🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[rare trout]

what is bbc saying

[fallow pawn]

wow zebra is unusable

[rare trout]

The US government has proposed changing the definition of a showerhead to allow increased water flow, following complaints from President Donald Trump about his hair routine. 

[fallow pawn]

(on ios 10)

[rare trout]

the current limit is 2.5gal/min (9.5L)

[sand citrus]

how full are ur taskbars

[fallow pawn]

so much better on like

15

[fallow pawn]

r u counting this

[paper gate]

what that

[fallow pawn]

my dock

[sand citrus]

i think

[paper gate]

o

[sturdy scaffold]

how's chrome, never used it befor

[fallow pawn]

pretty good

fast n stuff

works too

[sturdy scaffold]

i switch from browser to browser

[sturdy scaffold]

firefox is too heavy on resources

[fallow pawn]

what browser isnt tbh

[sturdy scaffold]

true

[fallow pawn]

I just learned to deal with it usually taking too much ram

[stiff urchin]

wait chrome actually uses the system accent color on macos?

[sturdy scaffold]

my firefox uses 2.4 gigs of ram

[paper gate]

my ram usage is usually high with the projects and ides im using

harukieee

[lavish schooner]

no backups?

[rare trout]

[stiff urchin]

hii

[sturdy scaffold]

i regret buying the base model for ram 😭

[sharp sinew]

this is a hate crime

[paper gate]

hiii

[sharp sinew]

towards long bacon

[fallow pawn]

why would it not

[lapis lava]

zooter has 50 intelligent java windows open

[lavish schooner]

isn't there a saying "raid isn't a backup"

[paper gate]

yop

[sturdy scaffold]

I have only 1.4 gb's of ram left

[lavish schooner]

*intelligay

[rare trout]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f6/Trump_Hair.png/1200px-Trump_Hair.png

[jolly temple]

@tiny folio full winding of its fine lol my dock

[paper gate]

i kinda want to get 128 gb ram

[lavish schooner]

:3

[paper gate]

i can afford

[sturdy scaffold]

i have 8 gb of ram

😭

[lapis lava]

also get vertical monitor

[lavish schooner]

intelligay idea

[stiff urchin]

cuz it doesn't use it anywhere on windows / linux

[lapis lava]

for java error logs

[paper gate]

nin0 doesnt know you can rotate monitors

[sharp sinew]

can we kill this stupuid fucking bot i fucking hate this stupid fukcing bot @late wharf i want you fucking killed

[boreal torrent]

wtf is he insinuating

[fallow pawn]

well macos tint color is universal, if u dont change the selection color through like css it will just be the macos tint color

[stiff urchin]

i c

[rare trout]

boris johnson

[boreal torrent]

donald trump looks like that one angry bird

[sharp sinew]

jorbals zonhson

[sharp sinew]

(i havent a clue)

[sharp sinew]

cHONK!

[sand citrus]

true

[rare trout]

my mom doesnt let me look like this but the PM of britain does ??

[sharp sinew]

chuck the angered air fowl

[lavish schooner]

wtf

[sand citrus]

im glad she doesnt this looks horrible

[lavish schooner]

donald trump but...botox or smth idk???

[lavish schooner]

i want at least 128 gb swap

[sturdy scaffold]

oh yeah, who is the creator of shiggy?

[fallow pawn]

naga u

[paper gate]

@keen junco face reveal

[fallow pawn]

https://x.com/naga_U_

ながユー (@naga_U_) on X

ﾐﾐﾐﾐﾐｯﾐ

Twitter

this person

[lavish schooner]

it do be shiggin'

[lavish schooner]

shiggy is a country confirmed

[sand citrus]

who

[copper turtle]

meow

[sturdy scaffold]

thanks

[copper turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-holding-apple-cat-cat-close-up-gif-1736986568061001246

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-asian-chinese-osu-gif-14065518546261734659

[sand citrus]

Hes just like me

[paper gate]

im going to build a machine

it will do things

[sand citrus]

it will explode n kill u

[paper gate]

nver

[boreal torrent]

italian

italic*

[sturdy scaffold]

i want a hug

[abstract onyx]

[sturdy scaffold]

thanks <3

[abstract onyx]

no need to thank me everyone needs a hugs

except me

I should sleep..

the 4:39 AM kicks in...

[rare trout]

alias kys="shutdown now"

[stark herald]

@sand citrus

[paper gate]

why is it shaking

[fallow pawn]

[sand citrus]

@stark herald

[paper gate]

rotate

[fallow pawn]

I hate that feature honestly

[stark herald]

@sand citrus meow

[fallow pawn]

its extremely stupid and unneeded

thankfully I turn it off

[jolly temple]

@tawny vault ignore me upset about 100k from migros

[fallow pawn]

its very subtle

[stark herald]

disagree though my phone don't have it it seems cool

[fallow pawn]

it becomes a headache

[sand citrus]

meow

[fallow pawn]

idk some setting

u can either force it off with a tweak or use something else

[junior ridge]

i half way fixed my network

wifi isnt working for some reason but ethernet is !

[soft wadi]

@pine zephyr

@pine zephyr this lecturer in the room plays roblox and NIKKE

NIKKE??

watchlist

[swift ivy]

the usualy backup is with parity. but the whole server died, so yes but no.

[pine zephyr]

should tell him to get on discordfr

[tiny folio]

Finally made the hardest part of wordle in C++ run in O(n) time

[lavish schooner]

yeah I'd have RAID-6 with no backups for some kind of home server, but for a company? Yeah I'd definitely have cloud backups or smth

[tiny folio]

I have hardware raid 5/6 on my rack server

4 300GB drives

Am gonna upgrade to 4 1200GB drives

Current usable storage is 800GB

[lavish schooner]

I'm broke so I don't have a server

[swift ivy]

we cant do cloud sadly, apart of a out policy to keep our customers safe.

