couldn't give a fuck but it's because it's my father's last name and I hate him)

[deep token]

so i tried the clean up feature in macos sequoia

[quasi ravine]

how was it

[quasi ravine]

LMAO

[deep token]

and it did this

id say it did well

[sinful flame]

im right now trying to hackintosh macos sequoia

[quasi ravine]

it never happened

fr fr

[quasi ravine]

HEY!

[lost furnace]

I might change my last name to drift for the funny

[deep token]

want some help?

[quasi ravine]

i'm too scared to update my hack

i'm currently on sonoma

[sinful flame]

i will probably need that

[deep token]

aight

lmk

[quasi ravine]

sonoma not ventura

[deep token]

eh youre fine

[sinful flame]

i have never did a hackintosh

[quasi ravine]

yea but i use nootedred

[deep token]

what cpu/gpu do u have

ohhh

[lost furnace]

New full name will be zayne fuckthefrench (for the funny)

[deep token]

ryzen user

damn

[lost furnace]

[quasi ravine]

i still havent even finished transferring my notes to my github

[sinful flame]

i've been told that i should read all of this: https://dortania.github.io/OpenCore-Install-Guide/macos-limits.html#gpu-support
but i just went to hackintosh.com and im following some thing from there

[quasi ravine]

[quasi ravine]

you should!

[sturdy folio]

YOU LOST THE GAME!!

[quasi ravine]

you read the dortania guide

[lost furnace]

:(

[sinful flame]

apparently the gpu i have would not be supported

[lost furnace]

That's it eats your psu cables

[deep token]

hackintosh.com wtf😭😭😭

[sinful flame]

what

[quasi ravine]

yea

same sentiment

read the dortania guide my man 🤝

[deep token]

dont use that...

[deep token]

^

[lost furnace]

If I use macos I want it to be on a macbook from years ago I got for cheap on marketplace or ebay

[sinful flame]

should i be using specifically this url https://dortania.github.io/OpenCore-Install-Guide/

[deep token]

yes

[fallow pawn]

it leads directly to tonymacx86

[deep token]

ewwwwwwwwww

[sinful flame]

is tonymacx86 not good

[sinful flame]

right now all i did was install some macos sequoia files with https://github.com/corpnewt/gibMacOS

and im copying them to a usb disk rn

[jaunty trellis]

hop on loonix instead

[deep token]

okay good

[wind jasper]

.

[sinful flame]

it's finished

[deep token]

make sure to do it properly

[quasi ravine]

understandable i will now learn geodesdk

[sinful flame]

i have one mac with an intel chip and one with an m1, does it matter which one i use right now

[sturdy folio]

We should cancel them.

[jaunty trellis]

geowode <3

[lost furnace]

Me when making announcements

[quasi ravine]

wtf is geode smoking

[lost furnace]

[worn kelp]

lay dee gah gah

[jolly temple]

cigarette

[worn kelp]

my favourite food

[light jungle]

Hello

[lost furnace]

500 to consume please

[knotty furnace]

hater

[lost furnace]

Doei

[light jungle]

?

[lost furnace]

tot ziens

[open pasture]

hi chat im back agaib

[lost furnace]

I'm calling you fonk now

[open pasture]

what why

[quasi ravine]

welcome bank fonk

[open pasture]

a handful of amercians have called me fonkie because theyre stupid

[harsh crest]

Now that I’ve moved some more parts to the client you can really see the skeletons working! (Starting to implement post caching)

[quasi ravine]

ooooh what you working on

[lost furnace]

since you're norwegian I'm guessing it's pronounced "fi-on-key"

[harsh crest]

Posting application, I’m mainly trying to push my skills and learn some new ones, the url is at the bottom if you wanna check it!

[lost furnace]

I know my northwestern european languages :333

[open pasture]

god i love shivering

genuinely

[quasi ravine]

i love the cleanliness holy meatballs

[lost furnace]

du er bög

[harsh crest]

Ty ❤️

[lost furnace]

in swedish it would be "du är bög"

[keen junco]

https://vxtwitter.com/HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN/status/1829422933263221013

https://vxtwitter.com/dDlhbQY6GLiAGOL/status/1829109367997600216

[open pasture]

also the entire school day today is dedicated to teaching us copyright laws

this is so goddamn boring

[lost furnace]

oh in swedish bog is slang in the queer community

[open pasture]

i like piracy SHUT UP!!

[lavish relic]

hii fjonk

[open pasture]

im not queer in sweden i wouldnt know

i just use jt like i would use the british slang for cigarette

[open pasture]

helo!!

[lost furnace]

yeah because it's used the same

[quasi ravine]

active r/piracy user right there

[open pasture]

fmhy actually

back in my day it used to be a reddit wiki page instead of a website..

[fallow pawn]

[open pasture]

oh ok awesomesauce

[quasi ravine]

wait what

is the wiki gone?

