🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[tulip wharf]

hehe

[lapis lava]

already giving my money to apple so

[sturdy scaffold]

i am getting a iphone soon

switching from samsung

[crude fern]

this is me btw

[sturdy scaffold]

cool

[lapis relic]

cool

[waxen sphinx]

its cooked

[harsh crypt]

im using vencord on iphone

[lapis relic]

im using vencord on samsung smart refrigerator

[crude fern]

can we execute @lapis lava

[sturdy scaffold]

i don't rlly like android aside from the customization so i am going to give ios a shot

[lapis relic]

fair enough

[sturdy scaffold]

pat pat pat

[lapis relic]

ayoo

[warm zenith]

is that the dog

[crude fern]

awawawa

[sturdy scaffold]

awawawawawawawa

[signal rose]

tim apple.exe

[sturdy scaffold]

:3

[lapis lava]

why

insane

okay done migrating to icloud

[open pasture]

why would you

[junior ridge]

wait

theres another woman in stardew

wtf

how could i forget

[sturdy scaffold]

...

[junior ridge]

i can have SIX girlfriends!!!!

[sharp sinew]

you need to be put down

[junior ridge]

:c

[sharp sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-cat-whenever-you-feel-safe-if-you-ever-feel-safe-gif-6839389198788429645

[sturdy scaffold]

nu

[open pasture]

girlfriendmaxxed

[junior ridge]

yes

[sturdy scaffold]

why are there so many cat people in this server? (i am one of them)

[sturdy scaffold]

icloud is ass

[open pasture]

da

[open pasture]

oh youre back

hi

[open pasture]

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[sharp sinew]

back by unpopular demand; me.

[open pasture]

i missed you at least..

[sturdy scaffold]

╱|、
(˚ˎ 。7
|、˜〵
じしˍ,)ノ

[open pasture]

h

[sharp sinew]

nobody else did so i'd call that pretty unpopular demand

[open pasture]

minky !!!

[sharp sinew]

vminker

[sharp sinew]

gay ass cat.

[open pasture]

i guess

wiah

woah

im not other people though so that doesnt matter to me

[jolly temple]

~~will vee apple devices shouldn't be x unless they banned

[sand citrus]

ijuknftd;hiujdrtujirgeijkolrsgfiojlkrgsfjioklrghfsijolk

[lapis lava]

im not paying purelymail if i already pay icloud+

[open pasture]

why do you pay for either of them

[lapis lava]

first one: email
second: photo storage

[sturdy scaffold]

the cost of being on the apple ecosystem

[boreal torrent]

fail

vmink

[boreal torrent]

minky's shelter

[open pasture]

monospaced chad

[boreal torrent]

build another shelter for minky @paper gate

i love compact mode + monospaced font

[open pasture]

based

[bold adder]

mink

[lapis lava]

if i were to have android device i would’ve ended up subscribing to google one

[sturdy scaffold]

compact mode is so much better

[boreal torrent]

true

[lime talon]

I'm back in XP update purgatory

I don't even know how many are left, the text box gave up

[open pasture]

you can spoof your device as a pixel 5 to get unlimited photos storage or as a pixel 9 pro to get 1 year free of google one and gemini advanced

[daring cloud]

Windows X

[lapis lava]

not rooted

[robust relic]

meow

[sturdy scaffold]

meow

:3c

[open pasture]

if ur not rooted why use android

[robust relic]

oh god hope it goes well

[lapis lava]

not expensive

[open pasture]

whar

oh the actual price

[lime talon]

For some reason it also gave up theming the Internet Explorer window after I changed the theme a few times

[lapis lava]

you do end up buying more android phones

on the long run

then my pixel died
so i hopped on ios

[lime talon]

Still get a lot more control on unrooted Android compared to iPhone

[boreal torrent]

anyone here knows whether Llama LLM is any good for translation purposes

[waxen sphinx]

rooting phone = inherently insecure

[open pasture]

my phone has a 8 gen 2, 16gb of ram, 256gb of storage and 5500mAh of battery for 530€

[sturdy scaffold]

i never rooted my android 😭

[open pasture]

you pay the price

[boreal torrent]

not everyone needs rooting

[lime talon]

It's a LLM it's not gonna be good

[open pasture]

that's ok it's ur choice

i like having it

[boreal torrent]

LLMs r really good at translation

[lapis lava]

true

[lime talon]

It started updating around 10 hours ago

[boreal torrent]

my tablet is rooted anyway

[waxen sphinx]

just get pixel and grapheneos and have peace of mind forever that u have a secure phone

or as secure as it gets anyway

[open pasture]

why use grapheneos

[boreal torrent]

graphene is peak

[sturdy folio]

it is

[waxen sphinx]

its literally in the same sentence

[lapis lava]

only annoying thing about ios is home screen

[waxen sphinx]

the why

[boreal torrent]

buy pixels aren't sold in my country

[lapis lava]

but they’re making it better in ios 18

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate

[lime talon]

They make stuff up too much to be properly useful

[boreal torrent]

so i can't get graphene

:c

[sturdy folio]

graphene might be the first and only reason to buy an android

[open pasture]

stop thinking about what data collection can do for you and start thinking about what you can do for data collection

[boreal torrent]

Is there any (better) alternative, though?