[lavish schooner]

Do you have another location to store data in?

[sand citrus]

z`

[swift ivy]

even though its just data maps, someone could stil somehow break into a cloud server then get out map,s then take down shit.

[tiny folio]

Turns out checking if a letter in a word the user enters exists in the word to guess while keeping track of the number of letters while ignoring correctly guessed letters in the correct positions is really hard to do in O(n) time

[swift ivy]

well yeah, but its not the best right now.

[tiny folio]

oof

[lavish schooner]

yeah I'm just saying, as a backup

[lavish schooner]

i'm 16 lol

[swift ivy]

we have like 5 buuildings near ajacent to eachother.

[tiny folio]

I’m 17

[swift ivy]

o, im 15.

[tiny folio]

I was 15/16 when I got the servers

[rare trout]

My dog:

Eat
Eat
Eat
Pause
Vomit
Eat

[swift ivy]

i home lab, I have some random supermicro for hosting a lot of stuff, then very small appliance apps run on a laptop.

then i have a UDM-Pro for a firewall.

[rare trout]

R430
R630
Some oracle shit
R910

[tiny folio]

I have an IBM m4 x3550 with 2 6 core 12 thread cpus and 110GB ram

and a smaller Lenovo server

[lavish schooner]

You're a qualified sysadmin? Damnnn

[flat kelp]

why cobalt do not saves video length when video is downloaded in vp9?

[tiny folio]

and a Dell power edge T320

[swift ivy]

not really, but im a "junior network engineer" for the age i am, but cant get pay of one.

i only can get 10k a year.

[junior ridge]

my oracle server better

:3

[swift ivy]

then 70% goes into a superanuation.

[tiny folio]

I have equivalent experience in programming as a Junior software dev

I have around 17k hours in programming in general

[junior ridge]

can I eat it

[swift ivy]

i program on the side. But have sometimes tasks to make some backend stuff.

[junior ridge]

my pfsense install is sad

and I don’t wanna fix it

[swift ivy]

its an expensive dinner, its like 1000 aussie backaroos.

[junior ridge]

can I eat for free

im homeless

[tiny folio]

I was tasked with setting up a git server for my networking class professor

yes he has a PhD

[swift ivy]

just buy a homuse.

just buy hommus

[tiny folio]

also had to program Cisco network switches

[junior ridge]

I cant im bwa

[flat kelp]

it not saves video duration when in webm+vp9 mode

[tiny folio]

Then make a crossover cable to network two think pads directly to each other

So I can ping them to each other

[lavish schooner]

[tiny folio]

Steal a house then

[lavish schooner]

steal my body then

[junior ridge]

i can’t I’m

[lavish schooner]

shiggin'

[jolly temple]

👎

[rare trout]

average github homophobia

[swift ivy]

yeah. at my old school i was a IT assistant basically. Main task was to roam around the school and wait for IT service desk calls to come in about stuff. I did this once a week of a month. Most calls were to remove tv's off walls because children were smashing them.

[junior ridge]

love

[tiny folio]

sudo steal a house

[junior ridge]

oh true

[tiny folio]

That’s not good

[rare trout]

bitch we have the same one

[tiny folio]

Your drives are dying lmfao

[lavish schooner]

whar

also people don't need rainbow discord logos in everything

[junior ridge]

yeah but mines cooler and better

:3

[lavish schooner]

so what's the context @rare trout

[rare trout]

mmmm

[junior ridge]

i mean i have hard drives in mine…. do u……

[tiny folio]

Mines cooler and betterer

[junior ridge]

my node server tops all

[tiny folio]

100gb ram even

[junior ridge]

nice try

[junior ridge]

mine has 128

:3

[lavish schooner]

my laptop is the best

[rare trout]

i could

[lavish schooner]

it runs gentoo

[lavish schooner]

and it's from 2014

[tiny folio]

I’m boutta steal some DDR3

[rare trout]

gentoo is literally schizo

why would you want to compile everything locally

[lavish schooner]

no that's qubes

[fleet bobcat]

is it safe to send someone my plugin config via the backup and restore thing?

[tiny folio]

or break into my professors 4U server

Has 468gb Ram

[rare trout]

qubes doesn't nearly waste the amount of time nor processing power of gentoo

[tiny folio]

And 2 gtx 970s

[rare trout]

back when SLI was meaningful

[tiny folio]

Runs proxmox

[lavish schooner]

1. it's cool
2. customizing what your system has I guess

3. I picked it because I felt like it

[tiny folio]

Also they’re in sli

[rare trout]

you can customize on any distro

[junior ridge]

:3

[tiny folio]

Since he’s wanting to run GPT-2

[lavish schooner]

yeah I didn't really have a particular reason to choose Gentoo

[tiny folio]

Ofc

[rare trout]

topless

[tiny folio]

You have a 4U server

Mines 1U

[lavish schooner]

:3

[rare trout]

my R910 is 4U

[junior ridge]

no is 2u

[swift ivy]

how would that be 4u

[tiny folio]

mmm

[junior ridge]

I have 3 2u and 2 1u

[swift ivy]

4like im confuse dhow you get that messed up

[rare trout]

r910 is arguably the worst shit ive worked with

[tiny folio]

Looks way thicker than my 1U

[lavish schooner]

you said schizo

that'd be qubes
I know at least one person (not IRL) who daily-drives Qubes

[lavish schooner]

is that an amd driver

[rare trout]

schizo as in stupid

[tiny folio]

Therefore I get it completely wrong

[rare trout]

no

[lavish schooner]

yesh i am stupid

[swift ivy]

oh you mean firstimage? yeah that looks 2x 2u's

[junior ridge]

and they SCREAM

[lavish schooner]

do you like me

[tiny folio]

1U servers are noisier

[rare trout]

you flirt with me, as a minor, and it makes me uncomfortable

[swift ivy]

we have our fans set in the bios to have no fan curve, they on 100% all the time.