[open pasture]

i think its like fmhy.pages.dev or something ion remember rhe url

it is actually

i remember!!

not gone btw

[quasi ravine]

thank you for introducing me to this

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1130889521693732944.webp?size=48

also chat over the weekend im gonna flip my schedule so some of you might barely see me (not like you would notice)

[lavish relic]

fjonkster

[open pasture]

yes yes hiii :3

[sturdy folio]

fjonker

[open pasture]

HIIII SURGEY WURGEY!!

might be shaking rn

[sturdy folio]

why

[open pasture]

excited to see you i guess

[quasi ravine]

[open pasture]

im so DERANGED

my phone isnt gonna make it through the day how will i survive without my music

i already wanna kill people with how boring this class is

speaking of killing things i killed chat again

[sinful flame]

imagine the music

[open pasture]

i cant with the aura of people in the room

i hate being around people so much

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow

[open pasture]

i love u

[fallow pawn]

who r u

[jolly temple]

11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

[open pasture]

who are you tou

FUXK YOU MOBJLE

https://tenor.com/view/my-fucking-computer-is-going-to-fly-gif-22253981

pretend this is my phone or something

i am actually on a rooftop right now so in theory i could

[open pasture]

i actually didnt hear about corona beer until the virus came out

[sinful flame]

what is this meme

i don't get it

[open pasture]

corona beer coronavirus

[sinful flame]

no yeah

i got that

but what is this meme template

[open pasture]

its like the new thing

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

i gotta get back to class

[sinful flame]

good luck

[open pasture]

mifht genuinely fall asleep in it

[barren gorge]

my class begins in 10 days haha noob

[quasi ravine]

wtf this was 5 years ago???

I FEEL OLD

[barren gorge]

2017 was 7 years ago

[sinful flame]

still a good song

[barren gorge]

kids born in 2017 are 7

[coral ivy]

😭

[quasi ravine]

[barren gorge]

kids born in 2011 are old enough for social media

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

job interview in 6 minutes

[jaunty trellis]

gl

[raw panther]

ty

[jaunty trellis]

I get home in 6 min

[sinful flame]

get hired :]

[raw panther]

I will

[deep token]

@fallow pawn do you ever steeliness steel

[jaunty trellis]

where are you applying for

[deep token]

https://twitter.com/singhalrishi27/status/1829421202370072973?

Rishi Agrawal (@singhalrishi27) on X

Steeliness Steel iPhones looks wayyy better than Titanium.

Including durability.

Twitter · Aug 30, 2024, 7:29 AM

apple community moment

[coral ivy]

andreoid better

[barren gorge]

Steeliness steel

"including durability"

sskull

[raw panther]

to make windshields at a competing company because my contract at current employer ends and they can't hire me 😂

[jaunty trellis]

[fallow pawn]

qhat

[deep token]

some apple fans are stupids

[fallow pawn]

stainless?

[deep token]

yes

[dusky cradle]

Person below this message is my friend now

[spark crescent]

im an apple fan

[fallow pawn]

who r u

[deep token]

ngl i prefer ss too like the glossy look is so much better

[spark crescent]

with no apple products owned

::3

[dusky cradle]

ebay

[dusky cradle]

i like apples too

lol

Ik were talking about iphones btw im joking

[fallow pawn]

I prefer u

[deep token]

owo

[robust relic]

https://fixupx.com/theereal_one/status/1829146896566497519?s=46

[robust relic]

both look fine

[harsh minnow]

trueee

[sturdy folio]

America bad Europe good

[jolly temple]

🇩🇰

[harsh minnow]

tbf this might just be them genuinely wanting to do something for disabled people

look in the background there's a second normal bench

[teal hill]

@harsh minnow Look at your own

[sharp sinew]

iirc a lot of them are "art installations" taking a jab at america

i do not however, remember if this is one of them

[harsh minnow]

I can imagine well some guy coming up with this design and being super proud of himself and then they built it and realised oh... this is stupid 😔

[feral island]

Can someone with fake nitro dm me all of the gifs for this server so I can download them, I have regulations on my device so I can’t use vendors anymore

[sinful flame]

this is weird

[rare trout]

Huhhhh

[wraith osprey]

THEY CAN PARK THEIR WHEELCHAIRS RIGHT BESIDE!!!

[rare trout]

But like- you have a moving chair...

Sit next to the bench

[quasi ravine]

wait wtf i have a mutual with vee

LMFAO

[rare trout]

Whart

Oh

[sharp sinew]

thats normal.

[harsh hatch]

can anyone give a boost in my server by transfer?pls my server is gong to lose a level ..you can stay in my server after i found another boost you can transfer your boost .