[sturdy scaffold]

they just need to add more customization

[lapis lava]

themed icons and empty space is enough honestly

[lime talon]

My cat tower is from the same line but has a different arrangement

[open pasture]

ios will never compare imo

[sturdy folio]

whats annoying about it

[junior ridge]

meow :3

[lapis lava]

no empty spaces

[daring cloud]

yeah a worse translation is better than literally making up shit

[junior ridge]

this meow button is soooo great

[lapis lava]

and no themed icons (ik u can use shortcuts)

[open pasture]

unless they let you sideload everything from the kernel to the recovery like in android

[sturdy folio]

what

[lime talon]

DeepL for supported languages, and even Google pretty much always gets the message across even if it isn't perfect

[boreal torrent]

never saw llm making up shit when translating stuff

[boreal torrent]

my reasoning for asking about llama is that it's open source

😔

so I wouldn't depend on third-party online services

[jolly temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pointless-sad-run-futile-gif-25822185

[lime talon]

I didn't know that

Either way, LLM for translation is just a bad idea

[sharp sinew]

thanks kevin im gonna use this as my reason to die now

[lapis lava]

like i can’t do this

[somber leaf]

LLM are good at translation but there are a lot simpler local models you can use

[open pasture]

you are not hosting llama 500b on consumer hardware

i mean you could

but

[sturdy folio]

OH wait i misread home screen as lock screen 😭

[viral cape]

app

[lime talon]

They're good but they still have a good chance of just making stuff up

[lapis lava]

love sidestore icon change setting

[boreal torrent]

oh fair enough

any suggestions?

[boreal torrent]

ye true

[open pasture]

apple will just never be able to provide the smoothness, customization and specs per dollar of android

[somber leaf]

Found this. It’s just google translation have ran locally for years now. https://www.reddit.com/r/LocalLLaMA/comments/1929h6p/local_translationfocused_models_and_how_do_you/

[finite yacht]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YlzMeYldsk

[sturdy folio]

It does get better in 18 tho

empty spaces :3

i had them before too with widgetsmith though

[open pasture]

ios "themed" icons look like absolute shit

[lapis lava]

yop

excited for the update tbh

[boreal torrent]

[sturdy folio]

@sturdy scaffold sorry but unless you use graphene your android will never compare

[lapis lava]

no they’re great

[sturdy scaffold]

i was joking

[sturdy folio]

they look like what you make of them

[sturdy scaffold]

i am switching to ios

[gray karma]

whats graphene

[lapis lava]

better than android impl

[open pasture]

you have to bypass the restrictions apple imposed onto you with third party Software

[open pasture]

your opinion

[sturdy folio]

widgetsmith is on the app store

[lapis lava]

thats for safety

[sturdy folio]

?

[lapis lava]

[open pasture]

Still third party Software

[lapis lava]

oh you were talking about widgets

[sturdy scaffold]

:3

[open pasture]

not having white spaces till the new beta is for ur own safety

[tired sundial]

@lapis lava Can i install android on my iphone 3G

[lapis lava]

try

[sturdy folio]

it just asks you to make a screenshot of your home screen then extracts part of the image and sets them as the images for widgets thus creating "empty" space

[lime talon]

Any standard Android is perfectly fine what are you on

[sturdy folio]

android fork for pixel phones

[open pasture]

you're still circumventing poor Design choices with unofficial software

[sturdy folio]

found the cope

[open pasture]

its not an Android fork it's android

[sturdy folio]

fork distro whatever

[open pasture]

you will have to elaborate on this statement

[lime talon]

Explain to me what makes Android bad and Graphene not

[sturdy folio]

its not standard android its a modified version but instead of google modifying it its people on the internet to actually make it better

[open pasture]

graphene is android

[sturdy scaffold]

guys stop fighting

[sturdy folio]

grahpene is android

[sturdy scaffold]

:((

[sturdy folio]

😭

[open pasture]

people when discourse on discord

[lime talon]

You get the point. Explain to me what makes Graphene better than other versions.

[sturdy folio]

why would i do that

im not a salesperson

and i do not like your tone either

[jaunty trellis]

nini gaycord

[lime talon]

Making a point and not elaborating just gives you the weakest argument on earth

[sturdy folio]

good night!!

[open pasture]

android is le bad because i just say it is ok!!
refuses to elaborate any further

[sturdy folio]

it is

you get me

[open pasture]

i mean yeah sure but you have to claim why

[lime talon]

I'm perfectly fine on OneUI tbh, I would rather stock AOSP but that's a matter of personal preference

[waxen sphinx]

stock android = insecure, graphene = secure

[lime talon]

In what ways?

[open pasture]

Graphene is stock android

it literally is aosp

it's degoogled aosp

[waxen sphinx]

you have no idea what it is but seem to have a very strong opinion about it not being good

sounds like you have an agenda

https://grapheneos.org/faq

raed up

[sturdy folio]

the point of graphene is that it removes all the google shit, thus making it more private, lightweight and (arguably) more secure

[waxen sphinx]

or shut up

:-)

[waxen sphinx]

it does far more than just debloat or degoogle the phone

[open pasture]

aosp is unsecure because it just is

[sturdy folio]

thats the main point though isnt it?

[somber leaf]

Yeah

• security upgrades

[edgy ermine]

aosp is super duper secure if you never power on the phone

you literally can't hack it as long as it's off

[jolly temple]

get sober rq

[open pasture]

i hate being sober doe

[sturdy folio]

technically

[rare trout]

yeah, thats what i meant

[sturdy folio]

if you have an os that cant do anything

[open pasture]

rude

[sturdy folio]

its the most secure os in the entire world

[solemn plank]

yooo me too

[sturdy folio]

as there is also no attack surface

[edgy ermine]

politely disagree, if stock android was insecure, everyone would be getting hacked left and right

[lime talon]

Degoogling sounds like it's good for some people but at the same time I like my Google services

[sturdy folio]

thats already what is happening i mean do you not know how many zero days the gvt uses to get into everyones phones 😭

[waxen sphinx]

it is

[sturdy folio]

thats not a problem with android its a problem with all phones in general

[edgy ermine]

what makes graphene any more secure

[open pasture]

what makes graphene any different

[gray karma]

this person im talking to replies like with a minute delay 😭

[sturdy folio]

it has less attack surface

[edgy ermine]

it's probably vulnerable to the same zerodays

[open pasture]

fair enough i guess

[gray karma]

made by google (meaning ur data will go to google instead of random ppl!)

