#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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incredible
just took this selfie with the gang boutta have a crazy dinner
Real?
I asked flux dev to make jesus' head on a chickens body and it came out with this 💀
ai?
Yeah
Look at the texture
ai is sometimes too smooth
why is jim carrey there
dobald tremp
He is carrying jim
my skin is that smooth
Happy birthday
steal vending machine
@harsh minnow u might wanna watch out for kevin
I already stolen
im going insane why isnt discord giving me notification sounds
#usarmy
i thought you said stupid at the end of this
how
How
horrible
I hate Facebook
Big boot
i did
Are you?
stare into its eyes
am i what
minky
Afraid of cats
no
Lie
If a cat touched you
No
yellow
What color is this
lc.google when video recorder thing ever realize this too as you might help
how
yellow is your weakness
wrong
@paper gate #FFFF00
.
We should have a limit of 1 husk per day per person
Friends + Nitro + Shop
@cosmic otter
how
Easily
the bloat section
But you won't have a say in the matter
@cosmic otter do you know if moko resources plural string adds thousands seperator or if theres some other way
You sound just like Kevin holyshit
Jokes on you i'm making a plugin to improve it
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it just uses regular android string resources
if android does it then yes
oh
@harsh minnow morning worms or evening worms
Wharg
HAHAHAHHAHA
What's it like to think
chat rate my desktop
ur brain does that automatically
discord is so fucking stupid omg
u cant manually think
No
delete it
I've never thought
no, im using steam setup
as the exe name
and it works
it detects valorant
ok
Wallpaper?
but u could just u know
blocked smh
could what
why are u even doing that
something important for a thing
quests?
why is the song named "Flowers are blooming in Antartica"
i want to dissolve you in hydrochloric acid
zeet
you
i want u to make this into a sticker
nop
hi axy 
🤸♂️
🦼🏌️♂️
meowing
hiu
hi zoot 
hi
hi
dam why tf u all like ease in out so much lol
hi @open pasture
YEAH WE NEED MORE AI SLOP
fps without:
1000
fps with:
1
chat SUDO
[This message was AI Generated | Rate Response: (insert fake url)]
that was what the sudo ai says
AI powered bootloader
L
to linux
(linux based)
it is
in 2025 windows will add an AI powered bootloader
there will be AI related functions in the kernel
in 2026 the windows product team beheads the higher ups
Why does a lib have STDs
fack
Lib as in liberal
Library
I am actually typing rn
Watch
Jejsjjsusjjsjejjdusjieidiididiieueiieudueiieieieiieiduueueuueueywbhi8dhwl9qivebkdyb3jos8gwka9bwousbj2pyebtp
Tiramisu typing
Win32/ColorBug my beloved
Rbo
wait isn't that okay though?
if it works anyway
Just be good
why waist so thin
Whar
how is that thin
??
i wonder if this game is gonna be a hit or miss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVfq6a2WyWI
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@open pasture hii
@paper gate hiii
CALCULATOR 1v1
RCE
whar
Opening a calculator is a classic way to demo a remote execution vulnerability
how did you do that
lmao
reminds me of alert('xss')
i can try this on linux at some point
shiggysoud real
wouldn't work
why lmao
hi
help
caught on 4k
linux discord has activity support
iirc
i mean
it def does i got yelled at by echo
stella
bcjfkfifknfnsls

there's no valorant path for linux
you have to place an executable at a specific location
there is no location for linux
because
there's no official linux version
linux users saved from smelling horrible
🙏🙏🙏
true
amber wjy did you
cute
fullscreen vesktop splash is real
\the vencord installer ain openin
(Auto-response invoked by @fickle cosmos)

GIF???????????
nerd animation interpolation function poll
6
8
3
ease in out
@undone shale
pro: lasts forever
con: recurring payments
shrimple as that
How is chat getting badges in name thingy
nothing really new - but theyre called clans
How u get badge for it
by joining a clan, or getting the experiment naturally by discord
"Naturally" 
guilds
by natural i mean enabling the experiment with a plugin wont work
Youngboy never broke again.
get a bluetooth keyboard
and code
on your phone
and
idk test on a vps or termux install??
i gambled and lost money </3
Why did they add this to chat messages?? wtf why do we need more stuff clogging chat 😭😭
ur right
its a part of your profile