[lavish owl]

who's vee

[quasi ravine]

im just antisocial

i guess

i rarely find people with moots

[robust relic]

i love this

[deep token]

@fallow pawn you wont guess what i just got a kernel panic from

fucking always on display

[harsh minnow]

I didnt say it isn't stupid

[keen pike]

hiii chat gm

[viral cape]

i am stupid today

[deep token]

gm gm :3

[harsh minnow]

vban

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned pialmallik1 (@harsh hatch)

[keen pike]

how are you

gm vee

[deep token]

good

u?

[keen pike]

im fine

[deep token]

W

[quasi ravine]

wait void

is ur phone jailbroken

[teal hill]

@harsh minnow See what's special

[fallow pawn]

jailbroke??

[sudden sun]

is it me or are more people being macOS versions

[deep token]

no

also call me luna :3

[fallow pawn]

lunar

[deep token]

i should change my nickname again the wwdc 2014 joke is not funny anymore

mreow

[deep token]

hi bestie

[quasi ravine]

omki luna

[deep token]

this key

breaks it

[quasi ravine]

[viral cape]

chat should i bomb this drive soon

[deep token]

is muse dash having a seizure

[quasi ravine]

yes.

[viral cape]

SO MUCH SHIT I DONT CARE ABOUT!!

[quasi ravine]

actually

[deep token]

damn

[quasi ravine]

thats a reasonable amount of space ur games folder is taking

[viral cape]

the only other thing on this drive is leaked [REDACTED] documents and a windows 11 vm

[quasi ravine]

ooo those documents

just back them up

[deep token]

@quasi ravine lmao

[viral cape]

i will shove them on the random shit drive

[quasi ravine]

secret chart enjoyer 🤝

[viral cape]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS RANDOM ISO FILE IS USEFUL FOR

[sharp sinew]

install it

[jolly temple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/949342016322560050/1278700294846550036/reddit-bar834dq2kld1.mp4

[viral cape]

https://haqueers.com/@Rairii/110815328303966892

lol rip that instance

[deep token]

🙏

[viral cape]

https://wetdry.world/@[e-mail]/110815328810426900

[jolly nexus]

Rairii ([e-mail])

so a set of interesting microsoft confidential media got dumped today

including a bunch of their anti-LAMP/anti-Linux propaganda from circa 2005

iso download: https://archive.org/download/ms-evangelism-rhythms-fy06rel01/Lamp101.iso

iso browse: https://archive.org/download/ms-evangelism-rhythms-fy06rel01/Lamp101.iso/

one of the powerpoint slides actually uses the term "Micro$oft", huh.

Image

Click for image

Mastodon · Aug 1, 2023, 4:35 PM

[viral cape]

this is where it came from

WHAT

yes definitely right instance

totally

there is nothing interesting here anymore

[quasi ravine]

[light jungle]

Hello

[tawny vault]

Hello!

[light jungle]

how are you

[keen junco]

Fuck homeless people

[light jungle]

lol

[deep token]

rude ass

[flat kelp]

the instance this link actually points to are dead

[deep token]

masto L

[viral cape]

husk

[flat kelp]

those GOREGOUS speeds (downloading Lamp101.iso at 82,5 kbit/s)

[lapis lava]

insane

this computer loves BSODing at random moments

is it growing too old for windows

[quasi ravine]

potential hardware failure?

[lapis lava]

probably

[boreal torrent]

can bots block users

[lapis lava]

nop

they cant do any relationship stuff afaik

[open pasture]

where did you get such a long bacon (me)

[open pasture]

thanks kevin

[quasi ravine]

im thinking of starting a project

and im stuck again

should i start on the frontend or the backend

[boreal torrent]

wait

theres no twitch in south korea since februrary????

[deep token]

W

[quasi ravine]

yea

[boreal torrent]

💀

[jaunty trellis]

[sturdy folio]

Backend

[quasi ravine]

i already failed

i was wondering why i can't connect to psql

turns out i dont have psql on my laptop

[open pasture]

It's good to have made a player for Spotify, and why not for other platforms?

And hello

[last breach]

vban @neon ferry

[sturdy folio]

you didnt fail! its just an obstacle to success :3

i always try to start with backend first, its more straight forward imo (with frontend you can argue about styling for hours) and having a fully working implementation first is nice

[open pasture]

pissql

[quasi ravine]

agreed

[sturdy folio]

postressql

[harsh minnow]

someone send the one where at the end it shows you died screen

[quasi ravine]

i wanna nuke my entire docker stack

[viral cape]

docker

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/loli-eat-you-loli-kawaii-anime-you-die-gif-16032459

[sturdy folio]

https://tenor.com/view/loli-eat-you-loli-kawaii-anime-you-die-gif-16032459

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/loli-eat-you-loli-kawaii-anime-you-die-gif-16032459

[jolly temple]

:wiggles:

[sturdy folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841574028786663446/1250810761597554739/caption.gif

[jaunty trellis]

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-youre-dead-rumia-happy-gif-22869824