[sturdy folio]

you can run sandboxed versions of google apps on graphene

[waxen sphinx]

grapheneos is the ONLY option you have if you want a secure phone, with ios being a clear 2nd place and everything else is just absolutely insecure

[open pasture]

refuses to elaborate any further

[gray karma]

windows phone os

[edgy ermine]

you're not getting into iOS with lockdown mode

[gray karma]

!

wait is there a linux phone os

[solemn plank]

zeroday this, sandboxing that, how about I attack YOU with an exploit called MY FISTS

[sturdy folio]

ios is heavily restrictive thus also eliminating attack surface

[edgy ermine]

in fact apple will give you 2 million dollar

[waxen sphinx]

yeah ios is secure, never claimed otherwise, grapheneos is just more secure

[urban elk]

HELSHFKSSHSKTDSJDG
REEEEE

[open pasture]

ios is secure even doe celebrite and other services literally sell cracking iphone Security to governments

[lime talon]

What if I don't want it sandboxed?

[gray karma]

which type of pi

[edgy ermine]

i can guarantee you nothing is more secure than that 5S i have in the closet that has a dead nand

[gray karma]

apple, blueberry, etc

[lime talon]

4

[stark herald]

⚠️ Pixel detected you removed share ID from the YouTube link. Algorithm penalty has been applied

[sturdy folio]

why would you not want them sandboxed ..?

[solemn plank]

raspberry

[urban elk]

yeah

[gray karma]

LMFAO

[urban elk]

rpi 4b with 4GB of RAM

[gray karma]

apple better

😋

[sturdy folio]

and not with android phones?

[open pasture]

play integrity, banking apps etc

[solemn plank]

i like oreo pie

[sturdy folio]

is banking apps part of google

[gray karma]

ive never tried it

[open pasture]

you're claiming it's more secure

[sturdy folio]

because it is

[lime talon]

To prevent shit breaking

[gray karma]

whats it taste like
-# oreo

[open pasture]

you need play integrity on Android if you want to use banking apps

[open pasture]

for whom

if you're up against the government the result will be the same

[solemn plank]

im pretty sure mcdonalds fucking breaks (on purpose) if your phone is rooted

[gray karma]

googles % of ur life they can store as data

[lime talon]

I love extra privacy but if I need to put in actual effort to have and maintain it I'm not gonna bother

[open pasture]

it's not more private because ios has telemetry like android that isn't degoogled has

[gray karma]

oh no how will i pre order my ice cream and get the response that the machine is broken!

[sturdy folio]

both have the issue of governments having easy access and ios is still more heavily locked down which removes other attack surfaces (i.e. with sideloading being so locked down its hard to use custom IPAs as an attack vector)

[open pasture]

aosp by default has no google services so I don't get this

[sturdy folio]

ios is just more secure than android and you cannot deny it, but they both arent secure

[open pasture]

can't you just use a cert for sideloading

[solemn plank]

maybe if you dont want to be tracked and shit you should just not have an identity

simple

[lime talon]

Linux is fine because Mint is very low effort to maintain and I always have Windows incase something doesn't work right

[gray karma]

video game that if you get to a certain level it has a button that opens a sideloading ui (you can still play the game tho dw) @sturdy folio

ya or na

[sturdy scaffold]

this!!

[open pasture]

if you have the means ios being more inconvenient to consumers isn't gonna stop you from hacking the phone

[lime talon]

Apple is gonna kill the game within a day if it even gets approved

[gray karma]

how so

[sturdy folio]

it doesnt make sense to use as an attack vector on iphone as sideloading is mostly only done by people who know what they are doing which makes them more aware + its a small fraction of the user base anyway

[gray karma]

how would they know

[open pasture]

neither is it more private because it has telemetry

[sturdy folio]

which means less malicious software targets iphone which makes it more secure

[lime talon]

They're not blind to media coverage, and any app with such a feature is gonna get media coverage

[open pasture]

who sideloads apks on Android without acknowledging to it

[gray karma]

kk

[sturdy scaffold]

me when apple or google sees my youtube searches 😔

[sturdy folio]

a LOT of people

[open pasture]

doesn't android have play protect that scans apks before you install them which ios doesn't have for IPAs

[open pasture]

most people dont know what an apk file is i think

[open pasture]

well you'd have to have unknown sources turned on

[open pasture]

you can choose to not use it but if youre dumb enough to download malware i think you wouldnt find out how

[open pasture]

samsung dex??

[sturdy folio]

if you think android users dont download apks you are genuinely delusional thats even something my dad does, besides there are enough phishing and scamming sites make you download apks automatically (and we all know popups can tell you how unsecure an action is and people will still do it)

[solemn plank]

mfw the government can see my constant error googling

[sturdy folio]

as an example: said dad also got himself malware by downloading a different apk

[sturdy scaffold]

is that dex?