(technically its apart of the user object i think)
Shiggy true...
sorting student

discord determined its as important as your display name
discord is dumb!
They better add a way to hide them in chat at least 💔
bwaaaah
it would be nice if they did the same thing with pronouns. it'd be handy.
bwahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Yes pls, switch that for stupid clan tags!
I think that'd be less useful tbh
unfortunately pronouns are attached to the profile, not the user
People usually use pronouns as just a blurb
it'd be another request per message
profile as in guild member?
It would be nice tbh, though there comes situations of moderation where like u can put anything in that field
its annoying
ohhh with the bio and all?
yeah
most people don't really care about pronouns???
bio, banner, etc.
disagree can be useful for closeted people
which can be guild-member-specific?
i guess?
idk
if you're closeted why fill out the field at all
hi
????
Discord servers don't pose any form of security measure
yeah, generally I've had the good fortune of never having them unintentionally clash
i think you're misinterpreting why i said its unfortunate
private server
use she her
public account
he him
ok
yea but its still annoying, its quick to do and actually helps normalize asking for pronouns instead of assuming
i said its unfortunate for people that want to display them in chat

normalize asking for pronouns
💀
i thought you meant unfortunate they can be changed by profile or something
since its not attached to the user or member it can't be shown in chat
???
tf is wrong with you
thats reasonable
We should normalize asking for pronouns
at least not without some hack
we should
I cannot imagine a conversation that goes like "Hi, I'm foo" and then "Hey, I'm bar" and then "What are your pronouns?"
(or "Hi, I'm foo, and I go by he/him")
its dumb to assume everyone uses ejst you assume
I can, it's called a respectful and friendly one
online you cant tell gender as easily anyways but that seems reasonable????
true but asking for pronouns is for sure a much, much worse solution than showing them in chat
Stop making excuses for being an asshole
Anyways I'd support showing pronouns in chat if everyone used them as a pronouns field
im talking about adding them to bio????
whar
I was watching and most of this conversation makes no sense
^
aren't we discussing this?
I would agree except people mostly use pronouns as a blurb
and im saying thats annoying and dumb to me
lol
yeah that makes sense
my pronouns are crazy
they made a mistake letting people put whatever they want in the pronouns field it shouldve been just like two dropdowns so you can put actual pronouns there
I don't want to dispute that
wdym
I'm okay with people using it like that but whatever
pronouns on discord is just another status
because everyone abuses it to put dumb shit Lol
well actually they kinda fixed it with simplified profiles
whitename jumpscare
yeah but I'd feel there'd be some group of idiots who'd complain about xe/xem or whatever
I'd be fine with them showing regardless. most of the time, for me, i just mentally filter it out unless I need to double check
so it might've been wiser for Discord to make it like this
Real
Discord should have just not added the field, people were perfectly capable of putting their pronouns in bio if they wanted to before it was added
would it be a shitty idea if the pronouns only showed on hovered messages
also valid
i want them to add it to show in chat
no
that sounds amazing
i'd feel like it'd be a bit distracting, but maybe not, idk
random thought i had
then you can quicky double check
and maybe there are accessibility issues?
I disagree. The pronouns field makes it more accessible to screen readers, client plugins, and overall time saver
mouse over oops they use they/them not he/they
Discord breaks screen reader support regularly so that one doesnt really work
I use a screen reader pretty often, and yeah ^
That's discords fault
Wait
Plugin idea
yes
I feel like what'd really be useful are some statistics on how often the pronouns field actually contains pronouns
ScreenreaderFixer 🔥🔥
*Client idea
especially on mobile
But fair enough for client plugins
discord idea: actually make your fucking app accessible
then you'd need to be a ScreenreaderFixer fixer
Hi
you capitalistic shitheads
do you propose communism or smth lol
like what do you expect from them
I'd rather spend time helping people with screen readers then doing nothing with it
i propose for them to focus on actually making their shit good before worrying about money
if you call that communism then sure ifg
focus on accessibility features instead of adding bloat to attract VCs, I imagine
@grizzled reef can you tell me everything wrong with screen readers on discord and I'll try to look into to see if I can fix them
you know that's not how that works
i was exaggerating lol
i disagree with alot of communist ideals in certian ways but ig that doesnt matter, call me a commie
i was exaggerating i swear
im gonna call u gay
it is 6:21 in the morning
RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE IF I DO SAY SO MY https://discordapp.com RIGHT THERE
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one hour closer to pdt than cest
remember when discord was ok
unless i can't do (10 + 9) % 12
it pinged a random person yeah?
@crude fern twink on a sink!
yes
it's kinda impossible to do that when the whole point of a business is to make money lol
genuine question, people find this guy funny??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5hvGhsElWI
It is a very very very very bad idea.
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but they should for sure prioritize better features
over stupid ones
ive seen his shit has millions but watching it now
*and when you're too focused on maximizing shareholder value or whatever
*12 year olds find this guy funny??
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
damn this is trash
🤣
when i was 12 i had better humor
I was 12, 2 years ago 
i was 12 4 years ago
i wonder how rie got double hugged
how do i get double hugged
rie's banner inspires me
gn y'all
@crude fern twink on a sink!!!!!!!!
dang
ikr kevin?
i was twelve 5 years ago, soon to be 6
You're right, I'm zeets kid, so I need 20 usd in my bank please
yeah
it's insane
can we ban this individual
BRO LOOKS UGLY ASF
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good video
I was 20 In 1931
Okay unc
am I misremembering that there was a voice recording extension?
there's a VoiceMessages plugin. I assume that's what you're thinking of
only little kiods
yea gotta be like 10...
Is it just me or are Twitter comments no longer comments
I had to scroll past 7 unrelated posts and 3 ads to find an actual comment
good morning
right now it’s just bots
ai
twitter is just dead internet theory realized lol
Fr
fly octo fly plays while im cleaning blood in ultrakill
yeah that seems like the perfect song for this