[sturdy folio]

yop i am

[keen kernel]

Look what I found

[jaunty trellis]

ipad baby

[keen junco]

Windows Remote Desktop is now Windows App

[daring cloud]

my cat is repeatedly walking directly in front of my legs and getting mad when he gets kicked

cat anger farm

[late osprey]

[keen junco]

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows-app/overview

[burnt maple]

rumia

[harsh minnow]

https://www.bitchute.com/img/snap.ba8e71e8.webp

[exotic cosmos]

i found my opp

[sturdy folio]

zaza bunny

[daring cloud]

discord should add cross-channel replies

or let you start a thread off multiple messages + add messages after

[exotic cosmos]

what could u possibly need all that for

[jaunty trellis]

that seems like it'd just be really messy

[daring cloud]

currently you need to start threads at the main message, but it might be several messages before someone realizes “hey this should be a thread”

[exotic cosmos]

u can just repeat urself or copy paste messages its not that big a deal

what u said just sounds like a hassle

[keen junco]

Guilded lets you reply to multiple messages at the same time

[daring cloud]

or forward but that's time-consuming

[exotic cosmos]

gui-

[keen junco]

Ikr

[daring cloud]

i mean capture a message and its reply chain in a thread

[keen junco]

But they gave me money so I can't be too mean to them

[keen junco]

I know

[exotic cosmos]

download reddit at that point

[daring cloud]

ik, clilded is better

[burnt maple]

should i add this too

[lapis lava]

@nocturne bough look in your walls

[viral cape]

Windows App when macOS App and Linux App walk into the room

[keen junco]

But reddit doesn't give me free money

[jaunty trellis]

I have a bunch of stuff to do but I'm too lazy to do it

[unreal siren]

Shima

[deep token]

@exotic cosmos meow

[pine zephyr]

chat

[keen junco]

Just go on vacation for a week and after that week you'll have a strong desire to do them

At least that's how it is for me currently with coding and making music

[jaunty trellis]

if only I could take a vacation for a week in the middle of school with exams coming up

[keen junco]

Unfortunate

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[harsh minnow]

this account has to be bait

[naive copper]

hii what is hug right next to ur name

[jaunty trellis]

clan tag

[digital kettle]

poke is in the new server now

[naive copper]

i also want that how can i ??

[digital kettle]

:3

[jaunty trellis]

go into discovery and apply for a clan

[viral cape]

i forgot clan tags were a thing because i turned them off

[digital kettle]

new poke ip

[jaunty trellis]

[naive copper]

where is dicovery ??

[digital kettle]

old ip was 193.141.60.25

now its 2.x

[naive copper]

are u developing a game ??

[digital kettle]

yes poke my fav video game

[viral cape]

poketube gotta catch all the videos

[lapis lava]

i btw arch use

[jolly temple]

🐸

[lapis lava]

@cosmic otter you

[digital kettle]

you have alerted the frog

[viral cape]

@lapis lava i installed nixos on my laptop i dont know if i regret it

[lapis lava]

im gonna try nixos in vm at some point

[naive copper]

pokemon was my fav when i was in 5th grade

[digital kettle]

@lapis lava poke has a new server and i will switch again in 22 days

[warm zenith]

can we remove regex from textreplace

[viral cape]

WHY AGAIN

[viral cape]

skill issue

[jaunty trellis]

you will make a custom arch iso and call it archusk

[digital kettle]

gonna buy another server

[keen junco]

Hug

[viral cape]

Husk Linux

[digital kettle]

husk minecraft?

[jaunty trellis]

[lapis lava]

insane

[warm zenith]

it makes me very nauseous it might all be one big java

[viral cape]

oooo you now have hunger effect

[lapis lava]

maybe i should host status page on a separate server

[naive copper]

i was legit asking u r taking as joke

[digital kettle]

its just 15€ lmao

[lapis lava]

instead of raspberry pi

[keen junco]

Click it

[daring cloud]

i can literally send you a qemu script (if you join my tailnet)

[lapis lava]

sorry i use vmware workstation pro

[viral cape]

everyone knows your tailscale auth key

[naive copper]

its like a dc server and waitlisted with i sign is at bottom

[daring cloud]

yes

[keen junco]

Yop

[lapis lava]

ios insane why does it keep showing this

[keen junco]

Which means you can't join

[naive copper]

how can i get this badge

[lapis lava]

i added for the 30th time

[keen junco]

You can't

[naive copper]

why

[viral cape]

it is tskey-auth-kUMZpfCYXF11CNTRL-D2Rz24arzyQEirrNuLgT1RiCDH4Lw8fzthis is public information i stole it from your nixos config repo

[daring cloud]

too many tabs

[daring cloud]

that one expired

[viral cape]

husk

make new one

does tailscale support github secret scanning?