[mossy egret]

Desktop Visual Refresh on mobile

[winter girder]

Yes

[lime talon]

Yeah but it's skippable

[open pasture]

my point isn't that they don't download apks it's that you have to actively turn sideloading on and the os has safetynet measure's against you getting malware

[lime talon]

I forgot you have to enable a setting to install APKs

[open pasture]

if it's a suspicious apk it really screams at you iirc

[stark herald]

what's that DM prior to the scam

[lime talon]

I haven't seen that happen

[open pasture]

https://developers.google.com/static/android/play-protect/images/app-scan-recommended.png

[gray karma]

what is this

cant be legal right

[open pasture]

someone will have to embed this i have no perms

wrong reply

[gray karma]

https://developers.google.com/static/android/play-protect/images/app-scan-recommended.png

[winter girder]

What

[gray karma]

what is that ur using

[open pasture]

details install without scanning

trolleyzoom

[winter girder]

Samsung dex

[lime talon]

It doss this for every APK
The more info button has a Don't scan app option

[gray karma]

xd

[open pasture]

yeah but if the average consumer sees this they'll prolly not do it

[open pasture]

this doesn't occur to me

[sturdy folio]

with iphone even getting the option to install IPAs is not something achievable by the average user, while on android its a switch in the settings

• the running out of appids makes a delayed payload nearly impossible

[open pasture]

i mentioned this earlier

[lime talon]

I get it quite frequently, probably due to Bunny patches

[open pasture]

speaking of iphones i gotta see if mine is charged enough yet

[open pasture]

for bunny yea

[stray siren]

eye bone

[open pasture]

you can't accidentally turn it on man i don't get what you're trying to say

you have to turn it on

[lime talon]

I think I'm gonna have to stay up late tonight to accommodate Windows Update for taking so damn long

[jolly temple]

.cpio.zst

[sturdy folio]

with the extra appstores sideloading is a LOT easier yes, but apps on those marketplaces need to be reviewed by apple (which is simultaneously more annoying and more secure)

[open pasture]

it has not

[sturdy folio]

ofc not but people do turn it on without knowing what they are actually doing

[sturdy folio]

this is a real issue and not something you can wish away by ignorance

[open pasture]

point is if they somehow do that and android flags an apk they'll prolly not install it

at the very least once they see the play protect screen they'll prolly go "oh noes" and fuck off

[sturdy folio]

anti virus software isnt perfect too so play protect can also just not show up, especially with the rampant zero days

[open pasture]

erm

[open pasture]

on ios you have 4 apps you can sideload officially: the epic games store, fortnite, a clipboard manager, and an Emulator (already on the appstore)

[open pasture]

fair enough i guess

[sturdy folio]

more

actually

[open pasture]

which apps

[sturdy folio]

we dont know because there is not a list of what is approved and what not

its not just altstore pal

[open pasture]

more actually but i can't tell u

[sturdy folio]

but even with just altstore pal

[open pasture]

we don't know but hypothetically

they could be there

[sturdy folio]

it has the epic games repo, which is already 3 apps

[open pasture]

2 apps

[sturdy folio]

• 4 other repos

[open pasture]

ah nvm didn't know it had the epic games repo

[boreal torrent]

google results suck so much

[sturdy folio]

and then the 2 starting apps which are the emulator and a clipboard manager

[boreal torrent]

they made the results so trash

[sturdy folio]

but im not sure why that would matter anyway

[boreal torrent]

time to finally drop google for good

[sturdy folio]

those are also just the recommended repos by altstore pal!

[boreal torrent]

i bet

my iphone cant run fn

[open pasture]

do they let you install other repos

[sturdy folio]

yes

[open pasture]

that apple hasn't approved

[steel drum]

Where can I report a bug / issue

[sturdy folio]

no

all apps on marketplaces must be apple approved

must

[winter girder]

💀

[gray karma]

LMAO

gg

[open pasture]

ah

[winter girder]

They fell for a scam so I called them a dumbest

Dumbass

[open pasture]

i mean you still could use a zero day on ios i guess

[sturdy folio]

repos just exist because you can get your app reviewed without a marketplace to match, youd then put your app on an app repo which is then add-able(?) on altstore pal

[open pasture]

right im gonna go eep

gn

[sturdy folio]

partly good night

[steel drum]

where do I report a vencord problem?

I would guess some sort of pad

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @mossy egret)

[steel drum]

I don't need help

I need to report an issuew

[mossy egret]

oh tell us there:3

[solemn plank]

my brother, you asked a question

[solemn plank]

questions are support

[steel drum]

I quote: "READ THIS BEFORE OPENING AN ISSUE
This form is ONLY FOR DEVELOPERS. YOUR ISSUE WILL BE CLOSED AND YOU WILL POSSIBLY BE BLOCKED FROM THE REPOSITORY IF YOU IGNORE THIS.

DO NOT USE THIS FORM, unless

you are a vencord contributor
you were given explicit permission to use this form by a moderator in our support server
DO NOT USE THIS FORM FOR SECURITY RELATED ISSUES. CREATE A SECURITY ADVISORY INSTEAD."

[worthy zinc]

🧟

[steel drum]

True

[mossy egret]

yes:P

[jolly temple]

afaik codeburger does nixos

[steel drum]

@shadow owl

[mossy egret]

Just say what the problem is in support and we will help from there

[steel drum]

alr

[solemn plank]

i would send the issue to modmail first

[steel drum]

well

[mossy egret]

are you trying to get them banned?

[steel drum]

How do I use that

/modmail

[solemn plank]

no??? only mods can give permission to send an issue

(if you arent a contributor)

[steel drum]

dumbass server. I might aswell not report the vencord problem.

[dire dawn]

ok

[solemn plank]

im sorry ignore them

[mossy egret]

The “bug” is probably just an fault on their end or something that’s known

[steel drum]

Im just gonna see if a moderator responds to my ticket tmr

since there is no way they respond now

[solemn plank]

what if it isnt.

[steel drum]

a more spesific. not too bad. but still worth fixing.

I have a few years of python experience. I would know a bit better.

[keen kernel]

This is like a really bad mindset to have

[solemn plank]

this

[edgy ermine]

meow

[keen kernel]

erm the users bugs aren't real because they probably aren't real

[steel drum]

Wow.