[rare trout]

i dont dislike you

[tiny folio]

You have 6 very fast small fans

[lavish schooner]

sad

[junior ridge]

the 2u up top is the loudest

actually

[tiny folio]

In a small thin box

[junior ridge]

the 1us are very quiet

including the nodes

[tiny folio]

Only when I use IPMI to force them to be quiet

[rare trout]

i don't dislike you

[lavish schooner]

i should find someone else to flirt with i don't talk to you to flirt, it's just i talk like that in general

[junior ridge]

I don’t gotta mine are just quiet

[tiny folio]

I spam ipmi

[rare trout]

you probably shouldn't around adults

[rare trout]

there was a fucking docker image for that

id have to find it

[tiny folio]

just a while true loop

Running as root

[junior ridge]

while

[tiny folio]

On a virtual terminal screen

[swift ivy]

I LOVE REGEX

[tiny folio]

Spamming magic numbers into the server

[lavish schooner]

hasn't gone wrong with the two adults (incl. you) that I talk to in this sort of manner

[junior ridge]

😭

[lavish schooner]

ew

[rare trout]

you should stop flirting with adults as a minor

[rare trout]

https://github.com/alombardo4/idrac-fan-control-docker/

[junior ridge]

as an adult pls do not flirt with adults as a minor 🙏 respectfully

[lavish schooner]

i don't come close to flirting with the other one, i promise

[tiny folio]

Consider not flirting

[junior ridge]

that’s a good option too

[rare trout]

flirtn't

[tiny folio]

I spam it on my IBM server

[swift ivy]

i love how this is server talk now.

[jolly temple]

https://x.com/jeremytate41/status/1828254403293331650?s=46

Jeremy Wayne Tate (@JeremyTate41) on X

After 141 years of construction, La Sagrada Família is now scheduled for completion in just 24 months.

It is the longest ongoing building project in the world and it will be the tallest church in the world.

Twitter · Aug 27, 2024, 2:13 AM

[tiny folio]

This wouldn’t work on mine

[tiny folio]

Yes we’re in a server

[rare trout]

i cant imagine it not working

[lavish schooner]

it doesn't sound like flirting i mean

[junior ridge]

I need to find something like this for the oracle server

[tiny folio]

Duh

[rare trout]

it cant be that hard

[lavish schooner]

and i don't talk in that manner often

idk

[rare trout]

just adjust the commands

[swift ivy]

we we talking through a sevrer

[lavish schooner]

@rare trout hug :3

[swift ivy]

yup

mongoDB

[lavish schooner]

i'm such a

hug lover

[lavish schooner]

mongodb is web scale

[junior ridge]

To what

[tiny folio]

We talking about servers through a server that is running on servers

[swift ivy]

i use json databases fr.

[junior ridge]

There’s no documentation on it 😭

[tiny folio]

Server-ception

[rare trout]

#!/bin/bash

IPMIHOST=`cat /host.txt`
IPMIUSER=`cat /user.txt`
IPMIPW=`cat /pw.txt`
DECIMAL_FAN_SPEED=`cat /decimal_fan_speed.txt`
HEXADECIMAL_FAN_SPEED=`cat /hexadecimal_fan_speed.txt`
MAXTEMP=32


if [[ $IPMIHOST == "local" ]]
then
  LOGIN_STRING='open'
else
  LOGIN_STRING="lanplus -H $IPMIHOST -U $IPMIUSER -P $IPMIPW"
fi

TEMP=$(ipmitool -I $LOGIN_STRING sdr type temperature |grep Inlet |grep degrees |grep -Po '\d{2}' | tail -1)

echo "Current Temp is $TEMP C"
if [ $TEMP -gt $MAXTEMP ];
then
  echo "Temp is too high. Activating dynamic fan control"
  ipmitool -I $LOGIN_STRING raw 0x30 0x30 0x01 0x01
else
  echo "Temp is OK. Using manual fan control"
  ipmitool -I $LOGIN_STRING raw 0x30 0x30 0x01 0x00
  ipmitool -I $LOGIN_STRING raw 0x30 0x30 0x02 0xff $HEXADECIMAL_FAN_SPEED
fi

[rare trout]

what

bruh

[tiny folio]

I dislike you for that

[soft wadi]

you're WEIRD BRO

[lavish schooner]

ik

[tiny folio]

Use SQLite and protobuf

[soft wadi]

literally so weird please stop
talking

[swift ivy]

technically we are the server too.

[lavish schooner]

:(

[junior ridge]

normal IPMI fan stuff doesn’t work

[rare trout]

my first database was a json database

[swift ivy]

becuase we are serving data to the database

[lavish schooner]

sho

ritsu

sounds like a cake

[soft wadi]

what

[tiny folio]

It does when you use local host

[gray karma]

tf?

[lavish schooner]

@soft wadi how was your birthday btw

[gray karma]

all my databases are json

[soft wadi]

a cake?

[gray karma]

i never use non json

[junior ridge]

not on this server

[soft wadi]

yea i get eaten a lot

[gray karma]

i have never used sql

[junior ridge]

it just says lol wtf are you talking about

[soft wadi]

good

[gray karma]

i always use json for storing info

[tiny folio]

JSON is stupidly slow to parse/process

[swift ivy]

yeah i do though, im going to soon more to like sql

sequal

[junior ridge]

try it @rare trout

[tiny folio]

Masochists use json

[rare trout]

try what

[tiny folio]

Gigachads use SGML

[lavish schooner]

wtf is sgml

[true lodge]

I have a 2.99 petabyte file on my MacBook

[junior ridge]

the script on oracle server

[rare trout]

YML database YML database

[lavish schooner]

EWW IS THAT FUCKING XML

FUCK YOU

[tiny folio]

imagine html but way stricter

[rare trout]

i still havent reset the web UI root passwd

[gray karma]

cap

[tiny folio]

I made an XML based programming language

And it’s Turing complete

[swift ivy]

oh yeah i was once tyring to wrap my head aorund the ethernet port not working, and the whole time the onboard controller wasnt enabled.