who ported powerwashing sim to ultrakill
GUHH
why is he meowing
gn @stark herald
gn
@stark herald hello
motherfuker
im trying to build someone else's thing How to install dependency idk java

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crashed when moved to possession of chips
youtube is 77% adolescent children
unless you dont use windows 11
Always has been
yeah
that editing style he and many other ppl use just attracts children
7z better 
you can make 7z files too
idk 7zip ui confuses me
How does it confuse you
and advanced versions of those files
looks weird
they are litterly deleting the need for 3rd party apps
tar.xz in windows? 
i will not be updating windows becuase ive already removed so many apps and optimized it
ya
the only thing that matters
tf is all that red
me neither because im on
10
what
what
YOOOOOO
THEY DELETED CORTANA
wait no its being replaced by copilot
Fuck you
:(
this entire pr is comedy
so true (the button i mean)
same
hi
h
no i recommend making them type it all out again to prove they really do get it
ltt linux challenge reference
what
did linus steal my idea
when linus uninstalled the desktop environment when trying to install steam
me adding a who cares button for those adventurous people
i was working on a vencord unofficial plugin manger plugin and the first time you open the tab it would have you type out this really long text to confirm there is no support for any of those plugins
it was a prompt that was like "are you sure you want to do this? type "Yes, do as i say" if you accept"
LMAFOOO
he just kinda did it without reading what would happen
I did yesterday
And the day before
And the day before that
i showered like 3 days ago i think
i dont really sweat though because cold
banger
i have a pin actually!
i know its more unsafe but i cant bother learning new muscle memory
i also have a pin!
oh god did I do something wrong
I have fingerprint and face
4 digit here too!!
lets find out I guess
same one as on my pc
my passcode is 6 digits
is that bad
no
i still dont see why people are mad at fucking face ids existance its literally better than everything else

definitely jealousy
who exactly is mad at face id
i love faceid
default google pixel wallpaper <3
same
Yop cba to change it
No you don't
ive never used it but it looks good
i have tjis one!!
every other android user ive talked to, every time its "but fingerprint sensor is so much better" okay i need to look at my phone while you need to touch your phone whats faster
what i dont think those people exist
i say they both have their own drawbacks
i still use the default s24ultra wallpaper
you are delulu
THEY DO
dont tell me im schizophrenic ☹️
i will only admit you arent if you pet me
that is a good wallpaper
Wife just sold one her kidneys to pay for the kids school uniforms… if things get any worse I’ll have to cancel discord nitro
real
ok fine youre nkt a schizo :>
Hi
hewwo
gyg
clsss back
anything anymore
SO TRUE
ggs
Good, that picture shouldn't be embedded
^
train
scary
insane
i see many things
hello the watcher
hi fjonker
haii
would work on me
Yop
noo stay there
so gay