[naive copper]

what type of browser is this

[quasi ravine]

my selfhosted object storage just exploded

[digital kettle]

@lapis lava i mean specs are better now (amy old karyl new)

[quasi ravine]

[daring cloud]

but yeah the whole point is that anyone can use that key

[quasi ravine]

I AM DEAD

[daring cloud]

i have strict acls on the actual tailnet

[swift glen]

bwah

[lapis lava]

i would allow people in my tailnet but then youd get access to my nvr and home assistant

[digital kettle]

wait any mysql user

[lapis lava]

hop on postgres

[digital kettle]

matom

[lapis lava]

oh

[digital kettle]

matomo uses mysql

[lapis lava]

insane

[digital kettle]

i wanna export matamo

to new server

[viral cape]

@digital kettle will use mariadb

[digital kettle]

ask https://piwik.org

??

they use mysql

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/java-my-beloved-gif-26470299

[digital kettle]

i wanna export my db

to the new server

[daring cloud]

this is the only "src": ["*"] rule, everything else is ip whitelisted

[viral cape]

where d uke

[digital kettle]

matomo is litrerally written in php btw

[daring cloud]

oh nvm tailscale was bugging earlier, the key was not expired

[lapis lava]

@daring cloud you
what do you use as auth provider for tailscale

[digital kettle]

https://github.com/matomo-org/matomo

[jolly temple]

click it used for 100$ dm channels

[daring cloud]

github

trying to passkey

[lapis lava]

i just use OIDC + self hosted authentik

that way the WOKE can’t lock me out of a oauth sccount

[silk kelp]

At some point it's probably better to maintain your own analytics

[lapis lava]

yop

pokelytics soon?

[daring cloud]

why can't you add passkeys to existing accounts

[digital kettle]

mataomo is good tho?

[silk kelp]

Since they'll always be more accurate/tailored- of course it depends on the context of your app

[digital kettle]

also you can use tracking pixels in matomo idk how to code one

[lapis lava]

express js server

make it return 1x1 image

[digital kettle]

how collect data

[jaunty trellis]

[lapis lava]

u have an ip

[silk kelp]

Also this isn't compatible with mobile apps no?

[lapis lava]

and a user agent

[digital kettle]

it is?

matamo has android sk

sdk

[lapis lava]

does it have ios sdk
https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/926602689213767680.webp?size=48

it does

[silk kelp]

How does it track button clicks?

[digital kettle]

https://github.com/matomo-org/matomo-sdk-android

[silk kelp]

I'm trying to find the docs on that

[digital kettle]

https://github.com/matomo-org/matomo-sdk-ios

[silk kelp]

Oh NVM this is sick

[lapis lava]

i wonder if it integrates with this

banger feature

[digital kettle]

it does

[silk kelp]

They even got a flutter package https://pub.dev/packages/matomo_tracker

[digital kettle]

obv

nino will rewrite matomo sdk in kotlin

[rough crater]

hi

[silk kelp]

Why though lol

I mean java is vaguely fine

[keen kernel]

https://youtu.be/sn_ShJezCiM

[silk kelp]

o_0

Is that what y'all are called?

[digital kettle]

wait who invented racism again

[silk kelp]

Eh?

[silk kelp]

Please leave.

[digital kettle]

wait what mascot is that

[digital kettle]

send that to the kotlin server for a free ban

ig

[rough crater]

whats kotlin

[gray karma]

gm

[digital kettle]

@lapis lava do u give permission for me to drink water

or is that jus

not alow

eds

[lapis lava]

do what you want idc

[digital kettle]

thanks nino

.3

[jolly temple]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/comments/1f3x8ue/stay_in_australia/

[digital kettle]

:3

[gray karma]

what

[digital kettle]

wha

also ew why does rxddit embed look so uglty

wheres upvote count n stuff

[gray karma]

fr

[lapis lava]

tbh kamala has low chances of winning

[digital kettle]

nu

[quasi ravine]

oooo, thank u for sharing this

[digital kettle]

shes like

+4.4

[quasi ravine]

very interesting

[digital kettle]

wait

u didint knew?

[quasi ravine]

yea

[digital kettle]

what matomo was?

wait,,,srs?

krtlehgcefy3yhnrgm

[robust relic]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-jiggy-with-it-jiggy-cat-gif-cat-bob-bobbing-cat-gif-8181308640098872583

[quasi ravine]

i dont really do analytics

LMFAO

[digital kettle]

ajwmedeyjhgefgef

[quasi ravine]

i dont put analytics on my site

[digital kettle]

oki..

[quasi ravine]

[digital kettle]

fair..

but i use

matomo

since its not google analyitcs

[lapis lava]

i should add cloudflare analytics to my site

[digital kettle]

just use matomo

[quasi ravine]

MY MOUSE DIED AGAIN

[rough crater]

cool

[digital kettle]

@lapis lava can u dev smth for poke

i can do it myself but too lazy

basically i wanna make global cache buster param

but since thers like

alot

alot alot of static filkes

[deep token]

nop

[digital kettle]

LUNAA

hai

[swift glen]

ive gambled and won 1000 dollars

and i lost it all by gambling

[boreal torrent]

[swift glen]

I SAID I LOST IT ALL!!