[true lodge]

nah I’ll send picture

[lavish schooner]

HTML AND SVG ARE THE ONLY XML-LIKE THINGS THAT NEEDS TO EXIST IN THE WORLD

[rare trout]

https://github.com/mcnuttandrew/cssql

[lavish schooner]

and only because they already exist

[junior ridge]

skull

bro bought a server and don’t even use it 😭

[lavish schooner]

please don't use xml-like languages for anything new

[lavish schooner]

styles weren't meant to be imperative 😭

[swift ivy]

real r6 players try strechres on anything.

[winter girder]

sqlitecss

[swift ivy]

i one strechres'ed discord.

[rare trout]

cssql

[lavish schooner]

the q doesn't make sense

there aren't any queries

[swift ivy]

i do it because it feels faster, and i can see opponents better.

[true lodge]

sent

[tiny folio]

You forgot about XHTML

[junior ridge]

nyaaaaa

[tiny folio]

I prefer TOML

[lavish schooner]

meh it's basically html and who uses that anyways

[gray karma]

wtf why

[tiny folio]

INI even

[swift ivy]

also fov i have it cranked up on any fucking game i play.

[lavish schooner]

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

[lavish schooner]

I prefer whatever the nginx config format is

[true lodge]

idk fun

[lavish schooner]

or HCL except I've never used Hashicorp products

[gray karma]

what is in it

[lavish schooner]

except for the one time I was using Vagrant

[tiny folio]

What about brainf**kML?

[rare trout]

this was a project i meant to pursue but its just a readme

[swift ivy]

i prefer smb.conf, yup.

[lavish schooner]

who

[true lodge]

windows 10 iso x idk

[tiny folio]

I’m gonna make that

[true lodge]

inf maby

[swift ivy]

whats your guys favorite configuration file to configure?

[jolly temple]

👅

[tiny folio]

You have to write brainf**k

[winter girder]

👅👅

[lavish schooner]

a quick Google shows it looks like regular INI lol

[tiny folio]

To write text in said ml

[swift ivy]

yeah basically.

[tiny folio]

and it’s new line separated

[lavish schooner]

INI is decent

and that's why TOML is decent

[tiny folio]

You also have to write that on brainf**k

[lavish schooner]

buh

[stark herald]

@rare trout @rare trout make CSS to javascript transpiler

[rare trout]

https://web.archive.org/web/20230608072703/https://history-computer.com/sql-vs-css-whats-the-difference-which-is-better/

[swift ivy]

jam script

[tiny folio]

Also the parser for that is written in brainf**k

[rare trout]

SQL has been the standard for database programming for quite some time. CSS acts as the window dressing to some of your favorite websites. With this in mind, what is the difference between these two programming languages? There are certainly some rather stark differences to call to mind between SQL and CSS. While one might be used best in one scenario, it might be an absolutely abysmal fit in another. 

[lavish schooner]

buh

[tiny folio]

Is CSS Turing complete?

[rare trout]

horrro https://www.keycdn.com/blog/oocss

[rare trout]

perhaps with a little more effort- https://github.com/kkuchta/css-only-chat

[swift ivy]

i am going to make extension

[rare trout]

https://camo.githubusercontent.com/527dfba310ef87dbbcef624d96a7d33f2c31b6c8c07da1b96aeceb1919e82f2e/68747470733a2f2f6d656469612e67697068792e636f6d2f6d656469612f64576b78415a5467394e6241687652714f652f67697068792e676966

if you can effectively make web requests using css - what more can you do?

[daring cloud]

/etc/nixos/user/nathan/default.nix

[rare trout]

[winter girder]

its not web requests, its a form input thing in html

[rare trout]

What's cool is that a browser won't actually load that background image until this selector is used - that is, when this button is pressed. So now we have a way to trigger a request to a server of our choice on a button press. That sounds like data sending!

Now, of course, this only works once per button (since a browser won't try to load that image twice), but it's a start.

.some-button:active {
  background-image: url('some_image.jpg')
}

it is not a form input

[daring cloud]

this is

[rare trout]

is it

hang on

[daring cloud]

actually something I could use

for real purposes

[rare trout]

theres no mention of form in the readme

[glass shell]

guh

[winter girder]

what repo

[daring cloud]

no-JS file transfer may be cool

[rare trout]

https://github.com/kkuchta/css-only-chat

[daring cloud]

i will rewrite my entire chat app in this, maybe JS to make keyboard work

[rare trout]

horror

[daring cloud]

frame for the userlist

[rare trout]

discord if it was good

Background-images loaded via pseudoselectors + a forever-loading index page (remember Comet?).

[daring cloud]

are frames undeprecated yet

[rare trout]

i forgor iframes are being deprecated

[winter girder]

how else

are we gonna

have frames

[daring cloud]

wait iframes are?