[mossy egret]

It’s a pretty normal thing with white names that they think they found a bug, but it’s just a setting they have turned on

[edgy ermine]

hi

[solemn plank]

?

they were joking

[steel drum]

As I said. I have multiple years experience in programming. I would know.

[mossy egret]

Source: Bro trust me

[keen kernel]

Yeah but then turning around and denying support to others due to said assumption is bad

[solemn plank]

shut up.

genuinely shut the fuck up.

[steel drum]

Im a white name since I thought I would be nice and report the silly bug.

so I had to join the discord. unfortunately

since the issue problem on github is being used like reddit for the devs

[solemn plank]

just because YOU think its not a bug doesnt mean its not gonna be a bug

[sturdy folio]

thats there so they go into vencord support first

never create an issue first, never go to mm first

[steel drum]

np

[sturdy folio]

always support

[keen kernel]

This is true

[steel drum]

then what the fuck would I do

[mossy egret]

That’s all I was trying to say

[solemn plank]

ok true

[sturdy folio]

go to #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[keen kernel]

Do #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[boreal torrent]

if it's a security issue

then don't go to support maybe

clueless

otherwise you'd be fine there

[steel drum]

"That's all I was trying to say": "The “bug” is probably just an fault on their end or something that’s known" "It’s a pretty normal thing with white names that they think they found a bug, but it’s just a setting they have turned on"

[steel drum]

alr

[sturdy folio]

if its a security issue you dont go to either support, mm or issues, you create a security advisory

[solemn plank]

well the way you said it sucked

[sand citrus]

@boreal torrent @boreal torrent @boreal torrent

[mossy egret]

you right mb… genuinely mb

[keen kernel]

Yeah just admit u fucked up and move on...or cause drama cuz I'll microwave popcorn

[keen kernel]

Awww the popcorn was ready

dammit

[solemn plank]

damn i want popcorn now

[boreal torrent]

regulars r so full of themselves

ffs

[stark herald]

@sand citrus

[junior ridge]

nyaaaaaaa

meow :3

oops

i held my meow key too long

[keen kernel]

Please don't meowbot

[stark herald]

my bad

[junior ridge]

too bad

meow :3

[stark herald]

while (1) meow();

[keen kernel]

@junior ridge go to my DMs and hold down meow key Thanks

[junior ridge]

got u

[jolly temple]

belly hurt you kidding me like china started running out tbh

[daring cloud]

c-like

not java

[mortal rose]

i love it when discord mobile deletes messages in front of my eyes

[keen kernel]

Perfect thank you

[boreal torrent]

that's js

u can't do while (1) in C

[willow stirrup]

gang

[junior ridge]

meow :3

[sturdy folio]

fn meow() {
  println!("meow");
}

fn main() {
  loop {
    meow();
  }
}

[daring cloud]

?? yeah you can

C doesn't even have booleans

[boreal torrent]

WHAT

oh wait

[dim quest]

yall check out this stream its fire https://www.twitch.tv/pookzwrld

[boreal torrent]

modern C does have booleans

[daring cloud]

that's Java where you can't

[sand citrus]

@stark herald

[sand citrus]

huh does it

i mean

[boreal torrent]

yeah while(0) and while(1) are allowed

[dire dawn]

🤓 c23 has booleans

[steel drum]

I tried my absolute best to explain it.

[boreal torrent]

because bits

[sand citrus]

i guess theres stdbool.h

[boreal torrent]

i got confused mb

[sand citrus]

yea i think that was always a thring tho

[sand citrus]

but thats just #define true 1, #define false 0

[boreal torrent]

ye

[sand citrus]

i belive

[daring cloud]

for(;;) more universal

[sand citrus]

believe

[sand citrus]

blegh

👎

[dire dawn]

in modern c23 false is 0 and true is != 0

[sand citrus]

yes because 1 isnt 0

so true isnt 0

as well

[dire dawn]

yes but if you did if (2 == true) before c23 then it would return false

now it returns true

[daring cloud]

in rust 0 is false and 1 is true; anything else is UB

[boreal torrent]

oh

[stark herald]

@sand citrus

[boreal torrent]

whats ub

[daring cloud]

undefined behavior

[sand citrus]

@stark herald

[daring cloud]

(a value >1 in a bool type)

[boreal torrent]

ig i'll write my projects with C99

because well

C99 runs almost everywhere

[keen kernel]

pubic starch vro mint{drama args} [
--everysingle{skid existing} [
----meow{}:
--]
]

[daring cloud]

pubic

[mortal rose]

i tboufht while was a windows thing

[keen kernel]

Do you like my new programming language

[willow stone]

[daring cloud]

starch

[dire dawn]

i mean you're compiling it to machine code so idk why you would feel the need to do that

[keen kernel]

I just made it up

[boreal torrent]

nop i hate it

[mortal rose]

C-like

[jolly temple]

know because its very sensitive and report them on bare minimum salary accepted which ios has to compile one of ideas

[mortal rose]

wobbly ahh handwriting

[boreal torrent]

tbf, yea

[solemn plank]

its not mine. mine is wobblier

[boreal torrent]

assuming everyone uses modern compilers nowadays

maybe i should just write c23

[sand citrus]

dont get fooled this doesnt work i tried

[solemn plank]

imagine getting doxxed by someone and all they do is sign you up for shit like this

you wake up and your mailbox is full of spam letters

[steel drum]

LOWKEY. HELLA SMART

[stark herald]

imagine selfbots in thousands of discord servers to have an algorithm find servers you might like

[sturdy folio]

based

[keen kernel]

Imagine spy pet

Oh wait

[solemn plank]

imagine discord

[stark herald]

death

[sturdy folio]

imagine spy.pet but instead of spy.pet its chloe.pet and it shows every users exact location