[boreal torrent]

tiramisu can't read

[swift glen]

true

[daring cloud]

simple, win it all

[swift glen]

i did

[pine zephyr]

so ass

[swift glen]

i won my 1000 dollars back

[jaunty trellis]

chat what is it with aot, mha and jjk all having shit ass endings

[quasi ravine]

it is what it is

[jolly temple]

?yad ruoy llay si woh

[night wharf]

[quasi ravine]

lies

[deep token]

hiiiiiii

[keen junco]

Yop

[quasi ravine]

how do u guys even migrate out of a country let alone get a job in another country

should i just go to country's indeed/linkedin and apply

[exotic cosmos]

mňau

[jaunty trellis]

probably not a bad idea

[quasi ravine]

i honestly dont know where to start

i thought its public knowledge by now

but

i'm clueless

[exotic cosmos]

be depends what country u wanna work in

some have specific requirements before u can get some jobs there

[quasi ravine]

nz

[deep token]

mňau :3

[quasi ravine]

mňau >w<

[exotic cosmos]

well idk abt that but id do research

i wanna move to the uk and work there eventually but i might not even qualify for most jobs there

cus of some shit idk my cousin explained it to me but i forgor

[quasi ravine]

have a degree just to wash dishes 🔥

[deep token]

i wanna move to an english speaking country

[quasi ravine]

i love this country

[exotic cosmos]

they have another system for letting foreigners get jobs there

[deep token]

im bored of czechia

[deep token]

not uk and not us

those are shitholes

[exotic cosmos]

i wanna move to an english speaking country
doesnt wanna live in either of them

[jaunty trellis]

first figure out where you wanna live and then start asking nearby places that you're planning on moving there and if they would be willing to hire you

[deep token]

did you forget about canada, australia and new zealand bestie

[exotic cosmos]

australia here i come

[digital kettle]

anyone knows where to get asia servers

[exotic cosmos]

who would voluntarily move to australia

[deep token]

not me

[exotic cosmos]

and a lot of canada speaks french as well

[deep token]

id move to nz

[deep token]

ehhh who cares

[exotic cosmos]

me i hate the french

[quasi ravine]

move to nz with me

[deep token]

good enough for me to live there its not like i fuckin talk to people

[quasi ravine]

lets be neighbors

[deep token]

hell yeah

[exotic cosmos]

where even is nz

[jaunty trellis]

if I'm gonna move out of finland I think the only place I'd wanna go is canada cuz I hate how hot it is in au/nz and I really don't wanna learn another language

[exotic cosmos]

[quasi ravine]

bonus if we both secure a job in auckland because auckland has maimai

[exotic cosmos]

why would u wanna move out of a scandinavian country

seems like a dream to live there

[jaunty trellis]

you failed geography didn't you

[exotic cosmos]

last time i had geography was five years ago bro

[jaunty trellis]

[deep token]

fuck yeah

SUCCESS

SUCCESS BITCHES

GTA 5 LAUNCHED

[jaunty trellis]

[quasi ravine]

what was the issue

[deep token]

the new rockstar launcher update doesnt work on wine

[exotic cosmos]

sorry i dont remember most shit from geography that i learned in 7-9th grade when i was 13-15

[quasi ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[deep token]

and thankfully it kept the old exes of the launcher just renamed to .old

so i renamed them back and launched in offline mode

and it worked

[jaunty trellis]

scuffed

[jolly temple]

ven and 1333mhz ddr3 sdram memory. ddr3 ewcc

[digital kettle]

sorry what?

@jaunty trellis i um

[deep token]

i can play my stupid game now yay

[digital kettle]

someone offered me a north korea vps

[deep token]

TAKE IT

PLEASE

[jaunty trellis]

DO IT

[digital kettle]

north korea has ipv6

south korea doesnt

[jaunty trellis]

sk internet is kinda fucked anyway

[deep token]

what if it has access to intranet

[quasi ravine]

TAKE IT

[digital kettle]

isnt youtube blocked tho

[quasi ravine]

and let us tailscale into it

[digital kettle]

wha do i do

[deep token]

GIRL WHO CARES

TAKE IT

[digital kettle]

its for poke

i want a asian server

[deep token]

oh...

but

who wouldnt take a nk vps

[jaunty trellis]

nk vps would be so cool

[deep token]

literally

[digital kettle]

its 50$

per month

[quasi ravine]

yea

oh

thats

[deep token]

holy fuck

[jaunty trellis]

[deep token]

that's a lot

[quasi ravine]

[sudden sun]

@deep token meow

[quasi ravine]

expensive.