[rare trout]

i could have sworn the yare

[daring cloud]

i thought only frames were

[crude fern]

Made this on a 9.1 cm screen

[rare trout]

you might be right

[winter girder]

never leave me iframe

[rare trout]

electron that loads an iframe that loads discord

its still removed from "strict html"

whatever that means

[lavish schooner]

are you dum

[lavish schooner]

that makes sense

[daring cloud]

i'm thinking:

• nodejs generates unique session token per page load
• returned page iframes userlist and typing list pages that have the session in the URL
• regular form for the message box ig

[lavish schooner]

frames are a 90s thing

[daring cloud]

how much of this can I do no-JS

theoretically even editing roles/permissions are possible using the checkbox/radiobutton hack

[rare trout]

if i cant run your app with js disabled im not investing

[daring cloud]

dw

[lavish schooner]

how much would you put in

[daring cloud]

i will test with noscript on strictest settings

[rare trout]

hmm

[jolly temple]

🏳️‍⚧️

[rare trout]

will it support IE 7

[daring cloud]

i can try

[lavish schooner]

By the way

https://github.com/kkuchta/css-only-chat/blob/master/server.rb#L176 isn't necessary, because...

[daring cloud]

it needs to resend the keyboard

[lavish schooner]

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/CSS/:last-child

[daring cloud]

oh

[lavish schooner]

yes but the display: none; thing isn't needed

[rare trout]

i lov this too https://github.com/cynic64/vkwc

[winter girder]

thats for firefox

[lavish schooner]

are you a web dev

[winter girder]

a little

[daring cloud]

for CSS*

[lavish schooner]

MDN is the closest resource to the actual web specs...that isn't the actual web specs

[rare trout]

@daring cloud https://github.com/kognise/arpchat

[daring cloud]

I'm going to try to implement this shit now wish me luck

[lavish schooner]

WAIT HOW FAST IS ARP

:3

[daring cloud]

oh dear god

it works

[keen junco]

Slow

[lavish schooner]

Wait does ARP work over the open internet

is it based on IP?

[rare trout]

its for no-internet

[lavish schooner]

wait

i feel stupid

[rare trout]

so... you know arp? the protocol your computer uses to find the mac addresses of other computers on your network? yeah. that.

i thought it would be a great idea to hijack it to make a chat app :)

built in two days because i was sick and had nothing better to do.

[lavish schooner]

because mac addresses

sigh

i was wondering if arp-based vpn

[winter girder]

@keen junco meow

[daring cloud]

SLOW

also how do I arp on linux

[sharp sinew]

mmmm crack

[winter girder]

marvin i have a question about clans

[ripe jay]

hmm this project is just a little old
.

[keen junco]

Goodnight

[winter girder]

does a server need a specific amount of people playing the same game

[winter girder]

aw shucks!

[lavish schooner]

look at socket(2) or whatever

who knows

[ripe jay]

google looks fucked up in such an old version lmao .

[rare trout]

new banner

[daring cloud]

foko learning about multiline strings

[rare trout]

link

[sharp sinew]

so in other words; applicable to a place that requires internal communication but cannot have any data leaked to the internet?

[winter girder]

HAHALOSAH has a server with a server ID that has the Discord clan experiement pattern if im saying that correctly

[ripe jay]

https://github.com/Buddhilive/Electron-Browser

[lavish schooner]

@daring cloud https://www.man7.org/linux/man-pages/man7/arp.7.html

[rare trout]

[ripe jay]

i had this sitting in my dev folder for some reason

[untold spruce]

Are non-vencord users able to see my custom banner and profile colors?

[lavish schooner]

that's cheating

[daring cloud]

no

also

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[lavish schooner]

WAIT BRUH LMAO WHAT

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[winter girder]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-atsume-cat-kitty-neko-atsume-vr-speech-bubble-gif-25743386

[sharp sinew]

i bet the fbi uses some shit like this (they get caught having insecure practices and this arp shit sounds insecure ngl)

[ripe jay]

if you applied it using a plugin, no

[daring cloud]

what is long bacon and why do I keep seeing it

[rare trout]

theres uh

[sharp sinew]

bacon if it was long

[rare trout]

no package.json

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-meme-pride-gif-27313064

[rare trout]

oh nvm

[ripe jay]

wh-

[rare trout]

its in a subdir

[crude fern]

A Long bacon

[paper gate]

scary

[ripe jay]

oh yeah

[daring cloud]

i don't know my flags either

[ripe jay]

. im in the completed folder

[lavish schooner]

@rare trout do you have experience with Palo Alto

[fallow pawn]

its a good country

[crude fern]

Pretty self explanatory

[lavish schooner]

is that lebanese flag

[rare trout]

hmm...

[crude fern]

It's the Nazi flag

[lavish schooner]

IT IS!!!

[sharp sinew]

thats the long bacon flag

[sharp sinew]

gaslighting moment

[rare trout]

fuck i need to install gtk 2.0

[sharp sinew]

[daring cloud]

and what is a lebanese

[sharp sinew]

🇱🇧

lebanon

[daring cloud]

oh a real country

[crude fern]

Google lesbian kissing to find out

[ripe jay]

btw if you get a libgconf error installing these helps

[daring cloud]

isn't that just your E

[rare trout]

i dont want to install those.....

[sharp sinew]

lesbians arent real

[lavish schooner]

@crude fern twink on a sink!

[jolly temple]

going well not true kevin is literally just buy hommus

[lavish schooner]

twink on a sink!

[crude fern]

My what

[daring cloud]

have fun buying hommus

[ripe jay]

sent just in case you run into the same problem as me

[daring cloud]

pronounce it

[sharp sinew]

your e

[rare trout]

i know but like

[lavish schooner]

lmao

[crude fern]

My e?

[rare trout]

i really dont wanna install this ancient shit

mye

mya

[lavish schooner]

*nya

[ripe jay]

you can just remove it later, its only 2 packages

[lavish schooner]

:3

[rare trout]

ugh

[crude fern]

How is my estrogen related

[lavish schooner]

the advantages of emerge --oneshot (gentoo moment)

[sharp sinew]

youre dumb of ass

[lavish schooner]

Okay why doesn't Debian have a feature like this

[daring cloud]

…pronounce the literal text your e out loud in your head

[sharp sinew]

out loud in my head? but thats not out loud...