:3

[solemn plank]

if my exact location was leaked where do you think it would be

[junior ridge]

my basement

[sturdy folio]

"was leaked"

i already know

[daring cloud]

ssh into my laptop and get its location

[rare trout]

bro someone just gifted me a year of nitro out of the blue for no reason

[solemn plank]

never said you didnt

[daring cloud]

that's the bribe

[wraith osprey]

INSANE

[mortal rose]

it was me on an alt im so nice

trust

[sturdy folio]

you have simps giving you 100 bucks and wont even tell us their name 😭

[rare trout]

i dont wan people going to ask them for shit

[junior ridge]

can i have it

🥺

[rare trout]

i claimed it

😔

[junior ridge]

can i have ur account

🥺

[mortal rose]

can someone buy me a powerful computer

[keen kernel]

I got $120 over 3 days for Minecraft server helping

[rare trout]

apparently they made 30k in bitcoin

[wraith osprey]

can I have you skin 🤧

[mortal rose]

Minecraft Microsoft

Minecraft moderator

[junior ridge]

ill be their personal egirl for $200 an hour

[solemn plank]

bint coin...

[paper gate]

korb

[rare trout]

that’s the thing, not for me, I kinda got wealth to redistribute sometime? and I like you

[wraith osprey]

so instead of investing and being smart the punt it on nitro ,.,,. sounds about right

[mortal rose]

bunted coins

[keen kernel]

I...don't need anything, I am financially stable.

[solemn plank]

anyways

[red cairn]

w bag method

[keen kernel]

Somewhere in the US

[wraith osprey]

go back to your cage

[mortal rose]

antarctica

[junior ridge]

aw man

i got $5 in my bank i need it

[willow stone]

e

[junior ridge]

support the broke

[keen kernel]

Not anymore

[willow stone]

e

[red cairn]

crazy name

[junior ridge]

damn it you took my only $5

[twilit oxide]

Exists

[keen kernel]

Blub

[mortal rose]

ok chat find someone that is dnd on mobile and desktop

[red cairn]

john

[keen kernel]

Snail blub 3 on cool math games

[wraith osprey]

I just read an article about someone eating tiramisu and dying from ab allergy. so who's worse here bucko

[dire dawn]

Snail Bob 3: Egypt Journey

[keen kernel]

Was the article a blank screen where you could see your own reflection in it?

[wraith osprey]

my lights are off no reflection here

[keen kernel]

Java:

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey hiiii

I escaped

[wraith osprey]

HIII ZPOOT

[paper gate]

chewd through the bars

[grizzled lichen]

Twice.

[wraith osprey]

🦫??

[paper gate]

freedom

[keen kernel]

Found this on Facebook marketplace

[rare trout]

they've been all over recently

they just offer you 1 month free

[jolly temple]

nyaaa

[rare trout]

and then some standard contract with a no-name ISP

[keen kernel]

Waow

[somber leaf]

I wish someone disolved me in acid

[paper gate]

@open pasture I drink hydrofluoric acid

[solemn plank]

i am flame retardant

wrong

[orchid escarp]

has anybody ran into an issue where when screensharing, vesktop just doesnt use hardware encoding or decoding at all?

[solemn plank]

wrong word

[paper gate]

my skin is made of teflon

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @shut jewel)

[orchid escarp]

I have also asked in there, yep

[solemn plank]

@orchid escarp yo aint you that guy who screamed

[orchid escarp]

whilhelm scream

erm

[winter girder]

samsung tablet/samsung dex

[orchid escarp]

wilhelm scream

[winter girder]

should, but i cant

[orchid escarp]

i am not sure if my misspelt name was intentional or not lol

[winter girder]

no money

[rare trout]

rate my laptop

this was in a students backpack, they hit a branch or something and got flung off a motorcyle flying forward, and their bag broke open launching the thinkpad, which was then run over by a semi

[orchid escarp]

runs plan9

[winter girder]

you work in school it?

[signal junco]

I kinda wanna step on it and stab it with a knife

[rare trout]

this was in 2021

[winter girder]

sob

[rare trout]

i worked at my colleges support desk

[rare trout]

I still do

different school

[winter girder]

i wanna work in school IT when i first get out of college

might even go back to the high school where im currently at

[solemn plank]

rate my setup

[winter girder]

wtf

[orchid escarp]

i think this guy might like purple

[solemn plank]

i do

[paper gate]

I dip my fingers in ketchup

[solemn plank]

magenta is my fav color

[paper gate]

not anymore

[solemn plank]

nop

[sand citrus]

its more like hot pink

🤓

[solemn plank]

gtg

qctually nvm

[celest plaza]

So this is how they get "hacker lighting" in movies

[sand citrus]

gta sa installed fire

[celest plaza]

Anyways I just was clicking around in here to find some CSS that removes some of the chat box buttons and I butterfingered the support channel button

That feature of it asking me to update before talking in support is sick, cool touch guys

[sand citrus]

ya

[winter girder]

new checkmark in google??

[signal rose]

czech marque

[steel drum]

wow chat

I got modmail banned fr

[sand citrus]

Owned

[steel drum]

I don't give a fuck but

instructions unclear.

[sand citrus]

they are quite clear

[steel drum]

I was told to go to #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 when I needed help

[jolly temple]

ai and 1 monitor brands

[sand citrus]

yeah

[steel drum]

not when reporting bugs

so I opened a ticket to ask where I could

got no answer

and banned

[sand citrus]

you can ask in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

answer to your question is

github issues probably

but

[steel drum]

Bro

[sand citrus]

ask in vencord support first

before doing that

[steel drum]

If I chat in the issues tab

you get insta deleted

[sand citrus]

?