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[deep token]

hiiiiiiiii

[sudden sun]

hiiii

[deep token]

omg

cute

🥺

[digital kettle]

wait they are saying if i make it 2GB ram they can make it 10$

should i buy

[jaunty trellis]

YES

[digital kettle]

going to buy in september 1 2024

lets goo

[open pasture]

hi pokeley!!

[digital kettle]

poke in north korea

soon

[open pasture]

wait really

[digital kettle]

yeah

someone offered me a

north korean vps

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1225588958205841428.webp?size=48

how do they have access to that

[digital kettle]

seedbox

[open pasture]

me

[jolly temple]

bwaaaaaa :3

[digital kettle]

nu like

[open pasture]

bwaaaaa :3

[digital kettle]

its for piracy n stuff mostly

like um stuff not legal

[quasi ravine]

im gonna pirate using north korea vps B)
-# for legal reasons this is a joke

[digital kettle]

yeah um gonna buy it in

monday

[open pasture]

holy crap a mazda pickup truck from the 80s

that thing was awesome

[digital kettle]

oki um

who wants openvpn

for north korea

[teal hill]

See the special
@digital kettle

[quasi ravine]

me

[open pasture]

it would be interesting to see wgat their internet looks like

we should get some video essayist to look at it

[quasi ravine]

wait

theres a stardew valley cookbook?

[lost furnace]

Can I

Explode

[quasi ravine]

no need

ill do it for you

[lost furnace]

No

I want to explode

[open pasture]

why

[quasi ravine]

then explode

🔥

[prisma nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-oppenheimer-meme-shimmy-shimmy-yay-gif-7656120598500090314

[lost furnace]

Because everything feels like shit right now

[open pasture]

what a url that is

[lost furnace]

Thanks

When

[open pasture]

actually wait url is only the thing before the slashes isnt it

[open pasture]

right now

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

update your client idk

[open pasture]

omg whats with these bitch ass buses not saying what number they are

it just shows the logo of the company vehind them grrrrr

[digital kettle]

anyways since i have a north korean vps now

wha do i do

[deep token]

meow

[quasi ravine]

meow

[lost furnace]

Dissolve the government

[open pasture]

meow

WHY 8S THERE SOMEONE GETTIBG HELD RIGBT JN FRONT OF NE

THIS IS SO UNFAIR

[lost furnace]

Skill isssue

[open pasture]

FUCK you

[winter girder]

No you dont, need proof

Its most likely on the edge of China or South Korea

[lost furnace]

Nah

[open pasture]

MY BUS ALMOST JUST RAN AWAY FROM ME

[jolly temple]

explorer.exe has froze

[lost furnace]

[winter girder]

Windows

[open pasture]

i coulsnt see what number it was grrrr

[open pasture]

me when i forcefulky delete cortex xdr

[winter girder]

I will disable your pc

With the crowdstrike driver

[open pasture]

not a pc actually

i dont own it

[quartz glade]

It ran away?

[open pasture]

BITCH

is your fridge still running?

[keen junco]

https://www.anandtech.com/show/21542/end-of-the-road-an-anandtech-farewell

[open pasture]

ive never heard of this before

omg hi surgey wurgey

[sturdy folio]

Why Linux is irrelevant:
Crowdstrike windows driver caused bsod (worst recorded outage in history)
Crowdstrike Linux driver caused kernel panic (not even in the news)

[burnt maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058146534111334513/1279073693674373170/oHom5gw9mlvGoeEw.mp4?ex=66d31db4&is=66d1cc34&hm=09136ea29a7bdb0cde2b99cb5f813b6dd088cc7b630ee1ce27f4b9e8aa2802df&

[cursive nest]

[topaz meteor]

The most theoretically optimizable coding language widely usable is binary, the most optimizable sane coding language is assembly.

[sturdy folio]

Binary isn’t a coding language though

[gray karma]

scam above, i love coding in binary

jkjk i code in hex

[flat kelp]

coding != programming

[gray karma]

what

[flat kelp]

is i know, coding is brainless writing of code

[uncut fulcrum]

[sturdy folio]

binary is the base 2 numerical system, ofc you can write bits into a file but that still doesnt make "binary" a language

[flat kelp]

i know

[gray karma]

does whitespace have new lines

the language*

[flat kelp]

also, modern oses cannot run flat binaries, so you need to correctly write all executable file headers

[velvet hill]

files have to be formatted in a way for the os to understand it

binary isnt an executable format

its an encoding

[raw panther]

@jaunty trellis got the job uwu

straight after interview we signed the contract

[jaunty trellis]

congrats

[raw panther]

:3

[dawn iris]

LADS

https://youtu.be/VOeHTXCVi3g

I'm on a YouTube video

[raw panther]

black ops 6 early access today who's excited

[rare trout]