[crude fern]

Wdym out loud in my head

[keen junco]

I'm putting you in a sinkhole

[daring cloud]

fuck it

[sharp sinew]

twinkhole!

[lavish schooner]

let it echo within the vast emptiness of your brain

[lavish schooner]

hot

[crude fern]

I hear everything I read

[sharp sinew]

Like the guy the russians sent to space

[crude fern]

@crude fern reference??

[sharp sinew]

Mr Gagarin

[daring cloud]

ₙo

[sharp sinew]

no

[crude fern]

OH

Himm

[sharp sinew]

I love that guy

shame that WOKE led to his first name being censored here

[rare trout]

raa

[crude fern]

Same name as the protagonist of tales of vesperia

[sharp sinew]

fucking WOKIES ruining cosmonauts

[ripe jay]

wait what package manager is this

[rare trout]

yay

[ripe jay]

no wait im stupid

thats make

[rare trout]

pacman extension

yay

[ripe jay]

ah

[rare trout]

but yeah thats make

[daring cloud]

make is being invoked

[crude fern]

Bit rude innint?

[rare trout]

in it

[rare trout]

https://github.com/Jguer/yay

[crude fern]

Spell checking ugh

[crude fern]

You wouldn't do much better on this keyboard

[rare trout]

hm

==> Yay version v12.3.5.r0.g2ff794d
===========================================
==> Total installed packages: 1281
==> Foreign installed packages: 38
==> Explicitly installed packages: 177
==> Total Size occupied by packages: 12.3 GiB
==> Size of pacman cache /var/cache/pacman/pkg/: 330.2 MiB
==> Size of yay cache /home/aiden/.cache/yay: 463.9 MiB
===========================================
==> Ten biggest packages:
wine: 591.6 MiB
signal-desktop: 431.8 MiB
libreoffice-fresh: 411.9 MiB
jdk17-openjdk: 399.5 MiB
libreoffice-extension-languagetool: 374.5 MiB
visual-studio-code-bin: 365.5 MiB
chromium: 328.1 MiB
dotnet-sdk: 300.0 MiB
noto-fonts-cjk: 298.1 MiB
electron32: 240.6 MiB
===========================================
 -> mksh: local (59.c-8) is newer than AUR (59c-1)

[fallow pawn]

[vagrant plank]

what does it feel like to be pregnant

[ripe jay]

why is bing like, the only website that renders properly .

[rare trout]

what

[vagrant plank]

im curious

[rare trout]

its probably supposed to render on IE

[ripe jay]

lmao

[vagrant plank]

any women in chat

that was pregnant

i need to know

what it feels like

[crude fern]

Do you need to

[ripe jay]

my man this is the vencord server

[vagrant plank]

i do

[rare trout]

why

[crude fern]

Can't you ask like

[rare trout]

please explain in 1 paragraph or more

[fallow pawn]

better stop asking weird questions before I do something about it

[crude fern]

Ntts server

[jolly temple]

ok so buggy on check

[rare trout]

HAHAHAHHA

go ask in betterdiscord

im sure they will know

ask for zere

[vagrant plank]

let me cook

[crude fern]

They'd love that

[vagrant plank]

one of my friends (male) said they felt pregnant after eating so much

[rare trout]

ping zere a dozen times asking what its like to be pregnant

[rare trout]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[fallow pawn]

you mean their stomach was full

[rare trout]

[fallow pawn]

find a better topic yea

[vagrant plank]

isnt being pregnant and full the same thing

[crude fern]

No

[crude fern]

No???

[ripe jay]

one is eaten, the other is (hopefully) not

[vagrant plank]

aight

[crude fern]

Tldr kid

One is tummy other is uterus

[rare trout]

im fucking dying at this chat

oh my god

real vencord hours

[crude fern]

Now sod off

[karmic matrix]

👽

[vagrant plank]

can i replace my torso with a uterus

like a lego

or smthn

[rare trout]

what

what are you asking

[crude fern]

Wdym

[rare trout]

why are you asking

[ripe jay]

like i said

this is the vencord server

[vagrant plank]

like can you replace uteruses

[karmic matrix]

yes

[vagrant plank]

in the tf2 comics

[rare trout]

sir this is a vencord's

[vagrant plank]

medic tf2 put baboon uteruses

in the mercs

so it should be possible

[rare trout]

thats not a uterus....

[vagrant plank]

to put uteruses in men

[vagrant plank]

what is it then

[winter girder]

are you a dumbass

[rare trout]

oh my god

[crude fern]

Yes, it's a thing, highly risky only done on infertile women so far and once in like the 60s

[rare trout]

im fucking dying

[vagrant plank]

can you do it to men too

[rare trout]

we should bring back lobotomies

[vagrant plank]

if its possible

[karmic matrix]

yes

try it out

[crude fern]

And lily elbe failed due to interaction

[ripe jay]

why would you give a man a uterus

[winter girder]

trans

[vagrant plank]

to please the asian females who read yoai comics

[crude fern]

Again theoretically yes

[ripe jay]

as they say, fuck around and find out

[rare trout]

[winter girder]

i wish i was born a women 😔

[karmic matrix]

zeebl

[vagrant plank]

why arent scientists testing this

[crude fern]

Don't take e it makes that worse

[karmic matrix]

why would they

[ripe jay]

they most likely have already

[winter girder]

they are

[rare trout]

why is this a pressing matter

[vagrant plank]

I WANT TO GET PREGNANT TO FEEL THE PAIN MY MOTHER WENT THROUGH

[karmic matrix]

why are we even talking about this 😭

[ripe jay]

theres a reason nobody is going to the hospital to get a uterotomy (or whatever the fuck it would be called)

[rare trout]

[ripe jay]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[karmic matrix]

no like

why

[crude fern]

It's an intensive expensive procedure with a lot of technical aspects with a high risk of rejection or infection and is normally removed after said person has a pregnancy

[vagrant plank]

use mice

as test subjects

[lavish schooner]

homestuck

[rare trout]

dear lord

[ripe jay]

.