that stressed me out for a split second cus i did just send my face to someone like 30 mins ago lmao
not fres tho sorry fres
i saw
nop
i dony have sympathy today
happens sometimes

rock

If not friend, why friend shaped?
WINDOWS
why is amd thing blue
premium
oh ic
what does the premium version include
sillu
So true
awesome
mee
hi
bambeek
wanna see my kitty
OFC
cute
hes so fluffy n cute here
awesome
May I cuddle 🥺🥺
I love this bot
me? no
my cat? thats MY cat, i will cuddle him...
Wtf :(
gatekeeping snuggles from kitty
car*
thank u kevin
facts
@bronze nebula
You indeed have lost the game
I won the game
alien noises
cut car
hi
CUTE
train
ok
buy also a jättestor
How the hell?
final cut pro pretty good but u can just get it for free
wait until you learn about the pro apps bundle for education
Apple out here squeezing $500 for a 1tb ssd
or the 8tb ssd
it hurt my wallet
According to one Apple engineer, 8gb of Apple ram is equivalent to 16gb of normal ram
nah man,.. the real crime has to be the fact that they charge 148 dollars for a paperback
my mac mini died
I mean honestly I havent had that much problems with 8gbs of ram with my mac
i do all my development fine
you could always just download more if you were facing issues anyways
though activity monitor really loves me putting strain on it 24/7
i boosted the server just to send this image
LMFAO
Incredible
not for me, tbh
No
hi guys
Hi
trains
Alpha generation, but the father is a genius
i love trains
mushroompilled poisonmaxxer
wat
I support trains rights
me too!
i support bicycle rights
Web assembly text format? Really random moment
hi sir can you step out of the car snd walk in a straight line
never
i love blahaj
fun
Nope
i wanna get more blahajs
I would never
i have 1 big one and 1 smol one that is lost

i have my big one that i need to transfer to dorms soon bleh
idk how thats gonan work
shrug
feels like getting more blåhajs would make my current blåhaj less important
just yoink it
nooo just think of it scei
you have 1 supreme blahaj
Like 6/10
and the other blahajs
Tops
they would have to be distinctly different
they are different
then i wouldn’t be able to tell the difference making me sad
maybe the blahajs are the memories we made along the way
give one a tophat
(personally i cut off the tag on my blahaj therefore making it the main one)
give one a scarf
I love doing rust
On the weekends yes
So tomorrow
But today not yet
Shut the fuck up
You're going in the washing machine
^_^
TRAIN
TRAINS RIGHTS!!!!
You can do this to my greatest supporter
I'll have to seg fault you
With enough cycles in the wash
Even the worst war crimes wash off
Source: ancient evil spirit
Try 6 months
Ok
Were you born?
Same same
I agree

I am waiting for
My plane
Home
My backpack? Full of chocolate.
hey koi may I ask a question?
@jaunty remnant
i just sponsored vencord on github, do I follow what it says there and dm him, or do i follow his bio and not dm him for support
bye cutie
Read the rest of the bio
:3
Hoooly fuck the line to board the plane is moving
listen man.. viewing full bio is a hard button to click
ikr
i actually decided to abandon the last 2 lines
because idont want people to click my full bio LMFAO
same 😭

Just have a one liner
i gave in..
Shrimple as
fair and easy
only so much characters you can fit in one line
(Basically right now)
Pronouns section relatable
🤝
i just opened ur website
i was debating on whether using shiggy or ras
ended up using ras
maybe i should add a 50% chance so its either shiggy or ras
ewwww français
its multilang
i have like
bwaa the planet

i have 48 variations on "hey i'm ryana"
Je parle littéralement français et mon meilleur ami est originaire de la région de Dunkerque
So stfu
Thanks
<3
I'M AUSTRALIAN BUT DUTCH AND UKRAINIAN BY BLOOD AND CAN SPEAK MULTIPLE LANGUAGES TO AN EXTENT

sadly there will always be some idiots reporting messages like these
Pointing it out doesn't make it better
Stupid whitename

meow
meow
meow
miew
do you have femboys
The islands always do
stereotype confirmed