I'm sorry for your loss

[dawn iris]

What

Why

This is epic

I got shiggy put in the video

[jaunty trellis]

[gray karma]

what

fixing bugs in brainfuck sounds easier than understanding whats happening there

[jaunty trellis]

woah

[jolly temple]

old g502

[jaunty trellis]

shigg

[raw panther]

shiggium

[keen kernel]

YALL

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

[keen kernel]

A GOOD WEB BASED VIDEO EDITOR

https://wide.video/

they also have WASM tts https://piper.wide.video/

[rare trout]

Horror

[jaunty trellis]

[rare trout]

Uhhh

[jaunty trellis]

horror

[daring cloud]

i should make summaries grid

[sturdy folio]

ctar

[keen junco]

Truly

[open pasture]

WHAT THE DEUCE

THIS SUCKS SO BADLY

[keen junco]

Try changing the .to to .se

[sturdy folio]

yop

[keen junco]

Could be a fed honeypot though

[sturdy folio]

it doesnt have as many animes on it but i mean there are enough sites still active

[open pasture]

oh i thought i alerady was on .se

wait no that was something else

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

https://w1.zoro.se

[rare trout]

[open pasture]

thats the one i was thinking of

[jaunty trellis]

[sturdy folio]

id suggest you not post those sites

[open pasture]

wait why

[sturdy folio]

as discord doesnt fuck around with piracy

[keen junco]

Alternatively, use https://theindex.moe

[open pasture]

uh oh!

[gray karma]

lmao

we all pirating

[open pasture]

mhm!

[viral cape]

Rule 1 exists purely for liability reasons

[raw panther]

discord doesn't give a fuck

[open pasture]

oh

[gray karma]

remember what happened last time i posted a pirating when i didnt even realize it was pirating 💀

[open pasture]

errrm woopsiess!

[slender current]

Hey, what happened to all of the custom decors for pfps?

[gray karma]

nothing

[sturdy folio]

nothing

[slender current]

Did y'all just removed them!

[jaunty trellis]

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @sturdy folio)

[gray karma]

:plink:

[raw panther]

I ate them

[gray karma]

oh i dont have that emoji

[open pasture]

hey jason im just letting you know i LOVE downloading paid content illegally

[gray karma]

oof sadge

[open pasture]

this is NOT a joke

[viral cape]

source: ntts on his way to make another video about new discord servers full of children being groomed

[gray karma]

i dont

[gray karma]

he made one on the block btn

26m ago

[raw panther]

children grooming themselves too

[gray karma]

ong

[rare trout]

Awa

[rare trout]

Block button isn't useless because it shows "x blocked messages"

It's for times when you need context

[daring cloud]

progress

[rare trout]

Sure it's a pretty bad implementation, but I see what they mean

[jolly temple]

turns out now programmed to use tracking pixels

[gray karma]

no? its when u arent that good at counting the x blocked messages wil count for u

[daring cloud]

block button uses tracking pixels now

[rare trout]

Count how obnoxious they are

[gray karma]

fr

[rare trout]

I don't block people

Can't be bothered

[gray karma]

same

the only person i have blocked is @late wharf

[rare trout]

The worst I do is mute your dm for a few hours

[rare trout]

I had a few leveling bots blocked for a while

[rare trout]

Iirc you can just config it to not react to ur messages

Not sure tho

[gray karma]

i do this a lot if they are dm'ing me while im doing smth
i only have one person perma muted

#🤖-bot-commands

[hearty sonnet]

i want help

[rare trout]

I've become a lot more irritable since I've started Adderall

[gray karma]

the bot doesnt have any / cmds

[pine zephyr]

holy shit they actually fixed it

[gray karma]

we all do too just dont use betterhelp its shit

[hearty sonnet]

vencord prb

: (

[gray karma]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[pine zephyr]

https://cdn.obamabot.me/ouIUqfjXci.mp4

[gray karma]

whats that

[hearty sonnet]

@gray karma dm?/

hold on

[pine zephyr]

discord fixed the icons not collapsing

[hearty sonnet]

hold on

prb

[gray karma]

no? why tf would i dm u

[pine zephyr]

when u move the screen like that

[gray karma]

w

[hearty sonnet]

vencord hold on prb : (

[mellow glen]

do you want help

with vencord

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @gray karma)

[rare trout]

What

[pine zephyr]

now it would be cool for all the plugins that adds icons there to do the same

[mellow glen]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 if you want help with vencord

[pine zephyr]

im watching him

[rare trout]

God Adderall is fucking weird

[cursive hornet]

Wow what the fuck

How

Adderall calms me down

[crude fern]

im way more irritable off adderall tbh,mainly clonidine

[pine zephyr]

@rare trout hmm

[crude fern]

thats why i snapped at u the other day i think

[rare trout]

What

[spark crescent]

im pikmin