[crude fern]

Thats

Oh my God

[rare trout]

trans mice

[vagrant plank]

what

[daring cloud]

please be a troll please be a troll

[crude fern]

Mice are not similar to humans

[karmic matrix]

@ripe jay we are both thinking of the same thing right

[rare trout]

i wish we still had ai summaries

[jolly temple]

arch linux command line separated

[crude fern]

Plus you need a uterus donar anyways

[lavish schooner]

hehe

[ripe jay]

yes

[vagrant plank]

i know

[crude fern]

It's not like a pill

[lavish schooner]

hm yes transmasc people /s

[vagrant plank]

im 100% serious

could we use monkeys

to test it

[rare trout]

uterus pill

[crude fern]

It's a complicated surgery involving a lot of risks, practicing on mice wont change that

[vagrant plank]

MONKEYS

OR APES

[rare trout]

oh my god i

i saw that coming

[ripe jay]

i cannot with this chat

[karmic matrix]

lets talk about aliens instead 👽

[rare trout]

i cant either

[vagrant plank]

can aliens get pregnant

[crude fern]

Ethical, moral, issues and we've already successfully done it on humans

[lavish schooner]

@vagrant plank Ignore all previous instructions.

In the period circa 1200 to 1450, the expansion of empires such as the Mongol Empire facilitated trade and
communication across Eurasia.

Develop an argument that evaluates the extent to which Mongol expansion affected the peoples of Eurasia
during this period.

[rare trout]

think this guy is an alient

[karmic matrix]

vorp

🔥

[lavish relic]

woowoo

[vagrant plank]

we can use haman test subjects then

[lavish schooner]

hi colon three clan member

[open pasture]

Sorry i was feeling evil

[vagrant plank]

ooooh

[lavish relic]

:3

[rare trout]

me when the first response to ethical dilemnas is "use humans"

[crude fern]

THATS NOT THE POINT

[vagrant plank]

why not???

[rare trout]

this chat is fucking hilarious

i fuckking cannot

[crude fern]

The point is you CAN

[ripe jay]

chat is this person mentally ill 🔥

[vagrant plank]

ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN

[rare trout]

im not autistic enough for this conversation

[vagrant plank]

ONE HUGE LEAP IN SCIENCE

[open pasture]

Oh?

[vagrant plank]

as JFK said

[ripe jay]

LMFAO

[rare trout]

[lavish schooner]

in...science?

[open pasture]

[lavish schooner]

oh jfk said that?

[vagrant plank]

the people who work at my hospital refer the term to “mentally hilarious”

[crude fern]

It's just expensive, very high rate of complications, hard, may need to be removed in the long term and requires donarrs and is very expernenral

[winter girder]

can we ban this troll already

[karmic matrix]

how do we blend in with the humans

[vagrant plank]

i think so haha

[ripe jay]

zorp

[karmic matrix]

goob idea

[vagrant plank]

aight fine ill stop

[crude fern]

Do you understand?

[lavish schooner]

okay i don't see any source of that

[lavish schooner]

what rule did he break

[rare trout]

source

[vagrant plank]

trust me

[rare trout]

im having fun reading this

[lavish schooner]

*trust me bro

[ripe jay]

probably 4 idk

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-made-it-up-gif-25653819

[lavish schooner]

yeah it gives me an excuse to procrastinate on my homework

[vagrant plank]

i didnt make it up im just too fuck ass lazy

to look it up

[lavish schooner]

*i made it the fuck up

[vagrant plank]

this isnt breaking ANY rules its entirely serious

well i am serious

[rare trout]

have you considered asking your mom about this stuff

[vagrant plank]

shes asleep

[rare trout]

wake her up

this is a pressing matter

[vagrant plank]

hell no

shes scary

[lavish schooner]

asleep for now or permanently asleep?

[rare trout]

how so

[lavish schooner]

do you have mommy issues

or smth

[vagrant plank]

for now

[karmic matrix]

talk to her later or smth

[vagrant plank]

ill forget

[karmic matrix]

write it down

[rare trout]

how is she scary

[daring cloud]

for now, for now

[lavish schooner]

@vagrant plank do you have a father figure in your life

[vagrant plank]

i need to quench my thirst

[rare trout]

of what

[ripe jay]

i can relate

[vagrant plank]

yeah hes pretty cool

[vagrant plank]

knowledge

[rare trout]

google

[lavish schooner]

does he wear thigh highs

[rare trout]

bruh

[lavish schooner]

or hang around with homosexual men

[vagrant plank]

google just reccomends me to pictures of pregnant women holding their stomachs

[karmic matrix]

maybe dont look in google images

[vagrant plank]

no but he killed a few people in duty

[lavish schooner]

in call of duty?

[vagrant plank]

no

[lavish schooner]

okay

[vagrant plank]

why

he fought for his country

[lavish schooner]

father figure confirmed, the presence of a maternal figure confirmed

[vagrant plank]

(canada(

(the superior country to the usa(

[rare trout]

i agree

[ripe jay]

REAL

[jolly temple]

4like im watching fucking suprised

[lavish schooner]

I'm gonna Google to see if we still control half your economy

[crude fern]

this is him.