[steel drum]

I have read

[sand citrus]

what

[mossy egret]

you have to be approved by a contributor to post there… you should make any bug reports to support

[steel drum]

and banned from the repo

[sand citrus]

yeah like i said you should start off with that

[steel drum]

or smth

[sand citrus]

this wasnt always a thing i didnt know

[steel drum]

I find it weird on how they force people to join their discord server

[sand citrus]

i could say the same thing about github

[steel drum]

that shit that they need to force everyone to join if they want to make a complain

[sand citrus]

im not saying ur wrong but where does it say that? i cant find it

[steel drum]

You know

There litteraly exists a tab for issues

[sand citrus]

yeauj

yeah

i just talked about it

[steel drum]

I find that

[sturdy scaffold]

gl

[steel drum]

instead of forcing your users into your shitty discord

[open pasture]

how is it weird you have to join a discord server for a discord client mod?

[steel drum]

They should just give them the right to free speach

right away

[sand citrus]

what do you mean free speech

what

[lapis lava]

are you dumb

[sand citrus]

also this

lol

[surreal saddle]

how does one save a animated sticker to their mac

[sand citrus]

they dont know what the word means so perhaps

[lapis lava]

issues tab is used for actual issue tracking

[sand citrus]

🤫

[surreal saddle]

i dont see a save button when i right click it

[open pasture]

freedom of speech?!
it’s discord my guy

[sturdy scaffold]

oh, that's nice

[lapis lava]

not for stupit people to open bogus issues

[steel drum]

rights to complain*

you are forced to join the discord

[sand citrus]

github issues isnt for complaining

lfmao

[steel drum]

and get aproved

[sand citrus]

do you know what github is

for

[steel drum]

Yes

[open pasture]

this channel is wild

[sand citrus]

yes

its not for complaining

[steel drum]

william afton.

It is about

[jolly temple]

puter broke open source modules

[steel drum]

rude staff

[signal rose]

Real

[lapis lava]

funny

[steel drum]

and shitty ways of forcing us to join the server

[lapis lava]

do i look like staff

[steel drum]

because it is so bad

[lapis lava]

lol

[steel drum]

did I say so?

[lapis lava]

“rude staff”

[open pasture]

You got a pretty bad case of yapping

[steel drum]

That no one wants to be here

but forced to

[signal rose]

Who's forcing you

[lapis lava]

if you don’t like that either go cry in your mommy’s arms or #📩-modmail

[steel drum]

I wanted to make a bug report

[sand citrus]

i told u where u can do that

[steel drum]

instead of simply saying it in the issues tab

[open pasture]

they got banned for trying to make a bug report there

[lapis lava]

then do that in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥???

[steel drum]

I had to join the discord

[sand citrus]

yes

[steel drum]

apparently not

[sand citrus]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[lapis lava]

why

[open pasture]

Because it’s a discord client mod kind of makes sense having to join the server

[sand citrus]

its not that deep

[junior ridge]

i wanna update my 15 pro to 18

but

ios 17.0 :c

[steel drum]

honestly. true

But I don't have anything else to do right now.

[junior ridge]

carrier

i bought it the day after it came out

[jaunty trellis]

how eep

[sand citrus]

Respect

[steel drum]

So I can be salty about the admins insulting my intelligence before 5 minutes had even gone by.

[sand citrus]

facts

[steel drum]

or atleast. some person in the support team

[sand citrus]

youre so right brother. im on your side noqw

[steel drum]

I feel like

you be saing that shit

but not meaning that shit

[open pasture]

[steel drum]

you feel me?

so anyways

[sand citrus]

maybe im not exactly on ur side but

[sand citrus]

i respect this

[steel drum]

I kinda want to go out of my way

[sand citrus]

and the honesty

[steel drum]

and get that guy demoted asf

[open pasture]

I can promise you 100% did not do anything like that

[sand citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/modpurge-gif-26280994

[open pasture]

this guy fr

[cursive hornet]

You will have a very scary visit to er after being diagnosed with acute kidney failure
Just like I did

[jaunty trellis]

real

[sturdy scaffold]

real

[mossy egret]

real

[jaunty trellis]

thankfully I don't drink monsters so I don't have to worry about that
(instead I'm an alcoholic)

[junior ridge]

so real

[cursive hornet]

Do literally everything you can to avoid sleeping in hospital
Worst experience of my life

[jolly temple]

milk goes in actual effort to mm

[junior ridge]

id be an alcoholic but im not 21 yet

so sad

[cursive hornet]

That didn't stop me

[junior ridge]

yeah but i dont have friends

:c

[cursive hornet]

I drank more at 18 than I do now at 21

[sand citrus]

drink alone.. easy

[junior ridge]

no way to get the silly juice

[jaunty trellis]

I'm 18

[cursive hornet]

I played cs_office and challenged enemy team to do shots with me

[junior ridge]

yeah but i live in a terrible country

so

[jaunty trellis]

oh right my condolences

[junior ridge]

hard to do shots when you dont have anything to do shots with

[sturdy scaffold]

doesn't every browser on any apple operating system use webkit only?