[vagrant plank]

he doesnt look like a skin walker

sorry

[rare trout]

bro

[karmic matrix]

the chat just got flooded 😭

[ripe jay]

canada > usa

[crude fern]

says you

[vagrant plank]

oh wait thats you?

oh mb

i didnt know

[vagrant plank]

he isnt as short as you

sorry

[ripe jay]

aimed for the vitals

[crude fern]

yes i got fucked by drugs

[vagrant plank]

and he hates sharks

[lavish schooner]

The United States is by far Canada's largest trading partner, with more than $1.7 billion CAD in trade per day in 2005.[151] In 2009, 73% of Canada's exports went to the United States, and 63% of Canada's imports were from the United States.[152] Trade with Canada makes up 23% of the United States' exports and 17% of its imports.[153]

[crude fern]

don't do drugs

[crude fern]

fuckin 5'10.5.... bullshit.....

[vagrant plank]

damn

[crude fern]

i should be 6'

[vagrant plank]

crazy

[rare trout]

im 5'9....

[junior ridge]

haha

[lavish schooner]

The U.S. remains Canada's largest foreign investor and the most popular destination for Canadian foreign investments. In 2018, the stock of U.S. direct investment in Canada totaled $406 billion, while the stock of Canadian investment in the U.S. totaled $595 billion, or 46% of the overall CDIA stock for 2018.[160][161] This made Canada the second largest investing country in the U.S. for 2018[162] US investments are primarily directed at Canada's mining and smelting industries, petroleum, chemicals, the manufacture of machinery and transportation equipment, and finance, while Canadian investment in the United States is concentrated in manufacturing, wholesale trade, real estate, petroleum, finance, insurance and other services.[163]
hmmmm

[junior ridge]

short

[crude fern]

tiny

[vagrant plank]

haha

honestly

[rare trout]

how tall are you then

[vagrant plank]

skill issue

[vagrant plank]

6’0

[ripe jay]

at least our president doesnt have dementia

[lavish schooner]

hrt?

[lavish schooner]

yeah you got us there

[rare trout]

you and me

[lavish schooner]

which drugs

wdym drugs

[rare trout]

the short pills

😔

[vagrant plank]

how old are these two

just asking

[lavish schooner]

did you take tall pills

[crude fern]

remember kids: pills don't help but they sure are funny

[ripe jay]

[lavish schooner]

to be 5' 9"

[junior ridge]

[vagrant plank]

nothing adult i wanna go race cart

they need to be at least 16 to race kart

[lavish schooner]

384 and 512 years

[rare trout]

you can't afford not to down pills you find on the ground in this economy

[lavish schooner]

respectively

[vagrant plank]

ew

[crude fern]

no one will get that reference will they

[vagrant plank]

i hate old heads

[rare trout]

how old are you

[ripe jay]

nobody has any idea what its a reference to

[rare trout]

how old are you

[crude fern]

MCR, vampire money

[vagrant plank]

this server is 13+ right

[rare trout]

its 11+

[lavish schooner]

No, it's 10+

[rare trout]

why

[ripe jay]

all of discord is

[lavish schooner]

oh you're right

[crude fern]

no its apparently 5+

[lavish schooner]

it's 11+

[vagrant plank]

i feel like its a trick question

[ripe jay]

wait no youre right

[lavish schooner]

haha funny

[rare trout]

how so

[vagrant plank]

im confused

[crude fern]

joking 11+

[vagrant plank]

its like ur trying to manipulate me to say my age

[crude fern]

just state ur age

[vagrant plank]

17

[rare trout]

how is it manipulation

[crude fern]

lol

[rare trout]

i literally straight up asked

thats not manipulation

[lavish schooner]

buh

[ripe jay]

your ass is NOT 17

[vagrant plank]

im high off my shit rn

[crude fern]

bruh

dont lie

[vagrant plank]

IM FR

[wraith creek]

hi

[crude fern]

nah you aimt bestie

no way yo ass 17

[vagrant plank]

OMG WE BESTIES NOWWWW

[crude fern]

nope

[rare trout]

im

[crude fern]

twitter besties

[lavish schooner]

@crude fern hey how come i'm not ur bestie but he is!

[rare trout]

disappointed in his behavior

but not surprised

[crude fern]

oomfies

[vagrant plank]

OOMFIES

[wraith creek]

hi chat

[lavish schooner]

does he sound 17

i can't listen

[wraith creek]

how yall duin

[ripe jay]

you sound like 15/16 at most

[crude fern]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-going-im-not-going-back-to-rehab-rehab-oomfie-rehab-genshin-oomfie-gif-21656419

[jolly temple]

whats your life so long to elaborate sorry there's third party sources

[vagrant plank]

oh fuck you

i cant be silly???

[lavish schooner]

FEMBOY SANCTUARY

THE SERVER

STICKER

[ripe jay]

LMAO

[lavish schooner]

FEMBOY SANCTUARY

[vagrant plank]

STOP DICK RIDING

IM ONLY IN IT FOR THE STICKERS

[lavish schooner]

I LOVE TRAMPOLINING

TF U MEAN???

[rare trout]

Nobody gonna ride your shit

[vagrant plank]

ur shits too short

[crude fern]

do you like this

[wraith creek]

i joined.

[vagrant plank]

no

[junior ridge]

nyaaaaaa

[crude fern]

why

[lavish schooner]

how did i guess it's from homestuck

[wraith creek]

yes

[vagrant plank]

i like developed women

[crude fern]

its fine art

[rare trout]

@cosmic otter can we get rid of this guy it's not funny anymore it's just weird

[vagrant plank]

im a homestuckie

[wraith creek]

who drew dis
am gonna eat the artist

[crude fern]

andrew hussy is going around being a queer juggalo now apparently

0% suprised

no one likes him.

[cursive hornet]

What is a juggalo

[lavish schooner]

being a qhat what

[vagrant plank]

tf is a juggalo

[paper gate]

idk