[jaunty trellis]

on ios yes idk about macos

[cursive hornet]

Go to gas station at 1am, overpay 50%
Employee won't bat an eye

[junior ridge]

ik people at gas stations around here

and not in a good way

[sturdy scaffold]

so brave or firefox on ios would just be webkit but better

[cursive hornet]

Yikes

[jaunty trellis]

more or less yes

[junior ridge]

i live in a small midwestern village where everyone knows everyone

[sturdy scaffold]

i meant safari srry 😭

[sand citrus]

fvklhjgfklhgfdlikhfgklhjkhguireu9iy8i7uhytr4esujihnkrgftevctgijukhnrfctvsdegijkolumrfgtvcdseijkolm,rgtefdijkomgetdfiojkmg5tedijokme5grtiojkert5giojktr5egoijkteg5rijokte5rijoketr5gijuoketg5riju0pe5tgiojetgy5jiotegyijouhtiuojghrtdjiogsfdjigfdjknfgdkjgfddfvjk;lfdgjodfbnojdfunoertbniouerajiorgejioergajrpioegaraegijo

sorry

[jaunty trellis]

eh all the same shit

some slightly more shiny but still shit

[junior ridge]

meow :3

meow :3

meow :3

ooips

[sturdy scaffold]

yeah safari sucks

tried using it on my macbook for like a day and hated it

[gray karma]

i have a bad idea
vencord for discord game dll injection!1

[lapis lava]

what could these user accounts be

[sturdy scaffold]

i went back to arc then orion then back to firefox

[sand citrus]

u mean vekstop?

[lapis lava]

@jaunty stag you are chomik

[sand citrus]

vanilla discord injects dlls to ur games already

[quartz glade]

Meow

[sand citrus]

not always

[gray karma]

does vesktop have a game overlay?

[sand citrus]

but it does

[sand citrus]

no

[gray karma]

so not vesktop

[sand citrus]

whats the point then

[gray karma]

huh

[sand citrus]

i dont get what u mean lol

[gray karma]

i mean vesktop should work here

1000000000000000/10

[sand citrus]

idk why u said no here then lol

[paper gate]

guh gaming

[gray karma]

cuz you said this?

[sand citrus]

yea

i asked if u want it in vesktop

and u said no

:p

then u said u want it in vesktop

[cursive hornet]

How is arc
Is it Chromium?

[sand citrus]

silly

[cursive hornet]

Not worth using then

[sturdy scaffold]

it is

[cursive hornet]

Firefox developer edition is goat

[junior ridge]

i use edge

:3

[jaunty trellis]

[cursive hornet]

You will switch to Firefox developer Edition

[jaunty trellis]

hop on floorp

[jolly temple]

794639959772233748

[abstract onyx]

hey guys.. I created a silly low efforted sound memes

[cursive hornet]

What is floorp

[sand citrus]

ff fork

[jaunty trellis]

funny ff fork

[junior ridge]

edge isn’t that bad tbh

[abstract onyx]

out of support

[junior ridge]

plus im too lazy to export everything

[sturdy scaffold]

moved to vesktop

[junior ridge]

girl what 😭

[sand citrus]

i tried edge today and first thing i saw was copilot and it asking me 10 billion tings on startup

[sturdy scaffold]

it's more slow then native discord rn

[jaunty trellis]

vesktop <3

[abstract onyx]

win 7

[sand citrus]

the os is out of support

[jaunty trellis]

how

[sand citrus]

not edge

lol

[sand citrus]

it is for me

on windows

or not for me

for some ppl

[junior ridge]

hun im on windows 11

[jaunty trellis]

guh

[gray karma]

OHHH u did?

[abstract onyx]

modern lil fella

[sturdy scaffold]

it's not anymore but when i first launched it, it was a little bit slow at first

[gray karma]

oh i meant for regular dc / anywhere

[daring cloud]

meanwhile github issue tab:

[solemn plank]

do they know

[gray karma]

also @ on reply its legit in my username

[jaunty trellis]

probably cuz it didn't have anything in the cache yet idek

[daring cloud]

that discord put me 10km in old messages forsake reason? yes

[sturdy scaffold]

so what's the perks of using vesktop instead of using native discord?

[paper gate]

better discord,3

[paper gate]

no tracking, faster startup

[solemn plank]

not that,

[sturdy scaffold]

cuul!!

[paper gate]

[solemn plank]

only contributors can send issues freely

[sturdy scaffold]

uninstalled discord :3

[solemn plank]

oh damn uh

my bad

[abstract onyx]

I use armcord

[warm pawn]

why did I read I tried to edge 😔

[sturdy scaffold]

i use vesktop

[steel drum]

message won't load. ?

[solemn plank]

im sorry that modmail ban is very much my fault

[warm pawn]

tihis

[harsh minnow]

you have no rights. I am the sole and ultimate ruler

[steel drum]

ah

well

what did you do?

[warm pawn]

real

[sand citrus]

ask yourself that question

[mossy egret]

real

[warm pawn]

READ THE LAST PART OF MY NAME 🔫

[steel drum]

finaly someone with actualy admin powers.

[solemn plank]

i was the one who told you to try sending modmail

[sand citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-algorithm-sort-gif-377669961518954761

[mossy egret]

I sure hope the owner would have admin powers

[steel drum]

lowkey yeah. fuck you ngl ❤️

[warm pawn]

im gonna flipping touch you

[solemn plank]

i have asked the moderators for forgiveness, and to either remove the ban, punish me, or both, if that makes you feel better

[warm pawn]

im so tired rn

[harsh minnow]

Man what is this drama

[steel drum]

bro. I don't want you punsihed!? . I biarly give a fuck about this server

[abstract onyx]

I got an issue with setuping it

[steel drum]

rude support staff

[mossy egret]

Long, dead drama with one person still continuing it

[steel drum]

and lack of rights

[abstract onyx]

exe isn't vaild for 32win

[harsh minnow]

vban @steel drum entitled annoying whatever man

[neon ferry]

Done!

Banned 5tga (@steel drum)

[mossy egret]

https://discord.com/channels/1015060230222131221/1257029622797963304

[harsh minnow]

so fire

[solemn plank]

vencord no longer supports 32 bit

[abstract onyx]

I use 64x wino

[keen kernel]

https://youtu.be/hAxR1M5yP1E

[abstract onyx]

[solemn plank]

oh